/v/ - Video Games

>>13921598

>nose physics

They better have mustache physics.

The Shantae games. Everything fucking jiggles.

Oh, to actually contribute to the thread, if you can find a not-updated version of Skullgirls somewhere, and can stand discount mahvel, that's the game for you.

>>13921587

>Juvenile Games

Anything made by Gearbox

>>13921635

t. juvenile youngster rascal prankster

Fuck off.

you don't belong here

>>13921682

>Lewd and juvenile games…

go back to writting your polygon article, pole-smoker.

I'm getting a hitbox deja Vu. Didn't someone ask yesterday for games that look childish and innocent yet seems like the artists were perverts? Feels like someone is trying to pull posts so they can make an article about CHILDISH HORNY WHITE MEN PLAY THESE GAMES.

>>13921613

>there's a guy making his own porn version of Doom but he's keeping the demons more in line with their original counterparts

So they're all male then?

Life is Strange.

>>13921682

Then why did you only include examples of lewd games? Either you're an idiot who doesn't think about what they post, or you're a NeoFAG trying to backpeddle after getting called out on your sex negative bullshit.

>>13921718

In design, I mean. They're all female.

>>13921713

journalist don't come to 8chan, they stay in resetera/neogaf. the world with no names is far too scary for them.

Project Rub/ Feel The Magix XX/XY at least until your loved one dies in your arms and then it proceeds to give one of the most heartfelt comments I've seen in a vidya

>>13921746

does the adverb 'corpulent' mean anything to you? name-wise.

>poop

your Jewish fetishes do not deserve to be accomodated

>adult content

>juvenile

>>13922715

>bumping the thread

>>>/reddit/

>>13921718

Did you just assume their genders?

>>13922758

That is pre-2000 Rare, doesn't count. I appreciate that you posted it however.

>>13921682

>haha just for laughs

Is the tip of your nose more pronounced than the rest of it, perhaps in a "hook-like" fashion?

>>13921587

>muh 12 year old meme

>>13923881

>not recognizing goon memes

>bumping a goon thread

How the fuck are boobies and sex immature.

>>13925269

So apparently that guy has never seen a lesbian.

>>13925269

It's almost like the main demographic is for teenage boys or something, but no it's because they want to virtue signal about their sexuality.

>>13922942

Source of that pic?

>>13925720

Mare Holic

>>13925720

Got you covered fam.

Tonnosuke Katase Kachou wa Mazo doRei Chief Katase, the Masochistic Slave

>>13925737

Thanks, anon.

>men being attracted to girls

ewww yucky ewwww its 2017 like seriously stop being such a misogynsy caveman pigs, like seriously, ughhhhh

>>13925830

It isn't spoonfeeding if they actually put in the effort to find something and come up empty or the source is extremely difficult, if not impossible to find. spoonfeeding is giving them a source to something when all they have to do is click the little buttons next to the file info or google an obvious signature or title, but are too goddamn retarded to do so.

>>13925846

Pretty much this. Spoonfeeding breeds retards. Redditors hate spoon feeding because they're used to it and shriek at being told to figure shit out themselves

>you have to be 12 or younger to be interested in beautiful women

You're not even getting a (you). Fuck off back to whatever hole you crawled out of.

>>13925856

t. Masturbation addicted virgin gaymer

>>13925688

It was pretty clear. The game even says the building is for watching erotic videos.

>>13925879

What game?

>>13925885

Yakuza 0

>>13925887

Now I know which game with 3DPD shit to avoid.

>>13925807

Still, thanks…I asked because I don't have any reference point to go on. If there were anything to go on, I can look it up on nhentai or something.

>>13925830

>Good stuff anon. "Spoonfeeding" is a cancerous /a/ meme, a real anon delivers.

Fuck off to wherever you're from if you think that's what spoonfeeding means. Don't act like you're above anyone for insinuating that spoonfeeding is something polite or a kind act when you breed laziness, Faggots like you need to be banned for being so transparently new.

There's a difference between asking for a source of an image crop and the source of a full page/illustration. One is a reasonable inquiry, the other is dulling and spam.

>>13925897

The 3dpd is only bonus content you get when you collect the cards. Yakuza 0 is fucking amazing.

>>13921692

>>13921737

If you seriously don't think that poop jokes, pissing on people and gigantic knockers in games isn't juvenile then you got some thick wool pulled over your eyes. Hell I can laugh at a poop joke and enjoy oversized titties but I'm not gonna sit here and argue that it isn't a little silly.

