3b3aa9 No.13681971
or games that are fun to watch someone else play. as the title says- I'm a poorfag. what's fun to just get lost in for a while?
0b76c2 No.13681977
57c9c4 No.13681985
>it's more fun to watch the game instead of play it myself
>it's more fun to watch my wife get nailed by tyrone
Watching others play games instead of playing the games yourself is psychologically rooted in cuckoldry.
3b3aa9 No.13681995
>>13681977
Fighting games are not really my favorite, I'm sorry for not being more specific here. I'm thinking like something along the lines of
>fun good horror game to watch a full walkthrough
or maybe some other kind of game.
3b3aa9 No.13681999
>>13681985
Yes I know anon, but if you could read beyond the first line before getting your ADD triggered you would have realized I'm so poor that all I can do is watch others.
a76b84 No.13682007
>>13681971
Kill yourself.
>>13681991
Zero effort shilling, dipshit.
327d69 No.13682016
>>13681985
Some games aren't enjoyable to play though. Nailing your own wife probably is.
3b3aa9 No.13682019
Guys guys, lets not let this turn into a shit storm. we know /pol/ is always right so lets just agree and continue on with the thread. really desperate for some help here.
21407c No.13682021
>>13681971
I would say speedruns are worth a watch at least once. But they do get repetitive due to it really only being a time optimization of seconds between playthroughs and thus it's going to look almost the exact same. Unless /pol/ wants to start encouraging me to take up speed running.
33a6ca No.13682027
>>13681991
>giving a shit about intetnet drama
3b3aa9 No.13682034
>>13682021
I have tried to watch speedruns in the past, and like fighting games they just made me feel nervous- but not even in the special way that horror games do. thing is that I can't find any good horror or otherwise themed games to watch walkthroughs of for fun because most are major shit.
57c9c4 No.13682036
>>13681999
>what the fuck is pirating
I think you need to leave.
0b76c2 No.13682041
>>13681995
The way I see it, there are only a two specific reasons to watch someone else play vidya. 1) you want to learn something about the game through someone's demonstration (learning about glitches, learning about how to do certain moves/techniques, etc), or 2) you want to watch competitive, high-level play. What you're describing is streamerbait nonsense. Point is, from my perspective, there aren't any games that I'd rather watch than play. My best suggestion would be something very story heavy, like The Witcher. You can just sit back and watch the adventures of Geralt of Rivia without having to worry about parrying and potions and all that shit.
a76b84 No.13682047
>>13682019
How about you kill yourself like I said? How fucking pathetic do you have to be to not want to play a game? We don’t want you here.
3b3aa9 No.13682053
>>13682036
what the fuck do you not understand about "poor"? do you think I have a great computer or something dumbass?
21407c No.13682055
>>13682047
We get it /pol/ you're always right, you've made your point, go on, you can leave now. We admit you're right. You are completely correct. Now go away.
e41dbd No.13682056
07692e No.13682065
Anything made by CC2 since leaving PS2.
57c9c4 No.13682067
>>13682053
Nigger if you can't get $600 together to make your own fucking desktop or god-forbid buy a console for $200 then video games aren't for you. Go get a 2nd job and enjoy the luxury of video games when you fucking deserve it, you scum.
3b3aa9 No.13682068
>>13682041
I totally agree with you, I'm just really desperate for some fun watching and I'm very poor. I know that falls into a category uncanny to streamershit but I promise I'm not that type of person. if I was, I wouldn't trust or ask of the advice from /v/ as to what a good watch may be.
>>13682047
that's some desperate b8, even more desperate than I am.
3b3aa9 No.13682071
>>13682055
I think you misunderstand, I believe they dislike /pol/.
07692e No.13682072
>>13681985
Literally no argument, you fucking retard.
All I need you to do now is say the same thing about enjoying 2D porn you have no connection to whatsoever.
3b3aa9 No.13682076
>>13682067
you must have never had money trouble before. I need food. Not going to blow 600 or even 200 on some modern cucksole when I can buy more beans and live another day.
e41dbd No.13682077
>>13682067
Videogames are for anyone that can afford a used 2DS for 40 dollars.
57c9c4 No.13682078
>>13682072
>watching any kind of porn
>when you can fuck women
Why?
deeb72 No.13682081
>>13681971
Linear Cinematic QTE games
>>13681977
You're the casuals that AAA games are after. Hey, Capcom; this is what you sacrificed SFV and Mcvi for!
3b3aa9 No.13682082
>>13682072
really curious, why are you goons/shills/trolls interested in raiding this thread to fabricate 2 sides of a false argument? you darth sideous now?
