a2d7c3 No.13586657
>Not enough rift tokens to collect every item in the slot-machine mini-game.
>it's not even an even number, you need 3 to play the slot game and you end up with one when you run out
>dev claims they didn't have any foresight when placing the number of rift tokens they just replaced half the yarn with them
>then when pushed about it he backpedals and claims it was actually intentional to "incentivize you to play workshop mods"
I know for a fact this isn't a feature because I opened console commands and spawned tokens and when I ran out of things to get in the rift orb slot machine there's no diologue telling me "there's nothing left to receive". it just eats the tokens and sometimes crashes the game.
And even if that WERE the case. fucking think about it; this is a collect-a-thon where you can't collect every item in the vanilla game.
Don't forget, they also lied about co-op. It's no where to be found. It was removed so they didn't have to wait to get multiplayer certification on ps4/xbone for release. yet they still advertised it having co-op at launch.
1b4f18 No.13586674
I present to you the likeness of the video game dev.
1a537a No.13586677
>>13586657
it was a fun game
I dont care
166f11 No.13586684
>Call out their bullshit as first post reply in an older thread
>Immediately had my post deleted
Just sayin
35da02 No.13586693
>>13586677
loli porn when?
307c72 No.13586698
That's pretty stupid but I don't care about getting all the extras and who the fuck wants to play this with multiplayer? And when are the modding tools going to be a thing?
166f11 No.13586746
>>13586698
You're missing the point. It doesn't matter if there's multiplayer or not, it's because the dev said there would be multiplayer but it's not there. That's blatant false advertising.
Additionally, they made an incomplete game and said "lol mods will fix it"
416185 No.13586762
>>13586657
Since this is a Hat in Time thread and I assume everyone who wanted to play it has either bought it or pirated it at this point, what are your thoughts?
I pirated it, myself, and I think it was very cute. Not a particularly long game and the collectathon wasn't abysmal as most 3D platformers make it.
The art in the game is superb, I gotta say.
2040cc No.13586770
>>13586657
>this is a collect-a-thon where you can't collect every item in the vanilla game
Wew fucking lad.
967df4 No.13586803
>>13586693
>inb4 someone posts Shadman's chromatically-aberrated, deformed grease gremlins
72615f No.13586805
>>13586762
The art may be good, but some of the models are very bad or unpolished. Hat kid and moustache girl's models don't look anywhere near as good as the art, for example.
307c72 No.13586852
>>13586746
Yes that's shitty of the devs to promise a feature and not have it on release, I agree. Base gameplay is good though and that's all I really care about and these little problems (getting all the different hat fashions and music track swaps I guess) will actually be fixed by mods (because I will fucking mod that). There are bigger problems like some weird models and invisible walls in time rifts that affect the actual game
967df4 No.13586856
>>13586853
I want to fuck Erin
416185 No.13586867
>>13586805
Yeah, I can agree to that. I also wish Mustache girl didn't have a mustache. Makes her much less fappable.
90c415 No.13586890
>this is a collect-a-thon where you can't collect every item in the vanilla game
Not the first time this happened.
35da02 No.13586931
>>13586853
>mfw not loli lewds
you monster, i hope you marry a 3DPD women
ae7f07 No.13586973
>>13586931
It's totally a loli, it says so on the book right there. She is just a bit tall
30f14e No.13586983
>>13586746
This game was also originally supposed to come out three bloody years ago, was it not?
I love how normalfags whine about how this piece of unpolished shite was "overshadowed by Cuphead", when really, it was simply forgotten because it took five bloody years to come out after the kickstarter.
cfcf41 No.13587006
Have we gotten any lewd/pantsu mods yet?
e2d2dc No.13587042
>>13586983
>normalfags
>buying Hat in Time
Wrong demographic anon
8757a5 No.13587102
>>13586746
>That's blatant false advertising.
Kickstarter is not an advertisement for a product because the product does not exist. It's only a solicitation for money.
cc6f3c No.13587119
>>13586983
WHAT game is this
ae7f07 No.13587123
>>13587119
It's a crop of a porn pic
f21272 No.13587126
>>13587119
It's your IQ.
It doesn't exist.
e042fa No.13587153
OP, I'm not going to defend the developers, but multiplayer isn't scrapped, it's coming.
6291cc No.13587161
>>13586657
Even if the game ends up sucking, at least we got Hat Loli.
30f14e No.13587167
>>13587153
>game takes five years to make
>is still unfinished
/agdg/ makes games faster than these fuckers do.
55ab15 No.13587172
>>13587143
fuck off retard
e042fa No.13587188
>>13587167
AGDG makes RPGMaker games and 5 minute long unity games faster, yes. Yeah, this is unacceptably slow, but it's still a better game than Yooka Laylee at least. Even if it's missing multiplayer and workshop support and A FUCKING TOTALS SCREEN. I mean how the FUCK do you make a 3d collectathon platformer without a totals screen?
d7124e No.13587196
>>13587126
To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand Rick and Morty. The humour is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of theoretical physics most of the jokes will go over a typical viewer’s head. There’s also Rick’s nihilistic outlook, which is deftly woven into his characterisation- his personal philosophy draws heavily from Narodnaya Volya literature, for instance. The fans understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of these jokes, to realise that they’re not just funny- they say something deep about LIFE. As a consequence people who dislike Rick & Morty truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn’t appreciate, for instance, the humour in Rick’s existential catchphrase “Wubba Lubba Dub Dub,” which itself is a cryptic reference to Turgenev’s Russian epic Fathers and Sons. I’m smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as Dan Harmon’s genius wit unfolds itself on their television screens. What fools.. how I pity them. 😂
And yes, by the way, i DO have a Rick & Morty tattoo. And no, you cannot see it. It’s for the ladies’ eyes only- and even then they have to demonstrate that they’re within 5 IQ points of my own (preferably lower) beforehand.
62eba3 No.13587199
>>13587143
It's too late.
It was always too late.
