Tfw you are part of the patrician Vita owner gentlemans club
>Friends all buy Vitas day one for 'muh uncharted'
>Dont because uncharted sucks dick
>Years go buy and it becomes the weeb console of choice
>Get one off Gumtree for £20 from a sportsball mom that doesnt know what it is
>Friends all sold theirs months after launch
>Seeing me have the best of times they look for one without battle damage in full working order and cant find shit
>Every time i use it in front of them you hear a wistful sigh that they still cant find one.
Did you manage to find one in good condition? do you now know Vita means life?
Are you ready for Catherine FULL BODY?