3b3aa9 No.13682085
>>13682077
>because 2ds can run every game in the world
ok
3b3aa9 No.13682090
>>13682081
>Linear Cinematic QTE games
>You're the casuals that AAA games are after. Hey, Capcom; this is what you sacrificed SFV and Mcvi f
I dislike both. not trying to ask for that. promise.
57c9c4 No.13682091
>>13682076
That's because I'm not a certifiable retard with managing my money and time - and I budget properly.
>>13682077
Pretty much. Or go get a PS2 for $20 and a dozen games for another $20 at a goodwill or thrift. OP is a fag.
e41dbd No.13682092
>>13682085
Who said anything about running every game in the world?
3b3aa9 No.13682095
>>13682078
>putting yourself at risk to be manipulated and legally robbed
I'm sorry but replying this to you is worth the small derail. It's just the truth. unless you can find God blessed level waifu material. just being honest.
b5938e No.13682096
Walking simulators or garbage like ME:A, only if its someone that knows they are playing shit though. Even then it's not worth it most of the time
0b76c2 No.13682103
>>13682081
>the spectator somehow has an impact on the development process
Shouldn't you be complaining about e-sports faggots and SJWs who want to create a family-friendly and all inclusive environment for all tourney goers, and who want to include optional "skip boss fight" buttons into games, instead of those of us who just want to see high-level play?
57c9c4 No.13682106
>>13682095
Literally an MGTOW fag as well. You're a straight up fucking failure at life; just end it, son.
3b3aa9 No.13682110
>>13682091
you can be great at managing money but if you only have a few dollars after expenses to manage, you don't get very far anon.
>BUD JUST KEEP TRYING U WILL MAEK IT TRUST ME IM MANAGING MY MONEY SO GOOD ITS NO FAULT BUT YOUR OWN
I don't drink or smoke, I don't eat out, and I don't waste money on stupid shit. trust me on this.
3b3aa9 No.13682115
>>13682092
Oh, your right. I'm just going to get a 2ds and deny myself the enjoyement of experiencing any other game in existance because you're really smart. you helped me so much! you helped me realize you're a retard.
3b3aa9 No.13682122
>>13682096
that's true. if they are aware of the fact that what they are playing is fucking trash then it's much more fun. but I won't watch cuck effect andromeda even if someone payed me.
3b3aa9 No.13682124
>>13682103
I'm not sure they are mad just because of spectators anon.
3b3aa9 No.13682128
>>13682106
>being smart and knowing how to avoid bad shit before it happens means you are automatically MG TOW missle
0cd172 No.13682134
>>13681971
Ummm. So why not just play some gba or ds roms? Surely your computer can handle that?
Play some fire emblem on the gba-emulator(you can't tell me your fucking computer can't handle that) or if possible play some comfy hotel dusk.
Or watch someone play stalker. Obviously way more fun to play yourself, but still enjoyable I guess.
e41dbd No.13682137
>>13682115
What the fuck is wrong with you?
3b3aa9 No.13682140
op here, if anything to avoid confusion
last fun game I watched was cry of fear walkthrough done by robbaz on youtube before he became a pedo-joke making cuck who constantly denounces God.
3b3aa9 No.13682141
>>13682137
you are what is wrong with me
e41dbd No.13682146
>>13682141
Go back to cuckchan faggot, I was trying to be nice with you y'know?
57c9c4 No.13682154
>>13682110
Anyone who is living pay-check to paycheck for more than 3 months is doing it by choice, plain and simple. They are not doing enough to improve their situation. Anyone can move out to the fucking countryside where income tax is 2% and work manual labor for cash thats more than minimum wage living in a place that costs $100 per month. After 90 days, they wouldn't be poor anymore. But that's too hard for me and not what I want to do! that's life, faggot.
>>13682128
Yeah. Shirk real women for muh 2d waifu. You're MGTOW all the fucking way.
ef6165 No.13682163
>>13682128
>being smart and knowing how to avoid bad shit
I wish your father had been smart and knew how to avoid bad shit, it's clear you were a mistake from the beginning.
0cd172 No.13682165
>>13682140
>cry of fear
That the swedish mod about some kids getting murdered and there is enemies floating around in hospital beds? Also, why don't you want to emulate stuff? Do you dislike older games? Honest question.
3b3aa9 No.13682166
>>13682134
thanks I'll keep that in mind. do you know any games that are worth a watch that do not originate on a small hand held console. I'm looking to just make some food and relax watching some friendly person play a fun game, without too much annoying commentary. I really dislike others who do what I'm essentially doing right now but my life is such a thing right now.
0b76c2 No.13682167
>Anyone who is living pay-check to paycheck for more than 3 months is doing it by choice, plain and simple
n i c e b a i t
4fd336 No.13682170
>the quality responses in this thread
I want cuckchan to leave
>>13681971
The South Park RPG's come to mind.
>>13681971
>>13682134
I second this suggestion. Also suggest PS1 games.
