/v/ - Video Games

>>13991042

This is still fucking autistic

<have to do a huge maze of parallel universe travelling in order to cut down roughly 9.4 hours

Still needs to get around minimizing the half an a press.

>>13991087

""""Henry"""" can't appreciate good autism

>>13991171

You watched a highly advanced form of autism.

>>13991177

checked

>that level of concentrated autism

>for sm64

He better be making a living out of this like SM64 speedrunners.

>>13991266

I wonder what his job actually is

I'd like to imagine him as a customer support person "My internet is broken how do I fix it" "First I'm going to have to explain Parallel Universes"

>>13991266

He has the resources to give someone $1000 for a single glitch in Mario 64.

>>13991134

Heavenly Dio was such fucking disappointment, really shows how worse jojo got in years

>>13991323

>really shows how worse jojo got in years

Its not canon.

>>13991323

>really shows how worse jojo got in years

I could agree that some of the magic is gone, specially with the current part but c'mon nigger

>>13991365

How do you feel about JJL?

I feel like Kira's relationship with Holly is somewhat contrived, Josefumi is kinda lame, and it feels like villain of the week shit.

At least with Part 2, you had a shonen tournament, and Part 3 had a cast of cool characters, even Part 7 was a buddy stoner comedy, and I don't particularly enjoy or hate Part 8.

>>13991472

Why aren't you mentioning part 4, and how it's the best part of the series?

>>13991472

Part 8 just has no direction. First it was the wall eyes and the bites, then his identity, then the fruits, and now the pillarmen. It's kinda lacking in a clear direction other than muh fruit.

>>13991042

>no voice over for advanced ｢ＴＲＡＮＳＣＥＮＤＥＮＣＥ｣

>>13991282

$1000 isn't that much.

>>13991475

I think that each part is good at something or because of one particular aspect so it's hard to declare a "best" part. Like I just happened to read the ending of Part 6 again last month when they're at the Kennedy Space Centre, and it just felt great. Araki is least pretty good when he starts killing characters and making it feel like shit got real

>>13991547

> Like I just happened to read the ending of Part 6 again last month when they're at the Kennedy Space Centre, and it just felt great.

Gay priest controlling gravity is one of the most helpless feelings you can get in media. You as the reader just feel powerless.

>>13991768

I feel like Josuke is going to die again and merge with someone else. Assuming there's an overarching plot and not just "series of unconnected events that just so happen to be connected"

These threads are cuckchan tier.

>>13992644

It's called autism, now chexk em

>>13992652

How big is TJ "Henry" Yoshi's cock?

>>13992685

6 and a half A presses

>>13992692

Watch Out for Throbbing Cocks in 0.5 strokes

>>13992664

Autism is the ninth wonder of the world.

>>13992695

I would let yoshi in any of my qpus tbh

>>13992755

That's the one, but somebody should reencode with a higher bitrate now that the filesize limit is greater. I'd do it, but my computer would take forever to finish it.

So let's talk about Parallel Universes.

In an alternate universe this guy turns his autism into other games. There's a universe where he exploits Donkey Kong 64 for all it's worth. There's one for Banjo Kazooie, and one for Pokemon Yellow using a Super Game Boy.(That last one can get into some crazy Shit, I've seen people run custom code inside of Pokemon Yellow by exploiting glitches and using XBAND to stream a twitch chat live through the Pokemon Dialog boxes)

This man is a singularity that crosses all dimensions.

I fear and dread the universe where he focuses on Minecraft. He's probably already developed True AI within it using only Command Blocks and Boat Glitches.

>>13992833

>speedrunning

But he's not speedrunning, retard, he's gaining speed while not running at all.

Newfags should be banned on sight, especially for something this classic.

>>13992833

> Equating ordinary speedrunning with QPU warping

plebs begone.

>>13992627

Well, we now have the “plant appraiser” or did that arc end? I haven’t been keeping up with JoJo-Lion, tbh.

>>13992859

It’s stable enough to have games with lots of content, but shitty enough to have lots of exploitable bugs. Like using the lag generated by stacking orange bomb explosions to build speed and boundary break in Donkey Kong 64

>>13992859

Very simple for 3D level design reminiscent of older game design, and cutscenes that are present are typically shorter and simpler. More interesting bugs due to the simpler tools and code options available also make them funner to run and watch. Also a simpler RNG that allowed predictable or manipulable RNG. Older games get speedrun all the time. Newer ones aren't as popular because there's a much higher chance of getting fucked by the RNG, you have to sit through tons of cutscenes and loading screens, and they're pretty safe (or at least bugs and glitches are just annoying and don't contribute much to a speedrun) due to memory management.

