No.1010333
Is that force Luke? Looks deaged and dyed the grey out.
No.1010361
Can mods srsly start banning the people that are spoiling the plot???!!
No.1010364
>>1010361
you can't spoil what is already rotten
No.1010377
>>1010372
what anime is this
No.1010378
>>1010361
Go back to reddit.
No.1010382
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No.1010415
>>1010372
WTF is this shit. I'm not even going to ironically enjoy this now.
No.1010417
>>1010372
Christ this is /r/cringe(y)
No.1010425
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
>>1010319
With all modern special effects and Disney budget they could anything, but instead they copy Matrix.
No.1010431
>>1010404
Reddit said the shirt scene was funny. Where is the fucking joke?
No.1010434
>>1010428
SPOILERS
Wtf at least have the common courtesy to put it behind a spoiler you stupid sack of shit. Fuck you.
No.1010439
Reminder the the first lines of the film are Poe prank calling Hux:
>This is Commander Poe Dameron of the Republic fleet, I have an urgent communique for General Hugs.
>Patch him through.
>This is General Hux of the First Order. The Republic is no more. Your fleet are Rebel scum and war criminals. Tell your precious princess there will be no terms, here will be no surrender.
>POE: Hi, I'm holding for General Hugs.
>This is Hux. You and your friends are doomed. We will wipe your filth from the galaxy.
>POE: Okay. I'll hold.
>Hello?
>POE: Hello? Yup.
>I'm still here. Can he hear me?
>POE: Hugs?
>He can.
>POE: With an 'H.' Skinny guy. Kinda pasty.
>I can hear you. Can you hear me?
>Look, I can't hold forever. If you reach him, tell him Leia has an urgent message for him…
>I believe he's tooling with you, sir.
>POE: …about his mother.
>Open fire!
No.1010443
>>1010439
I don't even know if you're joking anymore
No.1010461
>>1010439
Disney turned Star Wars into Marvel.
No.1010465
>>1010461
>implying this is a bad thing
Marvel capeshit is supreme kino.
No.1010474
>>1010461
>Disney turned bought Star Wars to add it into Marvel universe.
SWMCU
No.1010480
>>1010372
That green screen…
That projection really fucks up the drama and the intensity of the scene. Who the hell thought that it was a good idea?!
Why are they forcing that relationship between Rey and Finn? It's so unnatural.
>"I will kill… The Last Jedi™"
cue end credits
No.1010485
>>1010480
>Who the hell thought that it was a good idea?!
No.1010488
>>1010431
>Reddit said
There's your problem.
No.1010495
>>1010483
My god this is as awful as that scene in Ep II where the dozen of jedis were fighting the CG droids in the arena.
Also since when they can activate a lightsaber without pressing the button?
No.1010498
>>1010372
nothin personnel, kid
No.1010503
>>1010439
If it's true, way to suck all tension from the battle.
No.1010504
>>1010404
#m-my body, m-my choice
#don’t tell me how to dress
#how dare you slut shame me
#men2
No.1010507
>>1010478
<that sjw sideshave doe
gross
No.1010508
>>1010495
Since when can you move a lightsaber without touching it?
No.1010511
>>1010372
There are PS2 era video game cutscenes with better choreography than this.
No.1010525
>>1010319
>>1010485
Reminder: George is aware of the feminist cancer.
No.1010527
I hate Disney. I hate Soy Wars. I hate the whole "geek culture" garbage. I hate progressivism. I hate how all these things are interceded.
There's no quality entertainment anymore, it's all about politics and appealing to the ego of "geek" manchildren. Also these action scenes are awful.
No.1010530
That shot isn't bad though cry more
No.1010532
>>1010512
Why are they even fighting them, they already failed at their job the moment their boss died.
No.1010534
>>1010525
then why does he support it? >>1009079
No.1010540
>>1010534
Trolling everyone that ever shit on the prequels?
No.1010541
>>1010534
Because the kikes would murder his family. Probably why he sold it in the first place.
No.1010542
>>1010525
>that clap at the end
KEK
No.1010543
>>1010536
You showed me EDGYMEISTER
The shot isn't bad prove me wrong
No.1010553
>>1010372
Those cgi rocks rivals the gold cgi from that hobbit movie. I see Kylo is looking extra emo and greasy than every before. He has truly crossed into the dark pores side.
No.1010554
>>1010512
What >>1010511 said, but it actually looks like one.
No.1010556
>>1010532
For le epic xD fight scene with le stronk womyn xdddd!! duh.
No.1010566
>>1010439
>Kinda pasty
white males btfo and forever self-conscious. bravo Disney. #WhitesSoFragile
No.1010567
>>1010525
Holy shit that ending
>"they are selfish and greedy, turns themselves into evil people, who don't care about other people"
>silence in the room
>Lucas gives a side-eye look to Kennedy
>CLAP
>Kennedy looks annoyed
That was subtle but awesome. No surprise she kicked him from Star Wars.
No.1010582
>>1010543
>Why is the played out Matrix meme cringe worthy and gay?
>The Disney corporation told me it's the opposite.
No.1010584
>>1010443
He isn't, its the leaked script. Suddenly makes sense why the journalists are saying this has marvel humor, because of this cancer.
https://archive.fo/aasRH
No.1010585
This is actually worse than TFA
No.1010593
>>1010567
Actually having heard him say what he said right there, even though I don't know if it was intentional as you suspect. I certainly have a newfound respect for the man's intelligence. Those universal motifs are exactly what make good stories. Good man.
No.1010594
>>1010584
Any jokes in the opening crawl?
No.1010598
>>1010591
god, what an ugly jew
No.1010601
Any video of Leia flying through space?
No.1010608
>>1010372
>>1010404
>>1010428
>>1010450
>>1010483
>>1010512
>>1010591
>not zooming in/correcting the perspective and blurring the heads in front of you so Disney can't roughly estimate where you were sitting and check their IR cameras facing the crowd to pinpoint the leaker
Getting blacklisted and fired from your job is the minimum they can expect. On top of that I bet Disney makes all the journos sign some sort of NDA agreement for extra fuckery
No.1010610
No.1010615
>>1010608
>Getting blacklisted and fired from your job is the minimum they can expect.
