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 No.5278>>5289 >>5337 [Watch Thread][Show All Posts]

Will Disney Rape the AVP series as badly as they did with Star Wars?

 No.5280>>5281 >>5282

I can't wait for cute and cuddly face huggers


 No.5281>>5282

>>5280

>I can't wait for cute and cuddly face huggers

Or alien princesses and cute baby predators.


 No.5282>>5285 >>5286

>>5280

>>5281

You guys are thinking about it the wrong way.

Aliens vs Guardians of the Galaxy vs Predator, featuring strong independent womyn predators who don't need no man.


 No.5285>>5299

>>5282

Y'know there's a time where I'd consider that a joke but now this seems more like reality saddens and terrifies me.


 No.5286

>>5282

That sounds somewhat believable


 No.5289>>5292 >>5607

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>>5278 (OP)

It depends how mad Disney's corporate suits are. They could end up deciding that the easiest way to force both Alien and Predator to be more family friendly is to merge both properties into either Star Wars or Marvel, along with any other mature sci-fi properties they've picked up and don't know what to do with.

A Boba Fett movie about bounty hunters vs xenomorphs and predators from the vong galaxy might just be bad enough to be good though.


 No.5292>>5296 >>5607

>>5289

How can you make alien and predator family friendly?


 No.5296>>5302 >>5308 >>5315

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>>5292

The same way Star Wars made lots of other horrifying things family friendly, like Vader breaking necks, Leia being threatened with a torture probe covered in needles, Luke being dragged off and almost eaten by a blood-stained wampa, not to mention the rancor and the sarlacc pit devouring people whole. There's also all the gruesome dismemberment like when Obi-Wan slices off that guy's arm and splatters the floor in blood.

It's the tone of the story that determines whether a scary monster is family friendly or not. Star Wars gets away with a lot because it's an upbeat swashbuckling adventure setting. A xenomorph could be dropped into any Star Wars movie and parents wouldn't be up in arms because "it's just Star Wars".

Doing that would kill off a lot of the scare factor of xenomorphs and predators assuming the endless sequels didn't do that already which would be a real shame, but Disney wants money and refuses to make dark scary movies so they will probably butcher them eventually and disregard everything that came before their purchase.


 No.5299

>>5285

Hello darkness my old friend…


 No.5302

>>5296

Just remember that ewoks were anthropophagic religious nutjob critters.


 No.5308>>5315

>>5296

Remember when Jabba raping liea was canon?


 No.5315>>5318

>>5296

Does Miramax still exist?

>>5308

Since when?


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>>5315

>Since when?

Fanfiction/Fanart is a hell of a drug. I miss how rare and amusing it used to be before the internet. You could probably go years without seeing any outside of a classroom unless you went to one of those old conventions.


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>>5278 (OP)

>Will Disney Rape the AVP series as badly as they did with Star Wars?

Well at least it won't all that bad.


 No.5339

>>5337

The Alien series has already been raped to death by Ridley the senile codger Scott. I have no doubt Disney will proceed by fucking the corpse up the arse though.


 No.5348>>5439

>>5337

Back to >>>/tv/ Emmafag


 No.5439

>>5348

no u


 No.5570>>5603

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>tfw your waifu will never be in an Alien or Predator movie

I've accepted such sadness.


 No.5603>>5606

>>5570

She would be called racist in current year


 No.5606

>>5603

No she wouldn’t, she’d just be portrayed by someone incredibly ugly and would have a far more bitchy personality. And they’d probably make her Chinese.


 No.5607>>5621

>>5292

>How can you make alien and predator family friendly?

cut out the blood sprays and suddenly everything can be pg-13.

>>5318

>sykguy

you had one job

>>5289

tbh boba vs alien vs predator would work great as a comic.


 No.5621

>>5607

>cut out the blood sprays and suddenly everything can be pg-13.

This




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