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A literal tub of shit. It’s definitely a step up from Windows 10.
https://www.theregister.co.uk/2018/11/06/bill_gates_poo/
▶ No.995392>>997746
This isn't the first time Microsoft has tried making a toilet and I'm surprised the article didn't mention it.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/ILoo
▶ No.995394>>995402 >>998918
In his video in the linked tweet, he's showing Africa. But you know what? It's a problem in China too. I studied abroad in China. It's almost 100% squat toilets, except in touristy areas which have an occasional western toilet or bidet. But most of the time, it's a porcelain hole in the floor. Very messy and smelly. And the worst part of all is that public bathrooms in China don't provide toilet paper or soap, so you either have to be nasty af or bring your own stuff with you whenever you go out in public.
I didn't go to really poor areas in China either. I went to the richest coastal cities, and they have skyscrapers and bikesharing apps and all sorts of high tech stuff. And they still have squat toilets and poor sanitation.
Tourists can get the wrong impression that they have high tech toilets because hotels for westerners have the toilets with the fancy buttons for bidet stuff. But most of them are just straight up holes.
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>>995394
Humans aren't designed to sit while they shit, western toilets are inferior to squatting and will never catch on in Asia. Those toilets in China would be disgusting no matter what style of toilet they use, only in Japan is the situation tolerable.
And even in wealthy western countries you should always have some paper on you, it takes up little bulk in a back pocket.
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>>995402
This was my thought as well. Squatting is much better and keeps your ass cleaner. The countries with these problems are overpopulated and under-educated.
▶ No.995406>>995410 >>995421
>>995402
The problem is squatting toilets are, almost always, horribly designed. Maybe he can get his team of experts (the ones left who have seen and used a toilet) to come up with one that Just Works.
>>995403
Those countries also shit up normal toilets as well. The ones in expensive tourist hotels are not an example.
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>>995406
we need a new squatting sit toilet that also works as a bidet, using toilet paper is nasty when you think about it, like a kind of japanese toilet that you sit in in a squatting manner
▶ No.995411>>995414 >>995437 >>997743 >>998266
also bill gates is a eugenicist, like his father. hes not a philantrophist
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>>995411
Eugenics is philanthropy when done right.
▶ No.995421>>995422
>>995406
I really don't know what you're looking for in a squatting toilet. It's a literal hole in the ground with a bend in the pipes so that sewage gas doesn't pass through.
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>>995421
>hole
As opposed to a narrow fucking rectangle in the pic I quoted. Literal shit design that will get shit on the floor around the narrow parts. And they're mostly like this everywhere.
▶ No.995437>>995438 >>1000677
>>995411
If Gates were an eugenicist he wouldn't be trying to increase the number of niggers. He's a dysgenicist.
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>>995437
he's trying to decrease them, and decrease you too. don't forget to take your vaccines :^)
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>>995438
He's not doing a very good job then. A lower population is good. Better than this "bloat and die" nonsense.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ALvssgCcdPQ
▶ No.995475
Indian here. What is he trying to imply? This better have no connection with us working in MS.
▶ No.995480
How much could Bill sell one of his own turds (in a jar) for on Ebay? Come to think of it he'd probably love the idea. He could try it as a thought experiment and donate the proceeds to some india pooinloo charity. How can we get in touch with him?
▶ No.995583>>995694 >>996996
I don't like western toilets at all. They're heavy to move, take up a lot space in small bathrooms, and tough to clean because they have so many bends and nooks. It's ridiculous that they're shaped like chairs, that's completely unnecessary. Urination can be done in a sink or shower, and for poo all you need is something to go between the cheeks to collect the poo. My idea for a toilet of the future is to not have a toilet at all. Food would be sold in airtight opaque plastic jars with a large opening and after finishing the food the jars would be used for defecation and urine. Jars would be closed and collected in a special recycling program where the waste would be turned into fertilizer. This would even get rid of the need for sewage treatment plants.
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>>995583
Someone really likes his piss jars.
