de2da7 No.13813072
Gordon Freeman
Agent 47
Courier
more?
6e6229 No.13813083
>Courier
Not mine, retard strength runs all day baby.
Layton.
b03209 No.13813089
white supremacists see a gorrila, but i see a rocket scientist
6ff557 No.13813092
>>13813072
>Courier
>hight int
2976e8 No.13813102
The protagonist of Undertale
Booker Dewitt from Bioshock Infinite
3a4374 No.13813219
bioshock infinite protag ofc
ff66d8 No.13813222
>>13813089
nazis btfo'd again
99f021 No.13813225
>"I have a few questions for you."
Is it just me or does this seem odd? Shouldnt it be just "I have few questions for you."?
7cb796 No.13813243
>>13813092
>>13813083
Even a retarded Courier is still smart enough to trick the entire wasteland into serving him
49d312 No.13813311
>>13813083
With a shit ton of magazines around, I never go higher than INT 4 in New Vegas.
d74f72 No.13813318
>>13813072
>there are no japanese characters known for their intelligence
Why are lolis and shotas so braindead? Are otaku products made to purposedly lead someone to suicide?
725820 No.13813322
>>13813222
HoW WiLl ThEy EveR rEcOvEr? :^)
303b59 No.13813329
>>13813318
>what is every anime character with glasses
>*adjusts glasses*
>theoretically, these hyperdimensional monsters should have this weakness I figured out with a calculator and some graph paper
>*lowers head*
>*glare shines off glasses*
ac64e9 No.13813331
de2da7 No.13813341
High INT walking animation
d74f72 No.13813342
>>13813329
>character with glasses
>e=mc2 lmoa!
Isn't that just a warner bros parody of a scientist, instead of actually showing smarts?
1835ac No.13813345
>>13813329
And that is exactly when I fill up my bowl of popcorn with half-digested carrots I didn't even eat
ebce66 No.13813355
>>13813225
No, it's "a few", like "a couple", or "some". Saying "I have few questions for you" means the same as "I don't have very many questions for you", which is a very strange way to approach someone. ESL pls go.
f4b49c No.13813385
1741a2 No.13813386
>>13813115
STUPID GUN
man I wish I had that webm right now
8d34e0 No.13813390
>>13813115
typical leftist fantasy of "not giving a fuck" and doing something "cool and reckless". It even has the cliche person only entering just as you're leaving and turning to look at you walking away completely shocked. As if no one would come in in the amount of time needed to draw all that
Every video I see of Life Is Strange reinforces the belief this game is fucking retarded.
191496 No.13813404
>>13813386
>>13813115
DAVID, KICK THAT TABLE
being a leftist is a mental illness
>vandalizing public property like an absolute nigger because "I dun car, rawr >:("
2aec74 No.13813406
>>13813072
You do realize that neither Gordon nor Courier are characters, you fucking moron?
de2da7 No.13813412
>>13813406
They are protagonists.
6ff557 No.13813417
>>13813115
honestly drawing swastikas instead of this hipster shit would be far more rebellious and shocking
at least this is what i did when i was edgy teen
486686 No.13813432
>>13813422
You gotta give them credit for realism
7f6763 No.13813437
>>13813072
> gordon freeman
> "high INT"
Nigga please. I haven't seen him do shit to warrant that distinction. He plays and acts Exactly like your average IQ fps protagonist would. And no, that's not a compliment. A tacked on backstory of him having an "MIT Ph.D" is not gonna change that. The only logical reason he even has one is because Valve wanted to make an fps in "Area 51"-like setting, but the story wouldn't have realistically made sense to let some low IQ guy work in sensitive, government-restricted areas. So voila, Valve pulled a Ph.D out their asses and freeman is also "Somehow" well-trained with weapons and combat. Funny that.
2aec74 No.13813438
de2da7 No.13813441
1741a2 No.13813445
2aec74 No.13813458
>>13813441
>Twitter of the game's writer
6ff557 No.13813461
>>13813459
>playing games made for kids
1311ea No.13813468
>>13813072
>high INT
>gordon freeman
He never speaks. All he does is murder aliens in droves - a physical feat not a mental one.
He has a PhD, but any idiot can get one of those because all it takes is money and time.
Gordon Freeman is nothing more than a blank self-insert. If we're considering Freeman's Mind as somehow canon, then he's still low INT but now also a narcissistic psychopath.
a7075d No.13813480
>>13813468
>If we're considering Freeman's Mind as somehow canon, then he's still low INT but now also a narcissistic psychopath
Freeman's Mind Gordon was high-INT, low-WIS. Nutty professor-type that was just in a constant state of distress and pseudoinebriation.
