36c92d No.13753690
You guys ready for your officially licensed Fallout 4 VR scent candle?
http://archive.is/vEZ1w
Perhaps they're not doing all that well financially anymore.
5482a7 No.13753708
If tie-in products is a sure sign of an IP failing, then I guess Star Wars doesn't exist in this universe.
Seriously, who let the kids out tonight?
998739 No.13753721
>>13753708
That's toys though, not something as pathetic as scented candles. On top of that the star wars IP isn't doing so hot right now either. Disney sure did a number on them.
36c92d No.13753726
>>13753708
A scented can not a toy, Todd.
3b8943 No.13753732
>>13753721
>That's toys though, not something as pathetic as scented candles.
It's called diversifying your product spread, and your point is moot when Fallout does have toys associated with the IP.
>. On top of that the star wars IP isn't doing so hot right now either. Disney sure did a number on them.
You couldn't be more wrong.
b5191c No.13753742
>>13753721
Fuck are you on? Everyone loves strong independent Jedi woman. Star Wars is more popular than ever.
242cc4 No.13753749
>>13753690
>rustic nuclear fallout scent
>WONDERING the wastelands
6c205e No.13753752
>>13753742
I want to punch all of them in the face
I miss Carrie though
6537d3 No.13753755
>make scented candle that smells like death and decay
>people buy it because it fits in with the aesthetic of some game
If other games did this, what would it look like?
>left 4 dead
>scented candle smelling of rotting deer carcass to fit the mood
1c7216 No.13753763
>>13753755
>Smash Brothers candles
>smells like sweat and cum
d7e35d No.13753766
>>13753690
what are the odds of that shit being toxic?
c30339 No.13753772
>logo is a skull
>skull plastered on the "buy now" button
>nuclear decay scented
So the immediate subconscious reaction is that this is carcinogenic and will kill you. That's excellent marketing.
aae19d No.13753783
>>13753690
Who buys this shit? How much is it, and why the fuck would they make this? If it was skyrim then that might make sense but the only thing a nuclear wasteland would smell like is dust and shit.
36c92d No.13753805
>>13753766
>>13753772
I can see Todd Howard trying to kill Fallout fans for not embracing paid mods.
674444 No.13753807
>>13753708
Nigger they are hocking scented candles and claiming it will enhance your VR experience.
3b8943 No.13753812
>>13753807
And that indicates the health of an IP how?
483a4b No.13753816
Sounds like a good purchase.
>>13753755
>skinwalker encounter scented candles
674444 No.13753817
>>13753812
Are you a butthurt fanboy or a literal autist?
d267c2 No.13753829
>FEEL the wasteland with our officially liscensed deathclaw dick dildo! Big enough and readily ribbed to fill that gaping hole our game left in you
2b57a3 No.13753834
>>13753763
smells like sweat and freshly laid eggs haha
3b8943 No.13753837
>>13753817
I'm neither because I don't like Fallout. I'm just pointing out how retarded it is to assume an IP is failing because they decided to branch out and make different types of tie-in merch.
baa798 No.13753838
>>13753690
>nuclear decay scented candle
So it smells like bad BBQ and chinese plastic and lead?
>>13753742
1. FOR ISRAEL!
2. When the space meth helps me forget how my family was burned to a crisp by the ruling government
3. Cocaine I need it I want it I gotta get fucking high fuck yeah looove me some cocaine right about now
4. IMA STRONK JEDI NOW N SHEEIT
5b821d No.13753854
I can think of one game-themed scented candle I'd like…
ab4bb3 No.13753869
>>13753732
Star of david wars is still making money, but poisoning the well
842a93 No.13753890
242cc4 No.13753898
>>13753890
That's todd howard.
No idea
ce431e No.13753908
0df622 No.13753913
>>13753898
if i recall correctly it's actually from a manga called Teppu about girls on MMA and the tall main character in the pic is actually an edgy asshole, not waifu material.
36c92d No.13753914
>>13753869
The toys aren't selling well. They still sell to collectors when new ones come out but they're not coming off the shelves at the same level they did before Disney brought it. Personally I've seen the same Star Wars toys sitting in the exact same spot for months on end without any change.
9e45f6 No.13753958
So what does nuclear decay actually smell like?
