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 No.807125>>807159 [Watch Thread][Show All Posts]

Time to learn jQuery and Javascript so I can create automated dubs checker bot to check all repeating digits on this board without having to do it manually heh. You guys should learn these languages too so you can do fun stuff with them!

https://www.javascript.com/

http://jquery.com/

http://try.jquery.com/

 No.807129>>807136 >>807176

If you want to use jquery you should consider killing yourself first.


 No.807136>>807142 >>807143

>>807129

No alternatives exist and besides I plan to create some CIA nigger programs to track and profile you all automatically with it. Isn't it great for that? I don't need to create a program that respects your privacy, I need one that takes it away.


 No.807142>>807154

>>807136

why would you use js for that? just use perl


 No.807143>>807154 >>807155

>>807136

>No alternatives exist

The alternative is to not use it. It can't do anything javascript can't except train "jquery developers" who have absolutely no clue what the fuck they're doing and build horrible tangled disasters for the simplest things.


 No.807154>>807156 >>807178

>>807142

Can perl be used to interact with 8chan? Can I use it for a user script?

>>807143

My goals are:

>create a post scraper that copies posts with their original formatting added back in and the empty lines not being inserted in

>create a repeating digits checker

>start saving all content of all posts made on boards I want to monitor and...

>...create a flagging system that monitors keywords and does various analysis on the posts and helps automatically tell apart and build profiles on the anons that build a board, the ultimate objective being to determine how many users use a board, and being able to track them all and learn everything I can about them effectively in an automated fashion

>create a bot that moderates a board automatically for me or at least flags unusual posting behaviours, creates an alert, and brings it to my attention

>create an uploading script

I'm pretty sure I'm going to need javascript for all this shit.


 No.807155>>807160 >>807177 >>807178

>>807143

Ok so what is the difference between jQuery vs JavaScript and what makes one better than the other?


 No.807156>>807159

>>807154

Oh fuck and I forgot bot posting / automated shilling to fuck with paranoid boards on here and automated alerts for when I have to solve a reCaptcha for the bot before I can continue back to reading books / playing games / jerking off / scriptings / etc. while the bots torment the users.


 No.807157

woo looks like there's tutorials for everything here.

Isn't PHP that language josh loves?


 No.807158


 No.807159>>807161

>>807125 (OP)

>>807156

I actually know jquery because

<teacher tries to put emphasis on not learning outdated/obsolete methods; yet teaches jquery and web databases

You don't need to know jquery to create an automated dubs checker, everything you can do on jquery, you can on javascript.

jquery is not something new, is not a new langauge. It is a library/plugin that extends javascript, it's original intention is to make shit work on every web browser including internet explorer. It has it's own date picker 'widget' to get around the html's standard inputs of datetime-local or date which isn't supported on some web browsers, which you can get away with this unless you are bent on consistent user experience.

The only reason to use jquery if you cannot be bothered going through javascript's default methods to access the DOM and want to travel through the DOM with css selectors.

stop spaming the crap out of this thread


 No.807160>>807161

>>807155

jQuery IS javascript. It's javascript someone else wrote.

The problem is that more often than not people treat it as a replacement for plain js, which only binds you to that particular method of doing things even though you have an entire programming language you could be using.


 No.807161

>>807159

oh wait never mind, there's very little use to jquery since js already have way to walk through the DOM with css selectors, as this anon has mentioned

>>807160

it currently reinvents the wheel, it's value of usefulness today is very low.


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related


 No.807167

I wonder what's worse: LARPing, drug-addled script kiddies or ReCaptcha? Anyone can scrape and no one cares what you do with that, but your manual shitposts are annoying enough already.


 No.807176>>807179

>>807129

>jQuery

LOL get with the fuckin' times we're on angular 4 now.


 No.807177>>807179

>>807155

jQuery IS JavaScript.

Except jQuery is this one big monolithic way of doing things. It makes life easier for the most part, but say for example you only want to add some miniscule effect on your page and nothing else, then jQuery is overkill.


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>>807154

>>807155

>I'm gonna do all this shit!

>What's the difference between jQuery and Javascript?

How underage are you kiddo?


 No.807179>>807180

>>807177

>>807176

ANGULAR

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 No.807180>>807184

>>807179

TYPESCRIPT

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 No.807184

>>807180

typescript == javascript

whats your point faggo?


 No.807216

>80% of thread believes jQuery is only for DOM queries

pathetic


 No.807234

Reminder, this is the same kid who was pretending to be a security expert and pro at tracking people.


 No.807288

I started writing a project with jquery but it was slow and seemed pointless so I just wrote the rest as plain javascript. I don't see the point of it.


 No.807334

This thread is stale copypasta. Last time the OP threw a hilarious spergy tantrum after posting a screenful of unreadable JQ shit and getting upstaged with a vanilla JS one-liner that did more.




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