>What are you playing?
Finished A Hat in Time recently. Rather rough around the edges, but I enjoyed it a lot. Haven't had that much fun with a 3D platformer since 2002. I guess it's nice to know that it's the vidya that has changed, not me.
>What candy are you eating?
None because trick or treating is fucking dead and has been since 2010. Parents are too afraid of razor blades and anthrax injected into candy (which was all made up by tabloids, there are no actual reports of anything like that)
What happened to my favorite holiday? Why is no one allowed to be scary anymore? Why does everything have to be peanut-free, gluten-free, allergen-free watered down tasteless senseless garbage?
>Are you going to get spooked this Halloween?
In a way yes