bef991 No.13707371
WOLFENSTEINS SALES DOWN BY 50% COMPARED TO NO.
>Last week's other big launch, Wolfenstein 2, entered the chart's fourth place - but sales were down by more than half on Wolfenstein 1.
WE WUZ PHAROAHS MATCHS SALES OF PREVIOUS INSTALLMENT SYNDICATE.
>Assassin's Creed Origins has taken the UK chart top spot with physical sales roughly equal to that of Assassin's Creed Syndicate.
>Physical sales on PlayStation 4 and Xbox One were just a few copies lower than Syndicate's equivalent total back in 2015, although the rise of digital sales since then will likely push Origins' overall result comfortably higher.
>Still, Syndicate marked a low sales point in the Assassin's Creed franchise, so coming in at around the same total is not too much cause for celebration. Syndicate was the lowest-selling in the series except for 2014's Rogue, which was designed as a game for last-gen consoles and released alongside 2014's other AC game, Unity.
http: //www.eurogamer. net/articles/2017-10-30-assassins-creed-origins-sales-roughly-on-par-with-2015s-syndicate
WOLFENSTEIN BUGGY MESS ON PC, LEADS TO MIXED REVIEWS
>The release of Wolfenstein II: The New Colossus has brought delight to many fans of the franchise, and has done particularly well with review scores across the board, especially on both PS4 and Xbox One versions. However, the latest entry in the first-person shooter series has been hit with mixed reviews on Steam.
>According to Steam user reports, there is a number of performance issues that are currently plaguing the PC version of The New Colossus.
mmoexaminer.com
NAZI TROLLS TARGETING WOLFENSTEIN WITH BAD REVIEWS
No link for this one, google "nazi trolls negatively review Wolfenstein on steam" youll find the top research results are cucks on the steam community crying about "alt right trolls" and how review systems are a privilege. Good for a few laughs im sure.
Please forgive the sloppy format and lack of archive links. Im on my phone, start work in 10 minutes and just couldnt wait to share the good news. Dance thread?
c18c74 No.13707382
>>13707380
Fuck you and fuck all this porky corporate bullshit
bef991 No.13707389
>>13707375
>Enjoy this one victory /pol/ its the only one you'll have.
K
fd9566 No.13707390
>>13707380
What if he seeded this idea into Bethesda to get them to out themselves as full blown pozzed?
b1ccc5 No.13707394
>>13707375
>>13707380
>trying to derail straight off the bat
Enjoy your ban.
e31498 No.13707396
>>13707371
Did New order release the same day as a Super Mario? If not, only half is a miracle in regards to this absolutely fucktarded release date.
>Pharoahs
It's Pharaohs you lowly cur.
3fd1bb No.13707400
The "first post" rule might start applying to /v/…
d798af No.13707409
What if my dick is the means to achieve world peace though
b1ccc5 No.13707421
>>13707409
Then you must give the dick.
d798af No.13707424
>>13707415
Yeah okay but seriously though
b1ccc5 No.13707430
So, /v/. Think they'll ever learn?
536030 No.13707447
>>13707371
CONFIRMED BOX OFFICE BOMB
899219 No.13707449
repostan from last thread.
b1ccc5 No.13707457
>>13707449
>/r/games
>15,000+ upvotes
>six le ebin super upvotes
Reddit truly is a cancer.
4597d3 No.13707461
>>13707449
this is blatantly fake
ccf0ad No.13707465
>>13707449
>DiaperPixie
>Communist/Jew
Seems about right.
Almost wish there was a genocide of tje jewish people.
3fd1bb No.13707469
>>13707449
reminder this is fake
b1ccc5 No.13707470
>>13707461
fug you're right
Those accounts doesn't exist
61193f No.13707471
It's a shame Ion Maiden won't make 2017, I would have loved to see a cheap ass game made on the ancient Build engine do better per dollar put into it than this crap.
5cb6e0 No.13707485
>>13707471
I wish Super-Man was my dad
eda9f3 No.13707487
>>13707371
Smug thread or Dance thread? Or both?
4fb86f No.13707499
>>13707371
THE FIRE RISES!
3fd1bb No.13707518
>>13707483
Gamergate is Great
7f0611 No.13707528
>>13707487
How could it ever not be both?
4da3c7 No.13707529
You know mod, those who come late for the first post would like to laugh at the shills to…
can't you just ban them without errasing their bait so that it remains on full display for all to laugh at?
>>13707375
>>13707380
eb5ff4 No.13707539
>>13707371
>Last weeks
It's been 4 days you imbeciles, at least make the numbers right if you are going to invent, only an idiot could turn a victory into a defeat by making up shit
d5fc2f No.13707547
>>13707539
>released in the 27th
>not last week
Are you fucking retarded?
633abc No.13707576
>ITS THOSE DAMN NABIS THAT ARE RUINING THIS GAME
honestly some of the promo material didn't look awful but any reviews that don't suck its dick state that the game is so full of exposition and cinematics that its an absolute chore to play
4fb86f No.13707587
>>13707539
The bulk of sales happen in the first few days, especially if there's a weekend in that time frame. Anyone who cared enough about the game to want to buy it will buy it on release. Why do you think they hype up preorders, preorder bonuses, and midnight releases? Because after the release window, the sales figures will be negligible and worthless.
e06181 No.13707602
>All these failed games.
Is 2017 the year the games industry started crashing?
ff9d4c No.13707612
>>13707602
We can only hope. The game has a lower population than Assassins Kangs and Shitshow of War, and neither of those has even broken the top 20.
>>13707371
>According to Steam user reports, there is a number of performance issues that are currently plaguing the PC version of The New Colossus.
Funny thing is, many of those issues are on console, too. Consolefags are just to stubborn to admit it's a piece of shit and chalk it up to those "crazy quirks" that happen in all Bugthesta games.
553017 No.13707616
>>13707371
>COMPARED TO NO.
>NO.
the what now?
4ed81c No.13707621
>>13707409
Peace is short lived for a reason I suppose.
e2d48c No.13707623
WHY DIDN'T YOU BUY OUR GAME YOU TRUMP SUPPORTING NAZIS!!!
611c2c No.13707626
3fd1bb No.13707629
>>13707576
>promo material didn't look awful
>pregnant women cinematics
>4 to 11 minute cinematic trailers where you literally do nothing but mundane shit like watch a Nazi drink a milkshake and act like a Nazi caricature
>gameplay is practically fluff compared to the sheer amount of cinematics
kek
a0357f No.13707634
>>13707602
I wonder for how long the major comapnies can tank losses such as those. I mean there are producers that can deal with it just fine for eg. EA since they have monopoly on sportsball games and it brings enough money alone to release as many failed games as they want.
On the other hand companies like ubisoft, bethesda/zenimax can really take a hit with blunders like this. Im curious how it will end, obviously right now Ubi are the biggest lossers on the AAA market, but what will happen to them in the future?
633abc No.13707638
>>13707623
debunked as fake already
>>13707629
I was mostly referring to the part where you shot mecha nazis and blood and gore went everywhere, but i am a simple man and like gory shooters
f60af8 No.13707640
>>13707612
MFW WOLFENSHEKEL II IS BEHIND FUCKING BRAWLHALLA
3fd1bb No.13707646
>>13707579
>embed
You can download a video that small anon
4fb86f No.13707649
>>13707616
Wolfenstein: New Order, the previous nuWolfenstein game, which was mostly cutscenes, quicktime events, execution kills, and lots of the usual CURRENT YEAR faux-retro FPS gameplay gimmicks that have become so popular with normalfags.
