43b2ee No.13688407
Why are German games so comfy?
47cc46 No.13688412
>>13688407
A culture of quality and effort coupled with the characteristics of the German homeland.
534963 No.13688680
bd3e35 No.13688752
German game devs desperately trying to preserve what remains of their culture in the only way they know how.
096104 No.13688779
>>13688407
This isn't vidya, but it is probably one of my favorite board games. Best with four people and if you're good at fucking people over without ruining your friendship with them.
e6efe9 No.13688788
c21c89 No.13688843
They need as much comfyness they can get their hands on otherwise they'll invade their neighbours.
97674d No.13688868
>bland boring and uninspired
>"comfy"
Eh?
dc8b37 No.13688873
>>13688868
Fuck off, the subversion of fantasy elements is fucking shit and you know it.
5bbd50 No.13688882
>>13688407
Because they are literally not allowed to make anything else.
1d069c No.13688934
>>13688407
isn't blood literally banned from videogames in Germany?
6d4f32 No.13689044
>>13688934
I'm pretty sure that's just part of Germany's virtue signaling.
000000 No.13689058
German games are like German humour.
6d4f32 No.13689109
>>13688407
Personally I think it's a counter-reaction to a highly chaotic spirit/psychology/physiology.
68bf65 No.13689111
>>13688407
>Why are German games so comfy?
They're fascist government doesn't allow the portrayal of violence
ed2d99 No.13689121
>>13688873
I just want a good generic fantasy. Like realistic world with generic western fantasy elements and no crazy bullshit.
534963 No.13689123
>>13689058
Dry, non-offensive, and not enjoyable?
548012 No.13689139
>>13688779
Germans are known for making really good board games.
dc8b37 No.13689170
>>13689121
Many people do. But there's this thought in world-building which I feel is completely and utterly absurd. The idea you need to go and make something completely different so as not to be "generic" or "uninspired". They think that for something to be different it needs to totally abandon established western fantasy, the world of dragons, knights and demons.
3906a3 No.13689208
>>13689170
To be different is exactly that, though. You can't be different and still do exactly the same as everyone else, and the less you are like them the more different you are.
1d069c No.13689215
>>13689044
yeah, so what else are they going to make? everything else is banned.
534963 No.13689223
>>13689215
Dhimmi simulator.
495beb No.13689233
f11165 No.13689262
Refugees can't into video game development.
804754 No.13689280
>>13688407
Work simulation is the most uncomfy thing I can imagine. Why do Germans love that shit so much?
f11165 No.13689287
>>13689280
It's shovelware.
ac9095 No.13689296
>>13689280
On the bright side, these shitty job simulators gave us those ironic ownage montages on Youtube.
66c064 No.13689297
>>13689280
Almost all vidya is work simulation veiled to various degrees.
494945 No.13689304
>>13689297
>Military themed shooter
That's a job for some people
>Professional racing driver
That's a job for some people
>Monster hunter
Hunting is a job that some people have
I see your point
6d4f32 No.13689305
>>13689208
Here is the difference though: You can do what others have done, but make it more meaningful and of higher quality. It's like taking someone else's game and then using it as a starting point to make a better game. In terms of effort and volume of change, it could be 10% of the code in a similar amount of time (10%) and yet make it 10x better. Or 2x if we're trying to be less emphatic.
d232ea No.13689307
>>13689280
They have fun in her works i think so.
97674d No.13689326
>>13689304
>commander of a space fleet
That's a job for some people
>Devil Summoner
That's a job for some people
>God Slaying belts overlord
That's a job for some people
Yeah I agree
66c064 No.13689329
>>13689304
Not really what I was going for, but I guess that works too.
6d4f32 No.13689349
>>13689280
That's what happens when you're high in testosterone and dopamine. You play beer, drink heavy weights, and consider work as lift.
d6aa4d No.13689352
>>13688407
They got a simulator details autism on game design, just don't follow on games that are story-heavy or RPG-Based that doesn't include German voices or you can skip text dialogue, they fucking suck at those.
66c064 No.13689360
>>13689349
>you play beer, drink heavy weights, and consider work as lift.
97674d No.13689373
>>13689360
German grammar.
