05042e No.13627117
https://archive.is/GyQIc
>NeoFag dies as the final nail in Denuvo's coffin is hammered in
LiS is a Squeenix """game,""" so this is a big fucking deal if it's not just an accident.
a11f87 No.13627178
>>13627117
They probably removed it after they realized no one wants to pirate it.
63ab94 No.13627190
7890e8 No.13627209
>>13627190
>I don't care therefor nobody else does
ef77c7 No.13627543
>neofag dies
>denuvo dies
2018 is going to be a fun year
adc7cc No.13627545
603bd9 No.13627645
>>13627178
Certainly doesn't have as many owners as the first one, primarily due to that one's first episode being now free and being a regular on humble bundle, but it did fairly well.
https://steamspy.com/app/554620
249770 No.13627652
I guess denuvo is hella dead.
7b5f5f No.13627669
The only reason anyone cared about the original is the porn anyway. Prompto gangbang porno when?
6bd463 No.13627692
>>13627190
the last time I listened to a giant bomb episode, all they could fucking talk about was LiS.
ba2c77 No.13627709
>>13627117
>Life is Strange: Before the Storm is a masterclass on how to make prequels.
That site should relax on the shilling, there's such a thing as too much.
7b5f5f No.13627733
>>13627709
>there's such a thing as too much.
Anon all of global culture has been reduced to shilling.
d00b35 No.13627764
>>13627117
>Life is Dranks
>tfw Brote will never release the stream of the final episode
His stream of the first episode of Before The Storm was pretty good, he got dead drunk and told people to seek professional help if they didn't feel good.
3a20ca No.13627773
>>13627543
This really is a good day. Lining up to be a good year as well, all things considered.
7b5f5f No.13627784
>>13627764
>told people to seek professional help if they didn't feel good.
That's the exact opposite of good advice.
8bb2a7 No.13627853
that's hella dope my dude
fea65e No.13627912
>>13627543
The ride is only getting started anon. Make sure you're properly armed though just in case.
8d9e2b No.13628035
>>13627178
Honestly, this. Piracy is a very important metric for how popular something actually IS: for instance, the producers of the awful new Star Trek are now citing the number of seeders on The Pirate Bay as evidence that the show is actually "popular" (which I suppose it is, in the same way as a fatal car accident is popular - everyone slows down to have a good look at the flaming wreckage).
They were probably counting on the usual formula: Denuvo is cracked day one, everyone downloads the pirated version, talks about it with their friends, and stupid people who don't know what a torrent is or think that applying patches is for advanced superhackers go "oh, that sounds good, I guess I will buy it".
They didn't factor in that it was possible to make a game so uninteresting that nobody was even interested in removing the copy protection.
76b729 No.13628048
>>13627692
>listening to giant cucks post ryan
>listening to giant cucks during the patrick era
>listening to giant cucks after they got rid of problematic people like Vinny and Dan
you are a fucking idiot.
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6bd463 No.13628140
>>13628048
they didn't get rid of Vinny he got his own office out in ((((New York))) he legit married a Jewess and become just as much of an SJW as Alex.
Ryan was also a hypocritical druggy piece of shit, he was the reason patrick ever got a foothold in the games press. that along with all of them supporting the literal who's from the shadows.
they where always cancer. just like 1up.
76b729 No.13628160
>>13628140
>reddit spacing
>implying ryan wasn't just a netual party at best and a fence sitter at worst
>they were always cancer
>implying it wasn't formed because the cancer became too much at fucking gamestop gamespot
At most you can blame Jeff for losing his balls and letting his pet project fly off the rails.
e1fee6 No.13628177
>All this eceleb shit
Fuckoff
6bd463 No.13628250
>having a parent company turns you into a pro LGBTQP faggot that sucks Anita and Zoe's cocks at ever opportunity
yeah, I don't so. Jeff and Ryan being a pieces of shit was part of the GB cult of personality, the cognitive dissonance of GB was (and i'm sure, still is) insane. also, I don't think they get the acknowledgement they deserve as being a driving force in the lead up to GG.
68bbc9 No.13628254
>>13628177
>he only has one image saved
>he posts it everywhere to defend his stupid ass
>he thinks he isnt an obvious crossboarder
6bd463 No.13628256
6a39d7 No.13628261
>>13627178
>They probably removed it after they realized no one wants to pirate it.
My thoughts exactly.
d29356 No.13628263
>>13628140
>i'd have a gf if it wasn't for the jews
b97196 No.13628274
>>13628263
Who are you quoting retard?
