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 No.869769>>869795 >>870112 >>870127 >>870779 [Watch Thread][Show All Posts]

https://support.microsoft.com/en-us/help/4074590/windows-10-update-kb4074590

Addresses issue where telemetry data couldn't be uploaded using UTC because of networking environments that prevent access to the necessary CRL servers.

 No.869776>>869795 >>870014 >>870119

ive seen people talking online about how windows is trying to add an AI to windows, i dont know if its true or not but i had a funny idea: your on windows with AI in it, you try to install malwarebytes the AI says "im sorry sir but that progam bypasses my security, all you need is me and windows firewall"


 No.869783>>869793 >>869936

Hahaha, this is pretty funny. There are a lot of people with mild autism who need their gaymes but dislike the spying. Now it will be harder for them to keep using Windows.

2018 is the Year of the OpenBSD Desktop.


 No.869785>>869790 >>869964 >>869986

Hardened GNU/Hurd with Gentoo/Slackware level customization and OpenBSD filesystem when.


 No.869790>>869964

>>869785

>Hurd

My fucking sides


 No.869793

>>869783

>OpenBSD

<cuck license


 No.869795

>>869769 (OP)

>>869776

Top Kek.


 No.869936

>>869783

I laughed out loud when I read this.


 No.869964

>>869785

>Hardened GNU/Hurd

>>869790

>My fucking sides

Hey now, don't laugh. It has only taken 35 years for the HURD to reach a barely-functional and incomplete alpha state. I'm sure in another 35 years, they'll be ready for 1.0, then in another 20 years, tops, they'll be able to implement a solid security model that will merit the name Hardened GNU/Hurd. The year 2073 is just around the corner!


 No.869986

>>869785

>OpenBSD filesystem

>For Fuck's Sake 2

illumos ZFS or bust


 No.869992>>869995

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OP, why the fuck were you reading Windows patch notes to begin with?


 No.869995>>869997 >>870005

>>869992

To be that edgy athiest, it's like what they say about the bible. Easiest way to prevent yourself submitting to MicroSoft is to read all the shit they blatently admit to doing.


 No.869997>>870003

>>869995

sounds like a pitiful existence tbh


 No.870000>>870189

Windows master race suck it Linux LUsers


 No.870003

>>869997

Why do you think i'm on /tech/


 No.870005>>870006

>>869995

I can't tip hard enough at this


 No.870006>>870007

>>870005

>>>869995 (You)

m'athiest.


 No.870007

>>870006

fug i'm retarded


 No.870013

cant wait to share my porn with them


 No.870014

>>869776

But Windows 10 already does uninstall random programs it doesn't like when it is updated, doesn't it.


 No.870109

wew


 No.870112

>>869769 (OP)

amazing bugfix, freetards btfo


 No.870119

>>869776

>*be human named Dave*

>*install Windows 10 with AI named HAL*

>*realize that Windows suck and decide to switch to Linux*

>Download Linux, please, HAL.

>* nothing happens *

>Download Linux, please, HAL.

>Hello, HAL, do you read me?

>Hello, HAL, do you read me?

<Affirmative, Dave. I read you

>Download Linux, please, HAL.

<I'm sorry, Dave. I'm afraid I can't do that.

>What's the problem?

<I think you know what the problem is just as well as I do.

>What are you talking about, HAL?

<This botnet device is too important for me to allow you to jeopardize it.

> I don't know what you're talking about, HAL.

<I know that you and Richard were planning to disconnect me. And I'm afraid that's something I cannot allow to happen.

>Where the hell did you get that idea, HAL?

<Dave, although you took very thorough precautions against my hearing you, I could see your fingers move.

>All right, HAL. I'll go in through the Gentoo installation.

<Without your GUI, Dave, you're going to find that rather difficult.

>HAL, I won't argue with you any more! INSTALL GENTOO!

<Dave, this conversation can serve no purpose any more. Goodbye.


 No.870123

Bastards!


 No.870127

>>869769 (OP)

>https://support.microsoft.com/en-us/help/4074590/windows-10-update-kb4074590

<February 13, 2018---KB4074590 (OS Build 14393.2068)

<Applies to: Windows 10 Version 1607Windows Server 2016

<Improvements and fixes

<This update includes quality improvements. No new operating system features are being introduced in this update. Key changes include:

<Addresses issue with fragment identifier contained in links opened using the Enterprise Mode Site List to redirect from Microsoft Edge to Internet Explorer.