9a422c No.13813481
>>13813115
This is some of the gayest shit in a video game I've seen in a long fucking time.
b3a6f2 No.13813489
>>13813439
>xenosaga
Was thinking about going through these.
1311ea No.13813493
>>13813480
Can you be intelligent and neurotic at the same time? Higher intelligence should naturally increase one's self control and composure.
cdfca6 No.13813506
>>13813493
>Higher intelligence should naturally increase one's self control and composure.
Nah, conscientiousness and intelligence are slightly correlated but there isn't any real evidence for one causing the other.
Intelligence is just one's processing power, neuroticism will affect such people just as effectively.
ac64e9 No.13813507
>>13813468
Freeman’s Mind Freeman actually is intelligent, though, since if he wasn’t there’d be no reason Black Mesa would even let him work there.
As for canon Freeman, according to the HL1 manual, Freeman invented a pneumatic tennis ball launcher when he was seven years old. That’s cartoon-level bullshit. He also wrote a thesis on teleportation. Fucking teleportation.
Now granted, giving someone a backstory doesn’t automatically make them a character, since they can still act as narrative conduits like Laidlaw said, but Freeman’s definitely smart.
a7075d No.13813509
>>13813493
Again, you're thinking of wisdom.
67e42f No.13813522
>>13813468
He weaponizes alien life forms.
9ea8a8 No.13813531
>>13813489
If you do that, skip 2, as it is a terrible game. 3 has a plot summary in the beginning that sums up what happened in the two first games anyway.
cccc28 No.13813674
>>13813115
>drama club flyer right outside the room as she leaves
TOP LEL
5f6a65 No.13813702
>>13813416
>narrative conduit
I can get saying that you can't really make any judgement on Gordon's character, considering the fact that he stays silent all of the time, but he is most certainly a character.
>>13813458
The writer can talk about what characters do or say whatever he wants but that doesn't instantly everything he says true. He can make evaluations on characters and events but there is a limit to how far he can go before it's just meaningless bullshit.
7f6763 No.13813712
>>13813522
The hivehand wasn't created or modified by Freeman at all. The alien grunts were using it long before him, and Freeman did a "monkey see, monkey do" thing in figuring out how to fire them. The Snarks are just random animals he uses to hurt enemies. Having played Oddworld Stranger's Wrath, I can assure you that it doesn't take a super genius to do that.
b3a6f2 No.13813785
>>13813531
I was wondering why 2 never shows up in the recommendation pics. The more you know.
370e9d No.13813788
>>13813318
What the fuck are you talking about. Intelligent animu character is one of my favorite popular cliches in Japanese works.
370e9d No.13813793
>No one posted him
Shame on you /v/
7f6763 No.13813806
>>13813793
Check again, nigger.
>>13813083
370e9d No.13813812
>>13813806
Nevermind, I eat dicks.
3023eb No.13813819
>>13813115
Fapping to trap passes as straight next to this shit.
4e5585 No.13813822
>>13813452
Kerbals are canon stupid, there is no indication they ever designed the technology used in the game or even that they can operate it competently, the player does all the maneuvering manually. For all we know the player is some alien entity using Kerbals as disposable retards to fill seats.
370e9d No.13813824
Even the creator who hates her admits it.
969a93 No.13813830
>>13813468
Fuck off Dr. Breen.
3023eb No.13813834
>>13813824
I love how every time leftists create a boogeyman it ends up backfiring. Really shows how delusionnal they are when the worst thing they can imagine is a good friend that actually cares.
582d20 No.13813848
High INT
Low Tolerance for Jews
1e2c5f No.13813888
>>13813834
>I love how every time leftists create a boogeyman it ends up backfiring.
I don't supposed the irony in this statement is intentional, is it?
14cf80 No.13813889
>>13813848
>Low Tolerance for Jews
What do you think "High INT" stands for? High INTolerance.
14cf80 No.13813893
>>13813888
I don't "supposed" you know what irony means, do you?
6dc5b3 No.13813909
>>13813830
Have you ever created something you, not even mumbling properly, so-called "scientist"? All you ever do is destroy everything and then leave! Please, leave, pretty please, leave NOW, please! And, please, drop that gravity gun, please
370e9d No.13813915
An asshole sociopath surrounded by idiots and insufferable assholes as well as just generally unpleasant monotony and irritating situations. On one hand he seems like a complete dick and a rampaging murderer who will kill everyone whenever he fucking wants to although you can play him differently, but let's be honest, you would become the same if you were in his place I recommend anyone trying to play Postal 2 to try not killing everyone in sight and just defending yourself at first and you'll quickly see how infuriating it gets. You will feel far more sympathetic towards dude once you crack and break your rule.
