Where are all the vidya games in Star Trek? If I had to do nothing but cross space for hours upon hours, I'd play all the time, but their games really suck.The holodeck looks like motion control hell, like a super Wii, where you actually have to be in

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Anonymous 07/10/17 (Mon) 03:50:30 9297b9 No.673

Where are all the vidya games in Star Trek? If I had to do nothing but cross space for hours upon hours, I'd play all the time, but their games really suck.

The holodeck looks like motion control hell, like a super Wii, where you actually have to be in shape to play.

Anonymous 07/10/17 (Mon) 04:57:27 b40b12 No.675

>>673

>Where are all the vidya games in Star Trek?

I suppose they're either on the datapads or perhaps arcade programs in the holodeck.

Besides, I'm sure most autists in the 23rd century spend their adolescence having sex with holograms rather than bother with Call of Duty: Romulus.

Lucky bastards.

Anonymous 07/10/17 (Mon) 07:36:17 ddf7a2 No.687

They make tea.

Anonymous 07/10/17 (Mon) 19:20:16 b40b12 No.694

>>687

Earl Grey. Hot.

Anonymous 07/10/17 (Mon) 22:29:15 9297b9 No.698

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>>675

I'd totally play the fuck out of Call of Duty: Romulus.

Anonymous 07/10/17 (Mon) 22:33:24 a6433b No.700

which holodeck program was the best, excluding the sex ones?

my vote goes to our man bashir, it has everything

http://poal.me/xkpluk

Anonymous 07/10/17 (Mon) 22:44:43 e709ed No.702

>>700

There is only one and it comes from Voyager.

Anonymous 07/11/17 (Tue) 23:32:55 a4e129 No.706

>>702

>Flotter T. Water detected

Anonymous 07/11/17 (Tue) 23:34:58 a4e129 No.707

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>700

>which holodeck program was the best, excluding the sex ones?

Moriarty, obviously.

Anonymous 07/12/17 (Wed) 04:06:09 26da7f No.716

>>700

>excluding the sex ones

It's excluded, but I wish we'd seen a bit of Vulcan Love Slave Part Two: The Revenge. Sounds hilarious.

Anonymous 07/12/17 (Wed) 17:37:27 a4e129 No.724

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>>716

I hear that.

>"I am here for revenge for the various violations you have visited upon my anal sphincter."

>"Vengeance is illogical, T'Pol. Your time would be much better spent spreading your buttocks apart."

>"Your logic is irrefutable."

Anonymous 07/12/17 (Wed) 17:57:32 fe97cc No.728

>>716

>>724

Autistic Sex Slave?

Anonymous 07/12/17 (Wed) 19:58:54 a4e129 No.729

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>>728

>Autistic Sex Slave?

I, personally, have no problem with this, although I object to your terminology. I prefer "Captive Life Partner."

Anonymous 07/13/17 (Thu) 02:14:32 26da7f No.732

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>>728

I know! Who the fuck would want that?

Anonymous 07/16/17 (Sun) 15:21:24 e85ed7 No.788

>>702

Captain Proton? I know that's the one I'd enjoy most.

Anonymous 08/24/17 (Thu) 13:06:47 11c3d3 No.3501

File: ca73dfaa1f1e8d4⋯.webm (3.43 MB, 292x240, 73:60, Nazis verse the Klingons.webm)

>>788

Anonymous 08/25/17 (Fri) 00:28:58 37e94d No.3536

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>>788

>>3501

>tfw your colleagues walk in on you roleplaying as an SS in the holodeck

Anonymous 08/25/17 (Fri) 00:46:28 4ca35f No.3537

>>3536

>I was exploring alternate history scenarios which provided a favorable outcome without gassing the Jews… conclusion, none could be identified.

Anonymous 08/25/17 (Fri) 01:20:53 a0fbac No.3538

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>>673

Not necessarily. My personal favorite is the Vic Fontaine program. It was functionally omniscient and Nog spent his entire medical leave there.

Anonymous 08/25/17 (Fri) 01:38:28 76b7d7 No.3543

>>675

Probably they get bored with 10/10 17-year-olds after a couple months and end up fucking obese dog-headed women with three dicks until they lose the ability to feel sexual attraction

Anonymous 08/25/17 (Fri) 01:53:22 a0fbac No.3544

>>3543

HAWT!

Anonymous 08/25/17 (Fri) 01:55:11 22fdf5 No.3545

>>3543

Funny because it's true.

Anonymous 08/25/17 (Fri) 04:27:08 4ca35f No.3550

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>>3543

Anonymous 09/03/17 (Sun) 12:53:11 7fd5b0 No.4616

>>3550

Would you have banged a female Quark?

Anonymous 09/03/17 (Sun) 13:25:36 cad2b0 No.4632

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>>4616

>Would you have banged a female Quark?

I know Bashir probably did a good job to make him fully functional, but… no.

Anonymous 09/04/17 (Mon) 02:11:50 b95189 No.4726

>>673

So they upscaled the resolution for The Game CG effects without upgrading the effect itself? I guess that makes sense, it always looks a bit jarring in TOS when you get one of those modern special effects shots in the re-release.

Anonymous 09/04/17 (Mon) 16:46:13 1c43db No.4793

>>3501

>>702

I wish we'd gotten to see the Crusades program the Doctor mentioned. 7 of 9 as Joan of Arc, unnff.

Anonymous 09/04/17 (Mon) 17:39:58 15b83b No.4798

>>4793

>Doctor as a Crusader

I could imagine him going Deus Vult on some Romulans.