/v/ - Video Games

>>13969362

chaos gate

>>13969366

You're not shitting, right? Its pretty old.

>>13969384

Is Dawn of War 1 better than 2?

>>13969395

Lets just say i already know that dawn of war a good starcraft clone, but i didn't tried dawn of war II because of repulsive nature of assfaggots style of low micromanagement of just few units without base building.

>>13969387

In my opinion, yes, though they're two very different beasts. DoW1 is a more traditional RTS, whereas DoW2 is a smaller scale tactical game and has no base building.

For DoW1, the base game and Winter Assault are must plays. Dark Crusade isn't bad, but you can skip without missing much. It abandons the story driven singleplayer campaign in favor of a Risk map. Soulstorm is only worth playing for the memes.

>>13969389

Lots of personality and style points?

I'm about to play in a warhammer fantasy roleplay second edition game and I've been super fucking excited for it for a month or two and just today a friend of the GM invited the biggest THAT GUY to ever fucking THAT GUY in the history of THOSE GUYS and I'm fucking mad

>>13969402

WFRP2E is amazing. Unless your GM is enforcing random starting careers, you better fucking start Rat Catcher.

warhammer is trash lol

>>13969402

I once had a roleplay of wh40k planned, but GM turned out to be a huge jew, called me racist for disapproving racemixing and i never tried to play tabletop games with people.

>>13969408

I'm playing as a runesmith apprentice because I am legitimately excited to craft cool shit for my party

>>13969411

The aforementioned THAT GUY said I should PK the Brettonian Knight in our party in the first session because he doesn't like the Knight's player IRL because of a political argument a year ago

>>13969417

My GM is just way too nice of a guy, if anything he's a THIS GUY. the THAT GUY wanted to play as an (I am quoting this verbatim from a group chat) "I wanna be an elf prince from the land of Gagaga. My true name is secret. But you may call me the Pink Prince, a fancy lad banished from the fanciest kingdom in the world for the crime of being too fancy. No one is fancier than the King, and my young upstart ways threatened him. Yet seeing as I was his nephew he allowed to keep my head. Now I roam lands, far and strange to me. My life’s mission is learn the ancient secrets of glamour to return to my homeland with newfound fashion and style and usurp King Elt’s oppressive reign. Along the way I hope to get into many wAcky adventures or at the very least die a laughably terrible and ironic death 20 minuets into the journey " The GM managed to just talk him down to playing a disgraced elvish noble that fancies the color pink

>>13969427

THE GRUDGE HAS ALREADY BEEN ADDED TO THE DAMMAZ KRON

>>13969433

Sounds like the idiot doesn't realize how much everyone hates elves in that setting (or anything about the setting for that matter). If your GM and other players are any good, constant ear-tax and no one standing up for him should hopefully drive him off.

>>13969444

nice digits

I'm going to beat the faggotry out of this faggot before he fags up make believe fun times any more than he already has

>>13969433

Last time i was reading on someone's fanciness it was a champion of slaanesh. Oh wait, isn't Slaanesh fancies pink too?

>>13969451

You just gave me a justifiable reason to PK the faggot if he tries pulling that shit in the game because my dorf does not stand for any sort of chaos bullshit

>>13969387

Not really no. The base building is very basic and might as not be there. Managing individual units and their gear in DoW is much more fun, plus you get to set up fiering zones

>>13969489

Yeah I know that stuff its just that I was blinded by raeg and didn't think about it, the fag doesn't know jack shit about warhammer's lore or game mechanics which would make the killing even better

>Everyone remembers Chaos Gate

<But not Final Liberation

>>13969507

I remember Final Liberation, RIP EPIC

>>13969508

I mean >>>/leftypol/ has been doing it since day one accidental slannesh roleplay is as easy as being a fucking degenerate

>>13969403

DoW2 was an attempt to basically create the tabletop game in a videogame, the 40k tabletop players loved it, the RTS fans did not.

I dont like DoW2 either but i wont hate on it, they just should have named it something else and made a diff story.

>>13969609

i didnt like it either dont get me wrong, however i have like 5 40k/warhammer fantasy tabletop mates who all loved it and that was their reasoning why.

>>13969610

there's like a million different 40k vidya ideas out there that would be better than 99% of vidya in existence, devs dont want to make them, shit sucks.

>tfw no Gaunts Ghosts series from the perspective of Milo, Rawne, Gaunt, whoever was most important in each scenes of the books leading up to the end of the Saints arc, with gameplay like battlefield BC2.

>tfw Eternal Crusade jewed out and didnt make Planetside 2 with a 40k theme, instead this half-arsed abortion with clunky combat and no soul.

>tfw no Mad Max style Ork game on a desert world, with you building up your own town with human and gretchin slaves and getting endlessly bigger weapons and more dakka to rule the wastes

>tfw buggy crash-happy DoW1 mods are still the best 40k games out there when they're working

just off the top of my head there.

>>13969684

>>13969714

>>13969610

Everyone wants a different thing thus most of you will never get anything.

>>13969725

>implying that every single person who kickstarted Eternal Crusade didnt want exactly what i just typed and was the main aim for the ((("Devs"))) at the time of funding, none of whom are still part of the company making it now.

I dont kickstart games anymore, learnt my lesson, except for Destructive Creations those pollacks are aite.

>>13969714

Does Dawn of War: Winter Assault count?

40K is cool but nowadays I like WHFB battle.

Too bad they killed it, glad it lives on with Total War now.

>>13969684

>Eternal Crusade

It hurts.

Metal Boxes

>>13969979

If you had any sense to see what was coming with that game it wouldn't.

>>13969362

Dawn of war 1 Soulstorm and Dark Crusade for more factions and (slightly) more refined gameplay, the other two if you want more plot.

Dawn of war 2, all three if you're rich, just chaos rising retribution if you're not.