>costing Disney a couple hundred million in losses more than I'd earn in my lifetime
fair trade tbh
No.1010618
>>1010591
how many times has she cried in the two movies yet? three in TFA?
S T R O N K W O M Y N
No.1010619
>>1010606
The moment he searched his heart and realised Trump was right.
No.1010621
No.1010622
>>1010608
Looks like it's all from third world asian shit holes. Technology isn't advanced enough to tell chinks apart from one another.
No.1010623
>>1010621
The House of Mouse raped his soul.
No.1010625
>>1010618
> realistic strong womyn
how many times has she had menstrual cramps in the middle of a lightsaber fight?
No.1010629
They're canceling advanced screenings for Solo as we post, only going to premiere it the night before wide release.
No.1010633
>>1010372
>This truly is Star Wars VIII: The Last Jedi
what did he mean by this
No.1010638
>>1010629
Even the most normal of normalfags don't want to watch a Solo movie without Ford. So doing that won't help them make money.
No.1010640
oh my god. i had some sliver of hope when it was announced that rian would do this film, but when the trailer dropped, i knew i had been duped.
today is a landmark. today i appreciate the force awakens.
No.1010643
>>1010640
2 wrongs don't make a right
No.1010645
>>1010629
>>1010638
They should've made a CG movie with Ford doing motion capture.
No.1010647
>>1010508
I know they can use the force to move objects but I didn't know that they could activate a lightsaber from the other side of a room.
>>1010591
>tfw the trailer had the exact same scene and people were saying that it was edited
Also could they stop using that phrase: "join me and together we're going to X", it has no meaning when it's used by bland characters.
>>1010606
>tfw you've waited 30 years to finally get the band back together… but Disney decided to get rid of your two friends.
No.1010652
No.1010655
>>1010647
>>1010508
>>1010495
>since when they can activate a lightsaber without pressing the button?
if they can use the force to open a door, why wouldn't they be able to ignite a lightsaber? this isn't new at all.
>>1010643
i know, but as bad as tfa is, it didn't go full retard.
No.1010660
>>1010655
>Everything about Starkiller base
They were already at full retard, only they somehow went past that for this pile of shit.
No.1010666
>>1010645
>They should've made a CG movie with Ford doing motion capture.
Ben Ford, Harrison's son has a pretty strong facial resemblance to him, they even used his face as a stand-in capture for changes in Blade Runner Final Cut, they could probably do something similar with having him stand-in and overlay CGI to make a passable 50's aged Solo, but it wouldn't work for a prequel where he's suppose to be in his 20's.
No.1010669
BETTER THAN EMPIRE STRIKES BACK
No.1010670
>>1010660
nigga, they didn't just go past it. they went to fucking ludicrous speed.
>>1010666
indeed, mr. satan, the correct choice was anthony ingruber, who has a likeliness to ford, studied ford intensely for a role where he played a younger version of ford's character, and has ford's mannerisms down to the t. instead we got a jewboy who spielberg met at his barmitzvah and was ushered in after having maybe two big roles prior to this.
No.1010672
No.1010673
Is it true Leia uses the force to fly like Superman? Tell me it's true.
No.1010677
>>1010615
>couple hundred million
anon…
No.1010685
>>1010372
>"Every word you just said is wrong."
Holy fuck. It's real. I read this in the leaked script and thought it had to be fake. It's something some reddit nu-male soy boy cuckold would say on the internet. Who wrote this shit?
No.1010686
>>1010512
those mewling whimper/grunts. so stronk. so independent. but, what precisely did Disney mean by this?
No.1010687
No.1010688
No.1010693
>>1010434
>Thread is titled Star Wars Footage
>"WHOA WHAT THE FUCK WHAT'S WITH ALL THE SPOILERS IN THIS THREAD? ? ?"
kill yourself.
No.1010695
Some anon needs to post the Leia spacewalk. I need it for trolling purposes.
No.1010696
So clip with force Yoda? I want to experience all the bad.
No.1010697
No.1010699
>>1010525
Reminder: George Lucas was talking about Trump in that video. he was heavily anti-Bush, he's heavily anti-Trump
No.1010702
>>1010512
so what the fuck happened to the knights of ren? are they the praetorian guards? does their little order even exist outside of kylo? was it all just a meme on top of a meme? fuck me, jj may be a shit writer but rian johnson deserves a giant cock for not keeping any sort of continuity.
No.1010704
>>1010353
holy shit it's worse than I ever imagined
anyone paying to see this gets everything they deserve
No.1010706
>>1010585
yeah feel the same.
No.1010710
>>1010591
>we can rule together and bring (a new) order to the galaxy
10/10 origimal donut steel
No.1010717
>>1010699
while george is a bleeding heart liberal and had no problem telling people he based sheev off of nixon and cheney, he didn't let it get in the way of making the movies, he still focused on shit like character development and such.
No.1010719
>>1010536
maybe I should drop beard growing. fucking soyboys.
No.1010728
>>1010722
they meant the astral projection
No.1010732
>>1010730
Kek. Please make a salt thread with your caps.
No.1010734
>>1010732
i will as soon as people stop d/cing on instinct.
No.1010736
>>1010722
Stop trying to force this scene into being a meme. It's actually really emotional and powerful in the theater. Honestly Disney did a great job with this film and it's well worth the ticket price. But what can I expect from redditors who have to make everything a meme. *Sigh…
No.1010737
>>1010736
Put more effort and turn it into a pasta please.
No.1010739
>>1010695
>>1010601
>>1010722
This is not going to become a meme. When you watch the scene in context…let's just say it makes total sense. It's also very tastefully done. There's just some troubled individuals on this board causing trouble.
No.1010741
>>1010731
maybe it would work for me since I dont have mannerism of faggot.
No.1010743
>>1010739
I said pasta, not the same thing posted over and over again.