038f19 No.13707651
>>13707612
Works on my machine, the only issue I've had after pirating it was a strange bug that happened where after I died teh game wouldn't go to the loading screen until I Crtl Alt Del, not even tabbing out works.
How is Shadow Kangz doing on consoles by the way?
Its really feeling like a declineon these AAA garbage games, they peaked in 2009-2011 and now they're dying.
Only shit that was even remotely popular was Battlekangz Juan last year.
Everything else looks like its dying while mid sized games keep making bank.
553017 No.13707656
>>13707623
>no archive link
fake news
633abc No.13707661
>>13707629
>>gameplay is practically fluff compared to the sheer amount of cinematics
and to follow up now that i think about it, those trailers ended up being really indicative of the whole game
73002d No.13707663
>>13707576
>honestly some of the promo material didn't look awful
animu grill with EEEH question mark.png
The black panther stronk sassyfro chimp character looks like she's on drugs.
>l but any reviews that don't suck its dick state that the game is so full of exposition and cinematics that its an absolute chore to play
Among other problems such as that.
553017 No.13707668
>>13707649
>Wolfenstein
what was the last good wolfenstein game?
2235a9 No.13707677
>>13707371
I am happy the game is flopping cause its a shit game from a shit AAA developer. I don't give a shit about politics in video games. I want to have fun.
038617 No.13707682
>>13707612
>peak of 9100 users
This is beautiful. It gives me renewed hope for humanity.
>Consolefags are just to stubborn to admit it's a piece of shit and chalk it up to those "crazy quirks" that happen in all Bugthesta games.
They can prattle whatever they want so long as they're not buying this piece of shit. The more Marxist flops there are the harder it gets to justify them to shareholders.
bb2ed6 No.13707684
>>13707646
I don't know how to into webm
83cbb7 No.13707692
>>13707677
You might not care about politics but that doesn't mean politics doesn't care about you.
633abc No.13707694
>>13707682
>It gives me renewed hope for humanity.
don't count your chickens until we see console sales
2235a9 No.13707698
>>13707692
Death and Sleep are twin brothers.
4ed81c No.13707702
>>13707694
If they aren't already screaming from the rooftops about how well this game is doing then it's safe to say it flopped.
038f19 No.13707710
>>13707668
Return to Castle Wolfenstein 16 years ago
bb2ed6 No.13707713
>>13707702
Yeah probably but we still need some figures
038617 No.13707717
>>13707649
TNO was equally godawful.
>no enemy variety
>just German soldiers colored grey, white and blue
>shitty weapon choices
>they keep shoving dual wielding in your face like it's something revolutionary
>keep saying it's a return to old school shooters
>it plays like ass
>with braindead stealth mechanics on top for no good reason
>level design that can be described as shades of grey
>go to the moon and all you do is spend time walking through orange corridors
>godawful story with poor pacing and unlikeable cast
>aping Inglorious Basterds and other Hollywood trash
Fuck this piece of shit reboot and everyone involved in making it. Leftists are truly complete wastes of oxygen.
>>13707694
Even if it sold twice as much on consoles as it did on PC they have yet to break a million copies. It's dead.
3fd1bb No.13707722
>>13707677
Ignoring or not caring about a problem won't make it go away anon, at least not one like this
Its good that we've had so many threads mocking this game though, our meming power is stronger than we think.
>>13707684
Literally any download helper/extension/add-on or program will turn it into an mp4, or if you're desperate you can just use keepvid.com anon.
>>13707661
Yep. Its a shame we couldn't just have had a simple shooter, but that's Bethesda and the current year vidya industry for you.
73002d No.13707725
>>13707651
>Everything else looks like its dying while mid sized games keep making bank.
Mid sized and AAs can still survive if they're smart and can can avoid traps like AAAy marketing bloat, VA guild or VA stuntcasting bullshit, and the suicidal ERRYTHING IS POLITICS SHITLORD BUY X GAME OR ELSE UR A YATZEE goons and commie cancer.
>>13707668
Wolfenstein3D is still fun. Return to Castle Wolfenstein was ok.
553017 No.13707730
>>13707692
>but that doesn't mean politics doesn't care about you.
that sounds nice.
eb5ff4 No.13707745
>>13707547
>4 days
>a week
Stop trying retard
038f19 No.13707748
>>13707725
Elex is proof of that
I don't even know how it sold that much
2235a9 No.13707750
>>13707722
Yeah, I am just old and this shit has been happening for forever.
3fd1bb No.13707754
>>13707745
>lacking reading comprehension
anon I don't want to bully you too hard, but read the OP again.
>last weeks
vs
>last week's
Please tell me the difference.
7f7e20 No.13707757
>>13707717
The New Order might have been bad but at least it wasn't the Old Blood which was "recycled parts of Return to Castle Wolfenstein's storyline without the fun weapons and with boring ass zombies in it"
eb5ff4 No.13707774
>>13707754
You coudn't bully an ant
There's no diference retard, learn to write properly or go eat a dick
4ed81c No.13707781
>>13707725
>>13707748
Elex is a funny case because it, as well as all the Risen games by the same people, are what shills tried to convince people the Witcher series is. It's just a dinky RPG made by like a dozen European guys working for peanuts. It could've performed just as badly as Wolfenstein and still probably turned a little profit.
3fd1bb No.13707786
>>13707774
I'm disappointed in you anon.
98bc9a No.13707790
>>13707634
>I wonder for how long the major comapnies can tank losses such as those.
So long as the population remains faithful to the dollar? Forever, they are just making up money when ever they need to.
5cb6e0 No.13707793
038f19 No.13707794
>>13707757
>No leather Nazi babes
>No Eypatch weraing bimbo Boss Necromancer babe
>Final Boss is a shit tier railroaded fight in a tiny room in a crypt against a generic Giant compared to a German Zombie Knight double your size with a giant fucking Sword on an Open Field
Its shit alright
Plus
>Save girl because shes younger and has more to live despite being a kike
>Lesbian
>You see her kiss her friend she saved while a Negro American soldier watches
256ce0 No.13707801
yet the paid reviews keep pouring out.
It's really pissing me off. Antifags want to buy this retarded shit to live their retard fantasies, that's fine, but don't tell me it's good, and don't tell others it's good either. People who get swayed by these bullshit reviews won't even think twice about it and will still think it's good while it's spewing pro-nigger propaganda in their faces.
256ce0 No.13707817
They even rewarded ole BJ by turning his love interest from the first game into a fucking dyke? holy shit.
34111e No.13707818
>>13707612
>Wolfenstein beat out by Counter Strike Source, a 13 year old game
4ed81c No.13707830
>>13707801
I can legitimately think of more games with good reviews that bombed than ones that did poorly because of reviews. If anything, these reviews just end up making people less willing to glaze over faults.
ac79be No.13707831
Gaming crash when? When will publishers try to milk normals so hard that even they get tired of this shit and just quit gaming?
73002d No.13707840
>>13707781
>It's just a dinky RPG made by like a dozen European guys working for peanuts. It could've performed just as badly as Wolfenstein and still probably turned a little profit.
