ea27f9 No.13883633
Its that time again.
Which is your favorite Shantae character?
How did you like Pirate Queen's Quest?
Which character are you hyped to play as for the Friends to the End DLC?
Also posting Shantae shaking those hips
11115f No.13883644
>>13883633
I don't like that first one's animation. It's got too much of a Live2D/Ren and Stimpy boob physics thing going on.
127371 No.13883651
Delicious brown girls are pretty good, but there's just something about Rottytops that does something to me.
15e832 No.13883652
It was pretty lame that ½ genie hero only had one dance move. Where's my fanservice damn it!
a02548 No.13883654
>>13883633
Shantae is best Shantae of course
ea27f9 No.13883659
>>13883652
I think there were going to be more.
Gif related
>>13883651
I want to fuck Rotty's tops
ea27f9 No.13883663
File: 2a2e817e5680cab⋯.gif (Spoiler Image, 776.58 KB, 238x232, 119:116, Shantae private bellydance.gif)
>>13883654
Shantae will never shake her hips while on top of you
a02548 No.13883666
>>13883663
Stop saying that anon it hurts
But don't stop posting
b8ce27 No.13883677
Shantae 1 for Steam when?
8f5e78 No.13883715
>>13883677
Are you baiting?
a02548 No.13883766
>>13883663
Also gonna need a source on that gif
Trips demand it >>13883666
e6f804 No.13883934
I wish I enjoyed these kinds of games because Shantae games look gorgeous and cute. But platformer action games bore the hell out of me.
86e45d No.13884267
>>13883651
She's doing that annoying thing girls in minus8's videos do
d34a9d No.13884320
>>13883633
>Pirate Queen's Quest
>exact same enemies and bosses as the main game
>spend 5 minutes mashing B on the final boss
>Shantae finally dies
>expect to see an alternate scenario of what happens when Risky wins
>you get the same fucking ending as the main game
665ae7 No.13884352
>>13883633
>Which is your favorite Shantae character?
The smug
>How did you like Pirate Queen's Quest?
It's out?
>Which character are you hyped to play as for the Friends to the End DLC?
Bolo's Harem Adventures mite b gud
665ae7 No.13884354
>>13884352
Couldn't find the original underbelly smug, so I made my own
8f5e78 No.13884362
>>13884320
That sounds terrible. No shit there wasn't a lot of talk about it. Wasn't she supposed to have her own storyline and shit? So I expect the other characters to be the same. After they dropped the godlike pixel art, I didn't expect a lot. I haven't played the game yet for personal reasons, but jesus, I might as well just replay Pirate's Curse, again.
66c56a No.13884542
I hope someday there's a color edit function so I can play as a ginger Shantae
14389f No.13884568
>>13883663
>Doesn't even let the guy relax for more than two seconds after nutting
That's the best part
959bfd No.13884717
WayForward really needs to improve or change the formula for Shantae. This overly simple 2D Platformer shit is getting old. Shantae 3D platformer when multiplayer Shantae beatemup when Shantae dating sim when
8d94d2 No.13884728
Apparently the friends DLC is gonna be out December 13th, at least for japanese xbones
8f5e78 No.13884733
>>13884717
Really? Because my problem with 1/2 Genie Hero is that they tried to do something different and utterly failing. Pirate's Curse is a fucking masterpiece, and I don't know why they dropped everything about it when they did this one. It's really frustrating. I want more pixel Shantae traveling and exploring. I give you that the combat system can be improved, but seeing shantae fighting with her hair is really erotic.
>Shantae 3D platformer
Could be fun if done like A Hat in Time, but 3D platformers get old quickly.
>Shantae dating sim
Now this is something I can get behind like getting behind her
e618fd No.13884780
>muh shitskin mudslime waifu
There are plenty of pretty blonde white girls in the games, yet you choose the one that looks like she's inbred through generations of cousin fucking, has a room-temp IQ and smells like a mixture of rancid kebab meat and goat piss.
And this is just another clue that race traitors might literally be mentally damaged.
497793 No.13884786
>>13884717
>Shantae adventure in 3D
I'd be into it.
959bfd No.13884868
>>13884786
An action adventure would probably be a better fit now that you mention it. Something like a traditional 3D Zelda with dancing, transformations and such.
bac8c1 No.13884887
>>13884868
If it was Zelda-like, then it would be an Action RPG.
f9fb81 No.13884934
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>>13884717
>Shantae 3D platformer when
Honestly I would play something like banjo kazooie with shantae. Banjo tooie even had transformations so all you would have to do is make them available whenever by dancing.
