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 No.1294307

>Create cockmail throwaway account

>Sign up for plebbit

>Go to the marvel and movie boards

>Click a username

>Send direct message spoiling Infinity War

You ready, /tv/?

 No.1294308

jam


 No.1294313

give me something to copy and paste, I have no idea what happens in marvel movie #48


 No.1294319

>>1294313

C&P the subject with:" Thanos wins, Gamora dies, Loki Dies, Banner can't turn into Hulk, everybody turns to Dust "

Here's the Forbes article for shits and giggles.

Hawkeye is not in the movie. Neither is Ant-Man. Clint is mentioned, but everyone's favorite archer is much too busy playing tag to save the world.

Loki dies. He kind of had this coming for a long time. He doubled crossed Thanos in the first Avengers movie and even though he gives up the Space Stone (contained in the Tesseract) and tries to again trick Thanos, Thanos kills him. Thanos also fights the Hulk, but Hemidal sends Hulk to Earth in the nick of time. At this point, Thanos already has the Power Stone after apparently destroying Xandar.

Hulk doesn't return. We see the Hulkbuster in the trailer, and that's actually Bruce Banner in the suit. After his interaction with Thanos, he's unable to turn back into the Hulk and joins the battle in Wakanda against Thanos' forces in the Hulkbuster suit. There is a running joke throughout that Hulk, after getting beat down by Thanos, doesn't want to come back out.

Stan Lee is a bus driver. Because what's a Marvel movie without a Stan Lee cameo?

Gamora dies. Thanos, after obtaining the Reality Stone from The Collector (Thanos now has three stones), he separates the Guardians of the galaxy and takes Gamora. It should be noted that Thanos teleports all over the place throughout the movie, taking the action with him. He also has a couple sidekicks that take on individual Avengers to obtain stones. Thanos takes Gamora to his ship, where he is torturing Nebula. Eventually Gamora gives up the location of the Soul Stone. To retrieve it, Thanos has to sacrifice Gamora. She tries to kill herself but Thanos tosses her off a ledge on the Soul Stone planet and retrieves the stone. Four stones down, two to go.

Thor forges Stormbreaker. In the comic universe, Stormbreaker was originally created by Odin (with help from the Dwarves of Nidavellir) after Beta Ray Bill was found worthy of lifting Mjolnir. In the movie, Thor, Rocket and Groot visit a CGI dwarf played by Peter Dinklage to create the new hammer with a heart of a dying star. Thor does some things, gets burnt a bit and after Groot supplies the handle of the hammer, Thor has a new weapon to take on Thanos with.

Dr. Strange just gives Thanos the Time Stone. During the battle on Titan, in which Thanos again teleports to, Thanos almost loses the Infinity Gauntlet. Stark, Dr. Strange, the Guardians and Spider-Man (who spends a lot of time in space, thanks to a new suit from Stark) formulate a plan to separate Thanos from his Nintendo Power Glove. However, Star-Lord flips out when he learns of Gamora's death and the plan is bonked. He beats the crap out of Iron Man and stabs Tony. In order to save him, Dr. Strange gives up the Time Stone because that seems totally logical. Spider-Man takes a whupping in this scene as well. Thanos now has five stones, making it look easy.

Vision dies. In order to hopefully prevent Thanos from getting the Mind Stone, the Scarlet Witch separates the Mind Stone from Vision, killing him in the process. Using the Time Stone, Thanos is able to go back to that moment, and snatches the Mind Stone. Before getting the stone, Thanos battles Captain America, who is defeated. For the moment, Steve seems to be alive but badly beaten. With that, Thanos now has all the Infinity Stones.

Stormbreaker doesn't work. Arriving back on Earth, Thor is able to jab Thanos with Stormbreaker, thinking a nice sharp hammer through the gut should do the trick. Didn't you learn anything from John Wick Thor? Always aim for the head. Thanos doesn't die but instead snaps his massive fingers and disappears. He's got to find Mikey and get that pirate treasure. No wait, he's got to go fight Deadpool. No wait, he's off to help The Collector take down drug cartels. Regardless, all seems lost.