▶ No.995697>>995923
>>995402
you could just make a built-in stool for your feet, like a squattypotty, that you could optionally use and you'd be in the same position
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>>995697
Not him, but I always shit squatting, just do it on top
▶ No.996996>>997007 >>997042 >>997050 >>1003291
ah i see. bill wants to teach microsofts pajeet engineer how to use toilet.
>>995583
japanese toilets are best by far. i dont know why that kind of stuff didnt caught on in the west.
▶ No.997007>>997050
>>996996
Seconding jap toilets, they're a godsend, especially in an airport before a 9 hour flight.
The only thing that is similar to them and is somewhat heard of in the West is the xiaomi seat, but
> The water temperature and intensity of the smart bidet can be adjusted manually with the control panel located on the right side or using a compatible smartphone.
They have managed to add botnet into a fucking toilet seat.
▶ No.997012>>997015
use archive when (((cloudflare))), moron
archivecaslytosk.onion/2018.11.09-015132/https://www.theregister.co.uk/2018/11/06/bill_gates_poo/
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>>>996996 I really love electronic bidets!
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>>996996 An electronic bidet is one of the adorable inventions of the modern and contemporary societies.
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>>997007
>>996996
>needing electricity to shit
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>>997133
>needing toilet to shit
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>>995374 (OP)
So basically this anime became real youtube.com/watch?v=d8A1M3hD1jk
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>>997628
Internet connection necessary so Microsoft Turd can keep your poo data in the cloud and share it with your insurance company. SaaS. Shitting as a Service.
▶ No.997676>>997688 >>999536
>>995374 (OP)
From vaccines to toilets in Africa (and elsewhere) what motivates Bill Gates to solve the problems of Negroes and other degenerate races who cannot solve their own problems?
Is it simply because he has been blackmailed into doing this? Or is he genuinely interested in flooding the western world with non-Whites?
I know he has always been a dick, but I can't see how someone would do that to his own race even if there exists degeneracy in your own race as well (of course.)
▶ No.997678>>997683
>>995441
>A lower population is good.
Depends on which population you wish to lower of course.
▶ No.997683>>997701 >>997717
>>997678
Exactly. Though Earth can probably sustain more billions of people it is certainly better to have fewer people (more nature, space, less waste, etc)
By the way, climate is changing and has been changing every few hundred years or so, this has zero to do with human effort but due to Solar variance (we're currently in a grand Solar minimum called the Eddy solar minimum). And it will get much cooler, not warmer.
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>>997676
Both his parents were into eugenics back in the 1950's and 60's;
>GATES: When I was growing up, my parents were almost involved in various volunteer things. My dad was head of Planned Parenthood. And it was very controversial to be involved with that. And so it's fascinating. At the dinner table my parents are very good at sharing the things that they were doing. And almost treating us like adults, talking about that.
>My mom was on the United Way group that decides how to allocate the money and looks at all the different charities and makes the very hard decisions about where that pool of funds is going to go. So I always knew there was something about really educating people and giving them choices in terms of family size.
https://www.pbs.org/now/transcript/transcript_gates.html
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>>997683
This is the mainstream climate science consensus that is generally agreed upon by the people on TV who wear comedic Halloween-costume lab coats and probably drove there in a gas-gussling sports cars
>As the equator gets warmer it is going to become unlivable, pushing populations to the poles
>The North and South poles will become more habitable and temperate as the Earth warms and sea levels rise
>Because there is dramatically less land and resources available, constant overcorwding and endless wars will plague Earth for the rest of its sad existence. For the average joe life is going to be poverty-tier and we'll all be living in Chinese cage houses because population density is so high.
>A Venus-like runaway greenhouse effect is actually not possible on Earth even in the worst case scenarios. The Sun will warm up but that wont be for about 300 million years so that can be discounted as a factor.
Why couldn't China and India just stop fucking breeding?
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>>997518
Why the fuck did they waste so much top notch action animation on this?
