▶ No.899674
If it was Free as in Freedom it would be a great feature, to be quite honest.
▶ No.899683>>899744 >>900021 >>900071 >>900090 >>900356 >>912892
"We going to log your washing machine to help you fix it when it breaks goy."
They already knew when they built it when it was going to break
planned obsolescence
▶ No.899684>>901848
>literal washing machine botnet
▶ No.899685
>Lets us datamine your appliances, so we can prevent making one that will accidentally last too long.
Wow what a great idea!
▶ No.899687>>899923 >>899957 >>901849 >>912892
>you don't need to look at those pesky complicated sensor readouts and make your own judgements from there on, trust us goy our totally necessary IoT semantic machine learning algorithms are the future of avoiding inconvenience! They'll be sure to tell you when to buy a new Washing machine from our trusted partners at Amazon, you'll never have to think for yourself ever again goy!
I fucking hate this timeline. When can one expect Botnet pilots in Passenger aircraft?
▶ No.899718>>899725 >>899745 >>899786 >>899835 >>900064 >>900824 >>902959
What kind of shitty washing machine requires constant monitoring to "detect potential issues"? Pic related has been working for 5+ years without any issues.
▶ No.899725
>>899718
Ones made by jews.
▶ No.899744>>899745 >>899789 >>900021 >>900090 >>900096
>>899683
This.
Today every product has a fail date at which it will stop working so you have to buy a new one
▶ No.899745>>900021 >>900090
>>899718
>>899744
Don't get me started on printers. The absolute worst examples of planned obsolescence.
▶ No.899755>>899765 >>899903
>smart windows house
>wake up, turn on light
>doesn't work, light switch says it's updating and I shouldn't turn it off
>go to bathroom
>have to wait 30 minutes to take a shit because it's applying updates
>call tech support
>pajeet tells me directions to designated shitting street
<smart linux house
<wake up, turn on light
<go shave
<faucet deploys salt water since last systemd update
<leave house
<have to wait 5 minutes for systemd to shutdown something it doesn't tell me what
I'll keep my dumb things thanks.
▶ No.899765>>899766 >>899893 >>899903 >>900137 >>902963
>>899755
>Smart Google Home
>Wake up
>Chrome: "Good Morning, HM-87416"
>Bed launches me into bathroom at 10mph
>Hit padded wall and floor
>Chrome: "Your day is going to be wonderful. Please standby for hygienic processing"
>Multiple robotic arms pop out of the wall to brush teeth, shave hair, wash body, collect urine and fecal matter in unison
>a generic monochrome jumpsuit appears
>Chrome: "Today's high will be 58F with a 73% of rain. #RomperDay"
>Walk into the Great Room/Kitchen area
>Chrome: "Your breakfast for today will be...."
>The sound of a slot machine plays over the smart speaker system
>dingdingding.mp3
>Chrome: "Vegan Omelet with Strawberry Soylete! YAY!"
>Finish eating breakfast
>Chrome: "Your ride to work has arrived!"
>Get launched through doorway at 10mph and into the padded interior of a autonomous bus
>There are several other people inside
>None of them notice your arrival
>Chrome: "Have a nice day, HM-87416!"
▶ No.899766
>>899765
I fucked it up, but you get the idea.
▶ No.899769
>arch house
>actually a gay glory hole
▶ No.899776
The elites must be genocided, it's the only way.
▶ No.899777
>gentoo house
>every component is duct taped together by the gcc-3d printing robot
>emerging the world set is akin to a renovation
▶ No.899779>>899833
The washing machine of the future is definitely going to require proprietary soap packets and an always online connection to function.
▶ No.899786>>899852 >>899866 >>899983
>>899718
Redpilled individuals over the age of 30 see the obvious nonsense. Bluepills and gen-Z kiddos on the other hand will eagerly swallow it. Who is in the majority (and will even more so be in the future), the former or the latter ones?