Ash to ash, dust to dust. Spider-Man turns to ash in Tony's arms, like the end of 30 Days of Night. We see Black Panther, Mantis, Drax, Bucky, Dr. Strange and Star-Lord all turn to ash. Everyone turns to freaking ash. Even Maria Hill and Nick Fury turn to ash in the after credits scene, as they watch the world around them turn to chaos. On Fury's com screen, you do catch a glimpse of the Captain Marvel logo, so that might give a hint as the fate of our heroes.

The next films in the Marvel Universe will surely find a way to resolve this Asgardian sized cliffhanger. Based on the comics, I'm thinking Adam Warlock and the Guardians will play a part in bringing back reality. The mythos of the comics is pretty deep, but I'm almost sure the Avengers and friends are all trapped in some alternate death dimension and have to trick Thanos to get out. Nick Fury will probably just yell his way out. Though, for all we know, Ant-Man and Wasp could save everyone, since that's the next film in the series.


 No.1294339

File: 69f32324532d0ee⋯.png (4.52 KB, 727x95, 727:95, incel.PNG)

Alright got one


 No.1294340

>>1294307

We could also try omegle, but that place is also filled with bots.


 No.1294341

>>1294340

You can try Twitter, Goybook, and Discord, though I wouldn't recommend the last one unless we can organize a proper spam on channels.


 No.1294342

File: 4488275c9c80558⋯.png (19.15 KB, 990x168, 165:28, spoilers.png)


 No.1294343

File: d723a33298c03c5⋯.jpg (25.99 KB, 240x251, 240:251, 1459228760277.jpg)


 No.1294345

File: 3f7b5a77af0baf5⋯.png (3.87 KB, 644x55, 644:55, fuhk.png)

>>1294342

Very nice. Make sure you have "THANOS WINS, EVERYBODY DIES" as the subject and not the message. If it's the subject, then there's no way he didn't see it.


 No.1294349

>>1294345

i copy pasted what >>1294319 said to do with the subject and all


 No.1294351

File: 04f478b3cc7d805⋯.jpg (423.75 KB, 1523x2048, 1523:2048, DTBhj8pVoAEoBXs.jpg)

>>1294349

Then there's no way he didn't see the headline, so he's lying, he actually did get spoiled. What a moron.


 No.1294363

File: d4d378e46a809e9⋯.png (7.82 KB, 682x183, 682:183, infinity salt 1.png)

1


 No.1294365

>>1294307

Egad, this is evil. I fully supported the star wars spoiling, but this is some Dr. Doon shit right here. Deliberately ruining 10+ years of universe building right at the climax? Even Jeffrey Dahmer would be disgusted.

Continue.


 No.1294367

File: 9d644e2bd40dc3a⋯.jpg (424.4 KB, 1971x1362, 657:454, sa82tC5.jpg)

File: d5ac845c5b0ef55⋯.jpg (129.32 KB, 625x899, 625:899, 1449709860422-2.jpg)

Last time this happened it felt like we were used by the end of it to create 'hype' and to be the 'bad guys' that the media can use to point at.

It's not even good spoilers ofc it was going to end on a cliffhanger it's a two part-er cape shit, I'd also like to point out that cape shit is the soyboy equivalent of disney princess movies.


 No.1294368

>>1294365

How is this evil?

It's helping to free the bonds of delusional soyboys bound to this garbage series.


 No.1294369

>>1294341

i am too lazy to make accounts


 No.1294382

>>1294365

>implying any of this "universe building" has fuck-all to do with any of this bullshit.

Literally every easter egg and post-credits scene is completely and utterly worthless and contributes nothing to your understanding or lack thereof of the barely-existent narrative of the MCU.


 No.1294384

File: 7f3b867bbcfa10d⋯.png (8.58 KB, 853x210, 853:210, infinity salt 2.png)

Here's a guy who did in fact get spoiled.