76b729 No.13628289
>>13628250
>having a parent company
>implying I didn't call Jeff the new Wired to the point he blocked a few of my dummy twatter accounts when he sold his soul to CBS
>he doesn't know about Whiskey Media
Talk about a know nothing know it all~
e1fee6 No.13628486
>>13628254
>He thinka I'm the faggot who tried to forcefuck this shit into a meme
>When its an image obviously mocking that image with a Reddit antenna
Try again lad
d70f40 No.13628621
>>13627117
I have completely forgotten anything about that game except that it's a walking simulator
2cfa4e No.13629861
I'm waiting for Square Enix to remove Denuvo from Neir: Automata and Rise of the Tomb Raider.
141474 No.13629893
>>13627117
>squeenix removes denuvo from life is tumblr 2: before the triggering
>it's still in automata
In other words what >>13627178 said.
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f75957 No.13629967
>>13628140
>he legit married a Jewess
I wondered why he was seeming to turn into a faggot. Ryan left just in time before he could live to become the villain.
1937c9 No.13629971
>>13628035
>the producers of the awful new Star Trek are now citing the number of seeders on The Pirate Bay as evidence that the show is actually "popular"
That's fucking pathetic. Really fucking pathetic. That's like a comedian saying "look! people really like me!" because the one cellphone video of him absolutely humiliating himself on stage got viral.
>They didn't factor in that it was possible to make a game so uninteresting that nobody was even interested in removing the copy protection
LiS is one of those games that don't even need to pirated, just like TWD and Wolf Among Us. All you really need to do is simply watch a lets play on youtube and done, you have "played" the "game".
76b729 No.13629997
>>13629967
>tfw his last skit was him fucking off innawoods
Is vinny the textbook example of an older man who gave up the fight?
f75957 No.13630056
>>13629997
I'd say so, possibly a sadder story than Ryan. His T levels must have crashed or something. At least Drew bailed.
76b729 No.13630131
>>13630056
>his T levels must have crashed
After living in commieforina and getting saddled with a baby that your jew wife gave you, it's not that shocking. It is sad, but at least Drew fucked off before he was forced to drink the kool-aid.
>mfw classic GB
>mfw Drew goes full flight sim autist
>mfw his power levels goes critical
Like tears in the rain.
f75957 No.13630169
>>13630103
That's an anarchy symbol, you bingus. But.
CHECK OUT THAT NOSE
>>13630131
At least one made it out of the wreckage, Drew always seemed like an outlier. Funny how he became a normalfag meme before going mobile.
8173f1 No.13630175
>>13627117
>mfw pewdiepie and other jewtubers are using this game as an example of cringe
>everybody will realise it's shit
76b729 No.13630187
>>13630169
>the most in shape straight white male made it out of the wreckage
These things write themselves.
941c57 No.13630204
You know back when I was depressed, I developed misanthropy, as in hatred of humans and humanity. I turned to anime because the characters looked nothing like humans, and the barbaric languages of the east were less grating on my ears than hearing a person speak a language I could understand. After a few years I slipped out of depression, back into reality, and I stopped watching anime.
I think this is how there are people who seem to not even remotely want to play videogames, but are absolutely enamored with these walking sims and cinematic games. Maybe they just hate the world, but they want to watch movies, so they watch games with poorly modeled characters going through janky animations with crap voice acting so that they don't recognize the characters as humans, and can continue living in their escapist bubble where humans don't exist.
It's really the only way I could ever imagine anyone ever paying attention to this shit.
9851a6 No.13630382
>>13629893
i have a feeling someone wanted automata to fail but it didn't' so they probably holding up shit internally in which is why it never got patched after its release.
it bet its the lightning waifu man considering he had the power to hold up square for years with his three games of literally who
f75957 No.13630419
>>13630204
I thought this was copypasta at first. I think there really is a vicariousness to it like that. Why'd you give up on anime entirely though? Some of the older stuff is absolutely classic.
7106bb No.13630479
>>13627178
>Every other shitty triple AYYY game is cracked in weeks, and in some cases, days ahead of time
>It's kind of a badge of honor to devs that anyone would care enough about their game to crack it and pirate it
>Squenix releases the sequel to the questionably popular shitty hipster game
>It goes over like a wet fart despite the usual shilling
>pirates don't even glance in their direction
>All fears of piracy that led them to add denuvo in the first place are completely unfounded
>they now have to tacitly beg for piracy
"please pirate" - Squenix
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f8749a No.13630845
>>13630169
>antifa
>anarchy
what's the difference?
de306e No.13630878
>>13630845
Anarchists are retards who want no government whatsoever.
Antifa are retards who want to kill anything more right leaning than them and establish a left leaning fascist government.
f75957 No.13630897
>>13630878
I'd consider them both controlled, either way.
bddf30 No.13630911
>>13627692
Giant Bomb has been shit since whatshisname died. Seriously. Keep Yourself Safe.