>>13753742
>9gag watermark
(you) need to go back
674444 No.13753962
>>13753837
Autist then. Gotcha.
009405 No.13753978
It actually looks like a pretty neat idea on paper In practice it's probably pretty shitty
ac4cf2 No.13753987
I wonder what kind of game would smell like my room.
Probably Dwarf Fortress after you break into a commiebloc smash the skulls of a bunch of peasants after breaking every bone in their body and drink your own sweat to quench your thirst.
c087bc No.13753995
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
>>13753982
>>13753914
Kids have Ipads nowadays, this isn't the 80s or early 00s where that business was already in decline.
803478 No.13753996
>>13753987
nah it would probably be more akin to the mandatory swwer level from [insert your favorite game here]
d7c63f No.13753999
>>13753829
Bad Dragon had a dildo based on a "character" that was a Deathclaw in everything but name, but that was before they retooled the website to remove all references to fantasy characters.
>>13753987
>what kind of game would smell like my room
Whatever game smells like coffee and lubricant.
bb64c0 No.13754008
>>13753690
>nuclear decay scented candle
How fast did fallout go from maybe giving a broad overview of what radiation was like to thinking it had a smell and having no idea about it?
ac4cf2 No.13754010
>>1375996
Not really I rarely smell like piss because I insert toilet paper into my foreskin so the leftovers come out, also I don't stop wiping until the paper only comes out wet.
I go months on end without showering and I live right besides a butchery so that's a pretty unique smell.
d7c63f No.13754019
>>13754010
>I insert toilet paper into my foreskin so the leftovers come out
Always wondered why most men don't sop up those last drops of piss instead of letting them drip into their underwear. Is using toilet paper when you pee (even just a single square) not manly?
f00c6e No.13754035
We're coming full circle back to smell o vision.
>>13754010
What the fuck
c087bc No.13754043
>>13754008
>>13753690
You know whats disgusts me though?
The first Fallout games criticized this unrestrained abuse of merchandising and consumerism and they usually did it with Vault Boy which is used to sell said out of place ridiculous and useless merchandise.
6537d3 No.13754061
>>13754010
>holds hygiene up to the point of sticking toilet paper in foreskin
>doesn't shower for months
02dd31 No.13754066
>VR scent candle
Vr seems pretty dead if the best they can do is some scented candles to "enhance the experience"
6726ac No.13754069
>>13753690
actually thats a sign that they know how that hipsters love fallout 4 and would probably buy it if they knew about it to make sure their friends know that they're "hip and trendy" or however they say it these days
36c92d No.13754073
>>13754066
They're trying to use VR to resell Fallout 4 at full price and no one's happy about it. Top that with everyone probably cancelling Fallout 4 VR orders after the paid mods debacle.
9d49ff No.13754075
>>13754010
>i dont smell like piss you guys
But you sure smell like shit.
d7c63f No.13754076
>>13753999
>TFW nobody will check my trips
But Deathclaw dicks are srs bsns.
3b8943 No.13754084
>>13754010
I totally believe you and your post.
6537d3 No.13754092
>>13754084
Because a fat guy not showering for months and putting stuff in his foreskin is not the most believable thing you've read on /v/?
cd1b9c No.13754099
What the fuck man, I've seen it all now
a5f486 No.13754100
>>13753708
>Who let the kids out tonight?
I don't know, I was about to ask you the same question.
aae19d No.13754102
>>13754010
I swear I've read this before.
d7e35d No.13754107
>>13754010
I also use a bunch of toilet paper to cover my dick when im reading gook vanilla lewd comics, it helps to absorb all the precum that i start leaking when the kissing start.
a2219f No.13754161
>>13753999
>they retooled the website to remove all references to fantasy characters
What the fuck. Fantasy is the whole point.
I was going to reply to his post with that dildo, since I remembered seeing it a while ago, but I just looked at the site and I can't even tell which one it is. They're just oddly-shaped lumps of silicone now.
How the fuck do dragon dildos, one of the archetypal examples of weird internet shit, end up ruined by normalfags?
674444 No.13754178
>>13754010
Capped for posterity.
