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File: af317d144e346e5⋯.jpg (381.96 KB, 1024x768, 4:3, Star-Trek-Voyager-s-7-of-9….jpg)

9435da No.9898

>Turn around

>See this

>"Take off your clothes."

Wat do?

935422 No.9899

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

stun her with my phaser

do not procreate with machines


7c6871 No.9900

How come she's not naked like in Terminator


99b063 No.9915

>Implying I was wearing clothes when I turned around


3dc48f No.9916

Ask her why she created this timeline. Berate her for Obama, thank her for Trump.


58fa1c No.9924

ask why I should take off my clothes.


26317f No.9943

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>>9924

>you aint never gonna get laid son


aea456 No.9947

>>9898

>Wat do?

Comply.


769c5a No.9948

make her go down on chicks at a swingers party and then lose a political election to an uppity nigger.


058438 No.9951

>>9898

I say "Deactivate Emergency Medical Hologram." Then I file another sexual harassment complaint against Dr Zimmerman. Then I put on a suave voice and ask Seven if she likes Legos.


b56746 No.10655


ccd477 No.10673

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>>9948

>make her go down on chicks at a swingers party and then lose a political election to an uppity nigger.

I thought the story was she refused to do eat carpet on that swinger sex club, hence the divorce.

>>9951

>Then I put on a suave voice and ask Seven if she likes Legos.

Smooth.


627ea6 No.12746

>>9898

Pray her Borg upgrades didn't included hermaphrodization, like in my nasty pictures, and that she doesn't wanna poz my precious virginal neghole.


53c859 No.12747

>>9898

>laugh

>you forgot to say "please"

>put out cigar on her chest


724d41 No.12762

>>9898

Say "fuck off with your manjaw, pointy nose, giant forehead and droopy eyes, you cunt."


9a0c02 No.12804

>>9943

Irredeemable.

As for the OP, the first thing I'm going to do is grab the nearest extinguisher and put of whatever is to the left of her that's on fire…


1aca48 No.12810

>>9898

I say "Pls don't destroy my anus"


529b49 No.12842

>>12762

You forgot to mention her sharp elbows


724d41 No.12867

>>12842

Garbage meme. You're fucking pathetic if you would take any woman. No to mention probably gay if you can't put into words why or why not you're attracted to a woman.


03f26e No.12924

>>9898

irl:

Runaway fearfully.

I really don't want to be assimilated.

I'm going to regret it for the rest of my life, but at least I will be safe fapping while thinking about her.


ea00ad No.12925

Turn right back around because I'm not Native American™


9f184d No.13234

>>12810

Receiving a Borg Anal Probe?




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