704221 No.13950231
This game is garbage, holy shit.
>As an on-rails shooter it fails miserably at being entertaining or having any sort of variety
>characters never shut the fuck up and long, uninteresting VN style cut scenes play all the fucking time filled with overplayed anime cliches
>Fanservice minigames are boring, tedious garbage
>variants of the same female model are every-fucking-where
>Not to be a graphics fag but this game is very underwhelming
>enviroments are flat and dull
How can anyone enjoy this?
9b14b2 No.13950238
Why not talk about thinks you do like instead of focusing on things you don't.
230a96 No.13950243
>>13950240
This, but unironically.
704221 No.13950247
>>13950238
I don't like anything about it, it doesn't even have a proper soundtrack to speak of.
db8a10 No.13950275
>>13950247
For fuck's sake we don't need this thread again. I'm sick of posting the same comment about it.
cdb810 No.13950280
>>13950231
The Japanese game industry has transitioned from video games to interactive media that is designed to distribute "character based entertainment". In other words, the games don't matter as much to Japanese people as the characters in them. There was a big interview with a developer in Japan a long time ago but I lost the link. All the video game stores are called character stores in akihabara.
It's a cautionary tale.
704221 No.13950301
>>13950275
Ok?
>>13950280
That sounds awful, the last thing I want in my videogames is story over gameplay.
cdb810 No.13950302
>>13950301
Story isn't even important. They want cute girls doing cute things and the gameplay is minimum viable product to support that.
5f1fdd No.13950305
>>13950280
Japan is doomed vidya-wise. So, do we look to the slavs for vidya?
704221 No.13950333
>>13950328
It's not like western gaming isn't plagued with problems of its own or anything.
af674b No.13950352
>>13950342
the lack thereof?
704221 No.13950358
>>13950342
Like Detroit, or nuGod of War?
230a96 No.13950359
>>13950353
Bad example, since walking sims have more "gameplay" than VNs.
f898b0 No.13950360
>>13950342
do they? I don't think you can argue that gal gun doesn't have game play.
5f1fdd No.13950371
>>13950360
Gal Gun looks stupid fun. I may get it.
704221 No.13950372
>>13950361
I mean, they still pump out some big budget stuff but that's mostly bought by westerners.
db8a10 No.13950381
>>13950371
Pirate it.
>>13950353
>cherrypicking this hard
61479b No.13950385
>>13950359
They don't though. The average VN has far more choices and endings than the average walking simulator.
704221 No.13950389
>>13950371
It really isn't fun unless you have some very low standards and high tolerance for repetitive gameplay along with generic VN cutscenes.
230a96 No.13950399
>>13950385
VNs are pic related in paperback form.
61479b No.13950450
>>13950399
Yeah, and those have more interactivity than common books, just like VN have more interactivity than walking simulators. I don't think any of those can be considered a game, but to go as far as to defend the cancer of the industry shows how much of a goon faggot you are.
>>13950381
It's not the jap industry the one made of Hollywood rejects mate. Just watch how much gameplay is shown at e3.
802a3e No.13950451
>>13950399
That's awesome.
230a96 No.13950487
>>13950450
>just like VN have more interactivity than walking simulators
They don't. In a walking sim, the player is interacting with the game world and piecing the story together. In a VN, you're reading a choose your own adventure novel and picking from 1-4 responses. VN vs walking sim is trading interactivity (walking sim) for story variance (VN). They're both shit, but walking sims still have more gameplay than VNs.
>but to go as far as to defend the cancer of the industry
Pointing out that the shitty, cherrypicked example you used was a shitty, cherrypicked example is "defending the cancer of the industry"?
>shows how much of a goon faggot you are
<only a goon would disagree with my hot opinions!
Oh, you're just newscum parroting things you don't understand. Carry on.
dcadd6 No.13950571
I find it enjoyable to play one mission in Gal Gun when the mood strikes me. More than that and it gets repetitive. It's not great, but it's fun enough in small bursts. Probably a symptom of having been developed as a handheld title.
