b0dc0c No.13607385
Anyone else extremely disappointed by Fractured But Whole? I was a big fan of Stick of Truth but I can't fucking stand this sequel. I'm like 7 or so hours in and I've given up on playing it ever again. A lot of the quests don't make any sense and reek of poor writing, the characters keep cutting themselves off and not finishing their sentences, it feels extremely directionless, there are plenty of bugs and freezes in game. The combat is kinda nice and it's more difficult than the first one but other than that it's a downgrade in every capacity.
aaa5ba No.13607394
I don't know why you'd buy this when you can just watch someone play it on youtube and get the same experience
b0dc0c No.13607404
>>13607394
I didn't buy it.
805dd1 No.13607415
As someone else said less thread, 2010 is about the cutoff where everything South Park related went to shit
d0a134 No.13607420
>>13607385
>it's a downgrade in every capacity.
explain
c00859 No.13607425
I watched worth a buy on it and it shone enough light on the game for me to know it was Ubishit and not a good game like the Stick of Truth was. You need to scavenge crafting materials to make equipment, like every other ubishit game. Also the combat looks worse.
f1dd58 No.13607443
Is it truly bad?
I wanted it to be good 😭
308495 No.13607453
Why would you have any expectations for a sequel to something that was barely more than a browser game?
658242 No.13607464
i pirated the copy that was linked in the old thread and have had zero bugs after twelve hours of gameplay. well, that's not true: kyle's cousin comes to visit and after a certain point he shows up in battle every now and then to "help". the game hangs for about ten seconds when this happens, but considering he only shows up maybe one in thirty battles or so it's not a game-breaker for me. other than that i have seen zero bugs whatsoever.
the combat is better than stick of truth but then again i like tactical placement over JRPG style battles. the art is very good considering; you can summon Gerald Broflovsky into battle and his summon animation is ripped straight out of the Heavy Metal movie and looks pretty cool. the story isn't as coherent and tight as stick of truth but it's moving along pretty well; the "acts" feel connected enough to move you along but give you plenty of time along the way to do side quests if you want. as far as people cutting off their sentences and whatnot i realize how shilly this sounds but you must have gotten a bunk torrent or something; this has absolutely never happened so far in my playthrough. the jokes are decently well-written, the voice acting is good, the hero customization is fun and so far i'm having a great time (i especially like the tiny little things they keep adding to the combat system; there's a point where PC principal teaches you how to catch microaggressions and any time an enemy says something like "go call your mommy you pussy" in battle you can get a free attack on them). and finally, you don't "need" to craft your equipment and shit; basically there's a couple of classes of component you can find and all the garbage you run into around town will just automatically go into these classes. when you want to craft a potion or whatever you need one empty bottle then x amount of medicine, that sort of thing. you do not, under any circumstances, NEED to craft equipment - the costumes are cosmetic only and have no bonuses, and the equipment you find while just doing your thing is by and large better than anything you can craft.
i definitely wouldn't have paid full price for it since i'm just of the mind that no game, no matter how good, is worth seventy fucking dollars but for what it is i'm pretty impressed and i'm having fun. it's worth mentioning though that i do still think farts are funny so take that as you will
0adaa7 No.13607472
I uninstalled it after they tried to force me to label myself as "cisgender". If you think you can force me to use your mad up postmodernist words, well, think again sunshine! I'm not using those words and that's that!
837a12 No.13607490
>>13607443
>Emoji's
Kill yourself.
b2024e No.13607493
>>13607385
>Fractured But Shit
>not Fracture Shit Whole
You had one job.
91768c No.13607497
>>13607490
welcome to reddit 3 enjoy your stay
b0dc0c No.13607504
>>13607415
Stick of Truth was good and it was 2014.
>>13607420
Writing is worse, often the quests rely on random unrelated events to progress the plot forward than anything that's relevant to the plot itself.
Bosses are both lamer and more annoying. Especially the stripclub boss sequence, where the boss takes their move according to a timer rather than turn-based queue like everyone else, and that timer is only a few seconds and its only attack is an instant kill.
The game doesn't tell you information that you need to know for several quests so you're left trying to figure out a puzzle to advance the quest not knowing that you haven't unlocked the abilities required to complete it.
The game will freeze during combat like every 5 fights when nothing intense, or at all, is happening. Framerate drops occur when using the super abilities.
Crafting system. It's entirely pointless to the point I never used it unless the game forced me to. But crafting materials make up 90% of your quest reward items so you're left feeling unrewarded after every mission.
Your characters stats are never explained. I don't know what the stat Spunk does and whether or not the level affects my allies too. Also most of the artifacts (which offer one of six boosts) ignore two of stats they could buff (status effect damage and ally health boost get next to no items to increase) which screws over players who are playing with abilities that would benefit from those.
Allies will arbitrarily not be available for some combats with no explanation given.
They flanderized the main character. They try to focus more on him/her/it in the story but also reduced him/her/it down to entirely being about farts. There's less remarks on how silent they are. You don't get a sense that you're really even there. In the first one you at least climbed ranks in the factions and the kids acknowledge you a hell of a lot more.
I didn't even know who the Super Pals or whatever (the rival superhero group) were or who was in them until they randomly showed up for a rather lame fight. They are entirely absent in the game so far as I played it to the point that I complete forgot they existed until after I stopped playing it. All the enemies in the game are related to secondary characters. In the first one you'd be at least fighting the minions of the other faction, in this one they're just not there. Adds a sense of directionless, like the superhero thing was added late game and they didn't want to change to much to accommodate it. Hell I think I've only ought 3 of the Super Pals, compared to like 30 other kids who aren't playing the game and are just kids and another 30 who are Professor Chaos' henchmen. It feels like Professor Chaos is the game's antagonist more than the alleged antagonist is.
The game has references to the show that don't make sense within the context of the show or game. The writer once couldn't figure out how to convey to me that I need an item to progress other than having a ghost tell me that I need that item. Ghost wasn't relevant beforehand, wasn't relevant afterwards.
The gameplay opens up and your only quest is get 100 followers on instagram, which makes the entire thing feel structure-less and plotless. Also the selfie system is stupid.
Mechanics aren't explained to you sometimes. I didn't know you could change your class until I accidentally talked to The Coon. The game explains mechanics way to late, everything I've had to do I've figured out before getting to the explanation trigger, added to the directionless feeling.
>>13607443
So did I man.
The only good thing I found about it was that there was a Yaoi fanart (of Craig and Tweek) hunting game in it and you could have the images you found as your phones wall paper. Oh and clothing was entirely cosmetic so you could theme yourself. Other than that, not much good about it.
The combat is neat but since you can look left right up and down but the attacks are locked on the grid relative to your left or right facing it can get annoying. Some attacks can change their direction of attack up and down, but others can't.
ea20ad No.13607547
>>13607385
Jewbisoft put an honest to god feminazi in charge of the game's content, so no shit sherlock.
308495 No.13607560
>>13607504
>The only good thing I found about it was that there was a Yaoi fanart (of Craig and Tweek) hunting game in it
b0dc0c No.13607579
>>13607560
Yeah it was neat. It was one of those collecting missions that I think lasts a good portion of the game. Not sure how much there is total but you get a reward every 10 or so you collect. And it all looks like genuine fanart, too, all different styles and quality. I had the first pic related as my phones wallpaper in game.
8e34ac No.13607588
>>13607579
technically it's considered shota but what the fuck
f47823 No.13607595
>>13607588
Creators of the series made a little yaoi fanart contest couple of season's back. In this game Craig's father gives you a quest to collect these pictures - there's like 30+ of them in the game.
90309d No.13607599
b0dc0c No.13607606
>>13607588
>first game
>gets censored due to anal probe scene in it
>second game
>ships with gay shota sex and furry porn in it
Truly the censorship board is a mystery.
303630 No.13607613
>>13607606
Not really. It's run by jews, and shota/gay rights has been pushed to the forefront by (((politicians)))
b0dc0c No.13607621
>>13607613
The anal prob scene in the first one has an 8 year old kid get fucked by a giant dildo. If it was banned then this stuff should've been banned too, and if this stuff wasn't banned them the anal probe sequence shouldn't have been either.
First game was probably just an annoying, obnoxious publicity stunt or something.
0ea477 No.13607628
>Humoring the fat bitches
Embarrassing.jpg
adb9fa No.13607631
>>13607579
>>13607606
>>13607621
What in the mother of fuck is this?
cdf4a3 No.13607638
>>13607579
>>13607606
>>13607621
Leave it to Ubisoft San Francisco.
23652e No.13607654
>>13607385
I fancy myself not getting too close from what gay people do, including games. After all, aids is still a thing and it's fucking disgusting.
1cd311 No.13607658
Southpark has lost what little levity it used to possess and is now just another vehicle for the kikes to farm shekels and fuck up the minds of young goyim. Big fucking surprise there.
6e6267 No.13607665
>Good developer in charge of first game, game turns out good
>Suddenly switch publishers AND developers for the second one
>Turns out shit
Something something business partnerships bigger isn't better etc
b0dc0c No.13607672
>>13607631
>>13607638
It wasn't invented by Ubishit. It was an episode from the show. The basic premise was that no one could understand why all the Japanese students were producing yaoi art of Craig and Tweek and it led to them getting together to break up so the Japanese students would stop but it ended with them staying together because their parents thought it was progressive and shit. It's been a while since I seen it so I'm probably forgetting stuff.
The entire episode was caused by actual yaoi shippers on tumblr and the writers couldn't understand why it was happening. It was an okay episode from what I recall.
cdf4a3 No.13607681
>>13607672
Oh. Guess I'd know that if I hadn't given up on watching South Park a pretty long time ago. I still think Ubisoft liked the idea of having that shit in, unironically thinking it was "progressive".
308495 No.13607685
>>13607672
And now they've come out with a sequel to that episode where they make it clear that Craig and Tweak are gay
b0dc0c No.13607692
>>13607681
>I still think Ubisoft liked the idea of having that shit in, unironically thinking it was "progressive".