7acf9a No.13754192
>>13753766
>>13753772
That would be a good thing.
fbc817 No.13754194
I think that one fat, Tumblrette at the pre-E3 conference where it was unveiled, when the host goes out and talks to the Fans outside the hall, perfectly encapsulated the ideal market that Bethesda was trying to lure. Thanks to them, my mind now associates Fallout with the equivalent of Big Bang Theory. Have a Vault Boy shirt? You must have a quadruple digit IQ to enjoy the subtleties of Fallout 4's dialogue.
The merchandising for Fallout 4 was off the scale. I'm dreading the horrors we'll see for The Elder Scrolls VI. A lot of "Skyrim 2"-tier shit I bet since TES5 is the entry that drew in the modern video art Player™.
d7c63f No.13754203
>>13754161
From some poking, seems it was the Nocturne (signature color even comes with an undercoat of glowing radioactive green), but I can't find the original art that went with it.
>How the fuck do dragon dildos end up ruined by normalfags?
I DON'T KNOW BUT IT HAPPENED.
36c92d No.13754215
>>13754203
>I DON'T KNOW BUT IT HAPPENED.
Trickle Down Memeonomics.
What's memed about on imageboards eventually finds its way down the line to reddit and then facebook.
9782f7 No.13754248
>>13754215
Saddening. But the problems are not memes themselves, I'd say the problem comes from normalfags.
aae19d No.13754253
>>13754248
>imgur as the meal
Isn't that shit essentially owned by reddit?
b774a2 No.13754255
>>13754253
Imgur is the corn in the shit, yes. They don’t create a damn thing.
d7c63f No.13754260
>>13754253
Needs an addendum where "mainstream media" is somewhere in a sewage treatment plant, holding up a glass of shitty water, saying "is it too late for us to join in?"
fe4ecb No.13754268
>>13754248
Imgur is reddit though
1840e1 No.13754272
>>13754010
>insert toilet paper into my foreskin
>into
you know you are supposed to roll it back before you start taking a piss and then dab a bit of toilet paper on the tip when you're done, right?
36c92d No.13754275
>>13754248
I never said the problem was the memes. Pay attention.
1c7216 No.13754284
>>13754043
Fallout's whole anti-consumerism shtick, however tongue-in-cheek in may have been, kinda falls flat on it's face when the games are all chock full of disposable pop culture references. There's also the trouble with just about everyone who was ever involved with the series turning into SJWs or worse, but I guess what can you expect from people with office jobs in California.
28355e No.13754303
you know if VR tech wasn't jank as fuck this would be a mildly interesting concept, but VR is jank as fuck so write that off. I can only imagine the smell of post apocalypse is the smell of unwashed taint as well
24557d No.13754442
>>13754010
>this entire post
87b9db No.13754450
>>13753742
Luke is the best, clearly.
ccd509 No.13754469
>>13753690
It probably costs 3 cents to slap a sticker on some shitty Chinese candles. Guarentee you these aren’t custom candles, they’re likely for sale under a dozen different names. This isn’t a sign of anything other than the low esteem Bethesda holds their customers. Stupid cattle to be milked dry with shitty products that embarrass their IP.
6d39d0 No.13754517
>>13753755
>If other games did this, what would it look like?
Did people already forget this stupid shit has been done?
226cb7 No.13754541
>>13754107
does anyone else leak precum like a tap?
674444 No.13754552
>>13754493
>implying Vice wasn't already a royal piece of shit in 2013
87b9db No.13754553
>>13754541
Yes, it's actually a big problem for me.
If your dick becomes diamonds for any reason suddenly it looks like you've pissed yourself.
a2219f No.13754568
>>13754541
Yes. On one hand it's annoying because it soaks through my underwear and jeans and makes a visible spot if I start reading doujins while I still have pants on. But on the other hand it helps a lot when you masturbate with a baseball pitch style grip instead of the conventional fist grip, since that style needs lubrication when you're cut. And precum is hot anyway, so I'd rather put up with the dampness than be drier.
4d9cc1 No.13754572
>>13754010
put me in the reddit screen cap plz
28355e No.13754588
>>13754579
what the fuck is with normalfags and eating ass.
db3820 No.13754590
>>13754588
>(((normalfags)))
6f9b67 No.13754591
>>13753690
>its a candle
I was expecting it to be a scent generator that releases certain smells depending on where you are in game, I'm disappointed.
