It is I==THE ARCHITECT==I envisage a system wherin the user is at my command.It will be a proprietary system written in Javascript using Agile by diverse programmers and will run only on Windows. It will feature telemetry and be designed to psychologica

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▶Anonymous 07/24/18 (Tue) 19:27:12 No.946723>>946927 [Watch Thread][Show All Posts]

It is I

THE ARCHITECT

I envisage a system wherin the user is at my command.

It will be a proprietary system written in Javascript using Agile by diverse programmers and will run only on Windows. It will feature telemetry and be designed to psychologically enslave the user, all those who oppose the botnet will be crushed...

Your move /tech/

▶Anonymous 07/24/18 (Tue) 19:48:36 No.946728>>946759

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>use GNU plus Linux

>It's supper effective!

>Foe ARCHITECT fainted!

>Anon gained -2147483648 EXP. Points!

2/10 Your botnet is not sophisticated enough.

▶Anonymous 07/24/18 (Tue) 20:52:48 No.946759

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>>946728

>>It's supper effective!

▶Anonymous 07/25/18 (Wed) 06:15:19 No.946927>>946928

>>946723 (OP)

>Agile

There isn't anything inherently wrong with agile, it has its advantages and disadvantages just like other development paradigms like waterfall. The problem is retards who only know agile and try to apply it to every problem.

▶Anonymous 07/25/18 (Wed) 06:27:17 No.946928

>>946927

>An Agile Approach to Sex: A complete guide

▶Anonymous 07/25/18 (Wed) 07:01:20 No.946939>>947076

>>>/reddit/

▶Anonymous 07/25/18 (Wed) 09:45:51 No.946965

I will install Systemd.

It fails silently.

▶Anonymous 07/25/18 (Wed) 19:39:27 No.947076

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