It is 2020.
Dell has released the Latitude 2060-1, it has a lot of power for a small price of $999.
Here is a list of it's built in features...
>No Power Button. A man at Dell HQ operates a camera and turns the computer on when he senses you looking at the computer.
>No USB. All usb drives can get connected through bluetooth and must be intercepted by the ADL for hateful content.
>Camera Blackout Fees. In order to have 15 minutes without the camera on you, you would need to pay $65 to Dell along with a picture of your social security card and drivers license. You also need to upload a screenshot every minute to the Dell Live HQ chat.
>Internet Access Fees. To get online, you would need to pay a monthly fee onto of the bill you get in the mail from your internet provider.
>Automated OS upgrades. To prevent you from installing Linux/GNU or MacOS, Windows 11 automatically updates itself. If you disobey, a Dell representative will connect to your PC and reinstall Windows 11 and your apps.
The future is bright my friends!