6200c4 No.13754609
>>13754010
hah epic guy does strange thing so we all reply to him 8>)
4ba76c No.13754627
09029c No.13754628
>Fallout 4 scented Candle
What does mediocrity smell like?
6f9b67 No.13754633
>>13754059
Good! We could always use more foreskins :^)
87b9db No.13754639
>>13754588
Fuck knows, normalfags are strange.
>>13754579
>Moylan
>Bryce
What the fuck is wrong with the Irish? I see their names in articles like this just as often as I see echos.
36c92d No.13754640
>>13754628
Salty milk and coins.
b28bcd No.13754646
>>13753817
He is something even worse. He's right.
87b9db No.13754661
>>13754628
>The Adventures of Elmo in Rapeland
>Bill & Ted's Excellent Rape Adventure
>The Neverending Rape
>Everybody Rapes Raymond
No joke these are fucking hilarious.
b774a2 No.13754685
>>13754588
>jews push degeneracy after degeneracy after degeneracy after degeneracy after degeneracy since Weimar Berlin, the test run for the sexual revolution
>all media says mentally defective behaviors are sane and normal
>then YOU come along–with your abject lack of understanding of objectivity–and claim that regular people like this shit
Out.
681193 No.13754703
>>13754203
Nocturne's okay, but personally it's too long for the girth you get.
309459 No.13754974
>>13754661
megg mogg and owl, it's good shit, thank me later
6c205e No.13755073
>>13754974
>thank me later
9e1a2d No.13755090
What does Nuclear Decay smell like? Any Japanese or Ukranian folk that could explain?
d7c63f No.13755112
>>13754628
Why does one of them just say "Robin Williams"?
89d95e No.13755137
>>13753690
Are you retarded? It's not a fucking VR accessory despite what they're marketing it as, it's them dipping their toe into new waters. The fact that someone in a position to do so said "yeah, spend money making and marketing a candle" means that they're rolling in fucking dosh and are probably going to expand their brand even more if people actually buy this retarded shit. Hope you're ready for Vault-Boy lights and vault door throw pillows at Bed Bath and Beyond.
682a7a No.13755140
>>13753690
>rustic nuclear
When I think of the countryside, I think of nuclear bombs. 99% sure the peanut-paid chimp who wrote that has no idea what rustic means.
682a7a No.13755143
Also forgot to mention that OP is retarded if he thinks some shitty merch = ded company
37127b No.13755210
>>13754628
>>13754661
>Dude, Where's My Rape?
>Home Alone 2: Raped in New York
>Buffy the Vampire Rapist
>I Know What You Raped Last Summer
956d2c No.13755267
>>13754628
>Rape For Your Life, Charlie Brown!
>My Kid Could Rape That
>Honey, I Raped the Kids
>9 1/2 Rapes
>Dude, Where's My Rape?
Having watched Diebuster recently, that last one kind of fits one of the characters reactions to coming across an attempted one.
226cb7 No.13755328
cd0752 No.13755383
>mark and his goons deleting posts again
Stop making half of the threads unreadable faggots
898a10 No.13755390
36c92d No.13755414
6b135d No.13755425
>>13753690
I can only guess based on my own experiences but I seriously doubt anyone would want any room of his house smelling like a post apocalyptic wasteland
3b0cd4 No.13755437
>>13753690
What does nuclear fallout smell like?
01f160 No.13755444
>>13754628
>R.A.P.E.
>Rape!
>Jurrasic Rape
>The Talented Mr. Rapely
>Fraggle Rape
>Robin Williams
6f9b67 No.13755446
>>13755437
Probably smells like smoke.
>inb4 some autist lights a Fallout 4 candle in a small room and gasses him self
682a7a No.13755464
>>13755446
>some dumbass lights the candle and puts on his VR headset and headphones on
>midway through his session, he starts to feel very hot
>removes his headset and sees that the candle's flame ignited his window curtains, eventually engulfing half his room in flames
I wonder if a lawsuit will come from this thing
6d6d10 No.13755467
I sometimes wonder if Todd wants to leave Bethesda and is just stalling time before he can launch a 2018 bid for Senate
6d6d10 No.13755468
>>13753690
Also what does Nuclear decay smell like and how does Bethesda know what it smells like without dying
6d6d10 No.13755472
>>13753914
>The toys aren't selling well
Nigger Disney made its fucking money back on the Star Wars purchase on Merchandising alone before the shitty new movie came out
c46530 No.13755480
>>13755437
>What does nuclear fallout smell like?
hA-hA just wondering
19f93c No.13755498
483a4b No.13755637
>>13755446
>implying you can gas yourself with a candle
Not even Smiley could manage that. Come on. That's now how shit works.