Warhammer 40k Space Marine is a fucking great 3rd person shooter. Too bad we'll never get to see Titus become a gray knight

For Fantasy

If you're into Total war games then the TW: Warhammer games aren't... TOO terrible. The AI is kinda shitty and the units can act retarded.

Virmintide is basically a left 4 dead clone.

Those are the only Warhammer games I've played that I can remember off the top of my head. I know there are a few old ones on GOG but like I said, I haven't played those ones.

>>13969387

That's pretty apples and oranges there lad. They both play VERY differently.

>>13969403

>The fucking thing shouldn't even have sullied the genre.

I mean I didn't think it was that bad. I still prefer DoW 1, but 2 is an alright addition.

>>13969610

>Ork rpg

90% of it would just be people yelling "OI YA GIT!" before attacking their party members.

>>13969684

>Expecting game devs to take any sort of risk in CURRENT YEAR.

I wish someone had taken the Fallout 1 engine and made a Rogue Trade or Inquisition game from it.

>>13970116

>Expecting game devs to take any sort of risk in CURRENT YEAR.

<What is Cuphead?

Polite sage for off topic.

>>13970140

>What s Cuphead

An anomaly. Besides it's an indie game. I was more referring to AAA game devs. I see your point though, but I don't think an indie dev is going to be making any big budget 40k games anytime soon

>>13970120

I won't praise engines like Unity, but you will be able to make such game with modern tools much more easily.

Plus you are not getting this engine either way, so you can just accept you will have to do it with unity.

>>13969501

>the fag doesn't know jack shit about warhammer's lore or game mechanics

That's a shame, had he put not effort into being an annoying faggot and put it into the character he could have deliberately made a character who was maybe even unknowingly being corrupted by the chaotic powers.

>>13970165

I keep hoping and praying that making at least halfway decent videogames will get easy enough that a shit ton of indie devs can start pumping out quality content, because God knows the AAA devs aren't giving it to us.

Unity may not be perfect, but it's a step in the right direction.

>>13969397

>dawn of war

>a good starcraft clone

Nigger you can do better than this.

>>13969564

>DoW2 was an attempt to basically create the tabletop game in a videogame

It really, really wasn't. The closest you'll get to that are the Closer to Codex mods for Dark Crusade and Final Liberation.

So I recently got space hulk deathwing in the fall steam sale and I gotta say it's pretty fun so far.

I'm not sure how much I should be caring about hunting for all those relics in my first run though, seems kinda like a waste of time and healing charges to just wander around.

>>13970113

The heretic speaks truth for once

>>13969366

The Emperor blessed this post.

Before Total War, there were Shadow of the Horned Rat and Dark Omen.

Gotta play those two.

>>13969610

Is that some chin-man?

>>13969427

What the fuck is this even supposed to be? Is this some Age of Shitmar stuff?

>>13970451

No, that's Hotwheels, newfag.

>>13970721

He's too much of a big guy to be hotwheels.

>>13970735

>That hair and mask

Looks like a Slipknot member.

>>13970735

I found it hard to believe cause I couldn't see a fucking point to it (at least not for the dorfs).

Is it a melee weapon? Then why is it not giving any protection to the miner operating it?

Is it supposed to fire or shoot something?

Is it siege equipment? Again why no protection from ranged?

Shit that will barely be mentioned is Space Hulk both the original and Deathwing and Battleflee Ghotic.

>People mentioning Final Liberation

Nice

>>13969433

Why even bother playing with someone like that?

>>13970407

Those are not 40k. I can vouch for them being good Warhammer Fantasy games however. Try out Warsword Conquest, a mod for M&B Warband. I've heard mixed things about Total Warhammer but I haven't allowed myself the time to pirate it (and I sure as hell ain't giving money to SEGA especially if I'm doubtful about the game).

>>13970759

It… it's a mining drill, anon. For mining. Can't you picture a combat scenario in which dwarves may want to use it? Collapse a cavern, perhaps? Seal/create a passage to impede flankers/flank the enemy? Immobilize a great beast and then bore into its incredibly thick carapace to finally kill it?

Hell, you could just have it there as scenery

>>13970879

Hmmmm I guess. I'm just easily triggered by weird or stupid looking units after the End-Times/Age of Shitmar related stuff.

GW killed Warhammer fantasy and pissed on its corpse. Then it tried to sell us fucking SPESS MARIHNES, dorfs flying in metal baloons and elves merged/mutated with trees.

>>13969362

Can't speak for 40K, but Vermintide is one of my most played games on the PC. Great representation of the world, archetacture, etc. High skill ceiling. Amazing voice acting as well.

>>13970904

I found that having to rely on mouthbreathing pubbies ruins my enjoyment of the game.

>>13969684

Ciaphas Cain game made by Platinum

I know people likes to shit on Eternal Crusade, and it deserves it, but I think they did something really fucking good: When the game was introduced and it wasn't free yet, only the Ork faction was free so there could be more Ork players since the ork faction depended on numbers rather than skills. It would be nice if the same idea would be applied if a game like it was made again.

>>13969433

>But you may call me the Pink Prince

Jesus. Kill him the moment you can.

>>13970922

So you get a two hour cutscene where he retells a story and then you get to play it for real and it's just him hiding somewhere and Jurgen occasionally shooting a guy?

>>13970927

Ciaphas always took the long term view of cowardice, if shit needed killing now so things don't get worse he dive into battle. An expert swordsman too, went one on one with an Ork Warboss as I recall.

>>13970858

Shadow of the Horned Rat used to be the best WHFB PC game, until Call of Warhammer (Med 2 mod) and then Total Warhammer comes out.

>>13970113

>>13969366

Chaos Gate is 40k XCOM so it's tough to beat. Problem is it's notoriously difficult to run on modern hardware, unless something has changed recently which I don't know about.

