66c515 No.13719808
This looks fucking terrible. Ellie looks like she's 35 in this. What the fuck were they thinking?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UzdNECcio54
e69160 No.13719809
>>13719808
>child miscegenating dyke grows up to be an adult miscegenating dyke
>being surprised by this
You deserve it.
e69160 No.13719821
Also
>le evil religion may may
Yet again, huh kikes?
c250ed No.13719824
66c515 No.13719831
>>13719821
Isn't the game director one?
04b1e7 No.13719832
>>13719808
That's a man, baby
fa0a37 No.13719842
>>13719808
>Ellie
where does it say that?
>can't embed
back to cuckchan
we also had a thread about that, faggith.
e69160 No.13719845
>>13719842
>where does it say that?
It’s the fucking voice actress.
411c84 No.13719848
>>13719821
>implying religion isn't truly evil antichristian tool for manipulation of people
b5aedb No.13719853
990322 No.13719855
>>13719821
>(((religion)))
06191e No.13719859
>>13719808
That looks like a fucking man.
d07ad9 No.13719863
>>13719821
What is the point of religion anyway? I just find it as a way to have faith. But nooo. Religious books have to be fucked up.
sage because offtopic
fa0a37 No.13719864
>>13719831
Yes
>>13719845
I thought she didn't talk in the trailer and what about the previous trailer where they showed her face and body?
>>13719848
christanity is just crypto juadism, tbh
34308f No.13719866
Y'all need god motherfuckers, better believing in something that teaches me values than being a godless nigga with no concern for others.
d07ad9 No.13719867
>>13719863
I'm fucking retarded.
91be03 No.13719871
>>13719808
>I'M A BAD BITCH RAAARGH
I hope that's a man, I really do. Making an earnest caricature out of a female character wasn't cool the first five million times some kike tried it, and it hasn't magically improved.
c6eca1 No.13719876
>>13719808
>normalfag game
>no webm
bdf67f No.13719889
>>13719808
It looks like they put a teenage boy's face on a steroid user's body.
5cc063 No.13719902
>>13719808
She got broader shoulders than most dudes. And those veins on her arms, for a female, holy shit is she taking steroids or something?
7a085a No.13719908
df9450 No.13719919
>>13719808
>Those shoulders
>Those pythons
There's strong female character… then, there's just a man with tits.
31849d No.13719929
The trailer triggered the SJWs, Cucktaku, and Polygon. So it's good.
I'm not even buying the Last of Us 2 used, because of Cuckmann. There's games that I see as superior than this on the Playstation 4.
f44ec3 No.13719930
What are the chances the lead writer's wife has been juicing lately?
614795 No.13719938
>>13719808
I know a chick like this.
It happens. It's rare, but it happens. The thing is that it takes a bit of dedication.
But what they basically did is they made her the female version of RE5 Chris. Where there is a logical conclusion to be drawn here and that is if your life or job is basically fighting monsters and other humans all day every day to survive then you'd likely buff up. Either naturally through the stresses of the job or through dedicated training.
Chris from RE5 is that logical conclusion but taken overboard. Instead of slightly beefing him up from his 1998 days (a decently physically fit air-force guy turned cop) they made him into a roided monsters (pic related). This of course would take dedicated training, eating, maybe actually roids.
Ellie here is basically that same mistake. If trying to stay logical (as much as you can anyway) Ellie should have a good tone to her body but she likely wouldn't be able to get all the food needed to build that muscle and said muscle would have to come from dedicated training anyway.
Unless it's going to be explained that she's got some hormonal uptick in testosterone somehow, this doesn't seem right. Because what you see there is the body of a 16 year old sports playing boy.
df9450 No.13719942
>>13719929
>The trailer triggered the SJWs, Cucktaku, and Polygon. So it's good.
>Game literally crafted by Druckmann to be Anita approved
>Pisses off crowd it's pandering to
Any source on that, anon?
0f53d6 No.13719945
>>13719808
who is that guy?
and where is my webm, shill?
4eca01 No.13719946
>>13719808
That's supposed to be the girl protagonist from the last of us? What the fuck
614795 No.13719950
>>13719942
>Anita approved
Is she even still doing anything with games lately? Hasn't that witch flown off to fuck with other communities yet?
a2b310 No.13719956
I refuse to believe that after multiple episodes of tender lovings with Joel that Ellie would turn into a mannish dyke.
f44ec3 No.13719966
>>13719956
Extended anal does weird things to female brain, man.
df9450 No.13719967
>>13719950
>Is she even still doing anything with games lately?
From what I've read about her, she's still bringing brought in conversations about "Women in the gaming community". And, studios (Unsurprisingly, AAA studios) are hiring her to critique the development of their games to ensure maximum diversity.
31849d No.13719970
3e0764 No.13719981
>>13719808
lol what a joke
ebed0b No.13719990
>>13719808
This is Ellie in the first trailer for the sequel. I don't think that's her.
39f817 No.13719999
Is ellie a man now? Do they have hormone therapy after the apocalypse?
df9450 No.13720001
>The violence is particularly upsetting as it features the assault of women. Violent attacks on women, many times for perfunctory purposes, isn’t new. The Killing Joke saw the Joker torture Barbara Gordon in a statement that reinforced the notion that gender influences violence. The volatile imagery used in the trailer to underline the heinous acts being committed are familiar scenes to us. We’ve seen this play out in other TV shows or movies before, and in real life. 35 percent of women have experienced violence at the hands of another person in their lifetime, according to 2017 report from the United Nations.
>The fact that their antagonist is a woman herself does little to undercut what this trailer is on its most blunt level: an extended sequence of brutal and unexplained violence against women being used to thrill the viewer, and ultimately, sell a video game.
<Women can be strong lead characters, but any violence against them is sexist in nature
No, anon. You did good. That's enough retardation for one man.
df9450 No.13720005
614795 No.13720009
>>13719967
Damn…
Hey, remember when you were a kid and you had all kinds of ideas about video games and how they should be made and what would make them awesome? How it would be a dream to be able to go into a game studio and just give them your ideas and they would be eager to take them and use them?
