0f1b4d No.13693996
This is why you put passion and gameplay above everything else.
e8a6f6 No.13694005
>>13693984
how is this a flop?
it's a good game but chapter 4 is so fucking weak
f2e259 No.13694007
other people not buying it doesn't preclude you from enjoying it.
cc6b79 No.13694008
I thought it did good. Whats the deal?
35a3fc No.13694010
>>13694007
I just feel bad for the devs.
d40ee4 No.13694026
It's an indie title. Isn't 70k sales a lot for an indie?
bdbd45 No.13694031
>>13693984
Those are decent numbers for an indie game.
Also doesn't help that people got burnt out by Yooka and that Odyssey came out a few weeks later.
3e1180 No.13694032
>>13693984
Making nearly two million for crowdfund fan project isnt that bad
3e1180 No.13694036
>>13694032
*for a crowdfund
766a4f No.13694055
> only 50k sales in first two weeks
It's not terrible but it's nothing close to what other small studio games have made. For example Dragon's Crown sold 300k in its first week alone. Still more of a success than fucking Lawbreakers or Blunderborne.
514e57 No.13694059
>>13693984
$30 is too much, especially since the game still feels unfinished
f819b9 No.13694061
>>13694005
I liked chapter 4 but it did seem poorly planned and rushed, like they just dumped everything into the level. Still fun for me though
4bb9a4 No.13694064
Nigga the game is being sold for 30$
It's two million dollars in sales
07ee2b No.13694068
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35a3fc No.13694076
>>13694064
That's buttfuck nothing for a video game. Also valve takes like 70%.
5e9880 No.13694077
Launching a platformer the same time as a new Mario 3D game which is always going to be rough.
Ever heard of the platformer Poi? It releases on the Switch this week too. I'd feel more sorry for those bastards. At least AHIT had the PC market with no Mario game to corner for themselves.
766a4f No.13694081
>>13694064
Making 2mil out of 300k funding is a success in my books
f819b9 No.13694083
>>13694077
Yeah but poi is so incredibly barebones it's barely a game
35a3fc No.13694095
>>13694087
As far as I know the real dev is just one danish guy who started the whole thing for his resumé.
6230c7 No.13694101
>platformer
I don't care about it flopping
fe9552 No.13694171
>>13694010
the dev's a conartist though
>>13693996
the game from the looks of it has passion at the superficial level, it looks pretty with lots of things going on at any given time but the gameplay isn't solid because there's a never really any kinda applied mastery of game mechanics and you can tell that by how every ability is handled and that hats are just keys and add nothing outside of that, getting new hats requires getting certain cotton balls but they've not bothered to figure out exactly what the progression for them really is outside of a weak grasp so the player will get every hat and a mass stock of cotton that's unusable but my issue with that is with the bosses, you only need the hook shot badge to fight them and that's it, if they knew at exactly which point the player would get a new hat they'd have been able to add more depth to the boss fights by having them need certain hats to defeat them with.
the game sold on it's cute factor alone and people are content with that but honestly it sets the bar lower for platformers over all
cb2c7f No.13694191
>>13693984
>$30
>Indie game
>Singleplayer only
It's the current year where you can get a dozen indie games from humble SJW bundle for a dollar. What did they expect?
>>13694026
I'm not sure about 2017's numbers but compared to 2016 they did fairly well.
>2016's average sales per game was 21,000
>2016's median sales per game was 2,800
0e1503 No.13694324
>>13694076
> 2 mil + Kickstarter handouts
>That's buttfuck nothing for a video game
For AAA shit? yeah it doesn't even pay the ads. For a self-funded indie game that's not bad at all.
If they wanted to sell more they should've either made the game longer or sell it cheaper.
>Valve takes 70%
It's the other way around, retard.
5f566d No.13694409
>>13694171
The game does ask for mastery of the mechanics, but only the base platforming mechanics plus the hookshot. There's a decent number of places where you have to string wall-jumps, double jumps, and air tackles to get through, and a couple where you have to use the double jump to get under floating barriers. It never gets real difficult, but it's not like it remains entirely basic. As you said, though, all the hat abilities only exist for progression gates, aside from the dweller mask, which gets a few interesting platforming bits.
e2c77f No.13694423
Oh no, the OP is retarded. What a strange twist of events!
35a3fc No.13694428
>>13694423
Oh please. Failure to get dubs is just embarrassing.
fe9552 No.13694447
>>13694409
what does it in is the lack of decent puzzles tbh, that and the cringy ass writing/story/characters
952a71 No.13694450
>>13694095
Yes, and he's a commie furfag. Thank all that is holy that this piece of shit flopped. I love collect-a-thon games like Banjo-Kazooie and I hate the fact that the two "saviors" of the genre ended up being pozzed bullshit to the bone.