▶ No.899789>>900021
>>899744
How does it differ from renting/leasing it at that point? Only if you outright rent/lease something, you a) are oficially aware that you are renting/leasing it, b) you know when your rent/lease period is going to expire, c) you're not left with the burden of disposing of the device the rent/lease of expired, and d) the device can be rented/leased to someone else thereafter (or even to you again if you choose to) rather than becoming another piece of garbage that is going to contribute to turning Earth into a waste dump planet.
▶ No.899792>>900407
>openSUSE house
>supposed to be ready to move in out of the box, but is missing some window panels, doorframes and part of the electrical wiring
>all those parts can easily be acquired by a quick trip to the GNU/Depot, leading one to question why they were not part of the base building in the first place
>despite being advertised as idiot friendly there are no safeguards against uninstalling the concrete foundation or other essential parts in the GUI package manager
>takes forever to wake you up in the morning on some mainframe models
▶ No.899833>>899896 >>900064 >>902856
>>899779
>proprietary soap packets
The future is already here anon.
▶ No.899835
>>899718
>Bosch with round filter cover
Nice sealed tub garbage, faggot. Pic related are some real quality appliances from Sweden.
▶ No.899852
>>899786
And they say that born in the wrong generation is a meme. Gen X and 30+ers is the last redpilled people on earth now.
▶ No.899858>>900064
>>899672 (OP)
>corporations basically claiming outright they are entitled to monitor everything and everyone and do whatever they want with the data because they say so
How is this even allowed? When were laws granting freedom and privacy to individuals made implicitly null and void (because that's what appears to have taken place)?
▶ No.899866>>899983 >>912929
>>899786
Seriously this. There is no Gen Zer that isn't worshipping this shits right now. Redpilled and Gen Z are fucjing opposites, all fucking SJW tidepod eaters who unironically snort condoms.
▶ No.899875
>>899672 (OP)
If only Linus Torvalds had relicense Linux with the GPLv3 license.
▶ No.899882
>>899672 (OP)
>Our customers, for example, the appliance manufacturers
They admit it, right in this video.
You. Are. The. Product.
▶ No.899893
>>899765.
Probably will kill yourself at the way back home in order to feel something that isn't convenient.
▶ No.899896
▶ No.899903>>900137
>>899765
>>899755
>Pay an extra $30,000 on a new Google/Windows home because 'its the new fad' and none of my computers will connect to Fiber without it
>Moving in, notice a webcam/mic combo in every room in the house, connected to the 'Cloud', but thats only so I can talk to Alexa! No one looks at me!
>The locks in the house are electronic servos, locks every room in the house every time the power flickers, but its okay! Its cool to be able to voice command my doors!
>ALL of my appliances, even my toilet and bathroom sink are linked to Amazon and Google.
>Random pop-ups on my computer for 'Service', and a day after clicking 'Accept' because it seemingly wouldn't close, random 'Amazon Servicemen' pop in without saying a word to me, walking in through the locked door with their RFID masterkey.
>Proceed to rifle and fuck with my shit before telling me I had to leave while they did this, and that I had already gave them permission through that prompt.
>Can't call cops through Google phone, can't seem to connect to any service while this is going on
>Leave through door in a furious rage and walk down the street
>Get hit by a self-driving bus on the way to the police station
▶ No.899912
Revolutionary new datamining features! Exactly what everyone wanted!
▶ No.899920>>900064 >>912949
The best part is, all of the sensors and internet connectivity are going to cost money, which will obviously be pushed onto the consumer. Not only are you a permanent cash cow for the advertisement-surveillance state, but you have to pay for that mandatory convenience as well
▶ No.899923>>900207
>>899687
>picture
What the fuck? The aircraft sensors stopped working? That's fucking scary as fuck.
▶ No.899957
>>899687
So I'm reading about this flight...
>ice clogs up the pitot tube and makes airspeed indicator useless
>computers no longer have sensor data so they disengage and rely on the meatbag
>aircraft now rolls spontaneously due to turbulence
>pilot corrects roll, alright, all is OK
>for some fucking reason he also raises the nose (why??)