How that would never happen because of course realistically game companies would want people with actual talent at making games before they ever let something like that childhood dream happen?
Well, she's living your childhood dream, anon.
e39ed7 No.13720017
>>13719808
>38 replies
>zero webm
a1b447 No.13720019
>>13719808
Is that Ellie? not even Ellen Page looks so manly.
df9450 No.13720022
>>13719999 (Checked)
Nice. Very nice.
75bb99 No.13720023
>>13720017
Worse yet, OP is a cuckchanner, liked the first game and can't embed
3a61a4 No.13720024
>>13719808
I don't know what you're all complaining about, they're trying to mimic Hollywood movies and she's exactly the type of womanly figure Hollywood would cast! Bravo!
e69160 No.13720027
>>13719990
This is Elizabeth in the first Bioshock Infinite trailer. Do you believe in ✡design changes✡ now?
ebed0b No.13720033
Also Ellie in the first trailer has tattoos on her arms, this "woman" doesn't.
200b12 No.13720038
>>13719808
>What the fuck were they thinking?
If this is what it takes to get male feminist devs to get hard, so be it.
5cc063 No.13720043
>>13720009
Well it doesn't seem too farfetched to base a business on it actually. There would be some out of the box brilliant ideas to develop vidya on. So you get your ideas from idealistic dreamers and turn them into games.
Just map out the idea and then you have the team with an actual experienced leadership to make the game happen. And you of course charge the guy for the idea and in turn if the game turns profit give some of the money to him because it was his idea.
ebed0b No.13720046
>>13720027
I don't know how it feels to be retarded, but empathizing with you is helping me understand.
5cc063 No.13720052
>>13720033
How do you get a tattoo in a post-apocalyptic world? Where spores and shit will fuck you up?
cfb045 No.13720058
>tumblrized
Fuck. Maybe TLoU2 is an allegory for what feminism does to cute girls
b93735 No.13720059
>>13720017
>>13720023
Here it is.
I checked myself to see if that thing was a woman, because I didn't believe it and I thought OP was trolling. No, it's actually a woman.
Here's a hooktube link which redirects from the youtube video directly so it doesn't give IGN or whatever the fuck views, I'm not embedding the youtube link for that reason
https://www.hooktube.com/watch?v=VXUPpxA32Og
IF you want to see the actual youtube video just replace "hook" in the above URL with "you"
f44ec3 No.13720062
>>13720043
It makes zero business sense to do this kind of stuff with some overly vindictive feminist cunt with massive political pull though. Some random nobody could be forgotten within a week if you decide to not credit him but this bitch will hang your entire studio by the balls if you do anything less than give her the golden throne. Even if they were getting big government grants it can't be worth all the red tape.
ebed0b No.13720065
>>13720059
Well no shit it's a woman, but it's not Ellie.
a6e4d0 No.13720072
>>13719950
>>13719967
She's the Al Sharpton of feminism. She kicks the door of a game studio and tells them to make games that won't sell. So far she's done a good job (Mirror's Edge Catalyst, ME:A…).
Also she has a Twitch channel but it's her tranny friend who plays all the games.
5cc063 No.13720080
>>13720062
I just mean't in general. You have to greenlight the ideas and whatnot of course, i heavily doubt a sheboon can come up with any good ideas. It takes some creativity and talent to come up with original and good ideas, which would weed out the SJW's pretty fast.
e69160 No.13720087
>>13720046
Great argument, dipshit. Way to go. It’s the same voice actress.
f44ec3 No.13720093
>>13720080
>which would weed out the SJW's pretty fast.
And net you an empty studio in today's market. Get with the times gramps.
0d33a4 No.13720099
I know a ton of girls who looked really like they wold grow up to be hot and ended up as fugly as Ellie.
cfb045 No.13720102
Jesus christ the whole cast looks like its straight out of antifa
by the way the last screencap is the same >girl
ebed0b No.13720107
df9450 No.13720109
>>13720072
>She's the Al Sharpton of feminism. She kicks the door of a game studio and tells them to make games that won't sell. So far she's done a good job
>(Mirror's Edge Catalyst, ME:A…)
So, nothing of value is lost. Honestly, AAA gaming needs to crash anyway. Ham fisted feminism is a good enough catalyst. That and microtransactions and lootboxes that seem to be becoming the new norm.
614795 No.13720116
>>13720102
Nobody in antifa looks like they can rip open a wet paper bag.
If I had to guess, skinheads? Probably going to be some shoehorned white supremacists for no fucking reason.
They'll probably have a MAGA hat sitting around somewhere.
f44ec3 No.13720126
>>13720102
This looks like a SyFy original movie.
cfb045 No.13720131
d07ad9 No.13720134
>>13720022
Ohhohohoho yeahhhh
3e0764 No.13720139
>>13720102
>The ideal woman to a feminist is the one that is most like a man.
5cc063 No.13720148
>>13720093
Nah, i'll just relocate to Hungary. Gotta stay ahead of the curve if you want to be succesfall current year man.
d07ad9 No.13720151
>>13720027
If I see big tits, I don't care.
b93735 No.13720154
>>13720102
they literally took a male 3D model and made small adjustments to face and chest to make it "female"
The very tiny percentage of women who literally have arms like that in real life take regular testosterone injections and powerlift in order to get them, it is virtually impossible for a woman to get that way naturally no matter how much she works out.
t. /fit/izen
Son of a bitch do I fucking hate this progressive faggots, always doing everything they can to constantly force everything to fit their worldview rather than vice versa.
591312 No.13720158
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
>>13719809
>>13719808
Ellie always been a THOT
31849d No.13720171
>>13720065
I heard that's Ellie's mom, Anon. I dunno if the trailer is showing a prologue, a flashback, or will have prequel-ish elements in a sequel.
