/strek/ - Star Trek ★

Food replicators.

artificial womb that replicates a new crewmember.

Also what if two people in the same room walk in opposite directions?

>>8575 (OP)

>If you cum on the holodeck, where does it all go when you quit the program?

Presumably a modified transporter and replicator combined treknology will convert your jizz into energy, and store it in the phaser banks.

It collects on the floor and Rom has to mop it up.

>>8580

complicated force fields and holograms.

I remember the technical manual explained a lot of how the holodeck used all kinds of optical tricks so more than one person could seem to be isolated from someone even if they were only a few feet (meters whatever) away.

>>8586

The technical manual was pretty cool.

>>8578

Is that where they get their supply of redshirts from?

Through filters, then into the replicator stores.

>>8589

Well, as they refuse to use mobile emitter equipped holographic crewmen for redshirt duties they might as well use repurposed ejaculate (although I'm pretty sure the replicator can't create life).

>>8586

What if you walk onto a holodeck and jump down a 50m chasm

What if a 50 people make a human chain wider than the holodeck

How does the law apply to holodecks? If you make some loli holograms, does it count as CP? If you fuck them, does it count as pedophilia?

>>8664

What law are you applying? Probably would get you Club Feddy on a Starfleet ship, but under Bajoran law at Quark's, probably totally cool.

>>8655

>What if you walk onto a holodeck and jump down a 50m chasm

The safety programs kick in and you are unharmed. It's not like you were really falling anyway.

>What if a 50 people make a human chain wider than the holodeck

Presumably you reach the walls and get a pre-programmed message from the holosuite development team telling you to stop fucking around.

>>8655

>What if a 50 people make a human chain wider than the holodeck

Why did Voyager have a ridiculously sized holodeck in those Nazi episodes that they could blow a hole in the wall and expose like 5 decks? It would be like an indoor football arena in size. The aliens were expanding and adding emitters and removing bulkhead, but still the dimensions don't seem like they would fit inside the hull design?

>>8667

>voyager making sense

>>8655

It would suspend you, simulate the g-force and air rushing and time it for 50m.

50m chain of people, it would have them in a circle or a spiral, and make a holographic lense to curve the image straight.

>>8666

ha, a holographic GM would pop up

>>8575 (OP)

"The ship cleans itself" - Riker to space Irish cunt

>>8680

the holodeck replicates food, similar to how a replicator works.

it has been said that the holodeck will be the last thing the human race ever invents.

>>8686

That means the holodeck is able to break down matter like a replicator does. Whenever you turn off the holodeck while you are in it, the computer has to be functioning perfectly or it may think you are food are break down your organic matter.

The more I think about the holodeck and what it can do the more horrifying it seems. Kind of like transporters.

>>8575 (OP)

They stated in Deep Space 9 that Rom had to clean the holosuites because Quark ordered him to

It's weird to me that everyone questions why nobody fucked anything on the Holodeck when Deep Space 9 explicitly described the holosuites as being designed for this function

>>8698

I think that was the first episode of ds9 I ever saw back when I was a kid.

>>8700

I'm so sorry. "Meridian" was awful.

>>8760

I don't really remember it. I just remember at the end when it was Quark's head. I don't even remember who's body it was supposed to be, or who bought the holosuite. I've just finally started actually watching DS9 after all these years.

I used to stay up late watching TNG. It started as a good excuse to stay up late and jerk off to scrambled porn, but I quickly got into it. At some point they started showing DS9 and VOY reruns instead of TNG reruns. Luckily around then I got a computer in my room with a fancy new 56k modem. That's when I started jerking off to free preview clips. Ahhhhhhh, the bad old days of internet porn.

>>8786

>Luckily around then I got a computer in my room with a fancy new 56k modem. That's when I started jerking off to free preview clips. Ahhhhhhh, the bad old days of internet porn.

I remember the first time I found a site with full rips and it took me like 4 days on 28K to snatch The Gangbang Girl 14 but god damn was that ever one epic fap.

>>8789

I don't think I downloaded a full vid until college when they my on campus apartment had free cable internet. As late as 2004 I was still using dialup. IIRC it was an early Brazzers porno with a chick named Lita? I think maybe she was supposed to be a milf? I could be wrong. I just remember seeing her teasers on their site for ages before I got to college. One of the first things I did was get on limewire and download her scene.

>>8791

>I don't think I downloaded a full vid until college when they my on campus apartment had free cable internet.

IIRC, I got my cable internet sometime in 2000. I had just gotten my Pentium III 733 (133 FSB) and overclocked it to 825mhz (150FSB) and a new GeForce 2 64MB graphic card, and Quake III had just come out. Those were the days, like having a personal holodeck tbh.

>>8793

Yeah, we were poorfags, we had dialup long after DSL and cable were popular.

>>8792

Wow. That video is fucked up.

>>8793

>Pentium III

Ah that takes me back.

Pentium IV was such a shit

>>8792

As if I didn't hate niggers enough already.

>>8848

Time to go back to Pentium II. That was the last Intel processor not affected by specter.

>>8694

The Feds are too uptight to admit that's what most of them are doing in there.

>>8760

Meridian was shit but I did have a laugh at the Quark head reveal on first airing. Silver lining in a turd.

>>8575 (OP)

Wesley's quarters.

>>15546

No that's where all the shit goes.

>>8582

Would be cool to be the last guy to blast one in the holodeck before a battle. And cheer when you get a direct hit on a romcom with the first shot. Closest youll get to killing a warbitd with your dick

>>8676

Say what you will. She was a right Bonnie lass.

I think I chub up a little every time someone mentions that episode…. be right back

>>15856

she had a nice figure but she was also a mouthy cunt that needed more than one backhand to put her in her place.