I want to impregnate shantae and all of her friends too.
35fde4 No.13884953
REMINDER THAT SHANTAE NEEDS SPANKED!
a3e64a No.13884962
>You will never hatefuck Risky
ea3dac No.13885029
>>13885018
> -_-
don't do that.
c3c7cf No.13885084
>>13883633
shantae herself is literally perfect. and if thats still not good enough she can transform into a variety of monster girls. thats fucking amazing.
think about it, if you and your waifu are going to recreate the universe she already has all this experience as different life forms. what incredible insight she would have to offer.
8cb804 No.13885275
>>13883633
>>13883652
half-genie hero was such a letdown, honestly I haven't really liked a shantae game since the very first one which I LOVED, the rest of the series has been dumbed-down in comparison to that game and now the most recent game has a pretty mediocre art style…
>>13883677
I'd buy it at full price if it were a remake!
>>13884717
this, basically, except I felt this way after risky's revenge; pirate's curse wasn't bad but it didn't have hardly any of the things gameplay-wise that I liked about the first game, and I feel (as other anons have alluded to) that the core gameplay loop of platforming and hair-whipping is pretty simplistic for a modern game
a-at least there are cute girls…
although what I really want is a touhou game built like a shantae game
2b53b5 No.13885382
>>13885018
>spoonfeeding well known porn
>text emotes
Would cuck/v/ even tolerate this shit?
85dcbf No.13885595
>some crazy SFM faggots make 3D Shantae model
>of course it's bad, but not quite as terrible as I expected
8f5e78 No.13885657
>>13885275
>the rest of the series has been dumbed-down in comparison
Pirate's Curse is as good if not better. Shame for the transformations, and the game would be a lot better if there was more post-game or alternative/optional content, or more content overall. The first Shantae is only impressive for being such a wonderful game in a limited console, and by no means is mediocre, hell it even has more content than Pirate's Curse, but it could be better. That's what everyone wants.
>I'd buy it at full price if it were a remake!
What the fuck is wrong with you? You really want your favorite game to be mistreated?
3cbfa2 No.13885713
>>13885018
Isn't Shantae a turkroach?
f9fb81 No.13885717
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>>13885084
if you cum inside of her in harpie form are the babies going to be harpies or half genies?
8cb804 No.13885752
>>13885717
the singular is 'harpy', anon
also, shorts and tanktop shantae has weird proportions but I like her anyway
>>13885657
pirate's curse has a lot of good qualities but it misses the secret-heavy contiguous-world metroidvania exploration from the first game, as well as the dancing as you mentioned. the first shantae game really felt like a proper metroidvania and none of the ones since have been that, it's depressing
>What the fuck is wrong with you? You really want your favorite game to be mistreated?
I don't really buy into the "remakes are bad" mentality some people have here; I've had great experiences with some game remakes like Tomb Raider Anniversary, the Steam versions of Turok/Turok 2, DMC4SE, Deus Ex: Revision, and lots of others. sure, it's awful when some ass dev takes their beloved classic and censors it or retcons the story or other stupid bullshit but you can't tell me a port of the original shantae with pirate's curse-tier sprite art visuals wouldn't be amazing. WF could even take the opportunity to flesh out the dancing minigame and add content!
I am completely devoid of whatever gene it is that causes nostalgia so I can't really re-play games too much; once I've seen all there is to see it just feels tiresome to me and that's why I'd like a remake so I can enjoy the game again
a3e64a No.13885809
>>13885752
I disagree with you on that, I found the traversing the overworld in the first game to be a pain in the ass, mostly because the enemies were such damage sponges and the screen was so zoomed in that you could hardly see where you were going. I really loved the dungeons though.
I guess metroidvania could work for Shantae if done on a less limited system, I just don't think it's necessary.
8f5e78 No.13885895
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>>13885717
>Posting a cropped
As for your question, a quarter Genie, a quarter Harpy and the other half worthless genes.
>>13885752
>the first shantae game really felt like a proper metroidvania and none of the ones since have been that, it's depressing
I do agree with you on that. Pirate's cure was short on exploration and secrets, and a lack of overworld was off-putting at first, but the game makes for it by absolutely everything else, including the music.