Leisure Suit Larry

>>13925681

>It's almost like the main demographic is for teenage boys

Not any more it's not.

dubs

>>13926140

>literally being so much of a spineless faggot soy boy you cover your eyes seeing a woman in a swimsuit

Is this the road that most American men are going down? I remember I once told my roomate that I wanted to go to hooters since they had good food and he replied that it would be creepy. I went to hooters when I was 8 and yet this dude at the age of 25 is so cucked he can't oogle at some women every once an awhile.

>>13925269

>the absolute state of the homosexual

>>13925688

That picture makes me feel sad because I know Christian boys who are like this. Seeing some one so old still have childhood innocence is rare and I can't actually hate it for some reason.

>>13925269

Where I live there's little to no gays. I don't get what he's complaining about.

>>13926191

>childhood innocence

Bull shit. This guy probably masturbates to the weirdest fetish porn imagineable. He is just doing this to virtue signal how mature he is and how much he "respects women".

>>13926190

>I go to Hooters on my own and i don't give a fuck.

that sounds boring

>>13926177

>yet this dude at the age of 25 is so cucked he can't oogle at some women every once an awhile.

maybe he already has a waifu, anon?

>>13921587

Anon, if you wanted to make a successful thread, all you had to do was post anime titties. That bait is just unnecessary.

>>13926305

>*for the busty women

>>13926177

>not wanting to look at gooks makes you a cuck

>>13926305

I'd rather go get burger king, then go to a strip club than go to hooters. The food sucks, the tits are padded, they don't even get naked.

>>13926211

neat

also is that a yakuza [current number]? i only played PS2 one

>>13926489

Yakuza 0 serves as a prequel to the first game. It was released both on PS3 and PS4 although only the PS4 version made it overseas unlike Persona 5.

>>13922942

*Gods

>>13925974

I'm glad someone said it and not me.

Asking for sauce for crops is one thing but for a full page is heretical.

>>13926140

>>13926177

It seemed to me that he covered his eyes as a joke, or am I completely wrong and still have too much hope in people?

>People ITT not understanding how OP used the word juvenile.

Jesus fucking christ you faggots, he wasn't trying to offend you, he was trying to describe a type of game that involves lots of boobs and/or stupid humour for no reason other to be fun. You're only proving us that you are juvenile by being offended at such a stupid fucking thing.

As for your question OP, play the old Shadow Warrior.

>>13927588

>he was trying to describe a type of game that involves lots of boobs and/or stupid humour for no reason other to be fun.

>involves lots of boobs

>this is described as "juvenile"

I get your crude humor argument, but sex and T&N are pretty much solely reserved for a more adult audience. The only people who believe otherwise are prudish feminist game journos and impotent soyboys.

>>13927614

>T&N

*T&A

This is what i get for not sleeping.

>>13921587

>>13927614

Even people who like crude humor and sex often describe them as juvenile. It's a figure of speech. At the same time while you argue against using "juvenile" as a word to describe it you still call the humour "crude" which is a negative adjective in itself.

To be honest I really fucking hate the whole distinction between adult media and media for children that people seem to believe in. I hate the idea that you cannot like juvenile stuff or even stuff made for children if you are an adult. It always seemed to me that it's a made-up distinction so that people can pretend that they are adult by liking "adult" stuff, without actually growing as people to act like adults.

>>13927661

"Juvenile" is simply an epithet that exists to denigrate the interests of people like ourselves while "adult" (mature/complex/etc.) is used to advertise what Chaim wants to be trendy with the hope of luring insecure adolescents.

>>13927698

So, let me get this straight, us enjoying good looking women like men have been doing since time before history is juvenile, but masturbating to fat sacks of lard, dickless abominations pretending to be women and niggers fucking your wife in front of you is mature and intellectual?

>>13926305

Depends on the area. I knew a place down in Missouri that had fantastic wings.

>>13927661

>At the same time while you argue against using "juvenile" as a word to describe it you still call the humour "crude" which is a negative adjective in itself.

Is there really a better way to describe piss and shit jokes though? Those are more what I think he means by "crude". And I'd definitely describe those who get a genuine chuckle from that type of humor as "juvenile". But I think what people take issue with is OP includes "lewd" in his search for "immature" games.

>To be honest I really fucking hate the whole distinction between adult media and media for children that people seem to believe in.