 No.1294386

File: 532473a8e89cb88⋯.png (12.77 KB, 764x198, 382:99, ae.PNG)

File: 02e81c29f6219a2⋯.png (17.54 KB, 1052x250, 526:125, awr.PNG)

File: 1976a3022af25b0⋯.png (32.2 KB, 936x311, 936:311, aokf.PNG)

Report Jobr321 for toxicity pls I feel threatened and I need to take my Wife and her sons out of my house for safety reasons.


 No.1294390

File: aaca892ebfc20c4⋯.jpg (85.99 KB, 800x742, 400:371, CVBemZ0U4AApMxY.jpg)

>>1294363

you need to be more subtle like people did back in the boston salt party


 No.1294392

File: 5d67a2932a67e47⋯.png (6.64 KB, 1274x146, 637:73, wow.PNG)

>>1294386

I made Jobr321 really mad, holy moley.


 No.1294398

>>1294390

What do you want me to do then?


 No.1294407

Something awful will happen to you some day and you'll wonder momentarily “what did I do to deserve this?" and the

answer is not because of any specific actions you did, it's just that you're by nature a piece of shit and you'll have that

reality ingrained in you by that action. I don't intend on doing anything about it, I don't need to since I can rely on

something else to do it, you'll just end up being in severe trauma over some random situation in your life and you'll be

at a loss for words. And it's dumb petty shit that you do like sending potential spoilers to people, that I've read

anyway before you sent them, that will build up and be the cause of your own misfortune.

:^)

I genuinely feel sorry for your existence, I'm sure your parents do as well, even doing actions like these are just

symptomatic of something worse going on when you're not being a waste of a reddit user. You might even take your

own life out of depression, and that would be awful because no-one should have that happen to them, but you'll

probably do it anyway and there's nothing I can do to stop it. I'm just the guy you were a piece of shit to by trying to

ruin something he enjoys, and failing since what you sent has been floating on the internet since the start of the year,

but I might be what crosses your mind last. And it's sad, like you.


 No.1294408

>>1294398

do what the pic did

or some kind of meme pic


 No.1294416

>>1294398

I just told you and even provided an example. I wasn't really criticizing your approach just giving a tip


 No.1294420

Here's another subreddit that has potential.

r/marvelstudios/

Keep in mind some of the posters there already seen it, but /r/movies is a gooder as well, especially the review megathread.


 No.1294423

>>1294420

I've been doing about 3-4 messages per minute for the last hour on there.


 No.1294460

You really have nothing better to do with your time?


 No.1294465

File: b542d1a78c47ed3⋯.jpg (43.25 KB, 480x480, 1:1, b542d1a78c47ed30558a48b223….jpg)

>>1294460

Something awful will happen to you some day and you'll wonder momentarily “what did I do to deserve this?" and the

answer is not because of any specific actions you did, it's just that you're by nature a piece of shit and you'll have that

reality ingrained in you by that action. I don't intend on doing anything about it, I don't need to since I can rely on

something else to do it, you'll just end up being in severe trauma over some random situation in your life and you'll be

at a loss for words. And it's dumb petty shit that you do like sending potential spoilers to people, that I've read

anyway before you sent them, that will build up and be the cause of your own misfortune.

:^)

I genuinely feel sorry for your existence, I'm sure your parents do as well, even doing actions like these are just

symptomatic of something worse going on when you're not being a waste of a reddit user. You might even take your

own life out of depression, and that would be awful because no-one should have that happen to them, but you'll

probably do it anyway and there's nothing I can do to stop it. I'm just the guy you were a piece of shit to by trying to

ruin something he enjoys, and failing since what you sent has been floating on the internet since the start of the year,

but I might be what crosses your mind last. And it's sad, like you.


 No.1294466


 No.1294483

>>1294386

>>1294392

Haha good job pls continue


 No.1294491

>>1294392

Report him for death threats and get him banned from Reddit


 No.1294507

>>1294465

What a retard. I used to get provoked in school to make me flip out, but eventually i learned to ignore it nad they stoped because it was no longer funny. Why can´t people just learn not to feed the trolls. Sage because stupid blogpost


 No.1294516

>>1294507

You should never respond to low intelligence insults or lies. Anyone that's not a fucking brainlet will believe them. If you respond you will most likely only make yourself look like an idiot.