5f566d No.13694459
>>13694447
I only found mustache girl and the very forced "get lost" thing at the end to be cringey. I genuinely loved Snatcher and the two movie directors. It helps that they had great boss fights.
8891fb No.13694473
>>13694450
While we're on this topic, was anything like your pic found in Mario Odyssey? There's the shitty ending, but there's still debate over it being the usual status quo and mimicking old cartoons versus the treehouse interfering.
fe9552 No.13694486
>>13694459
the boss fights are only really very flashy they're actually though lacking, like it seems as though they put alot of ideas in their bosses but didn't go deep into it and it kinda seems as though they wanted them to be not as hard as things look and I think that's down to the fact that they don't have mastery of their own game tbh
5f566d No.13694518
>>13694486
Snatcher's fight is pretty demanding for family 3D platformer, especially the second phase, but I agree it doesn't go on long enough. Still, it beats practically everything Mario has put out for a 3D boss fight.
fe9552 No.13694546
>>13694518
see I don't know about that, Mario is easy sure but it's alot more solid gameplay since bosses always have more going on for them then just hit them
724369 No.13694571
>>13693984
>tranny antagonist
I’m glad it did.
90d07a No.13694572
>Collectathon where you can't collect everything in the base game.
Cant' really call it a collectathon then.
df5f50 No.13694583
>>13694571
Show me. Holy shit what.
d61c77 No.13694588
There was actual excitement for this game when it was first announced. It's been five bloody years since then, so anyone who didn't give this thing money, and probably some who did, just forgot it existed.
There was no real push for marketing of any kind, jewtubers were too busy pushing Cuphead and then Mario Odyssey,
And it released after Yooka Laylee and Mighty No 9, and at this point, even normalfags are somewhat wary of Kikestarters.
No fucking wonder it flopped.
5f566d No.13694592
>>13694546
>since bosses always have more going on for them then just hit them
When that's the case, it's usually just the Zelda stock "do thing to reveal weak point". I'd rather have an intense fight where you're constantly dodging attacks over token "complexity".
e14e3c No.13694593
Are you including the money they got from Kickstarter?
1cee92 No.13694594
>>13694572
This.
Having cut content is already bad. Having fucking cut content that makes it so you can't even 100% a collectathon game is a whole other level of fuck up.
e14e3c No.13694609
>>13694571
>tranny antagonist
I don't get it, putting a tranny as the villain is a problem? Seemsfine to me unless its written poorly. Also: proof?
df5f50 No.13694610
>>13694588
>so anyone who didn't give this thing money, and probably some who did, just forgot it existed.
Right here. I'm living proof.
All I know is that people in cuckchan loved it in 13', but I never cared for it.
36c8f1 No.13694615
>>13694036
>>13694032
it's not quite 2m. You need to consider:
<this isn't tracking purchases.
<this isn't tracking kickstarter registrants
<there's the discount to factor in
<valve's cut for sales (30%)
it made money, and will continue to make money. I could see it having a sort of recettear effect, it'll be a perpetual success. With it launching on consoles too it'll probably live a healthy life with KS costs recouped, and notable profit made.
5f566d No.13694618
>>13694571
>>13694609
He's shitposting over mustache girl's namesake.
5f566d No.13694623
>>13694618
Whoops, first reply was meant for >>13694583.
df5f50 No.13694631
>>13694618
>>13694623
That's not very controversial then.
It's just a silly girl with a mustache. I'm more mad about how shit the writing, character design and overall, the most important part: The Gameplay is.
fe9552 No.13694641
>>13694592
yeah I agree on that it's a repeat of the same shit but that's due to mario bosses being unaware tutorials like a "d-do you git X mechanic?" which portrays that they're actually aware of their game unlike hatslut which I can't say even dropped that in favor of more "fun" bosses since like I said everything comes off as they either never bothered to master their mechanics
d3b175 No.13694686
Where are the nude mods?
Who in their right mind would by a loli game without nude mods?
Here's your answer faggot.
5d7dd5 No.13694692
>>13694686
>nude mods of a 6 year old girl
d3b175 No.13694701
>>13694692
Yes? Is there a problem?
5d7dd5 No.13694707
d3b175 No.13694713
>>13694707
Don't ask why you game flopped next time.
c36bbe No.13694714
>>13694707
This isn't cuckchan faggot, loli isn't limited to a containment board.
5d7dd5 No.13694728
>>13694714
I see the /b/ pedo problem bleeds into every other board.