0d33a4 No.13720182
>>13720093
There isn't a single competent coder out there who is an sjw. It's all the human resources and "ideas guys" that are this cancer.
f44ec3 No.13720186
>>13720182
>competent coder
We're talking about AAA games here, pal.
31849d No.13720193
>>13720102
I'd say they look like the Sun Queen cultists from Tomb Raider (2013), Antifa is wimpy, even their attacks are wimpy. But since this is current Naughty Dog with Druckmann in charge, I'll say they're cucked versions of the Sun Queen cultists.
18027d No.13720215
>>13719808
Not all the brainwashing regiments in the world will have me believe that model is anything but a guy's body with a stronk womyn's face pasted onto it. AAA games are so hard to look at these days with how atrocious these "things" look despite advancing tech.
0f53d6 No.13720225
>>13719970
>mfw they will NEVER EVER be happy
d07ad9 No.13720259
>>13720154
>Son of a bitch do I fucking hate this progressive faggots, always doing everything they can to constantly force everything to fit their worldview rather than vice versa.
A - fucking - men.
Why can't we have games with no
politics involved? Postal 2's a good
== example.
31849d No.13720273
132f12 No.13720283
>>13719808
whoa
so strong
so independant
31849d No.13720285
9f0b2f No.13720300
>>13720259
>Why can't we have games with no
politics involved?
HAHAHAHAHA
4157f4 No.13720308
a37eee No.13720314
>>13720001
So everything that documentary "The Red Pill" says is true, men have disposable lives but women don't.
f39fc7 No.13720327
>>13719808
(((Druckmann))) must have some major skeletons in his closet if he can point at images of well-shaped women and see a problem.
31849d No.13720349
>>13720327
Agree, Anon. Those skeletons are godzilla-size.
Unrelated, at least I can excuse Cortana (she's a robot, who can take any form she likes, or so I heard) and Quiet has a bad condition which requires her to breath through her skin. They can be skimpy.
a1b447 No.13720356
>>13720349
I prefer Yoko Taro's argument when it comes to those kind of characters.
0f53d6 No.13720364
>>13720349
>at least I can excuse
there is a comic floating around about why the artists made those girls like that,
at the end there was the artist of dragon crown saying he loves boobs
31849d No.13720371
>>13720356
That's better and way based, the other example I gave was for one to at least understand the background and story, which will further complicate things to non-gamers or those outside of the fandom.
a1b447 No.13720385
>>13720371
I for example want to make an exploration game starring a gynoid to have an excuse for some customization and appeal.
577ab2 No.13720394
>>13719956
>not the lust of ass
improve yourself.
>>13720052
Same world where both being, "rebels", "smugglers" and part of the army is literally just murder for no reason.
a09312 No.13720414
>>13719808
Jesus, no effort huh?
31849d No.13720427
3e0764 No.13720437
>>13720349
>>13720327
Nothing wrong with a courtesy character like Quiet for eye-candy. This is our hobby, allow us the service.
3e0764 No.13720440
67e677 No.13720443
>>13720349
>I am such a faggot I need justification for lewds
You need to go back.
0f53d6 No.13720467
>>13720437
>Quiet for eye-candy
she only looked nice when she was wearing the sniper wolf uniform
c1abf6 No.13720473
>>13719966
Tell me more anon.
66c515 No.13720476
MUH VIOLENCE AGAINST WOMYN
2c79ee No.13720479
>>13720414
Question for you, /v/, do you enjoy "mature" videogames?
661731 No.13720490
>>13720476
Hahaha holy shit what a bunch of fucking idiots. No self awareness.
I hope to god this shit bombs
e1d437 No.13720491
>>13720479
Hell yeah I enjoy porn games.
a1b447 No.13720492
>>13720479
Define "mature" videogames.
2c79ee No.13720505
>>13720492
The kind that scream "take us seriously".
66c515 No.13720506
>>13719970
>35 percent of women have experienced violence at the hands of another person in their lifetime, according to 2017 report from the United Nations.
What does this have to do with video games?
https://archive.fo/8ZFj3
dc3bef No.13720509
I'm not sure what I'm going to fap to harder, the idea of watching a woman's arms get broken with hammers or Neil getting eaten alive by his own cadre
0f53d6 No.13720510
>>13720479
>do you enjoy "mature" videogames
yes
852dc8 No.13720521
>>13720476
Oh boy, its another case of how bad violent video games are. Hatred had more grotesque scenes. But i think you should let them to shit on jewish dog.
a1b447 No.13720522
>>13720505
Then I don't like them.
6fc615 No.13720533
>>13720414
Woah look at all that gameplay.
66c515 No.13720539
>>13720414
Anon, the file size limit is now at 16 MB, just so you know.
1f3a0b No.13720546
>>13719808
>le gurl powah
game's over, everybody. go home.
31849d No.13720553
>>13720509
Why not do both, Anon?
67e677 No.13720565
>>13720476
>womyn are strong
>games are art
>stop showing us violence against womyn you shitlord
These people should be gassed, if only to safeguard the genepool against them.
8443d7 No.13720568
>>13720510
do you have a torrent for that game? I've been meaning to play it and apparently i'm too retarded to find it.
sage for offtopic
dc3bef No.13720569
>>13720553
Oh holy shit anon I'd rub myself raw. No, no, moderation is key, I need to pick one. Seriously, though, the salt being spilled over muh violins against wombyn is wonderful. Galbrush commenter was right and we all know it, and the SJWs keep proving it.
f44ec3 No.13720578
>>13720476
This is what happens when you market games to the willingly forgetful and take nearly half a decade to shit them out.
577ab2 No.13720580
>>13720414
I wish ND did extensive research on how fast does your neck snap when hanged.
Preferably entire studio should go and find out on their own, first hand
cafabb No.13720582
>>13719970
>womyn can be badass feminist fighters too!!!
