▶ No.838708>>838715 >>838727 >>844667
>browse longer
And whats the logic to this part of the shilling?
▶ No.838715
>>838708
well, obviously you're browsing the web on battery power, while enjoying a soy latte. what other use case exists for internet use?
▶ No.838727
>>838708
It has an icon of a battery above that statement. Are you functionally retarded?
▶ No.838737
Yes.
You should have seen what they did to netscape.
▶ No.838741>>842548
>>838706 (OP)
You don't know very much about software, do you? Microsoft has a very long history of constantly trying to make their own closed garden version of shit in an effort to force people to use their services over others.
▶ No.838742>>838751 >>838812 >>839662 >>842548 >>844549
>>838706 (OP)
What is "socially engineered malware"?
▶ No.838749
gtfo my tech windows 10 luser
▶ No.838751
>>838742
The kind that doesn't come with Microsoft products
▶ No.838792>>845973
>>838706 (OP)
>botnet vs botnet
It's not like google doesn't try to push chrome down your throat every chance they get.
▶ No.838812>>840374
>>838742
When Pajeet sends you an email asking for your password and you give it to him.
▶ No.838840
>tfw edge is better than chrome
Obviously I don't use either though
▶ No.838844>>838854
>>838706 (OP)
I remember when Microsoft were sued just because they included Internet Explorer as part of Windows.
▶ No.838854>>838856 >>838861 >>839063
>>838844
Meanwhile Google bundles their browser and other apps like gmaps and gmail with their OS that are practically monopolies on it and will remain that way, controls software distribution and keeps root rights to itself and no one cares. Fucking the public over while they beg you for more must be fun.
▶ No.838855
>>838851
maybe it's because nobody realized such retarded laws exist
t. 10 year gentoo user now fuck off with your retarded knee jerk reply you're about to type
▶ No.838856
▶ No.838859
what the fuck, you deleted your comment and reposted
▶ No.838861>>838880
>>838854
the public will fuck themselves over by using the shittiest possible goy friendly software you stupid niggermonkey. stop degrading the open source movement by trying to sue corporations over bullshit
▶ No.838880>>838908
>>838861
You sure are eager to jump to the aid of billion dollar corporations against those evil "goys". You are worth less than shit and so are your laughable opinions.
The open source movement manages to disgrace itself perfectly fine, it is their very purpose, I recommend you join them.
▶ No.838887>>838956 >>839073 >>846183
>>838706 (OP)
Microsoft is responding to pic related you fucking idiot
▶ No.838908>>839063
>>838880
>You sure are eager to jump to the aid of billion dollar corporations against those evil "goys"
how am I aiding them? I couldn't give less of a shit about how antitrust effects some company like Microsoft (it doesn't). rules are for fools
>You are worth less than shit and so are your laughable opinions.
are you saying i'm a bad person because I don't care about some stupid antitrust law or that I'm poor and therefore magically need to care about such law?
▶ No.838956>>839499 >>845986 >>846006
>>838887
they also do it with sjwfox.
▶ No.839063
>>838908
>>You sure are eager to jump to the aid of billion dollar corporations against those evil "goys"
>how am I aiding them? I couldn't give less of a shit about how antitrust effects some company like Microsoft (it doesn't).
>>838854
>stop degrading the open source movement by trying to sue corporations over bullshit
Does not compute.
>>You are worth less than shit and so are your laughable opinions.
>are you saying i'm a bad person because I don't care about some stupid antitrust law or that I'm poor and therefore magically need to care about such law?
You obviously do care, as evidenced by your chimping out here >>838854. You most definitely are poor, which is why you are a fucktard for blindly cheering on the winner in every dispute, just because it makes you feel like you are one of them or perhaps you hope that they will share their loot with you in exchange for your valiant efforts. Protip: You aren't and they never will, they will just laugh all the way to the bank while morons who they ripped off defend them. Because they are smart, unlike you.