In the end, this guy is kind of the only sane man in his world.
10aae7 No.13813997
>>13813318
Solid Snake
Dr.Eggman/Robotnik
Dr. Light
Dr. Wiley.
There’s plenty of smart Japanese characters.
e7dcee No.13814000
>>13813915
>can smoke crack for extra HP
Top tier character. Only cowards don't smoke crack.
c3f07c No.13814105
>>13814000
>be white
>get ebola
>get stronger
e8906f No.13814271
The Atelier protagonists. Pretty sure you need more than a recipe and stirring a cauldron for who knows how long. No one would really trust a dumb loli to craft their shit even if she's cute and good at stirring a cauldron.
bd64b4 No.13814340
>>13813426
Were's this bonehead from?
43beab No.13814348
>>13814105
Thanks to the plague and a few centuries of total war, most middle Europeans are straight up immune to Ebola and all the other shit that's killing niggers.
3597cb No.13814388
>>13813888
>leftypol trying to be smart again
>fails horribly
bd64b4 No.13814389
>>13814348
Except niggers themselves
7748db No.13814420
Kefka. He's intelligent, nihilistic, with a wicked sense of humor.
de2da7 No.13814431
stomp posting racist comments please
b46836 No.13814451
>>13814420
but anon
nihilism is for low iq
7748db No.13814464
>>13814451
On the contrary.
ac64e9 No.13814474
>>13814464
T O B E F A I R
280120 No.13814475
>>13814451
wtf, like, im a vapid roastie now?!
2f2f20 No.13814492
Eh kills aleins and doesnt afraid of anything.
c184ff No.13814534
>search garrett
>nothing but shadow the edgehog results
I will not rest my bones until every last individual of jewish blood higher than 5% is in an urn.
c184ff No.13814569
>>13813613
I think we know who the true brains of this outfit is, wouldn't you say, Zach?
Also:
wew
fea499 No.13814611
43beab No.13814622
>>13814389
Not really. England is the only place in Europe where immigrants actually manage to breed. Everywhere else their birthrate after the first generation drops to almost zero and is entirely dependent on importing more first generation brides, because all their daughters end up as whores or spinsters. Race mixing does not happen either. Shitskins will stop being a problem in Europe the moment they stop the jews from importing new ones.
a721e5 No.13814623
Though they don't truly qualify as protagonists, I think they are noteworthy and of high IQ. I mean, Medic somehow built a gun capable of healing wounds in seconds, even bringing back someone to life and outsmarting the devil himself. Engineer has several PhD's, IIRC.
a721e5 No.13814646
>>13814623
Also, I'd be willing to say that Pyro, underneath his mask, is probably wildly intelligent, if not a bit autistic. Perhaps he's an idiot savant.
Think about it: All of his weapons, excluding the shotgun, flare gun, and fire axe, are all makeshift in some way, and you can tell Pyro had to have made them himself. Throw in the fact that he made a jetpack and ended up being the CEO of a lucrative business in the comics and you've got yourself a smart maniac.
a4b34d No.13814672
>>13814623
Doesn't Heavy have a degree in Literature?
884a41 No.13814677
>>13813102
That Undertale motherfucker didn't even know what water sausages were until he looked it up in a book.
29853b No.13814679
>>13813426
what game is this? reminds me of deadbolt
f32d6d No.13814680
>>13813225
You don’t belong in this thread.
f32d6d No.13814693
>>13813493
It has been proven that those with high intelligence have a far smaller risk of schizophrenia. Now take into account that jews are genetically predisposed to schizophrenia.
555936 No.13814694
>>13814672
Heavy is pretty smart, he just doesn’t speak English well. In the comics, whenever he speaks Russian, the translation makes him out to be quite verbose.
f32d6d No.13814696
>>13813824
>doesn’t care for anything newer than classical
Teagan a best.
884a41 No.13814698
>>13814693
>It has been proven that those with high intelligence have a far smaller risk of schizophrenia
Source?
191496 No.13814707
>>13813341
>not the slide-stride
f32d6d No.13814709
e962b1 No.13814757
>>13813318
The entire point of Death Note, one of the most popular anime shows/mangas ever made, is to pit two ridiculously intelligent teenagers against each other in a battle of wits.