64 is about the end of that threshold. After that, the resources on the consoles skyrocketed.

>>13991134

>>13991103

>｢D4C Over Heaven｣

Wouldn't even need love train.

>>13992824

Those would be alternate universes, not parallel

>>13993773

shut up "Henry"

>>13993773

Holding down an A button without releasing it is a half A press

>come up with a notation that expresses "I'm holding this button down between segments of the run, so I don't have to release it and press it again for no reason"

>everyone goes nuts

sometimes I wonder who has the autism here

>>13991538

That's almost half my paycheck.

>>13991323

Jojo was never good.

>>13994082

What purpose do you find in being purposely wrong?

>>13994067

A dualshock doesn't have an A button.

>>13994148

Yeah it does, the Green A button, at the top

>>13994060

Nonsense. You can't go to the bank with half of a check.

>>13991237

So is Mako holding the blade between her cunt lips there or are her hips just being held above it?

>>13993845

Shaking a hand and then refusing to let go isn't half a handshake. It's just a handshake you don't stop. This bullshit about pressing states is entirely arbitrary and is based on nothing.

>>13995685

A handshake is defined by letting go, so that’s entirely wrong.

>>13993773

Mario has three states. When A isn't pressed, when A is pressed, and when A is released. Half an A press is when A is being held down and not released.

>>13995749

>three states

>the second of these three states is half

Don't you mean 0.66 of an A press?

can this be just a general speedrun autism thread?

plays spongebob battle for bikini bottom for 8-10 hours a day, and spergs at the chat when they say anything that questions his ability to be the best in the world at the game

>>13995779

>1:1,000,000,000,000 chance of winning the lottery

>Well guess that means I either win or lose, 50:50!

>>13995779

See, a full A press consists of pressing the button, then releasing it. The point people tend to get hung up on is on paying too much attention to the final state after releasing the button, which is with the button being unpressed. However, if you look at the big picture, you'll notice that if you were to chain several A presses, the second instance of the button being unpressed is the requirement for the button to actually be pressed again.

So we have: A isn't pressed, A is pressed, A is released, A is pressed again, A is released.

>>13995859

Defining A presses is much like the Monty Hall problem. Once you look at it from the proper perspective, it's self evident why you should always switch, but many just don't have the capacity to process that.

>>13995869

Why would you switch during the Monty Hall problem? You have a 50/50 chance of winning regardless

>>13995899

oh boy here we go again

So we have 3 doors with a prize hidden behind only one.

You choose one door, the announcer reveals a second door and asks you if you want to switch to the third.

What happens when the announcer willfully reveals a door and offers you the switch is an uneven divide of the choice space. You now have two options:

>I can reveal one door out of three

>I can reveal two doors out of three, one of which happens to not contain the prize

If instead of the announcer revealing a single door, you were just given the option to open the two other doors instead, you would switch in a heartbeat, wouldn't you?

Try the same exercise with 100 doors. You pick one, then the announcer reveals 98 other doors, and offers you to switch to the last one. Are you still confident that you picked the right door right of the bat, or would you rather just open the other 99 doors?

>>13995941

Yes, because it's a 50/50 chance of picking the winning or losing door, you have no way of knowing

>>13995977

>you have no way of knowing

Correct. There's always the chance, switch or not, of not picking the door with the price.

>Yes, because it's a 50/50 chance

wrong. It would be a 50% chance if the prize was shuffled after the announcer reveals the doors. This is not the case, so choosing to switch to the other door is equivalent to choosing to open all the doors besides the one you initially chose.

>>13993773

Do people shitpost at Pannenkoek for explaining the 0.5x A press thing in a pedantic way, or are there genuinely people out there who can't understand the concept?

>>13996108

Even smart people can have some trouble understanding something simple in a bad day or during a bad moment.

Now imagine the average youtube commenter trying to understand anything in a Pannen video.

>>13996176

No, it's the opposite. If they can't even begin to understand something too esoteric they won't say anything about it. they'll just assume whatever they heard is right because it's too complicated for them. This doesn't happen because someone is necessarily stupid, it happens when someone lacks knowledge about something and everyone does it.

But when presented with something apparently simple but that seems slightly wrong or weird (the half a press part), that's when people start asking questions. This is where you can tell if someone is stupid or not if they understand the half A press thing exists because it was pressed before the video/start started and will be released during it or after it ends.

>>13994060

So?

Assuming you get paid ~$2000 twice a month you're making at least $48000 a year.