As for Remakes, think about the Ducktales remake, that was done by WayForward too. Not really that bad, but it wasn't that good either, the original is still better, particularly for the art-style. WayForward is leaning towards that style, even though handrawing stuff is really fucking expensive and it's obviously not worth it. If they go and remake it with Pirate's Cure graphics, I'd be happy, but WayForward is way too hit and miss to trust in their competence. It's not like I hate remakes, but consider we are in [CURRENT YEAR] + 2.
>>13885809
Shantae have always been a metroidvania. Risky's revenge tried really hard, but failed, Pirate's curse, despite not having an overworld, felt like OoE by how the map worked. 1/2 genie hero fucked up, though.
8cb804 No.13885917
>>13885809
you're not wrong; my attachment to the style really just stems from the fact that the first game was that way and so naturally I expected the follow-on games to be similar
honestly I probably won't be buying anymore Shantae games unless they do something pretty drastic with the gameplay
as I said half-genie hero was a letdown, it feels like a cash grab and many parts of it feel thrown-together just to satisfy kickstarter backers particularly with regard to the half-assed risky mode but even in the base game there were many things that seemed random, disconnected, and out of place; "slapdash" is the word I'd use to describe the whole affair and wayforward didn't even do the whole game, they had inti creates helping which leads me to wonder how much of the game was wayforward and how much was inti creates?
c3c7cf No.13886026
>>13885717
i imagine they would transform with her. whether they would default to human or harpy though i dont have a clue.
248389 No.13886357
>>13885713
But that's just a theory…
A LAAAAAAAAME THEORY
==LIKE & SUBSCRIBE=
248389 No.13886376
>>13886357
Fuck I meant:
LIKE & SUBSCRIBE
e50308 No.13887384
>>13885717
The babies will be half-harpy, half-half-genie.
fd91c8 No.13887507
>>13887384
But wouldn't anon in this scenario be human? So that would make the baby quarter harpy, and genie right?
e50308 No.13887700
>>13887507
No, it would be half harpy and quarter genie, unless the anon and Shantae go on a quest to collect all the /monster/ Momentos so that their sons will be full human and their daughters will be half harpy half genie.
add4b6 No.13887846
>>13884733
the problem with 1/2 Genie Hero is that WayForward can't finish a game. The original Shantae on gbc and Pirate's Curse are the only truly finished games. The quality is self evident. Risky Revenge and Half Finished Hero are typical shoddy Way Forward Quality. They are talented and have potential but lack focus. They clearly are ether lazy or bad at missallocating resources and are ether ambitious but fall into development hell or are lackadaisical and don't finish things by deadlines. Ether way its clear they need someone who is good with money at the helm. I speculate half of Haf genies heroes problems are due to working with Mariel Cartwright. Hand Drawn animation takes forever and this probably narrowed the scope of the project significantly. After all time is money.
043f4a No.13888170
>>13887846
Risky's Revenge was the way it was because it was supposed to the be first of a series of short, episodic releases. They just gave up on that and made Pirate's Curse out of what were going to be the rest of the episodes.
>Wayforward can't finish a game
>Mighty Switch Force
>Double Dragon Neon
>DuckTales Remaster
>countless other games
>unfinished
Do you think Shantae are the only games Wayforward has made?
add4b6 No.13888603
>>13888170
>t.shill
Ducktales & Double Dragon where commissioned by outside companies. Wayforward does good work when they have oversight and are put under pressure to stick to a deadline. Mighty Switch Force and it's "countless" spinoffs is also another example of a unfinished game with potential. The part you seem to be missing is they are talented but rudderless and do better when under outside management. Left to their own devices they continuously fall short.
0936a2 No.13889004
Does anyone remember an interview with one of the shantae devs where he said Matt Bozon was "really good at making characters that a 14 year old would find hot?"
Because I swear I heard that during one of the livestreams for this game's kickstarter way back when…
0936a2 No.13889008
>>13889004
misplaced the question mark.
8f5e78 No.13889065
>>13888170
No, but that doesn't change the fact, specially if you see all the other games they have released, mostly licensed shit. Still, the fact that they thought about episodic games is just terrible on itself, and the fact that they dropped it and made Pirate's Curse only shows their lack of focus.
I love Shantae and I like WayForward for their taste in characters and aesthetic, but they are hit or miss, anon.
>>13887846
>Ducktales & Double Dragon where commissioned by outside companies
Not only that, they are 1:2 games with just updates graphics and some added mechanics. Not quite an original game and not with a lot of extras. But well, that's ok, I guess, it's a remaster.