 No.1294664

File: 94c3518add97ffb⋯.jpg (761.94 KB, 3508x2480, 877:620, 2d gentleman.jpg)

>>1294367

>dumpy fat girls feel sexually threatened by drawings

>>1294384

>I'M LOGGING OFF REDDIT SO YOU LOSE

These people are strange.


 No.1294699

File: 2936c54e879136b⋯.png (58.72 KB, 916x856, 229:214, lole.PNG)

>>1294367

This is me and I decided to give it a go anyway, totally worth it lol.


 No.1294718

File: a2c2bed6d8cb18d⋯.jpg (66.58 KB, 640x480, 4:3, ed.jpg)

>>1294699

>go tend to that coathanger scar on your chest that mommy left you

>unhappy people tend to kill themselves

Fuck man, it's just a superhero movie.


 No.1294740

>>1294718

Anon, I've heard of someone in my town buying out an entire row in movie theater to see this shit.


 No.1294772

File: 7202e653d438708⋯.png (264.25 KB, 1216x762, 608:381, damnre.PNG)

>>1294699

Damn he got me with his superior plebbit wit, who will I ever recover.


 No.1294782

>>1294319

>Hawkeye is not in the movie

I see jewwood is purging any actor that is remotely right-wing now


 No.1294811

>>1294772

this is getting cringey, just move to the next one already


 No.1294873

Trying my hand rn. Will report back later with butthurt.


 No.1294883

>>1294740

>buying seats that kids could have taken just to make his cinema going experience only for himself

Lmao what a cocksucker.

>>1294772

>way to take your own bait champ

How long have you been stringing this idiot along and he still thinks he's coming out on top.


 No.1294884

>>1294339

>DO I LOOK FUCKING MAD TO YOU

Everytime


 No.1294887

File: 5ec3767b8ba7831⋯.jpg (220.47 KB, 810x1200, 27:40, infinitewars.jpg)


 No.1294900

>he thinks you need an email for leddit


 No.1294911

>>1294345

>"THANOS WINS, EVERYBODY DIES"

Dr. Strange gives Thanos the Infinity gauntlet would probably be better lol everyone dies is something everyone already knows (even if they want to pretend they don't)


 No.1294915

>>1294887

>Almost all the niggers live

clapemoji.jpg


 No.1294918

File: 971f6d3cb6b69b2⋯.png (55.08 KB, 500x1433, 500:1433, spoiled.com.png)

too easy


 No.1294919


 No.1294920

File: 5e3e5f2f4bb8ea8⋯.jpg (20.17 KB, 342x294, 57:49, he he he.jpg)


 No.1294922

File: f4e294e294d693d⋯.png (609.89 KB, 1127x960, 1127:960, shhh spoiler.png)

>>1294390

You mean something like this? :'^)


 No.1294925

File: fd4c163d82fc262⋯.png (55.18 KB, 318x300, 53:50, 0e1d2d06d380713aa06d23f790….png)

>>1294922

That's simply perfection.


 No.1294940

File: dc5ee7f3f0cdc65⋯.jpg (155.11 KB, 1584x914, 792:457, tmp_20988-1osn7f17zytz4114….jpg)

>>1294384

>>1294386

>>1294392

>>1294345

>>1294363

>>1294339

>im gonna rape you

>something bad will happen to you copypasta

Don't these bugboys get that you're literally HELPING them by getting them to stop fucking supporting this (((media giant))) that make mediocre flicks and literally use psyops to get you to see them?

But no, they don't understand, they fucking can't, and regardless if this stuff was "spoiled" for them or not, they'll still watch it, probably fucking twice. They can't fucking get it through their goddamn soy riddled brains that this is literally all a scam. It's kind of like fnords, they're so conditioned that they're unable to register the usury on a subconcious level.