>starts trading speed for altitude, aircraft now slower than a car
>because sensors are out there are no stall warnings
>motherfucker stalls the plane
>2nd pilot pushes stick forward to lower angle of attack, but the 1st guy kept pulling on the stick, cancelling out the 2nd's inputs
>captain enters cockpit, sees plane at 40 degrees AoA and engines maximum thrust
>"We've lost all control of the aeroplane we don’t understand anything we’ve tried everything"
>"Climb climb climb climb"
>"But I’ve been at maximum nose-up for a while!"
>"lmao captain I dunno what's happening, I'm pointing the nose up, why is it not climbing?? I tried everything"
I don't even... I'm no pilot, but if you don't know your airpseed, why not try to keep it constant? I mean, if you're flying successfully at some speed, you'll probably be fine if you keep it that way, right? Definitely don't try to climb like a maniac at 30+ degrees AoA up to and above the maximum altitude...
https://www.skybrary.aero/index.php/Unreliable_Airspeed_Indications
>Revert to safe default parameters for pitch attitude and thrust setting;
Nose up is basically the opposite of safe, default level flight. Not even the omnipresent chinese botnet could have saved those 200+ people from this stupidity.
▶ No.899983>>899988 >>900000
>>899786
>>899866
>bitching about gen-z
The oldest among them is 18 you fucks, give them a break, how is a 9 year old supposed to be "redpilled" about software and hardware freedom?
▶ No.899984
Meanwhile that these bourgie arses are trying to fuck you you could've just had longer lasting machines.
https://physicstoday.scitation.org/doi/10.1063/PT.3.3897
▶ No.899988
>>899983
Thought oldest were in their early 20s now
▶ No.900000>>900002 >>900034 >>900163 >>902042
>>899983
Whatever botnet they are being conditioned to find acceptable now they will find acceptable for the rest of their life. And they won't be kids or teens forever, many of them will attain positions of power in due time.
▶ No.900002>>902042
>>900000 (checked)
Confirmed. There is no reason why kids shouldn't grow up using Linux.
▶ No.900014
>>899672 (OP)
>"use machine intelligence, latest algorithms in the cloud"
buzzword-spewing bullshitter
▶ No.900034>>902307
>>900000
Yes I'm sure your sample size of gen zs you've met with is representative of the whole generation.
▶ No.900054>>900064
>>899672 (OP)
Why does every Microsoft manager look like a degenerate? Is it because it's a degenerate company?
▶ No.900064
>>899718
I have one of those fully manual Amana ones. None of this button pushing shit for me.
Also front loaders are for soyboys.
<muh I can't lift laundry in and out even for a superior cleaning experience
>>899833
>BPA-scented freshness will be absorbed by your skin all day long
>>899858
First, I don't think there are laws like that, second, idiots are eager to put this crap into their homes for reasons which I can't quite grasp.
>>899920
Plus side? Security will probably be shitty so enjoy hacking your neighbor's washer and shrinking their pants and ruining their delicate garments.
>>900054
It's a hell hole run like a sweaty Indian sari factory. The only exception was MS Research but nobody's even sure if they exist any more.
▶ No.900071>>900079
>>899683
This is exactly why it will be interesting if this tech becomes widely adapted. We will probably get a glimpse at the metrics of how often shit breaks down.
Don't get me wrong. The adage "You can't spell 'idiot' without I.O.T." is still very appropriate.
▶ No.900079>>900088
>>900071
> We will probably get a glimpse at the metrics of how often shit breaks down.
No "we" won't, MS will and they will sell that data to other botnet companies.
▶ No.900088>>900390
>>900079
This kind of info has a way of finding it's way out into the open.
▶ No.900090>>900132 >>900158 >>900263 >>900318
>>899683
>>899744
>>900021
>muh planned obsolescence
You can buy commercial grade appliances which lasts orders of magnitude longer than consumer grade ones, the difference is they cost significantly more because in most cases the engineering required to make them last demands more complex manufacturing processes and/or more expensive components.
If you want a washing machine that will last decades with only basic maintenance then go buy the ones they use in laundromats/hospitals/hotels/etc, if you want a vacuum cleaner which will last then go buy the ones that commercial cleaners use, etc.