96002f No.13889126
>>13883663
Where was that POV fic where Shantae was getting horny in her princess outfit that some anon said he was making?
c2601b No.13889186
Only one thing to say about this vile purple haired she-devil.
a02548 No.13889449
6e3534 No.13889467
>>13884320
they really dropped the ball in this game, eh?
c2601b No.13889479
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
>>13889186
This game has no merits whatsoever, it's just one big thot parade. One thot after another. Like all Wayforward games.
a02548 No.13890109
>>13889004
Shantae meets /monster/? But that's my fetish
8f5e78 No.13890262
44a5ed No.13890286
>>13890262
Well, she is a rotten gal
44a5ed No.13890426
>>13890407
Flash animation
043f4a No.13890838
>>13889065
I agree that Wayforward isn't always great, but that doesn't mean most of their games are "unfinished." And DD Neon is almost entirely original, including the main villain. It's hardly comparable to a remaster like Duck Tales. If you're going to criticize Wayforward, criticize them about things that are actually true, instead of claiming they can't finish a game with only a single game as a basis.
8f5e78 No.13890882
>>13890838
The fact that they have 2 unfinished games, their flag ship of all things, remains true, though. I wouldn't say the mighty switch force games are unfinished, but they are really lacking, for example, and so most of their games, like the Thor one. More than anything, they feel mediocre in everything except graphics and some good platforming and 2D.
2f6eff No.13891023
>expect game to be hard as fuck
>beat it in just 7 hours
bee7ea No.13891079
>>13891023
>length is difficulty now
50daec No.13891189
My gripe with ½ Genie Hero is that it felt so utterly pointless and a waste of time, it was a shitty "reboot"-like addition to the series that even had worse art compared to its predecessor. But what I find even more infuriating is that ½ Genie Hero took a crap on all the previous games.
Every game before this one acknowledged what happened in previous games, shit that happened in Risky's revenge mattered in Pirate's Curse. But everything that happened in Pirate's Curse does not matter in ½ Genie Hero, the "friendship" that came about from the previous game between Risky and Shantae is never mentioned at all, it felt completely disconnected and jarring. Then on top of that, most missions were completely irrelevant to the main story and none of them fucking mattered at all.
So yeah, fuck the artist for downgrading the art, fuck whoever wrote the story for ½ Genie Hero and fuck the developers for shipping what feels like a ½ finished product.
ea27f9 No.13891787
>>13891317
>Those hips shaking fast
b392a7 No.13891825
>>13884352
Rotty's racer outfit makes my dick smile.
add4b6 No.13891849
>>13890838
Licensed titles under outside management is cases I said they shine. The accusation of being unable to finish a game is purely directed at their self published titles. Mighty Switch Series is largely comprised of rushed half baked ideas and two out of the four Shantae games are half-finished. Its as if you didn't even read my post and are having a knee jerk reaction to the first few lines. I like Way-Forward, but they lack direction and discipline left to their own devices.
ea27f9 No.13891857
>>13890216
She's pretty cute in that outfit.
But i would like to see her dressed as a Race Queen
6e3534 No.13891873
>>13890880
that looks awful.
>>13891825
>race level
>time to go fast!
>you just jump
44a5ed No.13891897
>>13891873
>That looks awful
How so?
>>13891857
How about Space Princess?
Animation is going to have that
add4b6 No.13891994
>>13891897
>(judges you in 3dpd mestizo amarican)
de wetback spic clearly don need to splainin du jou punto!
043f4a No.13892090
>>13891849
I think you and I just have very different definitions of what it means to be "unfinished". Risky's Revenge is a complete game, it's just short. The MSF titles are full games as well, they're just also short. Sigma Star Saga is finished, it just has problems. Their DSiWare titles are small and simple, but they're still complete games. The only game I'd argue is unfinished is 1/2 Genie Hero, which is because nothing really fits together cohesively. It's just a bunch of different plots strewn together in an attempt to make an entire game.
add4b6 No.13892372
>>13892090
you know damn well what I initially mean and now you are resorting to pedantry about definitions to try to weasel out admitting I initially had made valid points. Its a bit sad really. Not everything on the internet needs to be an argument.
a3e64a No.13892483
>>13892372
You seem to think that people on the internet can read your mind. If you aren't saying the games are unfinished, what the fuck are you saying?