So, what you're saying is that softcore porn is perfectly okay for a child to consume as they would, say, Spongebob? And you don't think that parents sharing this belief isn't to blame for what >>13928084 is talking about with kids having dirtier minds than many adults?

>>13928084

>Just because something has sexual elements in it doesn't necessarily make it mature.

I'd argue the contrary, sexual puns and innuendo usually fly over children's heads until they get at least close to puberty (12-14) unless, as I mentioned above, they have shit parents that sit their toddler in front of Highschool of the Dead or some shit because it's animated.

>and the stories kids come up with could easily put Benny Hill to shame.

I'm not sure we're talking about the same "kids", I'm pretty sure a 9 or 10 year old wouldn't be able to grasp a joke about sex or masturbation.

>There's a big difference between "her bikini top barely covered her melons" and "she slipped and her clothes fell off and everybody started masturbating".

I agree, but I would still say neither are appropriate for children.

>>13926177

>Democratic governments may become violent and even cruel at certain periods of extreme effervescence or of great danger, but these crises will be rare and brief. When I consider the petty passions of our contemporaries, the mildness of their manners, the extent of their education, the purity of their religion, the gentleness of their morality, their regular and industrious habits, and the restraint which they almost all observe in their vices no less than in their virtues, I have no fear that they will meet with tyrants in their rulers, but rather with guardians.1

>I think, then, that the species of oppression by which democratic nations are menaced is unlike anything that ever before existed in the world; our contemporaries will find no prototype of it in their memories. I seek in vain for an expression that will accurately convey the whole of the idea I have formed of it; the old words despotism and tyranny are inappropriate: the thing itself is new, and since I cannot name, I must attempt to define it.

>I seek to trace the novel features under which despotism may appear in the world. The first thing that strikes the observation is an innumerable multitude of men, all equal and alike, incessantly endeavoring to procure the petty and paltry pleasures with which they glut their lives. Each of them, living apart, is as a stranger to the fate of all the rest; his children and his private friends constitute to him the whole of mankind. As for the rest of his fellow citizens, he is close to them, but he does not see them; he touches them, but he does not feel them; he exists only in himself and for himself alone; and if his kindred still remain to him, he may be said at any rate to have lost his country.

>Above this race of men stands an immense and tutelary power, which takes upon itself alone to secure their gratifications and to watch over their fate. That power is absolute, minute, regular, provident, and mild. It would be like the authority of a parent if, like that authority, its object was to prepare men for manhood; but it seeks, on the contrary, to keep them in perpetual childhood: it is well content that the people should rejoice, provided they think of nothing but rejoicing. For their happiness such a government willingly labors, but it chooses to be the sole agent and the only arbiter of that happiness; it provides for their security, foresees and supplies their necessities, facilitates their pleasures, manages their principal concerns, directs their industry, regulates the descent of property, and subdivides their inheritances: what remains, but to spare them all the care of thinking and all the trouble of living?

>Thus it every day renders the exercise of the free agency of man less useful and less frequent; it circumscribes the will within a narrower range and gradually robs a man of all the uses of himself. The principle of equality has prepared men for these things;it has predisposed men to endure them and often to look on them as benefits.

>After having thus successively taken each member of the community in its powerful grasp and fashioned him at will, the supreme power then extends its arm over the whole community. It covers the surface of society with a network of small complicated rules, minute and uniform, through which the most original minds and the most energetic characters cannot penetrate, to rise above the crowd. The will of man is not shattered, but softened, bent, and guided; men are seldom forced by it to act, but they are constantly restrained from acting. Such a power does not destroy, but it prevents existence; it does not tyrannize, but it compresses, enervates, extinguishes, and stupefies a people, till each nation is reduced to nothing better than a flock of timid and industrious animals, of which the government is the shepherd.

>I have always thought that servitude of the regular, quiet, and gentle kind which I have just described might be combined more easily than is commonly believed with some of the outward forms of freedom, and that it might even establish itself under the wing of the sovereignty of the people.

>Our contemporaries are constantly excited by two conflicting passions: they want to be led, and they wish to remain free. As they cannot destroy either the one or the other of these contrary propensities, they strive to satisfy them both at once. They devise a sole, tutelary, and all-powerful form of government, but elected by the people. They combine the principle of centralization and that of popular sovereignty; this gives them a respite: they console themselves for being in tutelage by the reflection that they have chosen their own guardians. Every man allows himself to be put in leading-strings, because he sees that it is not a person or a class of persons, but the people at large who hold the end of his chain.