952a71 No.13694729
Now the pedos are out in full force again. Newsflash faggots - commie pedos is a bad demographic to target with your game. Go kill yourselves.
d3b175 No.13694740
>make pedo game
>ask why pedos are interested in game
>wonder why pedos don't buy the game that doesn't have sweet cunny in it
0f1b4d No.13694780
>>13694702
Funny how nature do dat
85f94d No.13694807
>>13694780
Jesus, is that really the natural log?
e75125 No.13694889
>>13694692
I know, right? She's too old.
But really, there's nothing wrong with that.
5f566d No.13695069
>>13694641
I think we're just looking for different things in boss fights. To me, it sounds like you're more interested in the "puzzle" of figuring them out, where I'm more interested in feeling like I'm actually fighting for my life.
dff456 No.13695227
>still forcing the "this game is a flop!" meme
Maxime leave.
0fcc3e No.13695285
>>13694889
Gas yourself, kike.
1ef5ac No.13695463
>>13695285
>Being a pedo is wrong because the jews like it
Have we gotten to the point where the most awful shit has to be compared to jews before we see it at wrong?
12bdc1 No.13695474
>>13693984
>flop
That's not a flop for an indie game, man.
5108e1 No.13695515
So is it basically guarenteed at this point that this will be shit too?
a8553f No.13695555
>>13694068
>>13694450
This. I'm not touching (((that shit))) with a 10-foot pole.
564d31 No.13695562
>>13693984
>Kikestarted game
>Meaning there was no cost to develop without the dev saying otherwise of course
>Sold 64k copies at $30
>Gross profit of $1,920,000
>After Valve's cut(30%) and assuming a 10% sales tax (for the sake of argument) that leaves you with approx. $1,152,000 net profit Please note this is assuming no discounts, free copies etc. Actual number is probably just under $1 million for net profit
>Flop
Even though my numbers here are strictly rough estimations. This is still a sales success and it's going to continue to sell. I can see this game being the type of game that sells every time a Steam sale rolls around.
e46936 No.13695569
ae2ece No.13695587
>>13694807
No, because people get shorter once they hit 50. It's bullshit.
2d585e No.13695604
>"Indie" copypaste of Mario Sunshine didn't sell
Good.
a8553f No.13695610
>>13695562
It really depends how big the dev team is. Splitting $1M five ways, you're only getting $200,000 for five years of work. That's $40k a year. You'd make double that doing software dev at a midsized company. I have no clue how big the dev team is, though, or how they're splitting the money and how much of their money is going to their publisher, (((Humble Bundle))).
>>13694807
Yes anon, that is a graph of the natural logarithm.
564d31 No.13695622
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
>>13695610
Well here's the credits if you want to figure it out
b109d3 No.13695657
>devs want $30,000 to make game
>raise $296,360
>make game much larger than originally intended
>make ~$1,280,000 in steam sales
>release free patches making the game even larger
It wasn't remotely close to a flop, you are comparing it to triple A trash when the devs only wanted $30,000 to make it, not the $30,000,000 that a triple A would take.
af91c6 No.13695691
>>13693984
>Flop
After Steam takes their 30% cut, they are getting a paycheck of $1,300,000 give or take. Jonas said in the Beta64 interview that they are "set for life" by which he was implying they can go ahead and make the next game with an even bigger budget than before.
Timestamped link for when he mentions this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jt7tIDulslI&feature=youtu.be&t=28m4s
b109d3 No.13695705
>>13695691
>inb4 people bitch about DLC on an awesome $30 game
5615a8 No.13695707
>>13695610
You guys aren't considering tax on that $1M, either.
564d31 No.13695718
>>13695707
I did. My numbers included a 10% sales tax.
af91c6 No.13695726
>>13695705
The DLC is just going to be free updates that fulfills the Kickstarter stretch goals, I can't really fathom that anyone would complain about free updates.
5615a8 No.13695733
>>13695718
At that level you aren't getting taxed 10%. What happens is more like rape.
b109d3 No.13695734
>>13695726
He said 2 DLCs, I though it was going to be 1 free and one paid.
1712b2 No.13695737
>>13695285
Lolicon is legal, kike
8b07e9 No.13695745
>something being legal makes it morally acceptable
Yeah, no. I'd gladly see it banned just to ruin your day.
