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b0520e No.13649163
The A button meme is silly, real men try to minimize B presses
45c0ea No.13649191
>henryposting on a pannenboard
Never do this again.
06cb0b No.13649206
I wish people focused more on the objectivity and the sheer skill rather than the shitty forced meme, but low IQ memer shitskins will remain low IQ memer shitskins I suppose. Beating jokes to death and all then jerking off to filthy frank and their other unfunny ecelebs.
b0520e No.13649284
>>13649206
I posted this because it was interesting, dummy.
06cb0b No.13649300
>>13649284
You still used a derivate of the meme, apply yourself.
4845f3 No.13649335
Halfchan rapefugee thread.
437a2d No.13649368
Can limiting B presses and enabling A presses be used to organize a scuttlebug jamboree?
f51275 No.13649374
>>13649368
The scuttlebug jamboree will always be just outside our grasp
45c0ea No.13649406
>>13649368
Mario 64 is like a unit circle, but our coordinates are (A, B) and the jamboree is > 1.
b0520e No.13649425
>>13649406
What about √(-1) ?
51aacf No.13649478
Real men don't press A and B.
Real men press ⬜ and ✕.
b4fa2e No.13649571
>the nip version has more inherent B presses because you have to press B to talk to characters
>but let's minimize around it anyway with ridiculous tricks
Absolute madman.
82644c No.13649583
>>13649478
I'd smash your ⬜ with my ▲
faggot
0eefa8 No.13649620
>>13649478
While watching Pannen's videos I realized that I'd never actually played it, but the only controller I have is for PS3, so I did in fact use ⬜ and ✕. It's actually feels pretty good, but not the same, I imagine.
7d8cbb No.13649671
>>13649206
>>13649300
>>13649335
FUCK YOU HENRY I HATE YOU SO GODDAMN MUCH, MOVE YOUR HOME TO THE DEATH BARRIER
e17f73 No.13649695
Releasing the button has no effect on the gameplay, therefore it means nothing, therefore it means that releasing the button is not apart of a button press. The part where the button is pressed down is a full button press. To suggest otherwise is sophistry. A half-button press would be pressing it down only halfway, not all the way down. However that would require pressure sensitive buttons which the N64 did not have.
b240fd No.13649740
>>13649695
Releasing the button allows you to press it again, brainlet.
e17f73 No.13649749
>>13649740
Yes, but that only effects you and your hands. Not the game. Mario preforms no action when a button is released, only when pressed.
546d6e No.13649753
I'm going to point out for convenience that there are actual Henry's lurking this board who will try and debate for hours about the famous statement. You've been warned.
b0520e No.13649766
649d9e No.13650342
When will he talk about Sunshine?
d9d6a8 No.13652399
I made it through Wet Dry World with only 47 taps of the analogue stick.
6ed2ac No.13652434
I've been trying to minimize mating presses in my life and so far it has gone perfectly.
d28573 No.13652464
>>13649478
Great, now I have to jack off to that game again.
f732a8 No.13652630
>>13649478
>admitting to being a sonygger
>after GAF's death
Fag.
659ec9 No.13652652
>>13649478
>He can't beat Mario 64 with 0 ✕ presses
bdc07c No.13652659
Wouldn't half B-presses be superior? Or does it not exist?
8fd58e No.13653192
I wanna bounce on the scuttlebug to reach that star.
haha
fd6e6c No.13653215
>>13649206
>>13649300
We have ourselves a high IQ intellectual gentlemen watch out watch out
81783b No.13654470
>>13649163
I completed Mario 64 and 65 without pressing any buttons. Git gud.
b0520e No.13654512
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>>13654470
>Without pressing buttons
b185e8 No.13654826
You know, it's not even the meme shit that bugs me, it's the fact that nobody fucking knows what 0.5 A presses actually are despite the fact that he spent so fucking long explaining it. Either he did a poor job explaining it (he did go into a little too much detail) or everyone but me is retarded.