Undoubtedly. Part of the game has you filling out a character sheet. They let you pick your gender and sexual orientation but they ask it incredibly vaguely. I was trying to be a trap and they assigned me as a demiboy and there wasn't an option to correct it.
>>13607685
They'd broken up in the game. No idea if they get back together in the later parts of the game.
73ef25 No.13607698
>>13607672
Faggot or ugly female, I want to beat that thing into a bloody pulp.
dbeee9 No.13607704
>>13607579
>>13607606
>>13607621
This shit is fucking revolting, even moreso because the sick fucks said they were doing it "ironically".
b0dc0c No.13607709
>>13607698
Ugly chick.
I don't know why so many chicks like cosplaying the male characters from South Park but whatever.
308495 No.13607714
>>13607709
Fujos anon, fujos
b0dc0c No.13607722
>>13607714
I don't know what a fujos is. Is that like a futas? Because I don't like futas at all.
7d78fa No.13607726
>>13607385
>I was a big fan of Stick of Truth
>>>/reddit/
c0d400 No.13607727
>>13607722
Fujo, short for Fujoshi. Mostly females who become fans of a show because they like to ship Yaoi pairings.
73ef25 No.13607734
>>13607709
Could be the same reason that fags like to dress up like girls.
Could just be shallow attention whoring, it's easier to get attention as a female version of a male character than have to approach the standards of a female character.
>>13607722
fujoshi is a "rotten girl"
A pervert loser girl that gets off to yaoi and NTR and stuff like that.
e18b37 No.13607738
It's hilarious how they can blame Japan for yaoi, like the US was still a 50s christian nation where sodomy is taboo.
b0dc0c No.13607748
>>13607727
>>13607734
>Fujo means rotten girl
That explains why it's all on tumblr I guess.
>Could be the same reason that fags like to dress up like girls
Yeah but it's cute when guys do it. Girls are dumb. How dare they do anything.
>>13607738
>it's hilarious how they can blame Japan for a Japanese style of gay fanart
Hilarious indeed my friend. Hilarious indeed.
e18b37 No.13607757
>>13607748
>reddit pretends he's a retard and proves you right
308495 No.13607761
>>13607748
Get the fuck out of here
dbeee9 No.13607771
>>13607722
>I don't know what a fujos is
Imagine the most pathetic, obnoxious and vile NEET you can, now make it female and imagine it is doubly disgusting and you're half on your way to understanding what a fujo is.
b0dc0c No.13607772
>>13607757
>this mad someone called you dumb
Haha, good post my friend!
>>13607761
>Blood Ravens
Jesus at least post a chapter that isn't shit.
73ef25 No.13607775
>>13607757
He's right though. Yaoi is purely the fantasy of perverted Japanese women, it has nothing to do with what faggots anywhere think, feel, or want.
549aff No.13607794
>>13607385
>A lot of quests don't make any sense and reek of poor writing
Oh gee, it sure sounds like it was written by a staff known for writing up scripts within a week to a single day. You know, like a team of writers that put all their eggs in the basket of a certain candidate winning an election but don't have the foresight that they could've been wrong and end up fucking up an entire season because they think "Serialization" is a good idea for their show. Spoiler:It's not!
>the characters keep cutting themselves off and not finishing their sentences
Wow, it's almost as if it was developed by a company known for very faulty and rushed coding. Did any of their faces disappear?
>it feels extremely directionless
Wow, really? A rushed gaming idea being that? Who'd have guessed! It's almost as if their last game suffered the same thing with it being horribly easy on the hardest mode because partner combinations can end up having infinite specials and whatnot.
OP I seriously hope you didn't buy this, especially when it's Denuvo was cracked within 20 minutes. Try getting a refund or something.
b0dc0c No.13607810
>>13607794
>OP I seriously hope you didn't buy this
I may be a homoqueer but I'm not a fucking faggot now. Of course I didn't pay money for it.
dbeee9 No.13607819
>>13607794
Did the two oildrillers write all of the game? I was under the impression that the head writer was some Ubisoft SJW cunt. Not that I disagree with you, they gave up their pretense of neutrality and are clearly upset Hillary lost.
>it's almost as if it was developed by a company known for very faulty and rushed coding
It's kind of hilarious Ubisoft still keeps fucking up despite promising their goyim cattle they would stop making poorly coded games. I can't wait for AssCreed: We Wuz Edition to come out and be Unity all over again.
>It's almost as if their last game suffered the same thing
You're talking about game balance (of which there is none since both games are piss easy) while he is talking about general quest design and writing that lacks any kind of focus and cohesion. At least SoT tried to tie everything together, or at least make events flow with each other.
>>13607810
>I may be a homoqueer but I'm not a fucking faggot
You're a faggot.
549aff No.13607854
>>13607810
Thats my man
>>13607819
Yeah, Matt and Trey got involved with the writing just like the last one and guided the Ubishit writers along while bringing their own in.
And yeah, it's really shitty how the game economy is just horrible now. All the normalfags just buying up bad games because they don't know what good games are anymore.
As for the last part: Yeah, thats what I meant! Thanks for clearing that up.
457319 No.13608014
>>13607490
>apostrophe S on plural
make a suicide pact with him lad
2ef496 No.13608180
I hope you didn't pay money for some edgy fags' 'liberal centrist' simulator
ef50bf No.13608187
b0dc0c No.13608204
>>13608180
If you bothered to read the thread you'd have found out that I've answered no several times now.
41ad92 No.13608304
>>13608204
anon I seriously hope you didn't pay for this
5a3238 No.13608320
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Christ OP, I sure hope you didn't spend money on this trash.
8ff34f No.13608331
b0dc0c No.13608347
>>13608304
>>13608320
Fuck it I'm going to go buy 10 copies tomorrow to spite you all.
22dfa7 No.13608362
>>13607672
That entire episode was a big "WTF you yaoi fan girls, your 'harmless' hardcore shipping forced 2 straight boys into (fake) gay because peer pressure and everybody expects that they are buggering each other".
So Craig was just like, fuck it, I am tired of this shit, lets flow along with it so people would leave us the fuck alone and Tweek was like wtf dude at first then find something else to panics at and stop giving a shit altogether.
Ironically, those brainless twats did not get the message and still swooning all over that yaoi shit and thought Matt and Trey support that shit.
2ef496 No.13608431
>>13608347
>being this triggered by bantz
Aw c'mon anon. I expected better out of you.
386feb No.13608447
Holy shit this game is so boring
it feels like a soulless moneygrab
b0dc0c No.13608456
>>13608431
>he thinks that was serious
Auts.
2ef496 No.13608491
>>13608456
>he enjoyed a south park game
>expects me not to take him seriously when he says he'll buy south park games
You're not very good at this are you?
b0dc0c No.13608508
>>13608491
>spend entire thread shitting on Fractured But Whole
>make a joke with anons
>retard thinks joke is serious and that I like the game
Whatever 'tard.
2ef496 No.13608585
>>13608508
>being so mad you sage your own thread
Anon, I'm very disappointed in you. It might be time for you to return to your true home: reddit.
8e6762 No.13608652
>>13608585
He's actually using sage correctly though, since you're off topic. Bumping a thread with shit banter instead of relevant discussion is retarded.
You make it sound as if sage-ing equal to a downvote which ironically makes you look like the redditor.
2ef496 No.13610220
>>13608652
It doesn't matter if you're the OP of the thread and cared about making it a good one in the first place
If you want a good thread to live you're going to have to do whatever it takes to keep it alive, and saging your own thread as the OP is fucking retarded, no matter the context
now please kys
e46a64 No.13611782
>>13607854
>All the normalfags just buying up bad games because they don't know what good games are anymore.
>anymore
They never knew what was good. They're just chasing brand names. Just look around at how much utter garbage is sold at retail, or in fast food, or in music, or on TV. They don't engage with this shit because it's good, they engage with it because it's popular - because their friends are into it, or if not their friends - at least a large enough chunk of society at large that they feel it's socially permissible (even commendable) to enjoy it themselves. It's like that psychology experiment where you ask people a question in private and poll their answers, then you get them all in a group and ask them the same question in a different framework and see how many people change their answers based on what everyone else is saying. Then if you split them off again to confront them with this discrepancy, they'll do all sorts of mental gymnastics to disassociate the two and post-hoc rationalize their decisions.
This is why Microsoft and Sony have social media embedded in their video game console UI's. It's not enough to just link to twitter and let people stream to twitch - they had to set up their own social media feeds so that they're more likely to get you to buy the "hottest new game all your friends are playing" while you're already in their store.
3399f7 No.13612049
>>13607443
At its core it is a buggy and bland tactical RPG. This would be forgivable if it were funny, and for the most part it is not. Where SoT succeeded, this game fails.
371618 No.13612090
>>13607547
Would explain why the story is such a ringin' endorsement of BLM. Fuck satire and fuck nuance. Cops are all cultists feeding them poor innocent pocs to a Elder God. Also, Lovecraft was RAYCISSS.
f39b53 No.13612111
>>13607579
>>13607638
>>13607704
>wow thats gross lol ubisoft is gay
This is a reference to an episode of the show, retards. Parker and Stone are the ones who came up with the yaoi joke.
3399f7 No.13612530
>>13612111
The problem with Ubi isn't that they used the Yaoi episode. (For those unaware, they actually had the internet fan submit the best Tweek x Craig yaoi they could draw.)
Ubi actually went out of their way to accentuate the faggotry, though. Tweek and Craig weren't actually gay in that episode. They put on a front because that is what everyone wanted. In this game they play up how gay the two are. Fosse and Bill call eachother "lame" instead of gay, but they call themselves gay. You won't see anything that made liberals look retarded like Caitlyn/Bruce Jenner (From what I've heard. Haven't finished the game.) or Reality. The jokes are about as deep as "Hey look cops are racist and rednecks are intolerant. LOL being black increases your difficulty!" You won't find any humor that the SJWs at Ubisoft would consider "punching down." They sanitized South Park for the left, and the result is just an unfunny game with bland mechanics and a lot of bugs.
b1c077 No.13612840
>>13612111
Where's the outrage? It's not only "harmless" puppylove with two little boys, but also images of them blatantly having an active sex life.