▶ No.839073>>839077 >>842548
>>838887
I'm surprised Google lets you search for other browsers at all. Was expecting 0 results found
▶ No.839077
>>839073
Google is great at subtlety, they simply make you not want to leave.
▶ No.839078>>842367
atleast poosoft isn't trying to hide it
▶ No.839499>>839512
>>838956
>they were streaming 140p video with microsoft edge, in safe mode, while streaming 14k HD video in firefox, with mcaffee and norton antivirus running in the background
>See goy! Microsoft edge gives you longer battery life!
▶ No.839512>>839641 >>839671 >>841081 >>845974 >>846189
>>839499
Looks like they really have an EDGE over the competition.
▶ No.839641>>842548
▶ No.839661
>>838706 (OP)
Windows: The perfect anti-malware. It blocks all forms of malware except for windows 10.
▶ No.839662
>>838742
It means MS paid some H1B pajeets to write this on their lunch break.
▶ No.839671
▶ No.840306>>840414
>>838706 (OP)
>1,07,00,000 results
▶ No.840359
Didn't Microsoft have to pay a fine for bundling IE with Windows a long time back?
▶ No.840374
>>838812
That's just social engineering. And social engineering malware would be software asking for the same.
I think it's more along the lines of someone fooling Pajeet into writing a piece of malware by pretending to be from Microloo.
▶ No.840414>>840532
>>840306
wtf is going on with bing?
▶ No.840532
>>840414
Pajeet quality coding.
▶ No.841081
>>839512
I am going to beat you to death with your own femur.
▶ No.842327
Edge is actually pretty good.
▶ No.842367
>>839078
>free spyware for windows 10
Great! It's what I always wanted.
▶ No.842369>>842381
their email website doesn't even work properly on Firefox anymore
▶ No.842381>>845982
>>842369
Yes it does. I even have some scripts blocked by Privacy Badger and NoScript.
▶ No.842548>>846102 >>849160
>>838742
It used to be when someone sent you a totally-innocent address bar javascript and asked you to run it and you were stupid enough to use it, compromising your entire account and inserting a keylogger into your page. Then they started ruining the javascript (and data) protocols so you can't just insert that shit into your address bar, which I honestly find very annoying as I use both of them, so I have to fuck with my browser to enable that shit (just about every browser blocks this shit now).
Anyway, yes, those things don't work on Edge. Just like how they don't work on most browsers these days. What a selling point.
>>838741
"Embrace, Extend, Extinguish" is the term. It was an actual Microsoft policy.
>>839073
They're a bit more subtle than that. IIRC it used to be that if you change your user-agent to Google Chrome, your Google Maps page will load faster.
>>839641
You're not on /pol/, dumbfuck.
▶ No.843963>>849351
Just use Vivaldi
t. Vivaldi user
▶ No.844549>>848242
>>838742
Probably wrong-think. Thought crimes are a socially engineered mental malware.
▶ No.844667
>>838708
A browser that doesn't take you anywhere doesn't consume battery.
▶ No.845973
>>838706 (OP)
>>838792
I read ya man, this was a friend's, I dont use chrome, but I do use firefox, although ff is also pretty hated here
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▶ No.845981>>846641
microsoft isnt insecure
microsoft loves you
microsoft wants you to use their products
microsoft will tuck you in bed
microsoft is in your ass
▶ No.845982>>846008 >>846383
>>842381
>shitskin
/tech/ is a white board
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
▶ No.845986
>>838956
>bloatfox is shortest battery life
not shocking tbh
▶ No.846007
>>838706 (OP)
>how do I take a screenshot
Holy shit you are retarded.
▶ No.846008>>846198
▶ No.846026
>>838706 (OP)
>socially engineered malware
▶ No.846047
>>846006
Even the rendering is lagging behind.
▶ No.846089>>846107
>>838706 (OP)
>how insecure is microsoft?
