Where are all the vidya games in Star Trek? If I had to do nothing but cross space for hours upon hours, I'd play all the time, but their games really suck.The holodeck looks like motion control hell, like a super Wii, where you actually have to be in

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▶Anonymous 07/10/17 (Mon) 03:50:30 9297b9 (2) No.673>>675 >>3538 >>4726 [Watch Thread][Show All Posts]

Where are all the vidya games in Star Trek? If I had to do nothing but cross space for hours upon hours, I'd play all the time, but their games really suck.

The holodeck looks like motion control hell, like a super Wii, where you actually have to be in shape to play.

▶Anonymous 07/10/17 (Mon) 04:57:27 b40b12 (2) No.675>>698 >>3543

>>673 (OP)

>Where are all the vidya games in Star Trek?

I suppose they're either on the datapads or perhaps arcade programs in the holodeck.

Besides, I'm sure most autists in the 23rd century spend their adolescence having sex with holograms rather than bother with Call of Duty: Romulus.

Lucky bastards.

▶Anonymous 07/10/17 (Mon) 07:36:17 ddf7a2 (1) No.687>>694

They make tea.

▶Anonymous 07/10/17 (Mon) 19:20:16 b40b12 (2) No.694

>>687

Earl Grey. Hot.

▶Anonymous 07/10/17 (Mon) 22:29:15 9297b9 (2) No.698

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>>675

I'd totally play the fuck out of Call of Duty: Romulus.

▶Anonymous 07/10/17 (Mon) 22:33:24 a6433b (1) No.700>>702 >>707 >>716

which holodeck program was the best, excluding the sex ones?

my vote goes to our man bashir, it has everything

http://poal.me/xkpluk

▶Anonymous 07/10/17 (Mon) 22:44:43 e709ed (1) No.702>>706 >>788 >>4793

>>700

There is only one and it comes from Voyager.

▶Anonymous 07/11/17 (Tue) 23:32:55 a4e129 (4) No.706

>>702

>Flotter T. Water detected

▶Anonymous 07/11/17 (Tue) 23:34:58 a4e129 (4) No.707

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>>700

>which holodeck program was the best, excluding the sex ones?

Moriarty, obviously.

▶Anonymous 07/12/17 (Wed) 04:06:09 26da7f (2) No.716>>724 >>728

>>700

>excluding the sex ones

It's excluded, but I wish we'd seen a bit of Vulcan Love Slave Part Two: The Revenge. Sounds hilarious.

▶Anonymous 07/12/17 (Wed) 17:37:27 a4e129 (4) No.724>>728

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>>716

I hear that.

>"I am here for revenge for the various violations you have visited upon my anal sphincter."

>"Vengeance is illogical, T'Pol. Your time would be much better spent spreading your buttocks apart."

>"Your logic is irrefutable."

▶Anonymous 07/12/17 (Wed) 17:57:32 fe97cc (1) No.728>>729 >>732

>>716

>>724

Autistic Sex Slave?

▶Anonymous 07/12/17 (Wed) 19:58:54 a4e129 (4) No.729

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>>728

>Autistic Sex Slave?

I, personally, have no problem with this, although I object to your terminology. I prefer "Captive Life Partner."

▶Anonymous 07/13/17 (Thu) 02:14:32 26da7f (2) No.732

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>>728

I know! Who the fuck would want that?

▶Anonymous 07/16/17 (Sun) 15:21:24 e85ed7 (1) No.788>>3501 >>3536

>>702

Captain Proton? I know that's the one I'd enjoy most.

▶Anonymous 08/24/17 (Thu) 13:06:47 11c3d3 (1) No.3501>>3536 >>4793

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>>788

▶Anonymous 08/25/17 (Fri) 00:28:58 37e94d (1) No.3536>>3537

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>>788

>>3501

>tfw your colleagues walk in on you roleplaying as an SS in the holodeck

▶Anonymous 08/25/17 (Fri) 00:46:28 4ca35f (2) No.3537

>>3536

>I was exploring alternate history scenarios which provided a favorable outcome without gassing the Jews… conclusion, none could be identified.

▶Anonymous 08/25/17 (Fri) 01:20:53 a0fbac (2) No.3538

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>>673 (OP)

Not necessarily. My personal favorite is the Vic Fontaine program. It was functionally omniscient and Nog spent his entire medical leave there.

▶Anonymous 08/25/17 (Fri) 01:38:28 76b7d7 (1) No.3543>>3544 >>3545 >>3550

>>675

Probably they get bored with 10/10 17-year-olds after a couple months and end up fucking obese dog-headed women with three dicks until they lose the ability to feel sexual attraction

▶Anonymous 08/25/17 (Fri) 01:53:22 a0fbac (2) No.3544

>>3543

HAWT!

▶Anonymous 08/25/17 (Fri) 01:55:11 22fdf5 (1) No.3545

>>3543

Funny because it's true.

▶Anonymous 08/25/17 (Fri) 04:27:08 4ca35f (2) No.3550>>4616

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>>3543

▶Anonymous 09/03/17 (Sun) 12:53:11 7fd5b0 (1) No.4616>>4632

>>3550

Would you have banged a female Quark?

▶Anonymous 09/03/17 (Sun) 13:25:36 cad2b0 (1) No.4632

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>>4616

>Would you have banged a female Quark?

I know Bashir probably did a good job to make him fully functional, but… no.

▶Anonymous 09/04/17 (Mon) 02:11:50 b95189 (1) No.4726

>>673 (OP)

So they upscaled the resolution for The Game CG effects without upgrading the effect itself? I guess that makes sense, it always looks a bit jarring in TOS when you get one of those modern special effects shots in the re-release.

▶Anonymous 09/04/17 (Mon) 16:46:13 1c43db (1) No.4793>>4798

>>3501

>>702

I wish we'd gotten to see the Crusades program the Doctor mentioned. 7 of 9 as Joan of Arc, unnff.

▶Anonymous 09/04/17 (Mon) 17:39:58 15b83b (1) No.4798

>>4793

>Doctor as a Crusader

I could imagine him going Deus Vult on some Romulans.

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