d5e487 No.13820225
Never forget what 2K made TRS do.
Never forget their butchery.
Never forget that TRS Dindu Nuffin.
Never forget that 2K literally didn't even allow them to fix their own fucking game.
97702b No.13820251
>>13820225
L4D was never good. L4D2 was never good. So it stands to reason that Evolve was never going to be good either. TRS has a shittier track record than nu-bioware.
3f763d No.13820258
I don't know, turtle rock always seemed pretty damn proud of evolve during the whole ordeal.
>>13820251
Upvoted, fellow badass.
d5e487 No.13820260
>>13820251
>L4D was never good.
Correct
>L4D2 was never good.
Correct
>Evolve was never going to be good either.
Incorrect. Sabotage by a publisher trying to be EA prevents the game from seeing it's true limelite.
dd293c No.13820261
never forget that TRS decided to sign with 2K in the first place
e6467f No.13820263
>>13820251
Hey woah. Evolve was bad, but it wasn't andromeda bad.
d5e487 No.13820267
>>13820258
Yes, proud of evolve. But not of the publisher. They hated them from the get-go and their own forums and announcements made this VERY clear from the get-go.
>>13820261
>never forget that TRS decided to sign with 2K in the first place
WRONG.
cbd101 No.13820270
>>13820251
give me one reason either left 4 dead was bad.
dd293c No.13820272
>>13820267
tell us how it was then Mr. Shill, how 2K forced them to sign with them at gunpoint
97702b No.13820273
>>13820260
It was yet another "asymmetrical competitive" meme game from the beginning. Can you find me even one of those that's good?
>>13820263
(patched) Andromeda is a significantly better game than Evolve, and it's still 5/10 at best.
d5e487 No.13820299
>>13820272
Do you remember nothing of THQ's bankrupcy?
e6467f No.13820307
>>13820273
>patched andromeda better than anything
Impossible. What you speak of is sheer madness wrought by the feeble minded.
47f147 No.13820323
>>13820225
>Never forget that TRS Dindu Nuffin.
Sure, singles guy.
d5e487 No.13820326
>>13820273
Can you find one of them that's legitimately bad and not just because it was subject to a shit opinion?
dd293c No.13820331
>>13820299
you're right, i forgot. Switch everything i say with THQ then, remember the heavy handed e-sport shilling? the $10 per monster? the almost non existent content at launch? the shit performance? they did this to themselves
97702b No.13820338
>>13820326
The logical conclusion to your argument is that nothing is bad or good, and that everything is subjective, and if that's what you think, why even post?
d5e487 No.13820346
>>13820331
>Did this to themselves
>What is a Publisher?
>What is THQ going out of buisness?
>What is being outrageously outbid on the contract for your OWN GAME?
>What is fighting for the consumer base; eventually managing to talk 2k down from the greater shitstorm that would of been Paid Maps+Modes instead of a F2P-from-the-get-go-as-TRS-wanted-and-intended base game and paid characters, and unable to do anything
They didn't do this to themselves. 2K did.
d5e487 No.13820354
>>13820338
So you don't actually have an answer and are just shitposting? Wunderbar.
97702b No.13820365
>>13820354
Your deliberate use of the qualifier "legitimately bad" sets you up with the ability to hand-wave away any criticism as "illegitimate".
cbd101 No.13820370
>>13820365
And you're handwaving everything he says as ultimately pointless. You realize there are legitimate and illegitimate criticisms right? Saying "it's shit" is illegitimate. You need to back that up.
d5e487 No.13820376
>>13820346
>>13820331
Oh and before I forget
>heavy handed e-sports shilling
2K's doing too. They gutted the open-ended multiple-planet exploration-and-hunting game into a fucking MoBrawler Esport Shitfest.
See: Metamorphosis.
>>13820365
>I've got nothing left, I'll just call him a faggot!
>>13820370
This.
dd293c No.13820422
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
>>13820346
yes they did
What are options
What are options
It's not your game when the publisher owns the IP
>Talking down a publisher from using a money grabbing system for another money grabbing system
>Shitstorm for an already dead game at that time
holy fuck, are you at least being paid for this shit?
>>13820376
It was there since day 1, THQ's call
d5e487 No.13820432
>>13820270
Boring linear corridor shooters that you run from point a to point b whilst wasting ammo on zombies that die in one hit while only one weak ass "BOSS" zombie that dies in like three spawns in and then repeat
versus
non-linear hunting game where you have to predict where the player-controlled ACTUALLY-A-BOSS monster that can take some hits. Failure to do this will result in chasing it around like the shit baddie you are.
433d60 No.13820434
>>13820225
tbh if it had been 1 monster + team of tiny monsters vs 1 anti-monster + team of hunters, it would have been pretty fucking awesome.
Also, when it was ftp the half monster, half muslim hoe was kinda fun to use.
97702b No.13820446
>>13820370
>And you're handwaving everything he says as ultimately pointless
I pointed out his manipulative wording, nothing more, nothing less.
>You realize there are legitimate and illegitimate criticisms right?
Who is the arbiter of what is legitimate or illegitimate? Give me an honest answer to that question.
>Saying "it's shit" is illegitimate
Illegitimate to whom? Again, who is given the honor of making these distinctions? This is a really basic concept when debating, and I'm genuinely surprised you don't understand it. If I open with: "Give me legitimate reasons for why Pizza is good, and not just subject to shit opinions", where the fuck can that conversation even go? As I have declared myself the arbiter of legitimacy, I'll just declare every reason you give "illegitimate".
>>13820376
>I've got nothing left, I'll just strawman him about something he never said!
Cute.
9c481c No.13820450
>>13820251
>L4D was never good. L4D2 was never good.
Back to neptunia, weebcuck
d5e487 No.13820458
>>13820422
>I'm just pretending to be retarded so I'll repost this same fucking meme video without backing up anything I've said!
Faggot.
>What are options
They didn't have any.
>What are options
They didn't have any.
>It's not your game when the publisher owns the IP
Exactly my point.
>It was there since day 1, THQ's call
Nope.
https://talk.turtlerockstudios.com/t/the-development-of-evolve/
>>13820434
>He doesn't know about Metamorphosis
You poor soul. Such things were actually planned before 2K fucked them.
I don't think Kala was an actual muslim though. She looked more indian/japanese, and that seemed to be more of a cowl-but-its-just-a-hood. There was no religious reason for the head covering.
F2P version was fucking garbage with zero content though.
>>13820446
>comically missing the point.
>>13820450
But he's right. The only reason it was deemed good or did well is because it had Valve Fanboys.
cbd101 No.13820483
>>13820446
>Who is the arbiter of what is legitimate or illegitimate?
Basic argumentative reasoning.
>>13820458
>The only reason it was deemed good or did well is because it had Valve Fanboys.
>he says as he rabidly fanboys TRS
>>13820450
funny you should say that.
d5e487 No.13820490
>>13820483
>Proving his point perfectly
>Implying TRS did anything wrong when they were barred from working on their own game with an insane patch cycle of only being allowed a single patch every three months and not being allowed to actively patch and fix it.
cbd101 No.13820494
>>13820490
>Proving his point perfectly
We have IDs here you know.
d5e487 No.13820505
>>13820494
WHAT'S YOUR
P-P-POI-POIN-POINT!
cbd101 No.13820509
>>13820505
You said his point, when referring to yourself. You are trying hard to same fag.
97702b No.13820516
>>13820483
>>13820494
Hopefully you now see that I had him correctly pegged as a bullshitter.
d07192 No.13820520
>sign a deal with the devil
>act surprised when you get a pitchfork up the ass
At least they weren't as dumb as the Titanfall faggots who sold out to EA of all companies.
d5e487 No.13820543
>>13820509
>He's not pretending, he's legitimately retarded.
I'm sorry.
>>13820520
>sign a deal with the devil
>act surprised when you get a pitchfork up the ass
More like
>Sign a deal with the closest thing to a gaming god
>Said god gets skullfucked due to not being a filthy fucking kike.
>Forced to work with the devil due to a contract
They didn't have a choice.
d07192 No.13820553
>>13820543
THQ was always greedy kikes. Don't let nostalgia blind you. They failed for a reason.
d5e487 No.13820556
>>13820553
And when the fuck was this, supposedly? Everybody knows they failed not because of being greedy kikes- they failed because of blithering incompetence and spending millions on shit nobody wanted, like a fucking thinkpad.
cbd101 No.13820559
>>13820543
>I've been found out
>I'll call him a retard
And you got mad at the other anon for spewing non arguments.
d5e487 No.13820566
>>13820559
>You said his point, when referring to yourself. You are trying hard to same fag.