I know this and I hardly even watch anime, educate yourself my man.
884a41 No.13814763
>>13814709
Okay, but that completely devalues the Jew thing. It would mean that even though Jews are genetically predisposed to schizophrenia, the most intelligent among them wouldn't be getting it, anyway.
Also "X may mean Y" is just a scientist's way of saying "We found a correlation in the statistical data that we can't make sense of, but it's still THERE." The thing is, statistics are bullshit, only valuable for analyzing the minute differences between entire societies, but people try to apply them to individuals, anyway.
f32d6d No.13814802
>>13814763
>the most intelligent among them
There aren’t any, though. The myth of ashkenazi IQ was exposed long ago.
>>13814772
>any year, any reason
>not being racist
582d20 No.13814808
I nearly forgot the smartest AI to ever exist in any game, he's not a protagonist, but an ally to the protagonist, I do think this character is worth of note.
7868c2 No.13814817
884a41 No.13814826
>>13814802
>When white people achieve a position of power and wealth, it's because they are smart
>But Jews only achieve those things because of nepotism and greed!
Uh huh. Even among them, there would be a normal distribution of IQs; the ones at the top wouldn't get schizophrenia. That's all the data indicates.
>>13814817
Pic related.
99f021 No.13814858
>>13814826
> the ones at the top wouldn't get schizophrenia
Too bad only very small amount have higher than average IQ and the original gist was that its high IQ that protects against it.
fea499 No.13814867
>>13814826
>When white people achieve a position of power and wealth, it's because they are smart
>But Jews only achieve those things because of nepotism and greed!
Way to shove words into people's mouth.
884a41 No.13814889
>>13814879
The real funny thing is that high IQ and being racist are inversely correlated.
de2da7 No.13814910
>>13814889
>high IQ and being racist are inversely correlated
4a3b9b No.13814915
de2da7 No.13814919
>>13814388
Back to /pol/, low INT
5b901e No.13814947
>>13814808
>Durandal
>Ally
You are to him what the Bobs were to you
9ffe00 No.13814963
>>13813072
Remember that INT is a measure of education level, not general intelligence.
7748db No.13814978
>>13814963
>INT
>an abbreviation for intelligence
<does not measure intelligence
Ok
9ffe00 No.13814988
>>13814978
Situational awareness, knowing how to find information, etc, is amusingly "Wisdom"
INT is what you know
WIS is how you learned it.
22cdf1 No.13814993
Rick and Morty's Rushed Licensed Adventure
5b901e No.13815000
>>13814492
>Build First Lab
>Build way to feed it potions and shelter it with walls
>Zoom out camera
>That realization when you're not playing a little shipwrecked dude, but a cell-like mega intelligence that consumes worlds
5f6a65 No.13815014
>>13814963
That would be the case if INT increases by reading books but there are very few games where that is the case.
>>13814988
>INT is what you know
Well by that logic, levels not only increase INT but also are a part of it, because in order to gain levels you need to experience more things. The more you grind a lower area, the less you learn, and going to higher level areas where you haven't been to are likely to give you something new to discover. So no, claiming it is knowledge would end up causing a fair amount of contradiction.
582d20 No.13815028
>>13814947
Except BOBs can't even tie their own shoes, Durandal was completely dependent on the player.
60ed79 No.13815044
>>13814622
>the dog people of England
c184ff No.13815184
>>13814826
Kikes have invented nothing but the holohoax and usury. Kill them both and the parasite is removed.
c184ff No.13815192
>>13813889
Absolutely magical.
c184ff No.13815212
>>13815184
May as well throw in communism as well.
7748db No.13815225
>>13815184
What about the polio vaccine?
c184ff No.13815237
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
It's still just all outright Talmudic rat trash. They are attempting to prop up gommunisdm again now that the holohoax is failing. They see the end of the fed reserve coming.
c184ff No.13815247
>>13815225
Just like Eintstein, putting a face on others' research and development. The kike does nothing but steal.
7748db No.13815253
>>13815247
Can you prove he didn't make it?
c184ff No.13815277
>>13815253
How exactly do you think he had anything to do with it?
>In 1947, Salk accepted an appointment to the University of Pittsburgh School of Medicine. In 1948, he undertook a project funded by the National Foundation for Infantile Paralysis to determine the number of different types of polio virus. Salk saw an opportunity to extend this project towards developing a vaccine against polio, and, together with the skilled research team he assembled, devoted himself to this work for the next seven years.
Even wikipedia is useful at times.