When you're making that amount $1000 isn't shit, unless you're married and have kids and a bunch of normalfag tier debnts.

>>13993773

You need to update your home to the death barrier

>>13994082

It was good when it was about hamon and shit. Stands were pretty underwhelming since introduction and from there on it only got lamer.

>>13996298

Yeah, I don't get this either. How is the A press predicated on being able to press it again? You've registered the A press in game; a 1:1 action-reaction scenario. It doesn't make sense to call it a half a press.

>>13996298

It has but A presses are only counted for the run during the level, so if you're holding A before you enter the level, you now have the pressed state of A(and the advantages that brings) without using an A press for the run.

>>13995899

>>13995977

I was once like you. I have some bad news: the reality we live in is broken. I didn't believe it until I saw it with my own eyes, when a stranger was kind enough to put together a quick simulation to demonstrate it to me.

Copy-paste this: https://hastebin.com/xihewalike.py

into this: https://repl.it/languages/python3

and run it. I'm so sorry.

>>13996176

>>13996108

>I can't help but wonder if they do understand that part, but for some reason 0.5x A presses is the harder concept, and I just have it backwards

That sums me up pretty well. I'm a closet henryfag because an A press is an A press. When the A button has been pushed in to the point where the game recognises it as A having been pressed, that's an A press. The pressing of the button is the only relevant part - holding it (or not) is a separate matter, and releasing it serves no purpose except to allow you to press it again. A is pressed when you press A. You can't divide it into half an A press, because if you only pressed it halfway then the game wouldn't recognise A as having been pressed at all. That's not 0.5 A presses, that's 0 A presses. There is no such thing as half an A press, but I keep a lid on it because a world with pannenkoek's autism is much better than a world without it, and if putting up with "half" A presses is the price I have to pay, then so be it. The actual QPU stuff is pretty simple once it's explained. The issue comes from him flat out ignoring the definition of the word "press".

>>13996331

Because it depends on the context of the rest of the run.

In a single segment, it counts as an A press because an A button must be held in order to perform it.

In the course of a full run, you are already chaining an A press from a previous action and holding the button until you reach the course; thus, you don't need to press it

>>13995899

>50/50

Nonsense. You either win or you don't win, there isn't half a win.

>>13994082

Sonic was never good.

>>13996385

>Win the car

>But you live in America so you have to pay taxes, declare it on your income as an asset, and pay insurance just to drive it, on top of the cost for a license and gas

Yes. Winning.

>>13996385

It depends on the context of the rest of the show.

In a single round, it counts as a win because a door must be chosen in order to open it.

In the course of a full game-show, you are already switching doors from your previous choice and guessing until you get the car; thus, you don't need to win it.

>>13994060

A paycheck is a paycheck you can't say it's only half

Is anyone looking at this mans spreadsheets and shit that he posted in the description?

>>13995712

>A handshake is defined by letting go

No, it's defined by the shaking of hands you fucking illiterate. Letting go is letting go, an action in and of itself.

>>13996436

Nope, it’s defined as grasping, shaking, and letting go. You’re legitimately autistic.

>>13996406

Having won a car before, they pay the difference of most of those fees besides insurance.

OKAY FAGGOTS explain this

>Claims that an action that says [B: JUMP] doesn't count as a fucking jump because the ingame jump counter doesn't increase

>>13995977

Door 1 contains the prize. Contestant A chooses door 1, and keeps, host reveals door 2 or 3, wins. Contestant A chooses door 2 and keeps, host reveals door 3, loses. Contestant A chooses door 3 and keeps, host reveals door 2, loses. Contestant B chooses door 1 and switches, host reveals door 2 or 3, loses. Contestant B chooses door 2 and switches, host reveals door 3, wins. Contestant B chooses door 3 and switches, host reveals door 2, wins. Contestant A has ⅓ chance of winning, contestant B has ⅔ chance of winning.

Contestant chooses a door. It's ⅓ chance to win the prize and ⅔ chance to lose. Host reveals an empty door. Contestant A keeps the door. Contestant B changes the door. Contestant A has ⅓ chance to win it had originally. Contestant B has ⅔ to win because there's only ⅓ chance he picked right to start with, and having host revealed one empty door, the remaining door has ⅔ chance to contain the prize.