>WTF!?!?! why is there so much violence against womyn!?
a09312 No.13720598
>>13720539
Oh, is that so? Well thanks anon I'll keep that in mind for other webms.
dc3bef No.13720600
>>13720580
Your neck snaps when that rope bottoms out, game over man. The problem is that without a proper gallows setup it's actually pretty dicey.
31849d No.13720602
>>13720569
How about Neil getting eaten alive? Since there'll be more fap material that the salt mines will generate once the game comes out.
dc3bef No.13720617
>>13720602
Feminist tears are the best lube
8443d7 No.13720620
>>13720600
based on the trailer it looks like they just hoisted her ass into the noose. Hard to tell since the trailer is so fucking dark. But based on that assumption it really boils down to your ability to hold your breath and the strength of your neck muscles combined with weight.
bd44d0 No.13720635
>>13719808
Holy fucking YUCK!
acfcbd No.13720643
>>13720640
That's a bold fucking claim friendo.
dc3bef No.13720646
>>13720640
>(1)
Here's your (you), now go back to ResetEra
31849d No.13720647
>>13720620
All I know is that woman, which the bad guys were trying to hang and knife up, should've been dead by the time Asian boy tells Asian woman to cut the rope.
e69160 No.13720648
>>13720640
Nah, kill yourself.
661731 No.13720652
>>13720640
I'd prefer red dead redemption.
bd44d0 No.13720656
>>13720640
This. Just look at MGS4.
3e0764 No.13720658
>>13720640
I own a ps4 and TLOU and never even finished it :/
bbf165 No.13720662
>>13719808
Are you sure that's supposed to be Ellie?
Not some new random dyke character?
4a4542 No.13720664
Reminds me of the chick from that shitty RE movie
25b3d3 No.13720669
>>13719808
>What the fuck were they thinking?
You should have asked that when they decided to stop making games like Crash Bandicoot and Jak, and start making 'serious, deep, philosophical' movie-games instead
31849d No.13720683
>>13720643
But Steam and GoG already has Activision, Ubisoft, and bits of EA.
67e677 No.13720686
>>13720669
>serious, deep, philosophical
Uncharted at least pretended to be a fun adventure. Then they hired the yid, fired one of the rare competent women in the industry because she wouldn't shill "muh soggy knees in the industry" and proceeded to do what always happens when a Jew infestation takes root.
577ab2 No.13720688
>>13719808
I like the lack of any features that would prove or even suggest humans are a sexually dymorphic species.
e69160 No.13720693
>>13720678
>oy vey i was blown the fuck out but you’re all lying
Reported.
67e677 No.13720696
>>13720688
That's the female ideal according to Marxist ideology. A worker ant indistinguishable from her male counterpart to the feed into the meatgrinder to enrich the Jew.
a09312 No.13720699
>>13720620
It kinda looks like the rope is attached to the shoulders but that might just be the darkness in the trailer.
Of course using the torture method of hoisting someone by their hand that are bound backwards would be something more interesting but what did I expect
31849d No.13720703
>>13720669
>>13720686
Agree. Naughty Dog wants to outdo Ubisoft, Activision, and the indie company that made Yooka Laylee in being cucky.
d4e778 No.13720706
>>13719919
There's no tits at all. It's just a nasty ass tranny.
0fe179 No.13720707
>>13720696
its cool that im not jewish then
67e677 No.13720711
>>13720706
They obviously take inspiration from Hollywood.
f44ec3 No.13720715
>>13720688
This is being directed and written by a Jew, anon. The same race that spawns by stirring in bloody foreskins with ash and matzah.
e1d437 No.13720716
>>13720711
That's a fridge.
dc3bef No.13720722
>>13720711
There's the itty bitty titty committee and then there's being flat enough to iron shirts on. God damn.
1f3a0b No.13720725
>>13720711
who put a bikini on a surfboard?
c6a553 No.13720734
>>13720620
Don't forget your blood circulation is more than likely being cut off by the tightness of the rope. She should have at least been passed out by the time they rescued her.
d56e09 No.13720738
>>13719808
>>13719809
>>13719821
She looks like a lesbian though, the butch types.
577ab2 No.13720745
>>13719821
This is something fresh because a nigger is a high-ranking entity in that (((cult)))
d4e778 No.13720756
>>13720711
>Flatter than a fucking ironing board, and no curves at all.
How the fuck does one fix this?
b2d441 No.13720763
>>13720711
I have more tits than her, and I'm male
70af0e No.13720764
661731 No.13720771
>>13720702
? How is it like stalker or dark messiah?
>hurr muh dark atmosphere
661731 No.13720773
>>13720738
She looks like a man.
67e677 No.13720783
>>13720756
Go back in time and prevent the Jews from inbreeding for a few thousand years.
577ab2 No.13720788
>>13720783
Wouldn't stopping FDR from getting elected fix it?
Shooting McCollum could work.
661731 No.13720797
d4e778 No.13720809
>>13720788
Hitler can you tell a little more of this McCollum fellow, it's been ages since I took a history class.
cd3db1 No.13720812
So this new TLOU stars a cuntboi?
67e677 No.13720820
>>13720809
Cocksucker that drew up a memo listing what the US needed to do to force Japan into attacking the US, and thus into a war it couldn't win.
>>13720812
It starts the ugly dyke from the first game doing whatever. ND gave us this wonderful trailer just to inform us how "mature" and "serious" their newest YouTube exclusive was going to be.
31849d No.13720823
>>13720812
Two or three of them, but the trailer was so dark. I mixed up Asian archer with the others.
8dc690 No.13720827
>>13720568
lemme see if I can work this shit out.
>>/hgg/113891
6a3a8d No.13720834
3DPD, butch and femishit continues to only show how undesirable and pathetically edgy it is.
Any fresh, hot memes yet? Ellie looks fucking hilarious particularly.
c0a231 No.13720836
>>13720154
Maybe she's juicing?