967df4 No.13587203
>>13587196
Mark, filter this copypasta to "please disregard me, i suck cocks"
c01e5e No.13587227
>>13586762
I loved the gameplay and the art/music. More challenge levels would be nice.
307c72 No.13587249
>>13587143
>>13587172
>>13587180
Anyway I would like to add more environmental objects to interact with like the mushrooms in subcon forest, the parasols in mafia town, etc etc. as well as powerups like the shoes in banjo kazooie. I was also thinking of a badge that resets the amount of green collectables/money/whatever they're called you get each time you enter a level but you gain movespeed and jump-height as you gather them
e3f3eb No.13587269
>>13587196
Oh you think you're SOOOO CLEVER. Not even mr. metokur could realize that was hard bait
Watch Earthworm Jim instead. It's got the humor.
b5963f No.13587275
>>13587269
It's a pasta retard.
e3f3eb No.13587282
ac8941 No.13587355
>>13586867
I want to cum on her mustache.
3098eb No.13587365
So basically the dev's a fucking retard that goes "b-but mods will fix it"
He's our goy
ae7f07 No.13587388
>>13587365
He is a chosen one though.
ae7f07 No.13587391
Wait shit, wrong dev in mind
30f14e No.13587423
>>13587391
>>13587388
Well. they ran a kikestarter, so they're definitely the chosen people.
cdf7dc No.13587638
>>13587282
Found the newfag
cfcf41 No.13587986
>Use ice pad to jump across area
>Get a rift token
>Try to jump back
>Clips on part of a birdhouse that it shouldn't because quality
>Fall into abyss for a solid 10 seconds
>Brought back up from fall
>Still frozen and spinning
>Can't do anything
>After 10-20 seconds the game starts drowning me
>Run out of air and die
>Finally respawn normally
Fucking birdstop.
cfcf41 No.13588441
>Stuck at 39 time pieces even after the finale
>No idea where to go
Fuck.
24a42a No.13588453
>>13586657
>collect-a-thon
>need mods to collect everything
I don't even like collectathons and this disgusts me.
e042fa No.13588475
>>13588441
Have you put together the relics? Have you done the time vortexes?
cfcf41 No.13588480
>>13588475
The relics is the only thing I haven't done. They lead to a time piece? Didn't think they were that important.
35640e No.13588481
It's not really a collectathon because they don't do shit like "collect 100 coins to get a star" or "100 notes to get a jiggy." The collecting is extremely lax. 40 time peices, yarn is irrelevant after you get all the hats, and who gives a fuck about some remixes or hat skins in a slot machine?
e38599 No.13588486
>>13587143
You're too late my friend.
e042fa No.13588487
>>13588480
Yeah, they unlock time vortexes. And you have gone back to levels too, right? I know Mafiatown gets a number of time pieces later on.
e042fa No.13588490
>>13588481
You never got a jiggy for 100 notes.
16551c No.13588516
>>13588490
Oh right, I haven't played it in ages so I forget. Notes were for access to certain doors I remember that now. Still, that is a barrier of entry only passed via large amounts of collection. This game doesn't have that same barrier really. Some levels unlock via spending Pons but I always had more than enough without even trying.
cfcf41 No.13588523
>>13588487
I had forgotten about the race in Mafia town, which was my 39th piece. Seems like that was the only one I forgot from there. As for relics, I think the only thing I'm missing is one of the cows. I'm sure I'll be able to find it with that one badge. I'll get on that tomorrow.
Thanks for the help.
4f5590 No.13588542
Brunettes with green/blue eyes are God-tier. Even moreso if they're lolis or have a simple, neat ponytail.
e042fa No.13588556
>>13588523
Mafia boss in a jar has a relic hunter badge for you. There's a platform in the dweller room off of the peaks, one in the brew room off of the movies and two in the main room.
e18d4c No.13588583
Face it, it's another failed Kikestarter.
>awful character designs
>awful voice acting
>autistic hat gimmicks
>autistic writing
Why'd you expect anything good out of a game advertising itself as "cute as heck."
b86957 No.13588607
>>13586657
Didn't the main game dev/schmuck own SLAG gaming in tf2? Also, he got into some shit with MaxofS2D years ago, iirc. Not only that, but wasn't this in development for years?
c01e5e No.13588629
5d4314 No.13588632
>>13588607
i knew the guy somewhat, he tends to spread himself too thin, while the game was in it's pre-alpha he was working 3 mods for tf2. the guy can work but just puts too much on himself for his own good, but overall a nice guy
624da9 No.13588634
>>13588607
Yeah lead dev is the artist formerly known as Mecha the Slag, and MaxofS2D is a degenerate furfag that no one cares about. The game did take quite a long time to release but it's a small team so it's not surprising.
c01e5e No.13588657
9bac79 No.13588727
>>13586853
>condoms
lol nice try
b86957 No.13588734
>>13588634
Max was a furfag? Since when? Last time I heard/saw of him was when he was starting his Dota 2 models/animations.
5ba5ee No.13588811
>>13587269
>Earthworm Jim
Muh nigga
704ba8 No.13589055
>>13586853
So the drawfag delivered? Looks like this night will be longer than expected
65f9f9 No.13589062
>>13586964
Imagine an inchling hat girl being used as an onahole fairy.
>>13587128
Looks like DQV Bianca fan art to me.
704ba8 No.13589081
>>13587143
Are you new here?