61479b No.13950588
>>13950487
>VN vs walking sim is trading interactivity (walking sim) for story variance (VN).
I wouldn't call "walk from point A to B to read/hear the next chapter" interactivity, but as long as we agree neither of those are games and shouldn't be used as examples for any argument about the video game industry it's ok for me.
>cherrypicked example
Just like you jumped to use VNs as your example. Doesn't change the fact that this "games should be narrative experiences" trend comes from western developers and Japan is the one producing most good games of the most "gameplay heavy" genres, like fighters, shmups, rhythm games or dungeon crawlers.
>only a goon would disagree with my hot opinions!
No. Only a goon would defend western garbage just because it's western. But I think I made a understanding there.
a952a9 No.13950895
No shit. What the fuck were you expecting?
704221 No.13950905
>>13950895
I remember some anons praising it so my expectations were a bit higher than usual.
30d5f9 No.13950908
>>13950231
Its made by the fags that shat out Mighty Number 9
No surprise its shit
3b6166 No.13950932
>>13950399
>visual novels
>in paperback form
a9cbee No.13950961
>>13950588
VNs cover a large margin of things and aren't just kinetic novels. It's mainly just how a story is told with static (or sightly animated) images of characters talking back and fourth over a dialogue box. Which is why something like Evenicle and Kamidori Alchemy Meister are considered VNs while having tons of gameplay. Meanwhile, Symphonic Rain and Umineko are considered VNs too.
>>13950905
But did you ask them if it was good? I could have told you to not buy it for many reasons. I did have fun with it, but I don't think it's good.
>>13950908
It was mainly Comcept that did MN9, but co-developed with Inti Creates. Inti Creates also did the Megaman Zero games, ZX, and Megaman 9 & 10 as well as Gunvolt. If anything, they should have just let Inti Creates make MN9 from the beginning.
>>13950932
I'm pretty sure he meant digital form.
34548c No.13951008
>>13950231
OP I don't know what you expected. Everything about the game screams shallow anime tiddy kusoge. If anime tits are not enough to carry an entire game for you, which I'm glad they aren't, why bother trying a game where that is the fucking USP?
fcdee2 No.13951013
>>13950450
>VN have more interactivity than walking simulators
Can't apply to every walking sim, but for the most I think that's objectively untrue. At least ina walking sim you have some sort of agency when moving and looking around, picking up objects, doing a few puzzles here and there probably, having some sort of objectives. In visual novels it's just reading text and looking at (usually) still images, with a few choices here and there, and a skip text fast button so you can skip to the next choice and path on re-play sessions.
4a8d02 No.13951048
>>13950359
>since walking sims have more "gameplay" than VNs.
>implying
>look for rance pic
>find my shitty edit in kym
>dont know what to feel
I though this was a myth chan and nobody knew it exists
704221 No.13951064
>>13951048
Reddit and cuckchan always steal shit from this site, I saw one of my gondolas in a fucking YT compilation video. I wanted to kill myself.
fcdee2 No.13951077
>>13951048
Not the biggest boards, and there's way more cuck crossover going on these days, painstakingly obvious looking at the amount of template and bait threads.
31faaf No.13951092
>Some faggot is ID hopping just to shit on japanese games
>>13950231
Yeah, the game is pretty terrible. I yearn for the return of light gun games, but sadly they died after the Wii. I think it'd make a decent Arcade game tho.
31faaf No.13951107
>>13951013
Not true, usually in a VN it's more of a puzzle story narrative, where there's a bunch of wrong choices with multiple endings. With walking simulators you CAN walk around, but it's usually linear with no branching narratives or errors one can make
fcdee2 No.13951144
>>13951107
Those are good points as well, maybe I'm more talking about the dating sim style VNs.
31faaf No.13951147
>>13951077
I've been deleting more threads recently, other than that the template and bait threads are usually taken care of. Mind you template and bait threads don't mean "threads I don't like".
>>13951048
We had 15.5 million who lurked the site last month, a good portion of which probably lurks /v/. I do think there is crossover, but I usually deal with the faggots swiftly either through deletions, bans or bumplocks.