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▶ No.997717>>997719 >>997725
>>997683
>this has zero to do with human effort
Please graduate highschool before posting here
▶ No.997719>>998720
>>997717
If you think the climate would suddenly stop changing if people didn't exist then please seek mental help because you lack common sense
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>>997717
You know we're in an transitional ice age, right? Normally the earth doesn't have any glaciers. The debate is whether or not CO2 is causing this to accelerate.
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>>995411
Gates foundation has done a great deal to minimize malarial death in Africa. Definitely not a eugenecist, unfortunately. See >>995414
▶ No.997744>>998898 >>1000690
>>995402
What happens if you miss your shit and it smears on the side?
Do they have a brush?
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>>995392
I saw this a week ago and assumed the link would 404 because it was a meme...
▶ No.998266
>>995411
where did you get the idea that bill gates is a eugenicist?
▶ No.998267>>998318 >>998325
>bile gates goes on stage to present a hunk of shit
Pic related.
▶ No.998304>>998319
This is actually Bill Gates doing shitposting, he just has a larger forum.
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>>998267
9x series was the best windows, prove me wrong.
▶ No.998319
>>998304
>future cryptocurrencies will utilize secure and uncrackable shit-based deterministic RNG
>India becomes an economic superpower following the introduction of portable, street-compatible mining hardware
▶ No.998325>>998517
>>998267
95 was good originally. IE OS 98 was shit.
▶ No.998332>>998533
>>995374 (OP)
Isn't windows currently being led by a poojits right now?
This wouldn't surprise me.
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>>997050
>>997133
>>997453
>>997489
>>997501
>not genetically engineering mutually symbiotic slime species to live in your anus and feed off of waste
>urine too.
>or cyberpunk implant that compresses your waste into removable cartridges
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>>998325
They held to the shit - good - shit - good formula for a long time.
Win95 was shit but Win95 OSR2 was much better.
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>>998332
>MS led by Poo
>Google led by Poo
Is Apple next?
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>>998318
>9x series was the best windows, prove me wrong.
It was kind of comfy, and a big improvement over 3.x. But it was not a "modern" operating system like NT.
▶ No.998545>>998562
>>998533
Apple was founded by a poo. Steve Jobs' biological last name was Jandali
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>>998545
That's not a curry, that's a kebab.
▶ No.998678
Vaccine collectors, what a concept.
FUCK OFF Bill Gates!
▶ No.998720>>998723
>>997719
>the climate has changed historically so humans can't effect it
Quit being fucking thick, the climate has always changed AND humans are currently causing it to change, it's not a fucking difficult concept to grasp. If humans disappeared tomorrow the effect we are currently having on the climate would start to reverse. Stop being a disingenuous fuck and trying to mix up "climate change" with "climate change caused by humans" you weasel kike.
▶ No.998723>>998894
>>998720
We aren't having much of an effect, if any. Most climate change is driven by solar activity.
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>>997489
Please shit the needful
▶ No.998894>>999483
>>998723
That was debunked, actually.
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>>997744
Have you noticed that immigrants from poor or Asian countries tend to prefer taking off their shoes when they enter the house, whereas Americans or Europeans don't care as much?
It's because your shoes get nasty as fuck if you have to use squat toilets, especially public ones.
I'm speaking from experience.
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>>995394
Same thing in Japan.
▶ No.999483>>999519
>>998894
That's been said but it's not true.
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>>999483
read a book, nigger
here's something probably too long for your attention span: https://xkcd.com/1732/
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>>999519
>posting xkcd unironically
first day off reddit?
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>>997676
>From vaccines to toilets in Africa (and elsewhere) what motivates Bill Gates to solve the problems of Negroes and other degenerate races who cannot solve their own problems?
Profit. Gates likes to hook third-world countries on expensive solutions that need to be constantly replenished.
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>>999536
What's the point? That sounds like squeezing blood from a stone.
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>>997880
What's the story behind this picture?
▶ No.999742
a few days ago I found a person selling gift cards and I just used the one I bought and it worked! http://cww3ggjgpw56wter.onion
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>>999527
Reductio ad redditum.