No.1010745
>>1010736
>>1010739
Come now lad. Quit with the shit b8 or you get a ban.
No.1010750
>>1010739
it's sad that 8chan wants memes this badly they're trying to make this into something crazy. our heyday is gone. it's not star wars that died.
No.1010751
>>1010685
>It's something some reddit nu-male soy boy cuckold would say on the internet.
It's the target audience.
No.1010753
>>1010750
the actions of a few retards do not constitute the whole board, anon.
No.1010755
this thread is a massive overreaction to a pretty ordinary scene. you all are just trying to emulate great threads of memes gone by
No.1010756
>>1010750
>>1010753
You could be refining your pasta about now.
No.1010758
>>1010755
Dubs do not make-a good pasta
No.1010762
>>1010750
>our heyday is gone. it's not star wars that died.
Oh the melodrama!
No.1010764
>>1010756
why are you lumping me in with that guy?
No.1010765
So let me get this straight
Kylo beat Snoke
but Rey already beat Kylo
but Rey's parents are fucking nobodies
So supreme evilbad is worse than literal nobodies, great writing
No.1010767
Has anyone here even watched it? No I bet. Well I have and basically this is all an overreaction. I barely noticed it, and when I did, I thought it was pretty cool and totally in keeping with the starwars universe. Leia is a powerful character, her using the force is not that much of a stretch.
No.1010768
>>1010764
Because sometimes a good dish needs 2 chefs
No.1010770
>>1010767
Why not just give everyone force powers?
No.1010772
Chrome Dome Coming Through
No.1010775
>>1010772
awful angle
only thing i could tell is the droid somehow disables an at-st
No.1010777
>>1010772
Whoever recorded this should be shot.
No.1010778
>>1010755
get the fuck out before I suck your dick you faggot
No.1010781
No.1010787
It didn't have to be this way. The women could have been kept in the kitchen.
No.1010788
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WHOOOOOOOOOOOOSSSHSSSHHHH
No.1010800
>>1010439
There was something charming about the humor in IV: A New Hope. Maybe it was the nostalgia factor kicking in, but I legitimately enjoyed it when they broke into the cell block and Han gets on the radio:
>Uh, everything's under control, situation normal.
<What happened?
>Uh, had a slight weapons malfunction, but– uh, everything's perfectly fine now.
>We're fine, we're all fine here, now. Thank you.
>How are you?
<We're sending a squad up.
>Um– uh, negative, negative. We have a reactor leak here, give us uh–a few minutes to lock it down. Um, large leak, very dangerous.
<Who is this? What's your operating number?
>*blast panel*
>Boring conversation anyway.
It fit his character and made light of the situation while keeping in line with how dangerous the scenario was. It was funny, it fit the character, and everything worked out.
This exchange between Dameron and Hux makes no sense. What does it do to improve the scene? How does it make the tension feel more real? What does it do to tie everything together?
Fuck, I hate this shitty sequel trilogy more and more every time I see or hear something from it.
No.1010802
>>1010800
It's made for retarded 16 year old cunts. Cut your IQ in half and you'll giggle like a school girl and think it's totes cute!
No.1010805
>>1010800
The humor in ANH felt natural. In TLJ if feels forced.
No.1010809
>>1010759
>That face.
"Sorry sir. We're all out of original recipe."
No.1010818
>>1010805
>>1010800
you guys forget that george was inspired by golden age classics whereas rian johnson was inspired by annie hall (the film that beat star wars for best picture, ironically enough).
No.1010820
>>1010372
Heh, see you 'round, kid.
No.1010825
>>1010818
but if Woody Allen had written TLJ, it might actually be funny, and full of jailbait
No.1010830
>>1010772
>chrome dome
wait… does Disney own the rights to G.I. Joe?
No.1010835
alright /b/ you were 100% right, it is bad. Much worse than TFA and Rogue One. The only positive I can see is Daisy Ridley's acting isn't as bad. That said, please give me your thoughts on everything that's wrong with the writing here. I can't pinpoint why it's so uncomfortable.
No.1010839
>>1010439
>"kinda pasty"
>all this real world lingo instead of it sounding like a universe far far away
I feel so stupid for ever laughing at the Prequels. I know understand and appreciate the theatrical like dialogue in them so much more. Forgive me, George.
No.1010845
>>1010525
Holy shit, did he sell Star Wars to make a point?
No.1010870
It's not too late, there's still one man that can be called on to attempt to save a franchise that JJ has ruined… **#TarantinoEpIX
No.1010873
>>1010835
It's because none of the characters act like they are in a real alternative universe. They act like gamers playing a video game, there is no tension because everything is a joke or a reference to another movie. They took everything wrong with The Cuck Awakens and amplified it.
No.1010888
>>1010439
Meanwhile TFA opened with the First Order invading a Jakku's camp and merciless killing the people in there.
Yes, we got to a point where TFA seems good.
No.1010894
>>1010888
No, we didn't We reached a point where TFA isn't the worst movie Disney made. That's not impressive, because The fORCE Awakens was still fucking terrible.
No.1010898
>>1010873
They act like millennials during the Comic-Con. It's the target audience after all.
No.1010900
>>1010888
i came to peace with TFA not being THAT bad about 45 minutes into rogue one. the characters are likeable enough and they had some good mindless fun killing bad guys. there were some neat looking sets and costumes.
we're not going to get an actually good star wars movie ever again. there's no point in fighting it.
No.1010913
>>1010900
>le mindless fun
Kill yourself, nigger.
No.1010916
>>1010512
BS they would have immediately bent the knee
No.1010924
>>1010372
>i would have killed the last jedi
>literally a "i have become batman begins" scripting
>that autismo force hologram stunt
3d cucks actually pay to see this garbage lmao
also notice how the audience is just sitting there and not engaged at all
No.1010932
>>1010845
sooner or later you redditors learn the truth.
No.1010937
>>1010932
From that interview it honestly seems like Lucas sold Star Wars knowing full-well that it would be corrupted and ruined, and that he's trying to teach nerds a valuable lesson about what happens when you hand over something valuable to kikes.