1712b2 No.13695752
>>13695745
Legal because it’s fiction you shifty kike
af91c6 No.13695753
>>13695734
Nope, all free. Co-op in theory should be arriving as well, since that was also a goal.
ae3871 No.13695755
Gross 2 million
If that doesn't fucking cover development then they obviously fucked up somewhere
we just can't see if it's a flop without seeing how much they paid for development
b109d3 No.13695766
Anyone wondering if they made money watch the video here >>13695691 they are very happy with the sales.
f819b9 No.13695767
Does anyone know what the new chapters are going to be like? Anyone doing any modding?
af91c6 No.13695776
>>13695767
According to the interview he did, there is a bunch of unused content in the game files right now that you could access via the Unreal 3 mod tools, I'd imagine some of that stuff will get polished up for release, so that's your best place to look.
a8553f No.13695777
>>13695622 (checked)
I really don't know enough about the company's internal structure to say, but looking at it there are about a dozen people who could be on a salary as an employee, and maybe 4 people who definitely are: the creator, the 3D art lead, the 2D art lead, and the other level designer/writer. According to their LinkedIn page, the company size is "1-10 people" which tells me exactly nothing. Based on >>13695691 I have to imagine that the game did well enough, and I'm possibly overestimating the number of full-time employees.
>>13695733 (checked)
You aren't considering that the $1M is going to Gears for Breakfast after (((Humble Bundle))) takes their cut, which means the large number will be under much-lower corporate tax. After paying employees and contractors their cuts, the founder almost certainly isn't in the top tax bracket, or even the second-highest.
a74f1f No.13695783
>90+ replies
>no porn
Are we being raided or what?
af91c6 No.13695789
>>13695777
I seriously doubt the bulk of the game's sales are through Humble Bundle. It's likely 98% Steam purchases directly. Nice lucky trips by the way.
dff456 No.13695791
>>13695783
no it's just that all the porn is shit and somebody would post the awful shadman drawing.
a74f1f No.13695804
>>13695791
Shadman is still better than game's actual art style so I'd be fine with it.
a8553f No.13695819
>>13695783
I mean, considering I got quads earlier and only one person replied, it's possible.
>>13695789
The game's publisher is Humble Bundle. Humble Bundle has a publishing wing now: https://www.humblebundle.com/publishing
I don't know how their financing terms work, but most publishers take a decent % of gross profits.
bfc584 No.13695828
>>13695783
Found 3 good pics.
af91c6 No.13695852
>>13695819
>The game's publisher is Humble Bundle.
Sauce for this? Steam lists the game as published by G4B. If anything I would guess that Humble Bundle is helping with the console releases, which aren't out yet.
a74f1f No.13695859
>>13695828
Decent enough.
We need more.
52f687 No.13695867
>>13695783
Well now I'm hungry for noodles porn
1b18b5 No.13695869
>>13695515
>bloodstained
it's funny because she's a girl
a74f1f No.13695886
>>13695869
>the reveal at the end is the game was a fever dream of some hungry homeless girl loosing too much blood during her menstruation
a8553f No.13695889
>>13695852
The Wikipedia page and the Humble page I linked both state Humble is the publisher for A Hat in Time. I know the Steam page says differently, and honestly I don't know why. It's possible your theory is right.
1b18b5 No.13695902
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>>13695886
>some hungry homeless girl
a74f1f No.13695910
>>13695902
Does bloodstained get ouya release?
If it does it makes too much sense.
b92ac6 No.13695925
how is it a flop? Also how can we get more people to play Speebot?
af91c6 No.13695933
>>13695889
Oh, didn't realize, thought the page would just be a generic "we can publish" page, not one that would list games.
>>13695925
>Also how can we get more people to play Speebot?
Tell people there is a demo with the first 50 levels.
a8553f No.13695951
>>13695933 (checked)
>Oh, didn't realize
That's why you click the links, anon.
>Tell people there is a demo with the first 50 levels.
brb installing Speebot demo
af91c6 No.13695967
>>13695951
>brb installing Speebot demo
IT WORKS
b109d3 No.13696020
>>13695925
Is Speebot finally out?
af91c6 No.13696044
>>13696020
Yeah been out for a little while, dev made a release thread about it.
http://store.steampowered.com/app/731320/Speebot/
Demo button is on the right side.
b109d3 No.13696134
>>13696044
Just smashed out a couple of levels, it's pretty good.
af91c6 No.13696987
>>13695951
>>13695925
>>13695967
>>13696134
Whoops my bad, it's only the first 20 levels, out of 200 total. Still a nice chunk of levels.
9f6ed8 No.13697136
How did it flop? They originally kickstarted the game for 30k, and got 300k for it, minus kickstarter share. They made mad profits before release.
Of the 60k owners, at least 50k are actual sales. That translates to another 1.5m in revenue, minus steam share. Even if it took over four years, that still translates to a good wage for everyone involved. Assuming they don't live in some overpriced shithole.