>>13928377

That's a freaking good quote. Would it be inappropriate for me to ask for sauce?

>>13928320

Look at how hard weebs demonize 4kids for taking the blood and booze and cleavage out of One Piece. That’s the kind of thing you are advocating for, treating kids like retards that don’t understand that Tobacco and Alcohol and blood and death exist.

>>13928446

Is this your first day on the internet? I shouldn't have to spoonfeed you as to why finding the source to this is piss easy.

>>13926177

He only covered his eyes to seem like a good goy to his viewers. I guarantee you that he would have had no problem watching the woman if he was playing this alone.

OP, if you really want a treat go look up Genital Jousting

>>13929131

it already exists. hdoom

>>13928375

>spoiler

I see, I was misunderstanding you, and I completely agree.

>>13928461

>That’s the kind of thing you are advocating for, treating kids like retards that don’t understand that Tobacco and Alcohol and blood and death exist.

I'm not advocating for the censorship of anything, I'm just saying that kids shouldn't be openly exposed to lewd shit and like the anon I quoted above said, there are soft ways of bringing up death, sex, and what have you in a kids show. The 4kids version of anything makes needless changes solely to censor, something I cannot stand. I'm of the belief that if they need to censor something for kids to watch it, maybe kids shouldn't be watching it.

>>13929155

I personally dislike the style of Hdoom greatly. I did find a wad that kept the design of the original monsters almost unchanged but it merely added on-model dicks on every monster, which is kinda gay.

>>13926191

>I know Christian boys who are like this

I grew up like that, and it's not healthy. It's still my first reflex to avert my eyes from anything sexual, especially in public.

>Seeing some one so old still have childhood innocence is rare and I can't actually hate it for some reason.

You should hate it. Is it because you value innocence as a symbol of purity? Past a certain age, innocence can only be weakness, and there's no place for it in fully developed adult men.

>>13929150

To be fair, that article is less Nintendo and more how shit journos are. More or less the DoA: XBV3 incident. Even allowing waifu bait in current year by Nintendo and the sex appeal of the characters unchanged is a step in the right direction.

>>13929276

Chances are without knowing Klepek is not a Christian, much less a Christian boy.

>>13929205

Curiosity is natural, and of course if they really want to see it they'll find it on their own, I'm just saying that shoving it in their faces as early as possible is far worse. Let the kids question that shit on their own, don't throw it in their face.

>>13929205

Taboo makes people desire it more.

>>13929064

>Come on guys

I haven't played Xenosaga and don't remember Xenogears well, but didn't Fei and Elly legit canonically bang? I know for sure that in Xenoblade Chronicles 1, all the party members strip to beach shorts and bikinis if you unequip clothing, it even being strategically viable for Dunban?

I'd like to say I don't understand these fuckers, but that'd be lying. I can understand people who hate on tits because they prefer asses. This is true for SJWs, but the way they like and prefer ass is completely different from how anon, Joe Normalfag, Tyrone, and Chad Thunkercock like asses. All of the above except for Sullivan Soy like womens' asses, and maybe with the further exception of Tyrone, asses that're shaped and sized well. SJWs however do not like asses for their looks or any biological strengths, they like asses in the same way baboons do, because they're simply asses. In other words, the gayest and most plebian way to like asses ever. Even the straightest male SJW just has to make things sound gay the way he likes things.

>>13921587

Also cool fact about Elder Scrolls. The higher your armor rating the worse your effective magic is. So if you go mage you actually have an excuse to dress lewd.

>>13929640

I prefer round butts tbh. Big tits sag over time and get in the way of close hugs

>>13928652

>This is not something adults would come up with.

Uh… I've seen porno videos where a girl with a physical deformity causing a fissure between her vaginal wall and colon enabled that exact scenario. They ended up having to give the guy something to keep him from going fully erect and inflexible, then they snaked it in her butt, out of her vagina, while another girl tried to blow him as the tip poked out of the vagina.

Wish I still had the video, but it was a LONG time ago. Before streaming video was a thing, and I can't really rule out whether or not it was a fake. I got it from the same site as a video of a bald guy sticking his entire head up a woman's vagina - right to the shoulders, which had to be a fake itself, but looked halfway convincing if you don't think too much about bone structure.

Anyone got a link to anal/vaginal fissure girl? Here's the other one I described with the head up the vagoo.

https://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=965950268

>>13929656

I think that entire first paragraph may be the most disgusting thing I've read here all week.