>>13996449

It is semantic, however More accurately it would be that you can beat mario odyssey with no "mario jumps"

>>13996439

If shaking is defined as grasping, shaking, and letting go, wouldn't that trap you in an endless repeat of grasping the other person's hand over and over, until it has been compressed into a singularity and you both die?

shaking = grasping + shaking + letting go

∴ shaking = grasping + (grasping + shaking + letting go) + letting go

∴ shaking = grasping + (grasping + (grasping + shaking + letting go) + letting go) + letting go

∴ shaking = grasping + (grasping + (grasping + (grasping + shaking + letting go) + letting go) + letting go) + letting go

∴ shaking = grasping + (grasping + (grasping + (grasping + (grasping + shaking + letting go) + letting go) + letting go) + letting go) + letting go

∴ shaking = grasping + (grasping + (grasping + (grasping + (grasping + (grasping + shaking + letting go) + letting go) + letting go) + letting go) + letting go) + letting go

∴ shaking = grasping + (grasping + (grasping + (grasping + (grasping + (grasping + (grasping + shaking + letting go) + letting go) + letting go) + letting go) + letting go) + letting go) + letting go

∴ shaking = grasping + (grasping + (grasping + (grasping + (grasping + (grasping + (grasping + (grasping + shaking + letting go) + letting go) + letting go) + letting go) + letting go) + letting go) + letting go) + letting go

∴ shaking = grasping + (grasping + (grasping + (grasping + (grasping + (grasping + (grasping + (grasping + (grasping + shaking + letting go) + letting go) + letting go) + letting go) + letting go) + letting go) + letting go) + letting go) + letting go

∴ shaking = grasping + (grasping + (grasping + (grasping + (grasping + (grasping + (grasping + (grasping + (grasping + (grasping + shaking + letting go) + letting go) + letting go) + letting go) + letting go) + letting go) + letting go) + letting go) + letting go) + letting go

And so on…

Grasping is not part of shaking hands - it's a prerequisite that must be met before shaking is possible, but it's not part of the handshake. Likewise, letting go isn't a part of it - it's just a thing you do after the handshake so that people don't call the police. A handshake is defined as the thing where the hands shake.

>>13996475

Wrong

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Handshaking

>>13996371

>press A in level 1

>don't let go until level 2

>this is two a presses to a ''henry'''fag

>>13996510

>Furshit

>>13996515

>implying the issue with furries is the art and not the people involved in it

>disliking libbie

>>13992859

Nintendo draws autists like moths to a flame. Bright colours and childish.

N64 is just the era they grew up in childhood wise or now became the community standard

>>13996478

Well, Anonymous "3573eb" 13996478, actually, you'll find that I'm two-thirds correct. You see, in the context of this discussion, we can define "correct definition of handshaking" as having three parts: first, there's the action of grasping; second, there's the shake itself; and third, there's letting go. Now, in this case, I have only asserted that the shake is a necessary part of a handshake, while leaving the grasping and letting go as unnecessary. From the wikipedia definition of handshaking, we can see that there is no mention of grasping a hand, shaking a hand, or letting go of a hand. Note that we can't physically grasp a server's hand and shake it - this fails before we can even begin. So, if your dream was to bring all of your computers together for one big meet-and-greet, I'm sorry, but it's not going to happen. Now, from this, we can see that I've performed two out of the three actions for a "correct definition of handshaking" - while I did say that shaking the hand is required, grasping and letting go have both been left as irrelevant, hence the "two-thirds" correct. In the context of a full thread, we usually just round that up to one full correct definition of a handshake.

And there you have it: handshaking done with two-thirds of a correct definition. Man, I did not expect this post to become ten sentences long when I started replying, but I guess there was just that much to explain! :^)

>>13996485

That's still one A press. Y'know, because A was pressed once.

>>13991768

Wasn't SBR weekly for a bit before it became monthly?

Anyways, Araki is known for making shit up as he goes (The Arrow in Part 5 comes to mind) and it really feels like he got some ideas out of his ass during Part 8 that went no-fucking-where. There was too much downtime between investigation and slice of life crap, feels like Part 4 and how slow it was.

AN A PRESS IS AN A PRESS YOU CAN'T SAY IT'S ONLY HALF

>buy defective controller with a short in the button

>complete Mario 64 with zero A presses

Autism is overrated.

>>13996623

Are you talking like the actual button in the controller being completely off or randomly switching on?

Because if a short triggers the button it's still an A press.

>>13996626

It's the physical hardware and software of the game as provided to me by Nintendo. I didn't press anything.

>>13996475

LEGITIMATELY AUTISTIC.

>>13996627

Yeah but technically the A button is being pressed, you aren't pressing it but by well frankly anyone it would still be "pressing" the button.

Even if we're running on the Pannekoencept of a button press.