696f1a No.13690164
b6a44f No.13690193
>>13688934
No, just nationalism.
bb54d6 No.13690196
>>13688407
Same reason why the Japanese are so big on Mongolian wood carvings: Escapism. When you spend half of your time working and the other half paying taxes so the welfare state can pay the Turks and the Romanians, you just wanna get away from it all.
ad8abc No.13690224
>not posting the best of all
52a023 No.13690456
>>13690224
too bad it doesnt work on modern systems. It looks much better than Patrician 4.
a78e55 No.13690679
>>13688407
they are not they are shit and you are shit too
23692e No.13690690
>>13690679
t. LARPole
There is no polish people, poland is an illegitimate country with a made up language that was created by kikes fleeing the fall of the Khazar Empire. It should be reannexed into Russia ASAP. Poles are just misguided Byelorussians.
2caaa7 No.13690704
1.big heda
3,they smart
4:culture of quality
1f205f No.13690717
Life is a game. Videogames are minigames.
abd509 No.13690737
>>13688934
Blood in games was actually banned in Germany in the early days.
Affected games: Soldier of Fortune II, C&C Generals, Half-Life 1, UT2k3/2k4 and some more.
Soldier of Fortune II and C&C Generals had even more drastic changes where people becomes cyborgs/robots instead and going so far to change even the story due to that. Though I am not sure if its because the publisher wanted for those games a 16+ rating instead of 18+ rating which is more strict but that also means more buyers. I don't know how it is nowadays.
Here is a German site about it, it has pictures:
Soldier of Fortune II:
http://www.schnittberichte.com/schnittbericht.php?ID=3538
C&C Generals:
http://www.schnittberichte.com/schnittbericht.php?ID=3688
For example Half-Life 1 the blood is not existent and corpses disappear after a while, some soldiers are replaced with robots. on UT2k3/UT2k4 there is only green blood. UT99 was not released in Germany.
ec97dc No.13690850
So how about that there Clonk Planet/Endeavor/Rage and OpenClonk?
The amount of custom stuff available from CCAN was nice. I think the graphics have turned a bit muddy since Planet, but there's still something very pleasing about the series.
8f7e5a No.13690871
>>13690710
>>13690690
>t. overdue debtor
Pay 1 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000$ denbt for your chimp out, szwabs.
Anyway, the new Elex is pretty comfy when you go exploring into the hi-level area swarming with mutants that can kill you with 2 hits. You have to constantly alternate between running away and avoiding attacks to move and pick up items, when you're done you jet pack to the roof or find some other place where mutants can't get to and wait for them to calm down. That's the ultimate comfy, finding a safe heaven among swarm of snarling monsters that can't do shit.
53bda4 No.13690873
>>13688407
>desperados.jpg
that looks alot like Pilgrims landing from the Point lookout DLC from Fallout 3.
>>13688779
>settlers of catan
I used to play that in a Bar I would drink in.
495beb No.13690951
>>13690871
Why do all countries around us call us Swabians? Szwabs, Allemanians.
Is this what top performace looks like?
Haha rekt you Prussia.
495beb No.13690957
>>13689373
That isn't even correct in German.
7d1fbe No.13691007
>>13690690
You guys still salty at us for burning down Moscow?
Looks like we're gonna need 2 walls.
9c85c7 No.13691018
I know that feel, If you like it you should try the Nehrim total conversion for Oblivion , it feels like you're walking around in a volkisch countryside, maximum comfy.
2ea453 No.13691069
>>13689326
>commander of a space fleet is a job
[spreadsheeting, yelling and sitting in station while the enemy parks a fucking dreadnought outside the docking area for some reason intensifies]
90c7a6 No.13691075
>>13691018
>Nehrim
This. Also, Treomar is fucking beautiful.
dc8b37 No.13691086
>>13689208
But you can be different within the scope of western fantasy. There's classic fantasy, which is a dark ages-medieval world where fairies and wizards roam the Earth, magic realms coexist with the normal one and share the same space, and magical swords sing songs and grant fortune to their bearers. There's sword and sorcery, with its heroic tales of mighty men, treacherous warlocks and abominable snake-men. There's psuedo-history, there's space opera, there's swashbuckling romanticism, there's gothic horror, there's plenty of things which fall within the scope of western fantasy. People need to stop falling back on Tolkien's work and D&D. Orcs, elfs and dwarfs are not inherent to western fantasy, nor should they be.