Also I believe that bald guy shit. If the women had more than 4 kids that's absolutely possible.

>>13926305

The food is not fast food otherwise it would be too fast, it's the same level as a regular sports-theme restaurant, and since there's TVs everywhere displaying sports, it's like a sport restaurant but the waitress bends over a whole lot more.

>>13929205

>Putin in

Shoo Shoo Russiaboo

>>13929679

Is this a bad joke or something?

>>13929850

You can thank rigid engines and lack of modding tools for that more than a bunch of soygoyim.

>>13927571

it's patrick klepek. It was no joke.

>>13929205

>or buy condoms

You're retarded. Sure kids shouldn't be going and having sex under 18 but do not prevent them from using protection at least. Having protection should always be encouraged, you don't want shit spreading and ruining other people's lives.

>>13930274

No, that was exactly my point, but I guess I didn't get it across properly.

>>13930274

>tfw bought a condom pack like an adult for the first time today

>tfw been buying them in public bathroom vendors since 22

I'll fuckoff. Just had to blog post this stupid achievement.

>>13930297

I have a hard time detecting sarcasm in voice, even more in written text.

>>13930312

It would be easier to just purge half of modern academics laws instated like no child left behind.

>>13930334

Google Poe's law.

>>13930274

They don't need protection if they won't have sex, you silly goose.

That's what some people actually believe

>>13930341

Yeah I know, it's the reason why everything is shit at the moment.

>>13930353

I think the word "meme" did a better job of that tbh.

>>13926189

Please don't conflate gays with soyboys. The game has plenty of Gladio's abs and butt to keep us gays happy anyway, so I don't even know what this faggot is complaining about.

>>13930334

Sarcasm is about context. The whole point is to word someone else's views in a way that demonstrates how absurd they are.

>>13930638

Sarcasm can also have degrees of subtlety. Nuances in the voice have a way of acknowledging this subtlety better than written text.

>>13930644

If you're relying on those nuances to indicate sarcasm then you're failing at it though. Since then you're just repeating views that aren't your own instead of actually criticising them.

>>13925864

This post experienced best on reddit!

Like there is a difference at this point

>>13921587

>-HentaiDoom is a doom mod with sexy demons and actual fucking, while still managing to be an FPS game.

>sexy demons

Maybe if you're turned on by shit artwork produced by other underaged faggots you could consider anything in HDoom "sexy".

>>13928961

Is this dickception? WTF?

>>13921635

Someone's assblasted

>>13930729

It's also a shitty FPS, broken up by what is effectively the fatality system from Brutal Doom.

>>13929113

That is one of the shittiest weapons I've ever seen. What the fuck were they thinking?

>>13925810

got any source of the left side of the pic, jewgle search sucks ass

sage for offtopic

>>13930660

>Since then you're just repeating views that aren't your own instead of actually criticizing them.

Well if you're relying on hints of sarcasm you better do a good job at delivery is more what you're probably trying to say. Subtle Sarcasm can be pretty effective if done right. Especially if you're good at delivering dry humor.

I really like games with lewd. Not full on porn games, but enough lewd to get you red in the face and your heart pumping. It's a really nice feeling.

>>13933544

>I really like getting blue balled

Why?

>>13929364

I'm Mormon and growing up, I rarely got to see porn. The first time I recall seeing a vagina properly was in my parent's bathroom when I found an instructional paper on how to insert tampons and fapped to that.

>>13929388

> but didn't Fei and Elly legit canonically bang?

Yes, right before they thought they were going on a suicide mission to kill the jewish god.

>>13930274

>gentiles are too much like animals to keep chaste and not fuck anything with a pulse

> Having protection should always be encouraged, you don't want shit spreading and ruining other people's lives

<HAHA JUST HAVE LOTS OF PROTECTED SEX WITH STRANGERS

t. pedologist

Why not teach kids about they joys of anal sex, it's safe, and healthy (if you ignore AIDS, rectal cancer, prolapse, fecal infections)

>>13930342

The Chinese have a saying

>When mounting a tiger, think of a way to dismount it.

I guess that doesn't apply to casual sex being taught to kids (^:

>>13934848

does poop on a stick give random diseases to enemies?

>>13925269

Hahahaha I've never seen this. What incredible asshurt.