3b3aa9 No.13682172
>>13682146
I can not go back from where I did not originate and you were ice man. not nice.
ba31ce No.13682173
>>13681977
First post always accurate. This is what I came here to say. Particularly Tekken. Shit is stupid to play, but fun as fuck to watch
3b3aa9 No.13682179
>>13682154
man this is some good trolling. I hope you can sleep at night knowing that someone out there has suffered alot due to your expert trolling skills. I mean damn, that is some hardcore fucking trolling. If I was stupid I would be crying with rage right now. holy shit, the blackness that must be your soul. good thing I'm poor, I have the experience. I have seen some shit.
3b3aa9 No.13682184
>>13682163
I wasn't a mistake, otherwise how could I have been here to disagree with you?
3b3aa9 No.13682189
>>13682165
Yea that's the one. with the glitchy mess of a multiplayer and the giants. hilarious if you're new to it. otherwise very boring.
I don't like very old games but I also don't like very new games.
e41dbd No.13682190
>>13682172
It's like i'm talking with Borat
0cd172 No.13682194
>>13682166
Stalker is not handheld, my man.
I like this lp: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FcnO2lio5zg&list=PLsoACFCsHq_h0XUwlrowKIEoXH8ZsPe2R not sure if thats your cup of tea
Aside from that: Maybe horror games like fatal frame or silent hill? I mean it's all not as much fun as playing yourself, but I guess it'll do if you're starved for entertainment.
3b3aa9 No.13682197
>>13682173
>first post always accurate
that's just wrong man.
3b3aa9 No.13682202
>>13682190
Hey there's one thing that's for sure, you weren't very nice.
57c9c4 No.13682211
>>13682179
You're a child. You never grew up. You never had a single difficulty in your life and then you became an adult and your parents tossed your loser ass. ughhh its too hard adultinggg and work xd Grow a pair and work for a living like the rest of us, then you wouldn't have to beg complete strangers for advice online. Also god forbid you are working 3 part time jobs and only have 60 hours off per week, then you're retarded and know how to manage money as well as the common nigger and deserve to be poor. Smart people are never poor because they know how to get along. You're either retarded or lazy and that's a fact.
3b3aa9 No.13682217
>>13682211
that is some of the best trolling I have ever seen. and double doubles.
3b3aa9 No.13682228
>>13682194
thanks anon. stalker was always special in my heart.
48ffcf No.13682239
>>13682217
I read the thread and holy shit your a cuckchan faggo supreme.
Pathetic.
0cd172 No.13682245
>>13682228
Btw. i still think you should look into emulating hotel dusk and last window at some point, my man. They are both fucking comfy and have a really nostalgic vibe to them(and they're not that old). It sounds like you're having a shit time and those are two games that always bring a smile to my face. Anyway, hope things get better for you.
3b3aa9 No.13682254
>>13682245
thanks God bless you angel anon
75e25a No.13682265
>>13681985
>He makes his own movies because watching movies is for cucks
>He writes his own books because reading books is for cucks
>He grows his own vegetables and slaughters his own chickens, because buying food at a store is for cucks
I hope you built that computer all by yourself from the transistors up, you cucking cuck cuckold cucker cuckafuck.
57c9c4 No.13682281
>>13682265
>watching a recreational activity that anyone with a brain can join is the same as mining minerals from the earth to process into silicone
Lol, false equivalence. A better one would have been football.
9517b9 No.13682284
>>13682170
>no ape escape
worst list ever
3b3aa9 No.13682316
>>13682265
you're confusing nationalism with anti-capitalist libertarianism.
992b2a No.13682328
There's a reason PUBG is so popular on Twitch.
a76b84 No.13682342
>>13682055
>pancakes pancakes pancakes shut up about pancakes
Kill yourself. No one wants to watch games. Go back to tumblr.
a76b84 No.13682346
>>13682068
>it’s bait for /v/ to NOT want to watch someone else play a game
>>>/reddit/
>>>/suicide/
592e6c No.13682415
Anything involving RNG bullshit.
It's top fun sitting right next to your bro throwing a rage fit over his strongest soldier getting one shit by randomly spawned super mob at the end of 1+ hour mission in Xcom2.
4d3f40 No.13682449
Chess with commentary
Movie games
72b0c9 No.13682470
>>13682284
Top row, faggot.
8d70f9 No.13682480
It's more fun to watch how bad shit games get than suffer through them yourself.
ba5a13 No.13682488
>>13681985
Nice false equivalency, faggot.
a76b84 No.13682492
>>13682488
In what way, cuck?
48ffcf No.13682499
>>13682488
What are you, 12?
846e9d No.13682502
Overwatch. My friend does nothing but piss and moan the whole time and I shit talk him relentlessly while he does it. Meanwhile I haven't touched anything Blizzard's done since 2007 and couldn't be happier.
