86c239 No.13811881
Wait, so let me get this straight
They have yet to finish 2 entire levels/worlds, haven't implemented co-op at ALL, and steam workshop support is iffy at best?
Why is this not an Early Access title?
b49bb4 No.13811886
Because suckers from /v/ actually bought it.
957c08 No.13811887
Only shills have actually praised the game. It's very much a budget indie game.
b51b87 No.13811892
it doesn't even have pantyshots
it's trash
eb8c37 No.13811896
>>13811881
B-b-b-b-b-b-but goy it's playable and f-fun! Therefore it's not EA! Don't you just love the quirky graphics and writing? Don't forget to BUY it my fellow channers!
c48849 No.13811898
>>13811886
>Because suckers from /v/ actually bought it.
It sold less than Lawbreakers
b49bb4 No.13811901
>>13811898
Then I must have imagined all those faggots fellating the game on release.
c48849 No.13811916
>>13811901
shills doing what they know
86c239 No.13811918
>>13811886
>>13811887
>>13811896
>>13811898
Don't get me wrong, it's cute as heck and I don't regret purchasing it but I'm just a bit miffed that I only get 2/3 of the promised completed product.
And even then, only having 6 worlds seems a bit on the skinny side in terms of content.
I haven't played a single Workshop level mod yet, but I'm sure that at least can keep me busy while I wait for actual levels.
b49bb4 No.13811923
>>13811918
>cute as heck
From Steam
>A Hat in Time is a cute-as-heck 3D platformer featuring a little girl who stitches hats for wicked powers! Freely explore giant worlds and recover Time Pieces to travel to new heights!
Hi shill
eb8c37 No.13811930
>>13811918
>eurotrash wastes $30 instead of just pirating
>he probably bought it on steam of all places
86c239 No.13811932
>>13811923
This timeline's /v/ doesn't even know how to spot shills any more, their shill radar is completely out of whack.
It's a cute game. I'm not even saying it's mechanically great, it's just cute.
ccd54e No.13811944
You also can't collect everything if you just go off the base game and they say this is a feature, thinking that mods will fix it.
c48849 No.13811952
>>13811932
You're fooling no one
58c281 No.13811974
>>13811952
Doesn't need to because he's right. It's not much of anything but content is really the only problem about it.
2c6a7e No.13813925
I want to ravioli, ravioli the hat loli.
b8db64 No.13813931
>>13811881
where's the porn?
16617c No.13813940
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>>13811881
It's because it took five years to make, and most people had already forgotten it existed. If they had waited any longer, the game would have sold even worse.
>>13813931
Pic related.
419f63 No.13813955
It was cute and fun to play, but I'm not going to throw money at it until it's finally complete. I wanna play the co-op. Also when are those pantsu/lewd mods coming?
a0f09c No.13814496
Anyone got the screenshots of them on their Jontron statement
f7faa5 No.13814581
>>13811886
>>13811896
But isn't that unethical? :^)
e677dd No.13814624
>>13814609
>fucking kill yourself fag
wew lad
caab7f No.13814627
d93198 No.13814666
>>13811892
>he doesn't know
9b799c No.13814673
419f63 No.13814697
>>13814666
Well go on then. Don't hold out on us.
dcb606 No.13815438
>>13811932
>shill praises the game using an incredibly specific marketing term
>gets called a shill
>man /v/ can't even spot shills any more
e31b1f No.13815489
>>13813940
Anon, thats not funny or arousing.
787584 No.13815507
I pirated it and overall, it's shit.
It is fun for a while but you are always wondering "when will it ever get a little challenging". Hint: Never.
It has 3 boss battles I think? Really easy ones too. 2 of them I did on the first try. The ending is the worst because it didn't feel like the end, it looked like just another level(and not even remotely challenging just like the rest of the game). Then you just have to stop playing since there is no end game content and you just feel like you wasted your time. At least it was kind of interesting on the first half, before you realized it was going to be shit.
dcb606 No.13815521
>>13815507
>I beat two of the bosses on the first try
>not getting stuck inside of the boss and having to restart the entire chapter
e31b1f No.13815530
>>13811952
>>13811923
Unironically kill yourselves you fucking goons.
Are anons not allowed to say positive things about games that they like? Even if they are actually good games too? He obviously isnt a shill either because he is pointing out obvious glaring flaws.
And why in your right mind would you thing anyone would come to try to sell people a fucking INDIE GAME out of all things in HERE out of all places? Seriously. Use your fucking heads and think about it.
787584 No.13815558
>>13815521
I got stuck near the end of the last level because one of those invisible foxes stole my hats and vanished forever. I needed it to make it past a purple wall, right after something that looked like a slide.
I ended up having to kms so I could respawn with the hats.
Another bug I faced was one where the walls that had been previously removed on that purple-ish world were restored after the boss, so to get to the time rifts I had to enable the console and use the commands "cheats on", "ghost" and "walk".