>>13694005
Chapter 2 and 4 both suffer from linearity, and chapter 4 has no story.
776fc6 No.13697150
>>13697136
assuming he gets like 1.2m on profits, that still means he made like 300k per year which is pretty low end, could have made more or near as much as a code monkey and chances are he could have got a promotion after all these years
dff456 No.13697154
>>13697136
>battle of the birds
>bad
alpine skyline is kind of weak, but battle of the birds isn't.
9f6ed8 No.13697204
>>13697154
It's not bad, but it would be better if it was less linear. It feels more like an adventure game than a collect-a-thon to me.
Each of the levels essentially come down to one hallway, whilst chapter 1 and 3 just let you roam the area and collect shit as you please.
af91c6 No.13697217
>>13697154
>>13697204
Battle of the Birds is highly entertaining the first time though, but it's probably the weakest for replays due to restrictions and linearity.
dff456 No.13697230
>>13697204
The game describes itself as such, but it really shouldn't. The game isn't a collect-a-thon it's a straight sunshine style 3d platformer.
a7171f No.13697336
>>13694780
>It also hits the ara
Perfection.
8b4b1d No.13697340
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>>13694450
To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to be a commie furfag. The logic is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of theoretical physics most of the jokes will go over a typical viewer’s head. There’s also communist’s nihilistic outlook, which is deftly woven into their characterisation- their personal philosophy draws heavily from Karl Marx literature, for instance. The furry's understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of these systems, to realise that they’re not just righteous- they say something deep about LIFE. As a consequence people who dislike communism truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn’t appreciate, for instance, the humour in Karl Marx's existential catchphrase “Where the fuck is all the food?” which itself is a cryptic reference to JK Rowling's epic Harry Potter. I’m smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as Antifa’s genius wit unfolds itself on their television screens. What fools.. how I pity them. ??
And yes, by the way, i DO have a Hammer & Sickle tattoo. And no, you cannot see it. It’s for the boy’ eyes only- and even then they have to demonstrate that they’re within 5 IQ points of my own (preferably lower) beforehand.
fcc2fc No.13697357
>>13697340
delicious copypasta!
327ef3 No.13697359
>>13695925
None of you fags would give a fuck about speebot if the wasn't from 8chan.
776fc6 No.13697364
>>13697359
but he IS that makes the difference, i know he ain't a fag, unlike you
fd05c1 No.13697373
>>13697359
Sure I can accept that.
Game's good though.
0cc2b5 No.13697487
>>13694059
>get stuck in a boss attack
>have to start the entire level over
>can't make a simple jump because she auto-grabs a ledge that's ten feet away
>jumping onto lines is also buggy as fuck
>climbing to the top of a tree without getting teleported around is impossible
good thing I pirated this game
4aa632 No.13697550
>>13695737
So is homosexuality, but that doesnt make it right
000000 No.13697591
>>13694450
What's the issue here? He is jokingly insinuating that ethical consumption, while theoretically possible, doesn't really happen in real life. Which is correct. Given the means and the freedom to do so, the majority of people will become consumer whores. A consumerist society is not self-destructive because of corporations, but because of how weak-willed, self-centered, and short-sighted most people are.
Capitalism is the best thing we have, but it's not without faults.
9f6ed8 No.13697600
>>13697591
people don't like it when politics opposing theirs is presented in videogames
efca62 No.13697609
>>13697591
We will eat our fill. Fuck you.
dff456 No.13697617
>>13694450
I'd just like to remind you that this takes place in The Snatcher's dream sequence where you find out his backstory.
The Snatcher is a character that steals souls with contracts and shit, and his backstory is his princess waifu was a fucking oversensitive bitch who thought he was holding hands with a random lady when really he was handing her money to buy flowers for her, whereupon she then locked him up in a prison while she slowly went insane. It makes sense that he'd blame capitalism in that situation
9f6ed8 No.13697664
>>13697617
>It makes sense that he'd blame capitalism in that situation
No, it doesn't. Regardless of what system you use, you're still going to be handing objects to people to make the system work.
dff456 No.13697677
>>13697664
Makes sense in context, not makes sense logically.
3c46a0 No.13697695
>>13694450
But anon he's right Capitalism is an unethical system
As is Comunism
I swear I'm sick of Capitalist faggots denying National Socialism, can you CivNats and Spencerfags get the fuck out
3c46a0 No.13697696
>>13697591
>Capitalism is the best thing we have, but it's not without faults.