76850d No.13951152
>>13951130
What's with these halfchan memes? You don't belong.
31faaf No.13951154
>>13951144
Yeah, but even then the dating style VN has just as much choices if not more so than say Gone Home.
2cff17 No.13951182
>>13951147
>15.5 million
Call me a hipster but that's just too much for me. I might jump ship to an obscurer board soon.
61479b No.13951214
>>13951144
Dating sim is actually a genre of game based around planing and time management where you choose what to do every day, like work, study, go on dates, etc in order to increase your stats, gain money and gain affinity with the heroines. For example you usually can't get with the smart girl without high int or with the athletic girl without enough athleticism, and you need money for dates. With low int you can fail your tests and lose a valuable chunk of summer, among other valuable events. Also the girls have relationships with each other than affect you (you lose affinity with a girl if you help a girl she hates). If you balanced everything right you will get the girl you want, but if you fuck up there is multiple failure states.
It doesn't have anything to do with VNs with romance, you are probably talking about those.
cedf8e No.13951237
>>13950231
>another anti-japanese goon thread
Gal Gun is light hearted and heterosexual, so take your estrogen pills and leave
2cff17 No.13951254
>>13951237
I want to believe that this post is bait
2a9442 No.13951262
Gal Gun double peace is obviously not even close to the best light gun games out there, but it was fun to play through, it did exactly what it set out to do. I'm not going to pretend it was a masterpiece but acting like it's total garbage isn't right either.
deacde No.13951273
>>13951237
>Gal Gun is light hearted and heterosexual
Nobody said it wasn't. Those things don't make it a good game, they make it good for upsetting SJWs. Essentially, this is a game goons and actual gamers can agree to hate for different reasons. Goons hate it becuase they're racist against Japanese people and, have an intense hatred of anything sexual, and find animu shit problematic. Gamers hate it because it's gameplay is mediocre shit. Essentially, it's the rail shooter equivalent of Neptunia games.
d8387e No.13951421
f88753 No.13951675
>>13950371
If your gonna play it on PC, play it with a controller. Playing with a mouse is a snooze fest due to how easy it is to aim with (Most on rail shooters aren't designed with such an easy aiming device in mind). Although the game is pretty damn easy regardless
2d6722 No.13953840
>>13950231
You're meant to play it with your dick in your hand and put your dick and the game away after a short session, goon-kun.
2b99ae No.13953875
I'm already sick of all these fucking faggots reactionarily baselessly accusing people of being goons or femishit retards just for claiming a game is bad.
Talk about an actual good anime tiddy game and prove your innocence to these arrogant niggers.
2d5bcb No.13953978
And again, until motherfuckers learn to do research instead of picking up random crap from this board and come back crying and luring all the faggots we haven't asked when we left cuck moot.
>>13953875
Go to the Catalog and look for the Vita thread then. That system is full of them and most of them have ports. If you are still insisting on being gay as fuck, you can look up the actual terms for these or any japan only system they were on and make a thread about these.
deacde No.13953996
>>13953875
>Talk about an actual good anime tiddy game and prove your innocence to these arrogant niggers.
No. :^)
>>13951308
Which part was bait?
4dad70 No.13954307
Gal gun 2 aka GOTY soon fellow stalker.
0ac8b5 No.13954318
>>13953875
>baselessly
If you act like a goon then expect to be called a goon.
120315 No.13954345
>>13951421
Yes, they all float down there.
c2e620 No.13954531
>>13953840
>come back to my thread
>read new posts
>goon-kun
Oh wow, didn't see that one coming.
147df7 No.13954828
>>13954531
Yeah, nah, you havent seen shit yet.
This game is best experienced in VR.
2b99ae No.13954960
>>13953978
No, I'm literally telling OP to stop being stupid and prove he's not a goon by describing a better titty game.
>>13954318
OP didn't even go "hurr weeb shit", they criticized it in terms of gameplay and unsatisfying fanservice and even environments.