7748db No.13815288
>>13815277
That just says he had a research team. Name a name, if he didn't who did?
c184ff No.13815289
Never be under the supposition that kikes have any sense of altruism. They are a parasite made to exploit it. Once they are made to whither true altruism will be allowed to shine again.
c184ff No.13815300
>>13815288
Why would I do your work for you? This is like trying to point out melanoid nigger scientists.
7748db No.13815310
>>13815300
Cause the burden of proof is on you faggot, that's why.
c184ff No.13815327
>>13815292
Geometry is extremely talmudic and nearly worthless to maths.
>>13815310
No, you get to do it yourself. I carry no burden but inherit exceptionalism.
7748db No.13815339
>>13815327
Why would I try to prove my own point incorrect you Neanderthal?
c184ff No.13815359
>>13815339
Why would I debate a kike? You'll play either side either way. The solution to the problem has been found.
118f27 No.13815362
>>13815292
what a cool dude
should wash his clothes more though
4714a8 No.13815367
>>13815359
Wow, nice argument. You've really shown me.
c184ff No.13815369
Pushing the neanderthal meme is also very bad for your game. It is presently killing your out of africa meme.
fc6d0c No.13815378
>>13813889
Fuck off Carlos.
2aec74 No.13815391
Hold the thread derailment up. I apparently someone else ID.
71a03d No.13815399
How did this thread devolve into retards trying to prove to each other how smart they are? This is fucking embarrassing.
c184ff No.13815405
>>13815367
I don't debate kikes, I kill their influence. The minor exceptionalism is moot. Like some nigger inventing a computer in some apartment in London. Kikes are thieves in every bit of their makeup. And not even the white sense of the robbing hood. They steal from those below them and give to the pile. There is no home for kikes, not the middle east nor Africa. Nobody wants you, nobody thinks you're funny anymore, nobody likes your games anymore. We've left the semite Saudis wheeling and dealing with Israel as a joke. A big fat honking meme.
467ec8 No.13815437
>>13813360
Don't answer that.
4714a8 No.13815456
>>13815405
Nigger I'm probably whiter than you. I'm just saying yids invent things, and you're being retarded.
c184ff No.13815475
>>13815456
No, you are not. You are an asbsolute cryptokike if you feel inclined to follow the likes of some youtub personality, another cryptyid.
4714a8 No.13815493
>>13815475
>if you feel inclined to follow the likes of some youtub personality
What?
c184ff No.13815518
>>13815493
>not an argument
Don't think I don't know where you pulled that eceleb trash from. He's a cryptyid by mother.
4714a8 No.13815525
>>13815518
Molyjew didn't copy right that term retard, anyone can say it without having watched his shit.
c184ff No.13815535
>>13815525
>copyright
Absolutely talmudic in your thinking. Somehow you think you are more white, I already project where this is going.
c184ff No.13815557
AND
If perhaps your makeup is more cleanly pristine white than mine, you have fallen for every trick. The point is, stow your altruism until they are removed from my land.
4714a8 No.13815573
>>13815535
It's a figure of speech you tard.
582d20 No.13815604
>A thread on high INT characters gets flooded with low int faggots.
2f7073 No.13815635
>>13815604
/v/ is pretty low INT tbh, High SPL points though :^)
e9264c No.13815644
>>13813915
I did manage to beat Postal 2 without killing anyone. It wasn't awkward and I didn't need to abuse any glitches or anything like that, it was just kind of tedious. The game really is only as fucked up as the player is, which is goddamn brilliant.
6d0012 No.13815659
>>13814451
So too is the opposite.
c184ff No.13815678
>>13815573
A figure of speech? No, it's kike trash. For many factual matters there is no back and forth required. If you were truly curious about it you would have it all on hand already. You. You may as well be debating the quality of life for gays or niggers because a few of them were facestamped on years of R&D. May as well be espousing the glory of women in STEM.
582d20 No.13815683
>>13815644
I have a theory that the Postal 2 setting, since it's viewed from the point of view of a psychopath, that what we see is just a hyper-exaggerated version of reality and not what really is going on. So instead of the Taliban inhabiting the sewers, instead it's violent vagrants or something.
7cb796 No.13815692
>>13813115
It's like when they made this game they wanted you to be glad Chloe dies.
25d162 No.13815697
>>13813072
Is Agent 47 INT or Charisma?