Seems to be the thing that current year AAA and the whole "we want to be hollywood 2.0" fuckers still can't figure out or won't.
038f19 No.13707856
f93978 No.13707859
ALT-RIGHT GAMERGATE GAMERS STRIKE AGAIN
eb5ff4 No.13707862
>>13707831
That's already happening, indie studios are making AAA publishers go bankrupcy one after another. I guess your question is, how long will it take to reach Ubisoft and EA.
Soon
038f19 No.13707864
>>13707781
>It's just a dinky RPG made by like a dozen European guys working for peanuts.
How it should be
4ed81c No.13707867
>>13707840
Kinda hard to get invited to pedophile cannibal orgies if you're making less than 8 figures.
e980b6 No.13707877
>>13707831
Everything's selling horribly, which means it's all going to burn soon.
7f0611 No.13707880
>>13707831
>When will publishers try to milk normals so hard that even they get tired of this shit and just quit gaming?
The funny think is that they're destroying themselves with games like this by thinking that they're milking normals, and simultaneously indoctrinating them. Only, they're so stuck in their bubble that they have no fucking idea what normals are actually like, and don't realize that normals don't give half of a shit about this kind of thing to be indoctrinated by it in the first place. They're pandering to themselves by accident, and to everyone else, it looks like they just lots all subtlety. They did lose all subtlety too, though.
c23852 No.13707888
>credit pro-whites and anti-femimists for anything resembling a victory over the radical, communist NAMBLA left
Thanks media kikes, you keep pushing centrists into my warm embrace.
36f405 No.13707894
>>13707862
Not long, don't forget that little team at ubishit that made the game about the robot climbing that everyone paid attention to and ignored all their other games.
fd9566 No.13707900
553017 No.13707905
>>13707831
>Gaming crash when?
ff9d4c No.13707914
>>13707801
>People who get swayed by these bullshit reviews won't even think twice about it and will still think it's good while it's spewing pro-nigger propaganda in their faces.
There's always going to be some that buy into the bullshit, but it seems people are starting to catch on considering all these new AAA games have been releasing to high praise yet still end up flopping. I think too, that in more and more cases, a lot of these developers' reputations for shitting out buggy, unfinished, DLC-ridden games are finally starting to catch up to them.
>>13707880
>They're pandering to themselves by accident, and to everyone else, it looks like they just lots all subtlety.
Exactly.
ac79be No.13707915
Guys I've got the next big idea for publishers
What if we release a game with no content and promise free DLC like splatoon did
But get this, you can pay to be a premium player and get the free DLC earlier than other people
Paying for earlier access to free DLC. Maybe even make paid DLC content release earlier with premium membership.
You can hire me anytime EA
9aed46 No.13707916
>>13707371
Uhhh… you guys…
30c355 No.13707919
feff2a No.13707921
>>13707894
I think ubisoft will probably get bought out soon, since their one cashcow (assassin's creed) is no longer doing the numbers big enough to sustain the whole company.
EA I'm not too sure, since they've had the sports roster propping them up for so long and battlefield/front.
Which is the main thing stopping these AAA cunts from going under like they should, all they need is one game to sell well enough that it doesn't matter how many flops they have.
c894c1 No.13707926
>>13707916
>The evil within 2
>5th
Was The Evil Within really that bad?
4ed81c No.13707928
>>13707916
How is Elex and Evil Within lower ranked despite selling more copies than Bomber Crew?
fd9566 No.13707937
>>13707919
Awww, that's cute. You ready to get gassed and beaten when you go out on the 5th, little guy?
038617 No.13707939
>>13707921
>Battlefront
Disney is pretty pissed at EA so I imagine they're going to withdraw the Star Wars license, and by the time the public goes through the Han Solo movie and episodes VIII and IX Star Wars will be dead.
11c6eb No.13707940
>>13707576
>full game is 6 hours
>cutscenes take 4 hours
Really sets the noggin rollin
feff2a No.13707941
>>13707916
Those numbers are terrible for a AAA game. A game like wolfenstein is expected to sell at least 4 million copies over all platforms and usually steam sales can be correlated with sales on consoles, usually by increasing it by 2x or 3x per platform.
256ce0 No.13707945
>>13707940
It's only 6 hours?
Ruiner beat that by a little, and that was only made by a few people.
4ed81c No.13707955
>>13707940
There's probably still some massive overlap there too. Actual game time is probably under 2 hours or even less if you don't count the walkie-talkie bits.
038617 No.13707967
>>13707945
It gets better. 4 hours out of that are cutscenes and walking sections where you do fuckall.
f6e905 No.13707968
Mark, make this a cyclical so all the "LOOK LE EBIN GAME FLOP EVERYOEN COME LAUGH" threads get some fucking containment.
633abc No.13707971
>>13707955
i'm sure some one will upload a version with all the walkie-talkie segments too and get a proper count. I hate those segments more than excessive cutscenes because at least you can skip cutscenes
e5c07b No.13707976
038f19 No.13707981
>>13707968
Its was the same shit last year
They can't keep this up much longer, even NuFront is getting less attention than the first.
Now fuckoff kike
3fd1bb No.13707986
>>13707968
as much as I like being smug and laughing at this flop I agree; we should stop flooding the catalog with this shit
A sticky would be fine too
3dedb3 No.13707992
>>13707945
>>13707967
>Check to see how long all of the cutscenes are in Ruiner
>It's 30 minutes
>Meanwhile NuWolfenstein 2 cutscenes are around 3 hours and 30 minutes
>mfw
You can't make this shit up.
0d5be9 No.13708006
>>13707968
i guess most of the wolfenstein ii discussion can be had at the GG thread and the rest could be just deleted for the next weeks, what else is there to talk about the game other than leftist propaganda
bb334e No.13708008
>>13707968
He should make a permanent cyclical for all political vidya discussion so everyone else can remove it from the catalog forever and the retards can circlejerk indefinitely about how smart they are.
191a22 No.13708012
>>13707744
Nope.
I'm forced to socialise with normalfags, they always talk about pubg.
>>13707576
>tfw 62 hours in Divinity Original Sin 2.
>only on act 2 (4 total I hear)
>nowhere near the budget or marketing of TNC
>Hardly any cutscenes
It probably has more players too.
7f0611 No.13708019
>>13708008
Anon, I'm sick and fucking tired of dealing with this kind of thing too, but that doesn't make it not important.
038617 No.13708020
>>13708012
They likely had the mentally challenged leftist demographic in mind when they made a walking simulator out of Wolfenstein.
3fd1bb No.13708027
038f19 No.13708042
>>13708027
WHAT GREAT INPUT
11c6eb No.13708044
>>13708015
what the fuck is resetera
eadacc No.13708048
7aa6a5 No.13708049
>>13707968
>>13708008
>make this a cyclical
11c6eb No.13708053
>>13708048
what the fuck did I miss? and tell me we have at least a hundred sleeper agents in there already
feff2a No.13708068
>>13708020
They probably also thought that they made up a large percentage of people that bought games too I guess.
038f19 No.13708073
>>13708053
>What did I miss
A ton
>Tell me we have sleeper agents in there
Yes
3fd1bb No.13708076
>>13708042
Stop being autistic, there's been a billion of these fucking threads
4ed81c No.13708077
>>13708068
The developers are swedes, man. I'd be surprised if they're even legally allowed to make anything else.
bb334e No.13708079
>>13708015
>/v/ here
Okay, champ.