>>13969387

Dawn of War 1 plays more like an actual RTS, Dawn of War 2 plays like some kind of action RPG MOBA in single player. I think it's kinda retarded. However, the Chaos Rising expansion is actually decent because the missions are structured like an RTS instead o a fucking hallway with dudes and a tedious boss. Don't touch DOW3, it's a shitty Starcraft clone.

I would say DoW1: Soulstorm is pretty good all around, it's like Dark Crusade plus Dark Eldar.

>>13971479

A proper Warhammer RPG would be like Mount & Blade, with a warband that you manage over the course of the game and possibly land and holdings too.

>>13971484

>>13971479

>I didn't read the last 2 posts very closely

Well of course you were talking about an M&B mod, how silly of me. I think it wouldn't deviate very much from the overall structure though. Maybe the battle system would be completely different.

Primaris game when?

>>13969822

People were morons with EC. They bought jpegs like scam citizens are still doing. Back in 2014 on cuckchan some were calling miguel a developer and some of the official forum mods were in the tg threads. Some people still ask for titans in that game that failed to deliver bikes.

Poles have tons of failed boardgames, wouldn't trust them after getting burned a few times.

>>13970946

>>13970904

>playing swedish games

>>13969387

Dawn of War 1 and 2 are both equally good in different ways.

DoW1 captures the scale of WH40k with huge battles. It plays like a more typical RTS and it's good for general 40k fanwankery. It's also got more and better mods, and the Dark Crusade/Soulstorm expansions have good campaigns.

DoW2 is overall better designed in terms of gameplay and requires significantly more skill to be good at. Battles are smaller in scale, but keeping your units alive is pretty important. People around here like to hate on it because 1. it's not DoW1 again and 2. they're bad, but it doesn't deserve the hate it gets.

>>13969958

The hard truth is that there likely won't be one, ever.

I doubt GW is too hot on selling the license to a dead game for any new major projects. You'll either get The Exciting Adventures of the Ground Marines or someone'll snatch up the WHFB license after GW's case of terminal retardation bankrupted them.

>>13972614

Have you payed attention to the last 4 years of warhammer fantasy games?

We have total wawa 1 and 2 and vermintide, the license its not at all dead in the vidya format.

>>13972678

Total Warhammer got its license before they killed off WHFB, same for Vermintide.

Granted, Vermintide 2 may be new, but we don't know the terms of their initial license. May as well have included sequels.

>>13972696

>before they killed off WHFB

Not at all, those games happened after the end times popped up.

>>13972709

Total Warhammer got started in 2012, Vermintide in 13, End Times started in October 2014.

They released later, but they got the license way earlier.

>>13972756

Then what about total war warhammer 2, vermintide 2 and all the other fantasy games that have been showingup and entering development since then?

>>13972776

As I've said: Sequels were probably included in the initial license.

Blood Bowl and Mordheim definitely had licenses before End Times too.

Only questionable one would be Man'o'War.

>>13972709

Knowing how GW operates, they probably started handing out licenses BECAUSE WHFB was "done". These games won't cut into their bottom line when selling AoS miniatures anymore.

>>13970939

He also went up against a khorne beskerker alone. He was able to fight back long enough for Jurgen to bring up the meltagun. All in all, a couple platoons were wiped out and Cain got all the glory. Then his reputation made him the best choice for the next suicide mission.

>>13972760

the campaign was interesting but the multiplayer was hot garbage

>>13972760

You added a 2 by mistake, anon.

>>13972894

The campaign was tower defense simulator except you're the attacking dudes and everyone you fight against in a mission are the defenders. Every mission is just a hallway with dudes waiting to attack you, in a fucking RTS game. I don't get why anyone likes DOW2 single player. Chaos Rising had decent missions but then they fucked it up again with Retribution and returned to the boring map style. It's hardly worth getting both the game and expansion for the CR missions.

>>13973149

My one complain about chaos gate is scrolling, game itself is fun, but moving camera around map is pain in the ass, so laggy.

>>13969362

>40k must plays

Dawn of War 1

Dawn of War Winter Assault

Dawn of War Dark Crusade

Dawn of War mods

Squad Command

Exterminatus (not many players around though)

Chaos Gate (it's a dick to get running on modern machines, you're best to play it on an XP VM)

Space Hulk: Vengeance of the Blood Angels

Alien Assault

>40k still pretty good

Dawn of War Soulstorm

Dawn of War 2

Dawn of War 2: Chaos Rising

Dawn of War 2: Retribution

The Last Standalone (unlocks are cancer but it's fun with friends still)

Space Marine

Space Hulk (1993)

Final Liberation

Chapter Master/Interstellar Army Simulator (it'd be nice if it ever gets finished though)

>40k average

Battlefleet Gothic: Armada (the unlock system kills this game)

Kill Team

Space Hulk (2013)

Rites of War

>40k what the fuck were they thinking?

Firewarriror

Regicide

Space Hulk: Deathwing (unless it's been patched to actually fucking work)

>40k shit

Dawn of War III

Eisenhorn: Xenos

Warhammer 40,000: Eternal Crusade

Storm of Vengeance

Space Wolf

Carnage

Anything else ported from a mobile game

>Fantasy Must Plays

Mark of Chaos (though that's Warhammer Fantasy

Blood Bowl (2009)

Chaos League pretty much Blood Bowl 1 but GW were retarded)

Dark Omen

>Fantasy still good

Blood Bowl 2 (consolised but apparently the recent re-release has improved it)

Shadow of the Horned Rat

>Fantasy Average

Warhammer Online: Age of Reckoning

Vermintide (fuck the unlock system)

Total Warhammer

Total Warhammer 2

Mordheim

Blood Bowl (1995)

>>13973801

Deathwing is fine, if mediocre.

Fire Warrior is the only fucking game that gets bolters right.

>>13973810

>Deathwing is fine, if mediocre.

So maybe it should be bumped up to average?

>Fire Warrior is the only fucking game that gets bolters right.

The only modern/real time 40k game to get them right.