If you can persuade anyone to think you are a chinese waiter, i'd say you have a pretty high charisma
25d162 No.13815758
>>13813522
So does the Opposing Forces protagonist. he must be very smart too.
fea499 No.13815761
>>13815697
Agent 47 has a negative INT aura, and by that I mean everyone around him is retarded which, regardless of his inherent INT, makes him the smartest person in any room he's in. He's high INT merely by association which is more than enough given his job.
cdf93f No.13815961
>>13815644
Nigger how did you go through waiting in the lines? They're so fucking infuriating especially that they have a tendency to bug out a lot, and I mean A LOT but that wasn't the intent of the creators there is nothing more irritating than barely surviving an attack by an angry mob of some activists and then going to your next location only to find out you have a fucking waiting line in front of you. And then something stupid happens and the motherfuckers start shooting at each other, and when you approach your goal, it doesn't fucking work anymore so you have to reload your save. I snapped at the fucking church, I threw a Molotov cocktail at them and watch them burn to death, it was a therapeutic experience. You must have the patience of a saint.
f32d6d No.13816028
87fa52 No.13816153
>>13815683
"Violent Vagrants" would be a pretty good band name.
5f6a65 No.13816195
>>13815683
The issue with the "exaggerated version" aspect is that doesn't explain how any of it starts. Shooting people protesting outside of work is perfectly easy to explain with that but then you have him being kidnapped and dressed up in a gimp suit.
cdf93f No.13816243
>>13815327
But he's right you nigger, burden of proof is on you. You're literally shooting yourself in the foot if you have an argument but refuse to give it out. It's like having a gun and not wanting to shoot a man who attacks you with the knife. You look like a fucking retard who is trying to hide the fact that he doesn't have an argument if you refuse.
Sage for offtopic
e9264c No.13816271
>>13815961
It was back when I was full NEET and had all the time in the world to do stupid pointless shit. Would definitely not be able to do it now, coming home from a long day at work and grocery shopping just to simulate waiting in line some more during my precious free time would drive me fucking insane.
4ab8c6 No.13816301
I can't think of any moments where Geralt isn't the smartest guy in the room.
000000 No.13816303
>>13815362
He's way beyond wizardhood and operates on complete different level, mortal. He understands that physical form is nothing but molecular soup that serves as a vessel for a great mind.
4d7b10 No.13816324
>>13813819
How about fapping to Chloe in a pixie cut and jeans while listening to the Trap Remix of the song playing in the background? How gay is that?
4ab8c6 No.13816326
>>13815761
I don't think 47 is really that smart himself. He's more like an autistic savant in terms of assassination skills besides that he's not too bright seeing as how in literally every single game he walks right into a setup(but always finagles an insane gunfight out of it)
c34bc4 No.13816342
>>13813115
I'm cringing pretty hard right now.
0d705e No.13816365
>>13814757
>is to pit two ridiculously intelligent teenagers against each other in a battle of wits.
anon, they are not intelligent if the only thing they do is outsmart others characters that are down right retarded.
4d7b10 No.13816375
4d7b10 No.13816377
467ec8 No.13816387
>>13816377
>Artemis Fowl
Holy shit I remember reading those.
0002cc No.13816401
>>13816377
>tfw no good Holly Short lewds
64ec63 No.13816417
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>>13813342
>>13813329
>vid related
>>13816365
>the only thing they do is outsmart others characters that are down right retarded
So it's just the japanese equivalent of batman?
0d705e No.13816422
>>13814646
>>13814623
>engi
>doc
>pyro
>smart
we know who is the smartest in that game
dc3ed7 No.13816447
>>13816422
kek.
>Genius tier
Engineer
>Mad Genius tier
Medic
>Well Educated professional tier
Heavy, Spy, Demoman
>Professional tier
Sniper
>Resourceful tier
Pyro
>Illiterate
Scout, Soldier
ed311a No.13816453
>>13813115
>Janitor finds this
>cleans all of it while shaking his head
Whatever point she was trying to make here is lost as there's no cohesive message just a lot of childish scribble.
87fa52 No.13816455
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>>13816422
I was going to post this exact picture >>13816447
Also have you ever heard Heavy's Russian dialog? It certainly fits the "PHD in Russian Literature" thing better than his English voice does.
ed311a No.13816496
>>13813422
If this thing (doesn't appear to be a game) were presented as a deconstruction of a misguided, childish, hipster, mindset maturing into something that *doesn't* try to be an eternal edgelord then the shit I've seen in this thread so far might be justified and be a part of a worthy story, if poorly staged.
