2d3a1a No.13854726
>Finally try Dragons Dogma
>Hire other players pawns
>Always the biggest, fattest women or
>Twin tailed, flat chested, hyper hipped lolis
Games pretty good i guess.
3d1e8d No.13854735
>>13854726
>not rolling with three manly adventurers, masters of their vocation, crushing mythology with style
maybe this game isn't for you, friend
2d3a1a No.13854760
>>13854735
>other players pawns
If you aren rolling with Alexander Armstrong and Zangeif you don't understand MUSCLE POWER
92a106 No.13854795
>playing dragon's dogma for the humans
2d3a1a No.13854805
2d3a1a No.13854863
>>13854861
honestly it feels a LOT like a smoother fable in some regards.
aadf52 No.13854880
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>>13854863
>>13854868
If you want me to be honest, then DD feels like better skyrim because
>random giants one shot you
>60 levels later you one shot random giants
It's just one boring stat grinder, no skill involved despite all the fancy moves and climbing system you have.
You don't need any of it, you just level up, upgrade your shit and then just outdamage enemies.
It's just boring.
d41f37 No.13854886
>>13854735
>Male pawns
Those are a myth.
e29115 No.13854895
>not feeling personally insulted whenever you see a female warrior
Good goy, it's not feminism if it's fun and muh dick!
92a106 No.13854898
>>13854805
I have no regrets.
2d3a1a No.13854900
>>13854895
I bet this faglord doesn't even like Casca.
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b107b5 No.13854927
>make a tall buff elf girl
>no one notices her
1bfd9b No.13854941
>>13854805
Did someone call for scalies?
2d3a1a No.13854964
>>13854941
I'M TELLING YOUR DAD
b01ecf No.13854983
>>13854895
>Implying fetishized qt pawns equal feminazi
20f170 No.13855009
>>13854880
>You don't need any of it, you just level up, upgrade your shit and then just outdamage enemies. it's just boring
t. subhuman
tell me, faggot, which game exactly doesn't have this shit? if you want to blame the retarded leveling system that destroys every aspect of difficulty in almost every game then please go ahead. Just don't bash this game because of that, when you could blame every other game in this matter, especially the fucking jrpg's or whatever cunt came up with this retarded idea.
>>13854941
kys tbh fam
c34b30 No.13855027
>>13854941
>hotglued dragon
Well damn.
aadf52 No.13855041
>>13855009
Dark Souls.
Duh.
8429ae No.13855051
>>13855041
>Dark souls
>When you can upgrade weapons
3349dd No.13855093
>>13855041
In dark souls, your damage output is entirely determined by your weapons. The gargoyle boss was meant to gate you if you didn't upgrade your weapon enough.
2d3a1a No.13855131
>>13855093
>That fucking anon the other day playing it on his xbone thinking being a cleric meant he had to kill it with force and firebombs
20f170 No.13855157
>>13855041
Even in dark souls you'll encounter this, though i agree it's much better than in other games, actually, it's the only game that gets this right.
Maybe Nier: fatass but that's all.
a4f113 No.13855167
>>13855009
Blame Gary Gygax I guess.
aadf52 No.13855174
>>13855051
>>13855157
You can't one shot fucking giants either way.
It's balanced unlike DD or Skyrim.
77f464 No.13855218
20f170 No.13855233
>>13855174
>You can't one shot fucking giants either way.
That doesn't matter. the thing here is that leveling up in general is a flawed system and will fuck up the difficulty either way, be it over the top like in DD or minimal like in DS. Unless there would be some sort of forced levelcap which the devs would build the difficulty around.
aadf52 No.13855257
2d3a1a No.13855307
>>13855218
Like, rate and subscribe fgt.
9dc96c No.13855356
>ara and lolis
A cultured gentlemen of fine taste, I see
2d3a1a No.13855360
>>13855356
>loli is never a mage
>always heavy weapons fighter.
c5e342 No.13855369
>>13855356
>loli
>giant chin
>wears more makeup than a cheap whore
How do you even get such shitty taste
b11b16 No.13855398
>>13855356
Did they fix cloth physics yet?
ead167 No.13855428
>>13854941
>first (((dragon)))
oy vey don't touch muh shekels
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5eab5f No.13855506
>>13854726
>OP's pic happens all the time between players on Dragons Dogma Online
>West will never know the simple pleasure of carrying your fussing foster daughter to bed because it is well past her bedtime
7b8aa1 No.13855519
>finally decided to play some more DD
>hire other pawns
>looks like normal lads and gals
>some masked, some with head armor
Offline pretty good i guess.
8c3beb No.13855575
>not keeping a loli around to feed to the dragons
f7e40f No.13855603
>>13854900
She's used goods.