>>13973816

It's alright for one playthrough, you can decide yourself where it would put it then.

It does however have the best representation of Imperial Navy ship interiors I've ever seen.

>>13973801

>the unlock system kills this game

if the system was gone, this game would be so much more fun. it's way too grindy to get a decent set of ships only to be crushed by someone using cheese tactics.

>>13973801

Oh and Mark of Chaos' expansion Battle March probably counts as 'still good'.

>>13973825

I've been holding off trying it again until I was sure it would be issue free, I guess I'll give it a shot in a week or two.

>>13973843

I guess there's a small chance it could be good.

>>13973878

All games are shit until proven otherwise.

>>13973932

Nobody cares.

>>13973801

>Kill Team

I'd put it in what the fuck they were thinking.

I played it and I liked it, but I liked it because of how bad and short it was, not to mention because I played co-op with a friend. The game looks ugly and sometimes is hard to tell your player from the background. I guess it's a really average twin stick game, though, but it isn't a worthwhile 40k game at all, it doesn't make sense either.

>Chapter Master

Still hurts. The transition to Interstellar Army Simulator fucked up the game badly.

>>13973925

This.

>>13973955

Haven't tried it yet.

>>13973961

>I played it and I liked it, but I liked it because of how bad and short it was, not to mention because I played co-op with a friend. The game looks ugly and sometimes is hard to tell your player from the background. I guess it's a really average twin stick game, though, but it isn't a worthwhile 40k game at all, it doesn't make sense either.

Fair enough, it's not a genre I really like even when it's done well.

Speaking of 40k games, and I'm sorry to say this, what I've seen of Inquisitor: Martyr gameplay wasn't very convincing.

>>13970759

>>13970902

Does it have to have a battlefield function? It could easily just be a set piece. Hell, I played VC and before they killed the game, I was planning on making a terrain piece crater to represent the spot where my Mortis Engine inevitably blows up complete with scrap mortis engine bits and charred skeletal remains of the guy who was riding it.

>>13972813

How is Man'o'War? The concept is enough to get my interest, but I know very little about whether they executed it well or not.

>>13969370

And? it's fucking good faggot

>>13973961

>Chapter Master

FUCKING DUKE! MAY HE GET CANCER THE FAGGOT!

>Jeremy Soule did the music for Mark of Chaos and Dawn of War

This I did not know, though you can hear definte similarities with Guild Wars: Guild Wars Prophecies' OST and he did that too.

>>13974299

definite*

>>13973830

At least it seems to have prodded GW into reviving the tabletop game.

>>13969370

the music will haunt your dreams for years.

In a good way

>>13969962

Winter Assault had you throwing waves of guardsmen to their deaths, but I think that anon was wanting something smaller scale. Brothers in Arms: Gaunt's Ghosts edition or something.

>>13973149

>>13973187

GoG version was still broke for me as of ~6 months ago.

>>13973810

>>13973816

>Fire Warriors gets bolters right

They're gyrojet weapons not grenade launchers you buffoons. Fire Warrior makes bolters look like 40mm launchers. Fire Warrior is the result of someone reading "rocket propelled bullet" without knowing about the gyrojet pistol.

>>13975278

>They're gyrojet weapons not grenade launchers you buffoons. Fire Warrior makes bolters look like 40mm launchers. Fire Warrior is the result of someone reading "rocket propelled bullet" without knowing about the gyrojet pistol.

Bolters are actually a hybrid gun, first the bolt is fired like a conventional round (or, yes, a 40mm grenade) and then a bit after it has left the barrel it functions like a Gyrojet. This is to prevent the issue the Gyrojet has of having so little initial muzzle velocity near that you can literally stick your finger over the muzzle to stop it firing. They've also got delayed impact fuses so they'll explode a little bit after hitting their target, this is part of the reason they're less effective against other marines (they fail to penetrate before exploding) but fucking deadly against unarmoured/lightly armoured troops.

>>13975278

>>13975530

>They've also got delayed impact fuses so they'll explode a little bit after hitting their target, this is part of the reason they're less effective against other marines (they fail to penetrate before exploding) but fucking deadly against unarmoured/lightly armoured troops.

I should note that Chaos Gate is one of the few games to get this right, you'll largely have to crack a CSM's armour open with something before starting with bolters if you want to down them quickly but cultists will explode without hassle.

>>13975306

>tfw love will never ever bloom on the battlefield

>>13975585

would you a ship?

>>13975663

you can construct a Battlefleet at my forge world anytime

>>13973955

>>13975405

Sanctus Reach barely mentioned. It's gotta be the best recent Warhammer game.

>>13975693

These are sort of like 'what if The Culture but jap'.

>>13975994

The first playable Inquisitor was in DoW 1's SP actually, you get to control him briefly.

>>13976011

but that's not how Inquisitors work. They're individual agents that requisition local forces to serve whatever purpose they're trying to achieve. Inquisitors aren't military faction to begin with, they're more like space CIA

>>13976153

*Was Technically almost canon

>>13976153

>usable by Tyrea

Who?

>>13969397

See what you've done there is throw a whole car battery into a lake.

>>13976441

its not my character, I used the Mod http://www.moddb.com/mods/wrath-of-the-blood-ravens

where it enables Cut Content Wargear. Your Force Commander name appears in wargear except Cut Content though it might original plan to make him into not a Silent Character but someone who will talk in the story

>>13970946

I was about to mention how low-key redpill this game is with some of the lines said, notably in "The Enemy Below" when you drop down the hole out of the sewers, Kruber rarely says something along the lines of "How can we have gone on for so long without noticing them below our noses?" I've only got him to say it once and I can't find a clip of it anywhere out there.

>>13976888

ah nevermind I guess its not the same artist. Still pretty good, though

>>13976866

Anon, Skaven are Jews because they cast their magic by rubbing their hands

>>13969714

no game where the player digs trenches and holds the line with his brothers in arms against overwhelming odds. killing zenos scum would just be icing on the cake at that point.

