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 No.817419>>823990 >>826313 [Watch Thread][Show All Posts]

>What exactly are you doing?

>I'm hacking the FBI

 No.817425

I'm browsing low quality threads on a technology board on a Mesopotamian pottery site.


 No.817431>>817441 >>826267

Look mom, I posted it again.

Why? Because my life is boring and I can't make myself do anything if I don't show it to anyone else and shitpost


 No.817441

>ok type these 2 short commands

>I can't

>SEE? YOU CAN'T TEACH SOMEONE HOW TO HACK IN A DAY

>>817431

you're oddly pretentious.

do you really think you're that informed about me?

don't get so upset, anon. maybe get some sleep. you're sounding retarded.


 No.817494>>824084

>have Ubuntu on my work computer

>Every time my boss comes in I run updates to make me look busy


 No.817512>>817543

obviously he's just downloading the haccing tool nano first in order to hack the FBI


 No.817543

>>817512

this of couse


 No.817569>>824012

>reboots computer from windows to default kali

>runs commands manually from haxor terminal

>bazillion of network switches in building and FBI office don't log her local network IP

>uses a laptop in toilet

>plugs a femtocell in plain sight

>they don't run kerberos so it just goes in

>FBI pones accept rogue cells

>FBI phones download updates in plaintext without verifying signatures

>goes unnoticed

>has a phone in her hand capable of doing the same thing inconspicuously through one click and even remotely, with no user's input.

Unironically, Watch Dogs was more accurate than Mr Reddit.


 No.823990

>>817419 (OP)

>that pixel response time

bahahahahahahah!


 No.824012>>824313

>>817569

>uses a laptop in toilet

you have autism


 No.824084

>>817494

>literally "tech never codes": the post

i didn't know karlie posts on this board


 No.824125>>824354

>Fire up the teletype

>Slam rotary phone receiver onto acoustic coupler located directly on teletype

>dial into BBS

>login: ultimatehaxr pass: xkcdjoke

>feed punch tape through of nothing but shitposts

>automatic shitposting at 110 baud

>take drink of mountain dew while teletype clicks away

Yeh baby, im fuckin hacking the matrix.


 No.824155>>824161 >>824165

Mr Robot thread uh?

Who else hyped for episode 7?

Also lolling all those autists ITT who couldn't write a FizzBuzz in Scratch yet cry because once in the series they used a retarded command.

If you'd actually seen the series btw, you'd know this happens when he's in prison for stealing that guy's dog but he's actually deluded into thinking that he works for some darth nets criminal

So it makes actual perfect sense that they'd use a retarded command IMO.


 No.824161>>824172

>>824155

>he's actually deluded into thinking that he works for some darth nets criminal

That did actually happen though, it was being run by crooked security guards. He even got cornered and had the shit kicked out of him for getting them busted, then the nignog working for White Rose and stabbed his attackers.


 No.824165>>824336

>>824155

I still don't get it. Ubuntu Trusty has sudo and nano installed by default. Did he just randomly uninstall them and needed them again? Why would he need sudo if he is already able to log in as root? Why would he be installing nano instead of emacs?


 No.824172

>>824161

When he "wakes up" we see the black guy and the security guard perfectly normal there, and honestly the black dude killing everyone was highly unrealistic. Maybe I didn't get that right since English isn't my native language and a lot of the talking, especially from Elliot, is mumbling that sometimes I don't fully understand, though.


 No.824313

>>824012

just like rms he never goes anywhere without his thinkpad.


 No.824336

>>824165

maybe it's an error and he didn't mean to install them but rather to run 'nano' as root after upgrading his system


 No.824354

>>824125

>not phone phreaking payphone into dial up server of china (with acc of your friend, thanks dylan) to escape the feds

Shiggy the diggy


 No.826267

>>817431

Then make a better thread, runt. Stop complaining here and making things awkward, runt. I would rape your watermelons, runt.


 No.826313

>>817419 (OP)

You just destroyed a thread which was probably more worthy than yours. Bravo.




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