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File: 93c0735ee5700b8⋯.png (115.63 KB, 310x174, 155:87, Sally_Face.png)

1d40eb No.13822413

Sally Face, the pointless cliffhanger story.

I played this one through, it was maybe one hour long, and it was really worth it. It's not worth any money though, don't get me wrong, this is wayyy too little of content to call even an episode. But there was enough good in it for making this thread.

Serious spoilers ahead

==The spoilers are pointless, because there is no point.==

What's not to like?

It's short (one to two hours absolute maximum), the writing style is boring (mainly just dialogue/inner monologue of Sally Face), it's episodic (propably not going to get a real ending ever), the story is too convoluted and messy to be ever actually good. Worst thing though is how little is in this "first episode", there is quite literally nothing here. Everything is left as an unsolved mystery. Obviously intentionally

What's to like then?

I like the art and the music, the setting and characters are pretty good. Even the weakest character, that is sadly Sal (Sally Face), is fairly likable. Kids act like stupid kids, and talk like stupid kids. I'm not sure what year it is in this game, but most chars feel like real humans, and that goes a long way, even if the writing is not the best. Last, but not least, best ponyfags "inches from epiphany moment".

But what I hated the most was the cliffhanger galore, things that just didn't get explained at all:

-Black wraith shits, ghosts or hallucinations?

-Zombie kid in the bathroom?

-Sals mothers death?

-Sals face problem?

-Sals father?

-Sals personality problems

-Framing story of Sal being accused of murder. Maybe late teens or 25ish?

-Mr. Tea Party?

-Fat kid, Chubby or whatever, saw ghosts. Why and how, and is it related?

-Metal kid knows something, but it's left to the next episodes, of course it is.

Don't buy or play this game. Buy it if it ever gets finished. It might be really good.

17fdab No.13822444

File: e80130b966fe4b3⋯.mp4 (6.33 MB, 640x360, 16:9, didn't_read.mp4)


7a2eb3 No.13822445

>>13822413

Torrent or GTFO


1d40eb No.13822526

File: 261c3d227e1c9a8⋯.png (1.67 MB, 888x1111, 888:1111, Epiphany_of_a_Ponyfag.png)

>>13822444

Great mp4. I bet you encoded that yourself. Good job anon, you rock.

>>13822445

This is not a share thread or a shill thread. Maybe you can get the fuck out to Hitler thread and find a pirate link there?

Why is the share thread a Hitler thread now?

Pic. Is the Epiphany of a ponyfucker. It was the only great moment in the game.


7a2eb3 No.13822531

>>13822526

If you are going to shill some indie trash game you are expected to post a torrent.


1a5188 No.13822570

Here, since faggot OP couldn't even be bothered.

magnet:?xt=urn:btih:9ada0383f591eca9091278c0fe8153a27546ede6


1d40eb No.13822604

File: 35ce8f89e2c2e78⋯.png (6.45 MB, 2181x2062, 2181:2062, Dolphin_Love.png)

>>13822531

Did you even read the OP? Seriously asking?

>>13822570

Thanks random anon. Sally Face is not worth anyones time though. It's short and kinda shit. I hope your link is not dolphin porn again.


7a2eb3 No.13822725

>>13822604

Reverse psychology is still psychology.


06c345 No.13822823

>>13822604

>no one should buy this shit game that no one knows about

>better tell everyone about the game and how they should absolutely not buy it

Yeah, right. Fuck off.


1d40eb No.13822938

File: 9edf679155d01d1⋯.png (243.46 KB, 444x555, 4:5, Nagisa_Face.png)

>>13822725

Sure. You know how human mind works because you did that one college course where you talked about feelings. College kids, not even with a rented logic.

>>13822823

Yeah, well fuck you too. So how would you make a thread about shitty indie game without falling to your "fuck off" category? Can you do it? Or are you full of shit? I bet my money that you are full of shit. Prove me wrong.

Pic. about the creative flare. So original.


5b6452 No.13823147

>>13822526

>binding of isaac

>ass creed or probably rogue

>ponies

>freddy fazbear combined with mario

is this it? beavis and butthead artstyle/gross out looking point a click game?


1d40eb No.13823307

File: 2be3034e0ea9b5e⋯.png (637.3 KB, 911x666, 911:666, Teslagrad_enviromental_sto….png)

>>13823147

It's not even a "point and click". It's just a "walk and use game". Unity hates me being framerate fluctuating glitchy asshole, so I can't capture video for some reason, but there are a few (exactly 2) good parts I would have loved to make a webm from. Sadly I cannot.

I was really disappointed how little game there where, and then it just suddenly ended with massive cliffhangers. I fucking hate that. I'm going to wait until this is a full story, maybe 5 years from now.

I know this is like the constant echo in /v/ but:

Wait until it's finished. Seriously, right now it's just going to piss you off.

Pic. unrelated. I have no more stuff on Sally, so have some postmodern-enviromental storytelling in the game Teslagrad.


736b58 No.13823573

>>13822938

>how would you make the thread

He said it in the first post. If you want to prove you're not a shill post a torrent.


06c345 No.13824156

File: f7ef8bf82cb0c1d⋯.jpg (158.05 KB, 855x1034, 855:1034, f7ef8bf82cb0c1dce22a25f56a….jpg)

>>13822938

>So how would you make a thread about shitty indie game without falling to your "fuck off" category?

I'd only make a thread for a fun game, tell people why it's fun and leave a download link so people can play by themselves and get their own opinions on it.

This isn't a review site, much less your shilling ground. You don't just fucking come in here, tell people not to play the game but "buy it once it comes out" as if your objective opinion on the game was the only thing that mattered and people shouldn't play the game before buying.

tl;dr GTFO shill




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