Is there no Age of Sigmar related vidya?

>>13978217

Nobody likes age of sigmar.

GW should just cut their losses, retcon the end times and bring back WHFB.

>>13978233

I can forgive Total Warhammer for it failures simply because it proves just how incompetent GW is; alllll that money they could have made from selling models after their franchise got a sudden jumpstart in popularity all squandered because they blew it all up

>>13978233

GW right now is busy listening to PETA and feminists.

>>13978233

Also

>nobody likes age of sigmar

Why?

What do you think about this wh40k 4x game?

>>13978382

>Why does nobody like when someone comes into your hobby, smashes all your shit, and then laughs in your face

Gee I dunno xD.

Did /tg/ ever finish that game they were programming about a high ranking officer managing his chapter?

>>13974056

Ship-combat is good, but boarding is a giant fucking mess with very slow swings and little skill needed.

They get the atmosphere of the world across fairly well though, so if you really like WHFB for the atmosphere, it could be worth it.

>>13978430

Chapter master got a cease and desist thingie. >>13978418

Apparently its kinda like civ but the timescale is different to make sense.

>>13969362

Dow 1 and 2, including their respective add-ons.

Space marine (even thoughit ends on a cliffhanger).

Battlefleet gothic: Armada.

Dawn of war 3 is pretty good, you get both the scale of dawn of war 1 and the micro intensive battles of dawn of war 2. It has a pretty high skill floor though. The campaign does not have much replayability so you will get most of your playtime from MP, skirmish and mods.

>>13978382

>Have decades of lore with an entire portfolio of well-selling novels attached to complicated game with high entry costs

>Make a new game with simpler rules?

<Nah, we just canned that with Mordheim

>Go back on some of your price increases/box size slashes?

<[Laughs in Yid]

>Kill the universe

>Kill the game

>Copy your own designs from a different game for a new universe

Genius

If you are not confident in yourself, dawn of war 1 and 2 both are probably the best entry, since you can reinforce everywhere or have magic retreat button.

>>13978580

If youre going to shill, atleast post some macha porn.

Oh wait, there isnt any, because her new looks are awfull.

>>13975693

what are you supposed to do with these CYOA charts anyway, daydream?

>>13976310

>no Cegorach clown waifu

trash

>>13978666

Well shit, I'd expect Satan of all people to have an interest in creating a brain demon or at least using the abilities associated with them.

If you're not shitposting I'm pretty good at tulpashittery and I wouldn't mind teaching you if you have a place for me to contact you, Anon. I've had my brain parasite for like five years now and I'd love to be able to share this rad as hell shit with someone here.

>>13978996

>unironically being a tulpafag

lucid dreaming is the true patrician's fantasy world of choice. tulpestry is just legit mental illness

>>13979059

Ah, sorry Anon, I didn't know you had such strong feelings against it. Lucid dreaming is really cool but tulpamancy is kind of my deal. I hope you find really rad adventures in lucid dreaming; I have lucid dreams every now and then and they're always really exciting when I have them.

>>13972535

These particular Poles havent let me down, Hatred was fun and hard and IS defence was a hoot, whether this can translate to their current very ambitious RTS is up for debate, however they are beta testing with fans and working from there so im hopeful. Their ethics and approach are exactly what i demand from dev companies these days i have no complaints.

You are correct about EC though, i didnt get enough info because i wasnt on /tg/, i was on /v/, never saw any breakdowns into the scam.

>>13979059

>tfw kept a dream journal for years

>only had lucid dreams twice

>both times I near-instantly lost control

fug

>>13978996

I feel like a tulpa is in my future if my life gets particularly bad and I can't handle the loneliness.

>>13978382

(((GW))) detected.

>>13978382

Imagine what Disney did to the Star Wars EU but significantly worse, that's Age of Skubmar. To be honest there's signs of their going for a 'soft' End Times in 40k. First they've been power creeping both the fluff and the crunch by focussing on giving each faction a new (expensive) unit of a theme (e.g. every faction gets Knights or Knight-equivalents) and then introducing Primaris Marines and the like to dumb things down while still strictly speaking remaining compatible with existing stuff.

>>13978233

Age of Sigmar, at least last I checked, was actually a pretty good business move for GW. Their business model with 40k for a long time has relied on attracting younger teenagers with style over substance, having them pay massively over the odds for armies in the popular factions and then when they get to the age of ~18 and realise how dumb this is just repeating the process with a new batch of players also introducing new units with power creep and models constantly so the ones who quit can't just ebay their shit effectively. Space Marines have long been the faction of choice for these exploited teenagers.

WHFB was always a poor fit for this model (less accessible a setting, harder to play, less known from video games etc). End Times let them slim down the lore heavily, chop cost-inefficient factions (if few people played them the profit margin was lower for various reasons) introduce pseudo-Space Marines, dumb down the actual battles and quietly remove lore elements that weren't so child/SJW-friendly (Slaanesh went bye-bye, female Sigmarines are a thing). Also they changed a lot of the more generic faction names to unique shit they could copyright, they've been trying that with 40k too (e.g. the new Imperial Guard codex being called Astra Militarum) but haven't made much ground there.

In other words GW don't give two shits that Age of Sigmar upset neckbeards, WHFB neckbeards were not particularly profitable anyway.

>>13978306

Orks reproduce with spores, even if there were female Orks there's nothing to work with.

>>13978430

It's not finished and officially it's not a 40k game (you have to install a mod for that). Read this for the full story behind the C&D https://1d4chan.org/wiki/Chapter_Master_(game)

>>13979877

>even if there were female Orks there's nothing to work with.

yes and the emperor isn't a chick, and the majority of astarties junk don't even work, its a towergirl chart thing anon, cannon can be ignored

>>13980082

>and the majority of astarties junk don't even work,

That's never been confirmed as cannon actually.

