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>scripting languages don't exist

>APIs don't exist

>you can't combine the two because neither exists

>"I think everyone will be building apps without code in the future," she says.

Tara Reed for a Turing award when?

>niggers

>>831949 (OP)

fucking lmao connecting spreadsheets means you've made a survey and *still programmed* lol

>>831949 (OP)

haters gonna hate

At my work we have some of our configurations read from a Google spreadsheat to change the stats of different items it the game. It's nice because the person who is balancing the game doesn't need someone to deploy all the changes to all the servers.

>>831997

How is this "nice" you moron? You are giving Google your data + metadata and you could simply have the person host it on some barebone server and achieve the same.

>>832003

Not him, but I would suggest it's because it FUCKING WORKS without having to spend weeks testing and deploying new code

>>832007

It's just like reading a file from a URL, but with Google in the loop and a billion unnecessary lines of code.

>>831949 (OP)

Everyone knows TEDx is bullshit.

>>832028

>I am a dirty pol nigger who judges people based on skin color

k tnx bye

>>832032

top wewe

>>832032

>I don't know the meme

>>832028

kek. It's been a while since I saw that joke.

>>832017

>a billion unnecessary lines of code.

You can probably get it csv-formatted. I doubt it's complicated.

>>832032

Preach it comrade. Power to the PoCs!

>>832106

Then why not just host the csv

>>831949 (OP)

i fucking hate when people use the word *app* instead of program

>>832106

Think about how much shit is under the hood of that csv.

>>831949 (OP)

at this point, just fucking using a google sheet for a turing machine.

>>832181

I wonder if I could write Tetris in google's spreadsheet. Not enough to make a google account, though.

>Nigger

Post this note.

Close tab.

>>832175

We live in a world where people think that there's a difference.

Can someone upload a low bitrate low resolution webm? I refuse to use a disservice like youtube.

>>831949 (OP)

This reminds me of Zoe Quinn and that stupid twine game she made

I've heard people using term "application" in late 80's

>>832229

>can someone please use the youtube disservice instead of me and download the video and then burn up the next 3 hours transcoding it into a 15mb webm format created by the same people who created the disservice to make streaming cost them less money on that disservice.

The warez scene 25 years ago was splitting things into 'Gamez' and 'Appz' so apps is not new.

OH GOSH THESE GUYS THEY MADE notrealtwitter.com AND YOU CAN LOG IN AND MAKE TWEETS AND FOLLOW PEOPLE AND YOU DON'T NEED CODE AT ALL WOOOOOW

hey look at this bike I made it out of cardboard it's just like a real bike hahaha you paid $1000 for some carbon fiber thing haven't you heard of paper fiber you stupid motherfucker watch me

>gets on bike

>bike collapses

>manages to injure self against the ground

>fountains of blood

>SEE

>PEOPLE ON REAL BIKES DIE LIKE THIS TOO

I remember when someone explained me the textbook definition of post modernism and how they redirected me to Sam Hyde's TED Talk and to this day I still feel like that was one of the most genuine attempts at a comedy within a tragedy I've ever seen.

You just know that Silicon Valley cucks are going to flood this negress with cash.

>>832066

That was the entire point you absolute crustacean

>>831984

Exactly, she is creating jobs in the community

>>832307

Silicon valley venture capitalists are more racist than we are, since they were lucky enough to be born rich.

Our entrepreneur friend is going to receive state-level funding instead. Why scam the elites when you can scam the taxpayers instead?

Code is racist anyway.

https://archive.fo/Yvt2z

All entrepreneurs are non-technical, technics sit in their basement-rooms and hide from society whereas entrepreneurs socialize and lie, building networks of wageslaves and reactionaries to defend their ancapistani dreams.

>>832310

Jesus Christ.

>>832313

Bill Gates seems to have straddled both worlds.

>>832317

Bill Gates never wrote a line of code. He was a rich parents kid who took credit for Paul Allen's and Gary Kildall's job.

>>832327

>>832329

(You)

>>832327

Evolution stops at the neck. We are all equal.

>>832324

Being a rich kid doesn't mean he can't code. He does have a background in it, even if the last thing he properly coded was an interpreter for BASIC in assembly.

>>832324

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/DONKEY.BAS

did he steal credit from Neil Konzen too?

>>832331

>Evolution stops at the neck. We are all equal.

You are more retarded than I first thought.

>>832331

>We are all equal.

Whatever you say I'm pretty sure that hotwheels has the same point of view on that.

>>832215

Make some research on the word "Newspeak".

>>832334

>>832339

You do realize that is literally a case of someone "pretending to be retarded". Evolution stops at the neck is an anti PC meme for christ's sake.