This got a pass because Ubisoft, but of the questions had been finding Bebe x Wendy loli Yuri images, they would've removed that thing, and not even considering Stan x Wendy shota/Loli images of him spooning her or putting his hand in her crotch.
But sure, harmless HILARIOUS twink pairing, oh South Park you sure push the envelope with your edgy comedy, and not for other ulterior motives.
3399f7 No.13612888
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
>>13612840
The whole episode was making fun of yaoi fangirldom and the social pressures on two straight guys to be gay. Naturally being South Park they had fans submit their best Tweek x Craig yaoi pairings.
That part is just referential. I agree Ubi is probably a little too in love with the joke but damn dude calm down they just drawings of fake characters made in good humor.
02f8c5 No.13612918
>>13612888
>gay porn
>good humor
LOL
fag ;)
fe0003 No.13612929
>>13612090
They even failed at that
<cops are ebil and racist with profiling
>can walk into every house in the game
>residents have no issue
>walk into a nigger house
>ooga booga he starts violence towards you
piercing social commentary.
b1c077 No.13612958
>>13612888
Anon, you're smart, you surely are able to distinguish when something is said jokingly and when they're being serious under a thin veil of "irony". If this pairing were 100% tongue-in-cheek, it would've been only images of them holding their hands or staring at each other, and maybe with beginner Deviantart-tier drawings, not above-average drawings of them fondling the other, spooning and such.
cdf4a3 No.13612976
>>13612111
Someone pointed that out 15 hours before you, dumbfuck.
3399f7 No.13613050
>>13612918
> being serious about gay porn
turbofag
>>13612958
They asked *the internet* for Tweek x Craig drawings. Are you new?
b1c077 No.13613101
>>13613050
I don't find the comedy of those drawings. Had they been images emulating the South Park style but with puppy eyes or glitter, it would be humorous. Some beginner-tier drawing with horrid proportions caused by a newbie's lack of experience would be funny. I can't find the comedy of a satisfied-looking underage boy in bed while the other is dressing up, after an obvious sex/spooning session. Had it been 1 detailed image among the 20 newbie-tier drawings, that would be humorous as well.
4f2e5d No.13613115
>>13612888
Dem trips. However, Matt and Trey decided to follow up on the yaoi episode in the new season (S21E02 specifically), where Craig learns the important lesson that using facts and logic to offer solutions to his boyfriend's social media anxiety problems doesn't help. Fidget spinners and going to the amusement park doing standard boy activities such as holding hands and riding the ferris wheel together don't work either :'(. Instead, Craig discovers that he needs to just listen and enable Tweek to express feelings which lead his babe to an epiphany: to make a song about "When you're the President [of any country], you put your phone down [and never use social media again]".
If it's a joke, they're sure making it an elaborate one across seasons.
004dba No.13613122
It was made by Ubisoft. What did you expect? No really, what did you expect anon?
c23633 No.13613177
>>13607385
I have a few hours into it and I'll give my cents.
Story: Not much so far, but just like the last one you're just fucking around with the boys. I'd say it's somewhat of an downgrade, as I haven't seen much wackiness yet. However I'd also say that the underlying hidden 'plot' that was in the first game is absent here, and the main objective is literally just to get 100 instagram followers. It's a shit story, and just an excuse to beat up hookers and shit on Randy. Fart jokes abound. Most of the jokes are just fart jokes and shock humor. (VIA violence.) The darkest thing I've seen is the legitimate depression the MC has with his parents but nothing comes of it. I bet it'll be a butt of a long-winded joke but the payoff probably won't be good. Hell, the only take on Buttlord's parents is Cartman making a dumb backstory for you about 'Your dad fucked your mom' and that's it. It's worse than the previous game. Also, there seems to be a lot more things you can fuck with in this game. You're portrayed as sort of a badass, and characters can and will comment on this. Despite it, there is a lot less of a sense of progression in this game than SoT. In SoT you climbed up the ranks, and until near the end of the game, you were the butt of the joke. Nobody gave a shit about you and you had to earn your place. Sure, most of the team helped you out, but you didn't get Cartman until the middle-end of the game if I remember correctly. In this game you get Cartman within three fucking hours of the story.
Optimization: Shit, they can't improve on this. I would say it runs worse than the previous games, menus sometimes spazz out and cutscenes can softlock the game. Graphics and Audio is the same quality, because it already looks like a Southpark episode, that's not hard. Anyway optimization is shit and the game runs like garbage. Who knew?
Characters: Worse. For fucks sake the game practically wants you to be tempted to murder everyone because they're all annoying little shits. The only thing I don't want to kill is fucking Call Girl but that's because she saved my ass when fighting the Raisins girls.
Gameplay: You have two 'modes'. A normal exploration mode and a combat mode. Combat is practically seamless, just like the previous game. In the middle of combat, a car might come by, and all the kids will shout 'Car!' and it'll go by, while everyone awkwardly shuffles to the side of the road. It pauses combat and it isn't as funny the third or fourth time, although the comments the driver makes can be a hit or miss. You gain 'fart abilities' by (((Morgan Freeman))) later on, and they affect combat and the world in different ways as well.
Classes: Way better in this game. You get to multi-class, with more than a few options to pick. It spices up the shit combat and gives you more thought before combat. Allies are a wee bit better in this game, but that's because of the retarded combat system. On the other hand simply being better than SoT is nothing because each class only has 4 fucking abilities, and you can only use 4 fucking abilities. Abilities don't play well with others so it's even more shit and almost pointless to multiclass outside of replayability.
Combat: Worse than the previous game, by far. I hate the new combat system because it's poorly put together. Your basic attacks can't attack people one row over, which is retarded and quickly leads to dumb situations. If they were going for this, they should've learned or at least copied it from Fire Emblem, which it couldn't be half-assed to do.
Customization: Better and worse, to be honest. You don't have equipment like the last game, instead you get these artifacts that boost your power. The problem is that it means that you don't get many options/ways to improve your power and you have to rely on burritos and cheese early on in the game. Later on you get more artifacts, and naturally more options, but that's also shit considering you rarely level up.
Controversy: There is none. The developers clearly wanted to stay not controversial. The race slider is played purely as a joke. The only thing related to tumblr I ran into is when I 'set my gender' with the councilor, and because I had 'cis white male' a bunch of rednecks merked me. I had a laugh, but it's the only one of it's kind.
There's more points to go over, but for every positive I have, there is two negatives. SoT was better. I agree with OP on this one. For example, combat is shit and unrewarding because the rewards are useless artifacts you cant equip or use anyway because there is barely any artifact slots you can use. Crafting is worse too, because there is no equipment and artifacts are shit the only thing you really care to craft are consumables and they aren't needed for most fights. I don't like South Park: The Fractured But Whole.
3399f7 No.13613199
>>13613115
Haven't watched this season. Sounds dumb, though.
b0dc0c No.13615937
>>13612111
>This is a reference to an episode of the show, retards.
I already explained that. Read the thread before calling others a retard, retard.
e57679 No.13615991
>>13607504
>They flanderized the main character. They try to focus more on him/her/it in the story but also reduced him/her/it down to entirely being about farts. There's less remarks on how silent they are. You don't get a sense that you're really even there. In the first one you at least climbed ranks in the factions and the kids acknowledge you a hell of a lot more.
That's surprising and dumb. I was expecting them to not care about the New Kid again and even mention it with a one-off remark from cartman or someone, "Oh hey New Kid, we're playing a new game now. We don't care about you anymore." And then they could lazily reset the friends thing by saying that he and someone else got hacked and make it a quest later in the game to track down the hacker or something.
0e098a No.13616095
>>13615991
Friends had a reset by moving on to another social network. Hope you like selfies because you have to do one with everyone.
436898 No.13616142
Why would anyone expect a game that was developed in San Francisco to be good?
6ae148 No.13616168
i did not expect this feels
43d107 No.13616204
Other then Deunevo what when wrong?
Do the creators of south park know?
436898 No.13616217
>>13616204
No jokes. It's just a lot of fars without punchlines.
236420 No.13616229
>>13616205
Hey man, smooth lines are hard to draw in paint/gamemaker
cd65e6 No.13616275
>>13607464
>fucking leaf getting.assblasted
3beafe No.13616332
>We hope you enjoyed our game!
cf2bb1 No.13616550
>>13607504
Not to try and call you a retard or imply that your criticism is wrong, but the Coon pretty clearly says that you need to reclass after the first few missions involving the filling out of your character sheet. He says your backstory sucks, and calls you back to the Coon's lair so you can sit in a chair and get a revision to your backstory for a new power. The only way you would've missed it is by not paying attention.
I agree with the writing though, it feels less engagingly silly this time around.
edc1a7 No.13617007
The most fun I had with it was getting my brother to ask for the game at my local
FUCKING GAMESTOP
and then leaving without actually buying the game because I already pirated this piece of shit.
>>13607504
HEY LESLIE, SHUT YOUR FUCKING MOUTH!
b1fd4e No.13617041
Smart of them to get some san fran fucks to make the game, being as its south park you can put in all SJW marxist bullshit you want and get the "they are totes making fun of it :^)"
e57679 No.13618088
>>13616095
That's actually worse even though it's basically the right idea.
e57679 No.13618096
>>13617041
>you can put in all SJW marxist bullshit you want and get the "they are totes making fun of it :^)"
I'll never understand those people who believe when they see SJW shit on the screen they think the show is doing it ironically and making fun of it without any argument to back it up. They could have characters say without any repercussions, "Kill all whites," and those people would still defend it. I can't take those people seriously and now I just dismiss them as marketers. Otherwise they're hopeless.
352b6c No.13618118
I played this for 20 minutes and got bored with all the Coonstagram, selfie taking and shit. Stick of Truth was amazing compared to this since it really felt like playing a South Park episode, they really nailed the feel of the series and it was heaven for a SP fan like me with all the references and memories.