577ab2 No.13720846
>>13720820
>>13720809
Brainiac who (((theorized))) an 8-point plan how to provoke Japan into attacking the USA so they have a reason to retaliate with public support.
Best goys say that it was a pure coincidence all 8 points (((fulfilled themselves))).
Imagine if he played lotto, only 6 numbers to guess!
c0a231 No.13720849
>>13720844
I could easily mistake that for a dude.
6a3a8d No.13720850
Seriously, how great is it these retards are finally really starting to show how incompetent at any kind of "narrative" or character writing it is whatsoever, let alone making games worth paying hard earned paychecks for?
f44ec3 No.13720856
>>13720756
A hula hoop and a time machine.
6a3a8d No.13720864
>>13720844
Wait for them to make her the equivalent of fat Nathan Drake with dyed hair in 3.
31849d No.13720870
>>13720864
That's more depressing. Considering Naughty Dog got rid of Fat! Nathan Drake.
577ab2 No.13720875
>>13720844
Check out my OC, Elliot Rojer, he's a young but ambitious pirate who lost his hand in a fight with a giant shark, and the eye when he forgot he lost his hand.
31849d No.13720881
>>13719967
Last I heard, she went to "critiquing" films. Earlier, Anita tried making a short documentary about women history "forgotten."
31849d No.13720886
>>13720875
Anon, ya forgotten the "Do not steal" tag that I usually see in Deviantart.
bf49a0 No.13720901
Oh look, the sequel to "the gameplay isn't very good but the story is so great" the game. I don't think I could care less.
577ab2 No.13720907
>>13720886
He's a pirate so that'd be hypocritical.
dc3bef No.13720910
>>13720901
But anon this isn't a sequel to Planescape Torment
3357d1 No.13720917
She is built like a horse and has no tits. Just like the NuLara from the movie.
31849d No.13720920
>>13720912
I can see this as a character in Last of Us 4 or 5, Anon.
dd7b0b No.13720934
>>13719821
>(((Religion)))
Good goy, keep chopping your childrens penises off and remember man is weak and remember self hatred!
31849d No.13720942
>>13720917
The actress for NuLara in the Tomb Raider (2013) movie is Swedish, I heard.
ef12f7 No.13720947
Not to mention that the only male present in the trailer looks like a fucking weak ass girl.
dc3bef No.13720951
>>13720934
Circumcision isn't required for Christians. The doctors who make a business of it are the real problem here.
323e9c No.13720966
So they're in sort of a "damned if you do, damned if you don't" scenario now. If they cave to the muh violenz gainst wimmin squealers, delay the game, and remove all that stuff, the game will be bland as fuck and normal fans will drop it like a hot turd. If they keep it in, squealers will up their pitch, it will get terrible mainstream press, and sales will suffer. As someone who's just in it to point and laugh, I feel like there's no way to lose, here.
f44ec3 No.13720999
>>13720966
Given their pathological masochism I wouldn't be surprised to find out they do this shit on purpose and want to fail.
6a3a8d No.13721011
>>13720901
But The Last of Us is actually a game unlike the other art house shit everyone hates. Which is why I wish no one used it as an argument against walking simulator/indie shit.
It has melee, shooting gameplay, inventory management, easy deaths that require at least some planning to progress and even stealth mechanics. Obviously, not everyone is going to like it, but it is legitimately a videogame that at least actually uses its story for what it enables gameplay, which is exactly what Carmack is fucking talking about when he said it's expected to be there. That much I'll give it credit for.
6a3a8d No.13721019
>>13720901
>>13721011
And no, I don't fucking like it, I just acknowledge it's an actual videogame even if it became the symptom of a large problem in all kinds of ways.
827078 No.13721021
>>13719808
It looks like they took Rey's head and pasted it onto the body of a beefy manlet with gynecomastia
31849d No.13721023
>>13721011
I heard that the first Last of Us game is good/awesome, Anon. It's to the point that I can't believe that it was kinda birthed out of Women Vs. Tropes.
1f3a0b No.13721030
>>13720966
the outrage could actually be a publicity stunt or something. i mean, the entire point of portraying violence against women in a story like this is to illustrate that the bad guy are really, really bad; it shows that the protagonists are facing very high stakes because the bad guys are so bad that they're willing to abandon the human instinct against killing/hurting women. violence against women is inherently outrageous, these fucking children on twitter are only supporting the narrative/emotional concept that the trailer was based on.
26d1bb No.13721032
6a3a8d No.13721035
>>13721021
When do we get more manlets in vidya from Ass Effect onwards?
I don't know what it is, but shitposting and entire thread derails about manlets never stop being funny. Kind of like Communism.
323e9c No.13721050
>>13721030
It's possible. I personally think what we're seeing lately in media and games is the beginning stages of "the snake eating its own tale" with these people. It can only escalate from here, which is great!
6a3a8d No.13721064
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>>13721032
That reminds me, my brother made this video and I watched it all the way through.
He used to love this game when he first played it after getting his PS4 and Sleeping Dogs, so I still can't figure out what he's trying to critique about it.
0b00c9 No.13721082
Is LoU2 implying Ellie managed to get hormone treatment or roids in a post apocalyptic world?
c7a2f6 No.13721086
>>13720327
>complaining about objectified females in a game that's 90% homolust
1f3a0b No.13721088
>>13721082
uh excuse you, nazi. did you just assume elliot's gender?
6a3a8d No.13721097
>>13721078
He just likes to upload some shit sometimes. Hates Jewtube, , Kikebook and Shitter and slowly drifted away from 8ch entirely after GamerGate resulted in the death of 4chan. Now shit occasionally shitposts on /pol/.
Maybe he knows first hand what made everything so shit, video games and the internet most of all.
c7a2f6 No.13721105
>>13720696
>tfw you still have your foreskin, so Jew powers do not work on you
cd3db1 No.13721107
>>13721097
What sort of brotherly things do you do with your bro? Do you Nothing lewd, but incest would be nice too! with him?