Have you not heard of National Socialism you fucking homo
9500f9 No.13697734
>>13697591
Right. Capitalism and Democracy are both the worst methods- apart from all the others. They both fail if the populous is not educated and holds stead-fast morals.
I don't think the dev is a commie though. Usually they can't stop themselves putting propaganda in, and it'd be more than one gag.
The game is nice, but it's sorely missing some quality of life in the graphics here and there. Minor shit like the Mafia getting stuck in a square window that "corks" for a split second- even though it has big gaps around the side. Or the Mafia Boss' transition into his battle being fading to black and being in another room.
The missions it threw in were clever, but I feel like it needed more. There's no real reason to explore levels other than to find more yarn or tokens. It's not like you can stumble on a hidden time piece or a future mission like in Banjo or Mario. The fact you're one token shy of collecting everything from the machine is fucked though.
Another year wouldn't have hurt- though it's not like it had the weight of KH or Persona to be delayed endlessly and their audience will still be hyped for it. And I'm guessing they were racing to avoid being forgotten in the wake of Odyssey (and not be accused of pinching features they did).
I wouldn't say it's a flop. A little underwhelming sure, but people are enjoying it and it's at least challenging in places and fun.
1efbfe No.13697767
>>13694450
>fags are still falling for this fake screenshot
dff456 No.13697779
3b5aaf No.13697784
>>13694450
Pffffffffffffffffffffffffff
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
The industry can't fall fast enough.
3b5aaf No.13697791
>>13697591
What's unethical about buying things I want with my money? Or maybe it would be more ethical to give my money to the government so it could spend it for me in my own behalf, and if I disagree with anything about it I get the amazing opportunity to vote for something else every four years, instead of ceasing funding immediately.
The fact that commies think capitalism is less ethical than any version of socialism is bafling.
9f6ed8 No.13697792
>>13697767
It's real, lad. It's in Snatchers' pink time rift.
b6c980 No.13697824
>>13694450
>cutesy dreamlike platformer that has no relation to the real world in any way
>still has to shoehorn real world politics into it
What is it with leftists? Why are they so incapable of making non-political art?
dff456 No.13697851
>>13694450
>libtards won't buy this for having a singular jontron cameo
>sjw won't buy this because one of the people on development doxxed the Anita watching faggot french maxofs2d
>/pol/ won't buy this for having a singular joke about capitalism
If any of these groups actually bought video games in the first place I'm sure someone would care, at least the game's a good pirate for the latter group.
e56be2 No.13697874
>>13694076
Yes goyim, videogames must make $10million+ to be successful! A game that doesn't sell 4 million copies is a flop! Remember, the next time a favorite franchise of yours is ravaged in the name of mass-market appeal, to repeat after me: "It couldn't be helped, it's original model just wasn't successful."
e56be2 No.13697883
>>13697824
>game includes a throw-away joke about the left
>"HAHA SO BASED PRAISE KEK XD!"
>game includes a throw-away joke about the right
>"Urg! Why do these people have to shoehorn their politics into EVERYTHING?!"
Every time.
fd05c1 No.13697891
>>13697883
>game includes a throw-away joke about the left
Such as
dff456 No.13697895
>>13697883
name one game that insults the left where it didn't make sense in context.
I still say this situation makes sense in context but people are too busy throwing a shitfit to listen and discuss
6cb277 No.13697902
>>13697550
You can’t name a single thing wrong with lolicon because nobody real got hurt, these are fictional drawings that aren’t real yet moralfags and normalfags want to ruin that too because they got offended thanks to their inability to tell the difference between fiction and real life.
4eb833 No.13697909
>>13697902
>nobody real got hurt
Normalization of pedophilia hurts children in the long run you fucking degenerate
f92943 No.13697919
>>13697883
How can you even joke about the left, when the left is so twisted and evil?
6cb277 No.13697943
>>13697909
Your average lolicon hate 3DPD and stick to 2D cartoon girls
1efbfe No.13697947
>>13697792
>>13697779
Bullshit, hat loli would never be a filthy commie, you're lying.
dff456 No.13697958
>>13697947
the hat loli isn't the fucking commie it's this jack-o-lantern looking brotherfucker.
fe9552 No.13697992
>>13697958
it's actually the dev tbh
0e13a4 No.13697997
>>13697591
>[I claim to not understand the issue - perhaps I genuinely don't, but whether I do or not doesn't actually really matter for the purposes of this post. Here, let me pressure you into believing that the issue is what I say the issue is.]
dff456 No.13698001
>>13697992
I refuse to believe the same dev that doxxed maxofs2d is in any way shape or form a bad person.