4d3f40 No.13682508
>>13682492
You don't buy the game you watch
It'd be more fitting an analogy that you're watching porn.
57c9c4 No.13682530
>>13682488
(pic)
>>13682508
>no money is involved with taking care of your wife
I hope not, she should find a better man if that's the case.
21b64f No.13682556
>>13681971
walking sims and linear games with lots of spectacle
watch those uncharted movies that are around on youtuve, it's all the cutscens + a few bits of relevant gameplay to make it all flow like an actual movie or at least try
Fighting games are also an option but it's better if you know the moves and combos
i love guilty gear and blazzblue but i suck at both wich is why i enjoy watching tournaments of better players than me to learn a few new tricks
3b3aa9 No.13682639
any good movie games that aren't AAA pieces of shit?
3b3aa9 No.13682646
forgot to mention I watched a playthrough of outlast 2 and thought it was quite the pain in the ass for the person trying to play it. I'm not saying it was amazing but it was alot better than other horror games. that being said, it was quite stupid, but fun to watch.
415b26 No.13682665
>>13682657
You take that back! The 30 minutes of gameplay in MGS4 is top notch.
dcc459 No.13682682
>>13682665
Lets face it, MGS:Survival has much better gameplay. Getting rid of kojima is just what the series needed.
bbf512 No.13682698
>>13682665
None of the MGS games have good gameplay aside from V and that game has tons of problems of its own. This coming from a former Metal Gear fanboy.
437989 No.13682727
Research Indicates' LP of Jurassic Park: Trespasser. Great Let's Play of a broken game. Classic.
https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PL0058A651EB882B48
a2c3d8 No.13682773
>>13682698
>MGS1, 2 & 3 have bad gameplay
53773a No.13682775
>>13681991
/leftypol/ proving once again that their memes are utter shit
b3dee6 No.13682785
Maybe an RPG? Lets you see what character they make or just in general are, and lets you skip the pain in the ass parts that are always in RPGs. For example I just played Vampire the Masquerade Bloodlines, I really liked it but some people hat the combat and large chunks of that game so maybe it would be better to watch someone and see how they role-play in it (though that would ruin the twists in the plot). Mind you, I only watch lets plays to watch people fuck up and laugh at their failures, and that's through montages of them fucking up. I could never just sit there watching someone play a game with the only exception being early access games where there is no fleshed out tutorial and watching a let's player could act as that. And if you're a poorfag just pirate shit, no shame if you're poor (hell, no shame if you're not poor tbh).
bbf512 No.13682793
>>13682773
MGS is just a less functional MG2, MGS2 is a rehash of MGS and MGS3 has a horrible camera (Snake Eater at least), awkward controls and a half assed survival system.
3b3aa9 No.13682811
>>13682727
hey thats great! have this deep impending ominous feeling that I'm going to be laughing very very hard very very soon! fucking excited!
3b3aa9 No.13682831
>>13682785
VMBL = fun old game. or at least feels like a fun old game. one of those not very well known, low budget games that came out half awesome/half broken
3b3aa9 No.13682837
>>13682785
I really loved watching someone do a full light side walkthrough of knights of the old republic 1 as female revan. that force ASS
3b3aa9 No.13682976
terminator redemption was kind of fun, remember playing that years ago.
07692e No.13682984
>>13682082
>more retarded shit
And you have the fucking gall to call me fabricating a false "argument".
07692e No.13682993
>>13682078
Because I'm not interested in any kind of relationships, let alone the effort it would take managing them.
3b3aa9 No.13683013
>>13682984
lots of trolls trolling trolls. I say planned
745d2f No.13683023
745d2f No.13683025
3b3aa9 No.13683042
this ended up being a fun thread.
05d1c4 No.13683043
>>13681977
Dota 2, if you know the game well the pro matches are actually pretty great to watch when they're close but the game isn't too fun to actually play.
745d2f No.13683060
alright OP, saw your situation.
Definitely second what
>>13682134
said. I would recommend "Fire Emblem" (that's its name in english version, sometimes with "Blazing Sword" before it) for that.
There's also definitely some solid flash games you can play as well. I haven't played them in forever but I think they still hold up pretty well today. It might be worth asking for some .swfs
I don't have any to provide unfortunately
JRPGs and RPG Maker games are also great as well in your situation. Give Yume Nikki and Shut up and Jam Gaiden, A Blurred Line, Aveyond (obviously /scurv/ any paid ones) and some others.