>cannon can be ignored

My autism won't allow it.

>>13979950

I feel like getting into figurines would be a lot of fun if they weren't so absurdly expensive.

>>13980243

if you have access to a 3d printer you can just make your own. i have five friends and we're considering all putting in a portion for a 3d printer and just printing our own armies, but if you don't have several guys willing to do that with you it probably wouldn't be very cost effective to go that route. all that said, you're right, the figurines are a lot of fun, especially if you're autistic about terrain, paint etc

>>13980243

GW don't into business and seem to think upping model prices will cover people dropping out. Then when more people quit because of increased costs they up the prices again…

Other companies are much cheaper.

>>13980267

3D printing is one option, there were also some anons who claimed you could just cast new figures out of your existing ones. Alternatively ebay.

>>13973984

>Inquisitor: Martyr gameplay wasn't very convincing

Well, its arpg after all. And arpgs require lots of attention to be good.

>>13976310

Wait, space communism plus she's a weeb?

GIMME THE FIRE WARRIOR

>>13980559

Whoever designed her should be fired. Terrible.

>>13976310

>enpRESS of mankind

>Sex with one of the sisters of battle

>Slaanesh isn't a disgusting tranny.

What the fuck kind of heresy is this!

>>13975693

I fucking love that cyoa, the dlc less so.

>>13975753

>These are sort of like 'what if The Culture but jap'.

What?

>>13978639

I don't know what to do here, but over on /cyoa/ we post our choices as a reply.

>>13973932

>ultrasmurfs

>early access

into ash wastes it goes

>>13980745

Everyone freaking out on their forums about the lack of patches/info. yep, early access, not even once.

SAD!

>>13970791

>>13981414

Good news is that the GM booted the guy yesterday for being a massive antagonist faggot when we all met up at the FLGS

>>13970791

>>13981414

Alright what game is this? This is just too funny to let go without knowing the source.

>>13981747

>>13969396

>Dawn of War 2 retribution has overpowered anime faggot eldar that are pretty fun to play, but it's not real RTS.

eldar OP in DoW2 ? don't you mean 1 ? and wasn t there a meme about this issue ? "dawn of eldar" or something ?

>>13981271

>What?

Like The Culture but written by Japs instead of a Scotsman. What is confusing about this statement?

>Call of Warhammer: Beginning of The End Times beta patch was released on April

>it's just the Previous Call of Warhammer: Rage of the Dark Gods whit new units and less buggy, also they removed stuff like Dwarven Forts that the previous BoTET version had

>devs stated that next patch is not comming soon

I just want to restore the Dwarven empire.

>>13983159

For starters, what's the Culture?

>>13979807

8th edition isnt really dumbed down, its trying to be like 5th edition but not quite getting there.

>>13979877

>Age of Sigmar, at least last I checked, was actually a pretty good business move for GW.

Ive never seen, read or heard anyone talking, mentioning or even asking anything about AoS, its like if it never existed, the only place i see people talking about it is in the warhammer community page and /tg/ when they shit on it.

Also, slaneesh isnt really gone, its imprisioned by an eldar mcguffin (with the cultists/follower trying to get it back) and sigmarines are just spirits of warriors given new life, so they can be females since daugthers of sigmar (or whoever the sororitas equivalent of fantasy was called) were a thing for a long time.

>>13980218

>>13980559

Sexeldar its nice though, i bet shes into handholding.

>>13980501

>no warhammer 40k mod for star wars battlefront 2 conquest mode

>>13980513

Wouldnt that be xenophilia though? the empress would get mad as shit and not reproduce with you, race traitor.

>>13982701

>idranel

>good

Only macha or taldeer allowed, fag.

>>13983257

at least farseer all have sexy voice

>>13983241

ill always find funny that they actually added the red stripes to her face in the game when that was a thing 4/tg/ made for her fanart back in the day.

>>13972813

Blood Bowl has been continueing on anyways

>>13983433

>giving you a weird boner.

That's why you have to repent, always.

>>13979877

>Slaanesh went bye bye

Looks like Slaanesh is coming back soon though

Corpsecucks, Chaosniggerd, and Edgedar faggots need to leave. Malal is best and only good Waifu.

>>13983500

>Outsider

That one is new to me.

>>13983555

Noone still knows what the fuck it is, other that it surely brings bad news.

Some people believe the outsider is the one to blame for tyranids reaching the milky way.

>>13983565

Never mind, it's just another stupid C'tan.

>>13983564

Isha's tears are a common theme on eldar folklore, so you can presume she isnt exactly happy about being held by nurgle and used as a test subject for his plagues.

People prefer to pretend that nurgle is nice to her because papa nurgle loves everyone.

>>13983578

C'tans are neat though.

>>13983583

Dont worry, guilliman will make the imperium great again.

>>13983583

Abbadon built a Chaos wall across the whole galaxy.

>>13983588

>People prefer to pretend that nurgle is nice to her because papa nurgle loves everyone.

It's not Nurgle's fault that the stuck up bitch doesn't appreciate his gifts. Honestly, he's too good for her. He gives her the best gifts he can think of constantly and she never once shows any appreciation. And despite how cold she is to him, he still keeps trying to make her happy.

>>13983686

A box of STDs, ebola and crotchrot does not make a nice gift, you heretical fuck.

Just wait for it, the tempestus scions of the 68th deltic lions will rescue her and receive headpats.

>>13983752

>tempestus scions of the 68th deltic lions

meh, Sly marbo can do it anytime

>>13983752

Papa Nurgle gives headpats whether you succeed or fail. As long as you try your best, that's all he cares about.

*Headpats may contain various plagues.

>>13983777

>sly marbo

Lol no. Trips of the corpse Emperor.

Nothing can save her now, because she doesn't need to be saved.