1f205f No.13691089
>>13691018
When did that finally get finished? I remember waiting years for that.
4c8e3b No.13691098
>>13688779
How do you play this without getting mad and losing all your friends?
I was pretty good at the fucking people over part but when they banded together to screw me i would always lose my shit.
a78e55 No.13691108
>>13691098
>How do you play this without getting mad and losing all your friends?
on a belly of your goth slave, of course!
c77659 No.13691476
>>13691007
> You guys still salty at us for burning down Moscow?
As much as you're still salty about Katyn.
924803 No.13691529
>>13691108
I wonder how weird OP's friend actually was.
ef399b No.13691600
>>13688407
The guild was kinda shit
anno is still one of my favorites
gonna be needing source on the first and last though
are they city building as well?
4cef7a No.13691665
Because germany besides the cities are comfy.
And if you want to see how comfy the cities were before the kike, see how Lübeck looks like, it's comfy as shit but still a town.
ababb3 No.13691667
Which is the best settlers? I remember playing the demo for settlers 7 and I really liked it. Do they still make them?
4cef7a No.13691678
>>13689280
Because they take pride in their work and in a simulator they don't have to deal with kike-bosses and shitskins.
7cbf86 No.13691681
>>13691476
> Katyn
> us
Well, i guess that explains why every english poof calls a bloody jew "Russian".
Jids are jids, and they are gonna jid.
a78e55 No.13691777
>>13691476
fuck katyń SMOLEŃSK KURWA
b17523 No.13691862
What was that low fantasy RPG set in 1500s Germany called?
0ce4a2 No.13691869
0ed502 No.13692017
>>13691089
2010
there's a sequel called Enderal for Skyrim out now
f99a9b No.13692246
Why do (presumably red-pilled) Poles hate Germans? Why do they pretend to be the good guys of ww2 when they blocked ports to Dunkirk and Agitated the German government knowing full well that if they tried anything France and Britain would declare war on them. When they actively conspired a 2nd war against Germany so they could steal more land from those "Pesky Germans". Why do Poles pretend to hate Jews when they worship a Jewish god and recently declared a dead Jewish Rabbi their King? Let us not forget that until recently Poland has been a safe haven for Jews to live for a long time.
Is it petty hatred for past conflicts or is it just a symptom of typical christcuck behavior to hate whites and white movements.
I'm Welsh/Anglo so don't waste your time assuming I'm a Kraut.
0858a4 No.13692284
>>13692246
>Why don't people like the nation who invaded them 80 years ago?
That's a hard question, maybe they just aren't cucks?
c3775d No.13692373
>>13688407
Video games are not recognized as a legitimate form or art or entertainment by the establishment in Germany, thus the video game developers in Germany are still small and somewhat stuck in the early 2000s of game making.
On top of that, because of the anti violence policy by the establishment they try to create products that are fun without being offensive.
>>13689280
>Work simulation is the most uncomfy thing I can imagine. Why do Germans love that shit so much?
Its German Zen meditation for people who like their work or want to do other work, which they cannot do in real live because they lack the qualification.
>>13692246
>Why do (presumably red-pilled) Poles hate Germans?
Because they are not Poles, but Jews pretending to be Poles.
86d9f4 No.13692421
>>13692246
>whites
Spotted the Ami, "white nationalism" is a purely American phenomenon
43b2ee No.13692531
>>13691667
The first one is the Settlers 2 10th Anniversary remake. It's a mix between city building and RTS.
The last one is Desparados. It's a squad-based stealth game.
>>13691600
Settlers 2 is the pinnacle of the series.
7c4d26 No.13692558
>>13692421
That's false and you know it.
f23bff No.13692568
>>13692531
>2
>Not 3 or 4
Explain.
ecbf2d No.13692732
>>13692421
>"white nationalism" is a purely American phenomenon
That's the most retarded shit I've read today, thanks.