>>13820483
>>13820450
>>13820559
Like I said, you're a fucking retard.
d07192 No.13820569
>>13820556
How is chasing the peripheral trend not the kikiest thing ever? Especially when it cost them their very company. The Wii and Rockband happened, they smelled money with their kike noses and it lead them into the ground.
d5e487 No.13820582
>>13820569
Last I recall; THQ was banking all of it's money on Darksiders 2 to sustain it and keep it afloat whilst Then-Metamorphosis was being finished.
Naturally; 2K snapped it up and rushed it the fuck out within a year, despite people's complaints that it needed to be worked on more.
cbd101 No.13820591
>>13820566
That's not proving his point at all, he's saying that only weebcucks don't like l4d, and I posted a pic of weebs actively playing it.
d5e487 No.13820595
>>13820591
Then I'll settle for "we're both retarded"
d07192 No.13820639
>>13820582
Maybe you forgot about the travesty that was Company of Heroes 2. Even in this age of lockboxes I haven't seen another company jewish enough to lock in-game abilities behind a paywall with their bullshit commanders. Granted I pay very little attention to those games
d5e487 No.13820651
>>13820639
That makes both of us then. I had no intrest in COH2 due to it's setting.
aea20d No.13820713
>>13820273
>It was yet another "asymmetrical competitive" meme game from the beginning. Can you find me even one of those that's good?
Confirmed newfag.
147a52 No.13820736
>>13820270
>>13820450
It's pretty hard to point out the flaws of a corridor game where you shoot paper thin enemies with the weakest sounding guns in history, while you have terminator levels of health and ammo, with your only weakness being somewhat stronger zombies that hold you down just so they could add the most shoehorned "teamwork" in existence aka waiting for your teammates to save you, with the only real threat out of all of the enemies being the tank which appears like twice which still has the Achilles heel of moltoving and kiting it.
0c9905 No.13820745
>>13820273
>It was yet another "asymmetrical competitive" meme game from the beginning. Can you find me even one of those that's good?
Nigger asymmetrical setups are the best shit in every multiplayer game, symmetry makes things completely fair and even but it's also more boring
d5e487 No.13820809
>>13820745
This.
>>13820736
This.
Evolve was NOTHING like L4d. Faggots need to stop parroting the "its just l4d's tank" meme; Only the Goliath is remotely similar; and the only similarities is that it throws rocks.
d47219 No.13820863
lmao op kill yourself
and check em too
fc570d No.13820875
I tried this game for free. It was shit. The very concept was bad. You chase a sneaky monster that roams around feeding, you don't find it, the monster goes 3rd stage, the monster wins. It's a walking simulation with some shooting sequences.
Even the "campaign mode" got old fast. Everything is always one sided, one way or the other.
TRS should be thankful somebody greenlit this shitty game.
d63fb7 No.13820882
>>13820863
>3 off
How embarrassing.
d5e487 No.13820886
>>13820875
>>13820875
>Being a shitter
Of course it's going to be bad.
73df41 No.13820932
>>13820736
>Molotoving a tank while kiting it
Kill yourself, retard, even if you're too stupid to succeed at least keep trying.
d5e487 No.13820948
>>13820932
>Molotoving a tank while kiting it
So you're admitting to having never played the game? Because that's exactly what you did. That was the only strategy. Throw a molotov at it and then don't get hit.
5ee2e5 No.13820951
does anyone have a single fact to back up op's claims?
19c170 No.13820962
>>13820225
Do we need this fucking thread every 3-4 days? No one but you actually cares about this game, faggot.
d5e487 No.13820964
>>13820951
It's not exactly hard to find.
d5e487 No.13820965
>>13820962
Yes, actually. Until Take-Two is ashes and the game is the success it should of been, I shall never relent.
000000 No.13820972
5ee2e5 No.13820976
>>13820964
the burden of proof is on (you)
d5e487 No.13820985
>>13820976
>Being a lazy cunt
I'm not going to fucking google it for you.
I'm not going to fucking link the forums again.
I'm not going to give you common fucking sense.
6b296d No.13820998
The game was fun when it went f2p and before they added the cash shop
>used to play 2 matches everyday after work since for some reason relieved me of some stress
>was actually pretty fun to play
>had enough coins to unlock all characters but was saving them mostly for new skin releases
>cash shop drops
>lose half of my coins and character prices double
>unable to buy shit now
>quit game and uninstalled
5ee2e5 No.13821005
>>13820985
so you don't have any proof? got it
d5e487 No.13821020
>>13821005
No, I'm just not going to enable a fucking landwhale.
d5e487 No.13821035
>>13820998
F2P version was pretty shit though, all things considered.
>Dumbing down the gameplay from complex strategic game where everything matters; positioning, equipment, timing, wildlife buffs, etc, to a RAWRBRAWLBFRAT SMASHY BASHY of whoever shoots first and the most
>Stripping out ALL the content, leaving 4 maps and 1 mode.
>Wasting their time on piss-poor variants that go against their original design idea of discernible silhouettes at a glance, when they should of been bringing back the modes and fixing various issues; whilst putting the scanner as all-class and keeping the dome trapper
>Making trapper and teamwork fucking meaningless.
262447 No.13821056
>>13820985
Don't you make this thread once a week? Why not just bookmark the links to use in the OP.
Unless they don't exist.
d5e487 No.13821062
>>13821056
>Not enabling sausagefingers means it doesn't exist
The absolute state of amerifats.
5ee2e5 No.13821066
>>13821020
the blog you linked says nothing of your claims so obviously you have no real proof and are just going "well nothing of what I see here is in the game so clearly the publisher fucked with the game!"
d5e487 No.13821079
>>13821066
>A forum is a blog now
Are you perhaps deformed?
5ee2e5 No.13821095
>>13821079
will you ever provide proof?
dd293c No.13821099
>>13821079
>grasping at straws
>can't hold his tism and goes on an ad hominen sperg attack
>STILL can't provide proof
reply if you're butthurt
d63fb7 No.13821106
>>13820965
Isn't the development of the game over? Who will touch the game now?
>>13821099
Checked.
Oh shit, does that mean I'm butthurt?
d5e487 No.13821107
>>13821095
Will you ever stop being such a lazy beta cuckold that you can't click around on the fucking internet for five seconds?
Of course not, You and 13821099 are too young to be on this site.
b79801 No.13821114
>>13820972
Oh look, a child who doesn't know what edgy means
Try using google some time you disabled spastic
5ee2e5 No.13821132
>>13821107
>You and 13821099 are
do you not understand ids? do you not understand that if you want people to take you seriously you need to back up your claims with proof?
d5e487 No.13821138
>>13821132
>>13821132
Do you not understand you need to be at least 18 to post on this website? Enjoy your vacation.
dd293c No.13821145
>>13821106
maybe does your ass feel warm? could be one of two maybe three things
>>13821107
>You and 13821099
5ee2e5 No.13821147
>>13821138
where's the proof of your claims?
d63fb7 No.13821159
>>13821145
I don't know. I usually trust Anon's judgment when it comes to being butthurt, autistic, or other similar ailments. When all's said and done, online diagnosis is still the best.
262447 No.13821161
>>13821107
>You and 13821099
d5e487 No.13821162
>>13821147
Go fucking look for them. I'm not your personal "LET ME GOOGLE THAT FOR YOU".
>>13821106
It is; and nobody is allowed to. 2K probably destroyed everything like they planned to when they bought it for 11 million; which is pocket change to them.
Turtle Rock would still be working on it if they were legally allowed to.
The only way anybody would be able to salvage it is to reverse-engineer it and datamine.
dd293c No.13821166
>>13821147
how are you not banned? he said you're under 18, it must be true! no proof needed
d5e487 No.13821170
>>13821166
Same burden of proof of your own claims is on you; fuckboy. But you've provided none.
5ee2e5 No.13821184
>>13821162
the burden of proof is on the person who makes claims, you are making claims of this game and have thus yet provided any proof.
where is your proof? no one going to listen and believe you
>>13821166
it's ok I'm actually you who's 26 so no worries
dd293c No.13821188
>>13821170
What burden of proof? what claims? please quote them, as you're so good at it
d5e487 No.13821200
13821188
13821184
>READ THE FUCKING FORUM
READ THE FUCKING FORUM
>READ THE FUCKING FORUM
READ THE FUCKING FORUM
>READ THE FUCKING FORUM
READ THE FUCKING FORUM
>READ THE FUCKING FORUM
READ THE FUCKING FORUM
I'm not even going to give you manchildren a (You.), This is too pathetic. Grow a fucking brain.