Oh, and give us your specs OP. You should be able to run shit like Diablo 1, Doom, Starcraft 1, Warcraft 2 and 3, Jagged Alliance 2, and other good, old PC shit with ease even on most toasters.
d85e64 No.13683061
3b3aa9 No.13683147
>>13683060
thanks m8. I've played around with some of those on old friends computers in the past. I don't know if I want to keep playing them since I'm so burnt out on what I could get my hands on. my setup is kind of like a potato that dreams of being a toaster.
4d3f40 No.13683215
>>13681971
NuWulf
>>13682898
c7f836 No.13683248
Cuphead. That said, any millenial playing a hard game and squirming in suffering. Yes, I'm sadistic.
Somewhat on the topic, I feel interested watching people playing games I already beat, it's entertaining to see how they act in contrast to how I reacted in that moment.
a4e6d8 No.13683265
>>13682016
Clearly you've never been married.
1874c7 No.13683304
>>13681991
>/pol/ did research on a guy and claimed he was a scat fetishist
>/leftypol/ also does its research in order to claim they got the wrong guy
>/leftypol/ then claims /pol/ must be into scat to have made the connection
>whilst ignoring, that by extension of their own logic (that they did the research as well) they are just as guilty and perhaps even more so
You gus are self aware enough to realize this, right?
3b3aa9 No.13683522
77aad5 No.13684395
>>13681971
Dark Souls, because of Schadenfreude
d1bafa No.13684490
>>13682078
>implying you have to choose between either of them
>implying you can't do both
ccc39f No.13684530
>>13681971
Anon, do you have a PC? Like, not even ebin gaymin rig, a basic bitch HP will do.
Go Emulate 8-bit and 16 bit games.
8f708b No.13685567
So bad video games thread? Why don't you go to the cinema and enjoy a nice film?
803a17 No.13685609
>>13681991
Is that first picture supposed to be ironic or is /leftypol/ seriously that stupid?
34f235 No.13685967
>>13685609
seem apt to me. could have also just did one frame of a chicken with a nazi band going "CUCK"
e27f4f No.13687894
>>13681985
well we got a doctor here
1b96e1 No.13687906
>>13681971
Jumping off a building is free too. People will come watch as well.
Jesus christ, piracy existed pretty much since the beginning what the fuck is holding you from playing games or jumping?
ff42e7 No.13687924
>>13685967
>seem apt to me
Maybe you are just retarded.
f328e9 No.13688808
>>13681977
They are neither fun to watch nor play.
db5478 No.13688907
>>13683304
>any leftist having conscienciousness to be self-aware whatsoever
135b3a No.13688997
>>13681985
>all the triggered replies this got
wew. Sorry for making it so difficult to get a resetera account :^)
cae818 No.13689161
>>13683304
>see a photo of a guy on the internet
>announce "hey, I recognize that guy from scat porn!"
<hear someone else shout "I recognize that guy from scat porn"
<check to see if it's true
You cannot recognize someone from scat porn without having watched scat porn. You can verify that claim without having any desire to watch scat porn or ever having done so before.
This isn't hard stuff; even /leftypol/ could figure it out, so you should be able to.
2cef42 No.13690155
In what world is this even a concept? How could you ever possibly have more fun by NOT doing something? If I don't like a game/genre enough to play it, how could I justify spending time watching instead of just playing a game that I do like?
c7a19f No.13690165
6c4744 No.13690175
>>13689161
Wasn't he found when they checked his face and name? Or are you intentionally trying to be dishonest
38df43 No.13690228
>>13682053
>do you think I have a great computer or something dumbass?
Just how shit is your computer? Do even have a computer? Surely you can at least play some freeware like Cave Story or emulate some SNES games or some shit. Watching people play games is just sad.
f7f6d3 No.13690236
>>13681971
Watching games is essentially cuckolding.
38df43 No.13690298
>>13681985
>All these cuckolds that got triggered by your post
Holy shit /v/ has a lot of trash it needs to take out.
>>13682265
You dumb nigger, watching someone else play a videogame isn't equivalent to watching a movie. Watching a videogame is a level of abstraction that takes away from the original act.
It'd be like instead of watching a movie, watching a review for the movie on youtube instead.
It'd be like eating out all the time because you don't know how to cook.
It'd be like paying someone build your computer for you, because you're too much of a dumbfuck to put the pieces together.
By saying playing a videogame is like making your own movie, you're effectively saying that watching a videogame is the default. And on top of that what the fuck is wrong with making your own entertainment? You say that like it's a bad thing to make anything original. The fucking mental gymnastics it must take to say something so totally idiotic just to defend watching people play videogames completely astounds me, what the fuck is wrong with you people
b37cda No.13692504
>>13681971
>"watching"vidya
>instead of playing vidya
>>>/tumblr/
>>>/neofag/
c5b531 No.13692825
>>13682128
>Refusing to have sex because you're paralyzed by fear of every woman potentially being a life-threatening harpie
>somehow not MGTOW
It's like Schrodinger's Rapist for cowards instead of self-flagellating guilt addicts. I'm not saying there aren't snakes in the outside world, but not everyone's out to ruin your life and bleed you dry ffs.