6a3a8d No.13721115
>>13721107
Older brother, not older sister, you fucking fag.
479c09 No.13721116
>>13720027
>This is Elizabeth in the first Bioshock Infinite trailer. Do you believe in ✡design changes✡ now?
No it's not, that's from the Bioshock: Infinite commercial you lying nigger.
cd3db1 No.13721124
>>13721115
>Implying you'd do your sister if you had one
Disgusting, get your sick mind out of the gutter.
6a3a8d No.13721129
>>13721124
Are you insinuating sinful anons don't love their equally immoral sisters?
7ab76e No.13721132
>>13720001
Also:
>unexplained violence
Yeah, it's not like this game has any pre-existing lore or anything that explains why everyone's gone feral and people would do fucked up things like this to one another.
SJW's, piss, moan and cry about representation, they want to do everything a man can do, but once you put them in roles formerly reserved for men, they cry about muh violence against womyn. Well, which is it bitch, are you stronk, independent and capable of doing everything a man can, or if you can't take it should you shut the fuck up and make me my fucking sandwich.
e2013b No.13721134
>>13720763
So do I, and I'm a fucking skeleton
6a3a8d No.13721142
>>13721132
Make your own damn sandwich, you fat fuck. I do and I'm almost the human equivalent of a sloth.
4ac8d0 No.13721158
>>13721146
poor anon, hope he can birth a healthy child at least
6a3a8d No.13721164
>>13721158
>birth
Traps can't even have babies, you stupid fag.
cd3db1 No.13721180
>>13721164
Never heard of butt babies?
d93579 No.13721187
Looks like shes on male hormones and about to fight in japan
6a3a8d No.13721188
>>13721180
That's just a magical girl meme.
d93579 No.13721191
>>13721180
>Never heard of butt babies?
niggers?
1f3a0b No.13721195
>>13721187
>pants are very loose in the crotch
Clearly concealing a large penis.
cd3db1 No.13721198
File: b40a0bcf55994bb⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 90.39 KB, 717x960, 239:320, 479967_645928048758009_357….jpg)
>>13721191
>>13721188
Ya'll niggus have clearly never read Harry Potter
6a3a8d No.13721208
>>13721191
Legitimate niggers don't even have ass faces, just a monkey skull at worst.
>>13721198
>Harry and Draco
Even by fanficshit standards this is retarded nonsense.
31849d No.13721211
>>13721198
Looks like Tumblr or Deviantart.
cd3db1 No.13721215
>>13721211
Much of this shit predates Tumblr and Deviantart, there's been male pregnancies in the Harry Potter fandom for years.
d93579 No.13721219
>>13721208
>Legitimate niggers
I was thinking of brown babies being made in the toilet.
7cb0fc No.13721227
>>13719808
Was Ellie a boy all along? He looks fucking ripped.
6a3a8d No.13721243
>>13721227
/fit/ needs to stop being gay and get their shit together.
6a3a8d No.13721249
>>13721215
Only girls can have babies. This is why it's cute and stupidly charming in yuri.
4157f4 No.13721250
>>13720479
>>13720505
how do you take nigger-loving steroid-abusing dikes seriously?
31849d No.13721261
>>13721250
They, Naughty Dog, might as well re-title the games as that. Same with Uncharted, they should call it "Cuck-tarted."
dd7b0b No.13721268
>>13720001
>You can attack a man and that is ok but if you attack a women that is sexist
>TREAT WOMEN LIKE MEN
>BUT DON'T USE THEM AS ENEMIES ONLY MEN
>Randomly brings up a 30 year old comic book
6a3a8d No.13721287
>>13721250
>>13721282
Someone leatherman this.
e1d437 No.13721289
>>13721268
They brought it up because DC made an animated movie of it recently. The only reason they even know the name is because they got outraged at a villain being a villain, completely ignoring what James went through in it.
fe4af9 No.13721292
>>13719808
At first glance I thought that was Darryl from the fucking Walking Dead show holy fuck. Ellie was kinda hot in the first game but JESUS fucking Christ they beat her over the head with the unfuckable stick or something.
6a3a8d No.13721298
>>13721292
I don't know what it is, but that pose reminds me of fucking Bane.
31849d No.13721300
>>13721292
They did the same thing with Captain Marvel and Squirrel Girl.
6a3a8d No.13721325
I can't wait for Joel to be redesigned as Vegito after being forced to eat Buu.
31849d No.13721346
>>13721325
I don't know what Buu is, it sounds bad. Though I can't wait for them to make Joel evil for some reason ('Cause he's a straight white man) or to make him a male feminist ally.
c0114d No.13721358
>>13721325
What is this thread?
cd3db1 No.13721362
>>13721298
No one cared who I was until I began lifting.
1f3a0b No.13721367
>>13721362
She's a big guy.
cd3db1 No.13721369
0d5f0d No.13721384
>>13720139
That's not very surprising. They ultimately want to be men. They suffer from extreme penis envy.
6a3a8d No.13721393
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>>13721346
Funniest and most stupidly impossible to take seriously Dragon Ball moment ever.
Now that "women" are being made overly buff and manly while men either get cucked to numales or get even more massive, this is waiting at the end.
31849d No.13721408
>>13721393
Thanks, Anon, I get it now.
3aa466 No.13721420
Cultural marxism is all over this.
> All authority figures in this trailer are women. Only mem are goons.
> Baddie is right wing religious strawman
> Girl from last game has essentially become a pre op MTF tranny
And yet they managed to piss off the SJW crowd.
So who is their audience?
f44ec3 No.13721427
>>13721384
> They ultimately want to be men
That's the Jewish reinterpretation of the truth. What they really want is to get dicked like a jackhammer.
612a35 No.13721433
>>13719821
This reminds me of a video I saw the other day.
a6e4d0 No.13721449
>>13721250
>the last of cucks
>not "the last cis"
3aa466 No.13721455
0d5f0d No.13721476
>>13721427
Stop being a kike. That only accounts for the ones that actually want to be dicked and aren;t fucked in the head since feminism, like liberalism, is a mental disorder.