5ee2e5 No.13821209
>>13821200
I read the blog and saw nothing of your claims, please provide some actual proof to your claims
dbaeb2 No.13821217
d5e487 No.13821234
>Blog
Fuck it. I'm not even going to number your post. The burden of reading the fucking FORUMS, is on YOU. You're so much of a fucking lazy fat cunt you can't even read some fucking text. Consider suicide.>>13821209
97702b No.13821252
>>13821107
>>13821138
>>13821200
>>13821234
>call anon out on his bullshit 2 hours ago
>leave thread
>come back and he's having a full-blown meltdown
Heheheheh.
19c170 No.13821253
>>13821200
>manchildren
>(34)
262447 No.13821255
>>13821234
But nothing anywhere on the forum corroborates your claims. It actually contradicts everything you've said. Did you think no one would actually read it?
d5e487 No.13821260
>>13821255
>contradicts everything you've said
So you haven't actually read it? Gotcha!
262447 No.13821265
>>13821260
>So you haven't actually read it?
No, I did read it. That's why I know you're a liar.
d5e487 No.13821277
>>13821265
>No, I did read it. That's why I know you're a liar.
And that's how I know YOU'RE a liar.
Literally look the fuck around on that forums. Almost every dev post states "2k was fucking shit but we have to suck their cock unless we want to be sued into oblivion and assassinated"
5ee2e5 No.13821299
>>13821234
the blog states nothing of 2k or thq fucking them over and infact thq seemed to be nothing but as helpful as possible considering when they went to present their pitch to thq their laptop died and they had to use a bloody iphone to show them their ideas, the rest of the blog is nothing more then mile stones updates with lots of artwork.
you are doing nothing but jumping to conclusions based upon what I can assume as prejudice against a publisher due to a all publishers are EA/activison/ubisoft. also THQ in the past has done nothing wrong what so ever to even give some degree of a realistic notion to your claims.
where
is
your
proof
?
262447 No.13821301
>>13821277
>no u
>assassinated
Come on man. If you're going to lie at least try and make it believable.
d5e487 No.13821309
>>13821299
>Post proof
>Mongoloid refuses to read it
>Asks for proof
>Points to proof
>Mongoloid refuses to read it.
>Post proof
>Mongoloid refuses to read it
>Asks for proof
>Points to proof
>Mongoloid refuses to read it.
>Post proof
>Mongoloid refuses to read it
>Asks for proof
>Points to proof
>Mongoloid refuses to read it.
I'm fucking done with you.
d5e487 No.13821318
>>13821301
>He doesn't know
I guess the Yakuza and other such entities don't exist!
5ee2e5 No.13821335
>>13821309
where is the proof?
what is the date of which it was posted?
why are you so against backing up your claims?
d5e487 No.13821341
>>13821335
>Only one fucking post on the entire forums exists
LOOK
AROUND
Why the fuck did I think unblocking your pathetic ass was a good idea?
dd293c No.13821344
>>13821277
>literally look
>>13821309
but anon you aren't posting any proof, you're pointing at a random direction in the air and saying "look! there it is!", sad.
>>13821318
yeah, as we all know the Yakuza operates mainly in places such as Lake Forest, California, USA.
5ee2e5 No.13821347
>>13821341
nothing in the comment section either.
where is your proof?
d5e487 No.13821351
>>13821344
>Pointing at the proof and a retard willfully ignoring it is pointing at a random direction in the air.
>Only one fucking organization like the yakuza exists.
Can you people be any more retarded? This isn't a site for children. Go back to 4kids or MSM or Twatter some retarded shit like that. Whatever the fuck it is you "lmao so edgy xddddd i love hanna montana shillary for president!" faggots are into these days.
d5e487 No.13821369
It's not my fucking fault you're too retarded to navigate a forumspace. Click the fuck out of the thread and read the other developer posts. I'm not going to fucking spoonfeed you.
Infact, that's the only REAL REASON this game failed; Faggots got mad they were bad and weren't spoonfed. Not because of a monetization "scheme" that everybody was already doing several times worse with fucking GACHA BOXES ONTOP OF IT.
Vidya forbid you actually have to learn and get good.
d5e487 No.13821381
Oh, let's not forget the "anonymous" posting of a former irrational dev explicitly pointing out the corporate meddling with Evolve.
d5e487 No.13821389
dd293c No.13821397
dd293c No.13821400
>>13821397
inb4
> i don't know fucking google it it's out there!!
d5e487 No.13821403
I hope these faggots realize using a proxy is a bannable offense
7db664 No.13821405
>>13821369
You are the most deluded person I've met in a good long while. Let me ask you: How much did you spend on this non-starter of a game? It must have been a lot for you to hate reality so much.
dd293c No.13821412
5ee2e5 No.13821416
>>13821369
nothing of what I've read holds any indication of your claims what so ever
>>13821381
post it rather then made vague hints towards
d5e487 No.13821418
>>13821405
No more deluded than the billions of brainlet sheeple who jumped on the meme bandwagon and took everything out of context, instead opting to parrot some faggot Plebbit "JEURNALIST!" tard who didn't even play the fucking game for more than 2 minuites before throwing his controller, having a fucking tantrum like a child, and saying "ITS SHIT BECAUSE IT'S SHIT MOMMY!"
d47219 No.13821419
>>13821403
making shit threads is a bannable offense
>(44)
d63fb7 No.13821420
>>13821396
>>13821419
>only 40's
Call me when he reaches the hundreds like the greats of old.
cbd101 No.13821421
Damn op, you are really kicking up the autism now aren't you?
61b492 No.13821423
>>13821369
Did you really deface a mildly amusing comic from the 'muh Dark Souls is hard' pseudofan crowd to be about Evolve with a lazy title edit? This level of obsession is ridiculous. You're that faggy voreophile ayy lmaosona furry, aren't you? What was the name again, the one that shat up Alfabusa's 40k chat group? Started with an S.
I was plenty prepared to believe publisher antics were the source of Evolve going to shit rather than the devs, having no investment one way or the other beside seeing some footage and its wretched downfall, but this psychotic screeching, typing style, and 'IT'S NOT MY JOB TO EDUCATE YOU' attitude is pretty thoroughly suggestive of your identity.
262447 No.13821428
>>13821418
But how much did you spend on it? Did you buy all the DLC to 'support the developers'?
d47219 No.13821430
>>13821420
you mean like me?
ec9fe3 No.13821444
Why did you retards fall for the evolve shill's thread? He literally just had one that went nowhere and died quick because you were onto his shit and then he just remakes it with a little more subtlety and you all take the bait.
I'm very disappointed in all of you.
dd293c No.13821448
>>13821430
when the fuck was that?
d63fb7 No.13821449
>>13821430
It's a commendable effort but I feel like it doesn't have the same impact as someone who seems to be genuine instead of clearly shitposting.
7db664 No.13821451
>>13821418
I played the game myself in the free weekend they did. Most people did. That's why everyone realized it was about 4 hours of fun followed by repetition and bad game design. The fact that the kosher devs decided to drape that in a cloak of some of the most disgusting nickle-and-dimery is besides the point.
How did they get your momey anon? Was it disgusting fish person porn cartoons? Was it blind brand-loyalty to a studio that made precisely one good game twice?
5ee2e5 No.13821457
>>13821444
I reported this thread and every other cuckchan tier thread and none of them get deleted, I also made a meta thread about this kinda shit but ya'know how those goes
d5e487 No.13821459
>>13821423
>He seriously belives that image macro about me "shitting up" the alfa-legion when it was made by an assmad autist who got analpained I didn't cyber their pathetic ass
>Implying the Alfa Legion didn't know I was just fucking around.
>Implying that's my DA page
>Implying I don't have 3 DA pages; all of which abandoned.
>HAVING A DA PAGE
>Assfaggot getting mad I blocked him when dealing with several underage children who have zero rational thought and cannot form any opinion past "it's shit lol!"
>This much cherrypicking
>Not realizing you need an F-List to even view those profiles, outing the stupid fuck as another degenerate.
>Associating posts that aren't mine
>Cherrypicking my worst for a non-argument
>This much unclean autism on a single image macro with such shitty formating
Come the fuck on. Step the fuck up. You cockmaggots are a shame to the greats that came before us.
If you're going to slander me, put some fucking effort into it. Babies like you bore me. When shall we purge this world in glorious nuclear hellfire?
So yes, It is me. But no; you've fucked up.
0d8cef No.13821463
>>13820432
HEY DIPSHIT, THE MAIN DRAW OF L4D WAS ALWAYS THE VERSUS. 4V4 WITH PLAYERS CONTROLLING THE INFECTED
L4D2 WAS DOG SHIT, BUT STOP TALKING IF YOU CLEARLY NEVER PLAYED THE GAME NIGGA
d5e487 No.13821466
>>13821451
>precisely one good game twice?
Evolve hasn't been made twice.
>L4D
>Good
pffff
>L4D2
>Rushed pile of shit by Valve
>TRS had nothing to do with it or L4D post-launch
lmao
>L4D/2 WAS DOG SHIT.