579548 No.13955740
I still don't know why everyone was talking about GalGun, even though it was shit, but nobody ever talks about Bullet Girls 1 & 2 - which is also shit, but is a hell of a lot better than GalGun.
>GalGun got an English release
This shit ain't fair.
886e28 No.13955798
>>13955740
Because both are bad? Largely for the same reasons actually: Cute lewd ideas executed horribly. They're also at least 3 games in now with no sign of doing it properly. It depresses me.
>>13954960
>OP makes valid points
>OP stop being stupid
Schizo much?
422430 No.13955836
>>13950381
>>13951285
what happens if you go with them? also, what's with all the rock CDs? why rock CDs specifically?
2d3386 No.13955850
>>13955836
It's a pedophilia joke.
f08ad4 No.13955853
Post some good rail shooters /v/.
2d3386 No.13955864
>>13955853
Both RE games for the Wii.
be73a3 No.13955872
>play weeb rail shooter VN
>get mad it's a weeb rail shooter VN
What were you expecting?
2d3386 No.13955900
>>13955872
I don't see how that excuses the gameplay being bad, bland and repetitive. Rail shooters are supposed to have variety and feel like a rollercoaster or something like that.
2b99ae No.13955917
>>13955836
Why do you fucking think it's rock CDs? You're a human, you know.
886e28 No.13955930
>>13955872
I was expecting a good lewd game. Because it's not out of the realm of possibility with the concept. I'm personally more disappointed with Akiba's Trip though.
>>13955836
Your denseness knows no bounds.
422430 No.13955935
>>13955917
i don't fuckin' get it
3d7e95 No.13955941
>>13955836
What kind of rock CDs specifically?
2d3386 No.13955944
>>13955935
It's a simple reversed FREE CANDY tasteless joke based on the assumption that an adult enjoys ROCK CDs and would want to get some for free when in fact he is going to get raped by the girl (which is impossible)
b6e4b4 No.13955948
>>13955853
Holy shit that takes me back.
422430 No.13955952
>>13955944
oh. i dunno why i thought there was somethin' more to it than that
b6e4b4 No.13955964
>>13955952
You want to be raped by a pack of lolis, dont you. Beaten over the head with ROCK CDs then gagged and raped, foreverial tiedup
120315 No.13956379
File: 092d939b448503e⋯.png (Spoiler Image, 1.7 MB, 1288x1289, 1288:1289, Jesus christ how hilarious….PNG)

>>13954307
Bumbling but pure hearted "evil" demon girl remains one of my favorite types of characters.
DEATH DEATH DEATH
>>13955964
>foreverial tiedup
all over from full permanent ham head to full permanent ham feet and enjoying it, foreverially tied up and loving it?
2d3386 No.13956413
c82f71 No.13956424
>>13951273
>if calling it sexist won't work, just smear it like a shit game
Goon tactic #1. Fuck off back to your dying site
c82f71 No.13956429
>>13953996
>>which part was bait
I AM NOT ONE OF THOSE SOCIAL JUSTICE WARRIORS, I'M JUST SAYING THE GAME IS SHIT FOR COMPLETELY DIFFERENT REASONS
b50c54 No.13956686
>>13955900
So go complain on metacritic, dude.
>>13955930
>I was expecting a good lewd game.
Dungeon Travelers 2.
>How can anyone enjoy this
Personal tastes, motherfuckers. Do you have it?
3a8499 No.13956703
Senran Kagura is even worse. It's fucking repetitive as hell. It's a game for people who would sacrifice everything, provided it has anime aesthetics.
c82f71 No.13956746
>>13956686
Ignore and report goon posters
6d7498 No.13956824
>>13955740
>but is a hell of a lot better than GalGun.
both games are just huge waste of potential, still good lewds
>>13955798
>They're also at least 3 games in now with no sign of doing it properly
i guess nips dont give a fuck and still buy them
4e3b44 No.13956826
>>13956686
>So go complain on metacritic, dude.
Haha what? Wouldn't that apply to pretty much almost every game discussed on this site then, dude?