84bfbb No.13858103
>finally play Dragon's Dogma for the first time
>quest says i need to get through the mines
>travel through mines with little to few problems killing bandits all around with almost no effort
>meet my very first Ogre with a female in my party
>mfw
b957e9 No.13858153
>>13858103
>Quest says to go somewhere through the mines
>Completely gloss over the text saying that I should go through the mines
>Instead take the long way around
>Fight bandits
>Fight goblins
>Fight saurians
>Fight off a gryphon
>Fight and barely beat a chimera
>Night time comes
>Fight more bandits and goblins
>Accidentally stumble upon a fucking dragon and be chased by said dragon a long fucking distance
>Rest in some camp
>Walk some more
>Reach where I was supposed to go
Time skip
>Now pretty much ready for endgame shit
>"Oh shit, there are mines here!"
>Go through mines and absent-mindedly kill ogres with my woman PC and loli pawn
d15781 No.13858155
>>13858103
>not meeting your first ogre while being the only female in your party
e6571c No.13858176
>>13855360
>Play loli sorcerer accompanied by big girl fighter pawn during my first run
>Pawn can't carry me around
Shit.
>>13855506
Cute.
>West will never know the joy and thrill of punching the shit out of everything; covering enemies in crystals and finishing them off by detonating them
828543 No.13858217
>>13858176
I heard DDO was pretty bad. What did you like/dislike about it?
40cef3 No.13861367
>>13854886
Not how I use em!
d2a68d No.13861494
>Politely dismiss Anon's pawns from a long time ago
>Grab and kick own pawn into the brine
>Travel as a lone assassin
Still can't get Cursed Light from Weapons Lv. 2 though, what a goddamn annoyance.
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de17bd No.13861522
>>13855519
I've been considering playing DD:DA, but I always play games offline. Would you recommend it?
de17bd No.13861557
>>13861555
That's a leech, you silly goose.
886503 No.13861562
e29115 No.13861573
>year 6
>I'm still pretending that 90% of DD isn't fighting wolves and goblins
>9.9% is fighting giants and chimeras
>0.1% all other monsters combined
The astounding variety of the gameplay is what keeps me glued to this gaem
27ca0c No.13861574
>tfw my DD save file died somewhere with my old fat-ps3
>sure i could just boot up the PC version now but I know i'll just try to remake the characters i did already
healsluts GO HOME
d2a68d No.13861582
>>13861574
there's a mod to remove the watermarks, you know.
27ca0c No.13861588
>>13861582
those are old ps3 screenshots unfortunately
97c596 No.13861639
>play Dragon's Dogma
>get so unbelievably bored within the first hour and get stuck with an annoying pawn that I just flat-up give up the game after throwing villagers and pawn off of a cliff
a8cac9 No.13862059
>he doesn't like twin tails flat chests
f1b0ce No.13862129
someone post templates for qt girls
3c8591 No.13865935
>>13855356
Dragons Dogma is literally mother and daughter simulator.
2a7daa No.13865941
>>13861522
I played the GoG release, which is pretty much like playing it offline. You'll be missing the pawns other people make but for the most part it is fine, you just might not have as many rift crystals as you should until you reach the later part of the game which won't gimp you all that much.
974bc9 No.13866213
>playing DD for the first time
>lvl 10, first time to the capital
>accept all quests from the quest board without reading them
>when I go out of the inn, I notice that there's some dude following me
>apparently I accepted a quest to escort Reynard to the Greatwall encampment
>sure, it looks like it's kinda far away but how difficult can it be?
>mfw I finally got to the encampment after sneaking past or killing chimeras, bandits that killed me in 2 hits and the undead, and after shooting a cyclops with a bow for literally over 30 minutes before it finally died
6897ce No.13866230
>>13866213
Headshot, damnit. That wet squelch when an arrow hits the eye is enough to make anyone's day.
974bc9 No.13866270
>>13866230
I did but he had a helmet. And after it finally broke (I had no idea how to efficiently break armor back then) it still took me about 10 minutes to finish it off by eyeshotting him.
982c20 No.13866721
>only one screenshot in entire thread and its loli looks like a trap
5b9189 No.13866778
>>13866213
>>Greatwall Encampment
I did the exact same fucking thing.
>beautiful forest—OH SHIT BANDI—OOOHHH SHIT CYCLOPS!!
>get on top of rock, whipping the back of the busy cyclops with lightning whip as pawns handle bandits, feeling fucking awesome
>get to mountain, run into some more bandits, get my ass whooped a few times
>make it up to the part with the Chimera while climbing up the mountain
>die, die, die, die
>FFFFFFFF run past everything until I run into a cyclops and some MORE BANDITS
>run past that until find gated castle
>"FUCK THIS, FUCK THIS FUCK THIS, COMING THROUGH!!"