Glad we can agree on this.
5ee2e5 No.13821467
>>13821459
>ACTUALLY CONFIRMING IT'S YOU
WEW, that explains everything *out doms u* heh….. looks like I'm top ayyliums now dog
97702b No.13821468
I'd just like to point out that I told you so :^) >>13820516
d5e487 No.13821475
>>13821468
>HURF DURF IM A RETARD THAT SURE SHOWED HIM
The absolute state of the Mongrel races.
d47219 No.13821484
>>13821459
>it was the furfag all along
d5e487 No.13821492
>>13821467
Whatever you say, shitface.
5ee2e5 No.13821511
>>13821492
*trans-dimensionally shifts into nuvoid space*
*opens a rift of pure counter energies behind you*
heh…………….. you were nothing but a waste of time…… heh…….
*sucks you into fractional subspace nuvoid*
heh….
d5e487 No.13821520
>>13821511
What are you hoping to accomplish, other than looking like even more of a retard?
61b492 No.13821523
>>13821459
Alright, this is too much. One, you're doing yourself too much credit trying to lie that boldly, acting as if you would be in any way desirable. Two, you make a smaller lie that you need an F-List to look at F-List profiles, which is plainly untrue; you need an account to use their internal search, but as an occasional spelunking for horror or as degenerate company kept might inform, external links are functional regardless of the viewers' account status unless that was changed. Thirdly, you're a huge self aggrandizing faglord. Simmer down.
Somebody dig up the screencaps. It's been a while and I don't have them on hand.
337e15 No.13821533
Has the evolve shill finally returned?
5ee2e5 No.13821534
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
>>13821520
heh……… looks like your dead game is still dead heh……
*time quasi shits out another trans-dimentional hot load of steaming nuvoid into your subspace grave*
heh…………………………
d5e487 No.13821559
>>13821523
>you need an F-List to look at F-List profile
That's not a lie though. You do.
>acting as if you would be in any way desirable
What the fuck are you talking about? Why would I be desirable? What the fuck gave you this impression? Why are you pulling straws out of your ass?
>>13821533
>Returned
I've probably been on the chans longer than the majority of idiots in this thread.
d5e487 No.13821566
>>13821533
Furthermore
>You're allowed to "Shill" your game
>But I'm not allowed to "Shill" mine
Nice double-standard, faggot.
cbd101 No.13821592
>>13821566
What game is he shilling?
d5e487 No.13821610
>>13821592
At the moment? None.
But if he's allowed to discuss his game, then the same logic should apply
5ee2e5 No.13821643
61b492 No.13821654
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
>>13821559
>That's not a lie though. You do.
You don't. The preening ERPer shits from I don't even remember where- it might've been 4/v/, 4/tg/, or this /v/ before they were routed out, all I remember is seeing them exist in their segregated little general and then not sometime before or immediately after the exodus- established a hive here after their expulsion from wherever they started at in /erp/. Sits at board rank 30 presently, quite visible on the front page. A click on any of their character links proves you a liar. Furthermore, the use of a burner account and a search on a hunch would be equally viable as an explanation to how your horrors were discovered, and intensely more likely than your projective narrative of a spurned thirsty nigger.
>What the fuck are you talking about? Why would I be desirable?
That's what I'm saying, my man. Why WOULD anyone desire a fat hard voreophile ayy lmao with a, and I quote, 'hyper fat' fetish? But you seem to think otherwise for whatever reason.
>What the fuck gave you this impression?
'An assmad autist who got analpained I didn't cyber their pathetic ass' is implicatory that you would ever be desirable by anything other than a mirror of yourself, the former part being impossible, and the latter being a very undesirable thought for everyone else within a country mile owing to your proclivities.
>>13821589
There we are, that's one of the caps, the good stuff. Have some fresh autism, discovered in a cursory search. And the skeleton of the arch-autist's F-list, since it was just as easy as dumping his character name into the main site URL plus /c/ to access the character list as it was punching his name in to find whatever the fuck this video is.
https://www.f-list.net/c/sarais
dd293c No.13821659
>>13821643
look at that shit taste and laugh
d5e487 No.13821668
Nevertheless; of course the Kikes wanted this game to fail. It would allow the floodgates of fucking gambling and all this other bullshit to happen; as well as the stagnation and forced politically correct agendas.
I warned you faggots this would happen, But OH NO, Don't listen to the Oldfag who can see where the goddamn dots connect.
>>13821654
>Me reading a god-awful fanfiction and losing my sides at how awful it was, from several years ago, is somehow new or something nobody's ever done before,
>Implying people don't make fun of shittacular fanfics all the time
>>13821659
>Supreme Commander
>TF2 (arguably)
>Quake
>DOOM 1993
>Command and Conquer
>Overlord
>Apogee
>Earth Defense Force
>Shit Taste
rofl okay
97702b No.13821677
>>13821643
>fat furries
Sheeeeit.
cbd101 No.13821681
>>13821677
Not sure what I expected.
d5e487 No.13821684
>>13821654
>That's what I'm saying, my man. Why WOULD anyone desire a fat hard voreophile ayy lmao with a, and I quote, 'hyper fat' fetish? But you seem to think otherwise for whatever reason.
The only one claiming this is (You.), so have two of them.
>>13821654
>'An assmad autist who got analpained I didn't cyber their pathetic ass' is implicatory that you would ever be desirable by anything other than a mirror of yourself, the former part being impossible, and the latter being a very undesirable thought for everyone else within a country mile owing to your proclivities.
Talk about reaching. Why the fuck would I want to interact with an autist that has the same shitty fucking leopard as anybody else?
>>13821677
>Not joining a group of autists with similar tastes so you can laugh at those worse than yourself.
It's like you don't know the first basic rules of the economics of Lulz.
dd293c No.13821699
oh man you're legit fucked up, going on a crusade against 2k, making sure to pay them them shekels though, i'm so happy
fde17b No.13821704
>Evolve shills
What the actual fuck, there was not a single thing that looked good about Evolve, ever. Nothing prior to release indicated that it would be a good game and everyone who shat on it was completely right.
d5e487 No.13821709
>>13821699
>Giving 2k shekels
>Giving Take-Jew shekels
Nah. Not happening. I'm boycotting them and any subsidiaries. That includes rockstar, firaxis, and so on.
Especially randy.
>>13821704
t. brainlet
27549d No.13821713
>d5e487
>55+ posts
yup, its that lolcow again
cbd101 No.13821717
>>13821709
But you did give them shekels, you bought xcom 2.
d5e487 No.13821725
>>13821713
>I'm the lulcow
I'm sorry? You must have me confused for Tumbles or CWC, because I'M the one laughing. At the idiots within this thread.
>>13821717
Did XCom 2 not precede Evolve?
>>13821716
>(2)
wow i can post numbers too so fucking impressive.
dd293c No.13821726
>>13821709
your profile shows you own both xcom, xcom 2 and even battleborn
97702b No.13821727
>>13821713
Gypsiefag is more entertaining, tbh.
dd293c No.13821736
>>13821725
no, evolve is 2014, xcom 2 is 2016
battleborn is 2016 - 2017
cbd101 No.13821737
>>13821725
>Did XCom 2 not precede Evolve?
No, no it did not.
5ee2e5 No.13821749
61b492 No.13821756
>>13821668
Attempting to present yourself as part of the in-culture of the board is not going to save you now. No one is going to believe you were a secret /pol/lack, prescient of what was to come, nor that Evolve of all fucking things was somehow a blockade against loot crates & skins when that ball had already started rolling. The bad fanfiction is bad, as is your squawking voice.
>>13821684
>Why the fuck would I want to interact with an autist that has the same shitty fucking leopard as anybody else?
Maybe if he had a ham sandwich to spare under those love rolls you would've been more amenable? I wasn't aware that leopards were passe, but then again I wasn't aware a leopard was involved, because this is your untrustworthy invention on top of the original testimony.
>It's like you don't know the first basic rules of the economics of Lulz.
It involves cows. Dumb cattle that willingly milk themselves and claim to be the ones getting more out of it as they shamefully, unwittingly flagellate themselves before the crowd, more often than not.
>>13821704
It's not even shills. It's a single xenofurry autist doing it FOR FREE. Now, it's perfectly understandable, because he openly fetishizes monstrous ayy lmaos consuming the sweet meats of other beings in sexually carnivorous fashion and being fat greasy shitpiles as they do so; this game is the only thing that sufficiently supplies his niche fetish, and Evolve bombed so hard that he is one of very, very few remaining niche audiences the game can desperately hold onto. A kind of symbiotic relationship. He plays with the games' joystick, and it plays with his joystick.
d5e487 No.13821759
>>13821737
>>13821736
Then I stand corrected.