>>899745
Printers are probably the worst example you could come up with, most are sold for near or sometimes even below cost. They make all their money on the ink cartridges.
▶ No.900096>>900115
>>899744
Many forms of planned obsolescence are amateur-tier and are easily fixed. One example that I've recently come across is a broken LCD TV SMPS caused by a dried capacitor caused by being placed right above a heatsink on a transistor. Hot air came from the heatsink and killed it. Quick replacement fixed the TV.
▶ No.900115
>>900096
I repaired a bunch of screens and they are often a bitch to get inside
One Hp screen had a press fitted metal sheet behind the plastic preventing you from get to the electronics
One NEC took like 20 minutes to pry open.
▶ No.900132>>900167
>>900090
>They make all their money on the ink cartridges
Don't forget about the tiny tracking dots so that (((they))) know who printed what.
You can totally publish what you want today, unless (((they))) don't like it published. What a freedom.
▶ No.900137
>>899903
>>899765
yall need to right some dystopian science fiction
▶ No.900158>>900160 >>900162 >>900263
>>900090
Except when you buy commerical machines like pic related or whatever you have in America, you're stuck with 240V or higher. That, and even the commerical Miele machines are shit anyway.
Ergo, stick with a 60s-70s washer if you want true quality. Or in Yurop, just get a 30 year old Miele like I have. With the right maintenance they can easily outlive any modern machine on the markt today.
▶ No.900160
>>900158
Kind of fucked up the spelling in that post, but 'scuse me I just came back from a 60 mile mountain bike trip.
▶ No.900162
>>900158
240V@60Hz is what tesla intended anyway
▶ No.900163>>902307
>>900000
Shitty fucking post but checked anyway
▶ No.900167>>900175
>>900132
I bought a richo laser printer for 25€ +free shipping, neither the manufacturer or retailer could have made ANY money on this.
▶ No.900175>>900189 >>900190
>>900167
Thats because they don't make money on the printers, they make money on ink.
▶ No.900189>>900190 >>900199 >>900260 >>912908
>>900175
yea a the cheapest toner is about 50€
luckily i got the powerlevel to fight back
▶ No.900190
>>900175
>Thats because they don't make money on the printers,
An inkjet printer in the 80s costed 50$ to produce from top to bottom it was sold 200$.
An inject printer in 2018s cost 2$ to produce it's sold at 50$.
They do make money from the printers, but they make regular money from the ink.
>>900189
Noice
▶ No.900199>>900204 >>900205 >>901515 >>912908
>>900189
What am I looking at?
▶ No.900204>>900818
>>900199
RbPi reading a printer cartridge EEPROM?
▶ No.900205
>>900199
The toner has a counter to keep track on the prints and prevent cheap refills.
connecting to the rom you can reset it.
▶ No.900207
>>899923
spotted the air france pilot
▶ No.900211>>900263
azure is shit, only morons use that
▶ No.900217>>900223
>>899672 (OP)
>spending thousands of dollars and giving up every pretense of privacy so your appliances can do shit for you
Does it really cost THAT much to hire a maid? Holy shit people.
▶ No.900223
>>900217
Or just, you know... *drumroll*
Stop being a lazy motherfucker.
▶ No.900234>>900249
Now this is just evil. Why does Microsoft do this?.
▶ No.900249>>900252 >>900264
>>900234
There is profit in it. It is more amoral than evil really. Microsoft has a terrible image though, the Google and Amazon botnets are far larger threats.
▶ No.900252
>>900249
american corporations isnt about profit they are extensions of the government and the plan is global domination by war and finance.
▶ No.900260>>900266 >>900269 >>901329
>>900189
How do you read that i2c dump?
▶ No.900263
>>900158
lmaoing @ you undervoltage'd murritards
>>900090
Defininetly quite close to the thruth
>>900211
Unfortunenately MS is using their still quite high market share to push this shit right into everyones asses.