4a8e5a No.13589103
>>13589081
>Please have a seat over here…
b1e7a7 No.13589106
>>13586657
>Collect-o-thon
>5 Stages 2 bonus
>New Game Plus
Game tracks nothing. Even the "badge" for relics only tracks shit in chests. So no real way to tell if you got what you needed since the yarn and tokens dont count towards % completed. Why give badges descriptiors like "Attack" for the Hook, "Weapon" for Projectile Badge, and "Automatic" for everything else? Also why even list Umbrella as a weapon at all? Planned content that got cut because they just had too much money. 300K to make their 30K game, its just so hard to know what to do with all that extra cash. You try using it as TP or burning it for heat but in the end you just waste time and have to deliver a shit game because you wasted time thinking about how to spend all those fun bucks.
d96bc5 No.13589394
Mario comes out in 10 days, fuck this shit. I might play that snake game.
b582f4 No.13589425
>>13588727
>hating on condoms
If anime taught me anything it's that they exist to break. Or be sabotaged. Then she whispers that fact to you just before you climax, while trapping you inside.
f5911b No.13589445
i only like the vanilla items and colour scheme anyways
485b14 No.13589475
>>13586983
>I love how normalfags whine about how this piece of unpolished shite was "overshadowed by Cuphead",
That was shilling faggots who were upset that Chad went from playing football and beating them up in highschool for being nerds, to fucking all the girls, to making a fucking video game with none of the bullshit that's challenging, popular/successful, and appealing.
Holy shit devs, what the fuck are you doing? 2 brothers form an indie-studio and makes a game where they hand drew all the graphics, hired a composer, and funded it all by themselves (took out a 2nd mortgage and quit their jobs). They ended up making a solid game with great music and presentation, solid and difficult gameplay, no drm, no early access, no mods to fix it, no day 1 patch, no dlc, and it just fucking works for $20. It sells 1 million in 2 weeks.
aa7aac No.13589598
>>13586762
>what are your thoughts?
I had a lot of fun and quite enjoyed the game. It's not perfect by any means, but the core gameplay is solid, it has a nice art style, and I really liked the music. The Alpine Skyline music in general gave me some heavy Final Fantasy Crystal Chronicles vibes, and I really enjoyed that. I hope that the developers learn from their experiences and make a sequel that refines and expands upon what they've created. I don't give a shit about no multiplayer and fucked up Rift Tokens because I had no hype going into this game and came out pleasantly surprised.
9d8283 No.13589611
>>13586657
Kinda wondering how they'll treat console versions of the game now considering they aren't exactly mod friendly. Be entertaining if they could never be completed.
3d6558 No.13589661
I genuinely don't like the lead dev of this game. He had some old beefs under the alias "Mecha the slag" under which he made mods for team fortress and he apparently treated a lot of the people working for him like shit, I think he even made a dox site for one of his animators.
6366cc No.13589788
fe6f9c No.13589833
>>13588583
I liked the game a lot. The game is good, really good actually. I didn't make this thread because I hated the game. The devs just pulled some shitty practices that should be called out.
>>13589598
>The Alpine Skyline music in general gave me some heavy Final Fantasy Crystal Chronicles vibes
Holy shit I was just thinking this earlier today; specifically Echos of Time.
781da2 No.13589912
>>13586677
>>13586853
>>13586964
I'm calling the cops.
f099c9 No.13589951
I think there is a good game in there somewhere but it's such a muddled mess that I can't play it, I hate the voice acting, I hate the music, I hate the level design, I hate the level gimmicks but moving the character feels really good, It seems like they read up on how nintendo does it i.e making a box in an engine and not moving on until it is fun to move the box about, only they forgot the rest of the game needs to be good for it to work.
f5911b No.13590016
>>13589951
The movement is not stiff enough, jumps are to easy to fall back on. With 64 or sunshine and the jumps are stiff and you can only recover by using your moves, you have very quick acceleration making a run up almost non-existent. There's also not enough slopes to go fast on by sliding on it and you can't do much against inclines for going fast other than the usual jump and dash. A Hat in Time there's only a high peak of quality in chapter 2 apart from dj groove's stages but after that a bad roll in quality during chapter 3 and 4, however they bring it back up during chapter 3's boss fight but the game broke the floor during chapter 4. The voice acting was only irritating with mustache girl, everyone who was voice-acted played an okay to good part. The music is very distinct and thematic, if you closed your eyes and randomly shuffled the soundtrack and listen to it after playing the game, you would distinctive feel for the majority of the track of what context and/or the chapter it is in, despite being a collect-a-thon the music is never tires your ears to the point where you want to stop the music, so it is not that bad. The gimmicks are short but can be off-putting considering they make up around 20% of the game's true worth. The biggest problem is the badges are clearly an afterthought and making worlds different yet still completing objectives warp you back to the hub level, makes no sense when it comes to chapter 3 and 4. Maybe because I was expecting worlds to contain different structure and rules on each chapter, but that was not the case. To say the movement is good, that is a long shot, as Hat Girl is too simple even with the hats combined, the Ice hat cannot deal any damage to foes and only acts a gate of strict and static movement.
how did you get everything backwards
5d4314 No.13590151
>>13588657
i used to play on is server on both tf2 and gmod. he did a lot of mods, and nothing simple to, i recall he made tf2ware and was working on ver 2 when the game was in development, a new version of zombie fortress, and parkour fortress. guy was a BIG mirror edge fan. sadly you cant find any of his old videos on youtube, they are not on his channel anymore. but when the game was being worked on before the kickstarter, he would constantly show off his work on the forums. then the kickstarter happened, after that he still would show off his work, the last thing he showed was subcon forest, i guess he overestimated himself, his team, and what the time it would take to make the game. but the guy is not incompetent, i seen a lot of what he made in his tf2 maps put into his game, im mostly shocked at what he forgot.
5d4314 No.13590170
>>13590151
i forgot to add, i also know he is from denmark if that means anything. is it pozed or something, i dont keep track of that place pacifically
624da9 No.13591707
>>13590170
The Denmark government had a "do it for Denmark" campaign to try to spur a new white baby boom, so they aren't lost yet.
81971e No.13591767
>>13587143
>WON'T SOMEONE THINK OF THE DRAWN CHILDREN!?
who has that pic of the japs drawing loli as the brits call them pedos as the sandniggers are raping the loli?
81971e No.13591801
>>13587269
Speaking of which, how do the earthworm jim cartoons hold up?