However, as it is, it looks to be a retard who never learns, desperately trying to be oh so unique, ruining themselves in the process and then apparently dying, I'm guessing of their own retardation.
a8aa10 No.13816503
>>13816401
We got a brief shower panel from the graphic novel. Of course, someone in this thread is going to complain about western art-style because I've posted this.
ed311a No.13816509
>>13813434
He's saying Gordon isn't a 'character' because he doesn't talk, that's his metric.
87fa52 No.13816522
>>13816480
lol no. Only smart playable characters in HM were Beard, Richter, and Biker, all of which have a common theme: they got the fuck out of the killing business ASAP. I wouldn't say Jacket is stupid, but he doesn't show any signs of being much more than a 50 Blessings puppet who is really good at killing, and probably enjoys it way more than is healthy.
ed311a No.13816523
>>13813437
>"Somehow" well-trained with weapons and combat
Name an FPS where you're a stumblebum who can't reload or fight.
Arguing this point is pointless because Gordon is as good as the player is, it's a fucking game he's a virtual tool in the nicest possible way.
f9e957 No.13816528
>>13813115
>scribbling on bathroom walls is considered tough and edgy
ed311a No.13816535
>>13813915
Postal 2 was like some shit a 14 year old edgelord would write, it's not helped by being as old and clunky as it is either.
87fa52 No.13816545
>>13816503
>Two panels staring at an empty shower with text boxes
come on now
ed311a No.13816559
>>13814622
>England 'ever in Europe'
Nope
>>13815044
Mate if you're a Yank I suggest dealing with those millions of niggers stealing your bike.
f9e957 No.13816585
>>13816496
>deconstruction
The writers don't have a shred of self awareness, so that's not possible. There's one scene where she intimidates a huge, musclehead bouncer by spewing some retarded shit about how even robot ninjas and dragons wouldn't be able to stop her.
87fa52 No.13816613
>>13816522
oh right, and also Evan, but he's not a killer at all.
22cdf1 No.13816887
>>13816522
>not knowing Pardo is a genius in criminal pyschology and the only detective smart and thick skinned enough to track down the elusive miami mutilator
85da5c No.13817046
>>13816613
>but he's not a killer at all.
He is but I forget how to get him to do it.
He loses his shit on that russian guard who tells him VIP only at the bath house and kills him with a few punches, for no reason.
ab45fe No.13817109
>>13814622
Got any sources for those hope inspiring claims?
e56b59 No.13817143
>>13817046
>He is but I forget how to get him to do it.
You know when you knock an enemy down and punch them to "subdue" them? Just keep punching and, after only a few kills Evan will go murder crazy.
9ffe00 No.13817210
>>13815014
Gee, it's almost like Ability Score Increases are a thing you get every several levels, anon. Do you even /tg/?
2f7073 No.13817213
>>13816377
>>13816387
Their fun reads but god damn the series goes south on the third book. Picks up a bit on the fourth then does a nosedive when you hit Atlantic Complex or whatever it's called. Do yourself a favor and don't read past the 5th book if you ever get back into them.
d8bfa0 No.13817434
>>13817213
I read them all and thoroughly enjoyed them.
14e612 No.13817850
>>13813072
>courier
>smart
>t. easily manipulated loser that fell for obsidian's shitty writing making the main character of their fallout game this huge hero legend from the first second of the game despite the person having not actually done anything at all and the background story from a fucking DLC that your character conveniently doesn't know is that some shit you delivered in the mail happened to set off some nukes in a town somewhere
>>13813318
>why are characters designed for pedophiles retarded
Kill yourself.
>>13813997
>solid snake
>smart
Pick one.
>[long 15 minute monologue from codec call person, ends with mention of remote control]
>snake's highly intellectual and deep response: "Remote control?"
>[long 15 minute monologue from codec call person about the remote control]
>>13814772
Nigger.
10aae7 No.13818083
>>13817850
It’s been stated that Snake can speak five languages, at least that’s what the manual fluff for Metal Gear on NES said.
2f7073 No.13818120
How the fuck did you find any enjoyment out of the last 2 books? They were trash incarnate.
2f7073 No.13818126
f07aed No.13818227
>>13815237
>The Hand That Feeds You
My fucking nig
e071f2 No.13818480
>>13816887
pardo is so smart his brain literally pops out of his brain as a puppet
1c8269 No.13818566
>>13813416
If there is one thing his Epistle 3 outline proved to me once and for all, it is that Laidlaw is a hack. This isn't helping his case.