685ee1 No.13692885
>>13692825
well women are cable of scratching eyes out and kicking testicles, so maybe they should keep a distance from me.
65fd6f No.13692899
>>13692825
>Jim Sterling admits he's a potential rapist
These people have no self-awareness
c2b2b1 No.13692900
>>13681971
Oh, the Essential example is the Dragon's Lair series. Don Bluthe is even going so far to try and crowdsource a movie.
b5938e No.13692942
>>13692825
It's always projection with these faggots, ALWAYS. This fat fuck apparently has to control his urges to assault a woman in the elevator.
d9a5e1 No.13692950
I usually play a game only once. So if a game has multiple endings I might want to watch that. Like Undertale genocide ending.
3c6a8e No.13692963
>>13692825
>It's like Schrodinger's Rapist for cowards instead of self-flagellating guilt addicts. I'm not saying there aren't snakes in the outside world, but not everyone's out to ruin your life and bleed you dry ffs.
It's very easy to say that when it hasn't happened to you. I had to fight for years in court and did some prison time until they finally found me innocent
You have no idea what it's like to go into a court room and have everyone judging you before the trial even starts, their glaring saying that they already found you guilty before the trial even began.
You don't know what it's like having everyone manipulated beforehand because the bitch had the guy she's been sleeping with behind your back give her bruises and shit beforehand.
You don't know what it's like going to prison for that conviction. I still sleep with something sharp in my bed frame.
The only thing that saved me after two years of hell was a receipt from a diner my friend found proving I was in a whole other state the event happened. Then they went through her Facebook and found all the DMs.
Even after I was found innocent after the fact the town I lived in still thought I was guilty and I couldn't get any work in anything.
I had to change my name and move to a different state but that shit will still follow you, it's just a matter of time.
616a92 No.13692964
>>13681985
>Too young to realise watching other plays games also mean something else other than Twatch you "grew" up with.
>Too young to be at bros house watching him playing Resident Evil in a dark room at 2 in the morning and scream like a girl when spooky stuffs happens. Then you laugh with other 3 bros who are also watching that bro play before that bro pussies out and pass the controller to you or the other bros.
>Too young to hijack a common room in secondary school then bring your own TVs and Playstations to play Tekken or PES.
Faggot.
1c4332 No.13693065
>>13682698
>None of the MGS games have good gameplay aside from V
Why does everyone insist that MGSV's gameplay is the best in the series when it's such complete and utter shit even without comparing it to its predecessors?
>unskippable 30 second cutscene every time you load into an area
>every single mission is either kill/capture person X or destroy/capture vehicle Y
>worst "bosses" in the series, if you can even call them bosses
>you can just side roll everywhere with impunity because the enemies are all deaf & blind
>no level design to speak of beyond a handful of outposts with one or two tents, exacerbating the issue of how fucking dumb the enemies are
>have to wait in real time for gadgets to be created, some of which are required for side missions
>regenerating health makes getting spotted less dangerous than ever before
>stupid new safety net that slows down time and locks on to a guard when you get spotted, further lessening the danger of getting spotted (turning it off is only a mild fix because the game's still clearly designed with it in mind)
>worst version of MGO to date
>incredibly lackluster FOB invasion system where the dominant strategy is just to sit at the top of the extraction tower with a rocket launcher
MGSV's gameplay fucking sucks.
68a8fd No.13693111
Why would you watch someone play video games when you could be playing video games yourself?
a76b84 No.13693112
65fd6f No.13693124
>>13693112
>(((anon))) still triggered
a76b84 No.13693130
>>13693065
>unskippable 30 second cutscene every time you load into an area
Infinite Heaven is essential installation.
>every single mission is either kill/capture person X or destroy/capture vehicle Y
This is essential installation.
https://www.nexusmods.com/metalgearsolidvtpp/mods/464/
>worst “bosses” in the series, if you can even call them bosses
Sure.
>you can just side roll everywhere with impunity because the enemies are all deaf & blind
<tfw still haven’t figured out how to do that
>no level design to speak of beyond a handful of outposts with one or two tents, exacerbating the issue of how fucking dumb the enemies are
Fun fact: FOX Engine can’t load over 25 NPCs without crashing, so even if you wanted to populate the world you couldn’t.
>have to wait in real time for gadgets to be created, some of which are required for side missions
Biggest bullshit imaginable. I’m STILL FUCKING WAITING for some things to unlock, and I’m STILL FUCKING WAITING to be able to get enough free MB coins for a 5th FOB to even be ABLE to unlock things.
>regenerating health makes getting spotted less dangerous than ever before
Annoying nu-gaming bullshit, yeah.