Did anyone watch Thor Ragnarok? I mean, actually watch it? Like every second or third scene you can easily see the shit effects and CGI bursting at the goddamn seams. They literally put no care into the creation of these films; 2001: a space odyssey literally came out like half a century ago and, had one tenth the budget, but had BETTER fucking special effects. Sure, there's definetly some moments where it didn't really hold up, but it's at least not disney tier where the lighting barely matches up on the greenscreens or constant fucking physical discontinuities.

I seriously believe that (((hollywood))) is just a giant money laundering scheme at this point. These movies look like they were made with a fucking fraction of the reported budget and a sliver of the supposed passion.


 No.1294943

File: 3c18068942ad6d2⋯.png (7.54 KB, 764x142, 382:71, screenshot-www.reddit.com-….png)

File: 00465e44fb5c03c⋯.png (6.27 KB, 757x150, 757:150, screenshot-www.reddit.com-….png)

File: 69c579dc760630e⋯.png (2.88 KB, 451x97, 451:97, screenshot-www.reddit.com-….png)

File: 9a80271757a2552⋯.png (5.91 KB, 772x109, 772:109, screenshot-www.reddit.com-….png)

I sent out a few hundred PMs, so I'll be updating as they roll in


 No.1294950

>>1294345

>"THANOS WINS, EVERYBODY DIES"

I guess that is a spoiler if they never read the books or looked in to who Thanos is.


 No.1294951

File: 7d06300e45e3989⋯.jpeg (114.94 KB, 600x661, 600:661, 7d06300e45e39897d86122a01….jpeg)

>>1294943

I am monitoring this thread.


 No.1294962

>>1294950

I guarantee you that 90% of the people seeing these movies have never read any of the comics


 No.1294963

>>1294943

Cool, I am enjoying reading them.


 No.1294968

File: a8849ddb5870b79⋯.png (6.98 KB, 842x130, 421:65, screenshot-www.reddit.com-….png)

File: 5089db63fd11d78⋯.png (4.75 KB, 775x117, 775:117, screenshot-www.reddit.com-….png)

File: ac932397696d98c⋯.png (7.64 KB, 964x145, 964:145, screenshot-www.reddit.com-….png)

File: dfb96814a2b1ff7⋯.png (5.15 KB, 514x145, 514:145, screenshot-www.reddit.com-….png)

Also have a redditor waiting to vent his buttfury on me through some sort of livechat feature


 No.1294971

File: 820774a7b50776b⋯.png (2.09 KB, 727x54, 727:54, neato.PNG)

WE DID IT REDDIT

Unfortunately not IP shadowbanned like the Salt Party.


 No.1294975

>>1294971

>permanently suspended

suspend

to temporarily prevent from continuing or being in force or effect.

You have been permanently temporarily banned.


 No.1294981

File: 8d6f1b2abbd85f1⋯.png (11.66 KB, 777x269, 777:269, ea.PNG)

>Literally redditchan


 No.1294986

lmao great thread, i love me a good spoiler op. If anyone is looking for a throwaway plebbit acct, I noticed ExtremeRazzmatazz is still available as a name.


 No.1294992

File: 2f265b9aec5bad9⋯.webm (1.6 MB, 1280x720, 16:9, haxzor.webm)

I've been spamming omegle and shamchat for about an hour. They've gotten remarkably civil about these things since Han Solo died.


 No.1294995

File: e450cc3f961164f⋯.png (8.79 KB, 1018x170, 509:85, screenshot-www.reddit.com-….png)

File: d2cd10b46dfade1⋯.png (7.44 KB, 709x203, 709:203, screenshot-www.reddit.com-….png)

File: b9a89090220b4e9⋯.png (8.52 KB, 974x137, 974:137, screenshot-www.reddit.com-….png)

File: 5525d44a4f7ae95⋯.png (11.76 KB, 1006x169, 1006:169, screenshot-www.reddit.com-….png)

4th image is the gore link the ledditor sent

>tfw I got le trolled


 No.1294999

>>1294950

>>1294962

You don't even need to have prior knowledge. The fact they already have a next movie in the works literally called part 2 would tell you the good guys are going to a big loss. This is like getting surprised at infidelity in a soap opera.