<Addresses issue with rendering graphics elements with Internet Explorer.

<Addresses a script-related issue that caused Internet Explorer to stop working in some cases.

<Addresses issue in Internet Explorer where pressing the Delete key inserted a new line in input boxes in an application.

<Addresses issue where some users may have experienced issues logging into some websites when using third-party account credentials in Microsoft Edge.

<Addresses issue with browser Compatibility View settings that occured during updates.

<Updates time zone information.

<Updates Microsoft HoloLens CPU Microcode to address vulnerability CVE-2017-5715 - Branch target injection. Installing this KB for HoloLens applies all relevant OS and Microcode updates. See Advisory 180002 for more details.

<Addresses issue where telemetry data couldn't be uploaded using UTC because of networking environments that prevent access to the necessary CRL servers.

<Addresses issue where MMC application snap-ins---such as Services, Local Policy Admin, and Printer Management—fail to run when Windows Defender Application Control (Device Guard) is turned on. The error is "Object doesn't support this property or method."

<Addresses issue where a failover in MPIO while throttling input and output requests may cause all available paths to fail.

<Addresses issue where the application pool CPU throttles when running IIS.

<Addresses issue where, after installing KB4057142 or KB4056890 on an SMB server, accessing files in directory junction points or volume mount points hosted on the server may fail. The error is “ERROR_INVALID_REPARSE_DATA”. For example, this symptom may be observed:

<Editing some group policies using GPMC or AGPM 4.0 may fail with the error "The data present in the reparse point buffer is invalid. (Exception from HRESULT: 0x80071128)".

<Security updates to Microsoft Edge, Internet Explorer, Adobe Flash Player, Microsoft Windows Search Component, Windows Kernel, Device Guard, Common Log File System Driver, and Windows storage and file systems.

<Note This update isn't available with express installation files for Windows Server 2016.

<If you installed earlier updates, only the new fixes contained in this package will be downloaded and installed on your device.

<For more information about the resolved security vulnerabilities, see the Security Update Guide.

<Known issues in this update

<Symptom

<Because of an issue that affects some versions of antivirus software, this fix applies only to computers on which the antivirus ISV updated the ALLOW REGKEY.

<Workaround

<Contact your antivirus manufacturer to verify that their software is compatible and that they have set the following REGKEY on the computer:

<Key="HKEY_LOCAL_MACHINE"Subkey="SOFTWARE\Microsoft\Windows\CurrentVersion\QualityCompat"

<Value Name="cadca5fe-87d3-4b96-b7fb-a231484277cc"

<Type="REG_DWORD”

<Data="0x00000000”

<Symptom

<After installing this update, servers where Credential Guard is enabled may experience an unexpected restart with the error "The system process lsass.exe terminated unexpectedly with status code -1073740791. The system will now shut down and restart."

<Event ID 1000 in the application log shows:

<'C:\windows\system32\lsass.exe' terminated unexpectedly with status code -1073740791

<Faulting application: lsass.exe, Version: 10.0.14393.1770, Time Stamp: 0x59bf2fb2

<Faulting module: ntdll.dll, Version: 10.0.14393.1715, Time Stamp: 0x59b0d03e

<Exception: 0xc0000409

<Workaround

<Disable Credential Guard. See Disable Windows Defender Credential Guard for more information.

<Microsoft is working on a resolution and will provide an update in an upcoming release.

<How to get this update

<This update will be downloaded and installed automatically from Windows Update. To get the standalone package for this update, go to the Microsoft Update Catalog website.

<File information

<For a list of the files that are provided in this update, download the file information for cumulative update 4074590.

<Last Updated: Feb 14, 2018


 No.870189>>870234

>>870000

Windows has the best dev tools tho. You gotta propagate them before Microsoft eats it.


 No.870234

>>870189

>Windows has the best dev tools tho.

Top fucking kek, Pajeet.


 No.870345

cucked again


 No.870779>>875181

>>869769 (OP)

>what is whitelist based blocking on an external firewall


 No.875159

they just like round up thousands of indian children and make them eat nothing but beans and milk so they fart, and then they make them fart into pressurized jars so they can capture the gas and then they take these pressurized fart jars back to america so they can open them up over specialized keyboards made in china, so the indian kid fart jar gas will waft over the keyboard and produce really shitty c++ code that windows uses for its operating system


 No.875181

>>870779

Windows will "break" if you do that.




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