▶ No.920763>>920802
▶ No.920769>>921607
>half of the numbers are already torn off
▶ No.920770
>>920754 (OP)
>Does this sound like a good job opportunity?
Depends on the person's gender and age.
▶ No.920776
>And I will provide you with food.
this is in ontario for any fatasses lurking
t. fatass who looked up where the area code was
▶ No.920780>>921164
Nice, I'd like a decent sparring partner in exchange for some fucking around on his PC. The food is a bonus.
▶ No.920802>>921164 >>922838 >>925594
>>920763
>someone offering their own services for someone else's services and not expecting thingns for free
WOW SO CRINGE DUDE LMAO
▶ No.920856>>924190
>>920754 (OP)
Free food for installing a keylogger? Shit nigger.
▶ No.921018
>>920754 (OP)
>homo
Obviously..
▶ No.921020>>921164
Do you know how to focus a camera, you weak little faggot?
▶ No.921024
>>920754 (OP)
…and then you will also go to the military.
▶ No.921049>>924190
>>920754 (OP)
> Train coach you to lose weight.
Nice
▶ No.921095
>>920754 (OP)
>food for tech
Depends what is on the menu. I'm not writing JavaScript for a bologna sandwich.
▶ No.921102
>>920754 (OP)
>Installing programs
Wouldn't be surprised if his computer nerd also scrolled Facebook for him
▶ No.921164
▶ No.921252>>922086
>>920754 (OP)
>free bitcoin mining rig
Pretty good profit. You only have to show up once.
▶ No.921607
>>920769
You should do this when putting the poster up, so that people think other people are interested
▶ No.921709>>921930 >>922486
Sounds pretty cool assuming the guy isn't an asshole. I'd meet him and set up some pretty clear boundaries about when and where these exchanges are going to be taking place on a regular basis, so there's no expectation of becoming a live-in programming fucktoy.
▶ No.921788
>>920754 (OP)
On the one hand this guy probably could teach you some useful things, assuming he isn't an asshole or a bad teacher. On the other hand the self-defense/MMA is a red flag because this would be better taught by a qualified teacher, and assuming you are at a university you could just join a BJJ, judo or wrestling club. Overall I would say pass on this, but if any of these things triggered you, think about why and maybe think about how to grow in some of these areas (not necessarily through coaching).
▶ No.921930>>921976
>>921709
But what if it's actually a girl? (probably a rather dominant one)
Would you become her fuck toy?
▶ No.921976>>921990
>>921930
no, rat and sell nudes
▶ No.921990>>922006
>>921976
What if you're missing a lot of fun?
▶ No.922006>>922038
>>921990
>fake blonde
>smashed horse feet
>exhibitionist slimepit
hope that wasn't supposed to be pic related
▶ No.922038
>>922006
>>smashed horse feet
>>exhibitionist slimepit
What does that even mean? Are you okay?
▶ No.922085>>922568
Soooooo....
Did anyone look up the number on yellow pages and swat that ultra manly man?
▶ No.922086
>>921252
>bitcoin mining
>2018
stop trying to be edgy kiddo, you're not funny
even ASIC botnets are not profitable
▶ No.922468
So where is it so I can get one of those tickets?
▶ No.922486
>>921709
Imagine he is David Duke... then holy shit it would be good
▶ No.922568>>922785
>>922085
Swatting isn't cool
It's potentially a very valuable tool, but if you think it's child's play...
▶ No.922575
I'd take him up for MMA training tbh. Might be fun.
▶ No.922613>>922631
>Computer health.
Whut?
>Computer literate but joins military.
Can't be that smart if he works for this fag fixing the computer for free.
On that note how shit does your IT skill level have to be to constantly need your shit serviced.
▶ No.922631
>>922613
Smart does not mean adaptive.
Maybe he is more of a woodwork/metallurgy person
▶ No.922761>>923352
>and I will provide you with food
yes, it's obviously worth it. remember that you can bang her too if you're not a beta
▶ No.922762>>923352
oh nevermind I read through the thread and it's apparently a guy who posted that advert lol
▶ No.922785>>922845
>>922568
What is so wrong about swatting?
▶ No.922787>>922790 >>923983
>>920754 (OP)
>the old computer expert went off to rob in the dirt and dodge sandmonkey bullets.
We can deduce that he wasn't an expert in anything from this fact alone.
▶ No.922789>>922790
The underlying message here is that nerds are are fat losers with no self-esteem who can barely talk, they are only good at fixing computer problems, but not anything that involves 'web production' or pulling a trigger.
▶ No.922790>>923427
>>922787
Underestimating patriotism.
>>922789
That exists, do you think code vloggers are common? Last I check all of them are jeets
▶ No.922838
▶ No.922845>>923831
>>922785
You're wasting my tax dollars to kill someone you don't even know, which in turn wastes more of my tax dollars.
▶ No.923352
>>922761
>>922762
>thinking there are girls on the internet
>ever
▶ No.923355
>>920754 (OP)
>There are already people who applied to his offer
huh
▶ No.923385>>923386
>>920754 (OP)
I thought it was a girl at first.
I was hoping she would bully me while I do curls, but now I'm unsure if it's a dudebro or a girl.
