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▶Cheap-ass Smartwatch Thread Anonymous 11/16/17 (Thu) 08:14:31 No.821877>>822539 >>823544 >>823978 >>831736 [Watch Thread][Show All Posts]

So my mother (bless her tech savy soul) ended up getting me this cheap Chinese smartwatch as a birthday present. Are there any interesting custom firmware out there similar to RockBox for these things that make them usable?

Also can be a general thread for people who fell for the smartwatch meme.

▶Anonymous 11/16/17 (Thu) 11:40:24 No.821949>>822854

No.

Smartwatches are consumerist trash.

Kys your mom in her sleep tonight. Do it faggot!

▶Anonymous 11/17/17 (Fri) 02:47:42 No.822539

>>821877 (OP)

>Are there any interesting custom firmware out there similar to RockBox for these things that make them usable?

Turning a "smart" watch into a useful tool is just not possible

▶Anonymous 11/17/17 (Fri) 08:12:57 No.822726

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>two buttons

>smart

rofl what

▶Anonymous 11/17/17 (Fri) 08:36:44 No.822735>>822849

What's the point and job of smartwatch?

▶Anonymous 11/17/17 (Fri) 12:00:53 No.822849

>>822735

It can notify you about incoming calls and texts; that way you don't have to remove your smartphone from your pocket to see you're being called.

Totally worth the 800 bucks!

▶Anonymous 11/17/17 (Fri) 12:08:23 No.822854

>>821949

>Kys your mom

▶[k00l]shamoanjac!!ncT4o6Tk2g 11/18/17 (Sat) 08:49:06 No.823544

>>821877 (OP)

>wearable botnet

The step right in between the smartphone and the subcutaneous chip implant.

▶Anonymous 11/19/17 (Sun) 02:58:07 No.823978

>>821877 (OP)

Literallywhowatch?

▶Anonymous 12/03/17 (Sun) 06:53:31 No.831736

>>821877 (OP)

idk.

flash the firmware if you can.

flash the os also.

make it synced with your pc so that when you walk away it locks up.

▶Anonymous 12/03/17 (Sun) 06:56:23 No.831738

First. Did you FUCK your mom? She hot?

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