6a3a8d No.13721488
>>13721476
Can you please fucking explain how something that literally derives from liberty is so obnoxiously and unintelligently authoritarian and irresponsible?
f44ec3 No.13721491
>>13721476
Nice deflection, yid, but it won't work. No white woman actually wants to change sex and none of your lies will every change that. Begone.
fe70e5 No.13721519
>all this misogyny in the thread from kissless virgins
6a3a8d No.13721523
614795 No.13721532
>>13721519
How can you be a misogynist against a man?
d93579 No.13721545
>>13721519
this is a real women
d93579 No.13721576
>>13721433
>sam harris
its funny to see how similar some of these jews look to each other, shows the inbreeding.
fb6dff No.13721606
>>13719808
the nigger loving dick grows up to be a ripped stronk woman
who would have fucking thought?
saged for sewer shit
d2bb2d No.13721630
>>13719863
What part of it fucks it up for you? Because you can't have your cummies?
1f3a0b No.13721633
>>13721576
ben shapiro and seth rogen have the same smile.
a1b447 No.13721648
>>13721545
>>13721541
Is kind of ironic, feminists hate men so much and yet their ideal for women are men.
1f3a0b No.13721655
>>13721648
they don't hate men, just penises and y chromosomes.
5145fe No.13721656
>>13719859
Yeah, this reeks of the "real women don't look like that!!" SJW meme taken to it's extreme. Kind of like how the strongest men in the world are fat and bulky, but not cut and triangular, women who have trained hard every day of their lives don't end up looking like effeminate body builders. Look at the Olympics. These women exist to train to peak physical condition to compete against the best athletes of their sex.. and they look like normal women… Well, some of them do. Others are clearly abusing 'performance enhancers' that give them the body of a teen boy… Ironically, teen boys in high school set better records than female olympiads.
0d5f0d No.13721669
>>13721491
No sane person wants to but these people are not sane. The fact that you think they are sane or treat them as such shows how much of a yid you are. Back into the oven with you.
d93579 No.13721698
>>13721656
>the "real women don't look like that!!" SJW meme
they want everything to be ugly
31849d No.13721701
>>13721698
Yes, they want everyone to be fugly. Beauty, even average pretty-ness, is taboo.
cf982a No.13721711
>Last of Us looks fucking terrible
In other news, water is wet
WHERE IS THE FUCKING GAMEPLAY? THERE IS NONE BECAUSE THIS IS NOT A GAME
6a3a8d No.13721713
>>13721698
And we won't bullshit with it.
a5929c No.13721720
I think the first game was a generic polished turd as far as gameplay goes but I liked the story.
Now I bet Joel will be evil in this game.
SJWs hated Joel in the first game, they think that he was asserting patriarchal dominance over Ellie and that we was an irredeemable asshole the whole game, SJWs are pathologically incapable of understanding love. Now a gigantic SJW cuntbag has completely taken over Naughty Dog and he'll smear his patriarchy theory horseshit all over the game because feminists have to make absolutely everything about their fucktarded man-hating ideology.
2e7d8b No.13721737
Wait, so that fucking bulldyke is Ellie?
I thought we were getting this non-bull lesbian version? What the fuck happened?
acfcbd No.13721745
>>13721737
>that pic
>non-bull lesbian
Anon !…
1f3a0b No.13721757
>>13721745
it's a lesbian, not a bull though. bulls are fat and have shorter hair and more piercings and are uglier.
that's more of the crack addict variety of dyke.
b6f6c2 No.13721758
>>13719864
>>13721737
Pretty sure that's not Ellie, she has no tattoos in the trailer
Also waimen can get jacked
31849d No.13721762
>>13721720
Won't be surprise, Anon.
2e7d8b No.13721772
>>13721745
>>13721757
>>13721758
Even the girl she's based off of isn't that gross and she's 100% lesbian.
I've always had a crush on Ellen Page and always will.
9524a9 No.13721782
>>13721772
>she's 100% lesbian.
Maybe she's just hollywood lesbo, as in she got weinsteined one too many times and decided she likes carpet vs hebe pricks.
6597f1 No.13721784
>>13721772
>ellen page crush
I know that pain
But I managed to move on
3e0764 No.13721785
>>13721772
She was bae in Juno and Hard Candy.
cafabb No.13721786
File: 601956cf02b1550⋯.mp4 (Spoiler Image, 6.71 MB, 448x712, 56:89, 12-year-old Katelyn Nicole….mp4)
>>13720600
>>13720620
Well this is how long it would take a 12 to girl with about the same force
4157f4 No.13721791
>>13721656
even muscular women are often more feminine then the dyke in this game.
>>13721698
>ugly women don't like completion
b.b.but anon SJW's are communist, they don't believe in supply and demand :^)
>>13721737
that still looks like a bulldyke faggot.
b6f6c2 No.13721793
>>13721784
Her chin needs a good photoshopping and ten more pounds
6597f1 No.13721799
>>13721793
You're wrong and you will one day be punished for what you said
b93735 No.13721804
>>13721758
>Also waimen can get jacked
Naturally jacked women do not look like the thing posted in OP's image. The woman you posted does not look like the thing in OP's image. As I stated previously, the only way to get a woman's arms to look like that are by having her take regular testosterone injections and powerlifting. The proportions of the muscles (especially the forearms), the bulging veins, and the generally shape of the arm are taken straight from a muscular male 3D model. I've spent enough time studying physique building.
