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Lorca to Enterprise Anonymous 10/12/17 (Thu) 21:41:38 d1519a No.9420

>Hey captain Kuck, can you do that with your ship?

Weird things that certain ships can do in Star Trek.

Anonymous 10/12/17 (Thu) 21:43:46 d84fc5 No.9421

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Anonymous 10/12/17 (Thu) 21:45:55 964245 No.9422

>Lorca's fidget spinner

>when anxiety over the show failing is so high you turn the entire ship into a fidget spinner

Anonymous 10/12/17 (Thu) 21:48:59 d84fc5 No.9424

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>>9421

helpful tips for commander burn em next time she is staring down the loaded barrel of federation law.

Anonymous 10/12/17 (Thu) 22:01:54 06df0a No.9425

>>9420

Where's the pizza?

Anonymous 10/12/17 (Thu) 22:28:02 0f0043 No.9428

>>9420

So what does it do?

Anonymous 10/12/17 (Thu) 22:39:26 d1519a No.9429

File: c1ac1e138008afa⋯.webm (1.45 MB, 800x450, 16:9, std - we bsg now.webm)

>>9425

On Qo'noS.

>>9428

It's a part of the process that makes the ship jump like a Battlestar.

Anonymous 10/12/17 (Thu) 23:22:18 06df0a No.9431

>>9429

What the fuck was that shit?

Anonymous 10/12/17 (Thu) 23:24:45 964245 No.9432

>>9431

>What the fuck was that shit?

welcome to the STD party

Anonymous 10/13/17 (Fri) 12:25:10 cae2e4 No.9465

>>9429

Is it just me, or does that alien look like shit?

Anonymous 10/13/17 (Fri) 12:32:59 98cca0 No.9467

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>>9429

Anonymous 10/13/17 (Fri) 18:31:23 8b93ba No.9486

>>9465

Nah, not just you. He's basically a pink Turie from Voyager with the character of a horribly watered down Abe Sapien (quick search says played by same guy so that explains that)

Anonymous 10/14/17 (Sat) 15:37:16 cae2e4 No.9532

>>9486

I only got a quick glance at him, but he looks cheap and thrown together.

Anonymous 10/14/17 (Sat) 15:48:01 6178c6 No.9533

>>9429

That looks like the room where the Illusive Man hangs out.

Why the fuck are they all so uncreative, /strek/?

Anonymous 10/14/17 (Sat) 18:02:22 a7a450 No.9541

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>>9420

>>9429

I sincerely hope this shit gets canceled before they can properly link it to TOS. At least then, it will be forever contained in the (((Kelvin timeline))).

Anonymous 10/14/17 (Sat) 23:30:49 98cca0 No.9568

>>9533

SJWs cannot create, Anon, they can only copy and twist. Here's a mental exercise: Try to write a short story, but imagine you have 20-30 SJWs behind you who will taser your balls for hours if you write anything 'problematic'. See if you can write anything decent.

Anonymous 10/15/17 (Sun) 07:06:46 533c21 No.9590

>>9420

Wouldn't that completely ruin the artificial gravity?

>>9532

He goes literal spaghetti when he's nervous or sensing danger.

Anonymous 10/16/17 (Mon) 10:00:22 3c156a No.9708

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>>9420

Anonymous 10/17/17 (Tue) 01:04:01 86f863 No.9761

>>9590

>He goes literal spaghetti when he's nervous or sensing danger.

What a useful race of beings to have on your crew when you're going to fight a war against the Klingorks.