AI toilets will scan your poop to diagnose your ailments

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▶AI toilets will scan your poop to diagnose your ailments Anonymous 11/13/18 (Tue) 19:08:56 No.997278>>997442 [Watch Thread][Show All Posts]

>"Imagine smart toilets in the future that will be analyzing human waste in real time every day. You don't need to be going to visit a physician every six months. If any sign of disease starts showing up, you'll be able to catch it much faster because of urine analysis and stool analysis."

I see your AI technology, and poo in it. The jokes just right themselves.

http://archive.is/6XilJ

https://www.cnet.com/news/ai-toilets-scan-your-poop-to-diagnose-medical-ailments/

▶Anonymous 11/13/18 (Tue) 19:16:36 No.997281

*right -> write. Sorry sir, I implore you to understand my English is 100% never so bad.

▶Anonymous 11/13/18 (Tue) 19:26:29 No.997285

>need to poop

>run to toilet

>updating, please do not turn off your computer

▶Anonymous 11/13/18 (Tue) 19:38:38 No.997292>>997495

Gamify it. Make it weigh our turds so we can see how we rank on the turd size leaderboard of other IoT toilet users in our city.

▶Anonymous 11/13/18 (Tue) 20:41:14 No.997316