▶ No.999779
Lol Microshit is real now
▶ No.999875>>999933 >>999936
Basically, all the rich poos are escaping India because their country has a 50% affirmative action for imbeciles.
Also, bear in mind that those crap pajeet coders coming to the west are the very best India has to offer.
Then a lot of things become as clear as day.
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>>999875
With poos you lose
▶ No.999936>>999940 >>1000063
>>999875
India will never be a developed country if they keep the caste system.
Caste systems by religion, class or race don't breed excellence, all it does is pepetuate power structures.
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>>999936
>India will never be a developed country if they keep the caste system.
They will never give it up because its a result of their religious beliefs which to Indians is more important than what the government says. Basically their view is because people reincarnate if you are born into poverty then its because you were an asshole in your previous life and this life is punishment, which is why some castes are treated lower than cattle.
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>>999936
If mixing ensures, if the caste system is over, than the most bright and gifted of India would be outnumbered, diluted and mixed to extinction.
India would cease to be a land of disparity with some paradise islands and would become just a shithole everywhere.
Don't forget that, if the India states were separated (they have the size and population of many countries out there), the result would be the poorest countries on earth, poorer than anything Africa has to offer.
The Brahmin, with their average ~20% Aryan ancestry and High IQ are the salvation of India and without them, with these recent "communistic" class warfare and anti-brahmin movements the country would plunge into nothingness, an abyss so deep that this current bad condition would appear like a paradise lost.
▶ No.1000168
>defecating and urinating
>not doing cyber operations on your own body to add a waste recycling unit made with a rasberry pi with built in anti rape shredder where your asshole used to be
Actual plebs itt not embracing the true rapture of cybernetics and eternal computational defecation elimination systems (tm) (c)
▶ No.1000170>>1000208
Also i have a hypothesis.
PooLoo's law.
Any discussion about toiletry will soon turn into discussion about how pajeets are filthy.
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>>1000170
well May be westerners r too clean?? you ever think Of that? hmmm.
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>>1000208
Westrenrs are dirty fags who dont wipe thier butts
▶ No.1000670
>>995374 (OP)
Bill Gates hates White people, he's never given any monetary prize from any of his foundations to a single White man.
▶ No.1000673>>1000956
Bill, what about a recirculating bio-suit that automatically recycles and recirculates your shit in the form of a smoothie from your ass to your mouth? We've got lots of room for innovation here. We could have the entire population of India's asses connected to Azure by 2022. Just think of the food production possibilities.
▶ No.1000677>>1003121
>>995437
I remember some old novel where they would put birth control chemicals on food sent as aid to africa
Not a bad idea, all things considered
▶ No.1000690
>>997744
If you put your feet on either side, then your asshole should be between your feet, and therefore centered onto the toilet, so I don't see how you could miss? Unless you do it on purpose.
▶ No.1000702
>>995374 (OP)
MS Devs on poo-in-loo watch
▶ No.1000956
>>1000673
Azure has great potential with future ass to mouth tehnology. Nice contribution.
▶ No.1003029
>>995402
squatting is the superior shitting method. It's more natural and puts less strain on your insides. Also public floor toilets are much cleaner because you don't have to actually make contact with them and they are easier to clean.
▶ No.1003121
>>1000677
this has actually been done with vaccines. they make women infertile.
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>>997050
>>996996
At a Japanese hostel I was super fucking impressed with how they made double-use of the water used to fill the tank. Once you shit, you turned around and a faucet located above the tank automatically turned on, and you used that water to wash your hands. Not only does that save water, it adds soap to the tank, which will clean the fucking toilet the next time it flushes.
How the fuck that has not caught on is beyond me, but holy fuck I want one.
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>>1003291
pajeet version: faucet is blow the tank
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>>998318
2000 is generally regarded as the best ever version, the exact tipping point between NT getting more compatible and XP becoming too bloated.
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>>1003291
That sounds fucking useful.