Could be a different person at the team or whatever, but there's no way that based motherfucker is behind this.
bd94e1 No.13698012
>>13694191
>Give me everything for free
>don't think about earning money or feeding your family
This is why you aren't a game developer. You'd be begging at the street corner within a week.
a73bf6 No.13698063
547a2d No.13698109
>>13694450
I mean, I always took it as a joke. It's outlandish so I thought it was intended as a hyperbolic punchline.
5fa8d6 No.13698137
>>13697883
>>game includes a throw-away joke about the left
Like what?
My noggin is joggin now.
000000 No.13698141
>>13697791
The money you pay for the thing you want is but a tiny fragment of the true price of the item. Up to 70 kg of waste can be produced to create 1 kg of product. This waste is then figuratively dumped into some third worlder's backyard. Then, when you eventually get tired of your 20 dollar singing fish, it also becomes trash and gets shipped back to the third world to rejoin the trash from the manufacturing process in what is now a literal wasteland. The locals can now enjoy paying the true price of your mindless consumption for hundreds to thousands of years.
You would have had a point if manufacturing was a closed loop process with no externalized costs. As it is though, other people are paying (or will be paying) 99% of the true cost of almost everything you buy. I don't think I need to explain why this is both unsustainable and unethical.
dff456 No.13698220
>>13698141
that would imply the only source of our capitalism comes from china, which it doesn't.
3c324d No.13698358
>>13695562
>sold 64k copies
>64k owners
>not subtracting the kikestart pre-orderers
Goddamnit nigger, you only had one job.
4600b5 No.13698361
I actually liked hat in time.
It wasn't a bad game, it just lacks in some areas.
564d31 No.13698399
>>13698358
>"Please note this is assuming no discounts, free copies etc. Actual number is probably just under $1 million for net profit"
But I did. The nigger here is you, learn to read, cure your own illiteracy.
40a619 No.13702216
No one ever defines capitalism when they criticise it. Most of the time the left is really talking about Corporatism, which itself is closer to communism. That's what really makes a capitalism joke so loaded; that and if they are talking about capitalism (free exchange between people, with no coercive authority) then they're advocating for your slavery by a group of their choice.
Very few people actually don't want to be lead by a powerful authority with the support of millions behind it, and I don't think that will change, so the obvious best option is national socialism, wherein the racial makeup of a people determines their leadership, and the preservation, and success of this one particalur race is of primary concern to the government. All the big problems in governments today stem from all the different groups that a government is supposed to appeal to, which turns the government into a weapon its own people use against each other; eventually all the people see the government as traitorous.
ef593b No.13702335
>>13698001
>I refuse to believe the same dev that doxxed maxofs2d is in any way shape or form a bad person.
He's a different kind of evil, a furfag
d5f16e No.13702393
I hate 3d platformers and collectathons
ec20a6 No.13702572
Post fucking porn.
Games like this or overwatch are only worth existing because of the porn.
So if you make a thread about non-game, at least post fucking porn.
37dcaa No.13703391
>>13694450
I thought it was funny
17c303 No.13703402
>>13697359
>None of you fags would give a fuck about speebot if the wasn't from 8chan.
give me some clang and i will give a fuck
df5f50 No.13703423
>>13698012
Who are you quoting?
df5f50 No.13703439
>>13697851
At least /leftypol/ is happy with their platformer.
af91c6 No.13703447
>>13697883
>>game includes a throw-away joke about the left
Name one. Fucking. One.
76f079 No.13703486
>>13702216
>Very few people actually don't want to be lead by a powerful authority with the support of millions behind it, and I don't think that will change, so the obvious best option is national socialism
>People love being ruled over by a strong central government, so let's all choose natsoc
This is how I know you're another retarded socialist or just another troll from /leftypol/.
abb532 No.13703537
>>13698141
>Up to 70 kg of waste can be produced to create 1 kg of product
An argument which ultimately leads to the nihilistic conclusion that you have to kill yourself. A meaningless position to take.
40a619 No.13705064
>>13703486
>presents no argument to the contrary, just attacks
Begone, Jew.
dff456 No.13705298
>>13703439
>/leftypol/
>happy with a nazi in the game
nigga even when leftypol wins they lose
5d7dd5 No.13705388
>good indie game comes out
>pirate fags call it shit and brag about pirating it
If it's such a bad game, why would you want to pirate it?
