So here are some thoughts I have on Disney's latest SW film…
Rey wants Luke to come back and help the resistence but Luke does not want to go
Rey also wants him to train her in the way of the force be again: He does not want to do it
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Porg x Chew comedy garbage
Force bullshit moments
After that Luke agrees to train Rey but still does not want to go back to the rebellioLeia gets attakced and
Rey and Luke feel it but only Rey abandons her training and takes the Falcon with Chewie to assist Leia
Porgs follow Chewie into the Falcon resulting into more dumb comedy moments
Lots of things happen and Leia, Rey and the rest decide that the only way to have a chance against the First Order is cutting its head off ala Snoke
Finn inflitrates the place with his trooper janitor knowledge and gets Rey and the others inside with the goal to finish off Snoke
Finn is fighting Phasma she dies
Rey being the dumb bitch she is goes through with it and hears from Snoke that the Republic/Rebellion is the reason why she is so lonely and without parental guide and that he is going to fix that mess
Kylo in the meantime is outside of the ship again fighting rebels and wants to give Leia and her ship the final blow because Snoke asked him to do it
But he cannot kill his own mother and instead watches another no-name tropper get the kill on Leia
In the meantime Luke arrived feeling that Leia was in danger and the things happening to Rey and confronts her on the battlefield
She kills him with the help of Snoke and Kylo fucks off having a mental breakdown over Leias death
Finn, Poe and Chewie survive the thing and the movie ends with them meeting Kylo who is going to be on the good side of the force in the last movie
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