I will have to raise a kid soon. I'm currently looking for non pozzed children's cartoons or ones where the redpills outweight any poz in it.
3cced8 No.13592902
Allow me to dump my own personal review that no one asked for.
Playing the game, I got a lot of Sunshine vibes. The controls are easy enough to get into, and while some things (namely the occasional camera fuckery or the odd homing attacks that require you to use your refreshed jump every time you hit a target) can be iffy I never found myself getting *frustrated* when dealing with them. Hat Kid felt satisfying to control, in my opinion. The levels are large, and while for some that might be a complaint, I found it made for satisfying use of movement mechanics (IE, if you press the dive button, then press it again a moment after Hat Kid touches the ground, you'll get a small speed boost). Each act in a chapter tends to change the levels in various, albeit, inconsistent, ways. Chapter 1 is more or less the same, just with different environmental conditions, and then it's flooded with lava in one act. Chapter 2 was amazing with the train levels. Chapter 3 kind of slows things down again for a more somber atmosphere, and Chapter 4 does the opposite, inviting you to gather 4 time pieces in one go (It's almost a hub world in its own right. The level is massive with a central area, 4 large sub areas that cover different elements, and then a few small sub areas for other small goodies) before dropping artillery on you to try to stop you from getting a 5th. Personally, I loved this. There are some other small nuances in the level design, too. The game makes excellent use of its verticality in regards to straying from the beaten path. I usually never bother with anything that's not my "main quest," but oftentimes here I found myself curious just to get whatever goodie was hiding around the corner, and while with a lot of games I'd say something like "fuck, I have to go back after going through all the trouble of getting this," most often I found myself either able to literally dive back to where I was, or finding some other shortcut to get back.
I don't particularly have any gripes with the lack of multiplayer or for a system that is effectively there for aesthetic reasons– as shallow as it is, being able to get colors and hats helps in making your game feel like it's yours. Multiplayer is supposed to be patched in along with Chapter 6 with the next large content update, if steam forums are anything to go by.
For only having 40 time pieces though, the game sure felt like a rather wholesome experience, at least for me. I wound up clocking 10 hours on it, going for 100% at a rather leisurely pace. I actually picked the game up while I was in a rather sour mood and it cheered me up quite a bit, both in regards to its gameplay and its dialogue. For 30 dollars, I'd say it was worth the time I spent on it, at the very least. It accomplished what it set to do at its core: be an homage to GC era platformers, while also standing on its own. For Mecha the Slag's first earnest foray into game dev, I'd say he shows much more promise than most other devs in the >current year.
35c0f7 No.13595290
Anyway, is the game good? Kinda reminds me of Ape Escape 3 Just in being a cute loli platformer. , which was fun.
d18f5f No.13595320
>>13587143
Mistaking a drawing with a real child is the same as mistaking a man that believes to be a woman with a woman
9b4a40 No.13595439
>>13589611
Probably they'll just add more mini rift stages exclusively for console version and called for the day.
439b82 No.13595469
>>13588634
You got them mixed up, Mecha is a furfag who wanted to force Maxoflenslflares into his furfag shit and Max is a degenerate socjus who wanted to enforce muh feminism onto Mecha's server. It was literally Degenerate vs. Degenerate.
Speaking of, is he involved in the finished game at all?
679392 No.13595488
>>13587143
Watching 2D loli considered worse crime than rape itself in my country's legal system. Our last Feminist female president implanted this law, bt the "Special Youth Protection Juristic Act". One of my online friend sentenced 5 years in jail for watching Japanese hentai. Even kids goes jail for this law. I ain't joking. A 14 years old girl registered onto sex offender list because she watched gay yaoi novel from the internet. She later killed herself.
Don't let it happen in your country. Fuck BBC and fuck SJWs. I want to die.
9dea6d No.13595594
>>13595318
>Odd number of balls
Nice of her to let Hitler have a turn.
307c72 No.13595595
>>13595488
I'm glad I don't live in worst korea anymore. Sorry though you guys need to lynch some people
679392 No.13595625
>>13595595
>lynch some people
No, anon. We need to lynch at least 10% of entire population of gookland, according to my observation of cancerous gook internet. And the 10% is generous percentage I gave. I'm thinking more than 20% to make this country functional. I see majority of sheeples here live fine with these draconian, outright Orwellian laws or even think these laws are for greater good. They call each other 'pedo' for watching Magical Illiya or MaiDraon. In totally serious mood. They even call child protect services or internet police to hunt down those evil 2D gobbling lolicons, and even worse people actually goes jail for it. It's complete Orwellian state now. Everyone is goon here.
Polite sage for off-topic.
439b82 No.13595792
>>13595488
Meanwhile, our politicians watch so much pornography and have so many sexual favors done that they are unable to even create such a law without destroying their political careers. Gotta love pastafags.
c01e5e No.13595800
>>13595625
>>13595595
Tell me more stories, gookanons
5d4314 No.13595804
>>13595488
for the US some state it is allowed other not, i forget which ones, but i forgot it all, anyone has the image of where it is legal and where it's not?
e24d42 No.13595841
>>13595488
>>13595625
Reminder that this person regularly posts in the GG threads and is an anti-Park shill.
How can you let one poster change your whole view on Korea? Don't believe everything you read on imageboards.
679392 No.13595872
>>13595841
>anti-Park shill
Reanon, you sneaky motherfucker, are you with those inglorious Korean Neo-con commies or just fucking with me as you always did? Go back to your thread. I ain't gonna reply more, it's derail. I'll promise I'm not gonna bully you for your corpse waifu, no more.
>>13595845
>Shadman is working on hat meme game
ROBLUX PLEASE FILE HIM DMCA AGAIN
BEFORE IT'S TOO LATE
c01e5e No.13595874
fbf583 No.13595885
>>13587143
>liking lolicon makes you a pedo
4chan pls leaf
c32ee1 No.13595899
>>13595792
That's why they are trying to legalize pedophilia and beastiality in the western world.
e24d42 No.13595916
>>13595872
Just stay in your designated shitting thread. You don't want to become a hated known poster, do you?
e23295 No.13595923
>>13595885
/v/ - Where liking 2D futa is degenerate and gay because you're still fapping to dicks you homo, but 2D loli isn't pedophilia even though you're still just fapping to children.
wew
fbf583 No.13595933
>>13595488
Damn, I feel bad for you koreanon.