Take a look at this post >>13720102 and look at the last image. A biological human female is not going to naturally get arms that look like that, period. She would need to have the test levels of a man, and even the woman with the most testosterone on the fucking planet only has 1/10 the levels found in the male who has the lowest test levels.
b6f6c2 No.13721806
>>13721799
That is a weird fucking chin dude. Show me any other human with that wonkadoo clown chin
6597f1 No.13721810
>>13721806
There are none, that's why she's better than anyone else
6a3a8d No.13721813
>>13721720
Femishits also have to make everything pathetically about hating beauty and sexiness and will die and rot without any love or pity.
a5929c No.13721818
>>13721784
You have a shit 3D waifu.
e4d966 No.13721822
>>13721648
That's due to the fact that all women want to keep other women from getting men. At least in western society. Men used to kill other men over women, but now having a girl gets you a pat on a back and a "good job m8, go hang with yo gurl we can hang out later" while women have become the most vile backstabbers on the face of the planet to other women.
Sure there's scummy dudes who do the same shit, but the percent changed drastically from the old days.
6597f1 No.13721825
>>13721824
>>13721818
Didn't she go full jew or something
a1b447 No.13721835
>>13721785
too bad she was always cast as a mentally unstable bitch.
58a944 No.13721836
>>13720533
Sonyniggers think cinematics are gameplay
31849d No.13721844
>>13721813
Ikr and I know people that thought that I'm the prudish one.
aee02c No.13721854
>>13720102
>last screencap
>girl
fucking christ
that 'girl' has my goddamn build. that is what i fucking look like. that is not a woman's body under any circumstances
2e7d8b No.13721859
>>13721854
>that is what i fucking look like
post nudes
a5929c No.13721861
>>13721825
I don't know, but luckily I'm not /pol/
ad92bf No.13721862
>>13721772
>Ellen
>not Emma
Get a load of this PLEB
2e7d8b No.13721873
>>13721862
fucking grannylover
31849d No.13721875
Well, we and the Lyft drivers can usually blame the SJWs in Naughty Dog for the "art work." Link: https://archive.fo/eWA55
She's suppose to be an artist.
b93735 No.13721879
>>13721873
i wonder how much emma watson regrets becoming a child star and having old smelly jewish men touching her all over chuckling that they'd make her famous
31849d No.13721889
>>13721875
Her interview: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qRjZf_F3URQ&feature=youtu.be&t=6
I know who to blame for changing the kennel into rabid rainbow colored nutties at Naughty Dog.
cafabb No.13721890
>>13721830
>Русская Королева
But that's not Katya?
31849d No.13721897
>>13721879
I love the fact that the USA made her disappointed in the 2016 election.
adffa3 No.13721898
>>13721879
She seems to be happy in her role as jewish puppet judging by her HeForShe garbage.
054d49 No.13721899
>>13721859
I don't have anything capable of taking pictures.
6597f1 No.13721902
>>13721875
It's amazing how easy you can tell if someone has daddy issues by the way they draw men
fe4af9 No.13721911
>>13721899
>no webcam
>no phone
>no camera
Nigga, are you fucking broke or something? I bet you DO have something to take pic with but you're just shy. It's okay, anon. I won't judge.
adffa3 No.13721919
>>13721911
Its not that unusual to not have a device to take pictures. I don't either.
054d49 No.13721927
>>13721911
I just don't spend money on things I consider frivolous. The only time I would ever use any of those things is to put pictures of myself on the internet and I don't post pictures of myself on the internet.
I used to have an integrated webcam but I deliberately disabled it with a knife
fe4af9 No.13721933
>>13721927
>with a knife
You HAD to actually kill it with a knife? Was your webcam fucking haunted or something?
054d49 No.13721939
>>13721933
>wanting the NSA to have pictures of your dick
fe4af9 No.13721944
>>13721939
>not unplugging in or covering it with a piece of tape
Anon…
054d49 No.13721956
>>13721944
If I set out to do something, I'm going to be thorough about it.
b93735 No.13721968
>>13721956
if you haven't pulped it with a sledhehammer and thrown it into a blender with some bleach before pouring it into a four foot hole and filling it in with cement, you have failed.
f5098c No.13721981
>>13721250
sweet Jesus them forearms. Where is she getting all the protein to get that swole when she's a damn lesbian.
a1b447 No.13721982
>>13721838
Just tell me she didn't, if not then a promiscuous "teenager" or the like, she is basically type casted every time, even in Beyond 2 Souls she was type casted (as the mentally unstable bitch.)
cafabb No.13721988
>>13721950
you really wanna do this now?
fa0a37 No.13722004
>>13721988
/hebe/ please go
b6f6c2 No.13722014
>>13721854
>Liking female bodies
>pleb tier
1f3a0b No.13722021
>>13722014
>2nd image
squats
>1st image
nosquats
adffa3 No.13722022
>>13722014
They're probably roided up and still manage to look more feminine than Elliot.
054d49 No.13722037
>>13722014
Chick on the left has roidbelly. Other two are still more feminine than that dyke.
bf7304 No.13722050
>>13722020
that's a lot of cocks mics…
b6f6c2 No.13722062
>>13722037
Is that an acceptable state for the body to be in to compete in a bodybuilding competition?
cafabb No.13722114
>>13722020
compensating much?
2438d8 No.13722135
>>13721791
>1st pic
sauce plz I remember seeing girl one around a while ago.
gave me an elevated structure of terror if you get my implications.
895e3d No.13723921
>>13720664
In every fucking movie she is the totallybadasslesbianlookinggirl
I fucking hate that spic
895e3d No.13723926
>>13720686
Yeah for how bad as a game was, uncharted 1-2 where just funny adventure with not-male-Lara and not-Indy
With the third it started the cinematic meme and 4 they agent full cucks
31849d No.13725054
>>13723926
At least, Uncharted 3 has Amy still working on it. Despite how I hear how bad it was.
612a35 No.13727192
>>13720580
In a situation like in the video? Never. Neck snapping only happens because gallows are set up to drop someone a specific height. It is actually measured out pretty specifically based on their weight to make sure they put just enough length to snap the neck without decapitation.
>>13720647
She probably would have been unconscious by then and definitely not able to just stand right back up immediately, but definitely not dead. It takes a while to die from asphyxiation. You're not dead the second you lose consciousness.