Battleborn was really shit though; nearly unbearable, but at least it isn't fucking Get-Banned-For-Using-Ingame-Featureswatch. Not sure what randy was trying to do other than shoot himself in the foot.
Evolve was 2015 though.
5ee2e5 No.13821765
>>13821704
he only likes it because it sort of lets him fulfill his gay erp submissive fantasies.
that's literally it
5ee2e5 No.13821770
>>13821756
you'd think he'd just play fucking ss13 on vore station and be content like any normal person would be
d5e487 No.13821782
>>13821756
>It involves cows. Dumb cattle that willingly milk themselves and claim to be the ones getting more out of it as they shamefully, unwittingly flagellate themselves before the crowd, more often than not.
So, basically, most of the brainless gooks parroting the same shit they've heard an E-Celeb say? Nice.
>>13821756
>He thinks I'm after the game because of a "fetish"
>He doesn't understand the distinction of a fictional character and the existing person behind it.
"MURRSONAE" make me gag.
>Maybe if he had a ham sandwich to spare under those love rolls you would've been more amenable?
Tell me more about the Warpsmithe Fjorne.
Tell me more about why you presume I think I'm my shitty mary-sue.
Please, do go on, I want to get some more laughs out of this abysmal thing we call "humanity"- when the most optimal thing for us to do as a species would be willingly walking hand-in-hand to our own extinction.
>"openly fetishizes monstrous ayy lmaos consuming the sweet meats of other beings in sexually carnivorous fashion and being fat greasy shitpiles as they do so"
name one moment in the thread in which I have done so, because I play the GAMES, for the GAMEPLAY, Big shocker, huh? A VIDEO GAME being played for the GAMEPLAY, and not "muh graffix" or "muh story" like all these normalfags think makes a "GAME" of the year.
5ee2e5 No.13821787
d5e487 No.13821798
>>13821770
>Playing on cancerous stations that completely disregard the entire purpose and point of SS13 and ban you for using a breathmask
Pass. I'll stick to stations that know what SS13 is; a paranoia-laden-enduced what-the-fuck Turn-Spessmen-Sideways-While-Screaming-Woody's-Got-Wood Simulator.
5ee2e5 No.13821803
>>13821798
so citadel then
d5e487 No.13821806
>>13821803
>Playing on cancerous stations that completely disregard the entire purpose and point of SS13 and ban you for using a breathmask
Did you read what I said, at all?
fde17b No.13821809
>>13821756
>single xenofurry autist doing it FOR FREE
Someone get the gas.
5ee2e5 No.13821814
>>13821806
let me guess you got your self banned because your autism knows no bounds, let me also guess that you got banned on CM too
d5e487 No.13821817
>>13821809
At this point, I'm pretty sure it wouldn't even work on me I'm so sick of normalfag's shit. I have ascended past the droves.
d5e487 No.13821822
>>13821814
>Not getting banned for being too robust
>Not getting banned for having too much fun
>Not being banned for aspiring to be Cuban Pete
>Not banned for the Rhumba Beat
d63fb7 No.13821836
>>13821814
>getting banned on SS13 for autism
Isn't that the point?
5ee2e5 No.13821838
>>13821822
you don't even know what it means to cuban pete tbh
61b492 No.13821843
>>13821782
Listen, the important thing here is whether you get a stiffy to Evolve or not, and the answer is 'yes.' No amount of desperate,paradoxically pride-affirming self deprecation will derail from that question and fact, nor will extinctionist prattle or overabuse of commas or overcitation of board culture tryhard faggery. Just to put things plain for anyone who didn't click the lovely profile above, in as obnoxious and page stretching a format as possible, observe the following.
>Favorites
>Absorption
>Alternative Vore
>Baneposting
>Breeding
>Cannibalism
>Chubby
>Cum Inflation (Heavy / Extreme)
>Digestion
>Exotic Species
>Extreme Pregnancy
>Fear
>Force Feeding
>Hard Vore
>Horror
>Humor / Comedy
>Hyper Fat
>Immobilization (Size)
>Impregnation
>Inflation (Heavy / Extreme)
>Insects / Arachnids
>Living Insertions
>Mental Torture
>Military Themes
>Monsters
>Oviposition
>Parasites
>Pregnancy
>Realistic Vore
>Scenes - Laboratory
>Sci-fi
>Soft Vore
>Stomach Bulging
>Story Driven
>Transformation
>Unbirthing
>Unrealistic Vore
>Very Fat Characters
>Vore (Being Predator)
>Weight Gain (Heavy / Extreme)
>Xeno / Alien
>Yes
>Abuse
>Bad Ends
>Belly Play
>Biting
>Bloodplay
>Crushing (Living)
>Crushing (Objects)
>Dragons
>Fat Play
>Fish / Sharks
>Forced Growth
>Gore
>Immobilization (Bondage)
>Impalement
>Masks
>Modern Settings
>Mutilation
>Nonsexual Pain
>Nonsexual Torture
>Onomatopoeia
>Sadism / Masochism
>Slime / Goo Characters
>Swallowing Blood
>Violence
>Weapon Play
>Maybe
>Anal Vore
>Corruption
>Demons
>Digimon
>Male Pregnancy
>Sex Driven
>Vore (Being Prey)
>No
>Disposal
This is Evolve's number one fan. That one 'no' fetish is very telling; he won't take his shit out under any circumstances, and thus refuses to let go of the colossal turd that was Evolve.
5ee2e5 No.13821849
>>13821836
his autism being pathetically trying to erp with anything that moves because he does nothing but jump logic tbh
d5e487 No.13821861
>>13821836
>>13821838
>He's not banned from literally every server for "greifing"
Why else would I of been a NoxStation admin? Because I understood what made SS13 fun:
people running around and screaming as everything explodes and beating the shit out of eachother as a fucking giant nigger chases you to turn you into FRIED CHIKKINZ while the admins spam top-quality midis.
>>13821843
>Listen, the important thing here is whether you get a stiffy to Evolve or not, and the answer is 'yes.'
That's not even remotely why I support it. Pull your head out of your ass.
>Shitting on me for supposedly smearing my fetishes everywhere
>Don't actually do this
>Proceeds to smear my awful character's traits all over the page
Remind me who the furfaggot is, again?
cbd101 No.13821864
>>13821843
That is actually fucking disgusting.
5ee2e5 No.13821883
>>13821861
ah so not only do you shit up anyplace you can find but you deliberately get your self banned as some kinda badge of honor, I knew you wer a sub but that's taking it abit too far
d5e487 No.13821887
>>13821849
>trying to erp with anything that moves
AHAHAHAHAHA
HAHAHAHAHAHA
AHAHAHAHA
AHAHA
oh wait you're serious
let me just weep for you instead.
I have standards; and most of the peons on those sites bore me. So no, I'm not going to even remotely look at some faggot with the billionth sparkledog fox and claims they're being "original" and gets pissy when somebody "steals" their metal donuts.
>>13821864
That's the entire point. They were inherently designed to be set in an antagonistic role within film or game; with the individuals witnessing them never certain to what to make out of them due to simultaneous raw repulsiveness and strangely endearing qualities at the same time.
5ee2e5 No.13821892
>>13821887
>he has standards
>as he erps on f-list
dd293c No.13821893
>>13821861
by now you should admit that this has gone for long enough and that you don't care about evolve nor 2k, you're here to talk about you, and that you only want to shitpost until you finish
262447 No.13821898
>>13821887
>I have standards
You have a mental illness.
d5e487 No.13821906
>>13821892
>Presuming I think F-List is good
>>13821893
>don't care about evolve
Man so wrong he sets new standards of wrong; baffling historians and scientists everywhere.
>>13821898
>You have a mental illness.
Everybody does.
ec9fe3 No.13821911
Please stop giving him attention until the mods wake up.
cbd101 No.13821912
>>13821906
>Everybody does.
nope.
cbd101 No.13821914
>>13821911
pretty sure we're bumplocked anyway.
5ee2e5 No.13821915
>>13821906
and yet you use it
6b296d No.13821916
>>13821035
I never did play Evolve before it went f2p but from what i played it seemed pretty fun but not worth playing for over an hour. A match or 2 then call it a day.
262447 No.13821918
>>13821906
>Everybody does.
No, I mean a real one. Not a tumblr one.
ec9fe3 No.13821925
>>13821914
Ah, you're right.
d5e487 No.13821929
>>13821912
>Confirming my point
yep.
everybody does.
it's pretty much a prerequisite to be alive.
you're one form of batshit crazy or another.
you subscribe to one delusion or another
it's the only reason we didn't wipe ourselves out already.
>>13821915
Begrudgingly.
>>13821918
>Tumblr
We can both agree that's cancer. Good job.