▶ No.900264>>900267 >>901251
>>900249
I can't say I haven't worried about something like this before, or that I thought it was unlikely, but to see it being actually proposed in such a manipulative way, trying to get inside your head by blatantly throwing around buzzwords like "the cloud" and trying to brainwash you into thinking it's secure by almost literally drilling it into your head (see vid related). There's absolutely no care for what becomes of technology and the future, I can't see it as anything else but evil.
▶ No.900266>>900284
▶ No.900267>>900270
>>900264
Jesus how I fucking HATE this annoying braindead ""music"" that they alway put on these kind of brainwash. It all rooks the same (tm). Couln't make it through the entire webm...
▶ No.900269>>900284
>>900260
You dont have understand the hexdump
assuming the toner was near full when you took it. Simply copy it back after refill.
▶ No.900270>>900273
>>900267
Same with the cuck aesthetic and neutered language, they really can't affort to offend anyone but disgruntled autists on a vietnamese basket weaving forum these days.
▶ No.900273>>900276
>>900270
It's all done via politically correct marketing agencies anyway these days. Of course with Adobe(tm)pro(tm) Products with maximum shekel payment plan. All just so you can enjoy mulatte comic "people" in 4k while listening to subconsciously dumbening sounds. Best enjoyed via your new goy VR glasses.
God I fucking hate this timeline more and more.
▶ No.900276>>900285 >>902010
>>900273
The audio mixing in these is especially disgusting. It feels as if the narrator's voice is trying to drill itself into one's skull, cushioned by the cuck music and minimalist video designed to pay attention for the viewer to enable maximum brainwashing.
Shit like that is a theme I've been noticing in shit-tier government sanctioned dubs of hollywood movies of the 80s-today in my home country, and later on the source material itselfbeginning with Spielberg films.
Compare these to Heinz Rühmann films of the 1930s and 40s, where scenes with characters talking in a room have a pleasantly fixed camera, moderate volume that accenuates dialogue without exagerrating it and no annoying background music ruining everything.
Also,
>next generation experiences are just an update away
▶ No.900281
>next generation experiences are just an update away
delet dis plz
▶ No.900284
>>900266
Fuck off Carlos
>>900269
Makes sense
▶ No.900285>>900288
>>900276
>The audio mixing in these is especially disgusting. It feels as if the narrator's voice is trying to drill itself into one's skull, cushioned by the cuck music and minimalist video designed to pay attention for the viewer to enable maximum brainwashing.
This, this sort of shit makes me feel like I'm being violated and they're trying to make me like it.
▶ No.900288
>>900285
>feel like I'm being violated and they're trying to make me like it.
<psyops, because physical wounds heal.png
This is what you get after decades of literal marketing and PR scientific research. They don't even try to hide it, much better, they are even proud of it.
▶ No.900318>>900321 >>900389
>>900090
My local laundromat always has at least 10 broken down machines at a time though
▶ No.900321>>900389
>>900318
Sounds more like he is rotating the wear on them, some machines get used more then others
▶ No.900356
>>899683
Less diabolical. Not even planned. Just better engineering employing robust MTBF calculations to minimize warranty costs while also minimizing component and BOM costs (including labor). Demand longer warranties and published MTBF values.
▶ No.900389
>>900321
>>900318
Laundromat machines also get used all day, the same machine in a home environment would last decades because it isn't used as much.
Home use: ~3-5 loads a week depending on the size
Laundromat use: 8+ loads a day
▶ No.900390
▶ No.900407>>900561
>>899792
It gets worse. You get to the GNU/Depot, and each thing you need has five solutions that all have different fucking problems. You ask the attendant why isn't there one product that just works, or why two of these solution makers don't just work together, and he just shrugs and tells you to fix it yourself.
▶ No.900561
>>900407
>want to build a BSD house
>have to sift through hundreds of chinkshit proprietary clone parts at the BSDepot before getting to actual source
>build house from source components, modify them a bit to suit your needs
>botnet spies steal your modifications, claim them as their own and sell them to normalfags
>they do so poorly, resulting in several house fires
>People try to sue them, (((they))) say it's not their fault it's clearly yours since you constructed the reference implementation(s)
>Braindead normalfags start vandalising your house with CoC graffiti and death threats, demand more trans inclusivity or some shit
>lose job, forced to sell the house and live off bitcoin reserves since no one wants to hire you
>cuck license
▶ No.900574
cloud is automatic servers for morons who cant understand technology
▶ No.900806
It is the near future, year 2030.