This however, feels stale already from the start and I doubt I'll care about finishing it, too busy playing Metroid Prime again.
e57679 No.13618274
>>13618118
>Stick of Truth was amazing compared to this since it really felt like playing a South Park episode, they really nailed the feel of the series and it was heaven for a SP fan like me with all the references and memories.
If Stick of Truth was longer or cheaper it would have been a perfect game.
>This however, feels stale already from the start and I doubt I'll care about finishing it, too busy playing Metroid Prime again.
That's South Park in a nutshell. The series has deteriorated so far that it can't even sustain Comedy Central anymore. CC was begging people on twitter to call their service provider and tell them not to drop CC. The latest episodes of South Park but really the last several seasons have been worse and worse. The episode we got tying into this game was brainless and vapid. I think the biggest punchline to go along with it is that it danced around the issue until the very end, the issue of "muh russia" that the media has been parroting and no one but idiots have been believing.
1d0629 No.13618299
>>13618274
>or cheaper
Why the fuck would you buy a video game?
499204 No.13618325
>>13618299
i hope you never enjoy a thing in your life
8d01ec No.13618376
>>13607606
i mean i like gay shotashit and all but it would really be improved by the addition of a big tiddied ara.
5b6815 No.13618398
>>13616332
they adopted a nigger? or is that his wifes son?
e57679 No.13618409
>>13618398
>that his wifes son?
That's his wife's son. She has the dad's name tattooed on her.
bb8a86 No.13618448
>>13618409
>She has the dad's name tattooed on her.
its like pottery
5b6815 No.13618452
>>13618409
wow some next level cuckoldry
03781a No.13618461
>>13618274
Stick of Truth was a shitty FF1 reskin of a game. It was however a fun south park episode
2bc91f No.13618462
>>13618409
>She has the dad's name tattooed on her
Every time you'd think it can't get worse, it somehow does.
c7f6d8 No.13618469
I finished it, the combat, collecting shit and running around from to place to place is tedious as fuck.
There are some fun jokes and the plot is decent, but playing it is fucking tedious and boring.
I didn't like playing Stick of Truth, but I certainly didn't have to force myself to finish it like I had with this.
Somebody is going to make a 2 hour long movie version of this game and it will be much better than actually playing through it.
f8f022 No.13618491
I fucking hated this shit. Boring, clunky, controls are shit, 3 FUCKING DRM thank god for cracks, shitty story, and I only laughed like once or twice when TSoT made me laugh constantly.
Fuck this game. I pirated the 15 gb of this shit, played for a few hours, then uninstalled. Fuck this shit.
e14f9f No.13618514
>>13607472
is this true? was it for a joke or are they really this SJW now? i know they're anti-trump faggots and i'm not buying the game just on that basis alone but fuck
03781a No.13618530
All words are made up. The most you can say is that you refuse to use useless words that attempts to normalize mental illness by reframing "not insane" as "cisgender".
e57679 No.13618653
>>13618514
>is this true? was it for a joke or are they really this SJW now?
Someone will probably give them the benefit of the doubt and say all of these changes are Ubisoft San Franscisco's design ideas, but Matt and Trey okay these things.
2a8b0e No.13618871
>>13613177
>or at least copied it from Fire Emblem
Considering the success of the mobile game I'm just waiting for something like one of Disney's franchises to make a cash in with that battle system. But speaking of the topic at hand
>Story
The actual main objective of the story is about Cartman finding a missing:cat poster that he ropes the others in getting help with so he can get the hundred dollar reward. The side plot of all this is his hand puppet basically fucking shit up via sneaking cat piss into the drug and alcohols of South Park because "we need a villain for our superhero LARP." Instead of nazi zombie juice there's mutants from the Jurassic Park parody from season one and instead of a surprise betrayal with a climatic battle there's a time travel sequence where you fight the forest animals, yourselves during the fantasy game, ending with beating up Kyle and Cartman because the hand puppet's real but not really and the whole plot doesn't really end but just stops.
f83dab No.13618885
>>13607504
HEY LESLIE, SHUT YOUR FUCKING MOUTH
303630 No.13619075
The whole story takes a shot at Donald Trump and his voting fanbase, because Mitch Connor wants to be mayor to make his franchise bigger than Freedom Pals. So he runs a Trump style campaign.
>>13607504
HEY LESLIE, SHUT YOUR FUCKING MOUTH!
193c1c No.13619095
5d79ee No.13619148
>>13607704
It supposed to be revolting. The joke is that there were two kids who were mistaken as homosexuals. When they tried to say they weren't gay, they found that they were treated worse because being it wasn't diverse enough, so they caved in and pretended to be gay and then Japanese girls started drawing porn of them.
786988 No.13619368
It has Denuvo. Don't worried Fractured But Whole got a day one crack.
dbbe99 No.13622284
I rly wanted this to be good. This is the best timeline to live in, but it's not the perfect timeline.
20474b No.13622454
>>13607504
it was a pretty ez game until the very end
a9ab4f No.13622680
>>13607385
I watched some of it on youtube. Stopped watching sp a long time ago, it's just not my kind of humor anymore. That said, can someone recommend a good turn based strategy game?
16c09c No.13623128
Eh, frankly they should stick to making games instead of cartoons.
Granted, this game isn't great but it manages to do the things other games do without making you notice.
For example, the game has a lot of filler, a shitload of it as a matter of fact but it is paced in a way that it isn't that noticeable at first and I'm sure many normalfags will never even notice that the game is artificially inflating its game time because you need to walk from point A to point Z.
One quest is literally "Go here, then here, then here".
The puzzles are frankly nothing special, tedious actually, many rely on summoning buddies and frankly I don't give much of a fuck about that.
The combat is actually interesting though frankly they could unlock all classes instead of waiting until you get later in the game to unlock the more "powerful" ones.
I suppose another attempt at filler: feeding you new content so you get your fix of dopamine.
Actually thinking about this, this whole game feels like they've studied the freemium bullshit and made a whole game about it… only that the game isn't really pay to not wait.
It's like "Do fun things, do boring thing, do boring thing, do fun thing, do boring thing, do boring thing" and so on so forth.
The customization it's just dumb and I'm not speaking of race/gender/whatever, the equipment isn't really that much relevant: you generally equip the item that improves your stats the most and call it a day, enjoying the pitiful "+10%" shit they occasionally give you.
I suppose you can min max it but I don't really give a damn.
Crafting is just stupid.
Money is overly abundant (you can gain way over the 100$ reward money for saving the cat before actually saving the damn thing).
One thing it does well is that it is somewhat capable of countering people cheesing it (ironically).
That is, it tries constantly to challenge you with anti-cheesing tactics, with actually made me think for that half a second more to cheese the anti-cheesing… still, it's not like they can really help it that much, any game has cheesing techniques, the only way to remove the cheesing is by doing bullshit like Darkest Dungeon and straight up nerf the player.
Overall I'd say it's a nice game if like me you have nothing else better to do and need to waste time while waiting for something nice to actually happen, like waiting for that show you really like to be on, for chimp on Fullderp threads to get a full team or whatever else.
I'd value it around 15$ bucks and it is worth a pirate.
Also the whole "difficulty" and racial bullshit it's just that: bullshit.
None of it matters.
You can tell Jesus you're a chaotic satanist and he doesn't look even remotely disappointed, so don't look forward to any of that shit because it's irrelevant, as many expected it to be.
b8e64f No.13623218
>>13607385
I'm not even off the first street and I don't know if I want to continue.
Stick of Truth was made by people trying to make an RPG and written by people trying to write comedy.
Fractured But Whole was made by people trying to rapidly make a licensed title and written by virtue signaling faggots or someone trying REALLY hard to be ironic
Just in the first couple hours of play, we have Cartman's journal with doodles of his friends having gay sex, Super Craig is gay for Tweek, and Craig's dad collects yaoi (which is really just shnen ai) of the town's children (it's a fucking collection quest) which raises the meta question of whether there's someone in town creating it. Mr Mackey's gender questionnaire and his attempts to reconcile answers with Stick of Truth was entertaining but the rednecks attack even if you're a cisgendered male.
Glitchwise:
we have ridiculously long load times for combat, leaving the characters standing on the field for around a minute doing nothing before it begins
NPCs don't always (or even often) spawn at scene load, and sometimes spawn in an uninitiated state making them impossible to interact with
a couple CTDs
one of the attacking moors didn't clear out my first time so the cinema refused to end and I had to restart
a tutorial message saying to hold the investigate button popped up on the street where you're supposed to learn about using farts against enemies but the encounter didn't spawn at first so the message stuck with me going into houses and overrode everything else in the GUI
and FUCK TOWELY! I just want to have a nice RPG, is that too much to ask?
edc1a7 No.13623271
d0ebb4 No.13623294
>>13607385
>sequel
>done by ubishit's b-team, not obsidian
>ubishit
>sequel
9f12f0 No.13623310
>>13623128
I like how the Jew does the voice for all that.
e89926 No.13623320
>>13618409
>She has the dad's name tattooed on her.
9f12f0 No.13623330
>>13623294
>ubishit's b-team
That shit was Z-team AT THE VERY BEST. All ubisoft sanfran cispigos has done before this was ports of shit like just dance.
b8e64f No.13623339
>>13623218
and 90% of the game's glitches at least can probably be attributed to the engine
SoT ran on Maya Game Engine and worked in fucking Windows 98 on a potato (not exaggerating, check the sysreq). It had its bugs but it was solid
FBW runs in Camel Engine (successor to Dunia 2, which was used for Far cry 3 and Blood Dragon) and runs like ass despite looking worse than its predecessor
d0ebb4 No.13623359
>>13623330
to be fair, all they had to do here was do another story using the same engine as the first one used. it's not like they had to develop any tech for this game.
obviously that was asking too much.
f1e13c No.13623394
>>13607472
Are you playing the appalled British tabloid writer here? Cos you sound it.