97702b No.13821930
>>13821843
>that horrifying cenobite-tier list of fetishes
5ee2e5 No.13821934
>>13821929
and yet you still use it
cbd101 No.13821936
>>13821929
How am I confirming it?
d5e487 No.13821946
>>13821930
>Cenobite
>Not Elder God
Step the fuck up to my "shoe-horn shub-niggurath into the backstory for no reason" level.
>>13821936
How are you not, is the real question.
>>13821934
Don't forget. We're all in Hell already. Forever.
5ee2e5 No.13821950
>>13821946
so where is your proof of your claims anyways
5ee2e5 No.13821968
>>13821963
so you really don't have any what so ever
d5e487 No.13822014
>>13821968
Like I said, I'm done with you. I've supplied you the proof. The burden is upon you to use your brain and read through those forums. I'm not playing any more games with you, because you're the exact sort of autist that I revile; who probably still uses his parent's credit cards.
262447 No.13822024
>>13822014
>I've supplied you the proof
You never supplied anything. You just lied about what was on another website hoping no one would check.
5ee2e5 No.13822027
>>13822014
the "proof" you supplied had no information related to your claims
d5e487 No.13822052
>>13822024
>Willfully being ignorant to something and not reading what was supplied is apparently lying now
You obviously haven't checked, or we wouldn't be in this situation.
5ee2e5 No.13822070
>>13822052
https://talk.turtlerockstudios.com/
why don't you look through your "proof" and show us where it is, I've already read through it afew times now and surprise there's still no such proof
d5e487 No.13822077
>>13822070
spoon-feed
ˈspoonˌfēd/
verb
gerund or present participle: spoonfeeding
feed (someone) by using a spoon.
provide (someone) with so much help or information that they do not need to think for themselves.
5ee2e5 No.13822084
>>13822077
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Burden_of_proof_(law)
The burden of proof (Latin: onus probandi) is the duty of a party in a trial to produce the evidence that will prove the claims they have made against the other party. In a legal dispute, one party is initially presumed to be correct and gets the benefit of the doubt, while the other side bears the burden of proof. When a party bearing the burden of proof meets their burden, the burden of proof switches to the other side. Burdens may be of different kinds for each party, in different phases of litigation. The burden of production is a minimal burden to produce at least enough evidence for the trier of fact to consider a disputed claim.[1]:16–17 After litigants have met the burden of production and their claim is being considered by a trier of fact, they have the burden of persuasion, that enough evidence has been presented to persuade the trier of fact that their side is correct. There are different standards of persuasiveness ranging from a preponderance of the evidence, where there is just enough evidence to tip the balance, to proof beyond a reasonable doubt, as in United States criminal courts.[1]:17
The burden of proof is usually on the person who brings a claim in a dispute. It is often associated with the Latin maxim semper necessitas probandi incumbit ei qui agit, a translation of which in this context is: "the necessity of proof always lies with the person who lays charges."[2]
The party that does not carry the burden of proof carries the benefit of assumption of being correct, they are presumed to be correct, until the burden shifts after presentation of evidence by the party bringing the action. An example is in an American criminal case, where there is a presumption of innocence by the defendant. Fulfilling the burden of proof effectively captures the benefit of assumption, passing the burden of proof off to another party.
d5e487 No.13822105
>>13822084
So it's still on you?
I don't have to do anything because I'm right and you're too much of a lazy fuck to click through some developer posts?
Fuck off, Nigger.
262447 No.13822116
>>13822105
>click through some developer posts
Several different people already did this. Everyone agrees you are wrong.
5ee2e5 No.13822120
>>13822105
>expect people to just believe whatever shit you say
>get asked for proof to back up claims
>"just like look for it ur self"
>gets told that the burden of proof lies with you
>no you need to prove that I need to prove it
do you see how autistic this is of you?
d5e487 No.13822123
>>13822116
>Several different people already did this.
They've proven they haven't, or they would of already seen it.
5ee2e5 No.13822128
>>13822123
I've posted screenshots of me going through that blog of yours.
d5e487 No.13822140
I'm not even going to feed you anymore. You're staying blocked like all the other UnderageB&. Keep ignoring the truth; you blithering idiots. I'm done biting.
5ee2e5 No.13822146
>>13822140
so where's that proof of yours?
d5e487 No.13822195
So you all want to be 2K's dicksucker? That's fine. I'll be laughing while you idiots suffer.
5ee2e5 No.13822235
>>13822195
where's the proof furfag
d5e487 No.13822257
>>13822235
IT'S RIGHT HERE
JUST READ IT
YOU
YOU
DOUBLE-BRAINLET
5ee2e5 No.13822266
>>13822257
except it's not there otherwise you'd be able to point it out easily
d5e487 No.13822291
Except I have otherwise you wouldn't be repeating this fucking loop and would of just read it already.
I've already pointed it the fuck out. It's not my fault you're so obscenely stupid that you can't even navigate a couple of pages; and continue to pretend that I haven't supplied anything.
You LOSE
Good DAY Sir.
5ee2e5 No.13822300
>>13822291
you've pointed to a blog which says nothing of your claims and instead of backing up you double down asking people to prove that they've read it. so I can only assume you're just jumping logic and expecting people to read your mind for this proof
d5e487 No.13822305
>Blog
Call it what it is you stupid faggot. Maybe then you won't expose yourself.
5ee2e5 No.13822322
>>13822305
it amounts to a dev blogs, there's no other topics other then the devs talking about the milestones and concepts of the game and some backers getting hyped over it.
again, where is your proof?
d5e487 No.13822328
>>13821643
>tranu
Get out of my face, New Burgerate
5ee2e5 No.13822335
>>13822328
are you trying to double backing trying to get some kinda ground to stand on?
d5e487 No.13822336
>Backers
rofl
try harder faggot, this isn't a Kikestarter.
5ee2e5 No.13822342
>>13822336
where's the proof of your claims?
d5e487 No.13822349
Are you perhaps projecting?
G2 vanus are shit. Fuck those spandex-wearing retards. And "planetside 2" was an awful game. It wasn't even a Planetside game.
G1 vanu master race.
>there's no other topics
Bull-fucking-shit. Learn to navigate a fucking forum. There's thousands of topics. Anybody who bothered with the game and stuck with it can tell you the same thing I'm telling you.
5ee2e5 No.13822358
>>13822349
and yet you're unable to link the correct topic, really makes me think
d5e487 No.13822362
You seriously can't be any older than ((9))
5ee2e5 No.13822369
>>13822362
so where is this proof again?
d5e487 No.13822374
>GUYS LOOK I POSTED THE SAME THING AGAIN AREN'T I FUNNY!
5ee2e5 No.13822390
>>13822374
still not seeing anything, it's alright to be wrong you know
d5e487 No.13822392
Congratulations. You managed to leave one thread. Look in the others. I'm not your fucking parents. I'm not going to fucking press your face against the screen and read it for you.
5ee2e5 No.13822408
>>13822392
still nothing about thq or 2k doing anything on fucking over evolve
d5e487 No.13822412
Read the fucking forums. Stop fucking posting images of forums and claiming you're reading them.
5ee2e5 No.13822423
>>13822412
oh but I am reading them, look! it's your favorite thread
d5e487 No.13822427
>I'm reading them!
>he says while taking screenshots
27549d No.13822446
>>13822427
>(87)
This is the autism holocaust right here folks.
d5e487 No.13822451
>Posting numbers
Wow, So fucking incredible. That must of taken a lot of effort to raise your disgusting malformed arm to press two buttons, Chris-Chan.
cbd101 No.13822458
Someone archive/ cap this thread please.
5ee2e5 No.13822459
>>13822427
it's almost as if it's possible to do both things at the same time or something huh
did you cry when you saw this?
5ee2e5 No.13822464
>>13822451
because you don't realize, it's your post count and it shows just how autistic you are
also heh……..
d5e487 No.13822465
It's obviously not possible for you; because you're not reading those forums if you're still shitposting here.
5ee2e5 No.13822486
>>13822465
you maybe incapable of doing more then one thing at any given time but you should consider that everyone else is not as pathetic as you are
d5e487 No.13822490
I'm certainly better than the likes of (You)
5ee2e5 No.13822505
>>13822490
so where is this proof you keep on failing to deliver?
d5e487 No.13822508
5ee2e5 No.13822517
>>13822508
oh that's right I'm totally not reading anything I'm showing here, nope not at all yes this is sarcasm you fucking autist
cbd101 No.13822524
>>13822505
I gotta hand it to you anon, your willingness to argue with the handicapped is impressive. This guy's been spouting the same rhetoric and has been shown to be an obnoxious autistic furfag who has over 4k hours in TF2 and ERPs with people on f-list with the most disgusting fetishes. I don't know why either of us are still here.