>>13595923
Fapping is degenerate period. Also, loli includes early teens, which is hebephilia :^)
64d6bf No.13595944
>>13595923
Utilizing the volume of the average penis I found earlier, 9.72 in cubed, I get 0001592828 meters cubed. This means the penis is 2.19% of an adult males volume. Assuming a lack of testosterone or female hormones makes the person a female, balls ignored for ease, fucking a trap is only 2.19% homo.
eb7f59 No.13595954
>>13595803
>Please, ban things that don't harm anyone just because I don't like them
Hello, comrade
679392 No.13595959
>>13595944
Science solved another mystery of mankind; is trap gay or not? The answer is yes, it's gay. But it's only 2.19% gay.
fbf583 No.13595960
>>13595923
*Also, futa isn't as gay as traps. And all of it is because you're masturbating too much, and that includes lolicon.
e23295 No.13595984
>>13595933
>hebephilia
I thought that was being turned on by the idea of fucking jews?
fbf583 No.13595990
>>13595944
He was talking about futa, not traps.
And, you're stilling fucking a faggot. Faggots are effeminate and are often pederasts, and young boys do not have much testosterone.
Therefore fucking a trap is still gay, because you're fucking a male.
1c7a9e No.13595991
>>13595984
>wanting to fuck jewesses
fbf583 No.13595998
>>13595967
That's not a loli, that's a woman with small tits.
439b82 No.13596027
>>13595991
>not wanting to cuck Shlomo with his wife
To be honest they're terrified of their own women, back in Israel. Yet they've got to protect them from the harmful Arab x Jew erotic novels because they might undermine their racial purity. Why do you think they go after lolis so much?
c01e5e No.13596029
>>13595884
I don't hate him
8b659e No.13596032
c32ee1 No.13596088
>>13595954
Why are all kikes so fucking ugly. They look like mutants trying to look human.
fbf583 No.13596119
>>13587042
Who is the demographic then?
>>13587638
Reread his post retard. Even normalfags are aware that's copypasta, so "newfag" isn't even the right insult.
So the loli isn't wearing any pants, and that dev is named awoo. But why?
64d6bf No.13596131
>>13596119
us channers on /V/
624da9 No.13596156
>>13595469
Provide evidence of Mecha being a furry, cause I haven't seen it. Max did not have any part in A Hat In Time for obvious reasons.
fbf583 No.13596158
>>13596137
This, and everything else on that screenshot.
>discord
>windows 10
679392 No.13596162
>>13595981
>W10
>that browser
>that bookmarks
>that tabs
>that tray
>the whole fucking screen
It's worse than pleb, it's peasant.
fbf583 No.13596172
>>13596162
>saving thumbnails
fbf583 No.13596180
>>13596177 (checked)
I-it's okay anon. Just do better next time.
21e3e3 No.13596182
>>13595981
>no google tab with "how to make screnshot" or "naruto hentai"
nigga what ur doin'
64d6bf No.13596195
>>13596182
>>13596162
>>13596158
>>13596137
alright, show me the right way of using a computer. I wanna see your screens.
43eeda No.13596207
>>13596195
>current year
>posting from a computer
1c7a9e No.13596226
>>13596207
>using a smartphone
Disgusting.
5a1233 No.13596231
>>13596207
Nothing more than a media consumption device for idiots. If you want to post while being away from your workstation use an ultrabook not a toy for children.
43eeda No.13596236
7a313e No.13596249
>>13596195
>>13595981
>Windows 10
>Discord
>4chan
>Twitter
>JewTube
>Using a privacy browser despite not giving a shit about your privacy
>image of screenshot without tabs open for retarded searches and/or embarrassing porn
>posting a whole screenshot for something you could easily crop
068168 No.13596252
>>13595944
And being full gay is also only 2.19% homo. Therefore, a trap and a homo make up the same percentage of gay.
1c7a9e No.13596259
>>13596243
It's shit.
What were you even trying to accomplish?
>>13596249
>privacy browser
Isn't Brave compromised?
fbf583 No.13596260
>>13596259
What's wrong with it? Help me improve anon.
c32ee1 No.13596263
>>13596260
Wont matter for you because you'll keep using windows 10.
fbf583 No.13596273
>>13596263
Do you have eyes you stupid motherfucker?
1c7a9e No.13596278
>>13596260
Again, what were you trying to make here?
If you just wanted to point out the dev's responses, you could have just tucked them under the OP and the first post. No need for silly red lines.
Besides, it's not something worth documenting like that since you have so little material.
The dev caps are enough.
fbf583 No.13596281
>>13595841
>anti-Park
This is a good thing you gook-kike.
>>13596278
I thought about doing that, but I decided to put them next to the OP. Thank you anon :^)
c32ee1 No.13596284
>>13596273
Wont matter for you because you'll keep using windows.
43eeda No.13596291
>>13596284
Windows is the only decent OS for gaming.
fbf583 No.13596302
>>13596284
o icy wat ur doin thar anone ill hav u no tat i hav and ol windbox vers an donut downlod updats frum macintosh
036216 No.13596307
>>13596291
What if you only play DOOM?
fbf583 No.13596314
>>13596302
Damn, would've been better had I said "micintosh", I think. Oh well.
43eeda No.13596316
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
>>13596307
Then I guess that even a calculator will do.
c32ee1 No.13596318
>>13596291
Not anymore though. But whatever.
>>13596302
Do you have cancer in your brain?
e23295 No.13596327
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
>>13596316
>a calculator
>not playing DOOM on an ATM
Fucking casuals.