0cc2b5 No.13705411
>>13705388
It's the other way around, you dumb fugg, we pirated it and then decided it was shit.
f819b9 No.13705412
>>13705388
I just wish we can talk about the game and 3d platformers instead of the one really out of place joke in a hidden section of a level. How about we discuss how to fix alpine skylines
6c6819 No.13705418
>>13705411
>>13705388
Pirates have shit taste
cf81ec No.13705469
>>13705388
Next to no porn.
dff456 No.13705514
>>13705412
Make it like all the other areas, instead of being free roam with the flag ropes, make it so the flag ropes are closer and make the missions related to the time pieces more interesting than "run to the finish". Twilight Bell was the best part of Alpine, make the others that or more interesting.
5d7dd5 No.13705527
>>13705469
I don't want porn of a six year old girl, you want porn go to the toddlercon tag on sad panda, this is a fucking video game about a little girl going on a magical adventure. The fuck is wrong with you?
5f566d No.13705928
>>13705412
>>13705514
My only annoyance with Alpine Skylines was just how long the zip lines were. I actually really liked its focus on pure, Mario Galaxy style platforming. One of HiT's strengths is how each world has a different way of progressing through them. Mafia Town has an open world with separate missions similar to how Mario Sunshine is structured, Battle of Birds has separate, linear levels with the gimmick of earning scores for each director, Subcon Forest has you sign contracts to open up each level, and Alpine Skylines gives you complete freeroam to find whatever time pieces you wish. It gives a lot of variety to the game.
f819b9 No.13706165
>>13705928
Instead of being isolated mini-levels I thought that along with being more connected with the zip lines it would've been neat if all the mountains were connected by a valley or something that you can descend to, so you get that vertical level design as well as an open broad area as a second option to get around. I also really liked the windmill peak as well as the twilight bell
>>13705514
I liked the ziplines but it would be nice if there was some interaction and neat things you could do with them
6adfe9 No.13706250
>>13694701
>>13694702
>>13694714
>>13694889
Kill yourselves, pedophiles. You will never know the warmth of a woman's comfort.
fe158f No.13706304
>>13706250
The goon fears the loli
4aa632 No.13706346
>>13706304
>everyone who doesnt agree with me is a goon
Goon tactics tbh
c3ac75 No.13706624
>>13697883
>game includes a throw-away joke about the left
Go ahead and name one, I'll wait.
8f0a83 No.13706863
>>13697677
>it illogically makes sense in context
Nigger what?
dff456 No.13707495
>>13706863
Considering the other actions of the character and the illogical thought process behind most of the characters, basic logic does not apply. You're questioning whether or not the thought process makes sense for the actions of the character, not whether or not the thought process is logical.
78b635 No.13707525
>devs are commies
>wanting commies to succeed
e75125 No.13708348
>>13705527
I want an h-game about a toddler going on a magical adventure.
776fc6 No.13708425
>>13708348
Someday brother, someday
141e4b No.13708495
e75125 No.13708568
>>13708425
Only game I know of was someone saying they were gonna remake Mario is Missing with a baby Peach powerup. Haven't heard from him in a couple years unfortunately.
>>13708495
Not gonna click that link without knowing what's on the other side first.
776fc6 No.13708594
>>13708568
>Not gonna click that link without knowing what's on the other side first.
I recommend you take peek
141e4b No.13708614
>>13708568
>Not gonna click that link without knowing what's on the other side first.
Bio Miracle Bokutte Upa - ( Nes / Famicom ) - Full Playthrough - No Death
It's a baby/toddler on a magical adventure
e75125 No.13708622
>>13708614
Oh, that game? That would be pretty neat to see an h version of it.
280fc2 No.13712483
>>13697874
Between regional pricing, Valve taking their cut, the publisher no doubt taking a percentage as well, and the time it took to develop the game (which is four years), they must have earned far below the average wage unless there's like one or two people in the dev team and every other name in the credits was commissioned to contribute.
Right now it just performed adequately at best. If that was it, and there were no console ports planned, the devs would have to immediately look into creating a new game or find a job elsewhere to feed themselves.
This is why indie developers who got their former PC exclusives released on PS4 and Switch often comment on how well they are selling there - because more often than not, that's when they actually start seeing profits from their years of work.
dff456 No.13713203
>>13712483
>publisher cut
nigga it's self published, the console ports are the ones that are getting a cut from the publisher.
35fd85 No.13719659
b3a59c No.13719674
almost as good as wolfenstein
35fd85 No.13719675
>>13694450
That everyone here is triggered by a joke about capitalism is proof enough that you are the other sjw's
Grow the fuck up
b3a59c No.13719683
>>13719674
the sale numbers are almost as good
55b1e3 No.13719722
>>13703537
>if things are really that bad then your argument is meaningless because that's really bad and requires sudoku
What the fuck are you on about retard?