8cf411 No.13755715
>>13755467
You have to be above a certain height to be a senator.
c2aeb0 No.13755787
>>13754102
That would be me, but I just cover the tip with paper like a turban
I dont know why I ended up posting it on /v/, but it happened
afba17 No.13755876
>>13754194
You hadn't figured? That was Fallout 3's whole thing way back when; they've been playing that marketing game to that audience for a decade now.
afba17 No.13755891
>>13755128
Yup. And for the last few years he's just been milking its mainstream success.
afba17 No.13755914
>>13755891
*mainstream success/VICE audience success
6d6d10 No.13755919
>>13755715
Then how the fuck is Rand Paul a senator
8cf411 No.13755929
>>13755919
Rand Paul is 1.70. How tall is the Toddler?
9af1b2 No.13756038
>>13754161
>>13754203
Apparently there's an option to turn them back on if you have an account. It's in account options as like fantasy mode or something I don't know exactly and only read this On youtube comments for Bad Dragon videos so take it as you will.
Still sucks for the casual visitor.
9a745e No.13756075
>>13756038
>>13754203
Don't worry /v/, no matter what happens, we'll always have eachother
Sanfran fags will definitely be purged in under 5 years I am certain of it
7f9514 No.13756115
>>13753690
>Fallout 4 scented candle
So it smells like rotting garbage rat shit and decaying flesh? Because no one in the game seems to understand how the clean up anything with towns that have piles and pile of trash everywhere.
Yeah i'm sure that will be a hit.
24f9b0 No.13756133
>>13753721
>On top of that the star wars IP isn't doing so hot right now either. Disney sure did a number on them.
I never stop marveling at the delusion anons have on this board
c2aeb0 No.13756144
>>13756133
Relatively speaking, it is in decline
b8cdb3 No.13756150
>>13754010
put a wick innit
24f9b0 No.13756159
>>13756144
How would you even know
Because bad spin offs didn't make 2 billions like episode 7?
6d6d10 No.13756268
>>13755929
>Rand Paul is 1.70
You're kidding right
Todd is 1.88m look it up
Also didn't know Randlet was assaulted recently
24f9b0 No.13756300
>>13756268
>Todd is 1.88m look it up
It's not actually mentioned anywhere on the internet
6d6d10 No.13756314
253912 No.13756315
>>13756300
whoa you mean Google search results are tailored to your browsing history and don't give useful info anymore?
welcome to 2013 anon
cbdb69 No.13756317
ba67cb No.13756319
>>13754974
this is the original night in the woods, isn't it?
b8cdb3 No.13756324
>VR candle
I entirely missed that part. Nothing better than adding a flammable hazard to that sort of environment.
24f9b0 No.13756327
>>13756315
…?
Are you fucking retarded?
That's not how it works you spastic cunt, find me that info if you're so smart.
cbdb69 No.13756330
>>13756324
Flammable hazard happens when you put VR helmet on. You smell fire when you're getting your flamethrower. But its actually your curtains burning.
cd0752 No.13756334
>>13756327
can you prove him wrong?
24f9b0 No.13756338
>>13756334
I posted a screenshot proving him wrong, the info isn't even on wikipedia.
Feel free to post a page that has his height if you can find it
91a687 No.13756340
>>13754010
Oh wow, i'm not the only one. I also weep my teeth with the kitchen paper towels because i'm pretty lazy to use the toothbrush.
cbdb69 No.13756342
>>13756338
Faggots, i told you from where google infobox pulled stats..
>Height: 6-2 Weight: 235 Age: 52
>Born: 2/18/1965 Bryan , TX
>College: Texas A&M
>Experience: 2 Seasons
caeea1 No.13756360
>>13755929
Todd is as big as Kojimbo.