>>13708019
How is it important? How is this schadenfreude-fueled thread noteworthy, impactful, or informative? It's not even entertaining. It's just beating the dead horse of "lol look at this failure we wanted to fail, how epic."
038f19 No.13708098
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
>>13708076
>>13708079
>Stop making vidya related threads about things I don't like
Nope, make your own board
9aed46 No.13708099
>>13708008
>>13707968
>>13707986
You lack the shitposter spirit. No fun allowed.
899219 No.13708103
We should have a cyclical thread for video games so video games threads are not constantly shitting up my precious catalog. I can't handle the triggering of seeing video games on my /v/.
Mark should ban everything so I can feel better about myself.
3fd1bb No.13708118
>>13708099
>>13708098
>a sticky or a cyclical would be no fun allowed
Jesus Christ, have you fucks not seen the catalog?
This place has been absolute shit for the past week and a half. Its only going to get worse.
f6e905 No.13708134
>>13708103
Oh yeah anon, these wolfenstein threads an AC threads have been pure video games, no off topic whatsoever.
7f0611 No.13708140
>>13708079
>How is it important?
>How is paying attention to the affects of subversives and their actions within the industry important?
The smug celebration isn't the important part, and nobody said it was, but it seems to be the main thing you're stuck on.
899219 No.13708146
>>13708118
>muh catalog
I'm not seeing much of a problem with that, the one problem I see, which has been the #1 problem with this board since forever, are the metashitters derailing every single thread demanding that Mark ban something. I'm starting to suspect you faggots are actual goons.
4ed81c No.13708155
>>13708146
>I'm starting to suspect you faggots are actual goons.
It's the same guy ID hopping just like the last couple of these threads. He uses the same filenames too like we can't fucking tell.
038f19 No.13708158
>>13708103
>>13708134
This tbh fam
smh
>>13708118
>Catalog is people discussing vidya
>Wolfenstein threads are locked until they reach page 13
>Wolfenstein threads are being updated because people want this piece of shit to fail since it both Cinematic Uncharted tier garbage but in FPS done with a loved brand but its also leftist propaganda
>STOP MAKING THREADS ABOUT LAUGHING AT THIS
We've discussed the game, the politics, and how its doing in the market and now we're laughing at how "well" its doing in it.
Off yourself
bb334e No.13708167
>>13708099
If only there was a board dedicated exclusively to random shitposting.
>>13708140
If you're concerned with fighting liberal influence, the GG thread is 2 blocks down.
038f19 No.13708185
>>13708167
>Shilling this fucking hard
>When we've had threads like these for years
>When a shitton of posts were deleted while being more blatant but nonetheless as bad as this
WEW
3fd1bb No.13708187
>>13708146
>its nothing but generals that move at a snail's pace
>Asscreed crack thread
>Dota 2 patch
>the threads that are original are nearly empty
>>13708155
If you want to believe that people don't get sick of this shit be my guest
>>13708158
>stop making threads
I never said that
>wolfenstein threads are locked until they reach page 13
Nigger they're only locked because people keep making new ones before the old ones are finished, and nobody posts or sees the old ones because they've fallen down the fucking catalog because they never got stickied, and half the time there's about 3-4 of them that get made in a single actual wolfenstein thread's life cycle, and instead of getting deleted the new threads just get locked so the catalog is fucking shit
899219 No.13708202
>>13708187
>muh board is too slow
>the solution is to ban users for talking about video games
Kill yourself nigger.
f6e905 No.13708203
>>13708202
He didn't mention banning anywhere you illiterate chimp.
3fd1bb No.13708207
>>13708202
Alright I'm done; doesn't even matter anyways
Mark my words this place will look indistinguishable from cuckchan within a few months
009d20 No.13708212
>>13708207
Who cares? Mark is an incompetent fuck anyways.
f4a6e5 No.13708224
>>13707371
>muh antifags
>muh diversity
>take that nazis
<SOME heavy handed scenes
<american patriotism? that's going too far, gotta deduct points
7aa6a5 No.13708225
>>13708207
>Mark my words
oh you're that guy
633abc No.13708234
>>13708224
surprised that there is any patriotism left in the game after the mentality shift from TNO. BJ especially went from the dual wielding batshit mumbling lover of white picket barbeques to a bumbling errand boy
899219 No.13708241
>>13708207
This place would be like cuckchan if a cockslurping faglord like you got anywhere near a hotpocket. Cuckhan bans all of these threads just like you want, so you can fucking go there and stay there with the same cancer that spawned you.
6dfbee No.13708246
>tfw I can't wait to see CoDWWII fail next
899219 No.13708268
Oh look, the faggot is trying to make dupes now to bolster his case.
>>13708247
I'm sure it's pure coincidence the thread popped up as soon as he got told to fuck off.
fa32c3 No.13708285
>>13708207
>Another butthurt autist will start to spam the catalog falseflagging in order to ban something he doesnt like
Do you really think we cant tell?
3fd1bb No.13708287
>>13708268
Hey fag you can have the hotpockets check IPs and posting history; that's not me but thanks for proving my point
038617 No.13708288
>>13708224
>the catharsis you experience killing Nazis
I wasn't even born when WW2 was a thing? Why the fuck would I experience any sort of catharsis killing Nazis? Did a yid write this?
fa32c3 No.13708294
>>13708287
Yes, because is so hard to do any ip hopping using vpns, fag.
899219 No.13708298
>>13708287
Any retard can use VPNs, case in point: you.
038617 No.13708302
>>13708287
>/leftypol/ being this upset their embarrassingly pandering walking simulator isn't selling
I'm sure Bernie will win the next elections.
f6e905 No.13708307
>>13708268
The fact people are seriously replying to it just shows the state the board is in though.
3fd1bb No.13708325
>>13708294
>>13708298
Keep believing whatever you want. It was more likely made because someone posted that because this thread disappeared from the catalog for a little bit
>>13708298
>>13708302
You niggers don't get it at all
regular anons can be sick of this shit too, but you're too autistic to comprehend that; more importantly I never asked for this shitty thread or anyone to be banned at all.
256ce0 No.13708351
>>13708224
the game's message must really be shit then.
4ed81c No.13708376
>>13708288
I had a great uncle who was in WW2 on the eastern side and he said all the western boys were jealous of them because they got to fight "the actual bad guys". Hitler was collateral damage to most soldiers at the time.
662e3c No.13708377
Any updates on if this is a flop or not? I really would be happy if it was.
4ed81c No.13708389
>>13708376
Also the Jap hookers were better or so I was told. The French apparently didn't measure up.
7f7e20 No.13708390
>>13708377
Can't really say but since Pete Hines isn't opening his whore mouth to brag like the cunt he is it must not be doing as well as they expected.
48fab9 No.13708410
The pure commie faggot asshurt that not only this shitfest of a commie faggot game has generated but also that these threads generate is excellent.
fbe91f No.13708452
>>13707469
>>13707461
Fuck, I fell for it. Poe strikes again.
99c426 No.13708453
>>13707485
Why would you want a dad that's never home? You might even end up like the people being made fun of in this thread.
