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4d0670 (1) No.5292>>5300 >>5358 [Watch Thread][Show All Posts]

If a thousand lightly armed Klingons were transported to present day Detroit this instant what do you suppose would happen?

fac542 (1) No.5294

it would be a significant improvement


e7c11a (2) No.5298>>5317

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They'd have a lot of shit on their dicks and blood on their knives.


56b29d (1) No.5300

>>5292 (OP)

Business as usual.


366bca (6) No.5312>>5344 >>5357

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Probably shame us all.

>https://twitter.com/Nacelle1701/status/893347895558029312

One of you faggots know how to rip this video?


921d03 (1) No.5316>>5332

A thousand lightly armed Klingons abruptly transported from their technological society into our relatively primitive environment, hm…

I think they'd form the world's best ethnic enclave, building a core of high-tech industry that they would violently protect from the surrounding niggers as they work to try to regain the stars. The surrounding nigger culture would gradually take to emulating them, but the Klingons would get pissed about shit-tier fake Klingon niggers. They'd cull all but the best of them and eventually civilize Detroit by force.


f9b1fb (2) No.5317>>5338

>>5298

If those are her real tits, then I have some poetry I'd like to recite.


366bca (6) No.5332

>>5316

>The surrounding nigger culture would gradually take to emulating them, but the Klingons would get pissed about shit-tier fake Klingon niggers. They'd cull all but the best of them and eventually civilize Detroit by force.

>The writers thought it sounded good at the time, then it came down to filming, and the entire production realized Avery Brooks was playing a Klingon, the damage control was in full swing.


47b3c8 (1) No.5338

>>5317

Prepare to duck.


8f916d (1) No.5344>>5345 >>5346

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>>5312

You should really know how to do it yourself by now anon.


5f0eba (2) No.5345

>>5344

That 'redhead.' Unf.


366bca (6) No.5346

>>5344

>You should really know how to do it yourself by now anon.

Thanks, I got youtube-dl - does that still work with twitter, I haven't gotten it to work. What did you use?


dc486b (7) No.5357>>5415

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>>5312

>that ferengi-spreading


dc486b (7) No.5358>>5359

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>>5292 (OP)

>If a thousand lightly armed Klingons were transported to present day Detroit this instant what do you suppose would happen?

They'd expect honorable foes and get caught off guard when they got swarmed and killed. Their bat'leths and armor would end up in pawn shops all over the city, their tricorders and other pieces of incomprehensible electronics would be smashed to hear the sounds they made when they broke, and their hair would be stolen and sold to local beauty shops for weaves. Their bodies would probably be eaten.


86885d (3) No.5359>>5361

>>5358

in the first few hours maybe, but come on, these are klingons, not leftists

once they come to their senses they'll slaughter the nogs


dc486b (7) No.5361>>5367

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>>5359

"Only a fool fights in a burning house." The Klingons are more rational than they let on. So when they find themselves literally fighting in burning houses, they'll fall like dominoes.


56d281 (1) No.5367>>5373

>>5361

This.

An important detail concerning klingon ideas about what constitutes honorable combat that many forget, even many writers for the show, is that Klingon warships have cloaking devices.

Klingon warships full of noble warriors looking to prove their worth in honorable battle, will happily sneak up on unsuspecting enemies and blow them to kingdomcome without warning or giving their foes any kind of chance to defend themselves. They will happily gun down enemy civilians and civilian ships that way too.

The klingon high council, the most honorable and conservative klingons around, regularly use assassins and blackmail in their politics.

Klingon honor in practice is nowhere near the kind of stuff Worf talks about, because Worf has never lived in klingon society or even around other klingons. Worf's view of klingon society is basically like a weaboo's talking about how suicidally loyal and honorable samurais are and how their katana's can totally cut through plate armor because "muh folded a gorrillian times" blades.


86885d (3) No.5373>>5390

>>5367

>Worf's view of klingon society is basically like a weaboo's

i always hear people saying klingons are japs

to me they were more like a mix between the mongol empire/roman republic. honorable existance on the surface but shady tactics underneath


d25548 (1) No.5390

>>5373

Klingons are more like Viking-Mongols. So Finnish people.