All the people that were warning people back in 18' about
how Microsoft and other corps were sucking dem data are now
taken seriously.
Waves of furious people go break shit in stores. People stop
using Wincrap and Co.
Soon, Wincrap and other meme-tier tech companies went down
the john. Casually, CEO's go suck dick in the street for a coin.
But nobody cares.
A Future we deserve.
▶ No.900808
>pouring vodka on circuitry
>only robot OPSEC is a Kalashnikov
>have to compile all your appliances using rare earth minerals from the dark web
>idk HOW
>then know WHO
reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
▶ No.900818
>>900204
Heh, nothin' personnel kid.
▶ No.900824
>>899718
Pfft. We have one from my in-laws that is over 30.
▶ No.900827>>900844
>>899672 (OP)
Right about the one minute mark he hits a buzzword density that borders the threshold of physical possiblity. We may have narrowly avoided a pajeet singularity.
▶ No.900844>>900859
>>900827
MACHINE INTELLIGENCE WITH THE LATEST ALGORITHMS IN THE CLOUD
▶ No.900859
>>900844
Thank you based microsoft for always providing us with the latest and securest algorithm services straight from the hacker known as the cloud.
▶ No.901251>>901256 >>901852
>>900264
They plugged in the COWS?
▶ No.901307>>901316 >>901323 >>901581 >>901839
>>900021
Since incandescents are trivial to make, why won't anyone start making long-lasting lightbulbs?
▶ No.901316>>901581
>>901307
Are they? Even if so, economies of scale allow the megacorps to make them far cheaper than the "startup", his lamps might still be worse in price/lifetime than the gimped ones even though those are artificially worse than they could be to increase profit margins.
▶ No.901323
>>901307
>Since incandescents are trivial to make
Anybody can make an incandescent light bulb, but one that lasts longer than seconds? No.
▶ No.901329
>>900260
>You dont have understand the hexdump
True but you're a bad programmer if you don't.
▶ No.901515
>>900199
>What am I looking at?
Your retarded face
▶ No.901581
>>901307
Just remember, first lightbulbs like Yablochkov's candle lasted no longer than an hour.
>>901316
Since lifetime of a bulb depends on spiral thickness, it is really trivial to buy old incandescent bulb manufacturing line from ex-commie country some folks said, GDR washing machines worked for 25 years without breaking, this should be true for lightbulbs too, right?.
Tbh, I've noticed that cheap (under $15) LED-bulbs and even fluorescents work no longer than Osram incandescents from even 10 years ago. Electricity is still cheaper both economically and environmentally than shoving mercury-filled bulbs and semiconductor sandwich boards into trash/so-called-recycling them every 5 months and acquiring raw materials for their manufacturing, pure incandescent is made of glass, steel and tungsten. Not to mention, the CRI.
▶ No.901638
>>899672 (OP)
they don't need to do this, they have smart meters now.
▶ No.901839
>>901307
>>901307
Sure. Let me just run down to my local tungsten store....
▶ No.901848
>>899684
washing machines, dishwashers, furnaces, and cars are already botnet and have been for a long time.
▶ No.901849
>>899687
>implying planes aren't already botnet
▶ No.901852>>901972
>>901251
My thoughts to your thoughts, my mind to your mind...
▶ No.901972
>>901852
...my utters to your utters
▶ No.902000
>>899672 (OP)
>Microsoft has shown us the future where everything in your house is collecting data and sending it back to Microsoft.
EVERYONE DOING THE BAD THINGS IS FROM OUTSIDE THE UNITED STATES.