8adcec No.13654888
ITS NOT A half button press PARODY!!!!
d9d6a8 No.13657329
>>13654826
I get it. It's just dumb. An A press is an A press. You can't say it's just a half.
87e39d No.13657381
>>13654826
Then why not call it an A-hold?
546d6e No.13659648
>>13657381
Because that implies you can hold it without pressing it prior.
437a2d No.13659773
>>13659648
And calling it a half A-Press implies that such a thing is possible. An A-Press is an A-Press. You can't do half.
3117ee No.13659797
>>13654826
Push A down outside the level, release A during the level, claim that only the part inside the level counts because you have crippling autism and have devoted your life to Mario 64. It's bullshit. Faggot needs to get out there and milk a titty.
b0520e No.13659846
>>13659797
But here's the thing anon. Suppose it isn't possible to beat the game with 0xA presses. That's fine. But what would the minimum number be otherwise?
Let's say there's one course that NEEDS it pressed to get one of the stars. Within the context of that course, you must be holding A, but it's fine if you held it before the level began. If you can partner it with an A press from before the level is started, it could mean the difference between a 5 press all-star run and a 6 press all-star run, which is very important
46c365 No.13659891
>>13659797
If you count A-presses within a level, and you never actually press A but you're holding it, what do you even call it then?
It's a logically sound argument to call it half an A press, because many outcomes come from holding it, and many completely different outcomes come from just holding it down
Keep in mind that levels completed with half an A-press require you to not jump a single time
3117ee No.13659893
>>13659846
If he pushes down the A button and they bind his hand around the controller and he takes that shit to the grave then I will accept it as half an A press.
3117ee No.13659937
>>13659846
If you collected 100 stars while holding down the A button are you going to claim you collected a specific star with .01 A presses?
>>13659891
If you're making claims about feats of autism in the context of a level, but it requires you to do shit outside of the level, then you're a fucking runt.
b0520e No.13659964
>>13659937
>If you're making claims about feats of autism in the context of a level, but it requires you to do shit outside of the level, then you're a fucking runt.
Yes, but levels are a continuous, discreet function of the gameplay. That is, even though there's a selection screen, it's all part of the same run. Consider, for example, any of the sequence breaks that allow him to skip Bowser 1; the context of what he does outside the level(s) lets him have more liberties within them. Another example is using the warp glitches within Wet-Dry World to eg, teleport instantly inside of Ticktick Clock, a level that normally requires A presses to enter
>>13659937
>If you collected 100 stars while holding down the A button are you going to claim you collected a specific star with .01 A presses?
That's a valid, but unintuitive notation for the average. Most people would just look at it and call it a 1x A press 100-star run.
546d6e No.13662141
>>13659773
It is possible. You just can't do it. gitgud.
578d53 No.13662288
293ef7 No.13662434
>>13659797
>Push A down outside the level, release A during the level, claim that only the part inside the level counts because you have crippling autism and have devoted your life to Mario 64.
It counts in a full game run. But it's useful to examine different ways to get individual stars, and then you can mix and match these different methods for different stars into a run that minimizes A presses. 0.5x just notes when you can get a star by utilizing a hold of an A press initiated on the previous star. Without this, you would count it as two A Presses, when really you're only pressing it once.
d9d6a8 No.13662463
>now you see, Judge, I actually only half shot this guy because I never released the trigger
293ef7 No.13662486
>>13662463
If holding the trigger allows you to kill a second guy in a way that you wouldn't be able to do had you let go of the trigger and didn't want to pull it again, then yes, the second kill could be noted as a half trigger press.
d9d6a8 No.13662528
>>13662486
You're still going to prison.
d3a10a No.13662530
293ef7 No.13662580
>>13662528
Yeah but you figured out how to kill more guys with less trigger presses, which is its own reward.
578d53 No.13662834
>>13662530
I dont mind i still need source
888628 No.13663933
bfdba3 No.13666582
>>13663933
>>13662834
Rondo Duo, it has an english patch.