76b729 No.13631246
>>13630845
Simple, anarchy's mascot isn't as retarded.
133ecb No.13631677
>>13630845
Anarchy = no rulers.
Antifa = jewish rulers.
f75957 No.13633319
>>13631677
And who do you think is behind Anarchists? I'm sure there's absolutely no jewish influence in a political group that wants absolute erasure of white forms of governing bodies.
bdd13d No.13633356
>>13627692
>>13627190
>>13628048
>>13630911
Reminder: Ben is a blessing to the internet as a whole and definitely, without a shadow of a doubt, /ourguy/
bab947 No.13633385
>>13633319
Couldn't anarchy be considered a meritocracy where people get by on their own efforts? Obviously true anarchy would never last because somebody would rise to the occasion and become some kind of ruler within days, but theoretically.
7b5f5f No.13633415
>>13631677
Anarchy = weaken the state so subversion can happen more easily.
113a60 No.13633528
>>13633385
Only and absolutely ONLY true if the destruction prior to the reboot is total and complete, leaving no hold outs whatsoever to swoop in and "set things right" as they view it. The wealthy elite would need to be utterly annihilated along with those loyal to them and the resources they've stock piled.
If that does not occur the state of anarchy is not more than a speed bump for a new age fascist power (rebirth is a constant theme in fascist ideology - some analysts have even identified it as the sole distinguishing feature of fascism over other forms of social organization). Which may or may not be good for you as an individual, it depends where you fall within the interpretations of the winning force's doctrine.
True anarchy is the ultimate meritocracy. But we know how it ends, if you have any doubts just step outside. This was its logical conclusion. The reason resetting it is a crap shoot is the simple level of personal power held by the ultra elite.
b6f701 No.13633583
Could 8chan's birthday present be the video games industry becoming great again?
04309b No.13633636
>>13633415
This, just ends up being another way to undermine the current system for (((them))).
b1f645 No.13635024
>>13630845
Anarchy is abolishing every single form of hierarchy so everyone is equal.
Antifa is demanding the government to enforce the shitty rules you make because you can't do shit on your own.
They both act similar because they are both retarded. You can't abolish hierarchy ever, as long as there's 2 people on earth, an hierarchy will be established since it has a good side to it as well, but both sides depend heavily on the government to keep things from spiraling out of control so they can live easy lives, and in the case of Antifa, they wouldn't enforce anything with black blocks or even have an actually productive community. They'd always need the government to step in and enforce the laws they make as well as provide financial support for them since they produce nothing but chaos.
If you want a better idea, Anarchy is a bunch of Mad Max fanboys, delusional that they will all be Immortan Joe. Antifa is a bunch of faggots that willingly want 1984 because they all believe they'd be menbers of the Party.
>>13631246
Underrated post.
>>13633385
>Couldn't anarchy be considered a meritocracy where people get by on their own efforts?
No, because nobody else but you would acknowledge your merit and if you weren't serving yourself you'd be wasting your time.
If you were using your talents to serve someone else, you're establishing that he is superior to you, creating an hierarchy and breaking your principals. If you'd do it in exchange for something, that's different and okay but that's Libertarianism then.
And regardless of that, some people would band together and make a gang with their own hierarchy and conquer everyone else that stood alone because teamwork is fucking invaluable. Even animals understand this, it's only selfish brats that have nothing of value to add to the group that opose the idea of contributing and working together, which is why both Antifa and /pol/ despise the idea of working with anyone that doesn't agree 100% with them.
35d212 No.13639120
>>13627117
The only thing I know about this game comes from the SFM porn it's produced. Do people actually play this shit?
7b5f5f No.13639130
>>13635024
>Anarchy is abolishing every single form of hierarchy so everyone is equal.
In order to create equality you need to enforce inequality at a personal level. If everyone is free to do as they will in an anarchy, why can't I make a government?
3dd7f1 No.13641062
>>13633636
But isn't the current system filled with jews? :^)
fb7ded No.13641516
0265ac No.13643665
>>13627652
OH NO, I SHOT MYSELF
STUPID DRM!
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141474 No.13643853
>>13630382
>i have a feeling someone wanted automata to fail
Wouldn't surprise me. It would give them a reason to ignore people wanting another Nier sequel. Despite Automata being miles better then any FF since, what? The PS2 era? I really doubt it makes near the amount of jew gold.
657705 No.13651220
>>13639120
Not sober. Playing it drunk was honestly a really good experience.
a0d5c2 No.13651281
>>13633356
Being fat with no muscle must be the outright curse of all time