>>13996577

You are correct, but half of the A press was during level 1, and the other half was in level 2

>>13996510

I wanna fug that mascot.

>>13996633

There are always variations in hardware. Every console runs a game at a slightly different clock rate, for example. No one considers these variations to be player agency so my hypothetical shorted controller should not be considered to be my making an A press.

>>13996601

If A was already pressed before the start of a particular segment, that segment was done with zero A presses, not half an A press. If you didn't press A in that particular segment, where does the half come from? You're just pulling it out of nowhere. It's 0 A presses, 1 A hold, A releases negotiable.

THAT WOULD STILL BE ZERO A PRESSES, NOT HALF AN A PRESS. IF YOU DON'T PRESS A IN THE GAME, IT'S NOT AN A PRESS.

WE NEED TO ESTABLISH JUST WHERE THE LIMITS ARE FOR IF AN A PRESS IS COUNTED OR NOT, REALLY. IS IT AN A PRESS IF YOU PRESS AND HOLD WHILE THE SYSTEM IS BOOTING? WHAT IF A IS PRESSED DOWN BEFORE YOU SWITCH ON THE N64? WHAT IF YOU MODIFY YOUR CONTROLLER TO MAKE THE A BUTTON INTO A TOGGLE SWITCH, INSTEAD OF A BUTTON? THEN YOU COULD ALWAYS DO ZERO A PRESSES BECAUSE THERE'S NO A BUTTON TO PRESS - NO-ONE CARES ABOUT A TOGGLES. WHAT IF YOU HAVE A PRE-OWNED CONTROLLER? DOES IT COUNT AS AN A PRESS IF THE GUY YOU BOUGHT IT FROM PRESSED A?

>>13996631

>enters a thread about pannenkoek performing another of his holy works

>expected to find anything except raw, uncut autism

vvevv

>>13996634

All of the A press was during level 1. A was held down all the way into level 2, but A was not pressed in level 2. One A press in level 1, zero A presses in level 2.

>>13996650

Right, but the A button being held down does change the way your character moves. So the fact that it was still held down in to level 2 is relevant

>>13996648

I think on a fundamental level there isn't analogous properties between the shorted controller and the n64 hardware itself having a slightly different clock speed since the n64 clockspeed difference issue isn't readily observable or changable, however a broken controller is.

It'd be like me stating hooking up an Arduino to push the A button for me is not an A press because I had not pressed A

>>13996650

Technically since the N64 does indeed have some level of presoftware booting, Holding A while turning on the system would constitute a true half an A press when the button is released since in launch the input had already been active rather than entering the active state post boot.

>>13992859

It has significantly shorter load times than any other console of its generation.

>>13996662

Oh, I agree completely - it's very relevant. It's just that I don't believe that the "half A press" term is applicable. If A is never actually pressed in level 2, it's zero A presses. The fact that there's some set-up required before starting the level doesn't change that.

>>13996689

discs < carts

>>13996671

What's wrong with that? It's optimization and power gaming to achieve any arbitrary goal

>>13996751

He probably believes that humanity has some kind of built-in purpose that we must all tirelessly sacrifice ourselves towards, instead of life being a chaotic mess of people applying their abilities to what interests them, with the overall effect of humanity constantly pushing outwards in any and every direction, and constantly expanding our capabilities and reach. Playing a game like this may not be productive in a real world sense (although it is interesting and entertaining), but, in time, eventually there will be people who can pick apart our own world in the same way pannen can pick apart SM64. Wanting to shut off that drive to explore and investigate might make people more useful in the here and now, but it means that, in time, eventually there will be people who are really good at making excel spreadsheets. I definitely know which one of those I'd look forward to more.

>>13996787

>yfw someone develops FTL travel inspired by a speedrunning glitch in super mario 64

>>13996808

Actually you'd be surprised, a lot of current theories involving faster than light travel involve temporarily launching into a parallel existence before reentering this existence.

>>13996787

>Implying the universe isn't completely deterministic

Seriously, everyone is a collection of atoms and molecules. Physics ensures that everything happens in a technically predictable manner; free will can't possibly exist, and the more you learn, the more frightening it becomes.

>>13996808

Depending on your level of esoterism, some believe that the universe was altered in some way due to synchronicity when the LHC was fired half a decade ago. With meme magic and high energy belief, we seem to be able to alter things to some degree. It could be possible. The internet is like a web of human consciousness to an extent

>>13996787

We already have the drive to explore, the issue is he's wasting it on a video game. If your culture encourages wasting that drive you will lose to other cultures, your culture's associated genetics will be lost, and life will become less driven to explore.