038617 No.13708476
>>13708452
Don't feel bad. Leftists have gotten so deranged it's impossible to tell parody apart from the real thing.
fbe91f No.13708524
>>13708377
There's going to be a few gullible console normalfags who buy it based on its shilled reviews who are going to be really upset they got shilled into paying 60 bucks for 10 minutes of gameplay interspersed with leftypol catalog. Probably make a few more nazis in the process, that's how awful this "game" is.
>>13708476
When I was still green prior to 2007 I would have never believed 99% of the horrors I've seen since.
038f19 No.13708562
>>13708287
>>13708325
>Leftypol
>Likely the faggot right at the beginning of the thread
>>>/oven/
99c426 No.13708569
>>13708376
Doesn't surprise me at all that it would be preferable to kill an enemy that uses bamboo fucking spikes for traps and forces your buddies to march until they drop dead because they have the superior "advantage" of lacking any and all empathy for their fellow countrymen who might be POWs (Japanese POWs were not even supposed to exist)
1b01de No.13708595
>>13708562
With every inane and nonsensical post you make, my energy grows stronger
Keep posting non-arguments lad; I'll keep being right.
038617 No.13708621
>>13708569
Daily reminder that it was Roosevelt that pushed Japan into a war it did not want to fight.
19e82b No.13708648
>>13707921
>I think ubisoft will probably get bought out soon, since their one cashcow
Your thoughts aren't unfounded, vivendi is said to be in the process of a hostile takeover, and the ubisoft founders are desperately trying to stop it.
038617 No.13708687
>>13708668
>I'm an ignorant fuck that has no grasp of history and swallow the good/evil kike narrative whole
Read bout the McCollum memo you retarded golem.
038f19 No.13708692
>>13708668
>Defending FDR
Thats even worse
fbe91f No.13708720
>>13708668
If leftypol were logically consistent it wouldn't defend imperial japan, but you're right they probably would since they aren't white so if they have fascist tendencies it's really ypipo's fault because they're white
038617 No.13708733
>>13708720
Japan's entry into the war is a clear cut case of their hand being forced, and if you pretend FDR was working for white interests you need to seek professional help.
19e82b No.13708740
>>13708720
I don't follow the /pol/ shit too closely, but doesn't /commiepol/ and sjws in general hate the fuck out of asians and whites in general.
a39082 No.13708756
>>13708733
He was working for white interests, british interest to be specific.
038f19 No.13708766
>>13708756
>FDR
>He was working for white interests, british interest
There goes the thread
I sure hope this is bait
e06181 No.13708776
>Cr1TiKaL praised the game
Nani?
9816e1 No.13708781
>>13708776
Getting cucked must have JUSTed his brain.
4ed81c No.13708789
>>13708776
Does it really surprise you than an e-celeb is retarded?
a39082 No.13708795
>>13708766
Are you saying the brits weren't jonesing to get america into the war?
ce5030 No.13708798
mark you cunt if you read the neogaf cyclical you'd have realized what this was and why I post it in these threads
58d5ee No.13708799
BUT ANONS DON'T YOU REALIZE?! THIS MEANS THAT SINGLEPLAYER GAMES ARE DEAD!! (((MY FAVORITE REVIEWER))) SAID SO!! GOOBERGATE KILLED VIDEO GAMES AGAIN FOREVER REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
038f19 No.13708806
>>13708776
He has no taste in games
This has been known for years now
>>13708795
Are you saying both weren't dominated by kikes and that the US got in with the best intentions in mind?
Especially the European theatre?
f8dd8f No.13708810
>>13707668
That's a cute snek.
>>13707968
>So buttblasted that it's the season of spooks and smug
How does it feel to just keep losing and losing and losing and losing and losing, ever since trumps presidency? Does it feel good? Do you like the taste of anon?
a39082 No.13708813
>>13708806
Whites in britain wanted to fight and wanted america to enter the fight, the british govt was not 100% run by kikes and you cannot say the presence of kikes negates any actions the whites in britain took.
bafcdc No.13708824
>>13707623
Just a PSA. Remember to ID+ filtered anybody who posts edited articles like this. They're trying to bait reactions.
19e82b No.13708829
>>13708824
>Blocking mister metokur
Nah i'll just let it ride
038f19 No.13708834
>>13708813
>the british govt was not 100% run by kikes
Sure, and neither was the Netherlands governmment in the 16th and 17th century.
038f19 No.13708836
>>13708828
We have IDs here you falsefalgging nigger
0e3806 No.13708852
>>13708756
>>13708795
>>13708813
You retarded nigger, Brits lost their entire empire because of this (lol, self-determination), so how the hell was this in their interest? Signing the Atlantic Charter was a greater tragedy to Britain than losing WW2 to Germany could've ever been. So how the fuck was this, in any shape or form, in the British interest?
aefaa3 No.13708857
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>>13708813
You dun fucked up.
019faa No.13708878
>thread unsurprisingly turns into a political/historical debate
Wew, and you fags wonder why other anons want some containment. This anon is right >>13707968
a39082 No.13708899
>>13708852
>You retarded nigger, Brits lost their entire empire because of this (lol, self-determination), so how the hell was this in their interest?
You're retarded, plenty of people are interested in doing things that are detrimental to them in the long run. Are you going to say someone didn't choose something just because it turned out bad for them?
>>13708834
>>13708857
Here's a simple analogy, if the snake tricked eve why did God kick her out of the garden? All this harping on about jewish tricks doesn't absolve anyone they trick from complicity. Saying the jews tricked britain or were the real power behind the govt doesn't absolve or preclude white involvement or white approval of the plans in action.
3fd1bb No.13708902
>>13708776
>not noticing cr1tikal's pozz during election season
Anyone under the age of 50 living in California is most likely a liberal, even if they seem okay
c31086 No.13708905
>>13708813
It was kikes read Churchill's War and figure it out. Neither the American people or British people themselves wanted more war after WW1. It was the kikes screaming for war, knowing that Europeans would slaughter each other again to their bidding.
65eb79 No.13708906
>>13707668
Someone here said the awfulness of New Order made him reevaluate the 2009 one, which was not nearly as bad after all.
038f19 No.13708913
>>13708878
>>13708828
>>13708668
I know you're ID hopping and starting shit like this just to push your agenda you fucking kike
Don't think for a second that you can hide on this board.
Peopl here can even smell you
7471f0 No.13708917
He was a good dad, but he had a shit son.
I genuinely felt bad for this guy,
019faa No.13708925
>>13708913
Cry me a river (21), I'm not these faggots, and not everyone you disagree with is the same person.
4ed81c No.13708929
>>13708917
Do all the characters look this cartoony?
3fd1bb No.13708932
038617 No.13708944
>>13708917
His own fault for marrying a kike and inseminating her poisoned womb.
536030 No.13708954
>>13708929
It's going to look dated with it's linear "cinematic" gameplay. Kind of reminds me of Blood Money.
957668 No.13708985
>>13708776
Critikal demoted himself to being your run-of-the-mill YouTuber once he amassed enough self-confidence to show his face to the internet and talk to other people, as he thought he could do other things beyond entertaining playthroughs with commentary of unknown shitty games such as reviewing the latest mainstream garbage with shallow mainstream opinions, podcasting, gaslighting a B-tier YouTube meme such as 'is Skeet from Jimmy Neutron the best anime character of all time', and voicing his outrage about drama or some other dumb internet shit. The fact that he's seriously selling a picture book on Amazon about some shitty-ass fantasy tale narrated with his trademark toilet humor of his old playthroughs should speak for itself how embarrassing it is once the source material involved something he actually made himself and thought it was a good idea to charge money for it.