6955fb No.13692820
>>13691086
>People need to stop falling back on Tolkien's work and D&D
I don't even care if they do this as long as it's well done. The problem is that it's usually half assed and not all that great.
tbh I want another Darklands style game where it's the real world but with fantasy elements that were widely believed during the time. Set in the Middle East or Northern/Eastern Europe if you want to do different stuff than the typical dragons and dwarves
Hell, give me a proper game based off the Odessy and being the smarmiest and most devious swashbuckler of the ancient world
43b2ee No.13692882
>>13692568
Without roads, it’s simply not Settlers.
5b39b6 No.13692892
>>13692882
But 3 and 4 have roads.
e42427 No.13692910
>>13692531
There is also an open source port of Settler II called Return to the Roots or Settlers 2.5.
The Settlers 2 10th Anniversary also has and add-on and a sequel that were not released in English.
86d9f4 No.13693113
>>13692732
"White nationalism" is just globalism light.
ad8abc No.13693385
>>13690456
>being a Windowsfag
Works flawlessly on WINE.
9331d3 No.13693907
>>13692373
>because of the anti violence policy by the establishment they try to create products that are fun without being offensive.
To be fair, games are becoming more mainstream in Germany, kind of on par with movies. The whole Killerspiele agenda is nowhere near as bad as it was just a few years ago. Merkel trying to suck up to the younger generation at Gamescom before the election at the very least shows that that mindset is on its way out, even if it's just politically or financially motivated.
There's also been talks about giving game developers more state support or better tax benefits or something like that. Which, personally, I'd welcome.
4f2390 No.13694372
All of you completely forgot about DIE SIEDLER VI - Aufstieg eines Königreichs (Settlers 6 - Rise of an Empire)
5d3e16 No.13694412
>>13690850
> someone else who played Clonk
My nigger, that game is incredibly niche even in Germany
5f6786 No.13694445
>>13692558
>>13692653
>>13692732
White Europeans identify by nationality, not skin color. You really thought the past fifty years would be enough to erase two thousand years of bloodshed? "White" is and was always a concept embraced solely by Anglo colonial diaspora.
5d3e16 No.13694616
80883f No.13694637
>>13688779
I read a story on a certain forum recently about a guy in prison that made a fully fledged functional copy of that game with cardboard and paper. Really want to play it but frankly I am a bit of a brainlet and I was never good at board games.
80883f No.13694663
>>13690871
Taking a walk in the ruins in Elex after a battle is a very calming experience. Some of the music is very good ambient too.
2da0cd No.13694797
>>13694445
>actually falling for the oldest D&C trick in the books
Yeah more brother wars is definitely what we need
A german-speaking Arab should definitely be more welcome in Germany than a Pole or a Frenchman
a0b287 No.13694945
>>13694797
You can avoid brother wars without mixing yourselves beyond recognition.
Look, americans can do their melting pot thing and no one says a thing, but that doesn't mean we europeans have to give up our individual natures and cultures.
ad8abc No.13695013
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
>tfw rolling into Luebeck with skins, meat, and spices out the ass
43b2ee No.13697384
d1082a No.13697429
I also love those amazing classics like Kehrmaschinen Simulator or Courier Simulator.
Alright, there are good games. Like Emergency… Although it got jewed since 2010. Same with Crysis and well. Still good games.
Although German games… There is a lot of shit with the occasional gold. It is very similar to the Polish videogame industry honestly.
2caaa7 No.13697459
>>13694797
he is right though, if everyone just calls themselves white we will evantually lose our heritage. Germans will be whites,poles will be whites,italians,french,spainiards,portugese and so on.
ef399b No.13697981
>>13692246
>or is it just a symptom of typical christcuck behavior to hate whites and white movements
won retarded award prize of the thread
>>13692421
this honestly
ef399b No.13698011
>>13692653
>video
> hey lets sort the world out from an economical central power by making another economical central power
how retarded one has to be to take this in?
plus, making your own meaning through images completely unrelated to what actual dialog tried to convey
7c4d26 No.13698037
>>13698011
>how retarded one has to be
04492e No.13698048
>>13697429
I love the "Medieval Courier Simulator" also known as "Jogger simulator or "Hurdling simulator". Got bored on chapter 2 when i realized my hurdling through entire game is far from over.