9c218d No.13596328
>>13596291
It is your fault you cannot use less user friendly software.
fbf583 No.13596340
>>13596318
know i arn mearly spaking 2 thos one teh sam intelektual plain ace afrika
>>13596328
>niggers
>building anything
I bet the car doesn't work.
7433cc No.13596347
>>13596340
Look at the reflection of the car.next to the nigger.
036216 No.13596353
>>13596346
>Opening and Eating a 25 year O…
Nice.
fbf583 No.13596377
>>13596347
Still looks kind of fishy, but I am pretty sure I see someone in the car reflection.
a7feb1 No.13596378
>>13596200
that third picture I can vouch for, but we need to invent something safer.
fbf583 No.13596381
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
>>13596353
Well, better than before.
>>13596346
>I am curious about some of those tabs though, like "how-to screenshot…"
fbf583 No.13596383
>>13596381
What the fuck, when did I put an arrow?
*I am curious about some of those tabs though, like "how-to screenshot…"
I am tired I guess.
609633 No.13596418
>>13596383
it's just an empty notepad file I made for this
fbf583 No.13596463
609633 No.13596495
>>13596463
because it's funny
fbf583 No.13596504
>>13596495
Okay then. Anon do you have Asperger's?
c97dae No.13596507
>>13596200
none of those look comfy
having to turn your head like that gets extremely uncomfortable very quickly
the wrist position in #3 would ache very quickly not to mention if he bumps the table a fucking monitor is gonna land on his face
5571aa No.13596517
>>13596383
>arrow
>doesn't know about tabs in screenshot jokes
Lurk the fuck more.
b1d04f No.13596520
>>13586964
this is what really the game is about
609633 No.13596523
>>13596504
I don't think so, but I am hungry for some chinese though
b1d04f No.13596539
>>13587237
oh shit that is a chubby kek for me
fbf583 No.13596731
>>13596517
Holy fucking shit I am beyond angry right now
^<> these are called arrows you fucking double nigger
I understand the tab joke that shit is on other sites besides 8cuck. I was curious about the notepad one specifically and also, I did not think that anon was doing that as he wasn't before.
Kill yourself you rancid fuck.
CODEMONKEY YOU KNUGGLE-DRAGGING SUBHUMAN CUNT FIX THIS SHIT SITE ALREADY
8ed044 No.13596756
>>13596328
>it Is most of the world's fault they can't use less user friendly software
Fuck off retard. Linux looks like an absolute bitch to learn for the vast majority of people. This applies even to /v/, though there is a much larger minority who uses it here than any other vidya forum.
8ed044 No.13596763
>>13595841
>anti-park shill
>being for Killary on steroids
You deserve to be curbstomped by niggers.
5571aa No.13596766
>>13596731
>unironically calling them meme arrows
>I've been on imageboards since 2013 I'm such an oldfag
e30508 No.13596803
>>13596731
Oh my god anon…
979511 No.13596820
>>13596291
I can play hat in time on linux.
The only games you cant play on linux are really triple AAA shite. Thats worth going to windows? and windows is shit Always has been a terrible OS and always will be They almost had something with 7 before they fucked up with 8/10.
Hello microsoft drone.
fbf583 No.13596846
>>13596766
Can you read you dumb nigger faggot? I called it an "arrow", not a "meme arrow".
8b82ac No.13596857
>>13596731
That first one is a caret and the others are a less-than and greater-than sign, respectively.
851922 No.13596968
>>13589378
>>13589384
15mb is really nice. Thanks for webming that video.
851922 No.13597023
>>13596346
What's the source on that doujin, anyway? Reverse image search doesn't return anything since the only pictures I've seen had the (you)s photoshopped on.
ae7f07 No.13597086
acf07d No.13597127
2c98b6 No.13598090
>>13596838
Fuck you
Buy LawBreakers
b326c7 No.13598104
>>13597127
>nhentai
Shaking my head to be honest family.
8b210f No.13598511
>>13586677
>>>/pedophilia/
46c928 No.13598520
>>13596820
Oh I sure enjoy all the professional audio and video editing software for Linux…oh wait
a57e12 No.13598549
>>13587167
I think they were even IN some AGDG threads.
There's some places that need polish (Mafia guy in into gets "stuck" in a square hole rather than one smaller than him, Mafia Boss has a shitty transition into his boss battle) and I can forgive a lack of polish for their first game- but not being able to 100% all extras is unforgivable.
And why should Tokens from mods even count?
Have Tokens and the stuff they unlock, and "Mod Tokens" that only unlock Mod costumes/colors/music and the like.
f8734d No.13600594
2c98b6 No.13600781
cfb6b2 No.13601013
>>13589425
>Having to be tricked into impregnation
>Implying it was her decision in the first place
453501 No.13601044
>>13600762
That's an absolute masterpiece
6b376b No.13601251
>>13595944
But that logic makes two gay men fucking 2.19% homosexual, which becomes the base line for homosexuality. That's as fucking gay as you can get, you faggot.
c79c97 No.13601286
>Complete game without all pieces
>Don't help mustache girl
>Go back and collect the last couple time pieces
>Get a plaid version of the normal hat
>Redo boss fight at 100%
>Nothing changes
>Help mustache girl this time
>Nothing changes
>Watch credits
>Nothing changes
Most other games give you a special reward when you collect 100%; such as a secret boss or cutscene change. This isn't one of them. At least make the last choice mean something.
Any pregnant hat girl art yet? I'll take that as a consolation prize.
97b071 No.13601300
>>13601251
The math only applies to traps, because in a trap, the only masculine part of them is their penis. For an actual manly man, you get 100% male.
ce0633 No.13601433
bb76f2 No.13601589
>>13589103
Does loli r63 chris hansen exist?
1b2636 No.13603849
im willing to extend patience towards those who make loli games
74f2aa No.13603984
I'm sorry, this game is 30 bucks? What the fuck is this shit? I'm glad I pirated it.