They rip the piss out of the concept(s) of people thinking they can fuck around with their gender, they make it clear it's all bullshit noise. Also they didn't foce you, you *could* have played a faggot anon, you do a good impression of one already.
f1e13c No.13623565
>>13617041
>>13618096
The fact that they dare to mention that some of that shit exists AND lampoon it heavily just means you both totally missed the point.
f1e13c No.13623819
The look of the UI is a bit shonky, random items don't have any quality beyond a name that's flashed up in the top right of the screen for a second and then it instantly falls into one of the bland categories of meds/food/scrap/tech so it often just feels like you're collecting nothing. The crafting is pointless/meh but I suppose it's better than just buying stuff but I'm sure it could have been done better, or at least looked more smart.
I wasn't keen on the grid combat at first but it's ok, I suppose, though the QTEs are retard-tier and the most complex QTE stuff is done while you're shitting.
I thought the conceit of repeating the first game's idea of being a social media whore was lazy but what else were they gonna do? There is a bit too much trekking back and forth even when you get all the routes open and fast travel stations active. It's been funny enough so far, not as good as the first but by no means the bottomless pit of SJW marxism 'omg/pol/pol/pol/wftbbq racewar now' that some in these threads would have you believe.
eb19d1 No.13624107
Anyone have a good torrent? Looking for one that doesn't install a god damn bitcoin miner on my computer.
b0dc0c No.13625612
>>13615991
>I was expecting them to not care about the New Kid again
Despite telling everyone to fuck off at the end of the first game and walking out on them you start as the king and everyone's loyal to you.
>lazily reset the friends thing by saying that he and someone else got hacked and make it a quest later in the game to track down the hacker or something
Nope. Now everyone uses Coonstagram which Cartman made for superheroes, even people who aren't playing the Superhero stuff are using it for no reason given. And you get friends by taking/earning selfies with them. Completely shit. I'd have preferred your version.
>>13616550
>He says your backstory sucks, and calls you back to the Coon's lair so you can sit in a chair and get a revision to your backstory for a new power.
I never said you don't get a new power? Not sure what you're replying to but neither time that happens are the stats explained. Also he doesn't actually change the backstory, it stays the same regardless.
>>13618376
South Park has big titty ara in it but they've never done anything with it. You spend a lot of time fighting 6th Graders and there was an episode where they wanted photos of Stan's mom's tits. Coulda expanded upon that.
>>13618409
Maybe she's just a real big fan of Kobe Beef? Like one of those freaks that gets a Taco Bell tattoo to get have free Taco Bell for life or something. Wouldn't put it past a black to try to get something for free or heavily discounted.
8599be No.13626098
Things I hate about the game
>have to be black to increase difficulty and get a trophy
>Macky shilling about retarded genders
>Rednecks still attack you even if you're normal
>'Cops are racists' memes
>Wendy unironically talks with memes and social media during battle
>"South Park need more female superheroes" every time you pass a small girl
>"Retribution but with Inclusion" is the Freedom Pal's retarded slogan
That being said, I really like the combat system.
>Costumes don't affect stats so you can mix and match
>'Might' is the summary of the base stats (str, int, agi, hp) of the whole team and you modify yours specifically with dna strands
>a good strategy can win the game even if your might is lower than the opponents'
>The battles are pretty fun even in Mastermind.
They just changed the name of the stats. It's straight forward, and anyone who didn't get the system are either retarded or weren't paying attention when artifacts/dna strands were introduced. Just play on easy mode if you don't want to explore/craft/level up to get better artifacts or get more slots.
The game is big enough that it overshadowed the sjw shit. You pretty much encounter most of them just once. I like the main story. The game's not funny, but it is entertaining. I chuckled twice when you walked out of your room and your house was excessively covered in blood (it was over the top and I did not expect that), and when I realized I set my religion as 'Atheist' with Jesus. I'm okay with the crafting system. If you play as a black guy, you'll get fewer cash from loots, so buying a main component for 25-50 cents to make 2 consumables is a lot cheaper. You also get to make better artifacts with a high crafting level. The social media part of the game came from tsot, which established that it's one of the new kid's powers, so I can't really fault the game for that. The game also explained the backstory of your social media and fart powers, and the Fractured Butthole was cleverly woven into game, not just as a title. The Craig-Tweek art are too shitty that it's ironic, and I think their storyline was about making fun of bickering couples. PC principal talked about micro aggression, but the minigame was fun and you get free random attacks during battle. I only noticed a bug once (Craig was on the same tile as the enemy when he used the move that makes them change tiles), but you do have to wait for a few seconds at the start of the battle.
507ea4 No.13627252
>>13625612
You got a source for that Ara artwork?
b0dc0c No.13627450
>>13627252
>https://notsafeforpineapples.tumblr.com/tagged/my-art
Be warned. They are a tumblrina and occasionally posts/draws disgusting stuff. This link is only for their drawings and it's mostly stuff that won't repulse you. Good news is that there's lots of Ara drawings there.
But outside of the tag 'my-art' they also post all kinds of nightmares.
Pic unrelated.
6d9c00 No.13627584
>>13624107
check fitgirl's site the repacks are legit with no bs.
933e11 No.13627640
>>13607415
No, this game is shit because it wasn't made by Obsidian but by Ubishit San Francisco.
13d333 No.13627793
>>13607606
Quick, someone phone the BBC.
b0dc0c No.13627929
>>13627793
BBC is pro-pedophile Anon. They don't care.
c7ba76 No.13628090
Can someone help me fix this "press enter to start" black screen? i managed to play a couple hours yesterday (eventually, somehow the black screen didn't occur). But now i have to do it again.
Ive tried the alt+enter shit, also increasing priority and rapid alt+enter spamming to manually load the game which some other people have recommended.
But i'd like to know if there's anyone here who mgiht have encountered it and fixed it somehow.
0fd58b No.13631809
>>13615991
>>13607504
There is one clever bit of satire in the characterization (or lack thereof) of New Kid:
There's an entire web of sidequests devoted to filling out your character sheet with demographic information of "who you are".
In the end, this goes nowhere, and by the end of the game, you still have no idea who New Kid is (as he kills one of his parents with zero emotion).
This is a satire on leftist identity politics, which suggests that your demographic information contains your entire identity.
0fd58b No.13631845
>>13607621
The difference is that one is degenerate in a funny, slapstick way while the other is degenerate in ways conforming to left-wing agendas.
Just think what the muslims would say if you told them fucking children was wrong.
3399f7 No.13631878
>>13607606
So, the Craig x Tweak stuff is a show reference.
On the other hand there is a part where the MC gives an old drunk guy a lap dance while farting. The whole thing felt like thinly veiled pedowood normalization.
0fd58b No.13631890
>>13631878
There's nothing pedo about it if New Kid identifies as an adult.
Captain Diabetes has no excuse.
d0ebb4 No.13631913
>>13607606
you know that most of that shotacon is stuff that matt & trey requested from tumblr for that episode in season 19.
27fdf8 No.13631916
>>13607385
The Stick of Truth was made by Obsidian Entertainment, who also made Fallout: New Vegas and Pillars of Eternity.
The Fractured But Whole was made by Ubisoft San Francisco, who also made The Smurfs 2 and Tetris Ultimate.
Let that sink in.
8599be No.13632002
>>13631890
>>13631878
Just to add, the MC also asks Toolshed and Professor Chaos to shove pipes and hamsters in his ass regularly.
27fdf8 No.13632211
>>13623128
>Eh, frankly they should stick to making games instead of cartoons.
I think you have that backwards.
4d9cc1 No.13632300
When I saw that more brown = harder difficulty, I instantly wrote it off as dogshit. The creators are cucks and Ubisoft was an excellent choice to create their cuck game.
410cfa No.13632342
>>13608362
Satire slips the grasp of most anons.
021d04 No.13632379
>>13632300
i pressed alt+ f4 and uninstalled at that same spot
c22957 No.13632387
This is a gag browser based game sold at a AAA price.
What the fuck do you people even justify it's existence at such a price ?
South park fanboys ? But that has been garbage for a long long while.
20474b No.13632399
>>13632300
>>13632379
That was only a joke and to change the difficulty all you had to do is go in the settings.
0fd58b No.13632493
>>13632399
I find I can handwave a bunch of South Park stuff by figuring out (possibly inventing) a satirical angle for it, but I couldn't figure out any such angle for the "Police sacrificing black people" chapter.
I mean, they literally had the retarded bad guy drop a "white people suffer from racism" line in such a way that he's made to look retarded.
2b31f9 No.13632497
>>13632399
I remember when jokes were funny and not ciphers that I have to decode to determine if they are political virtue signaling. I miss those days.
541090 No.13632680
>south park game not written by actual South Park people and by UBISHIT instead
>he expected it to anything but shit
caf38a No.13632809
>>13631916
>Let that sink in.
Doesn't sound like there isn't all that much too it think about, Stick of Truth was made by devs who knew what they were doing.
Fractured But Whole is just a Cash Grab. After SoT Ubisoft probably said "Anyone could make a game like that" so they got some generic Ubisoft nobodies to make "South Park RPG but this time it's Super Heroes."
27fdf8 No.13632891
>>13632809
The worst part of this imo is that people are still buying it anyway. I can't remember the last time a game was the #1 top seller on Steam with mixed reviews.
541090 No.13632975
>>13632891
They are buying it because South Park and the current trend of 'edgy humor' being in.
d0ebb4 No.13633056
>>13631916
what's there to sink in? obsidian made the original game with whatever engine and assets they built for it, and it was a hit because it was well-written, funny and the gameplay (while not challenging) was at least kinda engaging.
then they shipped the engine down to the cockmuchers out in sanfran and told them to make a new game to milk some more money from the engine and assets they had built, so they tried doing what they could, which to no one's surprise, wasn't much.
d0ebb4 No.13633062
>>13632891
franchise inertia happens, the first one was goty material, so you can expect a certain amount of reflected glory for a sequel.
b8e64f No.13633130
>>13633056
the engines aren't even comparable
Stick of Truth runs on Maya Game Engine, which runs on a potato
Fractured But Whole, for some reason, runs on the latest successor to CryEngine and poorly at that
Matt and Trey really should have put their foot down on this one
27fdf8 No.13633134
>>13633062
>>13633056
>>13632975
My main objection isn't that the game was bad, it's that anyone at any point in time expected this game to be good. It's made by Ubisoft's Z-team based in San Francisco; no one should have ever thought this game would be anything but tripe.