>jump off the battlements and levitate down, barely surviving, have no idea how the escort managed to get there still alive
>second Fucking Chimera comes running at me
>run into a swamp, nightime, a fucking LICH spawns and begins to summon dozens of skeletons
>NOPE NOPE NOPE
>black sludge with hobgoblins raping my shit
I have no fucking idea how I actually managed to complete that quest, but the rewards were delicious. Those merchants at the Encampment have some of the best gear in the game, iirc.
83cd1c No.13866850
>>13855131
>Being a cleric with Force and Firebombs
>Not bumrushing past the drake, joining the covenant and Using lightning spears on them
God that guy can't even cleric right
96099b No.13866867
>not going full bara team
f8cd92 No.13866888
>mfw having to farm Lv. 3 Bitterblack Weapons and Armor
>mfw they only drop from Matt Daimon, Death, and specific chests
>mfw I 2nd tier armors are rare as fuck
>mfw even if I do get them, I have to upgrade every single one of them
I just want my gear so I can train my pawn without any hassles.
96099b No.13866928
>changed vocation to whizzard and went into the forest
>run across a golem
>forgot to pack an archistaff
>climb on that niggers back and punch him out instead
e4aa16 No.13866996
>>13855174
https://www.hooktube.com/watch?v=ALEIx7b7iUg
Dark Souls: Low Level One Shot Boss Challenge (Part 2) - Everything possible before Quelaag
The bosses in Dark Souls are generally giants.
6de48f No.13866997
>>13866928
Didn't someone make a Senator Armstrong edit of that guy?
e4aa16 No.13867046
>>13866996
Nevermind. It goes up to part 5 being him one shotting every boss in the game.
732761 No.13868189
>>13866778
My story is similar except I didn't accept any quests yet, and I went to the Shadow Fort. I just went exploring and plopped one of those bind points there because it was so far away, and like hell I was going to attempt that run again. Especially when I encountered both a chimera and a dragon.
Then the various escorts were super easy because I just teleported. Unfortunately, the trigger point for completing the escorts is a bit in front of the Shadow Fort's door, and since the escort didn't complete I assumed I had to go inside. I failed my first escort.
ae4845 No.13868224
>>13868189
>that pic
Man I kind of liked Dragon's Dogma more pre-BBI at low/mid levels. At the end you're wearing some blood red Satan armor with spikes and skulls and twisted devil hand staves and shit, and the only attack worth using EVER is the basic charged light attack. Lower levels were more interesting, felt like a real wizard traveling with my companions wearing simple hemp robes and cloaks, and casting every spell I have available to get every little advantage I could.
3c8591 No.13868657
You know I am dreading the day Dragons Dogma Online makes it way to the West. I know half of /v/ will be aras and lolis, and the other half will be a wandering band of /fit/ and /fabulous/ body builders intent of wrestling every monster they come across to death with their fists
681809 No.13868670
>>13868189
Thats why I switch to magick archer or mystick knight once I get to bbi
732761 No.13868766
>>13868224
I still looked reasonable by the end. I didn't go crazy on the gear farming, as I've had enough of that from my MMO days. I got lucky with the staff drop early on in BBI. It was one of my first items.
I dabbled with the other classes, but most of my playthrough was as a spell user. At some point I'll replay it on hard mode and online, but I don't know what class I'd like to try. Maybe Magick Archer. I'm guessing the heavier armor is full spikes and things?
fc2a95 No.13868995
af8bc2 No.13870629
>>13855356
Why is she not an archer or a mage? 4/10, not enough Scarlet Kisses or Anodyne
4e70f4 No.13870731
>>13854886
All the ones I've found were joke monstrosities man should never have made. Or Jews.
f5636f No.13870980
>>13855174
>It's balanced unlike DD or Skyrim.
I get the impression you're more upset that your suspension of disbelief was shattered. If Giants are mid-tier enemies then by game logic there isn't anything wrong with being able to one-shot them later.
c3fcf8 No.13871343
Less talking, more cute pawn posting
5a89fc No.13871389
>>13854760
>>13854735
Does anyone else play Bear Force One when using muscle wizard groups?
ae4845 No.13871766
>>13868766
Nah the spikes and skulls were all part of the BBI mage set. You can't really escape it. The heavier stuff was even worse, especially that ridiculously oversized Immortal's Helm. Hard Mode is fun as fuck though, screw all that grinding for cash just kill some goblins.
298160 No.13873043
>tfw for reasons unbeknownst to me I made a mad dash for the golden idol quest from new game + just so Madeline would give me more female armour options
Don't know why, but I really wanted to see how she would look in a skirt when I changed her hip size. pawn has a really meaty ass and I love it. Also, fuck the hydra head escort quest.
01638f No.13875146
>>13873043
>meaty ass
I want to make it bigger
608820 No.13876606
>>13866997
I was just thinking that's Armstrong himself.
bd026d No.13878971
>>13858217
Not him, but I played it a bit a year ago.
