/tech/ - Technology★

The one I bash your skull in with.

Late 90s ThinkPad or Toshiba Satellite.

>no island keyboard

>no trackpad. Touchpoint.

>actually repairable

>removable and swappable parts easy to come by

thinkpads before cucked thinkpads

>>931902 (OP)

I know there is a huge propaganda to accept the 2% woman programmer as equal to the 98%, but you have to stop your faggotry right now. No one gives a fucking fuck about the beauty of a fucking laptop.

Go put stickers on them to appear like a good thinking vegan faggot.

>>931936

Aesthetics dont have to be a bad thing, and its not like a macbook with vegan stickers is aesthetic. What kind of shit taste do you have?

>>931902 (OP)

Thinkpads, not the ultra think cancerpads, the normal ones.

>>932001

Fellow 4channer, what Windows is that?

Toshiba T3100

Something that doesn't have an Intel Israeli botnet POZ tracker.

Toshiba Libretto was cute as fuaark

>>932356

Thiiccc

Just installed a 2tb in my x200

>>931997

>lenovo version

disgusting

An alienware gaymur laptop with 53 leds

- Runs Gentoo or CloverOS instead of Nix or Guix/Devuan

- Has no top lid latches

- Keyboard is not made by Chicony or Alps

- Touch pad which he calls "trackpad" because of being closeted homosexual

- Keyboard has ugly bezels on left and right

- "Full" keyboard layout with off-centered keyboard for sake of having numpad

- Screen has huge bezels and a webcam

- Screen aspect ratio is excellent for watching Netflix and BLACKED videos

- Hinges are as wide as his mom

- Hinges made of chinesium

- Power and sound adjustment buttons are clicky, like on some cheap chinese rice cooker

- Escape and Delete buttons are extra huge, so he can hit them with his fat american fingers

- Has a reverse ThinkPad narcissistic logo on the lid so all his gay friends can see what laptop he's using, bonus gay points for red light and lain stickers

At least I got 1680x1050 and X9000 for maximum comfiness

>>933032

>Runs Gentoo or CloverOS instead of Nix or Guix/Devuan

Guix is good, Devuan is mediocre. Add OpenBSD.

>Keyboard is not made by Chicony or Alps

NMB is great. But really, none of their keyboards can even touch mechanical Alps switches.

I agree with most of your other points.

>>933032

>- Runs Gentoo or CloverOS instead of Nix or Guix/Devuan

<suggesting Nix or Devuan

<not GuixSD or Parabola

I understand CloverOS, but why would Gentoo be considered a cuckchanner distro? There aren't many source based, it's either Gentoo or SourceMage.

sage because shitty summer slide thread