1e4898 No.13633184
>>13607579
Did they just go to tumblr and put fanart in the game?
a22045 No.13633185
>>13633130
>cryengine for a south park game
Dear god why? Even flash would be a better fit considering South Park's animation style.
61ff94 No.13633256
>>13607394
exactly. If I wanted to play a good JRPG I don't think my first choice would one made by liberal Jews Colorado.
61ff94 No.13633261
27fdf8 No.13633308
>>13633184
They ran a contest, so basically yes.
>>13633185
iirc South Park is animated in a heavily-modded 3D engine, that's how they do a bunch of the shots like the opening credits and the "view of the town to set the current scene" shots
0861fc No.13633316
>>13607385
You should kill yourself for even buying this.
b8e64f No.13633344
>>13633185
sorry, let me be more accurate, because it's even worse
Far Cry 3 and Blood Dragon ran not on CryEngine but Dunia Engine 2. Dunia has an offshoot called Camel. That's what FBW is made in
27fdf8 No.13633407
>>13633316
>OP literally says "I didn't buy it" in the second post"
<you post this anyway
caf38a No.13633456
>>13633134
>no one should have ever thought this game would be anything but tripe.
That's true
But me personally, I haven't played the first game and have no plans to play this one either, but I assumed that this one would have been at least on par with the last game. I was unaware that Ubisoft when from getting competent devs to using shit devs.
So I'm guessing most people would assume that FBH was made by the same devs who made SOT and expect the same quality, and that's why the game is selling That plus the SP brand name. Of course it's there own fault for not doing research before buying the game, but that's what I think it's selling.
34d338 No.13634477
>>13618514
>>13607472
it's a joke, the person you replied too was a little to autistic to understand it though, and clearly you were as well. I'm not saying whether or not the joke is funnier or not, but it is clearly played for satire and not for seriousness so could you two should please try a little harder to not be this stupid in the future, thanks
752d2a No.13634489
Just watched for the story on a no commentary youtube, mostly because the game itself didn't look very fun.
ce57a1 No.13634710
how do i turn off towlie? hes so fucking annoying and worse than the morgan freeman handholding
codepunks torrent had him in it, i didnt give ubijews any money, only playing because i like games where i can fight with fists
74c3b8 No.13635838
Holy shit that whole scene with the school gender thing after choosing "Other" was so painful I just uninstalled that shitty game. If the whole lecture about how it's okay to identify as gender neutral was 'South Park humor xD' then I'm glad I don't watch that shit.
e5c26f No.13639541
>>13607606
Watching the credits, the art was done by only two artists.
>>13607504
Just got what constituted an ending and yeah I'm disappointed. The whole plot relies on Mitch Conner, Cartman hand puppet. Never liked him so when the second half of the game is focusing major plot points on him, I felt disconnected. Then throw in the time travel and everything really does go off the rails.
3252a5 No.13639700
Serves you right, you trusted Jews.
2f68d7 No.13641573
>>13607385
It just really isn't funny. Farting jokes and cops arresting blacks for no reason is overdone to say the least. Exploring the same town for the second time isn't exciting either.
There should have been more locations aside from the city itself. Right from the start.
2f68d7 No.13641614
Does someone know if changing difficulty actually affects anything else in the game? Do you get better rewards
Am I missing out on any actual content when palying on easy? Can I still get 100% (theoretically) when switiching down to casual for one boss fight?
A friend wanted me to show him the game and the fights just take way too long on harder difficulties. Now I don't know if I should proceed with my save after the fights I did on casual difficulty or load my older save.
f92b2a No.13641621
Its a pretty shoddy console port too, keyboard controls are all over the place.
079844 No.13641627
>>13607504
HEY LESLIE SHUT YOUR FUCKING MOUTH
2af4b4 No.13641643
>Goes from a Bad Paper Mario Clone that people put up with because nintendo wouldn't make any new ones to Battle Network that literally nobody wanted
>Being surprised it was shit
Really what were you expecting? I mean at this point the only one to blame is yourself for being stupid enough to get it.
cfac67 No.13641650
Salright, pretty comfy
i like how i can wear what ever outfit combination i want without having to worry about one gaving higher defense than the other.
I do think they missed the ball with how they introduced the new combat system.
whent he game stated and your still playing fantasy the combat should have been the system that was in SoT and then when you start playing super heroes it switches combat system.
i'd like this to be a trilogy but not sure what else they can dress up as.
Sci-fi maybe?
f92b2a No.13641659
>>13641614
You get less money from combat the higher the difficulty. Since money is almost everywhere in the game and the amount you find in the world isn't affected by difficulty the whole thing is pointless. They probably added it as an afterthought hoping it would blow up into some huge controversy and it would generate free publicity for the game.
2e1af5 No.13641681
>>13641650
This might just be the most retarded post I've seen all day. From the formatting to the statements, just fucking terrible.
068157 No.13642638
>>13607504
That is some good bait. From complaints that there isn't enough hand holding all the way down to the game is for intellectual high IQ only and all the farting ruins it. Is this a copy paste from somewhere else?
004dba No.13643078
>>13623565
What lampooning? You can give out all your little factoids on being a genderfluid, rotorsexual otherkin, and the most that happens is rednecks attack you when leaving, but they attack you for being a straight white guy too. No one mocks the SJWism, they just added it in. In fact, the microagression shit from PCPrincipal will actually get you attacks of opportunity as if it were a good thing rather than a negative corroding sjw influence.
Suck Matt & Treys dick more.
bed58b No.13643256
I liked it a lot. Sorry ya didn't, OP.
ce57a1 No.13643357
thinking about it, comparing this one to the original, theres a lot less 'offensive' jokes and more 'reality based satire' jokes
like, im 5 hours in, and so far theres nothing as ridiculous as underpants gnomes getting crushed under your dads balls (you dont even see your dad fuck your mom even though its repeated like 30 million times for your backstory), you dont get anally probed and use ass powers to break a dildo off in your ass, you just keep having to change your sex / gender /race etc
closest to 'risque' so far was the tame for south park lap dance scene. kind of dissappointed, i miss shock humor.
e66a1e No.13643428
I liked the combat a lot more than the first one, but that's about it. The story was lukewarm and I merely chuckled a couple of times. What ruined it for me though was the fucking retarded amount and reliance on scat and fart jokes. It's never funny, it's just disgusting. When you far on Scott's face to get him into Hulk-rage is probably the most disgusting thing I've seen in the game. Scat is just something I am involuntarily repulsed by, my stomach churns just thinking about it. The first game had its shares with the fart-jutsu shit, but it was not even close to this bullshit.
004dba No.13643506
>>13643357
Aren't you the same kid as the first game? Don't you maneuver between your dad and mom fucking when you're shrunk down or was that another kids parents?
ce57a1 No.13643515
>>13643506
you're still the new kid but honestly its so choppy it might as well be a brand new new kid
4cbfa5 No.13643631
>>13632300
>>13632379
>>13632399
haven't played the game, but I heard playing as a black character makes the game easier because you earn more money by mugging enemies
068157 No.13643868
>>13643631
No, that is just a joke that Cartman makes during character creations. Everything about your character can be during the game. Mr.Mackey can change your gender, PC Principle can change your ethnicity, Cartman can change your class, ext. None of these things change the story at all. It just changes the random comments characters make when you walk around.
Will say the pirated copy has not had any of the issues that the denovo version has and I'm at the point where you get your 4th class. Taking photos was a good way to note in game where you have to go back to once you get later abilities but there is no way to clear photos or organize them to make it easy to find. New combat is more fun then the last game but still no challenge even with it at hardest setting. Even with all the options for your character's abilities there isn't much of a point since there is no challenge in combat. In the end this game has all the same downfalls of the first game with all the bad writing of the current show. A bloated collect-a-thon worth a pirated play-though for a few chuckles.
Side note does it seem like this game has a much larger focus on putting stuff in your characters butt then last game? Not like hahaha look at Randy getting anally probed but look what useful shit your character can do when things are put/sucked back into your butt.
c6b1bf No.13645207
>>13607385
>Anyone else extremely disappointed by Fractured But Whole
That game is very inferior to the first !
I am very disapointed to in it :/
All this wait for a game which seems half-made , and already in the cartoon I couldn't stand that lame shite with Cartman talking with his hand ! And it it part of the whole story !
I am glad that I didn't buy the season pass
068157 No.13648655
Ok, just finished and god damnit why couldn't the entire game be like everything that happens once you go to the genetics lab and after. That whole thing was actually fun.
f56436 No.13648760
>enjoyed Stick of Truth
>played through it once
>never touched it again
Haven't been excited at all about Fractured Butthole. I like South Park. The first game was charming but kind of shallow. Might get this on sale if it's under $20
f56436 No.13648773
>>13632300
>>13632379
>not getting the joke
f5d775 No.13649487
>>13639541
>Watching the credits, the art was done by only two artists.
Really? Interesting.
>Just got what constituted an ending and yeah I'm disappointed.
I haven't watched the ending but the moment he showed up in the plot I knew I wouldn't be satisfied.
>>13648773
People get the joke but it's still bullshit to lock parts of the game behind certain character customization options like race. That's the kind of shit I'd expect Dragon Age games to do now.
7283ee No.13649527
>>13649487
The difficulty of the game is actually a selectable menu in the first fight. Your skin color has nothing to do with the actual difficulty of the game.
8599be No.13649606
>>13648655
This. The 1st and 2nd night missions are okay.