>>13983932

>>13983901

Maybe twenty years ago when marines weren't a meme or pop cultures were kosher but now-a-days an imperial world is an imperial world. So yeah, you'll get mostly the same angles, the same not-concrete prefab buildings and the same embellishments whether it's an asteroid, swamp or desert.

>>13983968

Or you can avoid advertising how you're a cancerous newfag too dumb and too lazy to go over maybe half a dozen games in the franchise and make up his own mind? Fucking bloodbowl and mark of chaos must plays, nigger please.

>>13984024

Maybe in the videogames and artwork, but in the books all imperial worlds are all kinds of different.

For example, right now im reading duty calls (a ciapahs cain novel) and the world is described as a bunch of small urban settlements of the size of contemporary cities on top of plateaus that can only comunicate with each other via air vehicles, so theres airports everywhere.

>>13984043

>What are vox casters

Unless it's a savage world I don't buy it.

>>13984075

By comunication i mean transportation and travel though, of course they have vox casters and radars, how else would the airports work?

>>13984090

>By comunication i mean transportation and travel

So you are too retarded for communication then. Great.

>how else would the airports work?

You are digging an even deeper hole. There were airplanes before radios were wide spread, and most early airplanes of WWI planes didn't have them.

>>13984043

>>13984075

It's not and he's full of it. For fucks sake, I dare you to find me a CC book that doesn't build on the comfortably familiar imperial architecture or environment. For example the whole Tau influences on imp architecture meme that keeps repeating and repeating and bloody repeating? For a different example in just how many planets and occasions has Cain barricaded himself in say Arbitres chapterhouses or similar prefab buildings?

If you want unique try Krieg or Catachan or one of the old meme worlds. The rest is unfortunately uniformed and then some.

>>13984119

I just said the name of the book i too that from man, learn how to read.

>>13984116

English is not my native tongue.

And as backwards as the imperium is, they wont let the imperial guard, arbites and eccelsiarchy work with ww1 tech.

>>13984132

Ditto, motherfucker. If anything that book goes to show you that even in highly unusual environment they still conform to a specific style.

>>13984149

But all of those are rather similar except for the last smurf one

>>13984158

>they still conform to a specific style.

Not at all, in no place is the architecture described as gothic, its more akin to contemporary cities.

The only place that has some gothic architecture in that world is the ecclesiarchy fiefdom where the sisters of battle have their convent.

>>13984166

God, I love it when a parjeet decides to school me on CC.

>There are, however, scattered pockets of habitability, no less comfortable than other,

more Emperor‐favoured worlds. Vast plateaux, too many to count, soar upwards from this arid foundation to heights sufficient to

take them into the cooler air where life itself is possible, and hundreds of the larger ones, which can stretch for tens of kilometres

across, boast cities, farms, and manufactoria equal to those of the fairer globes most of us are pleased to call home.

>Principia Mons was, in many ways, gratifyingly familiar, the surface of the plateau covered in the sprawling jumble of hab units,

manufactoria, temples and other such structures that 'can generally be seen on the approaches to any reasonably populous city

throughout the Imperium.'

>A few open areas remained unbuilt on, chiefly bordering the precipitous drop edging this peculiar eyrie.

There were a handful of parks scattered across the outer fringes of the city, and a further one almost in the centre, which seemed to

have a fortified enclave of some kind in the middle of it2, but for the most part the place seemed completely urbanised.

As we approached I could see that the top kilometre or so of the spire had been honeycombed with tunnels, leaving structures and

industrial units clinging to the side of the rock. The effect was not entirely unreminiscent of a hive, and I felt a faint warm glow of

nostalgia at the thought.3 It didn't last long, though, being swiftly replaced by the realisation that despite its elevated position the

planetary capital possessed an undercity to rival that of a more conventional community.

>>13984200

Thats the capital of the world, take for example the city where Cain fights 2 hive tyrants and tell me thats a hive world.

And im not a pajeet, nor am i even close to asia.

>>13984218

Could've fooled me. And no, you illiterate, pigheaded son of a bitch. The first passage admittedly horribly formatted as I fucked it up describes the entire planet or at least a vast majority of it. And that's not only your example but also something I found in less than five minutes after not touching that book in years.

>>13984218

>>13984249

And just to play the devil's advocate: if you're looking for "canon" book examples of weird or unconventional architecture you'd be better off calling on say eisenhorn seeing that author doesn't have a problem with pulling all kinds of shit he personally finds interesting. Underground cities that freeze 95% of their population for months on end for one example.

>>13984249

>iliterate

Sure, thats why i can comunicate in more than one lenguage.

Again, look up the city where Cain fought two hive tyrants after the servoskulls tried to kill him in his regiment's HQ.

>>13984024

>implying everyone on /v/ plays 40k games

>implying organizing shit isn't fun autism

faggot

>>13983968

>>13984274

He missed lots of games to be honest. Stuff like Sanctus Reach and Deathwatch. Also Space Hulk Ascension (2014).

>>13984274

Not implying anything. I'm saying a gullible may believe that piece of shit list and make a thread. And only (You) can prevent shit threads.

>>13984273

Yeah. like what? English obviously ain't doing the trick. Nigger, you can't even a lictor from a tyrant.

>>13984308

> Nigger, you can't even a lictor from a tyrant.

Re-read the book you fuck, he fought 2 hive tyrants on that city, he fought the lictor when he went to check on the civilians after he got injured in that city (and also 3 psykers).

>>13984284

what the fuck were they thinking?

>>13984318

>he fought the lictor when he went to check on the civilians

Which happened not all that long after the servo skull incident. Tyrants came much later. Or are you saying a couple of Tyrants and a ton of other lifeforms is more appropriate for assassinations than a lictor and a couple of magi? No wonder nids can't catch a break :^)

>>13984341

Why take a break when you got biomass to absorb?