No.1010939
>>1010937
considering he named them in that charlie rose interview, yeah i'd say you're right on the money.
No.1010945
>>1010939
>tfw we didn't listen
It's truly incredible how Disney actually invalidated everything that happened in Return of the Jedi by making Han Solo a piece of shit who abandons his son and Luke a scumbag who tries to murder his child nephew. Then killing them both off and saying, "Hurr hurr, lol, duh First Order is more powerful than the Empire"
If you take Disney Wars seriously, then nothing that happened in the Original Trilogy even matters, it was just filler.
No.1010947
>>1010937
George put himself in that position by abandoning the original fans and refusing to release the unaltered original trilogy. Fans were willing to move on and chose to disregard the prequels and simply enjoy the originals, as they remembered them, if they had simply been offered the option. He made war with his fan base and lost.
No.1010952
>>1010947
>refusing to release the unaltered original trilogy
you redditfags never cease to amaze me.
No.1010954
>>1010591
>both of them are crying
Soy Wars Episode VIII: A New Strain of HIV
No.1010956
>>1010952
>you redditfags never cease to amaze me.
non-anamorphic DVD release from masters made for the laserdisc release
No.1010960
>>1010956
it's pre special edition and that's what counts. you'll never see the theatrical releases as they perfectly were unless you get the film reels like they did for that silver screen release.
No.1010964
>>1010960
there's already cleanup projects for ESB and RotJ, but point is, Lucas should be doing that professionally, and not making fans prove it's possible with a modest budget and the oldest beatup theatrical reels they can get their hands on
No.1010966
>>1010954
How come you dont use better words like faggot, nigger, cuck, commieshit and spic instead of the word "soy" ?
No.1010967
>>1010591
The dialogue is almost completely lifted from Empire.
No.1010972
>>1010964
>but point is, Lucas should be doing that
lucas kept tinkering with them to fit what he felt was more of his vision. why would he return to an older version you stupid fuck? so what, because you don't like it you feel you should be entitled to an earlier release? lmao, eat dick kid. it's out there and you refuse to go get it.
>>1010966
not that guy but soy wars is a perfect zinger. soy boy is the new numale.
No.1010973
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
only embeding this because it had an age restriction and fuck having a youtube account
polite sage
No.1010974
>>1010483
Look at hooknose fighting there. He does the same move twice in a row and then he stabs the floor… Because the third guy hit the floor.
Fucking disgraceful.
No.1010975
>>1010966
You are staring at a bottle of that shit right now, aren’t you? On the desk near the crusted plate of chink food?
No.1010977
>>1010969
Is this where Beru got her blue milk from?
No.1010978
>>1010483
Is this fight for real? This was really the best take?
No.1010979
>>1010972
>lucas kept tinkering with them to fit what he felt was more of his vision.
and that's why he declared a war on his fanbase and lost, and sold to Disney, so if was trying to prove any point by doing so, it falls on deaf ears with most fan base; Disney is only proving so far they can do a worse job>>1010972
>lmao, eat dick kid.
>implying i'm not old enough to remember seeing the original cuts…
thanks I guess?
No.1010982
>>1010979
>muh OT
>the Prequels were bad!
>the fans won!
Enjoy the fruits of your victory, retard.
No.1010983
>>1010979
>he declared a war on his fanbase
other way around, friend. the fans fired first with that documentary "the people vs george lucas". it was a bunch of butthurt manchildren who felt the prequels raped their childhood. they are downright responsible for today's shit, not george. george is dad, and he taught his kids a lesson of what happens when you put an ice cube in a firepit.
No.1010985
After watching these clips I want you to remember.. this is the movie that critics are giving perfect scores and saying that this is the best Star Wars movie ever made. This shit is what they consider the most wonderful fucking thing released all year. They won't shut up about this movie for the next several months and their endless shilling will likely push this movie to be successful enough to guarantee they don't lose a dime.
No.1010986
>>1010972
Fair enough, but is sounds reddit nigger tier.
>>1010975
Oh shit, go back to reddit you nigger faggot spic inbred subhuman shit. You will never be white.
No.1010987
>>1010983
>the people vs george lucas
>a 2010 documentary
>George's war was declared in 1997 with special edition ver 1.0 trilogy release
No.1010989
>>1010985
Well yeah, critics are braindead sycophants and shills. That isn't news.
No.1010990
I've had the movie spoilered for me when I'm seeing it friday morning at like 8 something
No.1010991
>>1010985
They do this with literally every movie pumped out from Hollywood. I am not surprised at all.
No.1010992
>>1010987
Listen faggot, no one is on your side. Your kind threw a fit over the Prequels not being remakes of the OT, and the Sequel Trilogy is exactly what you deserve. George owned your ass.
No.1010995
>>1010984
>nutrious green milk
>yfw it is actually their cum
No.1010996
>>1010990
>seeing disney wars in a theater
You deserve to be raped by an Abo.
No.1010997
>>1010995
>Soy Boy nutrition
No.1010998
>>1010996
what if i'm sneakin in? i get free movies anyway
No.1011000
>>1010998
You're spending valuable hours of your life watching brain-rotting propaganda made by Disney, you objectively lose.
No.1011001
>>1010772
damn she even uses the same staff
No.1011002
>>1011000
sweet mother of gets
No.1011003
>>1010996
>>1011000
>these are the people who try and talk to you online
You are a phony.
No.1011010
>>1010788
>you will never give Suika a sake enema
No.1011018
>>1010839
Yet people still give EP2 shit for that one scene that kinda looks like a 50s style diner.
No.1011020
Who are you meant to idealize in these movies? Poe is the only one who comes close and he's a stupid side character who doesn't do much and has a shit personality. Like i don't want to be any of these people and i can't imagine any kids playing Star Wars in their backyard pretending to be Finn or Rey or Kylo. These characters suck. They're over-emotional losers with no self confidence. They're not cool. What they might be is a direct projection of the faggots who write these movies, over emotional losers with no self confidence who live vicariously through the power-trip media they consume. Like why the fuck isn't a real man or a real woman in this movie? Why can't someone like Scott Eastwood be the main character, or even the villain? Every single person is so devoid of grit. It's not even masculinity at this point. All the women in these movies are so childish and immature.