First level was alright because it's big and open and you can run around, jump and find stuff without too much of a hassle. But the more you play the more you see how utterly unpolished it is.
The grappling hook is something you need to EQUIP, why isn't it a key ability always active? And when you swing the camera locks at an angle instead of behind your character??
I find myself enjoy exploring things until the game starts giving you tiny platforms or timed jumping puzzles, as if the camera isn't a fucking chore.
3e7621 No.13604035
>>13604010
Shut the fuck up idiot
4d501c No.13604041
>>13604035
No faggot fuck off. Go get fucking lost in the woods where you'll be fucked in the ass by bees.
Kids aren't for sexualizing you stupid faggot. Stop being a fucking immature piece of shit, lose weight and start looking for real women.
2ab322 No.13604057
>>13604041
Hey buddy I think you got the wrong place, reddit's two blocks down.
44cd07 No.13604071
>>13604041
>calls other people SJWs
>is actually triggered because his moralisms are being violated and he 'literally can't even'
It's like pottery.
71802b No.13604079
>>13604041
Cry more, nigger.
72490e No.13604081
>>13604010
Just leave this place, nobody is forcing you to post here, wrongthink not welcome.
303324 No.13604104
>>13604041
3D is pig disgusting.
28c8f6 No.13604340
>>13604041
>Getting this triggered over a game
I dont even like loli and I still had a great time playing this, same goes for unteralterbach too. Maybe you should get your mental issues sorted out instead of accepting them. A hat in time isnt even sexualizing the main character, its just a cute character for a cute platformer.
72490e No.13604555
91d0ec No.13604591
>>13604010
>and I rather not even talk about it
Obviously that isn't true. Go to reddit with your sob story, faggot.
92208a No.13604630
>>13604010
Get over it faggot. You're not the only person with a shitty past.
7a5a4e No.13604671
>>13604010
>thinking you're the only one on imageboards with issues
You got diddled, get over it. Everyone here is fucked in the head.
a5e6b7 No.13604677
>>13604673 (not me)
Forgot to say: All me.
da3c0d No.13604733
>>13601251
>>13595959
>>13601300
What about all the cell in their body having a XY pair of chromosomes?
A cell is male if it has the 21th pair as XY, and all the cells in the trap's body have XY, so the trap is made up completely of male cells, and thus a male and 100% gay.
48e269 No.13604765
>Kids aren't for sexualizing you stupid faggot.
2d=kids somehow
>Stop being a fucking immature piece of shit, lose weight and start looking for real women.
<grow up you pissbabby muh real 3dpd women that you can not get
It's the same old goonspeak. Just report goons trying to derail and do not give them (you)s.
93cb78 No.13604847
I want to cum in the hat.
48e269 No.13604883
>>13604830
>Has that worked for you even one single time, anon? I've given up.
Yes it has. You do what you choose mang.
bed35e No.13605304
>>13587188
>it's missing multiplayer
f89bc4 No.13605374
>>13591801
>I'm currently looking for non pozzed children's cartoons
Ever wonder why Gen Z kids are more conservative?
One of Chowder's characters is literally a Rat with a candle on its head always scheming to make more money
f89bc4 No.13605380
>>13605374
Sorry forgot to sage for /pol/ shitposting.
69919d No.13605450
>>13596291
I still mostly use windows 7 just for videogames, but the cars in that image should be reversed because windows is the most retarded broken piece of shit ever.
>SLOW as FUCK compared to linux. I have no idea why, but on my dual boot Linux Mint ran way smoother than windows, and that's long after I tweaked startup and services to be as minimal as possible on windows.
>Needs to restart to update
>It almost always fails installing updates on the first try
>Updates are all spyware anyways
>Doesn't have a single application in charge of updating all your programs, so every all programs try to shill their own shitty update program
>Windows photo viewer still can't fucking play .gifs
Windows is just nothing but problems, and they fucking charge you money for it.
Also, pic related.
d8503b No.13605559
>>13596346
>watching not vanilla cartoons
shameful, anon.
77afd2 No.13605630
>another game made explicitally for pedophiles
Get the fuck.into the trash with splatoon, the fbi.has been notified
de418d No.13605647
>>13601286
there's an alternate ending where if you meet mustache girl and attempt to leave, but you get put right back where you were
efd33e No.13605659
Wow. This actually runs really well in Wine.
efd33e No.13605692
>>13605670
Load times are a tad longer, but with Gallium D3D9 it runs almost as well as on my Win7 box. It's getting to the point where you almost can't make fun of Wine anymore.
687a2f No.13605714
62d65f No.13605817
>>13595991
pussy is still pussy
ca9198 No.13605934
>all this sumerfaggotry
What the fuck happened in this thread?
>>13595290
>is the game good?
I genuinely liked it but its a bit short. The Mario Sunshine comparison is apropos but instead of wearing out its welcome it could actually use a bit more collectibles. That said I still haven 100% but plan on replaying it one the Chapter 6 content is released. Hopefully their is a patch for the gog version
28c8f6 No.13605976
>>13605934
>What the fuck happened in this thread?
This has been happening for about a week now in several threads, you also arent seeing the amount of deleted posts. We are having a cuckchan invasion
ecbd76 No.13606020
>>13595874
Do you mean in general?
72490e No.13606037
>>13595874
Who gives a shit? His art is garbage and likes drawing niggers, trannies and his mother.
fd88d4 No.13606061
>>13586762
I'm actually surprised no one has gone through and uploaded all the art for all the chapters and stages yet.
ca9198 No.13606074
>>13605976
>This has been happening for about a week
I know that but this thread is fucked even compared to the last two weeks.
154f1d No.13606126
154f1d No.13606133
>>13596346
>all those versions
Good stuff
3f63e1 No.13606638
>>13589912
source on the music? Sounds like hotline miami
cfb6b2 No.13607041
>>13595874
Pretty sure shad has never been ok.
292020 No.13607057
>>13605630
Get out, phoneposter.