▶ No.902010
>>899672 (OP)
>>900276
>that time when real-life corporate ads start looking like their parodies from Mr. Reddit
Well to be honest, I'd love all home appliances to have some sort of simple, open and well-documented input-output interface, 1wire or similar, nothing complex. Read data, send commands. Just for a sake of joining them in local network, conditioners, heaters, power meters and sensors, fridge that can be put in deep freeze cycle while you're shopping and lights that turn on when you're away to scare off thieves. Thanks dog, water and power meters are using non-proprietary standardized outputs in my country, therefore they already can be wired to a shit computer like Pi and display data on a screen as well as usage patterns. Not connecting them to le Cloud data centers for extensive "user experience" analytics of course. Because it really bugs me out how shitty modern appliances are still. All those unintuitive buttons and knobs, manual longer than vim manpages. You either get this, or some "smart" crap with wifi on-board and proprietary "app" to boil your kettle.
But maybe, in next universe.
▶ No.902042>>902308 >>902553 >>913295
>>900000
>>900002
>when the students in your school for STEM autists care more about alienwares and fortnite than anything else
The future is so bright, I don't even need my eyes to see it.
▶ No.902307
>>900034
>>900163
Don't you have tide pods to eat, Little Timmy?
▶ No.902308
>>902042
Iktfb. Born in the wrong fucking generation.
▶ No.902553>>902665
>>902042
This is the future you chose.
▶ No.902665
>>902553
;_;
We're the last redpilled generation of the world
▶ No.902856
>>899833
>It's the Keurig of washing machines!
▶ No.902858
>>899672 (OP)
When I started watching that webm I started thinking "Oh cool! They're going to start using machine learning to make more reliable washing machines!' Then as I continued watching it then became clear they just want to use that data to preemptively charge customers for repairs...fuck this Earth this shit is why so many people here are so cynical about these kinds of things
▶ No.902955
>>899672 (OP)
what a load of bullshit
▶ No.902959
>>899718
I know washing machines made in the 70's that still work like a clock.
▶ No.902963>>903333
>>899765
COOL! It really is the future!
takes sip from SoyleteTM
▶ No.903284
>>899672 (OP)
>when things fail, they all fail differently
This fucking nigger. Fucking material properties are understood to be statistically variable. You design to the 'accepted' allowable stresses plus a small safety factor and your product will probably survive. Mill certs and raw material batch testing, systematic NDT and factory break-in will weed out any non-compliant or substandard samples, and warranty will cover the rest. Wear happens in predictable ways because most areas of engineering are well understood and design is done according to long-accepted best practices.
This consumer-tier faggot cloud data acquisition is a fucking meme that microsoft is trying to push to capitalize on the trends inside large industrial companies.
GE for example does this with their Predix platform, in which industrial, commercial and infrastructure equipment feeds data back and allows the operator to see failures coming or tailor their outages to balance the pre-emptive maintenance cost vs overhault cost. In a power plant, airplane engine or MRI machine, this makes sense because a failure will affect a large number of users and cost the operator 6 or 7 figures to repair, in a washing machine or typical disposable consumer product, it's a fucking botnet designed to monitor use and engineer consumer behavior.
How do you improve the user experience at the consumer level? Microsoft's idea is infinite data acquisition that is easy to sell and misuse. The correct answer is to build a better product using tried and true designs not ones reliant on faggot chink ICs to compensate for the cheap shitty materials engineered to fail so they can squeeze out every last fraction or a percent of savings with a 3-5 year replacement cycle.
My appliances came with the house. They are from the early 70s, older than I am. I've had to replace a couple of belts in the washer and dryer, descale the washer, and in the fridge's case replace some hoses and top it up with refrigerant. The stove needed a new capacitor for the fluorescent lamp and a new oven element. Easy maintenance anyone can do, or a technician can do for cheap. I dread the day when a critical component fails because the spares are generally nonexistent, but all told these fucking things don't owe anyone anything, they have provided decades of service. When they do, i'll have to look at which brands aren't fucking chink-built trash.
t. mechanical engineer
▶ No.903343
>>903333
your quads have betrayed you, leftynigger. This soycuck looks shocked or afraid of the swastika and passes the message that /pol/ is something hardcore or to be feared. Yet another data point indicating that leftists can't into memes.