>Rey looks and acts like a prepubescent girl
>Kylo is a faggot with no purpose, this might as well be a coming of age story with a 30yo man
>Finn is a black soyboy so he can't even emote well enough to pull off the melodramatic nonsense
The question needs to be asked; Was Disney actually dumb enough to make 3 movies in a franchise that thrives on longevity with no likable characters? Or is this a deliberate attempt to alter perceptions of humanity in general? I wouldn't discount just how gay the entertainment industry is. Wouldn't surprise me to learn this is a product from a culture of dumb ideas. But I feel like Disney exects wouldn't ignore the market research from the last two movies or ignore common sense. People want to see cool people on screen, not people who should be working at Best Buy wielding a lightsaber. But if you're trying to further the brain cancer that is Star Wars into an even more overwhelming product line, you might sacrifice some toy sales for that.
No.1011023
>>1011000
>You're spending valuable hours of your life watching brain-rotting propaganda
<posts on 8ban
No.1011028
if kylo ren knows how to use the force to turn lightsabers on/off why doesn't he just do that to everyone he fights against?
No.1011031
>>1011000
sweet mother of gets>>1011020
>What they might be is a direct projection of the faggots who write these movies, over emotional losers with no self confidence who live vicariously through the power-trip media they consume.
No.1011032
>>1011031
oh my, that fucked up badly. meant to reply the pic to >>1011020
No.1011033
>>1011020
>idealize
All movies are cynical now. Everything must either be mocked literally or figuratively and it must be done so in a way that no one in the audience will feel left out. Paying to see a movie is paying to watch some Hollywood kike piss on the grave of your nation and your people.
No.1011035
>>1011028
This is honestly a good question. Why don't Jedi just turn off eachother's lightsabers in fights?
No.1011038
>>1011035
The Jedi of old used to have a code, even the Sith, it was ritualistic - but that all seems out of the window
No.1011040
>>1011035
Why don't they force crush the other guys balls? That is more of an insta win move.
No.1011041
>>1011035
>Why don't Jedi just turn off eachother's lightsabers in fights?
iirc there was an old explanation for this, the force would be used to surround the saber to prevent that, or it took great strength to be able to do so. i don't remember the exact reason, i just know there was one.
No.1011042
No.1011043
>>1011041
So Kylo can just do whatever he wnats with the Force, yet he still couldn't beat some random girl in a lightsaber fight? Makes sense.
No.1011047
>>1011043
>expecting common sense and continuity in these films
son you're a long way from home
No.1011049
>>1010372
jesus christ what a trainwreck
No.1011050
>>1010361
Oy vey how dare these filthy goyim to spoil the plot of Star Wars: the Last Jedi? This could seriously hunrt Disney's profits! This would be literally worse than the Holocaust!
No.1011056
>>1011035
Because Star Wars has become the Naruto of film. I'd be willing to bet it actually gets worse by EP9, too.
No.1011057
>>1011056
Jew Jew is doing 9, of course it's going to get worse.
No.1011059
>>1011056
oh episode 9 will be the ultimate shitfest. jew jew is back to co-write with rian soyson and some fag who used to write for lost or something, with jew jew as director.
No.1011062
>>1011033
>All movies are cynical now
Or alternatively they're mindless le popcorn flicks like Mad Max or John Wick. I'm sitting here trying to think of the coolest meme actor right now and it's probably Chris Pratt. He's an handsome masculine guy but every character he plays in endlessly emasculated and turned into a joke.
No.1011065
>>1011062
star lord isn't turned into a joke. neither is the pedo stache fagboy he played in jewassic world.
ironically both of them have more character development than any character in tfa.
No.1011066
>>1010685
>It's something some reddit nu-male soy boy cuckold would say
>Who wrote this shit?
answered your own question
No.1011067
>>1011033
>all movies are cynical right now
Not all.
No.1011068
>>1010982
This is a pretty bad green screen for a 2017 movie
No.1011073
>>1011065
>ironically both of them have more character development than any character in tfa.
They do, but he's not meant to be a cool guy. Again he has no self confidence especially in GotG. He acts like every anime protagonist where he does cool shit sometimes but immediately follows with something embarrassing or stupid
>>1011067
god bless Mel Gibson
No.1011075
>>1011065
His character will be a buffon in Jurassic World 2. Just watch the trailer.
No.1011077
>>1011067
>posting this 4/10 flick
No.1011080
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>>1010591
Holy shit, did they get Tameem to write the script.
https://www.hooktube.com/watch?v=Wzd3_QHBm1I
"Muh Shakespear oh VIDOE GAEMS!"
>>1010772
So, with all of the bad guys dying in this film, who will be the villian in the next one?
No.1011083
>>1011080
Carrie Fischer was the script doctor.
You are now aware that Carrie Fischers massive drug use fueled by having to fix Disneys latest shitfest star wars movie is what killed her.
No.1011088
>>1011077
If you actually think this you might need to get your test levels checked and stop watching television. Not even joking.
No.1011091
>>1011080
Tbh that is typical Star Wars dialogue
No.1011098
>>1011080
>who will be the villian in the next one?
probably gonna be jewlo. funny thing is i bet they won't even defeat the first order.
>>1011075
oh no, i already suffered enough with the first one, i won't give any time to that shitfest.
>>1011083
is there any confirmation fisher was still doing script doctoring on the new films? i vaguely remember rian saying something that she did, but i can't imagine this shit getting past her, unless she stopped giving a fuck.
>>1011073
>he's not meant to be a cool guy. Again he has no self confidence especially in GotG
>scours the galaxy doing odd jobs while banging various alien women
>not cool or confident
you're falling for their bait, stop it.