 No.1295001

>>1294992

This shit always gets me. Where is this from?


 No.1295010

>>1294999

Yet spoiling it still reaps untold amounts of butthurt anyways. What's your point?


 No.1295043

>>1294365

I ate a 40 cloves of roasted garlic last night and spent half the morning building a better universe than marvel capeshit.


 No.1295102

File: 14107c549726ea1⋯.jpg (66.35 KB, 852x470, 426:235, 1013.jpg)

>>1294887

>Everyone dies except for the favorites who showed up in more than one movie

Why are Marvel such cowards?


 No.1295104

File: c128650424f7850⋯.png (6 KB, 759x135, 253:45, screenshot-www.reddit.com-….png)

File: 4e3ccb692cd095a⋯.png (6.77 KB, 840x137, 840:137, screenshot-www.reddit.com-….png)

File: 8d0fda55245f846⋯.png (8.17 KB, 961x132, 961:132, screenshot-www.reddit.com-….png)

File: 4bd2692394e3d40⋯.png (4.65 KB, 789x106, 789:106, screenshot-www.reddit.com-….png)

File: c04d510884c855f⋯.png (27.31 KB, 1263x258, 421:86, screenshot-www.reddit.com-….png)


 No.1295206

File: 0753ed49f559202⋯.jpg (51.01 KB, 1024x576, 16:9, manOfCulture.jpg)

>>1295104

>That one guy who can handle the bants and plans to get shit faced in the theater.


 No.1295242

>>1295010

Learn how to read. Jesus Christ.


 No.1295265

>>1294995

Tame as fuck gore pic.

Hit back with this or spam /r/aww if you want to give some old cat ladies ptsd.

Fair warning it's rough.


 No.1295276

>>1295265

Really hope that roastie gets the same punishment as that poor doggo someday


 No.1295284

>>1295265

Dude, come on, keep that shit on /b/.


 No.1295285

>>1295104

Reddit is the greatest saltmine on the internet


 No.1295293

>>1295284

>>1295284

>Fair warning it's rough.

You deserve it retard.


 No.1295304

>>1294995

That gore pic is fucking tame, especially because of it being clean.

Send some Brazil vacation back, lol


 No.1295314

>>1295304

Does a surgery count as gore?

If so, what does there need to be for it to be considered gore?


 No.1295334

>>1294507

>don't feed the trolls

This has gone from a common saying to som mythical holy grail in the past decade or so.


 No.1295350

>>1294465

>implying entropy can target you around every corner, even changes of your own self.


 No.1295352

>>1294319

Stopped reading.

Whelp thats my cue to stay off /tv/ for awhile. You fuckers ruined HP7, you ruined Game of Thrones, you even figured out how to ruin Fallout 4. See ya in a couple months.


 No.1295377

>>1295352

You still haven't figured out how to kill yourself.


 No.1295388

>>1294887

Witch died too.


 No.1295415

File: d6f6924b0634e4f⋯.jpg (442.39 KB, 2048x2048, 1:1, tjyv41t0ixt01[1].jpg)

you niggers haven't done enough tbh, i wanna see mass outrage, not this shit


 No.1295416

File: eba736171cafb54⋯.webm (Spoiler Image, 8.26 MB, 264x480, 11:20, gore.webm)

File: 856af5122f3705b⋯.mp4 (Spoiler Image, 2.92 MB, 352x640, 11:20, gore.mp4)

>>1295314

Not all gore is created equal.

There should be a visceral and disgusting and disturbing aspect to it for it to be good gore.

Like so, again WARNING NOT PORN.


 No.1295418

HOOKTUBE THIS SHIT YOU DOUBLE NIGGERS


 No.1295430

>>1295418

Not everyone has autism like you


 No.1295438

File: 970e849ede17f93⋯.jpg (31.75 KB, 558x640, 279:320, ThatReallyWoahedMyMommas.jpg)

>>1295265

>>1295276

People who hurt doggos are the lowest of all life.