5ee2e5 No.13822536
>>13822524
if he would have just linked his proof instead of going "no u" the entire thread I wouldn't have to utterly shit on him like this. gotta keep up with these moral codes I've got and all
db4b29 No.13822538
>>13822490
Haven't we scared you spastic away with porn of one of the monsters? Have some lewd Ayys and scram.
d5e487 No.13822547
>>13822538
Wrong guy, stupid spastic.
>>13822524
He's the handicapped one, good sir. And it seems you are too. Neither of you are capable of seeing what's right infront of your faces; but you're unable to admit it because your precious feefees might get hurt.
The Neogaf leak is real.
5ee2e5 No.13822556
>>13822547
you seem to do nothing but parrot shit other people have said inorder to validate your inadequacies.
the blog is running out of topics and I've still not seen fucking anything of the claims you've made in regards to thq and 2k, what'll be the next step in your master plan after I've utterly debunked you?
d5e487 No.13822561
5ee2e5 No.13822566
>>13822561
literal blog tbh you cuck
d5e487 No.13822575
>Debunked
You haven't debunked shit. You want to keep playing this fucking retarded catty deal? You want to murder the game so those who actually enjoyed the first real game in over a fucking decade have to put up with your pathetic ass?
WE WUZ KANGS to you, good sir. You and all your kike brethren hate the very concept of videogames. You want nothing more than the degredation of our most glorious relics.
If that is what you desire; then fine. But I will continue to martyr for my cause. They ban me from their forums, so be it. But I warned them too of this travesty; and they did nothing.
If they were unwilling to fight for it; then they did not deserve it.
But you expose yourself as the SJewDubyas you really are.
5ee2e5 No.13822576
>totally not a fetish game guise
5ee2e5 No.13822586
>>13822575
I think you should try having this blog posted again and really get into the gritty of it
d5e487 No.13822590
d5e487 No.13822598
You will continue to journey my friend. You will suffer as we have suffered. Only through pain will you truly see.
5ee2e5 No.13822605
>>13822598
so you cried then
d5e487 No.13822620
I'd place the game on the same pedestals as Command and Conquer, Doom (lmao shithesda reboot, fuck that), Planetside, and many more sacred relics. Because that's what evolve is. As much as you don't care to admit. As much as you wish to deny it. Evolve was both necessary; and the greatest.
db4b29 No.13822621
>>13822547
What? You want more alien porn? According to the flist page I have just archived, you are heavily into vore and cannibalism. Shit which I don't have. If you are doing it for free, you are autistic as fuck.
https://archive.is/etMHp
OK, you are autistic as fuck
>You want to murder the game so those who actually enjoyed the first real game in over a fucking decade have to put up with your pathetic ass?
Nigger, we don't need to lift a finger to kill a shit game with that nickels and dimes you for each piece of content and with a incredibly unbalanced concept that is also always online.
>WE WUZ KANGS to you, good sir. You and all your kike brethren hate the very concept of videogames.
We actually like Video Games. This is why we don't play garbage like Evolve.
>But I will continue to martyr for my cause.
Which is a video game,
a goddamn video game
<But you expose yourself as the SJewDubyas you really are.
On what planet are erudite opinions on vidya for whiny modernists who color out adult coloring books? I am fucking assburger and honestly not very exciting, but I am crying over my coworkers lack of taste in video games.
>>13822580
Some Alien porn site that gave it out as sample. I have so many images on my /b/ drive, that I don't the source of everything anymore.
5ee2e5 No.13822622
ah now I'm seeing this proof.
d5e487 No.13822627
>>13822621
>We actually like Video Games.
Visual novels are not games.
db4b29 No.13822629
>Comparing Evolve to the likes of Doom, C&C and Planetside call video games sacred.
d5e487 No.13822630
>>13822627
>>13822621
>a goddamn video game
And what better cause?
d5e487 No.13822633
>>13822629
Ahh, but it truly is. You must think Tribes was a shit game too, then.
5ee2e5 No.13822650
I don't get it, I can name a number of games that do what evolve tried to do vastly better and half of those games would be bloody mods for other games.
what makes this game so special to you, can you even name a single thing?
d5e487 No.13822653
>>13822650
Everything.
Nothing.
There's a high probability I've played those mods; They don't even come close.
db4b29 No.13822656
>>13822627
Some of them are and belong to the Genre of Japanese Adventures. They are also a sideshow here. Here is my 3x3 for last year and this year. Ignore the racing game in the 2016 one. I haven't actually played it and was only interested in it
If you want me to count down everything that has long ongoing general here besides Fistful of Frags, because its what we happen to play this weekend, you can eat a big, fat, dick. Shouldn't be a problem for you since you are into stuffing your lover into your mouth and you are curious about male pregnancy.
>>13822633
I haven't fucking said that. As far as I know, this place misses Tribes that has been killed off for a Pagan Assfaggot. Do you feel well? Do you have an aneurism now?
>>13822630
I don't know. How about our Lord and Savior Jesus Christ and the Gospel?
>>>/christian/
5ee2e5 No.13822670
>>13822653
"everything" isn't an answer, shit is subjective as fuck and you could at the very least provide an in-depth explanation to your fan wankery to this shitty game.
also on another note I've yet to find shit about your proof and you've yet to provide proof.
5ee2e5 No.13822673
>>13822656
his method of reasoning is lumping logic based upon the special feelings he has in his heart and demands that you read his mind to understand them
db4b29 No.13822690
>>13822673
Which is a typical symptom of autism in general. I have a similar problem, but not as bad as our yiffy friend who indulges in fantasies about eating people.
db4b29 No.13822696
He also has his very own thread on /cow/ now. Check it out and fill to the brim with his hilarious spasms.
>>>/cow/292842
d5e487 No.13822697
>>13822656
I don't really know half of those titles. Arguable taste.
>He's a christian
That explains everything. Those buffoons have held our species back for literally thousands of years.
Everything is also an answer, because it's the same answer I have for Doom. You cannot have Doom without all of it's parts.
The gameplay was top-tier; hunting and pinning down a monster who could just as readily be trying to spread you out and single you down. Inversively, being hunted as the monster was one of the few times I can say I actually was excited in a game; hiding in plain sight as they bumblefuck right past you; sneaking behind them and picking off the straggler. Utterly fantastic.
The characters were also unique and nuanced; be it the overall gruff leader of the team Cabot, or the inverse of the (literally braindamaged) Hyde.
The enviroments were also spectacular; much more lively than the vast majority of shitty "open world" games that are extremely barren.
The AI was stellar; indeed, the wildlife having interesting interactions with eachother, the hunters, and the monster.
The story; whilst hardly there, was rather intriguing, basically involving the monsters intending to implode-explode the universe like some kind of fucking bubble. Hunters stop them, but they're stranded on shear and humanity is sent back to the stone age.
Designs and animations? Also top-notch, Monsters limped about when damaged, had several special animations for last-hits, and so forth. They had a lot of personality for models and skins that changed to reflect how much damage you had taken.
I could go on.
5ee2e5 No.13822699
>>13822690
I think understanding that, it seems to me that his actual goal here is to just get people to post on his blog board again because he's feeling sentimental over it
5ee2e5 No.13822708
>>13822697
you think the game is good because you like it is a very basic as fuck answer tbh
d5e487 No.13822711
>>13822697
And for shits and giggles:
>But in the stone age!
d5e487 No.13822721
I also don't want anything to do with the plebs on those forums, sticking their fingers in their ears and going LA LA LA I CAN'T HEAR YOU when I had told them over and over that this situation would not blow over and sort itself out.
db4b29 No.13822729
>>13822697
EUPHORIC!
>>13822699
If he wants to live on Forum full of sentimental autistic people with weird sexuality, Kiwifarms is still a thing despite Jewsh who is a hamplaneoid hack who believes that entire democratic party is actually a pedosex Molech cult.
d5e487 No.13822736
5ee2e5 No.13822738
>>13822721
evolve is never coming back and nothing you do will ever change that
>>13822729
there's lots of places which aren't here where he can go, cuckchan is an example, you're right
d5e487 No.13822741
>>13822738
Then I will never stop, and nothing you do will ever change that.
5ee2e5 No.13822746
>>13822741
you could learn how to make your own game instead of wasting your time on a corpse
d5e487 No.13822751
>>13822746
You could prehaps consider such options have been considered and; given my history; are completely impossible.
Much as I wish to; fate is already predetermined. So I'll never end up making one.
5ee2e5 No.13822758
>>13822751
you're speaking as if I know what in the fuck you are talking about, news flash no one cares to follow your life to know these things but you.
db4b29 No.13822765
>>13822751
So you determined to do nothing creative with your perversion? This probably means you are lazy, like its typical for fat people who don't have a tech job.
d5e487 No.13822779
>>13822765
If anything I'm probably underweight due to rabid fear of parasites
I'm not determined to do nothing. Quite the inverse. I'm just sick of busting my balls with zero result.