No.1011099
>>1011080
kylo ren is the new supreme leader
No.1011100
>>1011091
No, it's not, nigger. Go shill your shit on reddit.
No.1011103
No.1011109
>>1011099
>kylo ren is the new supreme leader
but can he make the Kessel run in 12 powersecs?
No.1011110
>>1011109
>he can't make the Kylo run in 10 powercleans
No.1011112
No.1011114
>>1011098
>>scours the galaxy doing odd jobs while banging various alien women
Maybe in the comics or some shit but that's not how he's portrayed in the movies at all. All he does is cry about his mom and passively bitch about the blue guy, or he cries about the blue guy's death because he was real dad to him. Again, these characters are written to be immature because the writers are mentally still children. Starlord's sexual exploits are not even presented as a cool thing. They're presented like a he's a horny teenager. Like the scene with the gold people. He doesn't act confident and cool, he acts awkward and apprehensive.
No.1011118
>>1011114
hmm, i suppose i looked into it more than i should have. i just want a galactic tradesman movie ffs.
No.1011125
Will this fucker give this movie a perfect 10/10? I suppose he could do it, and then give the next one a 11/10 because it's a Jew Jew Binks movie.
No.1011127
>>1011125
rey and finn hug, so he's giving it at least an 8/10.
No.1011158
>>1011118
>you will never get a decent game/movie where man conquers the stars through dick
No.1011167
>>1011088
/pol dubs confirm low T weaker dubs
>>1011077
No.1011171
>>1010606
It works better with music…
No.1011182
>>1011171
is this the new sad affleck?
No.1011199
>>1011182
No, they already did one to 'Hello Darkness'…I thought I'd make one a little more appropriate to the genre…do you think it works?
No.1011200
>>1011171
Your soul now belongs to the Mouse, Luke.
No.1011209
>>1011171
that kind of made me sad anon :(
No.1011211
>>1011199 (checked)
indeed it does, i'm just thinking of a title for it. i don't want to call it sad hamill, but it's a good placeholder.
No.1011213
>>1011171
He should be happy they killed him off tbh. You don't want to be associated with that.
No.1011215
>>1011211
>>1011209
Yup…that was the point. The original versions were more along the lines of finding something angry sounding to go along with his look…but then I thought, 'his anger is because of the betrayal…and the thought of what could have been'.
So then it made sense to pair it with the most hopeful thing we associate with Luke. Does that make sense?
No.1011218
>>1011100
Yes, it is. It feels rehashed from TESB.
No.1011247
>>1011171
Knowing that Hamill is such a playful jovial guy it really gets to me seeing him expressing any sort of negativity, kinda just wanna reach out and give him a bro hug.
Tbh I think it might have been difficult to see carrie on screen after her death as well so could be a reason why he's a bit shook here.
No.1011260
Reminder that Star Wars was never good. It was trash, created to sell a new line of action figures.
No.1011264
>>1011260
>i-it was always about the toys!
No.1011276
>>1011211
I was thinking something along the lines from the movie…It's too long, but 'There's nothing for me here now…' or something like that. You know, something that he says when he gives up on something.
No.1011282
Ah, I got it.
'Bye-bye Luke.'
How about that? Or something from the new movie like
'See ya around, kid…'
No.1011291
>>1011264
It was. The original trilogy managed to succeed through marketing alone. Never underestimate the power of shitty plastic dolls.
No.1011294
>>1011291
congrats, you're a moron. the studios had no hope in the movie, so they gave lucas merchandising rights. he got lucky and suddenly demand was everywhere. they had orders for figures backed up a whole year because nothing was produced ahead of the film's release.
No.1011350
>>1011294
>the studios had no hope in the movie, so they gave lucas merchandising rights.
And? The studios were right about Lucas' "films", they were fucking trash and would have never sold on their own merits. They weren't so correct about the Boba Fett and Dark Vader toys.
No.1011363
>>1010960
You gotta get the unspecialized 1080p rips. They did a great job with them.
No.1011364
>>1011350
>hurr duur, wuts a THX 1138?
No.1011377
>>1011171
He is going through the 5 stages of grief. He is now at the end and has accepted his fate.
No.1011382
>>1010585
Is that black Varg? Does he say that Africans were a mighty race that never got drunk until the white man came along?
No.1011383
>The Phantom Menace
>Attack of the Clones
>Revenge of the Sith
>A New Hope
>The Empire Strikes Back
>Return of the Jedi
>The Force Awakens
>The Last Jedi
>What of the Droid Attack on the Wookies
It's only logical.
No.1011395
>>1010584
>Luke is gone.
>I felt it.
>But it wasn't sadness or pain.
>It was peace and purpose.
>I felt it, too.
>How do we build a Rebellion from this?
No.1011409
>>1010372
>see you around kid
>teleports away
No.1011439
>>1011363
harmy's despecialized still isn't as close as a reel set, though.
>>1011350
lucas was already an acclaimed director you fuckwit. american graffiti was a huge success and that's what confused people, why he went the route of star wars.
>dark vader
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No.1011449
No.1011450
>>1011407
needs more tit milking but yes
No.1011470
>>1011019
kek. great work anon
No.1011475
>>1010527
Me too, m8. You're not alone. Every single day with this shit…it got old fast.
No.1011476
No.1011569
>people will unironically cheer at this scene
No.1011574
>>1011569
this ps2 game looks amazing anon!
No.1011575
>>1011569
>lmao, don't puppets look good! fuck CGI! FUCK THE PREQUELS!
Page turners? What the fuck am I watching? Space Balls?