4b8cee No.13815568
>>13811901
>implying they didn't just pirate it
you're delusional as fuck.
c48849 No.13815579
>>13815530
>why aren't you letting us regurgitate marketing talking points instead of a shred of an original thought?
>>Use your fucking heads and think about it
How about you use yours and stop being a fucking retard?
c52461 No.13815718
The game is fun and I liked it a lot
dcb606 No.13816133
>>13815558
I once got stuck on the wrong side of a purple wall before I even unlocked the hat. Luckily, I could travel directly upwards and clip through the ceiling by wall jumping repeatedly off a corner. Maybe I should have turned the console on.
befbc7 No.13817053
I liked the game. Better than the alternatives out there atm.
Granted it might not be hard to be better than the others when the only other good alternative is Mario and that comes with a $400 price tag and sucking Nintendo dick.
Still I enjoyed the game and am quite fine with waiting for 2 more worlds and co-op. The workshop levels have kept me happy as well.
At least the makers of this game were able to keep their bullshit in check as well unlike Yooka-Layee.
cba0f6 No.13817089
>>13815507
>The ending is the worst because it didn't feel like the end, it looked like just another level
It's a linear, giant lava-filled castle that would make Bowser proud. How does that not feel like the end? The planet in the window of the ship even changes once you unlock it.
294f5d No.13817097
>>13817089
I was a bit taken back at how the game just lets you play the "last level" only after 25 hourglasses.
Also what the fuck is up with all this hat yarn
>>13815579
You should come back when you want to discuss something rather than copy paste lines to greentext before posting a shitty retort.
cba0f6 No.13817115
>>13817097
>what the fuck is up with all this hat yarn
Dev incompetency. The yarn and the tokens are seriously the only rewards for exploration that they could come up with, and, even then, the tokens were a last minute addition to replace some yarn balls, because there were just so many of them. God forbid they put the roulette rewards out in the world to find. That would make too much sense.
86c239 No.13817119
>join the official hat in time discord
>call main character a loli
>all the users sperg the fuck out and post reaction images at me
>devs ban the word "loli" and every time you try to say it a bot calls you out in the server
I just… what? I joined the server for modding help, and this ends up happening. I'm so confused.
cba0f6 No.13817129
>>13817115
I guess I forgot the relics. Those exist, too, but there's not that many of them.
e765bd No.13817133
>>13817119
>I can't contain my power level and don't understand what's happening
86c239 No.13817136
>>13817133
>contain my power level
>saying the word "loli"
c52461 No.13817138
>>13817136
Normalfaggots fear the loli
7d2f41 No.13817139
>purchasing a game that isn't a complete game
>giving money to people without a single piece of financial information or background check
>giving money to someone with not a single ounce of credibility or respect in the gaming industry
>giving money because you like the way the main character looks
cba0f6 No.13817141
>>13817119
To most of the rest of the internet, loli typically means "little girl for sex". It's stupid, but you really shouldn't be joining official game discords expecting them to be like an imageboard.
86c239 No.13817145
>>13817138
>>13817141
What is the "rest of the internet"
294f5d No.13817166
>>13817115
That seems plausible. I found it disheartening that there only were like 4 relics. It was interesting to have those display pieces in the ship and seeing what hatgirl's reactions were to the stuff she finds on the planet. I'm confused that the game seems to forgot that hatgirl is a fucking alien from space.
>>13817119
>using loli without knowing where you're at
Should've expected normalfags to flip shit if you refer to young girl characters like that. Also normally hatgirl isn't inherently loli due to being of western origin
7d2f41 No.13817170
>>13817145
>youtube comment section is representative of anything
We get it, you don't understand that these things are not supposed to be said outside of private conversations and on imageboards such as this. Would you go out and wear kek merchandise? Would you go out and seriously say shit like "white power"?
No, you wouldn't, and you shouldn't use the word loli in communities like those unless you want people to interpret it as having a sexual meaning.
That discord is likely filled with several """journalists""" who are waiting to write a negative story. I know several discords who were reported on in the media, such as Outer Heaven during HWNDU.
86c239 No.13817182
>>13817170
>Would you go out and seriously say shit like "white power"?
I have a coworker that says this a lot.
1fd551 No.13817185
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I didn't buy it, I only like it for the loods.
>>13817133
>not using a concise term because people may think you browse the internet
7d2f41 No.13817194
>>13817182
>choosing a single aspect and attempting to prove it wrong with unverifiable information that more likely than not you're making up
38bf52 No.13817230
>>13817139
UGHH THICCEEERRRRRRRRRRRRRR
c52461 No.13818325
>>13818289
The forest is my favorite level, lots of variety in the environment and it's fun to scooter around. Shame that they didn't add scooter challenges, someone should mod a racing track or something. when I have time off this winter I will mod the shit out of this game
a8ab02 No.13818366
>>13817230
I still wonder how people actually spent money on this game. I mean, it's not that horrible, it just works, but people should realize it's not because there's giant tits and ass that it's a good game.
8e4ca6 No.13824216
25ae93 No.13824425
>>13814496
They never made a statement as far as I am aware. He's still in the game.