Of course, everyone being Nip while you cannot into Nip hampers the experience (although there are short events where up to 8 players can participate; those were pretty fun!), but as for the game itself…
I mean, it's not *bad*; it's just very underwhelming if you've played DD:DA and expected it to be on par. The gameplay and controls are mostly the same, albeit watered down a little (although some of the new classes and skills are pretty cool). It just doesn't feel as nice.
You can't mix Vocations anymore (although Attunements are still a thing), you rather level each Vocation independently—which is lame on one hand, but on the other it gives experienced players a reason to play together with newbies whenever they start back at Level 1 on a new Vocation. To make up for that, they got some jack-of-all-trades skills that mimic similar skills from DD:DA classes.
Again, it's not bad at all, but doesn't feel as fun as DD:DA.
The biggest shortcoming however is the asthetics and the game world. DD:DA drew me in with its incredibly tasteful mixture of low-fantasy aesthetics, “realistic” Greek mythological figures, believable characters, mediterranean environment, etc.. DDON is just a generic high fantasy world with themed areas but without any particular charme, and all the NPCs look like 3D anime characters. (I purposely made a low-key character like in DD:DA, but he actually stands out by looking too ordinary.)
That said, I'd still play it again in a heartbeat if it got an official English release.
bd026d No.13878997
>>13878971
>You can't mix Vocations anymore (although Attunements are still a thing), you rather level each Vocation independently
(By which I mean that rather than having your character level up independently of your Vocational ranks, your character level and his states depend on whatever Vocation is active. So if you have Fighter Level. 30 and Alchemist Level 10, when while you're a Fighter your level is 30 and your stats are a Fighter's at level 30, and if you switch to Alchemist your level goes down to 10 and your stats change as well.)
bd026d No.13879049
>>13878997
Pawns (of which you can make up to three per character now) are retarded (utterly, utterly retarded; a major downgrade from DD:DA) and their main use now is being placed into the workshop so they can craft new gear for you. Which is fair enough, given that you're supposed to play with other players.
You can trade raw materials through an in-game marketplace, which is pretty nifty; there's also a room you can craft furniture for after getting certain achievements, where you can then chill with your chosen Pawn-waifu.
You better get character creation right the first time, by the way, because accessing the editor again (for your pawns, too) costs ~$5 :^)
I only played a few Grand Missions with randoms and wenti hunting with someone from 4chan /vg/ once or so, but the multiplayer was fun enough and makes tackling large enemies a lot more feasible.
7a8e06 No.13879695
I've most likely beat this game a few times year ago, the only thing I couldn't stand was
I never got the ending with romancing the she-goat, I even went out of my way helping no one besides her and still got the innkeeper as my beloved
>tfw no Casca ripoff with a thick french accent to rescue from a dragon who also stole your heart, in more ways than one
abb4a9 No.13880036
>>13878971
>DD:DA
>low-fantasy aesthetics
Did I miss something because DD, from what I've seen seen has struck me as High-Fantasy since it has a many different fantasy creatures and its magic can be pretty big.
5195c9 No.13880089
>>13880036
It is in terms of environmental design and characters that aren't PCs.
984ce5 No.13880114
>>13854795
That's just the manifestation of a past Arisen anon. Not actually a dragon.
5cd655 No.13880153
>>13879695
in dark arisen (and in all PC versions, since they include it) conversations don't raise affection anymore, only stuff you do after you select an NPC, so it becomes basically impossible to accidentally get the innkeep or armorer as your beloved
abb4a9 No.13880343
>>13880153
>impossible to accidentally get the innkeep or armorer as your beloved
Lame, would've been fun to see if all my work beat that.
ae4845 No.13881337
>>13880153
Well shit, I was wondering why I didn't need to keep killing that damn innkeep when I got DA on PC. Mercedes was the first character I really liked, but I don't know if I've been hanging around /pol/ too much or what but I just don't care for her or her dark skin anymore. In the end the only one I liked was my pawn.
4ade9d No.13883689
>>13855157
From one of the faggots that bought the black box edition and thinks the game is 11/10 perfection made real, no.
Auto tomato's two biggest flaws are the dlc hook doors (SHIT SQUARE ENIX) and the fact that leveling trivializes the game, and there's not enough ways to nerf your damage so that enemies are still fun to fight later on and bosses don't turn into cakewalks just by your level.
03525e No.13883697
>>13883689
How was the artbook? Considering getting it over the holidays.
05f105 No.13884274
Have 500 hours played and ran out of things to do
What I've tried
>BBi only challenge from level 4
>dll hook mod ignore vacation to equip skills and weapons
Any ideas?Don't want to play solo because pawns make the game more enjoyable
4f8b9a No.13895747
any good mods for DD:DA? Into Free Menu is a given, but I'm talking more graphical/technical.