>Board up my walls
>Plant a bunch of spiked trees around my house
>Stockpile guns and ammunition
>Stockpile cocaine and PCP
>Stockpile OpenBSD Thinkpads
>Stockpile life straws for when they cut my water off
>Setup the sewage pipes to go straight into my house for water
>Steal my neighbors WiFi when they cut off my internet
MY HOUSE IS ON LOCKDOWN
NO I WILL NOT PAY MY BILLS OR RENT PROPERTY IS FUCKING THEFT