No.1011580
>>1011569
>Destroy ancient texts because the main STRONK already knows better xD
No.1011583
>>1011569
>Yoda returns as a ghost to commit arson
>He sounds like he gargled too much cock lately
No.1011597
>>1010835
http://www.nationalreview.com/article/454564/star-wars-last-jedi-unoriginal-tone-deaf-mess
>I haven’t even mentioned Laura Dern, who turns up as a lavender-haired admiral. There’s so much else going on in the film that Dern gets 13th billing in its credits. Her character doesn’t make much of an impression but does get to do something really cool involving light speed near the two-hour mark. Unfortunately it’s the first cool thing that happens in the movie, and though it leads to a reasonably rousing and twisty battle scene, I was numbed by all the idiocy that comes before and with it. Does Poe really get jailed for a parking violation? Does BB-8 really overcome an adversary with a fusillade of poker chips? Does an evil First Order warrior in a shiny metal uniform really get called “chrome dome”? Is there really a gag about how the ancient, sacred Jedi texts aren’t exactly “page-turners”? Are there really terriers made out of what appear to be the kind of icicles you hang on a Christmas tree, and are they really called “crystal critters”? Are we really meant to believe wars are won “not fighting what we hate but saving what we love”? Maybe Luke was right. Maybe the Jedi should have been allowed to just die out.
It's bad.
No.1011610
>>1011569
Remember when a force sensitive person had to train for years before they could harness their abilities?
>Jedi Master says "fuck the books! Let this untrained, uninitiated passionate youth lead the way! What could possibly go wrong? She is STRONK!"
;_;
like the new strek… i'm just going to pretend it's not real
No.1011614
>>1011569
>I know the ancient Jedi scrolls aren't exactly exciting reads Luke, but you know what is? The Turner Diaries. Before I read that book, I thought that upjumped apes like Master Windu could be considered equal to people. How foolish I was, Luke. Regardless, he harnessed the negroid's penchant for violence well. Why, he almost fried the face off of the man who currently rules the universe. And he was a good pet.
No.1011647
>>1011569
Luke is wondering what insane nightmare he's fallen into
No.1011667
>>1011569
I didn't think I could be surprised anymore. This is about as bad as you could possibly make a scene. But I'm sure they'll top even this. They always do.
No.1011669
>>1011569
Yoda only acted as a goofball as a ruse in ESB, his real personality was serious.
No.1011682
TLJ feels like it was ghost written by Joss Whedon.
So many terrible "jokes".
No.1011691
>>1010361
>obvious bait
>9 replies
No.1011692
>>1011610
>like the new strek… i'm just going to pretend it's not real
/strek/ here. easy for us to ignore our cancer so far. they made our current year reboots look different (and we at least got The Orville to meme on them with). Your shit is downright desecration and emasculating, open antagonism, though. hard to ignore. Sad. Feels bad. You have our sympathies.
No.1011697
So what will it take for /tv/ to realize that Star Wars has always been for children's merchandising?
No.1011700
>>1011697
>What will it take for /tv/ to realize something that isn't true.
No.1011721
>>1010591
Ky Loren looks like that girl from Walking dead.
Tbh, all I want from Star Wars is an Imperial Commando game set after Order 66 with the new guys coming into contact with the Republic Commando squad. But they would have to make the Empire actually competent for that to work and everyone knows these subversive, moral relativist faggots need everything in black and white because irony doesn't real.
No.1011733
>>1010924
notice the chinese subtitles
that might be why
No.1011746
>>1010525
>watch out becouse there are people out there wh odon't play by the rules
>dat look he gives her
>clap at the end
>her look
I APOLOGIZE
THE PREQUELS WERE A MASTERPIECE SENPAI LUCAS
No.1011757
>>1010717
>Sheev is based on Nixon
I fucking knew sheev did nothing wrong
No.1011762
>>1010800
Hell, the scene where han chases the stormtroopers only to run into a full contingent and immediately cutting to him yelling the same battlecry while retreating was hilarious.
No.1011769
>>1011569
>yeah, let's burn all the books because they don't hold interest right away even though they have accumulated wisdom from generations of ancestors!
This is seriously one of the best indications of our civilization dying.
No.1011771
>>1010319
How much soy are you suppose to eat before you go see this movie?
No.1011783
>>1011770
He looks so bewildered.
No.1011808
>>1010525
I UNDERSTAND YOU NOW GEORGE!
It's the most kino of all kinos. The whole thing, VII through IX included. As a young upstart Lucas directs the OT, an optimistic tale of a young rebel toppling the established order to establish freedom. This is reflected in his conquering of the big production companies through independent success. As an old man, jaded, and pessimistic he directs the prequels, which are tell the tale of an enfeebled, decadent republic rotting from within to be reborn as the empire. This is George, old and decaying succumbing to the economic forces and eventually selling out to the mouse, being corrupted so to speak. Here Star Wars exits fantasy and becomes reality. VII through IX are not Star Wars, but this reality-Star Wars would not be possible without them. VII through IX are the trash output of the evil empire, Disney. George's final work of art was selling out tp establish the evil empire, to fully clarify his cyclical, dualist philosophy. This means the prequel trilogy precedes the OT and reality.
No.1011827
>>1011409
>see you around kid
>teleports away
>*it ain't me starts playing*
No.1011828
>>1010527
>Also these action scenes are awful.
I’m amazed by how bad they are. Rian Johnson is a fucking hack.
No.1011838
>>1011808
Mind = blown. Great digits, too.
By this logic, those able to see the deeper themes of the work were always meant to hate and be disgusted by the cultural Marxism of this sequel trilogy. And like Disney's Cuck Wars, our present reality will continue on like an endless nightmare until the law of diminishing returns kicks in around the time of Dexter Jettser's asscrack's solo film and the franchise teat is sucked drier than the Sarlacc's vagina, which should be reflected in the collapse of the brand and a complete lack of care in even the most vacant normies' eyes. Thus, George's artistic meta-statement will be complete. The young upstart. The virgin birth. The Cuckening of the OT characters. The whoring of the original myth for pedojew shekels at the expense of the EU, and of course, the eventual collapse of the entire enterprise due to greed.
Anyone could have seen this coming. The OT and PT were built off of foundations of mythology, Campbell, Kurosawa (who was influenced by old Westerns),
(arguably) Wagner, and Flash Gordon. Even if the execution was imperfect, what we saw was a veritable wellspring of ideas, albeit a secondhand ideas, all tied together by a man-child with a strong technical bent and a lot of vision, whose reach often exceeded his grasp.