220609 No.13756362
>>13754541
Yeah, I barely masturbate so I leak like crazy.
cd0752 No.13756370
>>13754541
tfw I read it as
>does anyone else leak precum like a trap?
I think I need a break from this place.
4240e4 No.13756376
i don't understand this shit, are you supposed to light these up in your room while playing? is the scent not gonna get you sick after an extended period of time? how the fuck do these guys know what each planet smells like
cbdb69 No.13756396
>>13756376
Its a marketing. Another capitalist consumerist shit. They don't know how mars scents. They just sell you dirt that burns and emits scent of shit it burns. But its all good as long as retards buy it.
2e73c5 No.13756402
>>13756376
I wonder what Mars smells like, haha
cbdb69 No.13756407
>>13756402
I remember when i got to university the first time, all my friends buy themselves beer, and i instead stuff my mouth with Mars chocolate bars. They look at me like on a retard.
bd396d No.13756408
>>13756396
>Another capitalist consumerist shit
You have to go back.
>>>/leftpol/
cbdb69 No.13756412
>>13756408
Yeah, i hate capitalism, but this doesn't mean i love communism. So go back to reddit.
2dbf0f No.13756472
>>13754609
I think that's how an image board works.
How have you been using it?
8627d3 No.13756490
>>13753908
>Teppu
Did anything ever end up happening in Teppu? I stop reading because nothing ever really happened and all the characters were either one note or completely unlikable.
c194d1 No.13756496
>>13753690
This Mexican man's laughter is legitimately fucking contagious.
c194d1 No.13756513
>>13754010
Nigger, showers are also important for relaxing and relieving stress.
What the actual fuck is wrong with you not wanting to take one?
8627d3 No.13756524
>>13754010
Just reading this makes me want to go take a shower.
34ee53 No.13756538
>>13753690
>nuclear fallout scented
wat
3019dd No.13756552
>>13753721
>Star Wars make toys so they are doing badly
>space ball with the toilet paper and underwear was a wacky scene rather then a jab to reality
9bc4b0 No.13756556
>>13756513
>What the actual fuck is wrong with you not wanting to take one?
Maybe it's some kind of epigenetic trauma? :^) We need to know his stance on lampshades, just to be sure.
3019dd No.13756560
>>13753749
>being shorter than her
3019dd No.13756622
>>13754588
it have to be clean first and foremost. I like the sensation of buttcheeks pushing on my cheeks and the slight surprise she gets but it's mostly to give a good feeling for the girl so she will do more kinky shit
3019dd No.13756655
>>13754628
>full metal rapist
>honey I raped the kids
>the good the bad and the rapey
>raping miss daisy
>101 raped dalmatians
840e91 No.13756661
>>13756538
It smells like dust.
Posting some of the fallout 1 manual since it has some relevant information
36c92d No.13756663
>>13756538
People have been asking this all thread so I decided to actually look it up. Apparently nuclear meltdown has a metallic taste/smell. But radiation itself is odorless, then closest you could get to it generating a smell is the smell of the shit it destroys burning.
So burning buildings and corpses I guess salty milk and coins.
c7765c No.13756714
>>13753755
>Illusion games
>scented candles smell like sex
89d95e No.13756809
I've always wanted to see a nuclear blast with my own eyes.
840e91 No.13756815
>>13756809
Seems like it would be neat, I bet those blast viewing parties in the 50's in Las Vegas would have been cool
89d95e No.13756845
>>13756815
>Rooftop of a casino, all of Las Vegas beneath you
>Martini in one hand, cigarette in the other, a follies girl in your lap
>Wearing a tux and sunglasses at night
>Slightly drunk and simultaneously going up and coming down on a cocktail of entirely legal pharmaceuticals
>Rat pack record in the background
>Platters of canapes being passed around
>All while witnessing the most awesome and sobering spectacle in the history of mankind
I think about them fairly often.
c194d1 No.13756875
>>13756524
Let's all shitpost and call each other faggots while taking showers by using water protection.
220609 No.13756879
c194d1 No.13756890
>>13754685
Stop being a faggot. Anon blatantly made an incorrect observation and disgustedly wanted to know what the fuck is wrong with normalfags.