>Not everything on the internet needs to be an argument
>Just listen and believe
Oy vey
add4b6 No.13892730
>>13892483
Anon I said exactly what I said and stand by it. Sure someone can try and argue that Half Finished Hero is a complete game but that is intellectually dishonest because its clearly a game lacking in any meaningful content. Same is truth of many of their games. Talented and Ambitious but also inadequate. Also, please stop trying to defend a blatant shill, it makes you look pathetic and incompetent.
0c8fb5 No.13892737
>>13884868
>Zelda
No, more like Okami. They should commit fully to the transformation aspect and give them more fleshed out movesets rather than being glorified keycards. Obviously it'd be a stretch to have the system behave like the different styles in DMC and other stylish action games no spider-launcher into monkey-air-chain into elephant-ground-bounce combos for you but there's a lot of potential there. If they kept the scope of the game within rational limits, there's no reason it shouldn't work.
>>13889008
No, you placed it correctly. Quotation marks should always go outside of other punctuation.
>>13892372
>you know damn well what I initially mean
I've been waiting for you to explain exactly what you meant by that this entire time. Risky's Revenge is shorter and feels like stuff is missing, but it was designed to be part of a series of shorter, episodic games. It seems as though you're saying WayForward's switch to a more substantial game with Pirate's Curse retroactively makes Risky's Revenge unfinished. It certainly feels incomplete by comparison, but such a comparison is hardly fair.
add4b6 No.13892742
^on second thought remove one of those also*
add4b6 No.13892759
>>13892737
>it was designed to be part of a series of shorter, episodic games.
that's bullshit and you know it. Plus it still dose not address Half Finished Hero. Its seems like you are just trying to shift the goal post and act incredulous to win an argument. At the end of the day it dose not excuse the mediocrity of the majority of WayForwards self published titles.
f486ba No.13892886
>>13890216
>>13890262
I'm having flashbacks.
0c8fb5 No.13892888
>>13892759
>that's bullshit
Do you have some proof of that? I've never heard anything from WayForward to suggest it.
>you are just trying to shift the goal post and act incredulous to win an argument
I'm not the same anon; I'm a bystander who wants to know what you definition of unfinished is, because it seems we have different definitions.
>it dose not excuse the mediocrity of the majority of WayForwards self published titles
And I never said that it did.
Do you have vision problems? In >>13892090 anon clearly states he agrees with you that Half-Genie Hero is unfinished and then in >>13892730 you state "someone can try and argue that Half Finished Hero is a complete game but that is intellectually dishonest."
For fuck's sake, he agreed with you.
a3e64a No.13892939
>>13892917
Brown goths a best
a681f7 No.13892979
>>13884780
Genies and shit date back to pre-Islamic Arabia, anon.
a02548 No.13892989
>>13892979
>replying to a (1) and done
fd4105 No.13892994
Thanks for reminding me!
Told myself this morning I was going to jerk it to her and forgot
665ae7 No.13893010
>>13892939
I'm honestly impress how hard you missed the point of goth girl appeal.
>>13891189
>Shantae
Hey, that's a perfect Gameboy game cover, boy!
>Shantae: Risky's Revenge
eh, I remember her looking better than that
>Shantae and the Pirate's Curse
Hell yeah, this is good looking and cute in the traditional sense of the word
>Shantae 1/2 Genie Hero
<Welcome to Windows 8 and our "revolutionary" desktop design!
So does that mean the next Shawntey game is going to look good and be good?
a3e64a No.13893043
>>13893010
>I'm honestly impress how hard you missed the point of goth girl appeal
Not at all. What I like about brown goth girls is that THEY are the ones who have missed the point. In their attempt to be edgy they're trying to do something that just doesn't work, and that's cute.
665ae7 No.13893058
>>13893010
>>13891189
Fug, I should've just gone with the Windows comparison all the way.
fd4105 No.13893063
>>13892917
Goth girls are kinky af in bed and are usually always wearing thongs.
06dcc5 No.13897004
>>13892917
>goth shantae
That's Zone-tan
8cb804 No.13897019
>>13891317
the sped-up version of this song is surprisingly enjoyable
665ae7 No.13897041
>>13897019
>my retarded request brought somebody joy
you did, anon
b607e4 No.13897374
Seriously though, no Shantae 1 on steam prevents me from playing the entire franchise.
I know I can emulate it or buy some copied cartridge, but really I want all my games in one place.
Sega started selling genesis roms on steam with bundled emulator, I'd totally buy shantae rom and the rest of the series.
