/v/ - Video Games

Miitomo was okay for a day

>>13864093

>not finished before being released

You don't say.

Just a while ago downloaded it and I have found no real change from the Australian leak of it a month back aside from the language options.

>>13861947

Miitomo would have been ok if it played like Tomodachi Life and the other apartments were filled with with the friends you added. Pocket Camp's problem is that it's your just run of the mill "set and forget" mobile game. I give Nintendo an A for effort for TRYING the keyword here to making a semi-unique game in a market filled with the same cookie cutter farming simulators and Minecraft ripoffs.

>>13870676

This. Isn't the point of the Switch to be the home console that you can take with you anywhere? Just make a full length version of a game you'd make on the phone for the Switch. I get the practicality of having a game on a platform you can fit on your pocket, but if a triple A company is failing to make a mobile game that doesn't feel like a mobile game then it's probably a good indication that the mobile market is beyond saving. If they want to branch off into third party platforms, Nintendo should just make games for PC.

>>13861947

>expecting anything of modern Nintendo

There's your problem OP. Nintendo are the most shit, low effort company in the industry.

They almost never do anything all the way, it's halfass or no ass at all.

Then when they DO put in effort it takes them a goddamn decade to get the game out.

I'm firmly convinced that Iwata was the only thing keeping the company moving in a relatively positive fashion.

>Iwata gets sick

>moves to mostly background consultation work

>eventually dies

>Wii

>WiiU

>3DS

>FUCKING amiibos

Yeah, you'll probably defend the 3DS but that thing is a pile of shit. It's a VirtualBoy2 but people were too stupid to realize that they were playing shit on two TI-86's with a sorta fancy headache-screen at the resolution of a 1980's microwave display.

People also defend amiibos saying they're not necessary and at least they're not DLC. Bullshit, they're worse than DLC because they're rare, they have limited production.

Niggers get to scalp them on ebay, hell, I wouldn't be surprised if Nintendo actually produced way more of all their bullshit than is obvious and just scalped them themselves on ebay for 6x the asking price. I mean, why not, you fucking retards lap it up.

The transdimensional space jews that came up with Skylanders and all that happy horseshit deserve only the deepest hell for the damage they've potentially done to the industry.

>But you don't have to buy them, anon, and besides, most of those games are for faggot babbys!

Yeah, and they're taking resources away from making real games and raising generations of little faggots who happily spend six fucking thousand dollars on Diablo 3's even more retarded kissing cousin.

Nintendo is just jumping on that bandwagon but they get the Nintenyearolds carwling out of the woodwork to defend them and buy the stupid shit.

I hope this Battlefront 2/Destiny 2 fiasco crashes the industry, I really do.

We need to burn the chaff away so next generation's harvest isn't so full of parasites trying to tell us they're added features and that we should be happy we have any wheat at all while the rest of the shit eating tribe just keeps shoveling their diseased ergot bread down their throat calling me a stuck up asshole for not wanting to fry my brain to the point that I also believe it's an ambrosial meal.

Anyway, fuck Nintendo.

>>13870738

So long as there are 6 year olds with mommy's cell phone flooding the market with blind downloads, there will be ignorant game developers mass producing apps for ad revenue.

I don't do mobile gayming much, but having played Pocket Camp for a few days, I'm reminded of things that just really irk me about mobile games. When based on existing games and IPs, they give off this mechanical uncanny valley vibe to me. The game may have similar play, but the way mechanics are changed and mutated to fit the target audience and platform makes everything feel really disjointed and awkward.

>expecting a mobile game to not be shit

Mate, you missed the niggering point. A mobile game doesn't have to be good, hell, being good wastes money and time that they don't need to waste. It IS a cashgrab, point blank, because that's what it was always meant to be.

Animal Crossing on Switch or 3DS, they have to be at least solid games, because they want to sell those platforms. To sell a console, you need games, so investing in making actual quality content is a good idea. But they don't need to sell phones, they don't get anything out of that. They just need to make a tedious game with some microtransactions and hope that they make some shekels off of it.

Hell, why would they put out a proper AC game on mobile phones for free? That'd cannibalize sales of the Switch game.

If you honestly expected any of Nintendo's mobile games, or any mobile games at all, to be anything more than cashgrabs, you're a fucking idiot. That was never the intention.

>>13870729

>crying about amiibos

>when they already tried this shit with the e-reader

The time is now perfect for the goyim to willingly bleed shekels.

I have never played an Animal Crossing game but I really want to bully Isabelle.

>>13879272

She deserves it.