>>13921587

>Lewd is immature

>>>/suicide/

Juvenile behavior isn't limited just because it's porn. If you faggots believe this then you have obviously never spent a day actually interacting with peers back in middle school.

>>13928320

>I'm pretty sure a 9 or 10 year old wouldn't be able to grasp a joke about sex or masturbation.

When I was 9 I would of

I was raped as a child hence how I would know

>>13929353

Does he worship the soybean?

>>13942445

I'm all up for raunchy dude bro video games about smoking weed and fucking sluts. But Bonetown is barely unplayable.

You can't make a game/movie/book/any piece of media based on a joke alone. It's like those echii anime that have absolute nothing interesting about it outside the boobs.

>>13921587

>anything that a 12-year old would want in a game

You forgot to list gratuitous gore, pointless violence and excessive edgefaggotry.

>>13942752

Anon, OP is a newfag and probably a goon. >>13942724

I heard a bunch of cuckchan faggots got banned during the awards and so flooded here.

>>13935972

Also

>Can't embed

Seriously, fucking off yourself.

>>13943292

She's cute

>>13943292

She's got suckable eyes

>>13943292

She looks like she has autism.

>>13944933

She looks like she is plastic.

Mortal Kombat

>>13944993

photoshop and plastic surgery tbh

>>13948403

He looks like Dorito Pope.

>>13945031

One of the girls who showed her tits for this game was proven to be underage.

>>13948505

Yea but it was that "barely 18" underage. Either way the game existing is more interesting than the game itself.

>>13942795

Of course he can't embed retard, it doesn't work when you post images as well.

>>13944933

>tfw will never fuck the lights out of an autistic cutie

>>13950563

>>13948505

She was 17 and the game was pulled from store shelves after her age was discovered as it was officially/legally cp.

>>13954256

Shit I meant 14 yr olds. fucking typo

>>13921817

probably not even making it, instead he's photoshoppin images and shit

>>13926140

How much soy must one consume?

>>13930620

Both should die.

>>13928961

What the hell is going on in that picture?

also

>When I was ten years old, we came up with an idea that you could have sex with two girls at once by sticking your dick in ones pussy so it comes out of her butt and goes into the pussy of another girl. This is not something adults would come up with.

kek

>>13954993

Wait, i'm a retard, its Dark Earth.

>>13954993

>>13955002

You sure are, anon.

>>13942487

i have an account on that one, dialogue/situations are funny but i wish it had more "game" on it, it's basically a huge slideshow

>>13921587

> DoA

> Immature

Thanks for the lewds thread, but kill yourself now. Kill your friends on the way out too if you are a gamejourno.

>>13925269

That faggot hates himself so much

>>13942415

Thank you

>>13957008

Anime poster still butt mad

>>13957008

There’s something extremely sexy about her.

>>13957030

nothing go on and continue contributing to the downfall of this board. The neofag raid was a mistake.

>>13957030

I am going to fuck your mother and your wife fagboy.

>>13929191

>i did find a wad that kept the design of the original monsters almost unchanged but it merely added on-model dicks on every monster,

I think I've seen that wad, was it poorly done as well?

If the answer is no, then I'm thinking of a different wad and request you post what you're talking about.

>>13954909

I'm pretty sure rabbits have six nipples, sounds hawt doesn't it?

>>13962432

>hawt

>>13957058

>nothing

What a pussy

>>13942462

more likely the star of Moloch.

>>13945031

>The Goy Game

>>13926191

It's just for show and you know it.

>>13953629

>people in current year + 2 are so stupid they honestly think 17 is a child

Just fucking nuke the West already.

>>13928343

is there a name and a trnaslation for the middle game?

>>13973263

Would you trust a CY+2 17-year-old to be responsible with her body?

>>13956998

the soy rots their brains as well as their balls

>>13929191

what was it called faggot

if skyrim game code leaked, modders would be able to make a good game out of it, and you know it.

openmorrowind can't come fast enough

>>13985544

>spoiler

I hope he had fun at Blizzcon

>>13926177

>Hooters

>Good food

This is how I know you've never actually been to Hooters.

>>13986732

Depends on the Hooters. I've been to a few with some decent food. Others don't give a fuck though and serve garbage.

>>13929276

>I grew up like that, and it's not healthy.

Says you. I grew up like that too, and it's a-ok, 25, drug free, no STD's, no child support, no alimony, friggin rich compared to nearly everyone my age I know. Quit buying into the "muh dick is all that matters" propaganda.

>>13994063

>not loli

Sad.