I literally cannot understand code.
I cannot draw.
My Doom maps are pretty shit.
If you think there's some mystical thing I can do outside of "Ideas guy that's actually willing to put in the work, if you show him how he can help you with what you're doing", then please, enlighten me, Because the opportunity certainly hasn't arose.
5ee2e5 No.13822786
>>13822779
>due to rabid fear of parasites
do you not cook your food like?
db4b29 No.13822805
>>13822779
Cool story bro. And it is now on /cow/. Take that fact that to not pack your ball and go home as soon you feel the first impulse of suffering.
d5e487 No.13822813
>>13822786
Of course I cook my food. It doesn't change things when the little bastards could be anywhere in the environment, regardless of how well you take precautions.
You are fucked either way.
5ee2e5 No.13822817
>>13822813
don't live in a shit hole then?
d5e487 No.13822822
>>13822817
>Implying it's inclusive to shitholes
Even the most pristine environments are subject to it
In fact they're probably more in a pristine environment.
5ee2e5 No.13822831
>>13822822
are you that fat that you don't check your food before you shovel it into your folds?
d5e487 No.13822839
>>13822831
>What is the distinction between a fictional character and the creator?
19c170 No.13822845
>>13822822
If you hold your breath and listen very carefully, can you hear them crawling around, anon?
5ee2e5 No.13822854
>>13822839
>implying you don't get off on being bullied like the retard you are
d5e487 No.13822855
>>13822845
No, which makes it worse
5ee2e5 No.13823076
so. where is your proof? ;^)
d5e487 No.13823104
>>13823091
wherethefuckisthatimage.png
d5e487 No.13823119
>>13823104
Fuck it, I'll use the shittier crop.
5ee2e5 No.13823132
27549d No.13823141
lol op's autism and virginity have no limits
d5e487 No.13823180
>>13823141
The genepool's contaminated enough.
>>13823132
whoa dude
d5e487 No.13823205
>>13823199
help lanky mcdickspank is killing me with the welder maint
d5e487 No.13823226
>>13823214
A wonderful Whatever-The-Fuck-That-Is.
5ee2e5 No.13823233
>>13823226
it's a sea slug
d5e487 No.13823245
>>13823233
Huh. Normally they're depicted as much longer creatures, a bit tannish/yellow.
Never heard tell of that tank. What's it's jib?
5ee2e5 No.13823257
>>13823245
it's a British prototype tankette
d5e487 No.13823266
>>13823257
Fascinating.
That too is an interesting blade; I presume it had some form of ritualistic importance, given all the scrawling?
d5e487 No.13823271
>>13823266
Ahh, I failed to notice. Doesn't look like a typical surgical tool; the unusual slide doesn't look practical in combat, and the swastika existed before Ze Fuhrer…
5ee2e5 No.13823280
>>13823266
it's a flintlock knife of some noblemen I don't really know it's origin tbh
d5e487 No.13823293
>>13823280
>A literal gun-knife/-gun
No wonder.
5ee2e5 No.13823311
>>13823293
there was alot of creative smiths doing all sorts of shit various noblemen commissioned inorder to gain some kinda edge, more often then not these things never really saw any kinda combat
d5e487 No.13823340
>>13823311
Yes, you just don't hear tell of them that much, even after having seen museums containing artifacts like that
>Motherfucking Bismuth
20/20
5ee2e5 No.13823373
>>13823340
well there's no real historic moment where some highly regarded and well documented guy did some crazy shit with them, hence why they don't have as much credit as your typical equipment of X time
d5e487 No.13823414
>>13823373
It is an interesting piece of knowledge no less.
What's this tube of argon for?
5ee2e5 No.13823421
>>13823414
inserting into your ass
d5e487 No.13823431
>>13823421
>UAW:EA
Mah fukken nigga.
The only game that has ever made me claim a "husbando" as autistic as that is.
And… oh.
I somewhat figured that and regret asking.
5ee2e5 No.13823442
>>13823431
I'm assuming it's that one general who defects right?
d5e487 No.13823449
>>13823442
Orlok is the coolest shit, I swear.
5ee2e5 No.13823457
>>13823449
the designs are great tbh, his motives and actions are pretty stupid though tbh
d5e487 No.13823465
>>13823457
In retrospect, I agree with you; nevertheless, at the time I felt it was still pretty rad
d5e487 No.13823472
>>13823457
Think I've heard tell of those before but those aren't the electric ones, are they?
5ee2e5 No.13823517
>>13823465
I replayed it recently and found that I enjoyed it less then when I did when younger
>>13823472
no you're thinking of metalstorm, those are just two handguns stuck together
d5e487 No.13823524
>>13823517
S'probably in part why evolve was what it was to me. Oh well, dead inner childhood.
5ee2e5 No.13823531
>>13823524
eh things get better, it's all about finding new things tbh
d5e487 No.13823537
>>13823531
Things aren't looking too good; and I'm hesitant to get attached to anything anymore when it can simply be ripped away in an instant.
5ee2e5 No.13823545
>>13823537
a level of distance is healthy, that's what I've come to learn over the years
5a5a5b No.13823549
>>13820260
The gamemode of Evolve was so formulaic and repetitive that I doubt it would have seen any wide-scale success, even without publisher meddling
If it had sold as a casual multiplayer title at $20 it might have done okay
d5e487 No.13823552
>>13823545
>The cancelled RTSFPS Tiberium
Who the fuck in their insane mind thought this was a good idea to halt?
>Shitcanning what is essentially the Atlas holding up the RTS Genre
Who the fuck? Why the fuck? Where the fuck? When the fuck?
>>13823549
Again, I seriously fail to see that when many others share the same "formulaic and repetitive" bit that others claim, and the "lack of content." I certainly didn't see a lack, so it would have to boil down to what the individual determines content to be.
5a5a5b No.13823560
>>13823552
The only gamemode was 4 dudes chasing one bigger dude in circles until the bigger dude was either dead, or had transformed into an even bigger dude who fucked them all in the ass
Evolve was well-designed for what it was but there's not a whole lot of potential behind that
5ee2e5 No.13823563
>>13823552
it makes sense considering the fact that renegade sold poorly but sadly at the time C&C wasn't holding up the genre, it was starcraft2
d5e487 No.13823576
>>13823560
>The only gamemode was 4 dudes chasing one bigger dude in circles until the bigger dude was either dead,
Anon?
>>13823563
Yess, prehaps true, but SC2 is very "spam dose kliks!"
5ee2e5 No.13823586
>>13823576
it's very
>cheese early
>eco up
>amass blob
>dance around till you get the right engagement or your enemy does
>repeat next game
d5e487 No.13823588
>>13823586
You're right. It doesn't feel very strategic.
5ee2e5 No.13823599
>>13823588
blizzards shit usually isn't, warcraft 1/2 and starcraft are the exception tbh
d5e487 No.13823610
>>13823599
You're absolutely right. Some of the characters are forgettable at best and annoying at worst. There's the one odd or two that sticks but then you get fucking STETTMAN who ruins a perfectly good song.
5ee2e5 No.13823615
>>13823610
where are the nudes already
d5e487 No.13823668
>>13823642
What's this light show? I'm not sure what I'm looking at.
5ee2e5 No.13823685
>>13823668
tracer rounds in a fire fight
d5e487 No.13823690
>>13823685
Consider me colored retarded; Never seen it.
That a volleygun of some type?
5ee2e5 No.13823725
>>13823690
it's a repeating hand flint lock
43fbe4 No.13823728
>scroll through the entire thread
>not a shred of wraith r34
d5e487 No.13824313
You don't get titbeasts without the other beasts
5ee2e5 No.13824334
>>13824313
add me tbh
Wolfspider#8471
d5e487 No.13824407
3d3992 No.13825278
HOLY SHIT
IS THAT YOU 216 POSTS SHILLANON?
3d3992 No.13825291
>241/370 posts belong to two shills
It is the sillanon!
d28db2 No.13825843
The only good thing to ever come out of Evolve is wraith porn.
>>13825291
It's amazing, isn't it?
ae4297 No.13826082
>>13820225
>Still no Wraith Porn.
Why nobody talks about the only good thing salvaged from the game?
0bdf6c No.13826302
>>13826082
>>13825843
Yeah, what the hell. There used to be at least a few pics in every Evolve thread, sometimes OC. And I'm not talking about wraith threads.
d044ec No.13833181
>>13820270
>>13820251
>>13820450
L4D was only worth it for the versus - because the campaign content is worthless and basically a training mode for the only good mode (Versus)
As somebody with 1,300+ hours of nothing but versus in L4D2, I know what I'm talking about.