 No.1295449

>>1295438

Some chinks made it so some other sick fucks could jack off to it.


 No.1295454

>>1295416

Well now, that’s quite unpleasant.


 No.1295498

File: a758ee70d6ea26f⋯.jpg (18.95 KB, 255x300, 17:20, 013e66fa04f54ca9f57940aa9b….jpg)

I'm going to my local cinema tomorrow with my buds and doing a driveby spoil to the people waiting in line. Any tips on what I should say? Here's what I thought of so far:

>Hulk loses to Thanos, mans the Hulkbuster for the rest of the movie

>Spiderman and Nick Fury turn into ashes

>Thanos kills vision

>Dr Strange gives up the time stone to save Iron Man's life


 No.1295501

>>1295498

Just say "almost everyone dies"


 No.1295506

>>1295501

Needs to be more specific or else nobody will believe me.


 No.1295509

>>1294460

>t. zach redditor~

what's the difference anyways?


 No.1295512

>>1295498

Second one.


 No.1295515

>>1294319

>Thanos wins, Gamora dies, Loki Dies, Banner can't turn into Hulk, everybody turns to Dust

Isn't that exactly the comic's ending? How the fuck is that even considered a spoiler at this day and age?


 No.1295528

>>1295515

Maybe it's because a movie doesn't have to cover the full comic


 No.1295700

>>1294382

I found out Schwarma is kinda good. Does that count?


 No.1297292

bump


 No.1297344

>Everyone dies

Didn't they promise anyone killed would be dead for good to avoid the lack of stakes?


 No.1297364

File: da3f6a9a5ab8ccb⋯.jpg (168.88 KB, 829x1000, 829:1000, das it.jpg)


 No.1297694

File: 1afeb78396914c9⋯.jpg (145.16 KB, 890x890, 1:1, 1466940110283.jpg)

>>1297344

>promise

>Hollywood

Even if they did I would take it as confirmation of the opposite happening


 No.1297714

THANOS I'VE COME TO BARGAIN FUCK EVERYONE'S SHIT


 No.1297730

File: fd2ac096e857ba9⋯.png (168.94 KB, 459x475, 459:475, amerimunter.png)

>>1294943

>bernnie supporter

WEW KEKEPEDES CONFIRMED FOR CAPECUCKS


 No.1297751

>>1294319

Yeah, gonna need an abridged version. I ain't reading all that shit, nigga.


 No.1297752

HookTube embed. Click on thumbnail to play.

 No.1297826

File: 03a5ca4888593f5⋯.png (7.26 KB, 333x42, 111:14, ClipboardImage.png)


 No.1297841

Purple CGI Ron Perlman kills everyone


 No.1297866

>>1294465

>Something awful will happen to you some day

Fuck you. My tenbux is my tenbux, not yours.


 No.1297867

File: 30be1873df98ba9⋯.gif (2.09 MB, 269x225, 269:225, causing hurt.gif)

>>1295352

Hey you left out that we ruined TFA. That was my favorite spoiler op.


 No.1297874

>>1295104

Forgot to say that my plebbit account got deleted shortly afterwards so I couldn't harvest anymore butthurt.

Sorry anons


 No.1297879

>>1297874

>so I couldn't harvest

>t. Big Harv


 No.1297937

>>1294386

report oh_i_still_here for threats


 No.1297952

>>1294386

>"Something awful will happen to you some day…"

I mean, tragedy befalls us all, good or bad. I don't think posting spoilers to some mass produced jewish capeshit is going to increase or decrease your karmic odds.


 No.1300650

File: 14f33422b289fe4⋯.jpg (33.58 KB, 540x540, 1:1, i want to dream.jpg)

>>1295265

>silence

>headphones set really loud but no sound

>play this

>the crunch and squeal at at full blast

Why don't people do more to stop this?




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