I aint starting with second game or setting up a fucking emulator for one game.
c3c7cf No.13897503
>>13897374
>setting up a fucking emulator
those older systems are an absolute cinch to emulate. there would be as little set up involved as if you were given a steamulator. you dont have to go hunting down .bins or .doots or download any extra ram or whatever the hell.
23be9d No.13897637
>>13897503
>>13897561
>wanting all your games in one place is somehow wrong
665ae7 No.13897658
>>13897637
It's the fact that you want to be a bottom steam bitch in order to play a game. Nothing is preventing you from playing Shantae other than yourself. I have way too many games subscriptions on steam, but I still play games outside of it.
043f4a No.13897662
>>13897374
>download emulator
>download rom
>run emulator
>open rom
>difficult or time consuming at all
>really I want all my games in one place.
You're a faggot.
>>13897637
Yes, when they're just computer files. There's nothing special or significant about keeping all your games in steam or gog or whatever, and refusing to play games because you have to open an exe that isn't steam makes you a huge faggot.
fa5806 No.13897665
>>13892917
>>13893063
YAY-YEAH GOTH GIRLS I LIKE GOTH GIRLS YAY-YEAH I WOULD PUT MY PENIS IN A GOTH GIRL IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN *cropped Zone footage*
665ae7 No.13897682
>>13897665
Is that Zone? Other than being white he looks pretty much how I expected (thought he'd be a gook)
fa5806 No.13897699
5bd613 No.13897709
>>13897665
Are those the crystal gem?
1909d4 No.13897714
>>13897709
No it's a bunch of ugly people at a con.
c3c7cf No.13897730
>>13897637
if reading comprehension were dicks youd be the straightest man alive but its not so youre a big fat stinky gay
a3e64a No.13897844
>>13897374
>I won't play a game unless Gabe lets me pay him for it
What the fuck is wrong with you?
8f5e78 No.13899700
>>13897637
Yes it is, stupid nigger. You're the reason why Steam is fucking shit. Learn how to google search at the very fucking least instead of relying in one of the most cancerous platforms ever conceived.
837d2a No.13899734
>>13897374
>I ain't setting up a fucking emulator for one game.
<mfw I did exactly that
Fucking stupid, It takes 10 minutes to set up if your not retarded.
add4b6 No.13899790
>>13892888
I know you are not the same anon, but you are still acting incredulous to win an argument. Please go fuck yourself you dumb faggot.
2ecb46 No.13900070
>>13897665
I'm just going to post this
It's the mexican in the middle
https://hooktube.com/watch?v=-ZLDhCzIu3c
fa5806 No.13900081
>>13900070
I wonder what harlot would turn him down.
957e0e No.13900461
>>13897374
>prevents me
>WANT all my games in one place
So it isn't preventing you. You're just a whiner.
f63fab No.13901772
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
>>13884267
>annoying thing girls in minus8's videos do
>annoying
only if you are gay
62576e No.13901779
>>13897374
I'm not triggered by steam like some gogfags here, but jesus christ, dude.
fa5806 No.13901813
>>13901772
( ° ʖ °) all ( ° ʖ °) hail ( ° ʖ °) glorious ( ° ʖ °) minus8 ( ° ʖ °)
12bec4 No.13902918
>>13901813
>Youtube retards are retarded
Do you have any other deep insights?
4325e4 No.13903277
File: d12186f7a6c9374⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 255.44 KB, 600x1242, 100:207, shantae___edit_by_lifania-….jpg)
What would you do with your own Shantae?
dcb0ee No.13903284
>>13903277
First take off the diaper because diapers are not arousing in the slightest.
950104 No.13903289
>>13897374
I paid $160 for a Shantae GBC catridge way back in 2010. I haven't regretted it one little bit.
1c5a10 No.13903369
>>13903284
Yeah, at first passing glance you thing diapers might be worth some fetish, but as you look back at it, you immediately realize you don't want a diaper, what you want is a girl with a slightly bigger ass, and a T-back.
665ae7 No.13903391
>>13903284
I thought those were swimming shorts.
>>13903369
>T-back
I'm sorry, are we talking about girls or a fucking steak? We're on /v/ after all, it's kind of hard to tell.
1c5a10 No.13903415
>>13903391
T-back thongs: I want a peek at her tight, bleached anus but I also want to say that there's something subtle about the view.(There's nothing subtle about it)
c3c7cf No.13904650
>>13903277
play video games and get to know her better
bee7ea No.13904664
>>13897374
>this amount of autism