9a5287 No.13756920
>>13755498
not enough evidence and its rule of everyshop that shelves have to be stacked to full.
226b65 No.13757268
>>13756663
and the metallic taste is the blood in your mouth from loosening teeth
6537d3 No.13757383
>>13756845
IIRC the bomb test site was dozens of miles away from Vegas, through a ton of mountains, so you couldn't see them from the strip.
Here, have a wallpaper.
840e91 No.13757431
>>13757383
Yeah I believe you actually had to drive out to a location to watch
ac4cf2 No.13757681
Todd's height isn't on wikipedia anymore because some anon removed the info after the thread that noticed his height was a lie was made.
t. remembers that glorious day.
d7d90c No.13757778
>>13756340
Holy shit the amount of tartar on your teeth must be off the charts. Enjoy that early death anon.
53d602 No.13757972
>>13753816
What game has a skinwalker in it?
3e2388 No.13757982
>>13753749
why is 1.82 > 1.88?
3e2388 No.13758001
>>13754272
>supposed to roll it back
I can't be the only one that finds not doing that to be easier to aim and avoid spills
1c7216 No.13758020
>>13757982
The joke is that it's an edit and Todd lies about his height.
4574b3 No.13759011
>>13753807
Inb4 the literal autist burn their house down.
6537d3 No.13759023
>>13754010
Also someone put me in the cap, if I'm not already.
4574b3 No.13759029
>>13756407
>Beer
>No peanuts
>No jerky
>No crisps
>No comfy stew
Your friends are still retards, good thing you didn't join them like one too.
a4c0a3 No.13759358
>>13753690
>officially licensed Fallout 4 VR scent candle
>nuclear fallout scented
>not scented like burning tires, fresh blood, and raw sewage
… I mean, if they don't sell, then they could just repackage the tin to put some ooga-booga masks on it and sell it as "authentic scents of Africa".
fc03fa No.13759404
>>13754272
>>13758001
rolling back i have to actually aim directly, but I usually roll it back, shake my benis and it does the job well
93f136 No.13759460
>>13759358
when that still doesn't sell, cram it in a monkey's skull and sell it as Sao Paulo scents.
9f9898 No.13759479
>>13754010
You put toilet paper in your foreskin or you wipe you dick head with toilet paper? Dude what the fuck is wrong with you?
23519d No.13759509
>>13754010
hello r/8chan you guys are all welcome to come here! :~)
19c06b No.13759518
>>13759404
wouldn't pee get everywhere if you shake?
36c92d No.13759528
>>13757268
No it woudn't be. The incident I'm referring to didn't expel enough nuclear material to make peoples teeth fallout immediately.
9e1a2d No.13759550
>>13754010
>I go months on end without showering
Nearing 3 months here anon, i think people are getting suspicious, i might go for another but i think my skin is already begging me to take a bath, might give up today and face my mortal enemy, soap.
076b9d No.13759552
>>13754010
I really hope this is fake, but you can't be sure these days
34fd7a No.13759557
>>13754010
I'm more interested in what caused this post than anything else.
898a10 No.13759566
>>13755414
I'm not kidding, I really want to smell it.
24557d No.13759568
>>13759550
>3 fucking months
Are you French? How can you not shower at least once every day?
9e1a2d No.13759585
>>13759568
depression is a hell of a drug anon
34ee53 No.13759617
3809fb No.13759646
>>13754541
I have never had a drop of precum in my entire life.
Does precum decrease your libido in the same way of accidentally shooting a partial load?
6eae25 No.13759655
>>13753690
What the fuck would "nuclear decay" scent even smell like?
>>13756376
So would the Venus candle just emit extra high quantities of CO2 and sulfuric acid rain vapor?
852c38 No.13759688
>Perhaps they're not doing all that well financially anymore.
Or maybe they doing so good financially and have such a bloated budget that they hire useless marketers that come out with ideas like this?
Really makes me think
6e9f9e No.13759705
>>13759646
No, it is just natural boner lube.
852c38 No.13759706
>>13753766
none since the production is outsourced to professional candle making company that only slaps fallout name on it you brain dead retard
34ee53 No.13759723
>>13759646
I think your dick is broken
667666 No.13759733
>>13753807
Well it kinda does. Racing simulation in VR is a bit lacking if you can't smell petrol and rubber characteristic scent of a race track.
a4c0a3 No.13759784
>>13759733
>Racing simulation in VR is a bit lacking if you can't smell petrol and rubber characteristic scent of a race track.