>stupid new safety net that slows down time and locks on to a guard when you get spotted
Turn it off.
>the game’s still clearly designed with it in mind)
So just work around it. Infinite Heaven has a ton of new options for types of missions and gameplay. “Fully naked while everyone within a 2 mile radius knows where you are” is a fun one.
>incredibly lackluster FOB invasion system where the dominant strategy is just to sit at the top of the extraction tower with a rocket launcher
What do you mean?
>>13693124
>you’re a jew because you reject the jewish perversion of watching people play games rather than play them yourself
Reported for not even trying.
616a92 No.13693146
a76b84 No.13693154
da0959 No.13693170
>>13682665
the levels were bad. the only redeeming part of the gameplay for me was the fuckton of guns
8a2d56 No.13693190
>>13689161
You dont have to like scat porn to have found the video either then.
a93bc4 No.13693257
>>13690298
>>13681985
>>13690236
How elitist do you have to be to compare watching video games to letting another man fuck your wife? How desperate are you to feel better than another person that you'll jump on this, of all things?
There's literally nothing wrong with watching someone play video games. You could be tired and not have the mental energy to actually play a game, but still want to enjoy it. You could want to see how other people play and gain a new perspective on the game. You could enjoy a stream's community and let watching the game be secondary. You could like the person playing, either a streamer/commentator you like or just watching a friend, and/or their playstyle.
At its core, cuckoldry is pathetic because you get off to letting someone have something that's meant to be just for you. But nothing is "just for you" about playing a video game. It's something that literally anyone can pick up and do. A streamer isn't taking anything away from you or defacing anything of yours. Just because he's playing a game doesn't mean you can't go and play it whenever you want, and it doesn't make your experience playing the game any different.
>inb4 >just because he's fucking your wife doesn't mean you can't fuck her whenever you want, and it doesn't make your sex with her any different
Except there's exclusivity in a relationship - if you're married, you're supposed to only have sex with each other. But there's no exclusivity to playing a game; you're not married to the fucking game. If it's cuckoldry to watch someone play a game, it might as well be cuckoldry to watch any sort of media - why are you watching people have these experiences instead of going out and having them yourself? Guess watching any grounded in reality slice-of-life media that could actually happen to you is cucked. Hell, you could even consider playing games to be cuckoldry! Why play a war game when you can just enlist, you fucking cuck? Why watch any depiction of any experience instead of just going out and having it yourself?
Calling every little thing cuckoldry is the most narcissistic shit on the planet. It doesn't show self-respect, it shows a total inability to cope with the notion that anyone has something that you currently don't. Watching porn is cucked because you're watching someone else have sex instead of having sex yourself. Watching people play games is cucked because you're just watching someone else enjoy the game instead of enjoying it yourself. Enjoying someone else's enjoyment of anything is cucked because you're watching them enjoy it instead of enjoying it yourself. No, it fucking isn't. Watching a person play a game has zero bearing on your ability to play and enjoy it. Grow up and learn to live with the fact that other people have things that you don't, and that it's okay to be okay with that.
9ab473 No.13693323
>>13682053
There are so many free good or emulated games that any toaster could run. Stop being a faggot.
1c4332 No.13693357
>>13693130
>Infinite Heaven
I'll keep that and that link handy in case I ever decide to reinstall it, thanks anon.
<tfw still haven’t figured out how to do that
From what I remember, you need to 1) go prone, 2) aim, 3) move left/right and 4) hold the crouch button as you're moving left/right.
>Fun fact: FOX Engine can’t load over 25 NPCs without crashing, so even if you wanted to populate the world you couldn’t.
I remember seeing a video of that before, yeah. Some guy spawned 26 NPCs in the same spot and it crashed. I wouldn't have an issue with this if it wasn't an open world game, though, because if it was designed around distinct, compact zones like the rest of the series they'd probably have been able to disguise it better.
That area in act 2 of MGS4 where you're trying to find Naomi (the area with the river and the crop circle) probably only has something like 11 enemies total, but because the area's full of so many twists & turns and because the guards are either doing something unique (like peeing, reading magazines or hiding behind a wall in anticipation of Snake) or have patrol routes/lines of sight designed around that specific area, coming across each guard is really engaging. It feels like there was so much more thought put into that one area than the entirety of MGSV.
>I’m STILL FUCKING WAITING to be able to get enough free MB coins for a 5th FOB to even be ABLE to unlock things.
I forgot all about MB coins, they were some bullshit alright. That's definitely another mark against the game.
>What do you mean?
You know the online mode that lets you invade another player's FOB base and steal their defenses/guards? I forget if there's a name for it, but that's the one I mean. Defending your stuff from invading players could've been really engaging and fun if there was more than one way for the invader to get out of the base, but because there isn't, the optimal way to play is just to sit at the extraction point and wait for them to try to leave. Having your stuff stolen isn't even that inconsequential anyway since you can get them back so easily.
