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 No.1071510>>1071533 >>1071613 >>1072280 >>1072368 [Watch Thread][Show All Posts]

Remember when you had to download a document if you wanted to read it, and you had the entirety of its contents on your hard-drive?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sFxLq23m0RA

Not anymore, goy. Thanks to flipbooks, you can convert that boring old open document into a closed interactive cloud-bound (((flipbook))) . It has page turning animations and sounds and everything. Much better than a boring document. That doesn't even go "flip" when you flip a page. Who would want that?

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Seriously tough, I've come across this new way of (((presenting))) documents while searching for a book. It made me want to punch the screen every time it made the "flip" sound and page-turn animation. Exhibit a:

You want to read this book? It's a flash app in

in a window of a html page:

http://www.alchemywebsite.com/hrs14.html

Digging around the code gets you a more direct link:

http://www.alchemywebsite.com/Compressed_archive/HRS14/HRS14_Compound_of_Compounds.html

But why is it wrapped in a flash player you ask? Absolutely no reason: the flash player is a literal wrapper around a js+html5 mess that does all the magic:

http://www.alchemywebsite.com/Compressed_archive/HRS14/mobile/index.html#p=1

And all that does is take image-files from here indexed in an alpha-numeric fashion.

http://www.alchemywebsite.com/Compressed_archive/HRS14/files/mobile/1.jpg

Image files that are screenshots from what, in a better time, was a PDF document.

Looking at this, I'd ask why. But I'm not sure the question makes sense anymore.

 No.1071516

looks like a dumb meme that nobody will want


 No.1071533

>>1071510 (OP)

Cons:

stock nu-marketing boop music

generic nu-marketing animation

annoying narrator talking to audience like a 5year old

Pros:

no diverse cast of 'researchers' writing on glass boards

8/10, the future of reading pdfs.


 No.1071613>>1071740

>>1071510 (OP)

I really wish that when I turn a page in a book/brochure/newspaper the contents all come in swooshing and sliding and spinning onto the page. Said literally no one ever.

Can I take a moment and point out how much I hate this nu-marketing? The one where they have these ugly vector animations and the narrator speaks like he is talking to a kindergarten child. I mean fuck, I have seen toy commercials aimed at literal children that had more punch and energy behind them. Everything is so soft and cuddly and effeminate these days. I'm not expecting an 80 movie action hero to sell me a PDF viewer, but at least put on a serious voice like you mean business. And don't get me started on all those fucking buzzwords!

I would really like to be a fly on the wall when such company is holding its business meetings. I really want to know whether they do market research, whether they have found some potential demand, whether it's a Jewish conspiracy to further make everything gayer, or whether it's a bunch of soy-slurping hipster faggots playing with HTML5 and Javascript, pretending to be businessmen.


 No.1071740>>1072295

>>1071613

IMHO, it's a step to get the goy further away from the data. I can save a PDF and read it at my leisure. I HAVE saved the data on this "flipbook", but it was never intended for me to be able to do so. This thing lives in the cloud. You're intended to be able to read it, but not copy it goy.


 No.1072280>>1072295

>>1071510 (OP)

The narrator has the vocabulary of an 8-year-old. All he says is "media rich". (((Cloud))) based files don't bother me if I can at least download an offline file. I hate being required to use a browser when I don't need to.


 No.1072295

>>1072280

>if I can at least download an offline file

See >>1071740

They could probably make the file available for download, but they don't.


 No.1072368

>>1071510 (OP)

tfw someone seriously made a website that outputs sound when i change pages on a fucking pdf




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