>>13648773
>>13649527
>skin color options are available
>have to be black from the start and stay black to get a platinum trophy
>you have to be black for an added scene/interaction during the 3rd night
>have to be black to get Morgan Freeman's pick artifact
>Morgan Freeman won't fight back if you're black
If it was just a comment for a fake difficulty setting, and you'll still get the platinum trophy for playing in Mastermind regardless of race, then it's just a joke. But the game is practically forcing you to be black for that. I'm guessing they did that so the players won't miss the unique interactions in the game, which makes it a social commentary, not a joke.
fe58b0 No.13649710
>>13649606
This
>>13648773
>le it's a joke against you racists xDxD le privileged whites xDxD
No man, if they forced you to be white just to not have content locked, SJWs would have had an aneurism
But doing it like this is being racist, regardless of your agenda
Ironic, their anti-racist comment has left them looking like racists, that's what they get for trying to be cheeky and get diversity points
20d067 No.13649866
>>13610220
You're not looking any less like a redditor with that response
8599be No.13651357
>>13628090
>Alt+enter to change it to window mode
>set the correct resolution
>change set the screen to windowed fullscreen
c6b1bf No.13652099
>>13607385
>Anyone else extremely disappointed by Fractured But Whole
That game is very inferior to the first !
I am very disapointed to in it :/
All this wait for a game which seems half-made , and already in the cartoon I couldn't stand that lame shite with Cartman talking with his hand ! And it it part of the whole story !
I am glad that I didn't buy the season pass>>13639541
>Just got what constituted an ending and yeah I'm disappointed. The whole plot relies on Mitch Conner, Cartman hand puppet. Never liked him so when the second half of the game is focusing major plot points on him, I felt disconnected. Then throw in the time travel and everything really does go off the rails.
I felt the same, every Cartman puppets hand ruin everything
2f68d7 No.13652405
>farts xDDD
I'm 25. I don't find it funny at all. I played the game with my niece yesterday. She chuckled at first but then didn't find it funny the next 80 times either. A fucking child.
What were they thinking? What kind of people are they targeting with this?
Why is this game such a boring, repetitive mess?
068157 No.13652409
>>13652099
The ending felt more like the old South Park before it became a megaphone for two aging men trying to make fart joke & forced political satire classy so their kids wouldn't be embarrassed.
Since Cartman is not the center of attention he must ruin everyone's fun, things get way out of hand, people die, mayhem ensues, the town is nearly destroyed, and in the end everyone moves on like as if none of the terrible things happened. No forced political shit, just trying to survive a situation that got very out of hand. Ya, it is not original but it looks good when compared to the complete shit that was the game up to that point.
>Strip club (almost stopped playing at that point as well)
>Everything in the cop station at night
>Random Crab People that doesn't go anywhere
Only two points earlier in the game gave me a chuckle, first cousin Kyle encounter, and Doctor Timmy.
068157 No.13652452
>>13652405
Thank god the game farts, vomits, shit, and queefs money/resources at such an insane rate they are never a factor. Also how does this article know that? Did they test to see if drops change? Or did they compare a boss drop to a random encounter? There were claims that the skin slider changes difficulty but nothing changes.
1765b6 No.13652514
>The racist difficulty settings have offended me
we have come full circle
6928ae No.13652540
>>13607504
HEY LESLIE, SHUT YOUR FUCKING MOUTH
61ff94 No.13652590
>>13652514
But its not a "difficultly setting" you dumb nigger, its only cosmetic. A unfunny throw away gag from another anti-white liberal Jew.
805dd1 No.13652608
>>13652514
You have to go back, goon
1765b6 No.13652675
>>13652590
>its only cosmetic
>a throw away gag
Then that's even less reason to get upset over it.
f1e13c No.13652739
>>13635838
>>13643078
No matter what you choose you're treated with kid gloves and like you're a victim of oppression (even when you're not) because that's how EVERYONE who harps on this gendershit, from SJW to /pol/ack behaves. They want soooo badly to be in the victimised camp so they can justify being their inherent cuntyness.
70a48c No.13653631
>>13607394
I don't know why someone would ever buy a game.
e384ab No.13654497
>>13654463
thats like mid 90's mate…
c6b1bf No.13654586
>>13654497
>thats like mid 90's mate…
and 'member when ?
5559b3 No.13654695
>>13652739
south park shill please leave.
feaffa No.13654769
>>13610220
Damn I would love to shit on your grandma, faggot
8d0ec7 No.13656381
>>13654463
>'member when southpark were good
>singular noun
>were
>>13654586
>no… neither
>instead of: neither… nor
'member when people had an adequate grasp of english grammar?
021d04 No.13656399
>>13652590
lol the landwhale was killed by her own weight
70a48c No.13656460
>>13607385
really i didn't think the game was BAD it was just disappointing. the first game was more charming and much funnier.
f5d775 No.13658225
>>13649527
I said it locks parts of the game behind being black, not that it makes the game difficulty change.
f5d775 No.13658553
99730b No.13658743
>>13652590
>But its not a "difficultly setting"
Yes it is, it affects how much money you get in the game and the loot drops, you kike.
8599be No.13659292
>>13658312
sauce: game
>need to be black until the end and play in Mastermind to get the platinum trophy
This is inconsequential but
>need to be black to receive pick artifact from Morgan Freeman
>added interaction: parents are also in prison when you visit the police station to rescue Classi
>>13658743
That's not true, or their shitty programmers fucked up and they're going to patch it.
8d0ec7 No.13659337
>>13659292
>sauce: game
And here I thought someone made a doujin of the goth chick. I would've fapped to that. Thanks, though.
b9323d No.13659475
I, too, fucking hated the game. Decided to play SoT to see how different they were, it literally takes twice the amount of time to traverse the town in Fractured than it does in Stick. EVERYTHING takes at least twice the amount of time to do, even using the fucking metroidvania skills. SoT, need to use a skill? Equip it, use it and that's it. Takes less than ten seconds, and that's with me fumbling with just slapping LB/RB to quick swap between the ability. Need to do something in Fractured? Need to highlight the item you want to use your skill on, select the right partner, wait for a cutscene of the partner appearing, do a QTE, wait for the cutscene of them doing what you want them to do, wait for the cutscene of them leaving. Every. Single. Time. And there's easily more than three times the amount of unlocking shit as there were in SoT. Or how about you being able to kill over half the enemies in the game using the environment? Completely gone in Fractured, hope you enjoy the long slog of waiting multiple turns of maneuvering your melee characters in combat. It felt like the game was designed around wasting your time after SoT was shit on for being short.
044821 No.13660445
Just finished the game and it was okay, not more and not less. What i didn't like was the lack of side-quests compared to the first game. Also no fun stuff like a Jew-class or anything like that. It was like they lost the plot from the last game and now took themselves too seriously, even though the last game took the piss out of RPG-games.
f301af No.13660459
>>13660445
It was made by an entirely different team, right?
37de07 No.13660466
>>13607490
>>13607497
What's funny is is that the mp4 that faggot posted was honest to god one of the top cat posts on plebbit a day or two ago. Source, I'm also a faggot who is subbed to about 1 million different cat subs.
c6b1bf No.13660511
>>13654497
>thats like mid 90's mate…
and 'member when ?>>13656381
>>singular noun
>
>>were
sorry (not sorry) bad use of my understanding of "modal preterit" in enlgish ?
I wish I were right !
I wasn't sure !
c6b1bf No.13660514
>>13656381
>>singular noun
>
>>were
sorry (not sorry) bad use of my understanding of "modal preterit" in enlgish ?
I wish I were right !
I wasn't sure !
c6b1bf No.13660520
>>13656381
>>instead of: neither… no
Thanks for having corrected me , I learnt english by surfing the internet
3cad13 No.13660645
>yfw South Park uses the same engine as The Divison
ffce72 No.13660684
>>13654463
Last season was such a fucking mess
044821 No.13660807
>>13660459
Yes, but you would think a decent team looks at what was good and working and develop that further.
56a233 No.13660892
>>13607385
>expecting minimum quality from Ubishit
49861a No.13661385
>>13607472
go back to sleep grandpa.
i hate that we have to use made up gender labels. fuck this gay earth. this is all a dream right anon?
f5d775 No.13661465
>>13659337
He thinks you're asking for the source of what I wrote and not the image I posted. The image is a one off image, not part of a dojinshi about the goth chick.
004dba No.13661615
>>13660892
I'm not seeing what the issue is here? Is it just because she's a woman, or am I missing some sjw shit in the article? It looks like she's just talking about gallows humor to lighten dark situations.
044821 No.13661640
>>13661615
>Humour in a game in an "intellectual way"
>Fill it with fart and poop humour
I've heard 6 year olds being funnier than this game tbh. The only time i laughed was when Cartman pulled out that big needle from Pulp Fiction to wake up Craig.
f5d775 No.13661652
>>13661615
>or am I missing some sjw shit in the article?
She's doing a panel on humor in games with Zoe Quinn on the panel. Kind of a weak connection to innate badness, that image needs to have more and/or worse shit on it to sell what it's trying to do. I don't think anyone cares enough to search for it, though.
>>13661640
To be fair she didn't pick the style of humor South Park's been like that since its inception.
7e825a No.13661653
>>13661615
Look at who here co-panelists are.
ad4acb No.13661716
>>13661615
For me, the issue is "narrative designer". It's one of those "do nothing, grab paycheck" - positions.
26be60 No.13662124
>All these pictures of Princess Kenny
2e1af5 No.13662301
>>13661615
>panel on humor in games
>with Zoe Quinn
<I'm not seeing what the issue is here?
Honestly though I'm more concerned to see that Brian Mitsoda's wife has a hyphenated last name, though her being the project lead explains why Doublebear's new game has such a goofy setting.
a562b6 No.13662358
>>13661652
>Kind of a weak connection to innate badness
kind of ? you mean totally
8763a2 No.13663973
A lot of the naysayers in this thread are people who never got into South Park, or stopped watching it when it wasn't the cool kid thing to do anymore. They forget that this game is not for them. It was made for fans.
It's every bit as good as Stick of Truth, with a deeper, tactical battle system. If you are a fan of the series you will fully appreciate it; if you're not a fan of the series, you won't enjoy it as much.