Here, i fixed it for you, share this with your transfaggot board owner to use as a banner, it's just missing unironic comic sans, badly scaled stock photos with watermark and a lettuce dog avatar
▶ No.912892
>>899687
planes are already botnet anon. If only you knew how bad things really are.
>>899683
>"We going to log your washing machine to help you fix it when it breaks goy.
That would be 'good'. However it is more likely to be:
<you lose your job because your clothes washing habits indicate you are an incel engaging in wrong-think.
>>899672 (OP)
>Whole new consumer experiences
Raping your wallet in ways you never imagined possible.
▶ No.912908
>>900189
Thanks for the tip! :^) Nice to see someone using the SJWberry to do something so practical & useful.
You could also do the dump from a fresh toner cartridge, then upload the saved copy or patch when you refill.
This would work in more complex cases where it isn't a simple reset, but obviously runs the risk of bricking which doesn't really apply at your level anyway ;^). You've got yourself a local "Check your toner EEPROM for €20"-business.
>>900199
>What am I looking at?
Don't worry, it's /tech/ related. He's connecting to the toner chip via I2C and resetting it, so he can refill and reuse the toner
▶ No.912929>>912959 >>912988
>>899866
I am 20 years old. I am not sure if that makes me a Gen Z or not. Regardless, this shit does not only repulse me now but has always repulsed me.
▶ No.912949
>>899920
>The best part is, all of the sensors and internet connectivity are going to cost money, which will obviously be pushed onto the consumer. Not only are you a permanent cash cow for the advertisement-surveillance state, but you have to pay for that mandatory convenience as well
FUCKING CELL PHONES
▶ No.912951
>>899672 (OP)
Wow that's so convenient. It's hell when a washing machine breaks down and now boom the guy is already there and fixes it by the same day. What's not to like?
▶ No.912959>>912982
>>912929
Why do you seek the approval of somebody younger than you?
▶ No.912974
>>903333
>>903344
Wow, it's true. The left positively cannot meme.
▶ No.912982>>912985
>>912959
I'm not sure I understand the question.
▶ No.912985
>>912982
You're seeking the approval of somebody who's very clearly a minor, and I'm puzzled by that
▶ No.912988
>>912929
Anyone born after 1995 or so is technically Gen Z I believe. Don't forget, 1998 was 20 years ago.
▶ No.913057>>913068 >>913229
>>912893
<Hitler not only wanted a symbol to represent the NSDAP
<but one powerful enough to strike fear into the communists
>discount Soviet flag with a white dot and two sticks
< That's it!! :DDD
▶ No.913068
>>913057
The first hammer, sickle and star design was adopted by the Soviet Union in 18 April 1924. The swastika on a white circle over a red field was was already in use by the Nazi Party in 9 November 1923, with the Blutfahne being an example of it. So it can't be a discount version of it.
German socialist and labor movements often used plain red flags, while the later Völkish nationalist societies and the freikorps used the swastika as badges. National socialist, swastika on a red field.
It ain't hard to grasp.
▶ No.913229
>>913057
>flag of the people
>a barren red land with tools cast aside
top jej
▶ No.913295>>913453
>>902042
If you show any actual interest in computers or play something that isn't flavor of the month shit, you're treated like a fucking lunatic.
▶ No.913453
>>913295
Such is the tragedic fate of the last right generation, the last redpilled People on Earth.
▶ No.913485
>>899672 (OP)
>Kikes use high tech data collection to predict when their planned obsolescence scheme will pay off.
<oh, and further rape your privacy while doing so.
▶ No.914167>>914174 >>914177
Why are things like this always treated as inevitable?
▶ No.914174
>>914167
Because these things already exist?
Our whole social lives are on Facebook, our consumer behavior is known by Amazon.
All these "new" """technologies""" are simply adding everything up to a new bundle of privacy rape.
▶ No.914177
>>914167
Same reason Barbara Spectre says that Europe needs refugees if it's going to survive. And same reason Merkel and her friends executed those orders.