The only good videos he makes are the ones where he voice overs ads for lousy products, but those are only made once in an every blue moon
4ed81c No.13708991
>>13708954
It already looks dated because it looks worse than the last one from over 3 years ago, which itself wasn't all that impressive.
038f19 No.13709006
>>13708917
>One of the scenes has BJ remembering how his dad who had to wake early to go to work would wake up at night because BJ thought there were monsters on the basement
>He gives him a BB gun
>They go to the basement
>He gets over his fear
>Then he asks if he can keep the gun
>Dad looks proud
>Next scene is on the present day
>Dad sold out his mom for being a kike
>Dad wants to kill BJ and give him to the Nazis
>Somehow he knew he would be there
>BJ IS FORCED TO KILL DAD
Me too, especially how for how poorly written he was.
Worse thing is that theres no gameplay between these lenghty as fuck cutsneces
They are like 10 minutes, and then you get 10 minutes of gameplay before more custcenes.
>LOOK AT THIS BAD RACIST SOUTHERN REDNECK MAN
>HE IS BJS DAD
>HE IS RACIS AND BAD
>EVEN WHEN HE IS A GOOD PERSON HE IS BAD
>HE GAVE GUN TO YOUNG BOY
>THATS NOT NORMAL IN SWEDEN
Writer has daddy issues confirmed
>>13708925
>>13708946
Keep trying kike, that doesn't prove shit you fucking newfag
019faa No.13709019
>>13709006
>that doesn't prove shit
Nigger where do you think we are? It's an anonymous imageboard, there is no way to prove it unless you want us both to give you a time stamped image of something, and we'd both have to comply. And even then if we were the same person we could just make two different images. God damn you are retarded.
038f19 No.13709026
>>13709014
Anon
I'm playing this turd right now
You don't know true pain
Theres like 6 different guns total and they're all generic as shit.
16f7ec No.13709034
>>13708917
>father and mother are black haired
>son is blond somehow
Oh boy
019faa No.13709042
9dfc55 No.13709043
>>13709034
Genetics does work like that, traits can skip a generation and blond hair is a recessive trait.
7471f0 No.13709052
>>13709006
I think his dad gave him a real gun and even asked his wife if she wanted to join them to fight the monsters under the bed.
that was a really heart filling moment.
I imagine that all those flashbacks BJ had were manufactured by his jewish doctor so he could hate the nazis even more, or it was BJ making up false memories because of so many hits to the noggin.. that's why the negress kid looks alot like the afro sheboon. we didn't even see negress kid until way after sheboon is introduced, so it's filling the blanks.
8829d1 No.13709053
>>13707968
You are the world's biggest faggot. All "containing" threads on flops will do is contain our ability to critique, ridicule, and deride these pieces of shit and the pieces of shit who buy/play them. If you want a safespace, I'd recommend reddit, it seems your speed.
9816e1 No.13709062
>>13709052
>BJ making up false memories
Well he is jewish now
038f19 No.13709089
>>13709034
How old are you to not know basic biology?
You have to be 18 years old or older to post here
>>13709018
>>13709019
>>13709025
You can't prove you're not autistic cuckchan or leftypol shitters trying to kill whats been commonplace on the baord though
>Thread with 235 replies
>Giving a shit about 25 replies
>>>/suicide/
>>13709052
>I imagine that all those flashbacks BJ had were manufactured by his jewish doctor
kek
>Goylem
>Oy Vey
>We don't want to conquer the world with our superior kike technology that we hide from the governmment
Gets me everytime
Will Sweden ever uncuck itself?
db341e No.13709128
>>13709014
Just from a few glances I've seen
>Strong black womyn being strong and black (several times)
>"We caught the hero but let's not kill him" bullshit
>Giant cyborg man tries to strangle a guy, can't for some reason, then just gives up and leaves
>The fat german woman who got raped and blacked is actually a friend, I think?
>No gameplay
019faa No.13709133
>>13709089
You're right, how ever am I supposed to dismiss that which is asserted without evidence.
16f7ec No.13709147
>>13709089
They dont look like a bunch of race mixed people, able to shit out blue eyed and blond child, especially a white supremacist father. And i kind doubt that his jewess mother has enough white genes to pull that of.
4597d3 No.13709150
>>13709034
You're retarded. My (fathers) grandmother had red hair and green eyes, grandfather had brown hair and blue eyes, and my father has fucking blonde hair and brown eyes. My mother has platinum blonde hair and eyes that change from blue/green, I have her eyes, hair, and my body hair is ginger. You clearly don't know how anything works.
934268 No.13709189
>>13709034
Two white people can have a black kid with both still being the actual parents. If DNA for certain things are in your ancestral make up you have no fucking idea what your kids could end up looking like.
They could come out fucking Welsh and there is fuck all you can do about it.
8829d1 No.13709197
>>13709150
Apparently you don't, because men in your (not biological) family have been getting cuckolded for generations.
4597d3 No.13709206
>>13709197
Stay mad because you're a brown haired ugly faggot.
b490ef No.13709207
>>13709150
>my body hair is ginger
You have red pubes?
Is that akward around females? Honest question.
038f19 No.13709208
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>>13709147
Holy fuck lad, do you know what a recessive gene is?
Fucking how old are you?
Get the fuck out of here
8829d1 No.13709211
>>13709206
Why would I be mad that I'm not the product of cuckoldry?
16f7ec No.13709221
>>13709208
Enough to fuck your mother, while your not-father hold her hand.
4597d3 No.13709230
>>13709211
My father looks almost exactly like my grandfather but with blonde hair, end yourself.
>>13709207
It's awkward to have anyone see my armpits or pubes, but my body hair blends in nicely with my actual hair, and thankfully my facial hair is also blonde. The ginger is a lighter color so it blends inn more, which is nice.
038f19 No.13709231
>>13709221
Back to trick or treating
019faa No.13709236
>>13709231
>he doesn't trick or treat
fe427c No.13709239
>>13709208
What the hell is this video
8829d1 No.13709244
>>13709230
>My father looks almost exactly like my grandfather but with blonde hair
You hear that? It's the resounding sound of no one giving a fuck. So someone who looked like your grandfather fucked your grandmother and someone who clearly wasn't your father fucked your mother. You're still of cuck born.
1edd8e No.13709249
> see Wolfenstien is #17 on Steam bestsellers during first week
> absolutely abysmal for a AAA title
> come here
> see this thread
This is what happens when you have a bunch of cuck retards make your game.
b490ef No.13709253
>>13709230
It's weird for me. Blonde hair, body hair is black except for beard which is mostly blonde with a bit of black and dose of red in it.
a27b3b No.13709264
>>13707371
>NAZI TROLLS TARGETING WOLFENSTEIN WITH BAD REVIEWS
>"""nazi trolls""" buy a game and give money to the dev team to troll it
Love this smeme of calling anyone who dislike your game a "troll"
4597d3 No.13709271
>>13709244
All three of us are unique individuals, we have unique voices, unique facial appearances, everything, we are blatantly connected, and on top of that I had a DNA test at birth that revealed where all of my DNA originated from. Refute this.
