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File: 5ec6ef70bae54ae⋯.png (1000.94 KB, 1024x768, 4:3, Age_of_Barbarian_Preview_I….png)

ae2c0d No.13803240

What the fuck even is this game?

>Play as warrior princess

>Jungle level

>Jungle Nigger: "White bitch, what you doin here?

>WP: Maybe I have come to play, with all of you

>JN: laughs and approaches ready to rape white warrior babe

>WP: slices his dick clean off. "Oops, it looks like you dropped something"

Aside from castrating dudes, there is cutting off their heads, slicing them off at the knee caps, disemboweling them, there's ample amounts of cheesecake, beefcake for the ladies, nude breasts. Combat is simple, levels are simple, bosses are all about figuring out how to stun lock them, and yet, it's so stupid, and fun, and stupidly fun.

Is this the best worst game, or worst best game ever?

b5bb4a No.13803318

>>13803240

Sounds reminiscent of the Amazon Queen movies from the 80's.


cfc6c2 No.13803345

File: bf80c35561a595b⋯.jpg (162.59 KB, 1536x864, 16:9, ss_3e0b39bec76c2d1d3e3d805….jpg)

>>13803240

I like golden axe but I can't say I'm into bestiality.


ae2c0d No.13803354

>>13803345

There's no actual sex in the game, just nude boobs. If you don't complete that mini game the saber-tooth rips your guts out.

But it sure implies she about to get raped.


c4c843 No.13803397

I'd like it if the character models didn't look ugly.


10d52f No.13803432

>Lazily posed DAZ models

I wanna say my bar for what acceptable to have in a video game is anything I wouldn't personally be able implement right now.

It's not a very high bar, but this doesn't look like it could clear it.


cfc6c2 No.13803507

>>13803354

Gee, I didn't figure that out based on it being steam shovelware. Thanks Captain Buzzkill.


2488a3 No.13803587

>What the fuck even is this game?

Shit.


9ee87e No.13803821

Is that bootleg Conan? lmao


1ecb2b No.13807682

>>13803345

are they making babbies?

>>13803354

seems like they forgot to add the lewd?


a94056 No.13818098

File: e198d496abce1de⋯.swf (9.39 MB, 0x40_Hues_v5.0.swf)




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