>>8655

>>8666

This, of course, raises the question of how it would simulate a 50m fall if the safety protocols were turned OFF.

>>15857

I could handle that.

>>8786

>I don't even remember who's body it was supposed to be, or who bought the holosuite.

Some alien dude had a massive thing for Kira. Quark or someone working for him tried to copypasta her body from the medical computer information, so Bashir and/or Dax went trololololo

>>15875

Is there any reason that the forcefields wouldn't be able to apply 50G of force to you to simulate the impact? I'm pretty sure that a person experiencing 50Gs of force from the feet up would end up in 'chunky salsa dip' territory 10Gs is enough to have pilots black out and lose consciousness, and will kill if the force is sustained.

>>15903

Quark clearly had Holo-whores of everyone who walked into his bar, available to rent at the right price plus a small risk management fee for any trusted customer who is interested. He didn't have one of Ezri though, paedophilia is a line you don't cross no matter how much profit is involved. I'm not sure whether Kira, Ezri, or Morn would have been his top seller there.

>>15945

That's not how Gs work. Gs are a measurement of acceleration, not force. You can be going at the same speed as another object, but if it had 10x as much time as you did to get to that speed it'd be only a tenth of the Gs on it.

The holodeck would still do that, but for different reasons.

>>15945

Well, I suppose if we're handwaving that the holodeck is just suspending people around with force-fields, it wouldn't take very much for them to simulate the "falling" effect for a few seconds, and then shove them into the ground at terminal velocity.

Makes you wonder, since those force-fields are all over the ship anyway (artificial gravity, "inertial dampers" and whatnot), why nobody ever thought to hack into a ship's computer and abuse them. Suddenly every single crewmember is lifted up and then slammed into the deck at 300mph. Even a being like Data would turn into scrap metal. Would sure be a godawful mess to clean up, but would save the trouble of those inefficient boarding parties.

>>15953

I'm sure it would be possible to fuck with the inertial dampers, but my understanding of gravity plating is that it just needs power and then it does it's thing. Remember in DS9 they had to mod that chick's quarters to make it low g. They didn't just turn it down from ops and be done with it.

>>15962

>Remember in DS9 they had to mod that chick's quarters to make it low g.

Oh fuck, don't remind me of that episode.

>>15951

Thanks for the correction, if it wasn't obvious I'm not a physicist and should probably remember to check up on the units I'm using whenever I pretend to be one.

>>15953

>why nobody ever thought to hack into a ship's computer and abuse them. Suddenly every single crewmember is lifted up and then slammed into the deck at 300mph?

If you took control of a ships environmental system then fucking around with the artificial gravity would be pretty complicated and there are much easier (if sadistic) ways to kill the crew. If nothing else just have you Spaceship hacker team laugh maniacally as they change the conditions inside the ship to a Venusian hellscape.

>Temperature - 465 degrees Celsius (~870F)

>Atmosphere composition - primarily Carbon Dioxide and gaseous sulphuric acid, maybe add some Hydrogen Sulphide to the mix, it's highly toxic and it smells horrible.

>Air pressure: 91192.5 millibars (~1323 psi)

I'm not sure if the environmental controls could produce wind speeds of 700km/h (~435 mph) inside the ship, but it's worth a try even if it would be pretty much redundant after you've raised the temperature above the melting point of lead and turned the atmosphere into toxic mess at 20 times the pressure needed to kill a human even before the poison gets involved.

>>16278

Another anon said that trek does one episode trials before deciding to make someone a recurring character or not. That might have been why, but honestly I never got the recurring character vibe from her.

>>16288

>>16288

>maybe add some Hydrogen Sulphide to the mix, it's highly toxic and it smells horrible.

If you can smell the hydrogen sulfide, it probably hasn't reached toxic levels yet. Sewer workers used to take two sniffs when they opened a manhole. If they smelled rotten eggs on the first sniff but not the second, then they wouldn't go in. You can only smell hydrogen sulfide in very very low concentrations. The amount that overwhelms your olfactory system is very close to the amount that kills you. The two sniff method is not foolproof, but the range of concentrations where you can both smell it and be poisoned by it is extremely tiny itself. So unless you're an autistic chemist like me, they won't smell the hydrogen sulfide that kills them.

Also, this should go without saying, but if you ever see someone rapidly overcome by toxic fumes/gases, don't rush in there after them. Get proper PPE before going after them. If you just charge in after them, you'll be overwhelmed too.

t. chemist

>>16291

According to trivia, she was originally meant to be part of the main crew. When that didn't happen (thankfully), they kept the concept around and recycled it as a one-off.

>>8667

>>8667

>The aliens were expanding and adding emitters and removing bulkhead,

There done. You answered your question in your own post.

>>8698

Honestly? I'd fuck it, record myself fucking it, and play that recording galaxy wide.

>>16289

>Tholians

This would be more than twice as hot as the Tholians natural habitat, and I'd be amazed if an exoskeletal body would be able to stand up to the pressure better than us squishy humanoids. We're talking about an environment that even the Angry Fire Crystal people would consider lethal.

>>16294

>So unless you're an autistic chemist like me, they won't smell the hydrogen sulfide that kills them.

Well, I'm sure that the captain can get the ships Science Officer to dial in the H2S concentration to *just* the right levels. Granted the crew on the ship being fucked won't have much time to smell the 'rotting eggs' scent before they're roasted alive and crushed by the 'air' pressure while receiving chemical burns to the lung from the acidic vapour they're trying to scream in, but if we're going to be dicks on this scale we might as well be autistic about it.

>If you just charge in after them, you'll be overwhelmed too.

It's one of the first rules of first aid. Make damn sure you don't add another body to the problem. The other being: you're not a fucking doctor, you're just there to stop the poor bastard from dying before a fucking doctor can get to them