633abc No.13709287
>>13709014
is this out of sync or is the audio that bad
ed6ebf No.13709290
>>13707371
basically the shadow warrior remake with crappy alt-history WWII thrown over it. gameplay sucks, couldn't care less about the story. 4/10
191a22 No.13709294
>>13709189
Bullshit.
Sorry bro, but your wife cheated if you think your kid is black.
4ed81c No.13709301
>>13709290
This game makes the Shadow Warrior reboot/whatever look like Ninja Gaiden Black in comparison.
000000 No.13709312
>>13707612
It did quite good for a 6 hour game priced at 60$
b490ef No.13709329
>>13709294
Isn't there some sort of opposite to albinism though?
She probably fucked a nigger.
49a2c1 No.13709352
>>13709329
Melanism, but humans afflicted with that come out dark as fuck and still have the facial structure of a white person.
It's also rarer than albinism so your wife probably cheated on you.
1edd8e No.13709362
>>13709189
You need to listen to your biology teacher more and your liberal arts teachers less.
870aa6 No.13709383
>>13709208
Why is some kid using an 8ch skin on some normalfag mobile game? WHY is there one at all?
be63f2 No.13709400
The problem isn't even with the politics of Wolfenstein 2
It's with the gameplay.
Every level is just:
1. Find the Commander
2. Kill the commander
3. Kill the rest
4. Search the area for collectables
5. Move to the next area
6. Repeat
Occasionally you'll be faced with a miniboss and thats fine and all but the New order had actual Unique bosses, this has 2 scaled up heavies as your final boss.
There are fewer weapons than the new order and fewer levels. you can tell certain vehicle sections were just removed entirely from the game or shortened.
Also, the whole searching for Commanders in side missions thing is so boring because theres nothing special about the commanders, it'd be cool if these commanders were actually unique minibosses with unique attacks but they're not, they're just generic commander enemies.
This game was obviously rushed and it shows in such an ugly way. Bethesda deserves the shit they get for the game because it is simply a bad product.
191a22 No.13709408
>>13709329
Albino blacks still don't look white.
You also have thousands of years of skeletons and oddly enough, the ones in Europe are like Europeans, the ones in Asia are like Asians too. Almost as if genetics don't work like anon thinks, otherwise they would have black bone structured skeletons.
Remember when libtards screamed how creationists were anti science? Life comes at you fast.
bb2ed6 No.13709417
4ed81c No.13709421
>>13709400
If anything, the game being a rushed mess is the best part of it because that means there's less of it to sit through.
038617 No.13709428
>>13709421
The game is mostly cutscenes so you're going to be doing a lot of sitting around anyway.
633abc No.13709432
>>13709400
"kill everyone in the room and find the collectables" isn't a bad formula if you don't keep staggering it into shitty chunks and have enough toys to play with. Issue is all footage I've seen uses the dual rifles or dual shotties, or the laser that seems grossly overpowered
191a22 No.13709435
>>13709400
What are you saying Bethesda is a shit dev (and now publisher) who only got success on the backs of the devoted modding community they now shit on?
Shocking, it's not as if they release buggy or outright broken games knowing mods will fix it and make it fun, for free.
16f7ec No.13709439
>>13709400
Well shit, its another case were the marking had more effort than the actual product.
Thanks for remembering that Hitler in the German version doesnt have the mustache and the swastika was replaced by a shitty V symbol.
7471f0 No.13709446
>>13709352
So is that how Pahjeets and Kebabs were created?
6f8492 No.13709456
I think the game only flopped because it didn't have multiplayer.
2a889a No.13709461
>>13709400
Of course the game plays like shit, that's why they pushed the political angle so hard in the first place.
It's DA:I all over again, and it's going to be DA:I all over again when that new far cry game finally releases.
4ed81c No.13709488
>>13709435
>who only got success on the backs of the devoted modding community they now shit on?
It's a bit more complicated than that I'm afraid.
>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Robert_A._Altman
>a literal kike who got cushy with the US Department of Defense, defended (((Arabs))) against his own host country and stole money from the Federal Reserve
>was so blatant he got banned from banking
And the cherry on top?
>In 2015, both Robert and his wife Lynda Carter endorsed Hillary Clinton for president.[14]
b490ef No.13709502
>>13709446
Nah, that was Yakub. You should know this.
be63f2 No.13709519
>>13709421
Ignoring the fat nazi, the commie and the Nigger The story has some interesting parts to do with BJ blazkowicz coming to terms with his duty as a father and husband but It's all tainted by the fact that he exists, much like superman, to be a Jewish super hero.
Also the part where they try to paint his father as a villain when a lot of what his father is trying to do is to prepare his child for a cruel unjust world while being at odds with an ungrateful wife is a load of horseshit. And then the game has you kill him and that's supposed to be justice?
Like did the writers even consider what it was like in 1919?
4ed81c No.13709531
>>13709519
I don't see why a game about a war has to have all this personal story bullshit anyway. Where's the political intrigue or adventure? If you took out all the Nazi imagery and swearing this story sounds like it would fit in an episode of "Days of Our Lives".
9816e1 No.13709536
>>13709519
One thing you need to understand is that these people view EVERYTHING in history through a modern lens (it is current year after all)
4ed81c No.13709552
>>13709536
They also see history and human nature as linear rather than cyclical.
531a97 No.13709560
It definitely isn’t getting the jumpstart that many at Bethesda were hoping it would from the numbers we’ve seen. The PC numbers aren’t good. However, without seeing US console stats, we aren’t getting a complete picture because that’s the one area where they could really make it back. If a bunch of people got suckered in by the hype, then they’re good to go, but if most people just wait for CoD for their WW2 fix, they’re in trouble.
Either way, it’s unlikely that the game will outright bomb because plenty of people will get this on sale because they’ve been convinced it’s a good game. More exposure of takes like >>13709400 that go after the game on apolitical grounds would’ve been more effective than going after the game on political grounds or endlessly repeating that the game is 4-6 hours long (it isn’t).
However, if it doesn’t do as well as the first game did, they will be in trouble. Especially if you consider that they vastly increased the advertising on this one versus the original, with saturation level TV advertising, web advertising, and purchasing favorable coverage (you didn’t think that all those extra articles like the one from VICE come for free, did you?). Who knows if it will make up enough cash to pay for all of that?
Anyways I hope it does badly and fucks up Bethseda after they decided to dump all their ad cash on this pile while sending games like Dishonored, Prey, and Evil Within off to die with basically zero promotion.
16f7ec No.13709589
>>13709519
Its all about drama, even worse, daddy issues or family drama close tho soap opera shit.
Fuck man, thats embarrassing, he could've brought up something or hinted this in TNO to avoid this level of hamfist.
8829d1 No.13709630
>>13709560
Apolitical whining has never made a dent in Cowadoodee's sales or made developers make better games. It's informative, but almost useless.
b18b80 No.13709776
The first game had jews taking credit for all of Germany's technological development through some really dumb "ancient jew magic" story arc. It was so much transparent jealous envy it made the whole ending comical. I really hadn't thought much about it either. It made me consider how little jews have contributed. Other than what they could steal credit for by being the banks and money lenders. Consider, was Germany really that much worse off after all of the people defecting and all of the death from WWI and WWII? I guess a lot of jews died? But it didn't really seem to affect Germany's technological or scientific dominance. Strange.
