/tech/ - Technology★

>>859624 (OP)

Majority of people are tech Illiterate anon, you should know this.

It's good technology, but also a profitable buzzword. Did this really need it's own thread?

>>859624 (OP)

It is called progress, bro!

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>>859664

With its recent drop in value, has buttcoin finally reached its bull trap phase?

>>859624 (OP)

>>859634

>implying you even knew about blockchains

>>859635

>It's good technology

hahaha

Bump!

I have to write a report about blockchain for my company.

>>859908

Are you some cucked intern?

bump negated with EPIC downvote

>>859624 (OP)

Thing that pisses me off is

>be NSA/NRO or the like

>develop seemingly cutting edge distibuted transaction system

>code it and provide open source

<How to blurr the original sources?

Yeah right, let's just publish it under a LARP name like Satoshi Nakamoto. To this fucking day no one knows who the fuck this actually is. But deep inside you all know that it's (((THEM))). Now everyone picks up this shit and circlejerks about muh blockchain technologies etc. Truly one huge shitshow.

>inb4 if you'd understand it you would know how superior the technology is

>>859936

This.

What disgusts me about the whole charade is that even though blockchain tech is getting all this praise somehow nobody even cares to investigate how "Satoshi Nakamoto" got this spread around.

>>859936

>>859941

. . .

>not knowing the enemy that you guys haven't figured out yet have an archenemy that will never expose themselves

>archenemy publishes blockchain into public domain

>enemy kills anyone involved in bitcoin including bitcoindev larpers and even started some ARG honeytrap epic fail

>are losing marbles they had to fuck with XBT many times in the past

If you know the enemy but the enemy knows not of you then go figure. Why would they let themselves be known?

Replacing currency was an introduction.

They'll replace your human-cattle government next.

>how

Harmless weapons.

>>859936

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tZuhVXmjcTk

Equally as reasonable as your post.

>>859982

Not an argument as much as your sage is not a downboat, gentlesir

>>859624 (OP)

buzzwords. Marketing to semi-tech literate normies is built on it. Concepts like "open", "cloud" are example memes of this. Why not actual technology like OO and blockchain?

>>860039

this is quite a good article. A bit long, but an interesting look at Tim "buzzword machine" O'Reilly:

https://thebaffler.com/salvos/the-meme-hustler

>>859941

How did he?

>>859624 (OP)

wealth redistribution by institutions with massive amounts of money. It's the new "in" thing and people are just marketing the fuck out of it because they know for certain people will buy their shit. There are dozens of instances of this happening in the past and bitcoin is literally a fucking textbook example of this, going from hundreds to tens of thousands in that short of a period of time is a red flag to anyone who understands this.

>>859641

I don't wanna live in this planet anymore.

>>859624 (OP)

>suddenly blockchain encryption is shilled into everything the last 6 months

literally who? retards have been using blockchain as another buzzword just like apps and encryption forever. it has nothing to do with shilling

>blockchain encryption

you're not any better than the ppl spouting buzzwords tbh

>>>/g/

kikes

>>885512

>that girl in mickey swimsuit

Fug, now I wish I had a little sister who would hug me every day coming home after school ;-(

Dear FBI, please forgive me for sins, I'm about to commit.

Yes, I'm going to illegally download some pirated jazz music to fill my sorrows

>>885705

Far left makes me wish I had a daughter to hug and cuddle.

its called security, you might have heard of it

>>885709

>that face

b l i m e y m 8

>>885728

Dude, she's 9 years old, her teefs are still developing.

Still the cutest one though.

>>885744

lol

bitcoin pwned like a baby

>>885744

<a certain combination of 1s and 0s are illegal

Yeah right.

It's trivial to create an xor decryption key that will decrypt a specific file into cp provided the input file is large enough.

>>885512

Is this a pedo post??

>>885877

It's a Rorschach test. Do you think it looks like a pedo post?

>>885752

were you living under a rock for about 50 years?