/strek/ - Star Trek ★

stun her with my phaser

do not procreate with machines

How come she's not naked like in Terminator

>Implying I was wearing clothes when I turned around

Ask her why she created this timeline. Berate her for Obama, thank her for Trump.

ask why I should take off my clothes.

>>9898 (OP)

>Wat do?

Comply.

make her go down on chicks at a swingers party and then lose a political election to an uppity nigger.

>>9898 (OP)

I say "Deactivate Emergency Medical Hologram." Then I file another sexual harassment complaint against Dr Zimmerman. Then I put on a suave voice and ask Seven if she likes Legos.

>>9951

wew

>>9948

>make her go down on chicks at a swingers party and then lose a political election to an uppity nigger.

I thought the story was she refused to do eat carpet on that swinger sex club, hence the divorce.

>>9951

>Then I put on a suave voice and ask Seven if she likes Legos.

Smooth.

>>9898 (OP)

Pray her Borg upgrades didn't included hermaphrodization, like in my nasty pictures, and that she doesn't wanna poz my precious virginal neghole.

>>9898 (OP)

>laugh

>you forgot to say "please"

>put out cigar on her chest

>>9898 (OP)

Say "fuck off with your manjaw, pointy nose, giant forehead and droopy eyes, you cunt."

>>9943

Irredeemable.

As for the OP, the first thing I'm going to do is grab the nearest extinguisher and put of whatever is to the left of her that's on fire…

>>9898 (OP)

I say "Pls don't destroy my anus"

>>12762

You forgot to mention her sharp elbows

>>12842

Garbage meme. You're fucking pathetic if you would take any woman. No to mention probably gay if you can't put into words why or why not you're attracted to a woman.

>>9898 (OP)

irl:

Runaway fearfully.

I really don't want to be assimilated.

I'm going to regret it for the rest of my life, but at least I will be safe fapping while thinking about her.

Turn right back around because I'm not Native American™

>>12810

Receiving a Borg Anal Probe?