4ed81c No.13709815
>>13709776
To take it even further, having the Jews hoard technology for themselves helps support a pro-Nazi agenda if anything. If Jews were as generous as they want you to believe, why weren't they sharing all their secret moon bases and robots with others? Why were Jews living in ghettos while inventing space age technology? How is it that Hitler "stole all of his money from the Jews" if they were supposedly dirt poor? The entire thing just collapses upon itself under any level of scrutiny.
264755 No.13709893
Was there a different writer for this garbage fire? Cause the story's tone in this is completely different then New Order.
4ed81c No.13709903
>>13709893
Wikipedia is saying it's the same two guys.
759bda No.13709913
>>13708906
That's what I've been saying to people ever since TNO came out. That was fucking trash, I could barely play it for an hour. 09' Wolfenstein was dope as hell, I played the hell out of it. Giving up such a cool idea for some unoriginal garbage, really fits the left, like usual.
e7ef05 No.13709919
>>13708899
>You're retarded, plenty of people are interested in doing things that are detrimental to them in the long run
Unless you're talking about niggers getting arm long rap shits killing their future prospects for work or employment, you're one dumb ass cunt.
4bc8ba No.13709968
>>13708824
>not filtering lazy welfare autist
hello, /r/the_donald!
30c355 No.13710127
>>13708224
They are not wrOmg. Pro murrrikkka vibe was bullshit that underminded the game message
9816e1 No.13710147
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>>13708288
Watch from 2:33 or just the start, the journos are 100% shilling the exact words the devs said.
d08eb9 No.13710177
>>13710147
>I think now the coolest thing is that you can dual wield freely
Then why did you disable it in 1 when the game could handle it just fine then if it's so fucking cool?
bef991 No.13710258
OP here, I did apoligise in advance for the sloppy format and lack of archives. Was in a rush to post before starting work.
Politics aside as >>13709400 stated there is plenty wrong with the game. Its amusing that the steam community is crying "alt right nazi trolls" are review bombing the game when the reality is normalfags are shitting on its performance. If you scroll the negative reviews, theres nothing about politics its all performance and gameplay issues. This is interesting also because the normalfag negativity seems to be genuine and not some /pol/ or gamergate op.
>>13709560
Is nu-prey good anon? I know it has little to do with originals (which i never played) but if it didnt have the Prey title could it stand on its own two feet? Gotta admit im tempted to give it a try. Hows the gunplay and enemy variety? Do the shape shifters get stale after a while?
7030a0 No.13710503
>>13710258
>if it wasn't called prey could it have stood on its own?
no. frankly even with the prey name it's still pretty bland. looks great, has a couple good ideas, but overall it ended up being pretty boring
>Hows the gunplay and enemy variety?
if i had to use a bullshit "journalist" term that term would be "uninspired". the gunplay does the job but it's not up to what i at least consider the par: when you find a new weapon the novelty wears off immediately. there is no wow factor to any of the combat whatsoever. the enemy variety is extremely limited, at least in the four or five hours i played. maybe there are some cool boss fights or something later on but really, 90% of the time you are going to be up against either little bastards who can disguise themselves as literally anything - which is a good idea if they weren't so overused - or some bipedal version of them who can shoot some bullshit aimbot projectiles. there is the occasional other enemy but those two are the vast, vast majority of enemies
>Do the shape shifters get stale after a while?
oh yes. i'm not exaggerating when i say that at least three quarters of the enemies i saw in my play time were those little fucks. again, i only had maybe five hours tops so maybe there's some shit later on that just blows your dick straight off, but i certainly didn't see it
93ee5f No.13711197
>>13708692
Who are these guys? I only know Sam
7471f0 No.13711638
>>13709815
>>13709776
the best part is that if you point this out to anyone, they fail to see how dumb the jew logic is, or double down on saying that still doesn't excuse nazis being bad cause Muh Holocaust.
I have yet to see a single person being able to refute how wstupid ancient jew magic is; most I got was someone saying I was wrong because it made me sound like Jon Tron
5b3982 No.13712164
I don't give a shit about how much these games Trigger /pol/, I am just happy that AAA is finally dying.
5b3982 No.13712185
>>13709006
No matter how ideologically driven you are a person isn't going to marry and have children with a Jew and then the next day decide to hate them for being a Jew.
bff458 No.13712293
>>13710258
>>13710503
I liked nuPrey for the most part, just wish they had ditched the name and gone on their own because it would have avoided a tremendous amount of hand-wringing and slap fights. I've said it before but it's as close as we're going to get to a sequel to SS2 in [current year].
>world is pretty large and filled with neat places to explore
>art-style is distinct and appropriate
>sound design is good
>SS2/RE4 style grid inventory
>recylcers are a cool idea and kinda satisfying to use
>floating in space is quite eerie
>game is sort of tense and scary at the beginning when you're fairly weak
>weapons and magic powers are fun and for once I found myself using almost all of them at different times
>typhon are an interesting enemy at first
>good length without too much padding
>okay story
<typhon become repetitive very quickly and boil down to using X power where Y is their weakness
<you can become godlike and virtually unstoppable about halfway through the game because…
<upgrades are too numerous/easy to manufacture leading to severe min-maxing they could have fixed this with requiring the player to unlock more or different licenses throughout the game instead of just the one time
<nightmare should be Nemesis-tier but you end up either hiding under a desk for two minutes or just tanking the fucker for resources
<the scanning mechanic is meh
<zero-g tunnel section was awful and annoying
<some lazily shoehorned in SocJus values and ideas
80bc9a No.13713059
>somewhere during the game you get captured by the nazis
>you are on trial and inevitably sentenced to death
>Blazkowicz (((you))) gets head chopped off by some female nazi general
>somehow underground kike rebels managed to get his head on time right after the execution
>Jewish Scientist shoves wires and other stupid shit on Blazkowicz's head making him alive again somehow
>Blazkowicz's head gets put on this headless corpse belonging to some random nazi guy that the underground rebel jews killed
>scene jumps to Blazkowicz waking up on "his" new body right next to his girlfriend/wife
>next time Blazkowicz decides to fuck his girlfriend/wife his head will be watching while the german body he's controlling will be doing the rest of the work
>Blazkowicz, the nazi killer somehow fucked up so bad that his future will consist on prepping the german cock for his wife.
Why did they include this fucking plot, what were they thinking.
11e14d No.13713597
>>13713059
>bitch got NAZIED
how will antifa cucks ever recover?
662e3c No.13714479
Maybe bethesda can learn from this and not ruin any more franchises. No wait, they will cram more sjw shit into nudoom 2.0 or what.
5f6ab8 No.13714562
>>13713059
At least they didn't give him a nigger body or something
365de0 No.13715045
>>13707905
>>13707831
At what point did we seamlessly transition from "I just wanted to play videogames" to "Just fucking burn already!"
f255f5 No.13716318
>>13713059
>BJ gets cucked by a dead nazi.
Hmm im strangely ok with this. But your right anon its a shit story idea.
837009 No.13716360
>>13713059
>they have a kid
>he raises another mans kid
50418f No.13719026
>>13713059
So he's basically DIO.