4b8333 No.13664208
(spoilers) https://hooktube.com/watch?v=KKNvbyYS9NI (skip to 13:40)
WRONG SIDE OF HISTORY
044821 No.13664504
>>13663973
Eh, shut up you fucking shill.
49b69d No.13664577
>>13607385
>I'm like 7 or so hours in
>I'm like
>like
Stop this anon.
f5d775 No.13664703
>>13662124
Princess Kenny is perfecto.
>>13662358
Not really. Being on a panel with someone doesn't mean you support them. If it did then every debate would be impossible to have because everyone would instantly agree with one another.
6c0159 No.13664736
a562b6 No.13664787
>>13664703
that's what i said:
>it's a weak connection to innate badness
f5d775 No.13664815
>>13664787
Oh shit, I misread what you wrote. My bad.
f2593b No.13665263
This thread is pretty fucking gay. I have to assume that OP is a faggot for creating it.
c6f54b No.13665355
>>13663973
Absolutely wrong. I was a big fan of South Park up until a year ago. I wanted this game to be good, to make up for the last cluster-fuck of a season that was put out. I defended them against those "wasn't a cool kids thing" people too, mainly because I grew up watching it. It isn't a good game, not at all. SoT was funny, and felt like a really long SP episode, this is just pure crap, cash grab with social commentary.
Mysterion is my favorite SP gag/character, and I still hated this game
4bfdf2 No.13667594
>>13663973
Nice bait, everything was going okay up until after Captain Chaos then it kind of just goes all over the place from there. And everything you can get except costumes and artifacts is worthless vendor trash and the titles do ????? since I didn't see anything tangible outside achievement whoring I stopped hunting for it. Also the unskippable cut scenes in battle sequences are awful and slows everything down.
a562b6 No.13668443
>>13665355
> I grew up watching it.
<yet he complains about containing
> social commentary.
4bfdf2 No.13668715
>>13668443
It breaks down pretty quickly when making fun of the Left, outside deliberately calling yourself a straight hetero male and causing hicks to attack you it breaks down into pro-BLM with virtually no jabs against black people, and "Trump is Mitch Conner" symbolism. Note that even with all the Jew dick sucking the Jews are still mocked left and right throughout the show, and you can even beat the shit out of Kyle's mom with Jew music to add to the touch of the fight but Niggers? Closest thing to that is the pimp fight.
044821 No.13668963
>>13668715
Eh, they were kinda mocking the whole "The police are racists who is just targeting niggers"-meme with them locking up and feeding niggers to an elder god who's name is "Shove Niggers at".
a562b6 No.13669274
>>13668715
kyle's mom is a meme, since the 1st season. she is the ultimate PTA. of course you would fight her.
south park isn t about free joke. there is always a meaning behind it. why would you punch nigger ? this aint /pol/: the animated series's video game
aside from a few episode "With Apologies to Jesse Jackson" or "world war zimmerman" they mostly packed niggers with hispanic and other immigrants.
Jews behave like a race independant and close. that's why jew are targeted specificaly and nigger aren't .
even during the episode when token get in love with Nicole thanks to cartman … they still wasn't targeting nigger specifically with "because black belong together" but kyle mention that it happend also to the hispanic (that cartman and cupidme) put together.
south park was never about bashing nigger specifically even if that's what you want it to be.
token is a side character, Kyle is a main character, of course you will have much more jokes about jews than black.
<the moment when you realise that maybe all thoses Anon want the MCs to be composed of :
>one fat white racist boy
>one jew
>one black who's parent are into music
>one poor hispanic that never die and come back everytime
so that they could makes jokes about black/hispanic/immigrant as much as they make about jews… and then they complain abotu sjw ..
now you can mock my terrible english
c6b1bf No.13669605
>>13669274
I wonder when South Park started to becoming bad :
- When they stop to Kill Kenny to each episode ?
- When they stop to say : "I think I learnt something today"
- When they started to focuse on "trending social news" ?
Or something else ?
But the game reflet the actual show !
I agree I was hyped until Professor Chaos fall, it stay somehow rather good with the cops, but when the Cartman's puppet show take the whole story game it sucked more and more at each second passing
f8f022 No.13670062
>>13669274
>>one poor hispanic that never die and come back everytime
>Kenny
>Hispanic
They're white trash you fucking dipshit.
a562b6 No.13670212
>>13670062
that my fcuking point your moron
he is still white , stan isn't the black dude who have his dad into music.
f8f022 No.13670247
>>13670212
>>13670212
>i only read the greentext and I only realize that now
I am a dense motherfucker god damn it.
f8f022 No.13671902
>>13664703
>people taking the kenny is a trap JOKE JOKE IS THE FUCKING KEYWORD and turning it into anime owo what's this shit
Kenny is pure, you fucking degenerates.
c42f9b No.13672200
>>13669274
>south park isn t about free joke.
Most of this game was just fart jokes, and I'm confused on how you got "I want South park to exclusively bash niggers" from "South Park will rip into Jews but this game didn't do that much for Nigger jokes compared to the Jew jokes".
>token is a side character, Kyle is a main character, of course you will have much more jokes about jews than black.
There actually isn't many Jew jabs outside Kyle's side quests and kite=kike puns the Eldar God is a night mission putting it on the "main quest" line. Absolutely no sensible connection is made between anything either past Captain Chaos, then when it does seem to be making sense "suddenly time travel to make the Mitch Conner is Trump symbolism" and "wait how the fuck did Cartmen even know about the time travel before it even happened".
3ec987 No.13675365
>>13633062
>franchise inertia happens
Reminder that Battle Network 4 sold better than Battle Network 3, despite being hands down the worst entry in the series, and immediately following the best one.
062390 No.13676318
I pirated it and had fun playing it.
f537b8 No.13676404
>>13671902
Nothing stands in the way of my girl fetish, nerd.
b550bb No.13676536
>>13612090
>Cops are all cultists feeding them poor innocent pocs to a Elder God
Wow, this game sounds based
b550bb No.13676541
>>13669274
>white boy
>specifies boy when descibring a white character
>doesn't call the black character black boy or the Jewish character jew boy
Found the shitskin.
7b40f3 No.13677537
>>13632211
Honestly FbW is way better than the last three seasons of South Park.
a562b6 No.13677692
>>13676541
>Found the shitskin.
i guess you did
:^)
8ff34f No.13677814
>this shitty kike show still gets attention
holy shit how?
d361b0 No.13677841
>get a power trip at the begging of the game as King Douchebag
>later in the game you go back to that point in time and you get to beat up your past self in superhero mode, showing how much powerful you are than before
>you can even unlock a secret fart power that lets you duplicate yourself for a couple of turns
>you can effectively kill yourself in the past using another past version of yourself you conjured out of your ass
That kinda redeems all the Ubibloat this game had.
I want the next game to be all weeb bullshit like in that episode where Butters got a ninja star stuck on his eye. But this time get Ubisoft as far away from it as humanly possible.
862146 No.13679133
not surprised 8/v/ is buttblasted about a game in which you get SJW certificate and bash the fash for microaggresions
8f2a42 No.13680883
>>13607385
Im a few hours in and honestly I dont see the point in continuing this pile of crap. It has Ubisoft written all over it and to make it worse it has DLC (and fucking story dlc). It was only a matter of time before the creatores showed their true inner kikes.
224b36 No.13681052
>>13679133
PC Principle is introduced punching the lights out of some guy for saying something innocuous then turns around and beats the fuck out of his friend whom he was "defending" earlier. You get free punches in for pretty much any insult no matter how absurd the idea it's exclusive to one group. The problem is that the game doesn't take this absurdity and play it up for all it's worth in every facet of the game, this includes the time travel instead of the fake padding, the game's story length should've been doubled with Mitch Conner's final boss fight and scenes being the real climax then all the crazy shit like the Lovecraft cult being the second half of the story as Cartmen's shenanigans leads to one giant clusterfuck.
But no. That's not how it plays out.
3399f7 No.13681489
>>13680883
The last act of the game is okay, but yeah probably isn't worth it.
849a92 No.13681613
Anyone else feel like you've played this before? It's exactly like every other ubisoft game
a643c9 No.13688962
i liked wendy in this game, she made me laugh, even with her memey shit, and referencing 4chan by name
b85db8 No.13689010
>>13688962
I actually agree. The delivery was't cringy or preachy unlike a lot of the other shit in this game, even if the lines themselves were.
cd0aa5 No.13689032
>>13607385
Wasted $100 on the gold box version. Game is trash.
Pirated stick of truth and loved it. They got me this time.
a643c9 No.13689037
>>13689010
im not done with the game yet, but im pretty sure im close to the end, and idk, nothing has really made me CRINGE yet. i just haven't found it as funny as the first game, ive only actually laughed a couple times through the game.
c917f6 No.13689115
>fractured but shit
Is that all the creativity you have?
6a414d No.13689410
>>13688962
I want to like Wendy but she felt like such a blank character.
All she does is show up to save your ass, then joins your party as the "I can do everything" teammate that actually takes things seriously while everyone else is dawdling.
Too half-baked to be a mary sue, but with no quirks or flaws to put her on the same level as the boys.
a643c9 No.13689957
>>13689410
wendy is super good in the game.
idk, he 'flaw' is that she is the feminist SJW stand in and you aren't supposed to like her because of that
f7c5e7 No.13689972
>>13607385
I had a great time playing it, but I'm not as jaded as most people on 8ch
5acb71 No.13690212
>>13618409
>>13616332
Is it true if you play as a black character the game difficulty is raised? Also lol at Trey raising his own miniature Don Lemon.
a643c9 No.13690277
>>13690212
no, its a joke you faggots.
you pick later the 'combat difficulty'
3399f7 No.13696319
>>13690277
Cops will attack you earlier in the game if you are black. You get an item from Morgan Freeman for being black. I heard there is a difference in the money you earn but I haven't paid close attention to that.
Also, you have to be black all of a game with Mastermind difficulty on to get one of the acievements if you are a completionist.