For a long time if you searched for "openoffice" in IE or Edge or whatever it was at the time, it wouldn't give you even one link to any openoffice websites. All it gave you was links to MS Office, and links to sites with reviews of MS Office.
Last time I checked (some months back) they had stopped doing this.
▶ No.846102
>>842548
>Anyway, yes, those things don't work on Edge. Just like how they don't work on most browsers these days. What a selling point.
This can actually be a kind of effective advertising strategy, when you have nothing else going for you. Find some basic, standard thing that everyone does, that's so common that no one even bothers to mention it, then try to use it as a selling point for your product. People who don't know any better might assume that because you're saying you have this feature but no one else is saying they have it, that you're the only one who has it. When you have literally nothing else noteworthy about your product, all you can do is pretend meeting even the same basic standards that all of your competitors do is an accomplishment, and hope your consumers are too stupid to realize everyone else is doing that thing, too.
▶ No.846107>>846109
>>846089
Any evidence or is this just conjecture?
▶ No.846109
▶ No.846183
>>838887
lulz, yeah it does work better cause they know exactly what you like and don't like, all you gotta do is use windblows for a couple months and it will whip you right into shape, no need showing you stuff your not interested in cause it know. Just let them make a profile on you to better your life. Soon windblows will also give an option to upload your thinking patterns oh wait they got that all ready cause they took it from you by mapping what you do on a daily basis. Fuck all windblows and windblows niggers, just go fuck your self and stop bending over for microshit and google, but by this time your prolly use to the ass raping and no longer bothers you or you just don't realize how your allowing millionaires to make profit off a stupid idiot like yourself. So ill just say this GO FUCKING KILL YOURSELVES YOU FUCKING ENABLERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!FUCK WINDBLOWS AND FUCK YOU TOO, IF YOU DONT GIVE A SHIT THEN I DONT GIVE A SHIT ABOUT YOU.
▶ No.846189
>>839512
I totally missed this post, oh god my fucking side, they fucking fell off.
kek
▶ No.846198
>>846008
Nonwhite. Your people were conquered and ruled by mudslimes. You have mudslime and negro DNA.
▶ No.846382
▶ No.846383
>>845982
It's actually blue.
▶ No.846552>>846560 >>846599
>>838706 (OP)
>how insecure is microsoft?
less than apple, but also less insecure than the cucks at google/mozilla who'll lick apple's boots
to sell iDiots their flavored condoms branded UI wrappers around the crippled safari browser engine
▶ No.846599
>>846552
Edge is a skin of chrome on android, while they could use whatever rendering engine.
▶ No.846641
>>845981
Does MS have cutie pie mascots like Kiki or Libbie? I only use software with cute mascots attached, and a penguin and a GNU are kinda cute compared to stupid Window logo or stupid apple.
▶ No.848242
>>844549
Wouldn't the phrase cognitohazard sound cooler though?
▶ No.848505
Can't help but notice it says "faster, safer" and not "fastest, safest". Don't want to set themselves for a trap.
▶ No.848550
I would gladly use Edge... if it wasn't gigantic peace of garbage fucked by a horse.
▶ No.848588>>850773
>>848188
25 years ago there were a lot more different CPUs than by Intel/AMD and ARM. The m68k was still being built and used in Amiga, Atari, and Apple computers, as well as Sega Genesis/CD. There were also Sun/SPARC, SGI/MIPS, Acorn/ARM (older versions aren't buggy), and various others.
Actually, in 1995 Amstrad released the PcW16, a cheap office computer running on an 8-bit Z80 clocked at 16 MHz. It didn't do well at all, since Even Commodore and Atari were basically already dead at that point and the world was demanding Windows and Intel.
Well the world got what it wanted.
▶ No.849160
>>842548
You're not on cuckchan, dumbfuck.
▶ No.849351
>>838706 (OP)
>>843963
Yeah its chromium again, enjoy being used
▶ No.850773
>>848588
> Standard monochrome text card for crisp high resolution text.