>>13984349

Chuckled and saved

>>13984341

Yeah, he got attacked by the servoskulls, fleed to the mobilized units with jurgen and his salamander, ended up being grouped with lieutenant sulla, got airdropped in that city im talking about, when chasing after the sororitas to tell them to go back in line instead of charging alone like retards and then got trapped by a bunch of gaunts and 2 hive tyrants, then got a head injury, spent 3 days on leave in the valhalan HQ, when to check on some civilians and there he fought hte lictor.

>>13984359

The same HQ that's set up in a uniform imperial fashion from prefab construction and commandeered standardized civilian buildings? Or is that now irrelevant since you moved on to mangling the plot? Seriously, try me if you're more competent in a different language. I'm getting a headache from this shit. I mean, the output is generally alright but my god, it's like I'm talking to a brick wall.

>>13984387

The place where he fought the hive tyrants and the valhallan HQ where two different places, stop playing dumb.

The place where he fought the hive tyrants was a city surrounded by jungles, the valhalan HQ was the highest plateau and covered in snow.

>>13984507

>trying to change topic

I havent, im still insisting in the same world.

And even in the valhalan HQ, the buildings were more akin to current day structures than a hive city.

>everyone that isnt an anglo is a pajeet

>>13984513

Those are all hiveworlds or hive cities though, they arent the majority of the planets in the imperium but they are the most populated planets.

>>13984519

>And even in the valhalan HQ, the buildings were more akin to current day structures than a hive city.

Heard of (((citation needed)))? :^) And you sure sound like a streetshitter to me.

>>13984513

Hives and orbital docs were originally STCs iirc.

>>13984541

>all the buildings are small (compared to a 40k scale)

>the HQ is a bunch of marchant depos seized by the guard instead of actual fortified structures

>the place where they were hiding the civilians was so small they could barely fit a chimera through the door and could be garrisoned by a squad of PDF troopers

You yourself have the book, take a look

>And you sure sound like a streetshitter to me.

>being such a monkey he cant talk with a person unless hes constantly shitposting and insulting

>>13984563

I did and I'm not seeing what you're selling. As for me being an asshole - that's a fact. But I still went and provided you with a much more appropriate author and series for your point.

>>13984580

We are talking about the same book you jackass.

Go look at the part where he reaches the place where they are keeping the civilians, or the descriptions of the entire plateau where the regiment is located, or the descriptions of the city near the jungle where he fought the hive tyrants.

Chapter 19 and chapter 22, first one is the town by the jungle and chapter 22 is the starport terminal where the civilians stayed during the battle.

>>13984634

''There.' I pointed to a wide-open plaza, fronting the aquila encrusted facade of what had evidently once been the main

Administratum building of this benighted town. It was bordered on the other three sides by a colonnaded walk, which in happier

times had evidently sheltered a scattering of brightly painted market stalls from the near constant drizzle.'

Gathering from the sporadic local vox traffic that the vast majority of civilian survivors had been herded into the local temple, presumably in the hope that the Emperor would look after them as everyone else was too busy

Spotting the plaza of the bureaucrats I directed the pilot to it as I've already related

22 doesn't go into any deep description other than what you'd expect from a proper imp style. Aquilas, bronze and the occasional embelish clashing with notconcrete

'The troopers lowered their weapons, and began conferring with several of their fellows who had emerged from the wide bronze doors behind them, which were decorated with aquilae intertwined with what I took for native avians and a crude-looking flying machine or two, and

through which a wide, marble-floored concourse was visible.'

So, that all you got? I'm seeing temples, plazas, aquilas and prefab concrete buildings.

>>13984701

>that cherrypicking

>the plateau's principal settlement. Unlike the village the 'nid swarm had hit before, konnandoil was a fair-sized town

>In a couple of places the highways through the jungle were already chocked with overgrowth

>The data-slate I'd brought with me from hoarfell bumped gently against my hip as jurgen bounced us over the central island of a gyratory road junction

Chapter twenty

>as jurgen swung us around the corner of what had apparently once been a fashionable shopping parade

That is not a hive city and most certanly not gothic, it sound more like a modern town, hell, they even had sub-urbs in the outskirts wich the 'nids nommed.

Besides, in "It was bordered on the other three sides by a colonnaded walk, which in happier

times had evidently sheltered a scattering of brightly painted market stalls" can give you a comparisson of how small the main administratum building is.

Im not going to check 22 and 23 right now, but a chimera could barely fit through the doors, and that was the terminal of a starport, not an irrelevant place for the area.

>prefab concrete buildings.

WHERE? none of the buildings have been described as prefab.

>>13984776

Dear streetshitter, it's hardly cherrypicking if I used the book and even the chapters you insisted on. And I don't know maybe whenever SM refers in any detail to the actual quartering of the regiment.

Seriously. Stop talking out of your ass. If you want examples try Eisenhorn or even Gaunt's Ghosts. Hell, maybe even the heresy series.

>>13984824

>talking out of your ass

All of that is taken straight from the book, you cherrypicker.

Most of the descritpions of the city come from chapter 19, yet you only picked the part where it describes the landingzone, wich on itself shows the adminitratum building being failry small.

I gave those as examples of a book im currently reading that the cities in the imperium vary from planet to planet, they arent all high gothic cathedrals and hive worlds, but no, you have to shit all over everywhere in a fairly friendly and well behaved thread.

>>13969362

>noob

>>>/normalfag/

>>13984284

>1st pic

what is he doing with a necron's book?

so is the "middle age of technology" over ? how are the primaris battle barge ? all silk and smooth ?

>>13985488

>to try and confuse the talk instead of giving the actual text

I pasted the texts straight from the book, you double nigger, i even gave you the chapters for you to read through.

Stop making an ass of yourself.

>>13980745

>>13981684

It's not just he lack of patches, just look at the way the game looks and animates. Trashy as hell.

>>13983172

There's always Total WaWa :^)

>>13983565

Tyranids got attracted by the Pharos and further lured in by the Astronomican.

Looking for a new strategy game. Warhammer Total War 2 any good?