>>13996832

I don't have that one mickey and donald picture but fuck you anyway.

>>13996830

>future spaceships will build up speed in orbit for 3 days before moving instantaneously to the nearest star system

>>13996846

>he's not autisming right

The thing about autists is you can't force them to point their skills in any direction. They hyper-focus on things that interest them and everything else can get fucked. They do shitty in school subjects they don't care about despite having the potential for acing the class, because they just can't give a fuck. So good luck convincing him to work on NASA problems instead of Mario.

>>13996857

>you can't force them to point their skills in any direction

Oh yes you can. It's like patterning in animals, you need to be sure they're exposed to a problem they can autism over in their early years. Most of these guys had broken families so those early years were filled with video games and this is what happened.

>>13996861

So let's say you're gonna search the country for autists young enough to be impressioned into usefulness, how do you differentiate an autist from any other retarded fucking kid? They don't become obvious until puberty when most kids gradually become normalfags and they keep acting the same.

>>13996671

>>13996846

I've seen people comment about this video (and his other videos) saying it has interested them in computer programming. Almost all of the glitches used for speedrunning are exploits from hardware-level code like rounding floats, integer overflow, and other little math problems. Books on assembly are very dry, and videos explaining glitches in video games gives people more interesting idea on the topic, and they might be inspired to go into it. Maybe the belgian pancake man is wasting his life on an inconsequential speedrun, but that doesn't keep him from inspiring and entertaining. I say that's worthy enough

>>13996873

It's usually obvious with kids age 4+. But you don't have to know ahead of time, just don't use the teevees or vidya to babysit your children when it matters the most. People think they only need to start parenting when kids hit their teens but it's far too late by then.

>>13996875

>I've seen people comment about this video (and his other videos) saying it has interested them in computer programming

I'm aware. I'm a tech autist and I recognize the gift he has and that he wasted it. But by the age you can be inspired by entertainment it really doesn't matter - those people will never become tech autists. They will be webdevs and gamedevs.

>>13991042

>0.5 a presses

>not 0.05

Pleb.

>>13996920

>not understanding that what you enjoy is what you adapt to in your youth; you were taught what to enjoy

You might be too stupid to understand the conversation. These guys would have had more productive hobbies, and been less likely to cut their dicks off, had they had better parents that put beneficial problems in front of them when they were children instead of abandoning them to the electric Jew. And seeing this having happened, and a great mind wasted, is painful.

>>13996974

>parents should force their kids to do things because it might be good for humanity

Only two things will happen. The kids will grow up to despise their parents and they'll hate whatever their parents tried to force upon them.

>>13996990

This. People have been complaining about those dang ol' rebellious kids disrespecting their elders for all of human history. If we want that autism to develop into useful autism, all that can be done is to raise those kids in a healthy and stable environment, and hope for the best. Force the issue too hard, and they just turn around and start railing against whatever morals were being pushed on them. Trying to "fix" society like that is just going to end up like the 1960s all over again.

>>13996990

You don't realize that this is how the brain works. You can even raise a cat to swim and it will love water. The things you like were forced in your head but you've just not thought about this enough to understand yet.

>>13992824

>Pokemon Yellow

The first time I saw this, I thought it was a joke, but it's 100% real.

>>13996510

LIBBIE'S A NIGGER

SHE'S A NIGGER

NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER

>>13995779

>Not pressed

0

>Pressed

0.5

>Released

1

>start up pokemon yellow

>play pokemon gold

Fucking on-disk on-cartridge DLC, I swear…

>>13996449

Challenges like this was built on exploiting loopholes in the games rules. It's like the in-game jump counter is a baseball umpire that doesn't know anything about baseball, but still follows a set of rules to the letter. He won't say what they are, so your only choice is to keep experimenting until you know what the rules are and then use that to your advantage.

>>13992685

>How big is TJ "Henry" Yoshi's cock?

Someone post it.

>>13997609

But I've seen that gif a hundred times

How about something new?

https://m.imgur.com/a/4M4Ee

>>13996298

>Hasn't the signal already been sent?

Pressing a button and releasing a button are two separate signals.

>>13997618

Post it anyway because I forgot to save it. Or I forgot what I saved it as.

>>13997658

Oh nevermind, the second post in the picture is fake and gay. But holy shit someone care to explain how you could break the theory of sets?

>>13997672

By proving a contradiction. Proving that a statement is true and also proving the same statement is false. Showing that two different numbers are equal would be one way to do that. Once you have a contradiction you can prove anything you want.