4bdd2b No.13818719
>>13813115
flowers of evil did it better
5f6a65 No.13818858
>>13817210
>every several levels
>several
Where did I say that it would require you to get several levels? If INT were simply knowledge then every single level would increase it and so would simple things like exploration or gaining stats in other aspects. For example, learning how people interact with each other to stop acting like a complete fucking autist by increasing your charisma is also increasing your knowledge, meaning that INT would increase with every single attribute and level increase.
d8bfa0 No.13819354
>>13818120
My attachment to the characters and my shit taste in literature.
2f7073 No.13819795
>>13819354
It turns into a fanfic by the end though. Whatever characters were there pretty much left when the cringe inducing shipping started occurring.
d8bfa0 No.13819811
>>13819795
That's where the shit taste comes in.
b3cf0a No.13819927
>>13813222
>CJ
>a nigger
He lives with niggers but I wouldn't call him a nigger simply because he doesn't have nigger tendencies.
944430 No.13820037
>>13814988
You've got that backwards, though.
f118c7 No.13820284
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Ironically, Bluddflag was the only commander who actually figured out Kyras' location by himself.
f118c7 No.13820359
>>13820353
>implying even /tg/ would lay a hand on Macha
Her virginity is enforced by fate itself.
Not to speak about her being fugly in Dow III
Not to speak about her being in fucking Dow III
acdd06 No.13820431
>>13820359
>implying you wouldn't lay a hand on Macha
>m-muh anal doesn't count
f118c7 No.13820455
>>13820431
You don't get it. It does not matter whether I, Tankred, or the goddamn fucking Emperor himself would even want to do Macha.
Macha. Does. Not. Get. Laid. If someone would be just nano-inches away from giving her the D, the universe itself would pull the equivalent of "Rock Falls, Everyone Dies". Or it would send Todd.
acdd06 No.13820562
>>13820455
I see your reddit spacing and raise you a lewd
85bef9 No.13820583
>>13816528
>>13813417
>>13813404
>>13813390
>>13816453
you know, its a pretty accurate depiction of the average woman
5274ea No.13820628
>>13820583
That's honestly the most damning thing about life is strange, it's so accurate it hurts.
ee15c5 No.13820825
>>13814889
>IQ and racism are inversely correlated
That means that the higher your IQ the less racist you are. Also, "high IQ" cannot correlate to anything, it's a quantity, not a scale, IQ being the scale itself.
ya dumb nigger
5274ea No.13820859
>>13820825
>Also, "high IQ" cannot correlate to anything, it's a quantity, not a scale
yes it can
cb7a57 No.13820981
>>13815683
Psychopath ≠ schizoid you stupid fuck
get out of here with that game theory bullshit
ab45fe No.13820995
>>13814889
>IQ and racism are inversely correlated
That's a swimmers body illusion, and it stems from the infiltration of academia in the USA: High IQ people are more likely to visit college, and american colleges are indoctrination camps. Uneducated and generally nonintellectual people are more likely to just trust their gut, and racism and xenophobia are natural human behaviors. This also applies to other modern decadent tendencies like homosexuality, sexual deviancy and so on.
There are many high-IQ homogeneous countries like Japan, Swiss or Israel which are very xenophobic / racist. It also gets pretty obvious once you look at the average IQs of the countries of the Axis, Japan and Germany.
85bef9 No.13822946
>>13816342
that doesnt give me a boner, it gives me warm tingly feelings
85bef9 No.13822978
>>13813073
>>13813089
>>13813322
>>13813222
>>13819927
>being fooled by big smoke
>high INT
CJ has an INT of 5 at most
his got high CH (dont mind me italian mob boss, im just some random nigger who worked for your son, totally not casing your casino in order to nig nog heist it), PER, and LK (fucking jumping off one plane onto another)
bc9d00 No.13824208
>>13816503
>2 empty shower panels with just monologue
>last 3 panels doesn't even have a good flow
<Except when…
<HAMBURG
<I'm the only female in Recon, and …
this comic has bigger problems
But i'll be optimistic and guess that these mistakes must be pretty scarce
>>13822978
This nigga right here
CJ might have a higher than average INT for his race, but we all know that he's still fucking dumb for sticking up to Big Smoke and Ryder.
>CJ has high PER
I guess that explains how he could do that dipshit nerd's missions and the loads of Sniping missions CJ gets
df5bb7 No.13826341
>CTRL + F
>no Isaac Clarke
I guess he's just an engineer because the developers said so.
75ba85 No.13826385
>>13822967
Freeman is an English name adopted in the medieval times by freed surfs. Friedman, Friedmann, and Freedman are Germanic/Jewish.