▶ No.923386
>>923385
>she would bully me while I do curls
do want
▶ No.923427
▶ No.923644>>923645 >>923794
>>920754 (OP)
>Can use a printer
>Does not know how to use a computer
Women really are walking contradictions, aren't they?
▶ No.923645
>>923644
I assumed it was a creepy old man.
▶ No.923646>>924069
most likely it's a roastie who looks down on nerds but needs them. You can read the hatred and disgust in the text.
▶ No.923647>>923809
>>920754 (OP)
>I'm going to insult you then trust you with my entire life on an electronic device.
I read that as
>HEY VIRGIN NECKBEARDS, install a RAT on my iShit and get paid for it
so what's not to love about the offer?
Whatever he says the price is, double it and say "if it's worth doing, it's worth doing well". Otherwise he can let a pajeet wreck it for him. He'll pay up, his kind always do.
▶ No.923661
I'd do it. Lose 50lbs for some meme maintenance.
▶ No.923794
>>923644
its a trap, probably a serial killer trolling for some new stab meat.
▶ No.923809
>>923647
>Whatever he says the price is, double it
<"My rate is three cookies AND three tendies per session, sir"
<"if it's worth doing, it's worth doing well".
▶ No.923831
>>922845
>waaaah waaaah muh tax dollahs
You do realize there are trillions in debt, and systemic exploitation of bottom feeders like you?
And I am to be blamed for "wasting your tax money"?
LOL
Good one
▶ No.923983
>>922787
He probably keeps military computers in working order, not all millitary deployments are combat related.
▶ No.924010>>924035 >>924442 >>937920
>>920754 (OP)
for fuck sake, you could at least do some processing, fucking phoneposter
▶ No.924035
>>924010
His picture was easier to read
▶ No.924040
Looks to me from the writing style to be a man. I'd say check it out and then, if he's too cancerous of a normalfag, install a RAT and fuck his compy's shit.
>tfw no qt MMAgirl to spar with and fix computers for
▶ No.924069
>>923646
<you can project your own self-loathing and regret onto the text.
FTFY
▶ No.924086
100% chance raped by fullchan r9k mods
▶ No.924190
>>920856
>keylogger
This and a RAT.
>>921049
>train coach
<help you with your english
▶ No.924433>>925374 >>925407
>>920754 (OP)
It looks like this is my opportunity to ask for help:
Which one of these GNU'plus'Linux distros should i install?
Ubuntu, Debian, Gentoo, Trisquel, Slackware (also on the Unix side these's FreeBSD)
Please assume i know NOTHING about operating under CLI and the general FOSS way of life but i'm willing to learn.
▶ No.924442>>924444 >>925370 >>937920
>>924010
You probably take pride in your 1337 skillz and your autistic rig but you can't even ENHANCE a photo?
And you even behave like you were any better than the phoneposter.
▶ No.924444
>>924442
A bit bright though.
▶ No.925228
Haha as if we ever could. Adobe reader I'd the true test. I'm yet to see it done and I'm pushing 60 with a masters in Visual Basic and in c++
▶ No.925370>>937920
>>924442
>cant even increase text readability
shit nigger
▶ No.925374>>925407
>>924433
Install Ubuntu or Linux Mint, they have the EXACT same amount of freedom as all other distros, but they have non-autists in their communities and are easy to use.
▶ No.925395
>>920754 (OP)
I'd do it for the martial arts lessons.
Then I could beat her up and take her computer.
▶ No.925407>>925514 >>925560
>>925374
>>924433
Mint is nice, but I'm personally curious about Kali. I KNOW you get on a list for looking it or tails up without the proper opsec so any spoonfeeding before I try to get a copy of that and tails is appreciated.
▶ No.925514>>925564
>>925407
>you get on a list
so what?
why does it matter?
▶ No.925531
>>920754 (OP)
Maybe it's because I'm a fag but this sounds oddly like a discrete advertisement for a sexual fantasy. Chad wants a cute twink bf.
▶ No.925560>>925564
>>925407
By posting here you are on several lists too you know.
▶ No.925594
>>920802
>hating on free things
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>/oven/
▶ No.925656>>925658
>>925564
Not me, I am in Hong Kong.
▶ No.925658>>925665 >>925694
>>925656
>China
And yes I know it's an autonomous region.
▶ No.925665>>928333
>>925658
They have made some good films though. Chungking Express and Yi Yi: A One and a Two for example.
▶ No.925694
>>925658
Mainland can go fuck themselves
▶ No.926971
>>920754 (OP)
why not?
i dont know how fight and i dont be strong
▶ No.928333>>928616
>>925665
YiYi is Taiwan, not Hong-Kong
▶ No.928616
>>928333
Yes.
t. Hongkonger
▶ No.929351
See, former japanese colonies and anglo mutts from hong bong get insulted when someone calls them "chinese".
▶ No.937920
>>924010
>>924442
>>925370
ENHANCE
You nerds should apply to be chad's tech bitch. He might even let you bang one of his staceis.
▶ No.938300
I made it like it was winter this time
▶ No.938389
Why not just call and find out if it's a cool lady or a boy