6d7498 No.13956842
>>13956686
>Dungeon Travelers 2.
>Mediocre lewd games dont get censored
>Good lewd games get censored
i must learn moonrunes
b50c54 No.13956950
>>13956826
Not nearly as often as your implying but hey keep crying and maybe someone will actually care.
4e3b44 No.13956961
>>13956950
So there aren't daily threads complaining about and criticizing games here? And you cared enough to reply so yeah.
f1d297 No.13956978
>>13954828
>This game is best experienced in VR.
Those aren't very accessible (yet?).
b50c54 No.13957348
>>13956961
>posts = care
Okay.
ac6b75 No.13957399
>>13957348
that's exactly what it fucking means. you care enough to post, good or bad. that why you get so many shit threads because it always goes
>"LOOK AT THIS BAIT THREAD"
>"I don't care!"
>"look how much i dont care about this thread!"
>"fucking downsage this filth!"
4f3aba No.13957409
>>13957399
<You post therefore you care.
Typical to cool for anything Gen X goon sentiment.
802a3e No.13957419
>>13957399
>You like homos because you hate homos! LOL
ac6b75 No.13957431
>>13957419
>>13957409
quit trying to argue semantics you dumb pajeets, care can mean concern it doesnt automatically mean you like something
4f3aba No.13957445
>>13957431
Yeah right! You are more interested in wasting our time in a endless debate about whether we give a shit or not then in the Galgun itself.
2b99ae No.13958492
>>13956424
Shut the fuck up. Holy shit, you're acting like a retard over criticizing it.
2b99ae No.13958515
>>13956703
Now that's bullshit and I see right through it. It's an old-fashioned beat em up designed to be one with comboing thrown in.
db11ab No.13960626
>>13956424
But it's a shit game, are people not allowed to criticize something because it has anime tits now?
84f640 No.13960833
>>13960626
Communists ruin everything, even critique. That's just how they work.
25f246 No.13960849
>>13960626
>But it's a shit game
present your argument then
886e28 No.13960949
>>13960849
There's been plenty of valid criticism, including from the OP, you disingenuous prick.
>>13956686
>DT2
Never really got into that style of game personally, but no it's an exception from what I have played of it.
>personal tastes
It's quite possible to acknowledge something as bad but still like it. That's basically my stance on this and Bullet Girls. For whatever reason I can't stand playing Senran Kagura though.s
1af05a No.13968995
yeah yeah thats nice now show me some anime titties
ed2718 No.13969079
>>13950275
>we only need threads I want to post in
25f38d No.13969376
>>13969079
What more is there to say that hasn't already been said?
>>13968995
Go to catalog, throw dart.
93b950 No.13970044
>m-muh goons
SA is to weeaboos, what gamergate is to SJWs: the eternal boogeyman, lurking behind every corner to pop up and hurt their feefees.
88edc5 No.13970059
>>13970044
Everyone knows goons are fucking cancer and it doesn't matter who says it because it's fact.
870dbe No.13970124
>>13970044
If you like goons so much, why don't you just stay on SA? It fits you, just leave this weeb place. They will just ask you to drink the koolaid a bit further: and if the goons are better than weebs, you should do that too.
870dbe No.13970132
>>13960849
>present your argument then
>>13960949
>doesn't present arguments
>calls other disingenous
See how goons work? They're here to shit the place up. Only thing that matters, is leaving western gaming to rot like it's doing.
3806e8 No.13970152
>>13970132
Well, that and making sure we don't get any of those bigoted foreign games, unless they're translated to espouse their political ideology.
0aab6b No.13970170
Another great thread, guys.
fa8395 No.13970181
OP here since i'm posting from my phone. I honestly don't know what happened here and why "goon" is being thrown around so much. This game simply didn't click with me and I made a thread explaining why.
93b950 No.13970207
>>13970181
Sorry anon but you comitted the ultimate crime: making weeaboos butthurt by daring to criticize a japanese game. You'll be sentenced to death by shitposting I'm afraid.