You can remedy that easily by just moving your TV and game machine out into the garage, turn on the car, and make sure the garage door is shut tight so a wayward wind doesn't blow all the aromatics out into the street.
81be85 No.13759788
>>13759646
Try edging for a long while, or stop masturbating for some weeks
483a4b No.13759794
>>13756324
I don't get this, is it autism? Do you really think if you look away from a candle it sets your house on fire?
>>13756407
>your friends drink beer
>you stuff your face with candy
>you probably break the stool and make everyone in the bar laugh at your because you make the "400lb hacker" meme look thin
Fatass.
>>13756661
>>13756664
Is there any scientific basis for it or is it just memeing that's taken at face value because muh nostalgia gaming?
>>13757972
>game
You think skinwalkers are a game? Do you even go innawoods?
>>13759550
You and the other disgusting NEET anon. Defenestrate yourselves.
667666 No.13759806
>>13759784
>VR
>TV
I wish speaking of something you have no idea about was punishable offense.
e2756b No.13759820
>wait for eventual fall in price
>buy in bulk
>use as part of Halloween haunted house once a year
>profit
Will be a fun halloween.
aae19d No.13759833
>>13759806
>the joke
>your head
852c38 No.13759843
>>13759820
I have a better plan for you
>Buy regular candles instead of overpriced gimmick shit
ee6884 No.13760256
>>13754019
>most men don't sop up those last drops of piss instead of letting them drip into their underwear.
Damn savages. *Provided* they have a choice in the matter, sometime that shit strikes late.
ee6884 No.13760326
>>13756376
They had some wax, some dye and some stink and crucially some dopes to unthinkingly buy them.
ee6884 No.13760381
>>13759550
You fucking people are gross, we can smell you from 20ft you rank bastard. A grimy 19 year old smoker grease factory who wears the same ratty outfit for fucking months rolls into my shop every now and then, his hair is like rancid oil, the stink of him threatens the cells up my nostrils. I have to pin the fucking door open and put fans on to get the stank of him out.
c0f0b6 No.13760395
>>13758020
You just had to open your mouth.
13f6b3 No.13760530
>>13754541
No but I want to, loads of precum is hot as fuck.
7c225c No.13760764
>>13753807
It' starting to feel dangerously close to a snake oil salesman tbh.
7c225c No.13760783
>>13754043
>>13754008
Because the original fallout was a critique on 50s american culture, as well as a game that tried to explore the moral ethics, life and political fallout of a world that barely survived a nuclear holocaust. The new Fallouts are about merchandising and walking through boston streets while listening to jaunty 50s tunes about radiation and joking quests. Almost everything the original fallouts were against.
d5c0bd No.13760896
>>13756327
>doesn't know about the information bubble
I'm not sure where you are but it's definitely below spastic cunt.
a4c0a3 No.13760988
>>13760783
Fallout wasn't a critique of 50's American culture, it just used 50's world-of-tomorrow visions as a vehicle to tell the story since it provided a nice contrast of the utopian paradise promised, with all the flaws and ugliness of human nature turned loose on it until it imploded. Even then the 50's/60's aesthetic itself was usually supplemented with more real-world and contemporary sci-fi technology.
Fallout wasn't a critique of the 50's, it was reflection of the perceived death of the American dream by rampant corporate greed, hyper-commercialization, and fear mongering that really hit it's peak in the late 80's and early 90's.
This "critique of 1950's american culture" bullshit started with Bethesda, who being the massive greedy hyper-commercializing corporation that they are - either missed the point entire, or tried to bury it so that they could sell you lunch boxes and scented candles and bullshit with the Vault-Boy plastered all over them to promote a useless product that was wholly devoid of any substance.
7216e2 No.13764271
>>13759794
The post you were replying to was talking about vidya you faggot, not your petrol sniffing-induced trip
ee6884 No.13764286
>>13754628
Anyone else notice 'Robin Williams' near the bottom right?
Mighty Rapin' Power Rapists gets my gong.