80a317 (3) No.5406>>5408 >>5414 >>5416

The Klingons would see that America is not a serious country and would try to take over. Not being fools, they would conscript nignogs as cannon fodder. The nogs, seeing that these klingons are smarter and have a shared interest, would follow their lead willingly.


dc486b (7) No.5408>>5496

>>5406

>The nogs, seeing that these klingons are smarter and have a shared interest, would follow their lead willingly.

That didn't work with whites, why would it work with the turtleheads?


366bca (6) No.5414>>5496

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>>5406

>The nogs, seeing that these klingons are smarter and have a shared interest, would follow their lead willingly.

Nogs following direction, are we in the mirror universe?


e7c11a (2) No.5415

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>>5357

He's maximizing his profit margin.


64db4a (1) No.5416>>5496

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>>5406

>The nogs, seeing that these klingons are smarter and have a shared interest, would follow their lead willingly.

t. anon who's only interaction with niggers is what he's seen on talmudvision


80a317 (3) No.5496>>5497 >>5498 >>5709

>>5416

>>5414

>>5408

Look at these fags acting like nogs had never been weaponized. BLM, mufuggahs.

>That didn't work with whites, why would it work with the turtleheads?

We don't have shared interests with niggers. On the civilizational level, we also suffer from pathological altruism. As for why nogs would follow klingons: Whites appeal to reason, klingons appeal to singing, yelling, and headbutting.


366bca (6) No.5497>>5725

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>>5496

The Klingons looting Irma yet?


dc486b (7) No.5498

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>>5496

>Whites appeal to reason, klingons appeal to singing, yelling, and headbutting.


5d99f0 (1) No.5709>>5791

>>5496

>Klingons don't appeal to reason

>This is how the writers say they are

>Every scene we've seen Klingons they are the most reasonable characters in all of Star Trek


ed24bd (3) No.5725>>5726 >>5729

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>>5497

>Irma

>authorities are advising people to not shoot at the hurricane irl

>because the bullets could likely be flung back out at dangerous speeds

>klingons arrive

>klingons shoot disruptors at hurricane

>hurricane starts spewing out disruptor blasts back

>never ending fire fight


2074b2 (1) No.5726>>5727 >>5765

>>5725

>Implying the Klingons wouldn't try hand to hand combat with the Hurricane

Implying they wouldn't win


366bca (6) No.5727

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>>5726

>>Implying the Klingons wouldn't try hand to hand combat with the Hurricane

>Implying they wouldn't win

>Klingon meth heads ftw


dc486b (7) No.5729>>5740

>>5725

>>authorities are advising people to not shoot at the hurricane irl

I've read that in five different places, now, and I still can't get over the fact that the people who would do such a thing are allowed to vote and have children.


ed24bd (3) No.5740>>5767

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>>5729

Well it's Florida, so it's to be expected. Personally I can't tell if Florida is the funnest or scariest place on earth, but at least I can sit back and enjoy it from safety.


736df8 (2) No.5765>>5770 >>5782

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>>5726

Long ago, a storm was heading for the city of Quin'lat. Everyone took protection within the walls except one man who remained outside. Kahless went to him and asked what he was doing. "I am not afraid," the man said. "I will not hide my face behind stone and mortar. I will stand before the wind and make it respect me." Kahless honored his choice and went back inside. The next day, the storm came, and the man was killed. Kahless replied, "The wind does not respect a fool".


86885d (3) No.5767>>5769

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>>5740

florida man is the hero we deserve


4fc562 (1) No.5769

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>>5767

>too fat for jail


dc486b (7) No.5770>>5777

>>5765

Is that your own work?


736df8 (2) No.5777>>5793

>>5770

Nah, I'd have spelled Honoured right. In hindsight though it should have been all in first person.


d28dbf (1) No.5782

>>5765

>BRONZED.COM


80a317 (3) No.5791

>>5709

I'm talking about appearances.


f9b1fb (2) No.5793>>5794

>>5777

Lol. Nobody wants your extra letters, bong.


ed24bd (3) No.5794>>5808

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>>5793

His trips say otherwiuse.


5f0eba (2) No.5808

>>5794

Don't you mean 'trippes?'




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