9d176b No.13970223
>>13970132
No, fuck off. I pointed you to valid criticism in the thread, you don't get to ignore them just because it's not me saying it.
f772c0 No.13970233
>>13950231
I agree, it was garbage.
Did not stop me from 100% it.
Ghostgirl a best.
e9a72d No.13970237
this many posts and no mention of the $100 panty-shot dlc? excellently crafted b8 thread op, you've got them booty blasted
f772c0 No.13970243
>>13970237
>paying
Oh boy, it seems like we got a good goy over here.
e9a72d No.13970257
>>13970241
>mentions paying 100 USD for extra fanservice in the fanservice game
"y-y-you must disagree with me, schlomo"
>>13970243
you didn't but still played it LOL, and I didn't, but your grorious nipponese did, and they bought the panty shots
fa8395 No.13970258
>>13970237
My thread isn't bait and I don't know what the hell you are talking about.
9d176b No.13970282
>>13970243
It's the existence of it and what it does, not that it's easy to pirate. Like, big whoop, 75% transparency is now 100%, and their underclothes are still 0% transparent. How amazing.
>>13970233
You aren't the only one. Also shit gamer girl and masochist VP best girls.
>>13970267
>>13970270
Shush child.
042cab No.13970288
OP why come in bitching about some weebshit that's obviously going to be trash? You didn't need to look past the title image there to know it's gonna be abysmal cookie-cutter copy/pasted crap.
A decent rule of thumb is: If the promo image looks like some airheaded slice of life with tits anime, then find something else to engage your mind.
0d1fb2 No.13970370
>>13950231
It's a low budget lewd rail shooter VN for handhelds, are you pretending you expected something House of the Dead tier or are you genuinely retarded?
fa8395 No.13970372
>>13970370
Why are you so upset?
0d1fb2 No.13970379
>>13970372
I found my girlfriend getting DPd by two black guys when I got back home yesterday and I just sat there and watched while she laughed at me and called me a creepy loser, I think I may be a feminist.
93b950 No.13970472
>>13970237
>$100 panty-shot dlc
<f-fuck those damn baka gaijyn western devs with their jewish practices, they're ruining the industry!!!
>meanwhile nips pull shit like this, completely unopposed
Thanks based (((japs))), you truly are my greatest ally.
2b99ae No.13970553
>>13970472
No one is defending this shit.
2b99ae No.13970568
>>13970132
You were called disingenuous because you fucking are for ignoring what people have already said just to blindly talk shit, you faggot.
6359b9 No.13972061
84f640 No.13972081
>>13972061
His waifu's son will take revenge on the tsunami.
b0d77e No.13972104
>>13970472
>>13970553
>if you don't like it, don't buy it XD
792216 No.13972175
>>13970223
>>13970568
>disingenous
Is disingenous the new mysoginist?
Disingenous = racism against goons?
792216 No.13972201
>>13972175
*disingenuism
It sounds pretty much like something socjus loves to say: that whenever you state something they don't like, you're 'arguing in bad faith'
15abb7 No.13972211
>>13950275
Wait, how many times has thread actually popped up?
>>13950231
Also Op, what were honestly expecting? Stop thinking with your dick and think with your wallet, because we know you don't have a brain.
579548 No.13973272
>>13972104
I didn't know Brock Sampson was into anime tiddies.
2b99ae No.13973352
>>13972104
Not what I said at all, you fucking faggot. I said it's not being given innocence of anti-consumer greedy shit.
>>13972175
>>13972201
How desperate are you to force this retarded shit you're trying to turn being called a fucking lying dismissive faggot into somehow a goon label? Fuck off.
7f9e88 No.13975438
>>13973352
It's a shitty form of pattern recognition.
>this big word is misused
>let's shit on people for using big words
>>13972211
>Wait, how many times has thread actually popped up?
A few times. Too much for what it is.
>Also Op, what were honestly expecting?
Not OP but as I've said a couple of times before, it's a disappointing game because the core ideas could be worked as a good game. They are not the ones to do so though.