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>no talk of the Zucc "I need a booster seat" Cuck
famalams, me ashamed
▶ No.896569
>>896566
>technology
>"let's share pics of our riced battling stations where we have wars and hax all day xD"
no u
▶ No.896573>>896837
>>896566
The impact is much wider and more general. It shows how state institutions are handling possible violations of citizen rights by corporatons.
▶ No.896575
>>896565 (OP)
He supposedly arrived not via the main or any normal entrance, but via some underground tunnel in heavy escort, and wore a kevlar vest under his suit (which seems believable looking at the picture).
▶ No.896627>>896637
>>896565 (OP)
big guy status: denied at entry, evicted from plane, too much loyalty
▶ No.896637>>896662
>>896627
>big guy
The pillow intended to help appear that way?
▶ No.896639>>896870
>>896565 (OP)
atleast hes a bigger guy than anyone here ever will be
▶ No.896642
>Awkwardness ensues as top Democratic senator asks Mark Zuckerberg if he'll reveal what hotel he stayed at last night
www.businessinsider.com/dick-durbin-asks-mark-zuckerberg-what-hotel-he-stayed-at-2018-4
▶ No.896661
Due to limitations of Zucc's onboard circuitry he sometimes uses an external CPU/ battery booster unit to maintain a higher degree of humanlike interactivity especially in stressful situations. This is not normally noticed by the public as his booster unit merely has to be touching him for the high data rate network and inductive power transfer connections to be maintained, and the booster normally takes the form of a chair, a Chinese assist-droid (think like a Milk-cow U-boat), or even a simple Segway. Unfortunately the high security environment in Congress ruled out these bespoke booster packs and he had to make due with an object resembling a simple cushion.
▶ No.896662>>896686 >>896689 >>897161
>>896637
>three different kinds of water
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▶ No.896689>>896714 >>896717
>>896662
Research indicates humans consume fluids after several time units of vocal cord use. Therefore the placement of fluids stored inside a transparent synthetic container near a human who is to undergo such situation is the expected behavior of a fellow human of planet Dirt. My suspicious of fellow human Mark I "Zuckerberg" have been lowered after witnessing its expert usage of fluids during a noise exchange, and so should yours.
▶ No.896714>>896901
>>896689
The increased power usage during high interactivity sessions clearly causes a massive amount of heat to be generated and evaporative cooling was deemed to be more natural looking than a more traditional heat sink and fan combination.
▶ No.896723
>>896717
We need one memeing his unnatural knee extension angles.
▶ No.896733>>896744 >>897150
>>896727
>one of the biggest tech company's CEO's grilling and roasting in front of the whole world isn't /tech/
Go back to /leftpol/ you scab.
▶ No.896744>>896776
>>896733
It isn't /tech/ because there's nothing about it, stop spinning your shitposting nonsense.
▶ No.896776>>896782
>>896744
>reeeeeeee stop having fun /tech/ is for SERIOUS BUSINESS only
Kikebook potentially dying, or at the very least many of its faults being dragged into the public eye, is something that we should all enjoy. Normalfags are finally starting to question one of the biggest opponents to online privacy. If we're lucky, this might lead to normies being more concerned about privacy online, which would be a good thing for the whole internet.
▶ No.896782>>896785 >>896824 >>896866
>>896776
Hey retard, look at the OP. Is it even about serious conversation, /tech/ conversation or about a chair?
Fuck off back to 4chan.
▶ No.896785
>>896782
It's about more than cushions actually.
▶ No.896824>>896825
>>896782
/tech/ conversation about the founder of one of the worlds biggest tech companies being a habitual liar, who can't even sit on a fucking chair without lying.
▶ No.896825>>896827
>>896824
Nobody cares about the founder of one of the worlds biggest and significant and influential tech companies, no matter how much you like one of the worlds biggest and significant and influential tech companies and the founder of one of the worlds biggest and significant and influential tech companies that runs it, that doesn't change the fact that the founder of one of the worlds biggest and significant and influential tech companies is irrelevant. One of the worlds biggest and significant and influential tech companies is not something that's used by /tech/, if you want to talk about the founder of one of the worlds biggest and significant and influential tech companies then go to /g/.
▶ No.896827
>>896825
It is when they come after your loved one.
Otherwise >>>/cuckchan/ or >>>/reddit/
▶ No.896837
>>896573
To be fair, that makes it a /(?:lefty?)?pol/ topic, not a /tech/ topic.
▶ No.896848
>>896717
That activated my smile subsystem
▶ No.896866
>>896782
>muh "sirius bizzniss"
I bet you like wasting your time reading 50 page diatribes about topics and opinions everyone already knows
▶ No.896870>>896881 >>896895
>>896639
>175 cm
>literally tenth of meter shorter than me
now fuck off to 4manlet
▶ No.896881>>896895 >>897178
>>896870
>>175 cm
That's a lie, though. He can't be taller than 160 cm.
▶ No.896895>>897178
>>896881
>>896870
>japanese prime minister is 175 cm
[Roblox sound OOF]
▶ No.896900
>>896565 (OP)
>me ashamed
>not knowing what facebook was from the start
Get wise >>896899
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▶ No.897150
>>896733
Underrated content and meta-dubs.
▶ No.897161
>>896662
better than this guy
▶ No.897178
>>896881
>>896895
printf("%hhd", zucc_height);
▶ No.898610
Mark fuckerberg looks like a goddamn wood elf