>>832334

>>832339

I mean, libtards use the term unironically, but it is repeated to mock their idiocy. Sort of like how a feminist is stereotypically triggered.

http://www.economist.com/node/12795581

https://archive.fo/K7McX

Read this enemy propaganda if you want to see what race difference deniers actually believe.

Does she even know any Compebonics?

>>831949 (OP)

>Sergei Breen and Larry Beige who built Google in their garage

Wasted

Here's the game: drink every time she says tech-related buzzwords.

APPS

WEBSITES

AND STARTUPS

>>832032

newfag

>>832333

>Actually, it was myself and Neil Thompson [sic] at four in the morning with this prototype IBM PC sitting in this small room.

He even got the name wrong lol

>>831949 (OP)

>Watch the fucking TED talk.

TEDx is not TED. TEDx is for TED rejects where pretty much anyone can talk about anything.

>>832007

>IT FUCKING WORKS

You know what fucking works?

https://yourshitgame.com/items.json

[
  {
    "name": "Divine Buttplug",
    "power": 10e20,
    "lore": "Put this in your ass to achieve the ultimate faggotry levels.",
    "crafting": {"AA Battery": 2, "Wire": 3, "Buttplug": 1}
  },
  ...
]

yourshitgame/src/items.py

import requests

def get_items():
    data = requests.get("https://yourshitgame.com/items.json").json()
    # do shit with it
    return items

>>831997

Is that really preferable over hosting a csv on a private server? You could literally install a FTP server to make it easy for him to change things, if he's some gui scrub.

>>832408

Is your solution to hand-write JSON? Because that's a terrible solution.

You anons all realize that there's going to be some way for computers to eventually understand vocal commands and be able to link in libraries and such to allow normies to 'program' anything your average Pajeet does in Java, don't you?

They won't be making OS's but they will be building custom tailored applications. It's not a bad thing, that was the whole idea behind BASIC.

This woman's crazy though, it's cargo cultism, she reminds me of a female business owner I worked for in the 1990s who had a very convoluted but essential business logic set up, I was the only person who could understand her shit. It was truly insane but it worked. These days you can't even count on your precarious interlinking of Internet-based services in the way you could with an ancient Macintosh and a couple programs and Applescripts, what the fuck are we even doing lads?

There isn't a path of least resistance any more.

>>832530

>his

MDE is NOT one person you fucking normalfag

>>832807

>hey guys shitty people will code really easily in the future

yeah m8 it's called 'the present', we're all aware. And it'll have much the same issues as it does now. We'll see real SHODAN-style AI (and then blissful annihilation) before that changes.

>>832007

>without having to spend weeks

fuck me, you could write a program to read csv files and spit them out to a RESTful api in like thirty minutes

>>832897

or of course they could just put the csv files on a server somewhere then it'd take you 30 seconds, but whatever.

>>831949 (OP)

>she teaches a course on this for $700

Is this some elaborate troll she's pull off for easy money?

In her defense, every time I have tried writing Python I always have been reminded of writing complex formulas in Excel.

>>833139

Faggots will pay to get 'taught by black woman in tech' on their SJW resumes. I'd expect this scam makes a lot of money.

>>832317

the only thing he can straddle are chairs, wallets, and government supply contracts

>>832817

t. nervous "coder"

>Nigger.

>>832032

SMAAASHH RACISMMMM

>>832373

WEBSCALE

The age of the street shitter is coming to an end. Watch as the age of the google spreadsheet nigger rises.

>>832032

<"Don't worry comrade! People would identify with a 19th Marxian definition of class that is basically obsolete now due to the Internet rather than the 3 billion-year old identification by clade and genetic subgroupings that even the simplest of bacteria exhibit in their evolutionary group strategies!"

<"We should also open the borders because borders are reactionary and I also am about as self aware as Anarchyball in political strategy. I deny that importing and keeping all these hispanics and muslims will definitely not inflame reactionary tendencies and will help equalise wages except data has proven my wrong by showing they simply depress the price of labour, causing the poor to get poorer while the neoliberal elite get richer from cheap labour. Also, these migrants continually vote for that same socdem/neolib complex that inflames us so much, but at least I wasn't a spooked /pol/yp"

>>832032

>the only difference in hundreds of thousands of years of evolutionary divergence is skin color

>>843958

>3 billion-year old identification by clade and genetic subgroupings that even the simplest of bacteria exhibit in their evolutionary group strategies

I'm sorry, what?

Also, the poster you were replying to never brought up Marxism, nor open borders. How did you extrapolate that from a two-line post?

>>843960

>hundreds of thousands

I'm sorry, what?

>>832255

Gangbang quest?

>>831949 (OP)

I'm not even going to watch it.

Negress giving any kind of tech talk is complete nonsense.