These sequels, on the other hand, used only the OT - already a shaky and often-campy hodgepodge of various influences and styles - as its sole foundation, and the goddamned kikes saw an opportunity to twist everything good and pure and manly about those films into a blatant trojan horse for their civilization-ending feminist-communist-race-mixing ideas ("That's how we're gonna win. Not fighting what we hate, saving what we love").
The real test is whether the fucking normies eat this turd salad up, or if they are as disgusted as we are by the soap opera emasculation of Luke Skywalker. Only time will tell, but (((Disney))) shot first. The battle lines have been drawn in the fucking sand.
I actually wrote GL a fan letter before TFA came out thanking him for his work, vowing that I would consider the Disney films non-canon, and asking him to publish and release, when the time was right, his story outline for VII-IX. I urge all you anons to do the same. I'm dying to know what Lucas' original vision was before he let the kikes shit all over it.
No.1011851
>>1010512
THE ULTIMATE EVOLUTION OF THE MARTIAL ARTS
No.1011871
>>1011771
Nothing, but tofu and beer for a week.
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No.1011957
>>1011569
>this library contains nothing the girl rey doesnt already posses
holy shit
writers obviously meant potential, but god fuck me if that isnt the marriest of sue thing in the fucking world, she is litteraly smarter than a library. this is breaking new ground.
these people are fucking idiots
No.1011971
>>1011957
What are you? Sexist?
No.1011977
>>1011569
>hurr durr those books were boring
>time to write our own and burn the old books because FUCK THEM
>using Yoda to literally destroy intellect and wisdom
>she already knows them all! XD
Nothing to say.
No.1011979
>>1011746
>I APOLOGIZE
>THE PREQUELS WERE A MASTERPIECE SENPAI LUCAS
Reminder, George also made the best Marvel movie to date.
No.1011980
>>1011569
why is Yoda even in this movie? what the fuck
and why not just do a tasteful CG Yoda instead of using the fucking puppet? The problem everyone had with the prequels wasn't the CG, it was the fact that he was bouncing off the walls and other dumb shit
No.1011985
>>1011980
>cg
no, the fans specifically bitched about CG constantly. they wanted practical effects and well, that's what they got.
>Why is Yoda in this movie?
To sell toys and remind people Yoda existed. They gotta bring back the characters when they can't make new ones. There is no logic to chaos, there is no meaning to this film, and there is certainly no reason to see this film.
No.1011987
>>1011985
I've never been so disinterested in a SW movie before. I'd honestly rather watch Justice League because at least that would have some cool dumb shit like instead of some gay dumb shit.
No.1011989
>>1011700
Grow the fuck up already. The original trilogy was a series of children's films.
No.1012021
>>1011989
That makes the propaganda even worse anon.
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No.1012223
>>1010722
>has no issues killing his father and uncle
>but when its mummy he can't do it
quality writing
No.1012308
>>1011863
>You will never be Jason Rapp
No.1012438
>>1011808
Ultra seven-dimensional underwater chess.
No.1012581
>>1011569
>Exactly one, specific person has no need to read these books, therefore we should burn them all, despite the fact that they contain generations worth of knowledge, and other people besides the Mary Sue might benefit from them someday.
I think the fact that a modern pop culture flick can depict a fucking book burning in a positive light is a sign of just how far down the rabbit hole we are. The memeteor is starting to look like an attractive prospect.
No.1012815
>>1012142
That's sad and beautiful, saved.
No.1012839
>>1011569
>If Rey already knows it, it is unnecessary
>If Rey doesn't already know it, it leads to the dark side.
Sultan Yoda
No.1012855
>>1011569
Why are they books and not a jedi holocron? and if they were on physical paper why isn't luke spending all that time he has on the island doing jack shit transferring them onto a holocron for I don't know archival purposes like for what just happens in the movie!?
No.1012873
>>1012855
I thought ghost Obi-Wan made a big deal about how he get couldn't get involved with Luke and Vader… Yoda doesn't seem to mind summoning lightning and destroying force with force, which seems anti-force and Sith Yoda to me.
No.1012919
>>1011569
>Yoda acting like a playful monkey
<even though this was just an act in ESB
That's not even the most anger-inducing shit in this, though. No matter how you slice it, burning the Jedi logs isn't just idiotic; it's fucking awful.
>"We don't need them"
Way to respect history and civilisation. All the hard work and understanding of those who came before you is useless? And their work to preserve history should be punished? Fuck that noise and fuck you!
>"Burn the books because they are dangerous"
<Book burning is justified
OH MY GOD I THOUGHT THE FIRST ORDER WERE MEANT TO BE THE NAZI STAND-INS
>"Rey doesn't need them, she has all the potential she needs"
Fucking Christ, I thought you were trying to make her less of a Mary Sue!
I take only one pleasure from this mess, and that's that I'm not paying to see it.
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No.1013029
>>1012063
I'm not a faggot who watches kiddie shit like Star Wars. This entire series has been pure and utter trash, nothing good has ever come from it, and it fucking ruined science fiction.
No.1017973
>>1010830
Hasbro confirmed next Disney victim.
No.1018630
>>1010485
She truly is the phantom menace
No.1019950
>>1010621
According to cuckchan:
Mark Hamill was being too honest about his opinions in interviews and presentations. This was a PR/marketing nightmare for Disney. No matter how many times they warned him, he just kept on babbling. Eventually the executives called the production team and the conversation went something as follows:
- "We need Luke Skywalker to die in the upcoming movie."
- "But we already finished shooting…"
- "Just make it fucking happen, that's an order!"
And so they reworked the story in post-production. They used a meditation scene that was meant for earlier in the movie and combined it with the fight scene between Luke and Kyle-o. While Luke was originally physically there, now they changed it into a "force meditation hologram whatever" thing, then make it look like he died of exhaustion with a cheap disappearing effect.
Mark was not informed, so the change came as a complete surprise at the premiere. When the end credits rolled he was told "That's what happens when you fuck with Disney."
He came out with the director and then this was recorded.