ZFC is probably consistent (i.e. without contradictions) but Gödel proved that you can't prove that. We can't rule it out.

Finding a contradiction in ZFC would make most mathematical proofs potentially worthless. It would be the mathematical discovery of the century, at least.

>>13996671

That's the curse of autism, it gives you great knowledge over a single specific topic, but you can only put your full dedication towards that one topic, and you're never in control of what that topic will be.

>>13991768

The villain is the beetle fight guy, and his stand is WAY more dangerous then he showed then.

Basically one touch death through heating and bursting blood vessels, and he can transfer this ability through whatever he touches and the full power isn't elaborated on yet, his power might be "speeding up" whatever he touches, including molecules which means intense heat and his stand name is Speed King, this is the Part 4 parallel arc crossed with Part 5's mafia tone, like Part 8 was parts 1-3.

*Araki's slipping in artistic references to Dio using some of the family members, the most recent one was Hato walking up the walls in order to stab a villain, I think he's trying to obfuscate the main villain or throw a red herring because every Higashikata stand has "King" in the name, which is an obvious parallel to "Killer Queen"**

The theme for this part is mystery, so the story isn't going to be as clear cut as earlier parts.

>>13997734

You've piqued my interest, anon, and I'm going to start reading it again.

>>13997672

You can't do that. Free advice directly from me to you: Stop asking foolish questions. Stop hacking and play games as they were meant to be played. Don't count buttons and play modern games. Or do you want to be a foolish professor who leaves no trace except a smudged background figure in an old game – until we pull the plug, haha.

>>13996202

exactly. people have a comfort level within which they will express their opinions strongly. as engineers put it, nobody has an opinion when you're building a bridge on materials or design, but when it's done, everybody knows exactly what color you should paint it and is happy to loudly tell you how wrong you are if you picked a different color

>>13996202

>>13998141

https://shed.bike/

>>13996475

>A handshake is defined as the thing where the hands shake.

wow, you've legitimately never met someone in person, have you

>>13996832

The universe doesn't seem to be deterministic, but only because of true randomness in certain quantum processes.

But I don't think that non-deterministic free will is even a coherent idea. If it's not deterministic, multiple things could happen. If my choice doesn't strictly depend on who I am at the time, then how is my choice any more free? It's only free if I'm fully in control.

>>13998209

You have schizophrenia. And before you say 'brainlet', I full understand every word you're using.

>>13991323

Heaven DIO is non canonical, which is funny because his power is the ability to rewrite canon and Jotaro also gets it at the end.

EoH is shit though, nobody but some hardcore nips like it.

>>13995817

Seems like your average autist though. The best speedrun ever is the one for that Sesame Street Fighter game, because it parodies every other faggot speedrunner in production quality.

>>13996449

Saw it. I applaud the way they exploited a bunch of loopholes and came up with nifty tricks to avoid incrementing the counters like talking to the NPCs midair during a butt smash, but it's not as technical as Pannen's avoiding to press a button entirely. It also got me to wonder, can you beat Sonic games without ever moving (crouching and looking up notwithstanding)?

>>13997658

Not that surprising, Don Rosa came up with a way to lift sunken ships just to make Huey Dewey and Louie look smarter than unca donald.

>>13998285

*Carl Barks

>>13998277

Can you elaborate?

>>13998359

But I don't think that non-deterministic free will is even a coherent idea. If it's not deterministic, multiple things could happen. If my choice doesn't strictly depend on who I am at the time, then how is my choice any more free? It's only free if I'm fully in control.

>>13998372

How is that schizophrenic?

It's a serious question, I know schizophrenia is related to confusion about the relation between your volition and your actions so it sounds sort of plausible

>>13998405

Everything he's saying is mental masturbation. An easy way to tell is the use of flowery language that amounts to nothing.

>>13998166

Am I wrong? The part of a handshake that is actually the handshake is the part where you shake hands with someone - the bit between grabbing their hand and letting go again. I don't see why you're getting so upset about handshakes.

>>13998187

Once the host opens one of the doors to reveal a goat, there are only two doors left. One door has another goat, and the other has the car. The contestant has picked one of these doors, but is offered the opportunity to switch. There are two doors, one door has the prize, and they can freely pick which door they want to open. One door wins, one door loses. The chance of either door having the car behind it should be 1/2, but it's not. The original door keeps its 1/3 odds, and the other door is somehow 2/3. It's just not right, I tell you.