It just feels like such a waste of development time that would've been better spent on literally anything else.
b0078c No.13693788
>>13681971
>posting vashperado
Neat.
5e51d6 No.13693830
>>13681985
Why is /pol/ so obsessed with watching big black cocks penetrate their wives and girlfriends? What is the appeal?
d30fb3 No.13693876
>>13693257
>How elitist do you have to be to compare watching video games to letting another man fuck your wife? How desperate are you to feel better than another person that you'll jump on this, of all things?
The comparason is that you are watching someone do something that you could and should be doing yourself and would be much more pleasurable if you did. You're basically wasting your life watching someone else enjoy theirs. This is without the implications professional streamers bring.
I agree with the sentiment, partially. Part of the reason western countries of so fat and get ran over with no resistance by politicians is because everyone rather let someone else do everything.
100d7b No.13693959
>>13693830
GTFO with your political drama
6aa48d No.13695042
>>13682449
>Look up chess commentary.
>Find really nice channel and because it's really in depth and I'm learning a ton.
>Check the comments "wtf this guy talks to much" "wtf why u giving hypothetical plays u not smatrer than them" with upvotes.
>Try recent video
>He just gives a boring play by play without explaining anything.
>It's both objectively inferior to an analysis and just watching the game yourself.
I'm fucking depressed and angry now.
64ba66 No.13695159
>>13693357
Invading FOBs would have also been fun if the bases where actually cutsomizable and less barren.
1139ac No.13695265
>>13689161
>You cannot recognize someone from scat porn without having watched scat porn
You can reverse image search the face and see people who look like him. This is like how you guys spam cuckporn on /pol/ and then go. "Look t how much they love it.". The again this is par the course with people who follow the teachings of a jew with a clinically estimated IQ of 85 and whose several thousand page magnum opus was mostly falsified
1139ac No.13695283
>>13695265
Not to mention you don't have to actively consume this type of shit considering what site were on. It;s easy to just run into it. really don't get the left's obsession with trying to label there opponents as hypocrites who secretly love what they detest. It's like the tired old "Of you don't approve of homosexuality you're a closeted fag" bullshit argument. I'm guessing that quack Freud has something to do with it. Kike Marxists have used his methods heavy handedly.
8bc198 No.13695817
>>13695283
>Its easy to just run into it.
Unless it's Reginald, I don't think so.
b62c4b No.13695907
You remember when you went to your richkid friend's place to play video games except he was an only child and only had single player games and only one controller and never actually let you play the game? "Heh after I die. That death didn't count" Remember how hard he laughed and how little he shared and how obviously incapable of making friends he was? Remember how distinctly not fun that was?
This is all the same. Unless the streamer has set up a server you can join them in, it's just some fag playing video games with no intention of you playing.
601062 No.13695938
>>13681985
>Watching someone play a game is cuckoldry
Well, you got me to respond. GG.
8bc198 No.13696032
>>13693876
I usually watch videos while eating my dinner
Playing games while eating is unpleasant
c16d0b No.13696173
>>13681971
There are a couple valid answers
>Speedruns
>High level pvp matches, preferrably a good RTS like starcraft, supreme commander or similar
>Videos of shit games so you won't waste your time with them
Also watching people who know their shit playing a game that requires any sort of "meta" or specific strategies is useful to learn them.
d30144 No.13696204
>>13681991
>muh hero is totally not a shit-eating cuckold guys
>listen to his dom she knows whats what
>p-punch a nazi… and eat your bulls shit.
0650b1 No.13702664
thanks I'll keep that in mind. do you know any games that are worth a watch that do not originate on a small hand held console. I'm looking to just make some food and relax watching some friendly person play a fun game, without too much annoying commentary. I really dislike others who do what I'm essentially doing right now but my life is such a thing right now.
5db557 No.13702710
>>13696248
>that downs syndrome ridden looking ass nigga
Is this trying to be a woman? Is there something I am not getting?
a76b84 No.13702752
>>13693357
>because there isn’t, the optimal way to play is just to sit at the extraction point and wait for them to try to leave.
Oh, I guess I was specifically talking about how a rocket launcher is the best loadout for defense. I do FOB retaliations any time someone gets caught coming to my base. The worst thing about the system is the fact that people use trainers to make themselves invincible and super fast (so you can’t even put them to sleep to fulton), and most of the time they also turn on perfect stealth so that you’re never even notified.
9cdad7 No.13702784
>>13695938
Its the truth nigger, lets play kikes are the cancer spreading AIDS like the disease infested nigger faggots that they are killing gaming with casual scum and mormalfags