9c85c7 No.13698203
>>13698011
>>13697981
reminder poles = kikes
7aad60 No.13698205
>>13698203
Did you try the poopie doodoo method?
ecbf2d No.13698284
>>13698203
>ushmm as a source
Right. The kikes fled to America though.
422722 No.13698342
>>13698284
This map shows declared religious kikes, not ethnic ones. There's hundreds of thousands purebreed albeit secular kikes left and millions of mischlings who were nominally baptized in cucktholic church.
t. mischling
ecbf2d No.13698375
>>13698342
>This map shows declared religious kikes
Still as bad.
09f9a8 No.13698917
>>13698203
>turkroachistan
>Europe
a08c80 No.13699517
>>13689262
Correct.
>RoT made the game more centered on the goddamn storyline
Why oh why.
>>13698203
Mfwaah, the french.
33b2f3 No.13700229
>>13692246
Dunkirk is in france, retard.
7ea3f5 No.13700555
>>13697459
Problem is to keep the cultural and ethnical properties of Europe, that was developed by white people from barbaric to current civilization, in a world rigged to destroy it because of "muh ebil whites".
A brown or black Europe is a sign of its total destruction, it would be artificial to keep its values and cultures as a non-native race and fall apart quickly look at Brazil.
f722d9 No.13702294
>>13692531
the best
>>13692892
those aren't important like in 2 though.
e42427 No.13702396
>>13690737
Most of the changes weren't necessary. If the classification board would demand changes for a game to be rated it may be classified as some kind of censorship so the developers went postal if the certification was denied or the game was put on the index (what only means it can only be sold to adults and must not be publicly advertised). Very few games were actually banned, and the German classification boards got very lenient the last few years.
d610f0 No.13707131
>Play Guild 2
>have to manually tell that shitty cart to go back to the market buy more shit and sell shit
>have to do this on top of my character running around doing political shit
>failing to keep up means competition skyrockets past you with their AI automatically buying and selling at top effeciency
I wouldn't call this comfy. I hope there is a way to make this cart buy and sell automatically.
ad323a No.13707182
>>13707131
You're meant to set up automated trade routes that constantly pick up and drop off goods. The route can be as complex or simple as you want but it can't be changed once its set without wiping the previous route and starting a new one from scratch. There should be a button somewhere when you're selecting a trade unit like a wagon/cart that'll allow you to handle all the specifics. I can't imagine trying to handle 5-10 businesses without automating the routes, your productivity would immediately go to shit as soon as something important happened to your main characters.
d610f0 No.13707232
>>13707182
Yeah I read the manual and the ingame tutorial is barebones basic. I'll reinstall and give it another go.
e9f2d1 No.13708626
>>13692531
>Settlers 2 is the pinnacle of the series.
Zis.
>>13693907
>There's also been talks about giving game developers more state support or better tax benefits or something like that.
That's NOT a good thing. It just openes the door for more propaganda and brain-washing, CoD-style.
db36fe No.13708653
>>13694445
This. I will never understand why this is so hard for Americans to grasp.
80e173 No.13709471
>>13691098
Any game that allows teaming up is going to see some teaming up against skilled players from time to time. I find that if I'm playing with a group where I outclass them it's good to either throw a game here and there and also to be very gentle in victory and claim it was luck or whatever.
No it wasn't luck and I actually worked to not win as much as I could, but managing ego's is a healthy part of life, imho.
And having them team up on me is actually a compliment. Though I also learn how to camouflage how much ahead I am in different games.
Also you should probably never play Diplomacy. That game is brutal on people's emotions.
5f43d5 No.13710421
>>13691018
Wooow, this looks much more fun to explore than Oblivion. Had no idea that's what the pics were from. It does have that feel to it.
03939a No.13714723
>>13688407
>german
they only get used now
c51911 No.13714751
>>13688407
Probably more comfy than Germany in it's current state.
2706df No.13714823
>>13688407
It's called
G E M Ü T L I C H K E I T
2b68b1 No.13714878
640274 No.13715352
>>13691098
>start game
>put your first settlement on a good spot
>aim for the longest road
>bisect your opponents' territories as fast as possible
i won a game against a few friends in like nine minutes, and even when they're teamed up against you there's not much they can do against a road strategy unless they do it themselves - and most people seem to have a reluctance to follow