>>13997028

No they wont. Most cat breeds have hydrophobic hair, they will never like water no matter how much you try. They detest the feeling of wet hair, and they have every reason to do so. It's like trying to teach a kid to like warm weather by shoving his hand on a stove. At best you'll break their spirit and they'll put with the awfulness.

>>13996510

>Libbie will never greet you when you open libre office because the ebil right wng goobergayte boogeyman

>>13992695

A stroke is a stroke, you can't say there's only half.

>>13998585

part of me gets depressed thinking about how much time this guy wastes playing the same game over and over again finding new ways to mess with it, on the other hand, I guess it's just nice he still has that much fun with it.

>>13998723

I suppose the more practical minded see it as a waste. Think of all the things this guy could be doing with the time he's using playing an old game for the millionth time creating challenges for himself… but like I said, he's having fun doing it so it's not for me to dictate what he does in his spare time.

>>13996517

This.

>>13996920

This. Don't do anything you don't care about for shit that more than likely doesn't deserve it.

>>13994159

That's a delta, you retard.

>>13998630

>not building up speed for 12 hours so you can jerk him off in multiple PUs and get showered in cum (but only after resetting his home)

>>13991323

>You didn't like T I R A M I S U.

Pedestrian taste, chum. I agree that 4 Ball Run has been pretty meh, though.

>>13992824

>There's a universe where he exploits Donkey Kong 64 for all it's worth.

Now that you mention it…

>>13992853

>Getting a star in 0.5 A presses in under 5 and a half hours isn't speedrunning.

No, YOU are the super retard.

>>13992862

They're going back to the Higashikata Estate to get a Rokakaka and Jobin is still trying to kill them.

>>13993773

If the button isn't released, it isn't a full press. Stop spreading this (((blasphemous rumor))).

>>13994082

Fuck off, DIO.

>>13996108

I imagine it's just shitposting.

>>13996298

>>13996331

Holding the A button and releasing it are two parts to the same pressing motion.

New video!

>0.5x A presses

That makes no sense

>>14004915

>no matter what I choose or how convoluted it is, someone else has or will do it better

How old are you? because as long as you're in your 20s or younger, you still have the potential to do fucking anything if you actually try. Most people would say this is bullshit, but most people don't try. Also, you underestimate the number of things there are to do.

>>13996671

That's how we'll get to another galaxy one day. With half-A presses.

there's no free will and we will soon be dead looking at nothing for eternity

what's the point

>>13996371

>>13995977

Here's how I think of it, it's not actually that complicated:

>the host MUST reveal a goat

>if you picked a goat (2/3 chance), then the host must reveal the remaining goat, and the car is the switch

>if you picked the car (1/3 chance), then the host reveals a goat, and the switch would be a goat as well

>thus, the situation where a switch is the correct answer occurs 2/3s of the time

The reason it works this way is because when you choose a goat (2/3s of the time) the door that is not chosen by you and not revealed by the host is guaranteed to be the car. It took me seeing the chart at the start of this section https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Monty_Hall_problem#Simple_solutions to get it, but after that, it made perfect sense.

>>13996671

Have you ever seen that one where a guy re-writes Mario World's code at the first level by putting specific items at specific places in order to clog the RAM and trigger the credits?

>>14008772

what if you want the goat though

>>14008834

Fuck off tumblrtale

>>14008836

>(You)

>>14008786

>>14008786

He also created a hex editor and a Flappy Bird clone using nothing but glitches. He basically turned SMW into a programming environment.

>>14011541

That’s exactly what has fucking happened. White males passed over in all manner of technical professions and government for niggers, chinks, jews, and women have nowhere to turn their passions except for arbitrary and meaningless bullshit such as this.

>>13995685

The reason the madman uses half A presses is purely because he found using a standard method of explaining things inadequate. So he boiled it down to a simple number and then established when in between pressing and letting go of the A button it goes from 0.5 to 1.0. If he says half an A press or you see 0.5 it means he never lets go until the next A press.

>>14011790

There's also an increasing lack of productive outlets for autism - in years gone by, the genuinely brilliant spergs like Pannen would have grown up fucking around with things that have some real-world utility instead of goddamn video games.

>>14011885

>There's also an increasing lack of productive outlets for autism

It's never been a better time for it. The issue is there's an increasing number of worthless outlets and a total breakdown of family and community that could guide them away from those.

22/28 A presses remaining boyos

It begins…

>>13995660

I want to lick that blade now

>>13996510

>furfag

If you guys like games being taken apart you should check out this wiki:

https://tcrf.net/The_Cutting_Room_Floor

I believe it's all done by one guy, he goes deep in the code and game assets to find out about cut content and other shit.