0a4ae3 No.13609696
>>13595874
He's a decent person. He will be the first person to call his art shit though. Not his fault people buy it.
9c0db9 No.13609765
>>13587388 (heil)
>He's also jewish.
You can't get more /v/ than that.
00ecdb No.13609843
>>13605670
I really hate how her eyes just float in front of her face. If the eyebrows can have a special render order to appear behind the hair why can't the eyes be closer to or inside her face without clipping?
458118 No.13609859
>everyone is about wanting porn
0e2af0 No.13609956
>>13604733
Cells don't have genders you mongoloid. That is not how biology works.
ecd1e0 No.13609986
>>13609956
They're still holding your genetic information.
b327ec No.13611875
>>13600762
I missed these.
6b8ad4 No.13611937
>>13609843
Same reason why Spyro's eyes float out a bit from his face: to give a subtle perception of depth to them. It would look far more bizarre if they were flush against the head model.
a33d73 No.13614254
>>13596327
>6:26
>custom splash screen for windows loadup
>windows
WHAT
c09440 No.13614345
>>13614254
Yes, ATMs, and various other public kiosk machines, do tend to run Windows embedded. Is this your first time existing in general?
8f1970 No.13614747
>>13587237
>I'M NIGGER RIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK
e07fa2 No.13614864
>>13588583
I'm just gonna stick to autism games like Factorio and My Summer Car.
4ae7e8 No.13616341
So any 3D porn of the Hat girl yet?
a1a3a7 No.13616348
>>13616341
Wait for Skuddbutt.
1b2636 No.13616631
>>13616341
no but you can bet she has 3d porn of you
18e654 No.13616639
>>13586890
>silicon valley
I fucking loved that game and the entire concept of it
>You're a robot
>Your body got fucking destroyed because your human buddy is a retard
>Have to survive by using the corpses of dead cyborg animals to get to the end and solve puzzles.
>Final level is you back in your body versus the big bad
8d04ee No.13631679
>pirated hat in time
>game wont detect my controller
>can't into kbm for 3d platformers
Is there some kind of config thing I have to edit to get it to detect my controller? I know I had some problems with getting the game to launch since it wanting a higher resolution than my computer so I had to manually edit it in.
9bfdf9 No.13631909
>>13586657
well, I pirated it, liked it, and the dev is still gonna make tons of money, so everybody should be happy.
82baaf No.13639461
>>13586657
I thought that was a Wind Waker mod for the PC
805f34 No.13640001
>>13596346
>>13597023
>>13597086
>>13597127
that is one of my favorite hentais, along with JK bitch, we need so much more of this type of ganguro slut/whore/cumdump
04b808 No.13640080
>>13640001
meh, the only good part was the /ss/
805f34 No.13640086
>>13640080
>being a pedophile
04b808 No.13640106
>>13640086
What? It's reverse pedophilia if anything
805f34 No.13640126
>>13640106
/ss/: the fetish for faggot pedophiles who can only get hard by little boy dick, but can't admit it.
04b808 No.13640177
>>13640126
sounds like projecting to me
8a0cdf No.13640194
>>13640126
>"hotdog down a hallway" porn
There's also the curvy domineering/caring women. Iori is a prime example of that.
>>13616341
>wanting 3D porn
Most of that is shit animation and shit-tier fetishes. Wish for drawings.
77981e No.13640198
>>13595488
>I totally believe this because no one will ever go on the internet and lie
35d936 No.13640395
Did this game really flop? It's a shame because it's the only good 3d platformer released in forever.
ddc6b1 No.13640575
>>13595488
No wonder minus8 hates himself.
c97ad4 No.13640598
>>13640395
It didn't flop, there's just not much to talk about until co-op and mod support come out.
35d936 No.13640602
>>13640598
Wikipedia says it sold only 50,000 copies.
fcc212 No.13649385
File: c1019bb70d8d561⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 917.18 KB, 1100x1190, 110:119, 2341944 - A_Hat_in_Time Sh….jpg)
2a6bc7 No.13649504
>>13586762
It's a neat game.
ec91fc No.13649585
>>13604733
>What about all the cell in their body having a XY pair of chromosomes?
I feel I must autistically point out, that in the case of 2D traps the only good ones, you must look to the skeletal structure of the drawing. To say the DNA structure makes it gay you'd have to assume the fictional drawing is following a principle of realistic DNA structure in the first place. For any trap that's merely an animu grill with a dick pasted on instead of vagoo, this is clearly not the case since they lack the proper shoulder to hip ratio that would occur if they were genetically male. They are thus an inhuman creature of fantasy, like the futanari. 3DPD abomination edge cases don't really count if you want to argue there are real futas. If you were to then take the ridiculous argument that the only gay part is the dick, which anon has made even more nonsensical by excluding balls for some unknown reason, then it would be those 2D traps with a female skeletal structure evidenced by how they're drawn and those traps only that it could be considered only 2.19% gay to be attracted to. Again though, this is taking a retarded premise. It's still gay because there's a cock.
ec91fc No.13649658
>>13604765
>2d=kids somehow
Yeah, and bara isn't gay.
0a438a No.13649675
>>13605659
>Wine
Shame Gallium 9 wont work with Nvidia, which is what 80% of us are using.
73520f No.13649764
>>13605450
Have these obligatory images too fam.
ed553a No.13649781
>>13596731
Those are clearly <90 degree angles.
73520f No.13649857
>>13649764
I forget this one, its about drivers for wangdows.
496c42 No.13650479
>>13640602
>Only 50,000
50,000 * Game Price - Digital jew percentage = ?
ea2229 No.13650541
>>13649675
80% of you are idiots.
496c42 No.13650550
>>13649675
Shame nvidia won't work with the people who want to make their hardware functional.
8d04ee No.13654887
cf25fc No.13655096
>>13654887
what controller fuckface
8d04ee No.13658751
>>13655096
Xbox 360 knock off. Worked with all the other games I have installed but not this one.
b516cb No.13668590